00:00Was the night before Christmas at the Conrad Thompson house, and once again, old Conrad was drunk as a louse.
00:08The stockings were hanged by the chimney with care in hopes they would keep away old Pop-Pop Ric Flair.
00:16But what did the family, soon did they hear, but a...
00:20And that son of a bitch certainly was here.
00:22Pop-Pop who opened the door to the amazement of all, and there he was naked with gray-covered balls.
00:30Megan said, that's it. He ain't ruining my night.
00:33And her words and her anger started one hell of a fight.
00:37Larry Thompson stood up and took a big left-handed swing.
00:41Seemed he may have missed old Pop-Pop, but Casio's head, it did ring.
00:46Jeff Jarrett had seen enough, and he raised his guitar.
00:50But Dave Silva hit him with a belly bump and put old Double J into the far.
00:55JBL acted quickly, as fast as a wink, and he smacked the flames off Jared's bouffant haircut, as quick as a wink.
01:04The fight continued, there was blood, shit, and beer, until another rap at the door, they all did hear.
01:11Everyone stopped in their tracks, thinking about what they had done, until realization hit them one by one.
01:18This brawl had gone on with old Flair still outside, and finally the nature boy walked naked inside.
01:27Yeah, old Pop-Pop looked around and saw it just a mess.
01:30Then his brain started thinking about something, I guess.
01:34He could not stay, his doctor had said.
01:38Well, if he pushes himself, hell, he could end up dead.
01:42And sticking a finger aside of his nose, he turned with a jerk, flopping that 14-inch hose.
01:48We heard him exclaim as he stumbled out of sight.
01:52Merry Christmas, you rednecks.
01:54I'm out.
01:55Good night.
01:56Woo!
