- 2 days ago
After a break up, Jenny moves in with writer Kelly, her filmmaker husband, and their child. Despite a rocky start, Jenny's influence helps Kelly realize that an evolution in her life, career and relationship is necessary for her happiness.
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00:00:00So you've got no heart, you're just paid to feel it like a thug, but you will need it sometimes growing up.
00:00:26Yes, when you are home, when you're dried up and feeling cold, will you reach for something better told? Will you? Will you?
00:00:44There's no heart that seems to miss you. There's no loving eyes on you. Everyone that still has someone, they're not looking at you.
00:00:59You ain't got no class. All your stupid books, they all seem to laugh. Did you buy them so the girls would ask? Did you?
00:01:15Yeah. You ain't got no home. You're too scared to sleep alone. Where the door shut the night appears. Just a baby, baby.
00:01:34Hi. Hi. Hi. That little boy's a sweet boy. He's such a sweet boy. Who's a sweetie? He knows his dad so much.
00:01:44I don't know. You wanted to read five books tonight. Aw, thank you. One of them was the same book twice. Aw. Thank you for doing it.
00:01:54You gonna do any writing tonight? Um... You wanna hang out? I mean, I feel like I have so much to do before your sister comes.
00:02:03Thanks again for jiving up early today, man. Easy. Not a problem. It would've been fun to listen to this stuff tonight, but my sister broke up with her boyfriend and thinks she wants to live in Chicago now, so...
00:02:16Not good. My flight gets in tonight, and I need to be back to make sure the house looks okay and everything. No problem at all. Um...
00:02:24Yeah, did you check out that stuff? I haven't had a chance to listen to any of it, so let's just go through, um... Cool. Yeah. Let's see.
00:02:31Let's see.
00:02:32Let's see.
00:02:33We're going down with the dark now. On the road. Time and place it ain't a race. On the road. On the road. On the road. Hi.
00:02:54We're close to here, too.
00:02:57Get aesses.
00:02:58The corners, of course.
00:02:59What are you doing?
00:03:00What are you doing?
00:03:04No problem.
00:03:05What are you doing?
00:03:07Numbers here?
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09Thanks.
00:03:10Yeah.
00:03:11What are you doing?
00:03:15Numbers here?
00:03:16Yeah.
00:03:17Thanks.
00:03:18Can you do this?
00:03:20What are you guys doing?
00:03:21Numbers, yeah.
00:03:22Thanks.
00:03:24Um, Jenny's here.
00:03:25Er, she landed.
00:03:26Oh, that's right.
00:03:27So she's just calling.
00:03:28I know.
00:03:29I'm coming down.
00:03:30Uh, so she's gonna jump in a cab.
00:03:31So 45 minutes or an hour.
00:03:33What's wrong?
00:03:37Mama's done playing with numbers.
00:03:39Can you do it with Dada?
00:03:52Thank you so much.
00:04:05Oh, let me help with that.
00:04:06Hey, how are you?
00:04:07Welcome, welcome.
00:04:08I'm good.
00:04:09How are you?
00:04:10Yeah.
00:04:11Thank you very much.
00:04:12Okay, great.
00:04:14Thank you very much.
00:04:15Have a nice night.
00:04:16Sorry, that one's...
00:04:17That's okay.
00:04:18Come on in.
00:04:19Hi, Dada.
00:04:20Hi, baby.
00:04:21Look.
00:04:22Guess who's here?
00:04:23Hi.
00:04:24So happy to see you.
00:04:25So happy to see you.
00:04:26You're feeding me, too?
00:04:27It's amazing.
00:04:28Yeah, I'm...
00:04:29It's...
00:04:30You're everything.
00:04:31Look.
00:04:32Hey, buddy.
00:04:33Yeah, okay.
00:04:34We'll get you another graham cracker.
00:04:36But first, can you say hi?
00:04:37Can you say hi?
00:04:38Do you remember me?
00:04:39Hi.
00:04:40Hi.
00:04:41I don't know if he would remember you.
00:04:43Hey.
00:04:45Can you give kisses?
00:04:47Can you give me...
00:04:48Can you give me a kiss?
00:04:49Mmm.
00:04:51Can Daddy have a kiss?
00:04:52Yes.
00:04:53Mmm.
00:04:54Come on down.
00:04:55Are you prepared for this?
00:04:57Yeah, I'm excited.
00:04:58You've...
00:04:59You've built it up enough.
00:05:00You've built it up enough.
00:05:01Ugh.
00:05:02Wait till you get a load of this.
00:05:04Oh, shit.
00:05:06Ugh.
00:05:07Oh, no.
00:05:10I know, right?
00:05:12Are you kidding me?
00:05:14Are you joking?
00:05:15Check it out, lady.
00:05:17I know.
00:05:18I know.
00:05:19This is insane.
00:05:20Is this...
00:05:21Everything here is from the 1950s.
00:05:22We bought it exactly as you see.
00:05:24It's our booze, but...
00:05:27I mean, the guy came home from World War II and built a fucking tiki bar.
00:05:31Like, all this is...
00:05:32In the base.
00:05:33All this is theirs.
00:05:34Like, this starfish is not yours.
00:05:36None of this is ours.
00:05:38Incredible, right?
00:05:39What?
00:05:40Sorry.
00:05:41I mean...
00:05:42What?
00:05:43This house.
00:05:44Is this...
00:05:45Is this, like, the...
00:05:46This is...
00:05:47The material from the...
00:05:48From the bench out there?
00:05:49Yeah.
00:05:50I mean, same...
00:05:51Yeah, absolutely.
00:05:52It's all of a piece.
00:05:53And these are not your mallards.
00:05:54These are...
00:05:55All the birds in the house were here when we got it.
00:05:57Wild, right?
00:05:58This...
00:05:59Like, what?
00:06:00I know.
00:06:01I know.
00:06:02It's all of a piece.
00:06:04And these are not your mallards.
00:06:05These are all the birds in the house.
00:06:07We're here when we got it.
00:06:11Is this, like, what?
00:06:14I know.
00:06:17Mmm.
00:06:18Mmm.
00:06:19Mmm.
00:06:20Mmm.
00:06:21Mmm.
00:06:22Mmm.
00:06:23Mmm.
00:06:24Mmm.
00:06:25Mmm.
00:06:26Mmm.
00:06:27Mmm.
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00:06:29Mmm.
00:06:30Mmm.
00:06:31Mmm.
00:06:32Mmm.
00:06:33Mmm.
00:06:34Can you do it?
00:06:35Jude's turn.
00:06:48Mmm.
00:06:49That's great that he has to do it with the fork,
00:06:50because you did it with the fork.
00:06:51Yeah, yeah.
00:06:52Uh-oh, here, let Daddy help him.
00:06:54Okay.
00:06:55Mmm.
00:06:55Your turn.
00:06:56Oh, the little duck rocks on the big duck's back.
00:06:59Quack, quack, quack.
00:07:00Quack, quack, quack.
00:07:01I'm gonna give you duck kisses.
00:07:03Hey.
00:07:05Hi.
00:07:06Hey, I'm such a jerk.
00:07:07I told my friend Carson that I was gonna meet her, and, uh, I'm, like, moving you to do the dishes.
00:07:14I can help, I can, like, take two minutes from here.
00:07:16No, don't be crazy.
00:07:17Don't be a crazy person.
00:07:18You look so cute.
00:07:20I'm, like, I'm like, I'm so cute.
00:07:23H-I, yeah.
00:07:24Very good.
00:07:25Uh-ah.
00:07:26If you wanna leave this, I can do it, like, as soon as I get home.
00:07:29Oh, my God.
00:07:30Don't be, it's my, it's my life.
00:07:32Yeah.
00:07:33You don't wanna leave it.
00:07:34Sorry.
00:07:35I'm so happy.
00:07:36I'm, like, drinking and, okay.
00:07:37You're just such a jerk.
00:07:38You're such a jerk.
00:07:39I told my friend Carson that I was gonna meet her, and, uh, I'm, like, moving you to the dishes.
00:07:42I can help, I can, like, take ten minutes.
00:07:44No.
00:07:45Don't be crazy.
00:07:46Don't be a crazy person.
00:07:47You look so cute.
00:07:49I'm gonna give you duck kisses.
00:07:52No, I'm good.
00:07:54I'm gonna give you duck kisses.
00:07:56Quack, quack, quack.
00:07:57Bye, baby.
00:07:58Bye.
00:07:59Did you say bye-bye?
00:08:00Did you say bye?
00:08:01Bye-bye.
00:08:02Good boy.
00:08:03Oh, hey, um, what are you doing tomorrow afternoon?
00:08:07Um.
00:08:08Or, like, morning-ish, 11-ish.
00:08:10Nothing.
00:08:11Okay.
00:08:12Do you think you could babysit for a few hours while, uh, Kelly goes out to brunch with some friends?
00:08:16Yeah, no problem.
00:08:17She didn't wanna ask you.
00:08:18I guess she wanted me to do this.
00:08:19Okay.
00:08:20Um, but, uh, she will give you the rundown tomorrow.
00:08:24Cool.
00:08:25All right.
00:08:26Okay.
00:08:27Enjoy yourself.
00:08:28Okay, night.
00:08:29And, uh, yes, uh, stay out as long as you want.
00:08:30Uh, just come in, we'll leave the side door open, and then I'll get you in some days.
00:08:33Oh.
00:08:34Okay.
00:08:35Okay.
00:08:36Q-R-S-T.
00:08:38Okay, you can sing by yourself.
00:08:40Uh-huh.
00:08:41Go.
00:08:42Huh?
00:08:43Finish the song.
00:08:44Uh-huh.
00:08:45Uh-huh.
