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00:30Yes, hello! Welcome to Taskmaster Australia, a competitive high drama series where the emotions of real people are on the line, just like a dating reality show.
00:44Except tonight, our contestants are doing something far more stressful than marrying a stranger.
00:49They're trying to impress Tom Gleeson, or as I'm known on this show, the Taskmaster!
00:54And just like one of those reality shows, if they win, they get to spend the rest of their life with someone they love.
01:05Me.
01:06Or at least this replica of my head, made from Australia's finest polystyrene and gold paint.
01:13Wow.
01:14How could you not love it?
01:19Putting their brains and bodies on the line, as always, it's our Season 1 contestants.
01:23Daniel Walker!
01:25Jimmy Rees!
01:27Julia Morris!
01:29Luke McGregor!
01:31And Nina Ryama!
01:32And by my side is a man with a name that hasn't aged well.
01:38It's 2023, times have changed.
01:41He should be called Tom Paywave Person.
01:44It's Tom Cashman.
01:47There he is.
01:50Is it prize task time?
01:52You know it is.
01:53Tonight, our contestants have been asked to bring in the thing someone else will miss the most.
01:59The winning prize will be awarded five points by the Taskmaster, and whoever wins tonight's episode will take home all five prizes.
02:07Alright, let's end some friendships.
02:09Danielle, what have you brought in?
02:12Um, I snuck into Nina's house and stole one half of every pair of her shoes.
02:19What?
02:20What?
02:20What?
02:23I was looking for that Doc Marvin.
02:28They are your shoes, not just something that's been dodgied up by the prop department?
02:32No, they're genuinely my shoes.
02:34They're like my most embarrassing shoes as well.
02:38How did you sneak in?
02:39Well, Nina lives about 500 metres from my hairdresser, and she doesn't lock her front door.
02:46It's true.
02:47Oh, okay.
02:48That's quite devious.
02:50Julia, what have you brought us?
02:51My daughter is going to miss, uh, a gas mask that she has in her room.
02:57Um...
02:58Okay, why does your daughter have a gas mask in her room?
03:04She likes a lot of kind of cool, sinister stuff.
03:07I didn't tell her I was taking it out of her room, and it's part of a big artistic installation.
03:11She still hasn't noticed, the room is set up in a very certain way, and things are here, and they don't move, and that has just been missing for days.
03:18You mentioned she hasn't noticed that?
03:27Uh, Nina, what's the thing you think someone will miss the most?
03:30My housemate has, like, Q-tips in a little canister, and I brought them in.
03:33Oh.
03:34He hasn't told me that he misses them, but I can tell...
03:36LAUGHTER
03:38I can tell.
03:39I don't know, I feel like he wouldn't miss them.
03:42He'll just think they've run out, and he'll just buy more.
03:45Oh, no, they're, like, all over the bathroom sink.
03:48I just went like that, and then I ran away with the container.
03:52I don't want to ruin the tension, but I suspect you're not going to get many points.
03:54LAUGHTER
03:55Jimmy, what have you brought in?
03:58Well, mine's quite specific.
04:00The person who's someone else is Tom Cashman,
04:03and I think that in a basketball competition, he will miss the most.
04:08LAUGHTER
04:09Yep, I get it.
04:11Makes sense.
04:13OK, are you good at basketball?
04:15Um, I can shoot a basketball ring probably better than him, so...
04:19LAUGHTER
04:20Do you play basketball?
04:21I've been playing for, I think, 15 years.
04:23Great news.
04:23LAUGHTER
04:24APPLAUSE
04:25And how often would you play?
04:30Oh, weekly.
04:31OK.
04:32And, like, in a team?
04:33Yeah, yeah.
04:34OK, Luke, what did you bring in?
04:36Um, first of all, I want to say that I'm sorry.
04:40LAUGHTER
04:41I thought, what is something that I already have,
04:44that someone that I know would miss the most,
04:48so I brought in...red hair.
04:51LAUGHTER
04:52LAUGHTER
04:53LAUGHTER
04:54APPLAUSE
04:56Um, Luke,
05:03it looks like pubic hair.
05:06LAUGHTER
05:07I've got news for you, I'm not missing that.
05:11In fact, I've got more than you'd expect.
05:14As I said before, very, very sorry.
05:16LAUGHTER
05:17Well, unfortunately, there's a built-in assumption
05:21to what you're doing there, see,
05:22cos you're presuming I miss it and I don't.