00:08:46Uh-huh.
00:08:47Uh-huh.
00:08:48Uh-huh.
00:08:54Hey!
00:08:55Hey!
00:08:56Hey!
00:08:57How are you?
00:08:58Hi!
00:08:59Oh, my God.
00:09:00So good to see you.
00:09:01So good to see you.
00:09:02So excited.
00:09:03How are you?
00:09:04Good.
00:09:05Look about all the, all the Nick stuff.
00:09:07It's good.
00:09:08You feel good?
00:09:09Yes.
00:09:10I feel...
00:09:11mostly good.
00:09:12I mean, it's gonna be hard.
00:09:13These things are hard.
00:09:14It's gonna be, it's gonna be hard, and, but, like, in the long run, I'm gonna be way happier,
00:09:18he's gonna be way happier.
00:09:19Yeah.
00:09:20Just gonna stay strong.
00:09:21Yeah.
00:09:22How are you?
00:09:23How are you?
00:09:24How are you?
00:09:25I'm so excited.
00:09:26I'm so excited.
00:09:27How are you?
00:09:28I'm so excited.
00:09:29How are you?
00:09:30How are you?
00:09:31How are you?
00:09:32How are you?
00:09:33I'm so excited.
00:09:39I still don't know what this is.
00:09:46Oh!
00:09:47Locked space that looked like me.
00:09:49I'm stealing her for one second.
00:09:51Amen!
00:09:52I want you to meet Ezra and Megan.
00:09:55Hi!
00:09:56Hi!
00:09:57Hi!
00:09:58They're not capable of...
00:09:59You need to get into this.
00:10:00Oh, I need to pee really quick.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:02I'm sorry.
00:10:03Okay.
00:10:04Okay.
00:10:05Sorry.
00:10:06Oh, hello.
00:10:07Hi!
00:10:08I'm so glad that was you.
00:10:09Are you having a good time?
00:10:10Yes.
00:10:11You like people?
00:10:12Everybody's so nice.
00:10:13Your friends are so nice.
00:10:14You think so?
00:10:15Like, maybe they're just being nice?
00:10:16No, they're nice.
00:10:17No, they're nice.
00:10:18Are people making you nervous?
00:10:19No.
00:10:20Everybody's...
00:10:21Do they drive you home?
00:10:22And, like, I don't want to be one of those people that just, like, continues to, like, do the... oh, thank you.
00:10:26Do, like, the same kind of stuff.
00:10:27Like, you know what I mean?
00:10:28No.
00:10:29You know what I mean?
00:10:30No.
00:10:31No.
00:10:32I don't want to be one of those people that just, like, continues to, like, do the... oh,
00:10:33thank you.
00:10:34Do, like, the same kind of stuff.
00:10:36Like, you know what I mean?
00:10:37No.
00:10:38No.
00:10:39I don't want to be one of those people that just, like, continues to, like, do the... oh,
00:10:42thank you.
00:10:43Do, like, the same kind of stuff.
00:10:46Like, you know what I mean?
00:10:49No.
00:10:50No.
00:10:51Want some music?
00:10:52It's okay.
00:10:53I don't know.
00:10:54You okay?
00:10:55Yeah.
00:10:56I'm fine.
00:10:57Have you ever seen my jammy?
00:10:58No.
00:10:59Have you guys seen Jenny?
00:11:00No.
00:11:01Hi.
00:11:02Have you guys seen, um, well, her name's Jenny, but she came with me, she has, like, long
00:11:13brown hair and, like, kind of, like, an aquiline nose.
00:11:18No?
00:11:19So you're just saying she's in, she's asleep in your bed.
00:11:35She's passed out, like, blackout.
00:11:37And you, like, shook her.
00:11:38I shook her and I just, I'm worried that she's gonna be sick.
00:11:41That's horrible.
00:11:42I know.
00:11:43She was in the bathroom for a long time and I don't know...
00:11:45I'm so sorry.
00:11:46Yeah, no, it's fine.
00:11:47I'm gonna go handle this right now.
00:11:48Okay.
00:11:49We will be out of your house in five to seven minutes.
00:11:50No.
00:11:51You don't even have to leave.
00:11:52I wanna leave.
00:11:53I'm embarrassed.
00:11:54No, you don't wanna leave, but, yeah.
00:12:03Jenny.
00:12:04Hmm.
00:12:05Jenny, baby.
00:12:06This isn't the place to sleep.
00:12:07This is someone's bedroom.
00:12:08We're gonna get you back to your own bedroom, okay?
00:12:11Okay, let's move it, okay, Jenny?
00:12:13Jenny, I need you to get out of the bed, so I'm gonna take you out of the bed now.
00:12:18That hurt?
00:12:19Don't kick me.
00:12:20I don't wanna have to touch you in this place.
00:12:22Ow!
00:12:23These are coming off here.
00:12:25This is...
00:12:26You just opened your eyes like a person who knew what you were doing.
00:12:28Get up!
00:12:29Get up!
00:12:30I beg of you to just get out of the bed.
00:12:36This is embarrassing for me.
00:12:38This is honestly embarrassing for me.
00:12:41Hello?
00:12:47What?
00:12:52Is she okay?
00:12:59Okay.
00:13:00You can go back to sleep.
00:13:01What?
00:13:02What?
00:13:03Okay, will you just, um, text me the address and, um, and I'll, I'm gonna jump in the car right
00:13:10now.
00:13:11I'll be over there just in a sec.
00:13:14Okay, no, no, no.
00:13:15I'm glad you called.
00:13:16Okay, thanks.
00:13:17Jenny?
00:13:18Mm-hmm.
00:13:19I'm gonna need you to just stand up and then I can carry you the rest of the way, but
00:13:34will you please just get up enough that...
00:13:36I'm fine.
00:13:38This is what I was dealing with in the bedroom, by the way.
00:13:41It's fine.
00:13:43All right, will you help me open the door, please?
00:13:45The front door.
00:13:46Well, I'm gonna be back for my coat.
00:13:47I have my car keys in my pocket so when we're outside...
00:13:49I am so sorry.
00:13:50I am so sorry that I won't...
00:13:51Are you apologizing to me?
00:13:52Yes.
00:13:53I'm glad you called me.
00:13:54It's the right thing to do.
00:13:55Don't apologize for that.
00:13:56I'll just be back for my coat in one second.
00:13:58I'm so sorry.
00:14:00Okay, will you, will you, before we get outside, will you officially...
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:04I'm sorry.
00:14:05Just hurry up.
00:14:06I have to unlock the button.
00:14:08I'm gonna...
00:14:09You're gonna have to help me get her into the car.
00:14:10Okay.
00:14:11All right, Jenny, I'm gonna set you down.
00:14:12We're gonna take a few steps out of the front door, okay?
00:14:15I'm fine.
00:14:16Can you...
00:14:17Yeah, I got the door.
00:14:18I got the door.
00:14:27Hello?
00:14:28One more?
00:14:29Do you want some cereal?
00:14:31A little bit of cereal?
00:14:33Hi.
00:14:34Hi.
00:14:35There.
00:14:36There's a whole bunch of Cheerios.
00:14:37Yum, yum.
00:14:38You're a crazy person.
00:14:39Uh-huh.
00:14:40You're eating that like a maniac.
00:14:43Mmm.
00:14:44Mmm.
00:14:45Mmm.
00:14:46Mmm.
00:14:47Mmm.
00:14:48Mmm.
00:14:49Mmm.
00:14:50Mmm.
00:14:51Mmm.
00:14:52Mmm.
00:14:53Hey, sweetie.
00:14:54Do you want some eggs if I make some?
00:14:55Yes, please.
00:14:56Okay.
00:14:57Here you go.
00:14:58You've got all that.
00:14:59Mmm.
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00:15:11Hey, sweetie.
00:15:12Do you want some eggs if I make some?
00:15:14Yes, please.
00:15:15Okay.
00:15:16Here you go.
00:15:17You've got all that.
00:15:18And you've got each oh, no.
00:15:19I'm ready to place it.
00:15:20My favorite food is versteht.
00:15:21You've got plein and a glass on the ice.
00:15:22By the way.
00:15:23I am.
00:15:24Hello,ächlich.
00:15:25So, think about dinner.
00:15:26I owe me a salut, temperature, temperature.
00:15:27Is that good?
00:15:28Oh, thank you so much, froze?
00:15:29Oh, spend the night with you in your life.
00:15:31Isn't okay.
00:15:32Oh, my good thing.
00:15:33Shower is barred.
00:15:34No.
00:15:35No.
00:15:37No.
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00:15:52Hi.
00:15:54Hi.
00:15:55Hi.
00:15:56Hey.
00:15:57Uh.
00:15:58Hi.
00:15:59I'm Jen.
00:16:00Hey, Jen.
00:16:01I'm Jeff's sisters.
00:16:04so hi hi nice to meet you i'm kevin is kelly not here no okay yeah no kelly and jeff left a
00:16:12little while ago it's nice to meet you nice to meet you um you just hanging out no i was just
00:16:21gonna take a shower okay yeah the cow we're just uh playing with some animals cool
00:16:34nice to meet you nice to meet you too
00:16:45i want to do that again okay
00:17:04hey we're gonna go to the park if you want to come
00:17:09what we're gonna go to the park if you want to come with us
00:17:12um yeah yeah i just need to put shoes on okay we'll be out front
00:17:23oh my god happy boy how long are you in town for
00:17:37for a while i think yeah yeah i don't actually know
00:17:47whoa he's obsessed with you you got a pretty good thing going yes
00:17:51yes dude can i have a grape no can i have an apple
00:18:15oh hey is it good thank you so much you are so welcome sorry to do that so last minute you're
00:18:31really no worries he uh he pooped twice and i just changed them oh great thank you very welcome thank
00:18:40yeah do you want to feed us jenny's uh jenny i should get your number so i can give you those
00:18:45yeah thank you dude i'll just put it in your phone okay
00:18:50i don't know if you should eat that now
00:18:55great i'll uh yeah see ya call you when they're ready okay um all right thank you kevin yeah you're
00:19:01welcome thank you have a good day i'm gonna eat all your apples
00:19:10i i i don't go out like with the intention of like
00:19:17getting hammered and coming like it's it i'm i'm like i'm a i just find that that happens no no i'm
00:19:24just saying like that did happen i don't know i empty stomach or whatever and i you know uh
00:19:34obviously it that got away from me and that's and i'm an adult and that's a weak excuse but it's not
00:19:41like i'm gonna be going out and like partying i know you have a baby in the house and i can't be like
00:19:47coming home like i i i know greatest it makes me nervous that you're gonna like
00:19:53leave the door unlocked or you know like some just something it just makes me a little nervous
00:20:00right you know but also are you okay like what happened with her boyfriend and stuff like like
00:20:07no i don't i well i certainly don't know like she didn't act like it was some she's drinking
00:20:13a strange thing was she drinking a lot today what do you mean oh just last night she drank
00:20:18last night like you who does that on the first night with their brother i don't i mean she's a
00:20:22lot younger than us i don't know do you remember how you used to act it's not very nice no i'm
00:20:29not using i'm asking you do you remember how you used to act there wasn't an implication yes you
00:20:35heard stories that wasn't an implication but i i had some semblance of like propriety or something
00:20:43oh my god now you're acting all like victim i wasn't saying anything relax anyway all i'm saying
00:20:51is it would be really good if you could just have a talk to her okay the next the next time
00:20:57she does something like this i'll certainly have a talk with her why don't you just talk to her now
00:21:02so there isn't a next time oh my god you are terrible she's just in the basement you mean right
00:21:09now right now it's like 20 steps away yeah like tonight just so it's not like hey do you know what
00:21:15that's like has a problem with it your brother is cool when trevor was here i would have told him
00:21:22oh jesus christ but he behaved like an angel so thank you hey hey how's everything going good
00:21:52so
00:22:22Are you done with those dishes?
00:22:37Uh, yeah.
00:22:38Okay.
00:22:47I love her.
00:22:48I love your whole family.
00:22:50I don't know if I feel super comfortable anymore.
00:22:55You don't feel like she can successfully babysit Jude for even minor times you would like to leave the house?
00:23:02She doesn't seem like a responsible person.
00:23:04She's not a responsible person.
00:23:05Okay, so...
00:23:06A lot of the reason why it was a good idea for her to come and live here was for you, not me.
00:23:11No, I know that.
00:23:12She's going to lighten your load.
00:23:13We can't trust her.
00:23:15So what are you going to do?
00:23:16You're going to have that conversation with her and tell her you don't trust her to...
00:23:20I kind of did.
00:23:21Give her a second chance.
00:23:22Let her prove to us that that was a one-time thing.
00:23:30All right.
00:23:30Everything's great.
00:23:37Oh, thank you so much for doing this.
00:23:40No, I'm excited.
00:23:41Is it okay if I just leave that?
00:23:42Yeah, yeah.
00:23:43I'll...
00:23:43I got it.
00:23:44It's not, um, so dirty.
00:23:47There's so many dishes.
00:23:48I'm sorry.
00:23:49No, no.
00:23:49This is the whole point.
00:23:50No, you don't have to.
00:23:52I've got to earn my keep.
00:23:54You're fine.
00:23:55You're great.
00:23:56Um, okay.
00:23:57So he is going to have to have lunch.
00:24:00Yeah.
00:24:01Um, and a little snack.
00:24:02A good thing for him to have is any of that.
00:24:05Okay.
00:24:06Um, if he tries to get cookies, no, he can't have cookies.
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:10But there's something in the fridge.
00:24:12Um, it's wrapped in saran wrap and it's obviously like...
00:24:15His lunch.
00:24:15Yeah, baby lunch.
00:24:16Okay, easy.
00:24:17Um, but I'll show you.
00:24:18It's this there.
00:24:20Um, yeah.
00:24:20Uh, so just heat that up in the microwave for like 30 seconds.
00:24:25Do you want me to like text you updates every like...
00:24:28Oh, if you...
00:24:29I can like send you pictures.
00:24:30He's still alive.
00:24:31Like...
00:24:32That's...
00:24:32Yeah.
00:24:33If you want to.
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35Okay.
00:24:35That would be...
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Okay.
00:24:37Are you nervous?
00:24:38No, I'm excited.
00:24:39I'm excited.
00:24:40He's...
00:24:40I'm going to make him love me.
00:24:43He loves you.
00:24:45Hi, I'm just calling to make an appointment, um, for my son for two years.
00:24:50Let's check up.
00:24:53His name is Jude Spillane.
00:24:55Jude is currently making me a sandwich.
00:25:21Yeah, alive and well.
00:25:25Jude, what about this?
00:25:29Uh-oh.
00:25:30Uh-huh.
00:25:31Can you do this, Jude?
00:25:32Can you dance, Jude?
00:25:34Can you do this?
00:25:35No.
00:25:36Do I put it in now?
00:25:46Is that what he wants?
00:25:48I know I want a baby, but I don't actually know why.
00:25:51Yeah.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:54Wee!
00:25:54I mean, you're very cute, but if I spend another hour with you, I'm going to pass out and maybe
00:25:59never wake up.
00:26:00Ah!
00:26:03Buddy?
00:26:04What do you want, Jude?
00:26:07Karate.
00:26:09Karate?
00:26:09If you were to have a baby, do you feel like you would wait a long time to have a baby?
00:26:13Can we have those?
00:26:15I don't know.
00:26:15I don't, I don't, like, feel like I want a baby.
00:26:19Oh!
00:26:19Like ever, maybe?
00:26:20But I'm not, like, grossed out by Jude.
00:26:23Well, I have the reverse reaction, which is I'm slightly grossed out and I definitely want
00:26:26a baby.
00:26:27Yeah!
00:26:27I don't know if he knows how to dip, but this was in there, so.
00:26:34There you go, buddy.
00:26:35Oh, it's time.
00:26:36Make, like, a crude gesture.
00:26:37No!
00:26:38Just make a face that doesn't seem like a face of a person you should be with a baby.
00:26:41That's my face all the time.
00:26:43Do it.
00:26:43That's Jude and Jenny.
00:26:46That's just Jude.
00:26:48Just Jude.
00:26:50I can't tell.
00:26:51Can you tell that's Jude?
00:26:52And that's a picture of my butt.
00:26:54Mm-hmm.
00:26:57I can't tell you how to do this, but I can't tell you how to do this.
00:27:27Oh, God.
00:27:28Oh, God.
00:27:30Hi.
00:27:30Maybe I leave that.
00:27:31Sorry.
00:27:31Hi.
00:27:32Hi.
00:27:33Hi.
00:27:33I am Kelly.
00:27:34Oh, sorry.
00:27:35This is Carson.
00:27:35Oh, no.
00:27:36So nice to meet you.
00:27:37Good about your fancy name.
00:27:38Oh, you have such a fancy house.
00:27:40This house is amazing.
00:27:41Yeah.
00:27:41I think it's so fun and funky and sexy in a weird way.
00:27:46Oh.
00:27:46I love it.
00:27:47Well, thank you, Carson.
00:27:49How are you doing?
00:27:50Good.
00:27:50Jude was amazing.
00:27:53He's fucking funny.
00:27:55He's really funny, yeah.
00:27:56And such a friendly person.
00:27:58Yeah.
00:27:59I found the little Tupperware things, and he wanted to feed us a lot, but he ate, you know,
00:28:06He ate us both.
00:28:0780% of it.
00:28:08How long has he been sleeping for?
00:28:09He went down, like, right at one, so.
00:28:11Oh, good.
00:28:12Okay, great.
00:28:13Well, thank you for doing that.
00:28:15I really...
00:28:15It was no problem.
00:28:16You know that I...
00:28:17It was great to get to know him.
00:28:18I appreciate it.
00:28:20Okay, I'm gonna make some dinner for...
00:28:23Do you want to have a drink with us?
00:28:25Um...
00:28:26I could make you this delightful concoction.
00:28:30You should have a beer with us.
00:28:32No, it's nice to hang out in here.
00:28:33We never really do as much as I...
00:28:36So do it.
00:28:37Yeah, okay.
00:28:37Okay.
00:28:38I'll have a beer with you guys.
00:28:42I think she's so pretty.
00:28:44I think she's so...
00:28:45I'm gonna hurt her.
00:28:46I think she's so pretty.
00:28:47And, like, that way where it's, like, oh, I didn't have time to take a shower.
00:28:51I didn't have time to do anything.
00:28:52I'm just momming it up.
00:28:53She's so pretty.
00:28:55Cheers.
00:28:55Cheers.
00:28:56Cheers.
00:28:57Nice to meet you.
00:28:58It's nice to meet you, too.
00:29:00I don't know about you.
00:29:00What's your job?
00:29:02I'm, um...
00:29:03I stay at home with Jude.
00:29:06I'm a stay-at-home mom.
00:29:07That's so nice.
00:29:08But you're...
00:29:09She's a novelist.
00:29:10She's, like, a writer.
00:29:12Are you?
00:29:13She, like, she wrote, like...
00:29:14She, like, wrote this book that's so beautiful that, like, I read and I don't understand exactly
00:29:18what it means.
00:29:19Just because, like, I'm too stupid to get it.
00:29:21Because it's, like, that...
00:29:22She and A.