05:24What about for protection from the sun and stuff?
05:26Hat.
05:27LAUGHTER
05:28LAUGHTER
05:28Oh, am I worried it will affect my TV career?
05:32No.
05:34LAUGHTER
05:34LAUGHTER
05:35I'm going to put Luke at the bottom, actually, on one,
05:38because I don't miss it.
05:39I don't actually miss my red hair.
05:40So, yeah, you're on one.
05:41Nina, the cotton tips, I think you've got to be on two,
05:44cos the thing that you think he's going to miss
05:45is just a vessel to put cotton tips in and you can replace it
05:47with a cup.
05:49I'm going to put Jimmy on three in the middle,
05:50just because we can't actually resolve
05:52whether you would miss the most or he would miss the most.
05:55I suspect Jimmy would.
05:56Wouldn't it be awesome if, after 15 years of playing basketball,
05:59I whooped his ass?
06:01LAUGHTER
06:01And Julia's on four with the gas mask.
06:05But you can't fault Danielle.
06:06I mean, taking half of Nina's shoes.
06:08Five points.
06:09CHEERING
06:10Sorry, Nina.
06:13Shall we watch your task?
06:15Let's do it.
06:15It's time for an old-fashioned race.
06:17MUSIC
06:18MUSIC
06:18MUSIC
06:19MUSIC
06:20MUSIC
06:20MUSIC
06:21MUSIC
06:22MUSIC
06:23MUSIC
06:24MUSIC
06:25MUSIC
06:26MUSIC
06:27MUSIC
06:28MUSIC
06:29Hello, Tom.
06:30Hi there.
06:30Hi, Tom.
06:31Hi.
06:31I think probably what we should do
06:32is just give ourselves permission to shine this time.
06:34Oh, good Lord.
06:36Oh, yeah, I'm more food.
06:37Oh, we got some of these.
06:39Yes.
06:40I think they're generic mints.
06:42Oh, look, generic mints.
06:44Beautiful.
06:44Let's read it all together.
06:46It says reinvent the wheel.
06:47Oh, dear Lord, help us.
06:48Fit the car's axle with something that is not a wheel.
06:53Then drive it to the finish line.
06:55Fastest to drive across the finish line wins.
06:58Your time starts.
07:01Now.
07:01OK, can I first ask what an axle is?
07:03It's the bits of the end where the wheels stick to.
07:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:07This one seems simple.
07:10Reinvent the wheel.
07:13The task is to create a new wheel
07:15for the remote-control car
07:16and then drive the remote-control car
07:18through an obstacle course.
07:19Fastest wins.
07:20Here's our first effort.
07:21It's the Eggs 3, Luke, Jimmy and Nina.
07:25OK, something that's not a wheel,
07:26that's still...
07:28Whoa, that's still round.
07:29OK, let's just find something that's a wheel.
07:31To the shed?
07:32I'm going to get some cable ties.
07:33I saw some cable ties somewhere.
07:35All right, I'll be here.
07:47This is a bad idea.
07:49Don't tell the people I did this.
07:51Secret's safe with you, Tom.
07:52Is there any incentive for me not to tell the others?
07:55Yeah.
07:55I'll bash you.
07:59OK.
08:00You think this will...
08:01Yeah, so we're cutting one off?
08:02Yeah.
08:03I'll go get scissors?
08:04Yeah, let's do that.
08:05I'll try and untie it.
08:06You get scissors.
08:08Jimmy.
08:08Yo.
08:09Luke sat in the car.
08:11And it broke.
08:13Well, he told me not to tell you.
08:15OK.
08:15So now our team has trust issues.
08:18Thank you for bringing that to my attention.
08:19I appreciate that.
08:20That's OK.
08:20OK, so here's what we need to do.
08:23We need to basically attach that to that,
08:26and then that goes in here like that.
08:29Should we just do it?
08:31Should we...
08:31I reckon...
08:32Fastest wins.
08:32Just push.
08:33Oh, my God.
08:34Oh, my God.
08:35OK.
08:35All right, here we go.
08:36All right.
08:37Do you want to wear this helmet?
08:39No, it's the fastest one wins.
08:40Just do it.
08:41Come on.
08:41We're running out of time.
08:42I'll wear the helmet.
08:43Thank you.
08:43Oh, you guys are so slow.
08:45Look at this!
08:46Go!
08:46Go on!
08:47Go, you goodness.
08:48Yes!