00:29:23It's, like, so good.
00:29:25You know those books where you're, like, this is so good, but...
00:29:27It's not...
00:29:27It's completely going.
00:29:28Yeah.
00:29:29And, like, smart people are, like...
00:29:30It's not how you're supposed to feel.
00:29:32So are you writing another novel?
00:29:36Yeah.
00:29:37Yes.
00:29:39The plan is that I am writing...
00:29:42I'm in the process of it.
00:29:45It's taking a while.
00:29:47And I'm busy.
00:29:49Is it hard to find time to write?
00:29:52Yeah.
00:29:53It's really hard.
00:29:54You know, I feel like I just started a different job.
00:29:57I have a new job now.
00:30:00And it's a very complicated issue to talk about.
00:30:04If you don't have kids...
00:30:06You know, like, before we had a kid, I sort of had this idea that we would, you know, both
00:30:11be working.
00:30:12I didn't understand completely that it was, like, every moment of every day is kind of
00:30:18that's what you're doing.
00:30:20Taken up.
00:30:21Yeah, you're just sort of, like, thinking about him and working.
00:30:23But then the baby...
00:30:24Like, Jeff can take care of the baby.
00:30:25He's a grown-up, kind of.
00:30:29Like...
00:30:29He makes money is the thing.
00:30:33I don't make money when I'm working.
00:30:34But maybe you haven't given it enough time.
00:30:37You have...
00:30:38Maybe yours requires a little more of an investment at the beginning and you could be making more
00:30:41money than him in the end.
00:30:42Yeah, you're, like, a band where, like, your first album is, like, cool and people are
00:30:45always, like, oh, if you listen to the first album.
00:30:47But then, like, your next book, you could be, like, you could, you know, you could be
00:30:52like the Arcade Fire.
00:30:54It's a lot of appreciate.
00:30:55Be, like, make a lot of money.
00:30:56It's a lot of appreciate.
00:30:57And people would be, like, her first book was amazing.
00:31:00And then, like, the cool, smart people would talk about that book.
00:31:03But everybody would read the next one.
00:31:03I just feel like if I was in that situation, I would start to, like, resent my husband and
00:31:07feel like, why the fuck am I holding this baby all day long when you, I mean, it's not
00:31:14like he makes that much money.
00:31:15I'm not not a feminist.
00:31:17I feel misrepresented slightly.
00:31:20I've read fucking, like, Andrea Dworkin.
00:31:23Do you know what I mean?
00:31:24Like, I had a concept of what my life would be like.
00:31:31You're, like, you're, like, you're, like, holding the fort down.
00:31:34Like, there's, nobody here doesn't think you're a woman in it.
00:31:37I'm not complaining.
00:31:38I'm not complaining about being with my child.
00:31:38I'm just trying to create a world in which, I'm just trying to create a world in which
00:31:42you can have it all.
00:31:43Like, you make me feel like a child and you're, like, a woman.
00:31:45Like, that's, like...
00:31:46Having it all is, like, a very dangerous concept, I feel like.
00:31:49Because that just means I have to do everything.
00:31:53Yeah.
00:31:54That's cute.
00:31:56It's the truth.
00:31:57I mean, you know, that's, that's just how the world works.
00:32:00And I want, I'm not complaining.
00:32:02I love Jude so much.
00:32:05And I, you know, he, like, came out of my body.
00:32:09Like, the moment I saw him, I was, like, oh, I want to, like, do everything I can to make
00:32:14your life as great as possible.
00:32:16I do feel a little bit resentful because he's, like, oh, you know, I had this meeting and
00:32:20I had this lunch with all these, like, fancy business people and the lunch went really
00:32:23long and everyone was drinking and, like, so then I had to stay up and I'm, like, oh,
00:32:28that sounds like it sucks and I'm wearing my fucking pajama top still that I didn't get
00:32:33to take off.
00:32:35Can I say I like you when you were a little tipsy?
00:32:38Like, so much.
00:32:39It's like half a beer.
00:32:41That's all it takes these days.
00:32:43I wish I could wear my pajama top to work.
00:32:45I'm going to wear my pajama top to work.
00:32:47It's a tragedy to me that my husband comes home from being around, like, sexy, independent
00:32:54women.
00:32:55Not that it's about that, but, like, I feel like a, you know, it's not fun to be in a
00:33:00pajama top that has baby food all over it.
00:33:02But the point of that is that he comes home sometimes and he's like, oh, you know, I miss
00:33:06the baby and I miss being a...
00:33:08He misses it too.
00:33:09So maybe that's what he wants.
00:33:11Nothing's perfect.
00:33:11Right.
00:33:12It's life.
00:33:13It's so pretty.
00:33:13It's like you're a lot prettier than you feel like you are.
00:33:19It's not.
00:33:20I do.
00:33:21That's a nice thing to say to a tired old lady.
00:33:25I think she is.
00:33:25A drunk old lady.
00:33:26Boo.
00:33:27I think she's so pretty.
00:33:42Um.
00:33:43I cannot ask you for something.
00:33:52Just come right out and say it.
00:33:56What?
00:33:57A Christmas present.
00:33:58Oh my God.
00:33:59We said we weren't getting each other.
00:34:01I know.
00:34:01You said we weren't getting each other Christmas presents.
00:34:03Yes, because we're very poor.
00:34:04Good grief.
00:34:05We don't have any money.
00:34:06What do you want?
00:34:09Diamonds.
00:34:10A string of them.
00:34:11No.
00:34:12No.
00:34:12The thing that I want, I would like to be able to do some writing.
00:34:24Okay.
00:34:25To be able to go somewhere.
00:34:28Okay.
00:34:30By myself.
00:34:32Like I'm going to a job.
00:34:34Yeah.
00:34:34I think it would help me.
00:34:35Okay.
00:34:37This is what you want from me for your Christmas present.
00:34:39Yeah.
00:34:42I need to have somebody take care of Jude.
00:34:46I need to have somebody.
00:34:47I don't know.
00:34:48Let go.
00:34:49Okay.
00:34:50Bye bye.
00:34:55Bye bye.
00:34:57Bye bye.
00:34:58Bye bye.
00:34:58Bye bye.
00:34:59Bye bye.
00:35:00Bye bye.
00:35:04Bye bye.
00:35:05Bye bye.
00:35:14Bye bye.
00:35:15Woof!
00:35:17Woof!
00:35:19Woof!
00:35:21Shh!
00:35:23Come on, come down.
00:35:27Hey.
00:35:29Hey, buddy.
00:35:31Hey, buddy.
00:35:33Hey.
00:35:35Mr. Pance.
00:35:37Hey, Mr. Pance.
00:35:39Hey, Mr. Pance.
00:35:41Hey, Mr. Pance.
00:35:43Mr. Pants.
00:35:44Hey, Mr. Pants.
00:35:46Mr. Pants.
00:35:47Mr. Pants.
00:35:48Hey, Mr. Pants.
00:35:49How's your night?
00:35:51Fine.
00:35:52Yeah?
00:35:53Yeah.
00:35:54I, uh, get you that stuff.
00:35:56Okay.
00:36:05You, uh, want anything to drink?
00:36:10Uh, sure.
00:36:11Um...
00:36:13Yeah?
00:36:14Do you have whiskey?
00:36:15Yeah.
00:36:16Okay.
00:36:17I'm not picky.
00:36:18Just whatever.
00:36:20We'll get you one whiskey coming up.
00:36:24Here's this first.
00:36:25Oh, thank you.
00:36:26You're very welcome.
00:36:27Thank you so much.
00:36:28Um...
00:36:29How...
00:36:30What do I owe you?
00:36:31How much is...
00:36:32Nothing.
00:36:33It's a little, uh, welcome to Chicago gift.
00:36:37It's just a taste to get me hooked.
00:36:40Keep me coming back.
00:36:41You, uh, you want ice?
00:36:42Um...
00:36:43Like one is fine.
00:36:44Okay.
00:36:45Okay.
00:36:46Okay.
00:36:47Okay.
00:36:48Okay.
00:36:49Okay.
00:36:51You're very welcome.
00:36:52There you are.
00:36:53Hey, buddy.
00:36:54Hey, buddy.
00:36:55Cheers.
00:36:56Cheers.
00:36:57Cheers.
00:36:58Um...
00:36:59Um...
00:37:00Oh.
00:37:01Oh.
00:37:02Oh.
00:37:03Um...
00:37:04Um...
00:37:05Um...
00:37:06Do you want to smoke some?
00:37:07Uh...
00:37:08Um...
00:37:09Um...
00:37:10Um...
00:37:11Um...
00:37:12Um...
00:37:13Um...
00:37:14Um...
00:37:15Um...
00:37:16Um...
00:37:17Um...
00:37:18Do you want to smoke some?
00:37:32I don't know anything about, like, etiquette?
00:37:33I don't know anything about like etiquette I don't buy a ton of weed so I
00:37:40don't know like do we do we smoke some we smoke I've heard that's a thing and
00:37:44we can smoke especially since you oh I'm just like totally ripping you off now
00:37:49no no that is a gift
00:38:03I love this song
00:38:18so be uh forewarned my guy said this is kind of strong okay
00:38:28like super strong okay like really really really really strong
00:38:33stronger than that is that just stuff that you guys make up no your guy makes
00:38:37up no this is it's been tested
00:38:40trust me
00:38:42here you are
00:38:49thank you
00:38:51you're very welcome
00:39:03i feel so fucked up already
00:39:12really it's instant
00:39:15what's this stuff
00:39:22these are my little toys
00:39:24i uh i'm in a little band
00:39:28are they like vintage
00:39:28uh well this is
00:39:30or do they just make them in this style of
00:39:32no this is actually
00:39:34it's cool
00:39:35this is really old
00:39:36is that like a hobby or you make
00:39:39no it's uh it's my thing
00:39:43you're like living the dream
00:39:44i'm trying
00:39:45i'm babysitting but living the dream
00:39:46no it's my thing
00:39:46sorry
00:39:47yeah
00:39:47sorry
00:39:48no
00:39:49no worries
00:39:49i'm in a little band
00:39:51you make uh
00:39:54noise
00:39:57i'm serious it's roommates noise music
00:40:01that's funny to you
00:40:02that's really charming
00:40:03i feel like that's the thing you've said to other people before
00:40:06i know
00:40:09it's the first time i've ever said that in my life
00:40:11well that's also not true
00:40:14it is it's totally true
00:40:18um
00:40:23our band's called stanley
00:40:25called what
00:40:26stanley
00:40:26what what does that mean
00:40:29that's his real name
00:40:31mr stanley
00:40:33i call him mr pants
00:40:35so the band was named stanley after mr stanley
00:40:39what was mr stanley named after
00:40:42mr stanley
00:40:44was named after
00:40:46my favorite uncle
00:40:48and i'm lying
00:40:49i don't know
00:41:05i'm just
00:41:08sorry
00:41:08yeah
00:41:11just a second
00:41:11just a second
00:41:12um
00:41:15no you're good you're good you're good you're totally great
00:41:17you're totally awesome
00:41:19um
00:41:21um i just um
00:41:25sorry no no no no no no you're awesome
00:41:28uh you just i'm just realizing like
00:41:31it's late
00:41:33it's late
00:41:33it's late
00:41:34yeah
00:41:34yeah no and like i don't want to like
00:41:38i'm coming over and like
00:41:41come on
00:41:41killing drugs
00:41:43someone i just kind of sorry no i just was like okay
00:41:46this is gonna you know we're gonna hang out it's gonna be awesome but um
00:41:50right
00:41:51like
00:41:52i get it tonight i'm just gonna call like like
00:41:56well on the head yeah mr pants is here yeah mr pants would disapprove
00:42:01yeah i feel like he you know he wants to go like
00:42:05do my mama proud
00:42:07so i'm just gonna um
00:42:11call you um sorry i didn't like being a jerk but no you're not being a jerk at all
00:42:21this has been super fun
00:42:24good the kissing was top-notch
00:42:27and um as well this is great so um okay okay top-notch all around all right okay
00:42:39i'm gonna call you okay um i hope you do i don't want to make you feel like you're
00:42:45i'm so fine you don't have to worry sorry i'm really high i'm just you know we're just like
00:42:52business and stuff so it's okay i get it i totally get it
00:42:56this was all great
00:43:01okay right okay well get home safe
00:43:05well okay bye
00:43:26hey buddy
00:43:35hey
00:45:06Mm.
00:45:07Mm.
00:45:09Mm.
00:45:10It's so good.
00:45:12Mm.
00:45:15You want another bite?
00:45:26Mmmmm.
00:45:28Mmmmm. You want another bite?
00:45:30Yeah.
00:45:31Hey sweetie.
00:45:32Um, I'm calling because I left my power cable.
00:45:35I know, like an idiot.
00:45:38I feel so bad.
00:45:40Would you mind just bringing it, dropping it off for me?
00:45:44Um, I'm not even dressed or showered or anything so..
00:45:47Uh, it'll probably be like an hour before I can bring it.
00:45:50Oh, hold on. Hey, Jenny, hold on a second.
00:45:53What's up?
00:45:54Hey, what are you up to today?
00:45:55Um, nothing.
00:46:00Hello?
00:46:01Hello.
00:46:02Hi.
00:46:02Hey, this is for you.
00:46:04Oh, thank you.
00:46:05That's so nice to see.
00:46:07This is nice.
00:46:08This is cool.
00:46:10Pretty sweet.
00:46:11It's good, right?
00:46:12Yeah.
00:46:13Thank you for...
00:46:14Look at that view, bro.
00:46:17Wait, so this is Jeff's normally?
00:46:19No, I mean, I'm using it.
00:46:21They rented it for the movie,
00:46:23but they're not using it for a couple of weeks,
00:46:25but the rent's paid from the production.
00:46:28Oh, okay.
00:46:29So he's being really nice and saying,
00:46:32you can go in there and do your writing.
00:46:36I had, like, three of your brownies, by the way.
00:46:38Oh, good.
00:46:38I hope that's okay.
00:46:39Yes.
00:46:40They're really good.
00:46:41I'm kind of on a sugar high.
00:46:42I may crash in a little bit, but...
00:46:45Okay.
00:46:47This is going to sound really stupid,
00:46:48but just go with me, okay?
00:46:50So I was thinking about your situation,
00:46:53and...
00:46:54So stupid.
00:46:56Basically, your, like, problem is just...
00:47:01Right now, like, could be solved by, like,
00:47:02like, a chunk of money, right?
00:47:04If I...
00:47:05I know that's stupid,
00:47:06because, like, a lot of people's problems
00:47:07could be solved with a chunk of money,
00:47:08but, like, specifically, you know,
00:47:10if you had, like, a little bit of money
00:47:11and you could just pay for some child's care,
00:47:13then you would, like, have time...
00:47:15It would be amazing.
00:47:16A chunk of money would be...
00:47:17So, okay.
00:47:18You know, have you read those, like, sexy novels?
00:47:23You know?
00:47:24Hmm.
00:47:25You know, like the...
00:47:26Like, like the trashy...
00:47:29Sexy...
00:47:30Like, sexy mom novels.
00:47:31Sexy mom novels?
00:47:33For mom.
00:47:33And for me.
00:47:34I know what you mean.
00:47:35I have...
00:47:35I have not.
00:47:36Okay.
00:47:36I have read them,
00:47:39and, like, I look at them,
00:47:41and I'm like,
00:47:42this is, like, you know...
00:47:45Like, I could write one of these,
00:47:46but I don't actually think that I could
00:47:47because I don't know how to write books.
00:47:49But you do.
00:47:50Like, you're super, super smart,
00:47:53and you...
00:47:55You could write one of these,
00:47:57like, in an afternoon.
00:47:59I don't think I could.
00:48:00I'm not trying to just, like,
00:48:02weasel my way into this plan,
00:48:04but, like, I could...
00:48:05What is the plan?
00:48:05No, okay, I could tell you,
00:48:07you know, the bullet points.
00:48:09Are you saying this?
00:48:10Just sit down for a couple of days,
00:48:12write an erotic novel,
00:48:14sell it for a gazillion dollars,
00:48:16and all my problems are solved?
00:48:18Yes.
00:48:20I...
00:48:20Kind of.
00:48:22Five or six things to bring up.
00:48:26It's not that I don't think I could...
00:48:29Even with your expertise,
00:48:32it's very difficult to make a lot of money
00:48:34selling a book.
00:48:36It's not like I would write it
00:48:38and someone would just be like,
00:48:39oh, here's my millions for you.
00:48:41It's like, your stuff is so beautiful,
00:48:44and then if there was, like...
00:48:47You know, if there was sex in it,
00:48:49I would be so...
00:48:49I would be so excited.
00:48:51I would buy, like, five copies
00:48:52and give them to my friends,
00:48:55or plan to give them to my friends,
00:48:56and then keep them for myself
00:48:57because it would be my favorite book ever.
00:49:00Oh, God.
00:49:01You are really...
00:49:02This is a great idea.
00:49:04So there is someone who's living here right now,
00:49:07and so you'll have to forgive me.
00:49:09It's a little messy.
00:49:10I did ask her to clean it up.
00:49:11That's okay.
00:49:11She'll be out by the end of the month,
00:49:13so it'll be available on the first.
00:49:15Yeah.
00:49:15So the bathroom's right there.
00:49:16It's not a tub,
00:49:17but it's a pretty big shower.
00:49:19No, it's big.
00:49:19And a kitchen area right here.
00:49:23There's a little bit of counter space,
00:49:25and then this current tenant purchased this,
00:49:27so you could do something similar
00:49:28to add a little bit more.
00:49:30And in this room,
00:49:31it's sort of like the living area,
00:49:34so there's a living room-ish area right here,
00:49:37and then the bedroom.
00:49:39And there's a real wood-burning stove, too.
00:49:41I'm not sure if I mentioned that on the phone.
00:49:44So it's $7.85 a month.
00:49:46That includes utilities,
00:49:47so cable, gas, electric,
00:49:50but I did just want to make it clear
00:49:52that it's really just set up for one person.
00:49:54We don't really feel comfortable
00:49:56with a couple living here,
00:49:58so I didn't know if...
00:49:59No, he's just, like,
00:50:01here for moral support.
00:50:02Okay.
00:50:02I don't really know the area,
00:50:03so he's just, like, my...
00:50:05Tour guide.
00:50:06My realtor.
00:50:06Great. Okay.
00:50:07Well, I'm sure you can agree
00:50:09that area's really great.
00:50:10No, she hated me.
00:50:12I'd better ruin that.
00:50:13No, I mean, I don't...
00:50:15I guess it's not she didn't like me
00:50:16or the previous tenant that much either.
00:50:19I don't know if you're doing anything right now.
00:50:32I feel like I owe you a meal or something
00:50:35for my welcome to Chicago present.
00:50:38I'm not doing anything.
00:50:39Okay.
00:50:40Yeah?
00:50:40Like, he wants to be together.
00:50:41He wants to stay together.
00:50:43How do you know he's in love with somebody else?
00:50:50I don't know.
00:50:52You just feel it?
00:50:53Yeah.
00:50:54It's...
00:50:55Because that's the thing, is, like...
00:50:59Like, there is stupid stuff.