08:49Come on.
08:50Can you run after it and tell me if we're going to turn?
08:52Yes.
08:52You can follow it also.
08:53I can.
08:54Yeah, why not?
08:55Yes!
08:55Come on.
08:56OK, you're good, you're good.
08:58You can do it.
08:58Yes.
08:59Oh!
09:00Over the jump!
09:01He scores!
09:02Yep!
09:05Yes!
09:06Dang it!
09:07Oh, you did it!
09:10Hey!
09:11That was strong!
09:12There it goes!
09:14Thanks, buddy.
09:15That was fun, Tom.
09:16That was the final one.
09:17He didn't want us to know that he sat in it.
09:18before.
09:19Oh, you sat in it?
09:20Who told you?
09:20Well, Tom told me.
09:22I thought it was only right to tell your teammates, so I apologise.
09:27I want to forget this.
09:28You've made a powerful enemy.
09:29Well, we won't forget it either.
09:33Yeah, sorry.
09:33So it wasn't so much a reinvention of the wheel, it was more just, we'll get something else
09:43that's shaped like a wheel and put it on instead.
09:45Well, I feel like the wheel's pretty sordid.
09:48Like, if we had truly invented a better wheel, like, we probably would have not done the rest
09:54of the show and be rich.
09:56Before we continue, I just wanted to say that Luke threatened to bash me.
10:00Oh, Tom, I'm really sorry, I'll, it was an empty, empty, empty thread.
10:05It was a, I'm joking.
10:06I apologise.
10:08So how'd they do?
10:09Our first team made it across the line in 10 minutes and 12 seconds.
10:13OK, surely someone can do better.
10:18I would not say that.
10:20It's the Dancing Queens, here's Danielle and Julia.
10:23We could do these, maybe, and glue that in.
10:26Maybe.
10:27Young people just run all the time.
10:29How do you even know how to do this?
10:30How can I help?
10:33Who are you?
10:34I mean, it's going to, it might fall off.
10:36Danielle, it's incredible.
10:40Oh, oh.
10:40Oh, wait, I think we can move back.
10:42Oh, how do you even know how to do stuff?
10:45This is, it's just like a small version of a real car.
10:48Yes, right, right, right.
10:50Just bang it off the ramp.
10:52Let's send it.
10:53Let's go, let's go, let's go.
10:55I'm so proud of you right now.
10:56I mean, I know I'm not contributing, but what I wanted to do is support you.
11:00Beautiful, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:02You are amazing.
11:03Oh, we got the jump ball.
11:04No, you're right, I reckon you're right, slow it.
11:07Oh, shove the, get your ball on.
11:11Maybe we have to back it up and really see.
11:13Yeah.
11:14Come on, baby.
11:16Oh, come on, baby.
11:19Oh, wait, maybe the wheels come off.
11:21But on every level.
11:23Could we maybe stick this to this or something?
11:26What about a lovely, friendly wave from the driver's seat too?
11:30Beautiful.
11:31That's, oh.
11:32Come on, babe.
11:33Have I ruined it doing that?
11:35No, no, no, no, no.
11:36So maybe we could put some rocks on the side of it, like this.
11:40Do you know, normally I just call someone and throw money at it.
11:43Are you actually making it as thick as the wheel?
11:45I'm trying.
11:46My love for you is deep, Danielle.
11:49Ooh.
11:51Danielle!
11:52I just lost the wheel.
11:54We'll just need to get it over that bit and we can put the wheel back on.
11:56I feel like it needs propping up at the front
11:59and then it'll go over the hand once those wheels are in motion.
12:06It's still going, babe.
12:08The brilliance of your idea may have taken us there today.
12:11We're so close, babe.
12:12And look, we're waving at other motorists.
12:14One more.
12:16Oh!
12:16I find it, babes!
12:30All right.
12:31Bye.
12:32Later!
12:36So there's the dance again.
12:38No extra points.
12:40If you have just joined us for this whole series,
12:42Julia and Danielle always have to do a dance at the end of their team tasks.
12:46They get no points for it
12:47and we didn't ask the other team to do the task.
12:51Now, Tom, you said this was a team task.
12:54I feel like we just watched Julia watching Danielle complete that task.
12:58Is that fair?
13:00I think it really stretched the definition of moral support.
13:04OK, so this is the dream team at work again.
13:07Danielle, you're 100% focused on the task
13:10and you don't care about the entertainment.