00:51:05Like, any time that I've...
00:51:07Like, okay, sorry.
00:51:08But any time that I've looked at his, like,
00:51:10internet history,
00:51:11he's, like, constantly on her Facebook page.
00:51:13So, like, they meet for, like, one second.
00:51:16You know, when they're little kids?
00:51:17And, like, and it's, like, that Braveheart thing
00:51:19where, like, he gives her, like, a token or something.
00:51:24Like a...
00:51:24Like a...
00:51:25I mean, like a flower, but not a flower,
00:51:26because that's, like...
00:51:27What if the flower or the thing,
00:51:30the token, whatever it is,
00:51:32what if she gives it to him?
00:51:34And so he goes and proposes, right?
00:51:36Oh.
00:51:37But, like, as...
00:51:38Like, not in disguise.
00:51:39Like, actually as a prince.
00:51:41Yeah, she would have...
00:51:42She would...
00:51:43What could she do?
00:51:44I like that.
00:51:45Because the trick is,
00:51:46if you just keep talking about, like,
00:51:49how he makes her feel,
00:51:51like, how his presence makes her feel
00:51:53and, like, his touch makes her feel,
00:51:55then, like, you can get away with them
00:51:57not really, like, doing much for a really long time.
00:51:59Like, they wouldn't even need to have sex
00:52:01until, like, the second book.
00:52:02Is Harry a little bit attractive?
00:52:04Oh, no.
00:52:04Could he be the...
00:52:05The, like, wrong...
00:52:06The rough one?
00:52:08He could be the bondagey one.
00:52:10Oh.
00:52:11So she kind of likes that.
00:52:13You're...
00:52:14Like, this is what I mean.
00:52:16Like, you're...
00:52:17But then do we have to introduce, like,
00:52:18other characters to keep all the sex stuff going?
00:52:20Yes, there has to be other characters
00:52:21and people are having sex all over the place
00:52:23in a woodsy revolution.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:25There's all kinds of sex.
00:52:26Okay.
00:52:27Orgies.
00:52:27Okay.
00:52:36Hey, Jenny.
00:52:55Hey!
00:52:56Hey.
00:52:56Um, can I come in to grab a DVD?
00:52:59Just a second.
00:53:02Um.
00:53:08Sorry.
00:53:08I don't mean to disturb you.
00:53:09I just have all the...
00:53:10All my news are over here.
00:53:19You...
00:53:20Nothing going on.
00:53:21Nothing going on.
00:53:22Wow.
00:53:25Yeah.
00:53:30As you were.
00:53:31Sorry.
00:53:33There should be plenty left.
00:53:35If you just...
00:53:36What is happening?
00:53:40All right.
00:53:43Do it.
00:53:44Come on.
00:53:44Do you need me to do it?
00:53:46Let me...
00:53:47Let me try.
00:53:48I mean, it's not like I've never done it.
00:53:51If you freak out on me,
00:53:52I'm going to be really mad.
00:53:53Well, that's...
00:53:55That's on you.
00:53:58You're fine.
00:54:00I can...
00:54:01Yeah.
00:54:05You're fine.
00:54:06Keep pulling.
00:54:09How much?
00:54:10Oh, shit.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:13God damn it.
00:54:17Ow.
00:54:18I feel like I'm...
00:54:21I'm...
00:54:21Sinking through this bed.
00:54:23You're fine.
00:54:24You're fine.
00:54:25Is that typical now?
00:54:26Is that...
00:54:27Was that laced with, um...
00:54:29Other drugs?
00:54:30Isn't that what they do?
00:54:32No.
00:54:32They just, like...
00:54:34What is it?
00:54:34Angel dust?
00:54:35No, they don't.
00:54:36Sprinkle on it?
00:54:37They don't.
00:54:45I'm kind of jealous you get to live in my basement.
00:54:47This basement's fucking awesome.
00:54:49You should live in your basement.
00:54:50I know.
00:54:53What's it like down here?
00:54:54Don't you, like, live in...
00:54:55Is it, like, cave life down here?
00:54:58This music's really good, by the way.
00:54:59Yeah.
00:55:00I actually think that this is the best song I've ever heard.
00:55:07I feel like time is going really slow.
00:55:12Where did you find this song?
00:55:13You gotta give me this song.
00:55:14Okay.
00:55:14It's blowing my mind.
00:55:15Okay.
00:55:16What are you looking at?
00:55:18I'm looking for men's gifts.
00:55:20There's a thing, like...
00:55:23Spoiler alert.
00:55:24Is that my Christmas present?
00:55:25No.
00:55:28I'm gonna get you socks.
00:55:30Do you need socks?
00:55:32Have you seen the holes in my socks?
00:55:34Do you want a hardwood shaving kit?
00:55:36No.
00:55:37Okay.
00:55:44Do you want an ironically ugly Christmas sweater?
00:55:48Possibly.
00:55:49You can wear it to parties.
00:55:50They have those.
00:55:51Ugly Christmas sweater parties.
00:55:52Yeah, I heard about those.
00:55:54How do you feel?
00:55:56I mean, I've never been to one.
00:55:57Do you feel okay?
00:55:58No, I mean, how do you feel?
00:56:00Oh, high-wise?
00:56:01Best day I've ever felt in my life.
00:56:03I'm literally on top of the world right now.
00:56:05If you got someone, you got someone waiting.
00:56:12Hi.
00:56:13Hi.
00:56:15What's happening?
00:56:17What's happening here?
00:56:18Hang on, let's see what was going on in the basement.
00:56:33Naughty things.
00:56:35That's so nice.
00:56:37It tastes like sticks.
00:56:38Yeah.
00:56:48What about just cock and pussy?
00:56:52Does pussy make sense?
00:56:54I think if cock makes sense, pussy makes sense.
00:56:56I don't love pussy.
00:56:59What would you call...
00:57:01It's funny, I was talking to my sister and I was asking her what she...
00:57:04She was like, I hate the word pussy.
00:57:05And I was like, well, what do you and your girlfriend say?
00:57:07Like, if you're having sex?
00:57:08She's like, vagina.
00:57:09Really?
00:57:10Like, they'd be like, I want to touch your vagina.
00:57:12Touch my vagina.
00:57:14It's pretty easy to just look around the edge, sharp pain that quickly turns into pleasure or whatever.
00:57:21You just make one...
00:57:22No, I can't get behind that.
00:57:24No, I'm, I'm standing, I'm putting my foot down.
00:57:29Maybe in this dream, I'm just being here.
00:57:30No, I'm not saying it should, like, hurt her for half an hour.
00:57:33I'm just saying, like...
00:57:34I think if we should just kiss her and, like, start to put his hand in her, whatever medieval underpants she has, and then cut out.
00:57:41Yeah, that seems good.
00:57:42Of this dream.
00:57:43Yeah.
00:57:43Sure.
00:57:44She wakes up just when he's about to touch her on her...
00:57:47How do we, what do we call the thing?
00:57:49Rosebud or whatever horrible thing.
00:57:51That's an asshole.
00:57:52A rosebud is an asshole.
00:57:53I didn't know that.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:56Yeah.
00:57:57That's a thing.
00:57:58I didn't know that.
00:58:00I don't have an asshole, so I don't ever have to worry about coming up with names for it.
00:58:05I didn't know that, and I don't like that.
00:58:07I mean, I think you should just write it, like, super Danielle Steele.
00:58:11Like, I feel like you don't have to try to be really creative, because the audience who wants to read a book like this doesn't really care if you're, like, doing, like, linguistic acrobatics.
00:58:18They just care if, like, you're getting from A to B.
00:58:20I mean, I literally, like, just, what do we call her clit that's not a clit?
00:58:24Because I feel like you can't say clit.
00:58:26The most sensitive point.
00:58:28Oh, that's so good.
00:58:30And then for penis, we can just say him, right?
00:58:32And for vagina, we can just say her.
00:58:34Like, he puts himself inside her and that kind of thing.
00:58:37Yeah, totally.
00:58:38That seems like an easy way.
00:58:40I have to mix it up a little bit.
00:58:43She puts herself inside him.
00:58:46It's mixing it up?
00:58:47Yeah.
00:58:52It went from zero to five.
00:58:54Okay.
00:58:54All right.
00:58:55So, you know that five is a square to beat.
00:58:57Mm-hmm.
00:58:58All right.
00:59:02All right.
00:59:03Yeah.
00:59:03And you can keep those ones or not.
00:59:06I'm going to reroll.
00:59:07Okay.
00:59:07Because I'm going for threes.
00:59:08Okay.
00:59:08Look at that.
00:59:11Mm-hmm.
00:59:12Going for all the rips.
00:59:20Are you serious?
00:59:20Holy shit.
00:59:23That was a one.
00:59:24You could have just beat me.
00:59:25Are you serious?
00:59:27Boom.
00:59:28I, that's...
00:59:30My mind is exploding right now.
00:59:33Nice.
00:59:35Yeah.
00:59:35I'm going to get definitive proof.
00:59:38That was the thing that happened.
00:59:42Pretty beautiful.
00:59:43Yeah.
00:59:44Yeah.
00:59:45Pretty damn spectacular.
00:59:46Awesome.
00:59:47You're very welcome.
00:59:48Oh, there's this too.
00:59:51Merry Christmas.
00:59:52Okay.
00:59:52Okay.
00:59:56That is awesome.
00:59:58Um...
00:59:58I didn't get you anything.
01:00:01It's okay.
01:00:02I'm sorry. I didn't...
01:00:05It is better to give than to receive.
01:00:09I don't wanna like...
01:00:11I don't know what the threshold is for...
01:00:13Sorry, this is... Thank you.
01:00:14You're welcome.