13:12And, Julia, you're all entertainment, no task.
13:15Absolutely.
13:16Between the two of you, you're one player.
13:20This was me and Julia's second task together
13:22and this is the one I thought,
13:23has she been given a bonus task to sabotage?
13:28You would be right in thinking that.
13:30Oh.
13:31I had no idea what I was doing.
13:32Well, Tom Cashman, should we do the big reveal?
13:36I think now's the time for the reveal.
13:38OK.
13:38No, Julia's just bad.
13:45To be fair, that's not a huge reveal.
13:48Was there time enough to make them win?
13:50What do you reckon?
13:52No.
13:52So, 10 minutes and 12 seconds was the time to beat.
13:57Julia and Danielle took 28 minutes and 55 seconds.
14:01OK, well, I'm happy to allocate points.
14:08I feel that the Bad Improv Group,
14:09they did a good job but not a great job,
14:11so I'm going to give them all four.
14:12And Julia and Danielle can get two.
14:14Oh, lovely.
14:16Thank you.
14:16Yeah, thank you.
14:17That's about right.
14:19How does that affect the overall scores for this episode?
14:22Tied for first place.
14:23Currently, we have Danielle and Jimmy with seven points.
14:29OK, next task, please, Lester Tom.
14:32This goes out to everyone who tells people
14:33who work on this show to grow up.
14:35Hello.
14:49Hi, Julia.
14:50Well, well, well, Tom Cashman.
14:54Yeah.
14:55Woo.
14:56How are you?
14:57I'm all right.
14:59Not a man of many emotions, are you?
15:00I wouldn't say that.
15:02Buttons.
15:03And $100 US.
15:09Age or de-age yourself?
15:12You must reveal your aged or de-aged self in 20 minutes.
15:16The biggest difference from your real age wins.
15:23OK, well, do you need to see me doing it
15:25or would you just like me to present myself?
15:27I'd like you to read the last line.
15:29Oh, my God.
15:31What is...
15:31It's a proper mental block.
15:33I literally just get to...
15:34And I don't even know why.
15:35Anyway, my time starts now, sir.
15:37Why are there buttons and $100 note on the table?
15:40What do you call a $100 note in America?
15:44$100 bucks?
15:45Big ones?
15:46Buttons?
15:47$100 bill.
15:48$100 buckaroos.
15:50George Washington.
15:51What is his name?
15:53What's the start with?
15:54What letter?
15:54It's off with a B.
15:56Benjamin Franklin.
15:57Mm.
15:57OK, so it's the Benjamin.
15:59Mm.
16:00Benjamin Button.
16:05So, our contestants have to either age or de-edge themselves,
16:08but it's all about the difference between their real age
16:11and the age that they become.
16:12Who's up first?
16:13He's an old soul.
16:14That's right.
16:15His soul has some pretty outdated views.
16:17It's Luke McGregor.
16:18Um, ask me about immigrants.
16:28What do you think about immigrants?
16:31Bleh!
16:33Despite the evidence that they're quite good for the economy.
16:35How do you feel about negative gearing?
16:39Uh, yeah.
16:40I've got a lot of property, so I love it.
16:42And you know what else I love?
16:44Fox and Sky News.
16:46You know who else I love?
16:49God.
16:50Well, I guess I better head back to the bus stop.
16:56Do you want any last words of advice from an old man?
16:59Yeah, what's your biggest regret?
17:01That's not advice.
17:02That's just making me feel sad.
17:04Well, it is advice because I'll try to avoid...
17:07My biggest regret is talking to you when you ask me that question.
17:13Bye, Tom.
17:14See you, Luke.
17:16I kind of want to be friends with that guy.
17:20They're all by interest, too.
17:22Why were you wearing a top hat?
17:23What was that about?
17:25Because old people wear top hats.
17:28I'm about a...
17:29It's about 197.
17:31You're quite eloquent.
17:32You didn't seem doddery at all.
17:34I would say you were about 75.
17:35Well, that gives us 35 years different from his actual age.
17:40Oh, and I think you can't see it, but I also lost my bowels.
17:45Any time Luke is under any pressure on this show,
17:48he just says he's pissed himself.
17:52Well, I can't because I've got a catheter, so...
17:54Right.
17:55When did you get that?
17:56Like, when you were 74 last year?
17:58No, it's one of the olden-day catheters.
18:02Just my penis wrapped in a handkerchief.
18:10OK, let's see another attempt.