01:00:18That's really cool.
01:00:19Yeah?
01:00:20Yeah.
01:00:21Good.
01:00:23I'm like...
01:00:25Excited.
01:00:26And it's in a...
01:00:32A paper bag.
01:00:33Yes.
01:00:35That's awesome.
01:00:36You know how you like it? I figured you'd been writing it so much.
01:00:39Great.
01:00:40So, you know, it's a good little place to keep it.
01:00:42You've got like a me specific, like put thought into it.
01:00:45Mm-hmm.
01:00:46It's a very fancy pen.
01:00:52It's okay.
01:00:56There you go.
01:01:05I'm here.
01:01:07I'm here.
01:01:11What?
01:01:12Just grab it. Just like grab it.
01:01:13Just hold it.
01:01:14Is that cold?
01:01:15Sorry.
01:01:17Yeah, like that.
01:01:18Just hold it.
01:01:19Like hold it still.
01:01:20Like just...
01:01:21Like what?
01:01:22Just hold it still.
01:01:23Like you don't need to...
01:01:24Move it.
01:01:25Move it.
01:01:26Okay.
01:01:27Sorry.
01:01:28Sorry.
01:01:29It's a little too hard.
01:01:30Sorry.
01:01:31It's a little too hard.
01:01:33Sorry.
01:01:34That's fine.
01:01:40None of us is a stupid thing.
01:01:41It's like a stupid thing I like.
01:01:42Just want to do it.
01:01:43I'm sorry.
01:01:44I'm sorry.
01:01:45I'm sorry.
01:01:46It's fine.
01:01:47It's a little too hard.
01:01:48Sorry, it's a little too hard.
01:01:56Sorry.
01:01:59That's fine.
01:02:00No, no, that's a stupid thing.
01:02:01It's like a stupid thing.
01:02:02I just wanted to try.
01:02:05Just wanted to see it.
01:02:08Just an experiment.
01:02:09Just an experiment.
01:02:10Now we learned that that's not my thing.
01:02:13That's totally fine.
01:02:14Are you sure?
01:02:16I'm proud of you.
01:02:16I'll be proud of you.
01:02:21I'm going to practice on somebody else.
01:02:23No, I'm going to practice on Stanley.
01:02:27On Mr. Pants.
01:02:29Listen, let me know Mr. Pants.
01:02:32And let me pull your hair.
01:02:46I thought we'd be done.
01:03:08Is that stupid?
01:03:10With the book?
01:03:11Yeah, with the book.
01:03:12Oh, that's stupid.
01:03:16Ten days.
01:03:17I don't know.
01:03:19I mean, like, yesterday I realized it probably wasn't going to happen.
01:03:24Yesterday?
01:03:25Yeah.
01:03:25Yesterday you were like, you know what?
01:03:27I think we have a good 200 pages left.
01:03:29I don't think we're going to get it done.
01:03:3112 hours.
01:03:33I didn't know.
01:03:33Oh, Jenny.
01:03:34You're so cute.
01:03:34You're so excited.
01:03:36I love it.
01:03:37I thought we were going to, like, cram.
01:03:39I don't know.
01:03:40Your, like, crazy excitement where you think we're going to finish a book in 10 days has been something that's really, it's given me a lot of, like, vitality that I didn't have before.
01:03:51I wasn't feeling excited about writing.
01:03:55I feel excited about this because it's fun.
01:03:58I feel excited about my other book.
01:04:06You make me feel stuff, too.
01:04:07I'll take it.
01:04:11But I can't, I can't, I'm going to just, like, I mean it, but I'm going to be looking at my phone instead of you while I'm seeing it and using this voice, like a robot voice, but I mean it.
01:04:22I think you know that I mean it, but I can't, I feel lots of things.
01:04:28This is, this is as emotional as I've ever seen you.
01:04:32It's a little shiny.
01:04:33What's happening?
01:04:34No, it's not.
01:04:35I'm fine.
01:04:36Jenny.
01:04:36God, don't.
01:04:39I really like you.
01:04:40I like you, too.
01:04:41I really liked hanging out with you.
01:04:43Yeah, I liked hanging out with you, whatever.
01:04:49Hey, sweetie.
01:04:52Hey.
01:04:54Hi.
01:04:56How's it going?
01:04:57Good.
01:04:58How are you doing?
01:04:59Good.
01:04:59Just trying to get the last of this Santa stuff right.
01:05:04It looks so cute.
01:05:06Yeah, it looks all right?
01:05:07Yeah.
01:05:08It looks great.
01:05:09Oh, good.
01:05:10Aw.
01:05:11Look at this, it's very simple.
01:05:14It's pretty.
01:05:15Look, I want to tell you that even though your Christmas present is officially finished, I'm really into the idea of giving you more time to write.
01:05:25All right, so let's figure out a way that that can become a more regular part of your schedule, okay?
01:05:34Thank you, friends.
01:05:36It's really sweet.
01:05:37More of you.
01:05:38I love you.
01:05:39I appreciate it a lot.
01:05:43Like, a lot, a lot.
01:05:45It's really sweet.
01:05:54What do I have here?
01:06:01Oh, so cool.
01:06:03I'm going to take you home.
01:06:10You're going to take me home?
01:06:11Yeah.
01:06:12I can.
01:06:13Go home?
01:06:14No, I got to go.
01:06:15With me?
01:06:16I mean, I want to, but I got to go to my mom's for Christmas.
01:06:21Tomorrow, so I got to go home and go to sleep.
01:06:23You go tomorrow.
01:06:24I need my beauty sleep.
01:06:26I want to fuck you.
01:06:27Come on.
01:06:28I want to, too, but I really got to go home.
01:06:37I know.
01:06:43I can't.
01:06:45I really can't.
01:06:46I'm sorry.
01:06:47Are you kidding?
01:06:51You're an idiot.
01:06:52You're, like, it's, like, unbelievable, actually.
01:06:55Whoa.
01:07:00Jenny.
01:07:03Jenny.
01:07:04guitar solo
01:07:16guitar solo
01:07:18How did the lion stand in Daniel's tire?
01:07:25How did the frying pan end into the fire?
01:07:30Could you go if all love is lost?
01:07:38You said, why should I stay here with my skin for a girl?
01:07:44Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:08:14If I still had my breath, would I run to the ocean and drown how there was no love?
01:08:30Get up. Hey, get up.
01:08:33Were you going through through?
01:08:44Jenny!
01:08:48He's okay, he's okay.
01:08:50Hey, hey.
01:08:50What the fuck is that? Oh, my God.
01:09:01Jenny?
01:09:02Can you fucking wake up, please?
01:09:05Come on.
01:09:06Jenny, wake the fuck up!
01:09:13Okay.
01:09:14Your fucking sister is wasted.
01:09:24There's a baby asleep in this house!
01:09:26Do you know what it's like to wake up in the middle of the night?
01:09:43My whole fucking life is in this house.
01:09:45Do you know that?
01:09:46Do you know what it feels like to wake up in the middle of the night
01:09:48and think that it might be on fire or that my baby might not be okay?
01:09:54Dude, I burned food by accident.
01:09:58Like, it's smoke.
01:09:59It's fine.
01:10:00It will go away.
01:10:09Fuck you.
01:10:10Go.
01:10:10I don't want your help.
01:10:11Fucking go back to sleep.
01:10:13Why don't you go pass out in the basement?
01:10:15Fucking selfish asshole.
01:10:41Hi.
01:10:42Hi.
01:10:43Go get that child, please.
01:10:44You go get that child.
01:10:47Should we both get him?
01:10:48Sure.
01:10:52Oh!
01:10:54Wow!
01:10:55Wow!
01:10:56Wow!
01:10:57Oh, a bike!
01:10:59Wow!
01:10:59Look!
01:11:00And a big dolphin!
01:11:02Yes!
01:11:03And a present!
01:11:04You can open that.
01:11:06Wow!
01:11:07Wow!
01:11:08Do you?
01:11:09Yeah!
01:11:10I'm gonna open this here.
01:11:14What did you get, June?
01:11:17Dad, it did a very nice job.
01:11:19Look at this!
01:11:20Look at this!
01:11:21What kind of bird do you want to open?
01:11:27What kind of bird do you want to open?
01:11:29Which one do you want to keep?
01:11:31Wow!
01:11:32Yeah!
01:11:33Okay!
01:11:34I'm gonna go like a bird!
01:11:35I'm gonna go like a bird.
01:11:35Oh, I'm gonna go...
01:11:36Here's the bird!
01:11:37Oh, boy!
01:11:37And a bird, here's the bird!
01:11:39Absolutely!
01:11:40Wow!
01:11:40What's that?
01:11:40Wow.
01:11:41She's not coming up, huh?
01:11:42What's that?
01:11:43She's not coming up.
01:11:44I guess not.
01:11:45I mean, she'll be up at some point.
01:12:00Okay, last lollipop, okay?
01:12:03Yeah, last one.
01:12:05Should I go wake her up?
01:12:08Is that rude?
01:12:09I mean, it's not rude.
01:12:11She's presents.
01:12:12It's like, you know.
01:12:14I'm gonna go see.
01:12:16I'm gonna go just check.
01:12:18Let's see what's going on.
01:12:24Your Aunt Jenny's in trouble, dude.
01:12:28Do you know that?
01:12:29Can you say trouble?
01:12:31Trouble.
01:12:32Trouble, yeah.
01:12:33She's in trouble.
01:12:34Ginny?
01:12:35No.
01:12:36No.
01:12:37No.
01:12:38No.
01:12:39No.
01:12:40No.
01:12:41No.
01:12:42No.
01:12:43No.
01:12:44No.
01:12:45No.
01:12:46No.
01:12:47No.