18:12He worked in children's TV, but can he children try to be?
18:15It's Jimmy Rees.
18:15OK, let's see another attempt.
18:31Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
18:46Jimmy, were you doing dress-ups again?
18:48Yes!
18:49It's your specialty.
18:50It was a very strong commitment to character, I thought.
18:53Yeah, I feel like that's been my life for the last seven years.
18:55So, you know, babies and small children.
18:57So I went backwards in age, which...
18:59I don't know if I made the right choice.
19:02I just realised a gross way that we could have won
19:06if we created a sperm sample and just put that on the table.
19:21I reckon, Jimmy, I'm going to say three months.
19:25You were three months old there.
19:26But, I mean, we're doing it by the year,
19:27so we're not going to break it down to months, are we?
19:29Make it 35?
19:30That means it's currently a tie.
19:3235 years.
19:32Well, you might have to go to months.
19:34Why would you want to do that?
19:35That makes you lose.
19:37I'm just trying to think where my birth...
19:38Yes, that is, too.
19:38OK? Yeah, fair point.
19:4034 and nine months, 35 months.
19:42You just dropped yourself a place.
19:44Well done, Jimmy!
19:45Up next, a panic-stricken spring chicken.
19:52It's Nina Oyama.
19:54Excuse me.
19:56Excuse me.
19:57Can anyone hear me?
19:58I've dropped my umbrella.
20:00Oh, what's happened here?
20:01Oh, thank you, kind young sir.
20:04Oh, I can see again.
20:07Have you seen Nina Oyama around?
20:10Na, na, na.
20:15How old are you?
20:17Oh, 85?
20:21What year were you born?
20:2519...
20:264...
20:303...
20:3137 is the year I was born.
20:36Oh, right, thanks.
20:37If you were a more senior person
20:39who was watching someone do a character
20:41that was a bit like this,
20:42how do you think you'd feel?
20:43I'd be like, that's me!
20:45It's good to finally get some representation around here.
20:49But what's this time book saying?
20:51Saying zero.
20:52Saying zero.
20:55Thanks, Nina.
20:55Now, I thought it was supposed to be
21:04just ageing or de-ageing the contestants,
21:06but then just out of nowhere
21:07just some old woman turned up on this.
21:10Said, who was that and where did she come from?
21:12I've no idea.
21:13Yeah, me either.
21:14But she seemed really cool.
21:17Well, that's really...
21:17Nina's not going to be able to get any points.
21:19It was me!
21:20Really?
21:21Yeah!
21:21That's how good I am at de-ageing and ageing!
21:24I believe you're 85.
21:25You know, with your mannerisms.
21:27OK, cool.
21:28Sweet.
21:28Cheers, man.
21:30I thought you did a really good job.
21:32Oh, that...
21:33You never say that.
21:34That's really nice.
21:36That means there's a 56-year age difference.
21:39OK.
21:40Ooh.
21:41Suck it!
21:4356?
21:44That's going to be hard to beat.
21:45Who's next?
21:46She's ageless and she'll never die.
21:48It's Julia Morris.
21:49It's Julia Morris.
21:49Aplausos
22:19Aplausos
22:21Aplausos
22:23What's that around your mouth?
22:28Food
22:28Is this it or are you gonna...
22:33This is it
22:33I'm not really sure what else you're looking for
22:36Good food all over you
22:38Faith and appear bra-less on television
22:40I'm not really sure
22:41I'm asking for more of us to clarify
22:43How much longer have I got?
22:58Two minutes and 42 seconds
22:59Yes
22:59I'm gonna see it out babe
23:02You are?
23:02I've been on the television for nearly 45 years now
23:06It's just a fun way to end it I guess
23:09I thank God
23:14Yeah
23:15Oh God
23:17Hang on there's a chussy coming out the side
23:19I think it's best you look away
23:22Yeah
23:23Just for your own mental health really more than anything
23:26Right
23:26Oh dear oh dear
23:31I mean that even made me feel ill
23:36So you're a baby
23:38I'm thinking you were presenting as one
23:40Because you could just say single words like you were saying up
23:43I thought I was younger and then I started speaking
23:45I might have been prodigy
23:47I was happy to take you as one
23:50Then you started to talk in complete sentences
23:52And then you said that you were worried about one of your boobs falling out
23:56Which that at least puts you past puberty
24:00So I'm starting to think you're 18
24:02In fetish world
24:05Yeah you're just 18
24:06Had a bit of a weird baby fetish
24:08Every now and then
24:08Maybe
24:09Like to pretend to be a cat
24:11Maybe
24:12Because you're an 18 year old on drugs
24:14Yeah
24:14Definitely
24:16Does that sound about right?