01:12:48No.
01:12:49No.
01:12:50No.
01:12:51No.
01:12:52We had Leonard Bernstein last year.
01:13:05You know, I must have seen Leonard Bernstein maybe two, three hundred times.
01:13:10Oh, well, listen, if you're ever out around Minneapolis, you'd be sure to go and see them.
01:13:16You'd just love it, I know.
01:13:17Well, as a matter of fact, I may be heading in that direction in the very, very near future.
01:13:22I can't believe she didn't come back.
01:13:31It's really shitty.
01:13:35She'll be back.
01:13:36She, like, burned the house down.
01:13:38Almost.
01:13:40And then she didn't even, like, stick around to apologize or see if...
01:13:45I know, I know.
01:13:46It's the behavior of an incredibly immature person.
01:13:50She's, I'm sure she's very embarrassed.
01:13:52She can't deal with the embarrassment.
01:13:54She's 27.
01:13:55She doesn't want to face up to the apology, so...
01:13:57At a certain point, you know, Trevor's 27.
01:14:03He didn't act like this when he was here.
01:14:06He was like, I'm Angela.
01:14:10I love him.
01:14:11My family's better than your family.
01:14:15They're really far away.
01:14:20I love you very much.
01:14:21I love your brother very much.
01:14:23I love your sister very much.
01:14:25I know you do.
01:14:26I'm sorry that you're worried.
01:14:27She's fine.
01:14:28I love you very much.
01:14:29I love you, too.
01:14:45Well, well.
01:14:50I was hiding.
01:14:51I felt like you would be hiding here.
01:15:02I'm really sorry.
01:15:07I'm sorry that I freaked out so much.
01:15:13I just got scared.
01:15:14I don't know.
01:15:24We really love you.
01:15:31Do you want to come home and open presents?
01:15:34That would be good.
01:16:04I had days
01:16:08When it was hard to live
01:16:12But I'd never been afraid
01:16:15To die
01:16:17But I met
01:16:19Someone good
01:16:22And now I'm scared like
01:16:25A little child
01:16:27Cause I got someone
01:16:29Cause I got somebody waiting
01:16:33They'd always put some heart in
01:16:36But you really need me
01:16:37Need me
01:16:38Need me
01:16:39Live
01:16:39If you find
01:16:45Someone good
01:16:49That stays
01:16:51When others
01:16:52Leave
01:16:53That cares
01:16:55For you
01:16:56That fights
01:16:59For you
01:16:59You better stay
01:17:01When someone is there
01:17:03Straight with you
01:17:04Cause if you got someone
01:17:06If you got somebody waiting
01:17:09They'd always put your heart in
01:17:12You better give up
01:17:14One more day in your life
01:17:16If you got somebody
01:17:18If you got someone
01:17:26If you got someone
01:17:38You got someone waiting
01:17:42If you got somebody waiting
01:17:53If you got someone
01:17:55Somebody waiting
01:17:58If you got someone
01:18:03Somebody waiting
01:18:06But I've heard horny
01:18:08I've heard horny
01:18:08I've heard horny
01:18:09Also used as like
01:18:11Somebody told me
01:18:12I was horny
01:18:13But they meant
01:18:15Like that I made them horny
01:18:16Which I was like
01:18:18That's not
01:18:18You can't use
01:18:19That word like that
01:18:20They were like
01:18:20You're horny
01:18:21Or like yeah
01:18:21People say that too
01:18:23They say like
01:18:24You're horny
01:18:25But he didn't just mean
01:18:26Like you seem super slutty
01:18:28To me
01:18:28He was like
01:18:29Trying to say
01:18:29I'm angry
01:18:31Just from hearing
01:18:32Like I'm repulsed
01:18:33And angry
01:18:34It's really a gross
01:18:35Thing to say to somebody
01:18:36And it's also
01:18:37Misusing the word
01:18:38Yeah
01:18:39Well the word
01:18:40Shouldn't be used
01:18:41So don't say
01:18:41Horny
01:18:42Don't either
01:18:43So then you want
01:18:45So you're looking
01:18:45For sort of a scene
01:18:46That lets us know
01:18:47That she's sexually
01:18:48Interested in him
01:18:49Right
01:18:50But the scene
01:18:51Has to start
01:18:52Like it has to start
01:18:53It starts
01:18:53The chapter starts
01:18:54With like
01:18:55We don't know
01:18:56She's dreaming
01:18:56And he
01:18:58So it just seems like
01:18:59Things have suddenly
01:19:00Moved very quickly
01:19:02And like he's like
01:19:03In her room at night
01:19:05And things are happening
01:19:07And like for a little
01:19:07Like it feels like
01:19:08Something's definitely different
01:19:09Like this
01:19:10It feels like
01:19:11Really abrupt
01:19:12Yeah
01:19:13But
01:19:14Okay so I'm
01:19:15I'm gonna lay out
01:19:16What I think the scenario
01:19:17Should probably be
01:19:18I'm embarrassed
01:19:19Like
01:19:20The sixth scenario
01:19:21Yeah
01:19:21Like don't ask me
01:19:22A ton of questions
01:19:23About it
01:19:23Because I'm gonna
01:19:24Feel embarrassed
01:19:25But I'll just say
01:19:26Probably
01:19:27Like what I'd imagine
01:19:28The people
01:19:29Want
01:19:30Is
01:19:30She's
01:19:32In her bed
01:19:33Like maybe like
01:19:34A sleep on her stomach
01:19:35Or something
01:19:35He comes in
01:19:36Like is touching her
01:19:38She's like
01:19:39Is it him
01:19:39Is it not him
01:19:40Okay
01:19:40She's all
01:19:41Confused
01:19:42And worked up
01:19:42She thinks it's him
01:19:44But she doesn't know
01:19:45If maybe it's some weird
01:19:45Intruder
01:19:46And she should stop him
01:19:47Then she turns over
01:19:47It's him
01:19:47She's so excited
01:19:48They do it
01:19:48Whatever
01:19:49She wakes up
01:19:49Yeah
01:19:52That was efficient
01:19:53What's her name?
01:19:55Marion
01:19:56These are kind of
01:19:57Placeholder names
01:19:58Like it's not gonna be
01:19:59Harry and William
01:19:59It's just easier
01:20:00To keep track of
01:20:01Yeah
01:20:01Okay
01:20:02If we're not
01:20:03Getting like
01:20:04All women's studies
01:20:05Then like
01:20:06Can I just say
01:20:06Like if she gasps
01:20:07And we're not
01:20:08Like running away
01:20:09From the idea
01:20:10That maybe
01:20:10This is an intruder
01:20:11And like it's gonna
01:20:12All turn out
01:20:12To be sexy anyway
01:20:13Then like
01:20:14He puts his hand
01:20:15Over her mouth
01:20:16Cause I like that
01:20:17Yeah
01:20:17And like so it's
01:20:18If we're not
01:20:19Running away from it
01:20:20Then like let's
01:20:20Run head on
01:20:21Into the like
01:20:22Maybe this is
01:20:23Not a great thing
01:20:24But then it turns out
01:20:25To be a great thing
01:20:25And then it turns out
01:20:26To be a dream anyway
01:20:26Yeah
01:20:27I think that's great
01:20:28Cause then there's
01:20:29That moment
01:20:30Where she's like
01:20:30Oh it's an intruder
01:20:32She won't say that
01:20:34Oh it's an intruder
01:20:35I know
01:20:37You should read
01:20:38The audio book
01:20:39I know
01:20:39I'm so scared
01:20:40It's an intruder
01:20:41Yeah she should
01:20:43One time I was
01:20:44Having sex with someone
01:20:45I was about to have
01:20:45Sex with someone
01:20:46He left the room
01:20:47And I was kind of
01:20:47On my stomach
01:20:48And I didn't hear him
01:20:49For a little while
01:20:49And I was like
01:20:50He could come back
01:20:50And stab me
01:20:51In the back of the head
01:20:52Like it just occurred
01:20:53To me
01:20:53I was like
01:20:53I don't know him
01:20:53That well
01:20:54Like aren't these
01:20:55Situations in which
01:20:56People get murdered
01:20:57That someone leaves
01:20:57The room to get a condom
01:20:58And comes back
01:20:58And shoots them
01:20:59That's a very
01:21:01Paranoid thought
01:21:03I was fine
01:21:04But by the skin
01:21:05Of my teeth
01:21:06He came back
01:21:07Not really
01:21:08Not really
01:21:09By the skin of your teeth
01:21:10You were just fine
01:21:11Yeah
01:21:11Nope
01:21:12Almost died
01:21:13Yeah I almost died
01:21:14It's a near death experience
01:21:15I had one
01:21:16You've gone through
01:21:16Some stuff
01:21:17I had one
01:21:18Oh he smells so good
01:21:21We should say
01:21:22That he smells so good
01:21:23Like he smells like
01:21:24Earth and whiskey
01:21:25Oh that's nice
01:21:27Doesn't that sound nice
01:21:27But he's supposed to be
01:21:28Responsible
01:21:29Well wait
01:21:30Because she's a virgin
01:21:31Yeah
01:21:32So like is it
01:21:33Do we want to be too flowery
01:21:35About saying it
01:21:36The first time
01:21:37Is there like
01:21:38Is this going to be
01:21:38Is it just like
01:21:39Is she going to dream
01:21:40Is she going to dream
01:21:41That they fully do it
01:21:42No
01:21:43I think she should wake up
01:21:45Before they have intercourse
01:21:46Before they have intercourse
01:21:46But like I'm saying
01:21:47That when they have intercourse
01:21:49She's a virgin
01:21:50So
01:21:52Are we even getting to that
01:21:54In this book
01:21:55In this book
01:21:58You
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