24:17Mate I am with you
24:18Yeah
24:18That's exactly how it looked
24:19Well if I say that you're 18
24:21With your age
24:22You've still got a fair bit of wriggle room there
24:24It's true
24:26It's true
24:26A 37 year age difference
24:28Oh
24:29Gee I'm really regretting not being a baby now
24:32Anyone left Tom Cashman?
24:35Of anyone I know
24:36She's got one of the highest GMPMs
24:39That's grandparent mentions per minute
24:40I wonder if she'll go old or young
24:43It's Dania Walker
24:44Hello
24:46Hello
24:46Hi Daniella
24:54Oh boy
24:55Oh boy
24:56Oh boy
24:58Yeah I've got to put my tit up on the table
25:01Oh
25:02You look pretty good
25:04Oh thank you
25:05You look
25:07Fine
25:08It's quite rude
25:10What's rude?
25:11Don't compliment a lady
25:13Oh
25:14You look beautiful
25:15You don't deserve to see my tits
25:17Okay
25:18How old are you out of interest?
25:21I'm 300
25:22Okay
25:23You do look good for 300
25:26Thank you
25:27Do you want to give us a bit of a look at your body?
25:32Oh times have changed haven't they?
25:34Old lawn
25:35You never asked a lady to show you her body
25:39What do you want to see?
25:42What do you want to see?
25:42What do you want to see young man?
25:47I don't have a particular preference
25:49But I was curious
25:50Curiosity kills a cat doesn't it?
25:56Yeah
25:56Is your back okay?
25:58No
25:59Does it look okay?
26:01What's your favourite thing about being old?
26:07Oh
26:07What's all this hassling about?
26:09This wasn't
26:10It wasn't
26:11We're going to have a four hour interview afterwards
26:13With the old you
26:14Was it?
26:16That's not what
26:17I would have planned
26:18A backstory
26:19So that I didn't
26:21Look like I lost my freaking mind
26:23You're allowed to go at any time
26:28Oh
26:28Good
26:29Thanks Danielle
26:31Wasn't that a joy
26:39Just having a little walk around in Danielle's sick mind
26:41So how old were you?
26:44300
26:45In the first episode of Taskmaster
26:48You made a montage of your own life
26:50And in that you said you died when you were 410
26:53Oh yeah she's got plenty of life left in it
26:55You're not even quite in your twilight years
26:58At 300
26:58I would like to apologise
27:01It's the first and last time
27:02I'll ever ask a woman
27:04Please show me your body
27:05It didn't sound great out of context
27:12Does it?
27:13Alright well I'm happy to accept 300
27:15Because it's
27:16No
27:17Well
27:17It forms part of a larger narrative
27:19You said you were going to die when you were 410
27:21It all checks out
27:23Yeah but she didn't even have a top hat
27:24Well then Danielle's score is 270 years
27:30That means Jimmy receives 1 point
27:36Luke gets 2
27:37Julia 3
27:38Nina with 4
27:39And Danielle takes home the task with 5 points
27:41Should we move on to another task?
27:47Of course we should
27:48This one's a tribute to all the dads out there
27:51Hi
28:04How are you doing?
28:05Good morning
28:05I'm in vintage form I'm not going to lie
28:08I do have some posts though
28:09That I need to attend to
28:11Letterbox
28:11Oh dear lord
28:15Oh dear
28:16There's some bread in there babe
28:18I told you never again to put bread with sauce on it in my letterbox
28:23I'm sorry
28:23You disobeyed me
28:25It's hot
28:26It's not hot
28:28It's normal
28:28Save the snag from the barbie
28:33Least burnt snag wins
28:36Your time starts now
28:38Where's the barbie?
28:44Where's the barbie?
28:45All the information you need is in the tar
28:47Okay
28:47Okay
28:47You stay there
28:48I'll go find it
28:49I might come with you
28:50Yeah okay
28:51Yeah you come with me
28:52Okay
28:55Who's up first?
28:57Here's three brats who are the worst
28:59It's Nina, Luke and Jimmy
29:00Let's go save the snag
29:02Should I run?
29:03I feel like I should run
29:03If it's burning
29:04You know what?
29:06It's probably in the kitchen
29:07Because that's where a barbecue would be
29:09Barbecue in the kitchen
29:10Oh no it wouldn't
29:12I'm trying to smell burning snag
29:14Is it top of me?
29:16I can't sniff a snag
29:17Wait I just want to smell
29:19Do a sniff test
29:19What do you smell?
29:20Shh
29:21I can't smell anything
29:24Maybe I've got COVID
29:25Nah nah nah
29:26Too soon
29:26Shouldn't have made that joke
29:28Okay
29:28I've got something cash man
29:29Oh
29:30Oh my god
29:31How do I
29:32That's a pumpkin
29:36Damn it
29:36Common sausage
29:38Careful for heat
29:41That's not a sausage
29:45Keep up Tom
29:46Another barbecue
29:47Do you guys want to see a one handed car wheel?
29:50I'd love to
29:51Nah I can't be bothered
29:52Oh
29:53I can do it
29:53Nuggets
29:56Take your corn
29:57Get out of here
29:59In some ways
30:01It looks like you've
30:02Hit a snag
30:03How long have you had that one in your pocket for?
30:06About two minutes
30:06I suppose you hit a snag just then didn't you?
30:09I've hit two snags
30:11In the back of the car
30:12That makes sense
30:12That's where I normally have a barbecue
30:13Would you say you've hit a snag?
30:22You're wasting my time
30:27There's a lot of misleading barbecues
30:29Chicken nuggets
30:31No
30:31It's got to be outside
30:34Because it would be irresponsible
30:35To have one inside
30:36I smell something burning
30:38Where is it?
30:40I'll just quickly check in here
30:41Oh smell
30:42There's a smell
30:43There's a smell
30:43Okay
30:46Okay
30:47There it is
30:48Damn it
30:49Oh my god
30:50Hang on
30:52What was the task?
30:53That's off
30:54Finished
30:55Oh Jesus
30:57Okay
30:59Thanks mate
31:00So
31:04I must say
31:05You've lived through
31:06An actual nightmare of mine
31:07That's running around an empty mansion
31:08And just constantly running into
31:09Vegetarian barbecues
31:10How disappointed were you
31:13Every time you came up with another vegetable?
31:15I felt like a little dog
31:16Running around on a leash
31:17I actually kind of liked it
31:18I was like disappointed
31:18When I found the barbecue
31:19I was like
31:20No more running
31:21I had to go to the toilet too
31:23But I couldn't
31:23Because of the GoPro
31:24What were you not wearing
31:28Your handkerchief that day
31:29No you're fine
31:30Nina saved her snag
31:36After 8 minutes and 12 seconds
31:38Jimmy 7 minutes and 46 seconds
31:40And Luke 7 minutes and 22 seconds
31:42More please Lester Tom
31:46They call her the butchery
31:48Because she's full of bangers
31:49It's Danielle Walker
31:50It's the decision
31:53Do I go that way
31:54Do I go that way
31:55Do I go that way
31:55Ah
31:55Um
31:56Okay
31:56Barn
31:58Barn
31:58Barn
31:59Barn?
31:59Yeah
31:59I've got sauce on me
32:05Okay
32:05This way
32:05That was not open before
32:08It said sausage
32:12Snag
32:13Looks like you've hit a snag
32:17You're annoying
32:21Ah
32:23This is a pumpkin
32:28Okay it's a pumpkin
32:29And bread
32:30You have them in soup
32:32Um
32:34Corn
32:41Corn pumpkin bread
32:44What does that mean
32:46Tom
32:47Yeah
32:47What does it mean
32:48What do you mean
32:49What does it mean
32:49Corn
32:50Pumpkin bread
32:52Corn
32:53Pumpkin bread
32:55Corn pumpkin bread
32:57Corn pumpkin bread
33:01Chicken nuggets
33:05Chicken nuggets
33:07Chicken nuggets
33:07Chicken
33:08Nuggets
33:11Corn
33:12There's gotta be a clue
33:14Barbecue
33:16Corn
33:18Is there like a tiny barbie
33:20Like a barbie doll
33:21No that is still there
33:25Is there a place that I've missed looking
33:27Have I missed an area of the house
33:29Like in that room with the curtains
33:31Is this way
33:33Oh my gosh
33:36I knew it was a barbie
33:38But this
33:38That is not a barbie
33:40That is a burner
33:42And this is not a barbie
33:44She's not an actual barbie
33:45It's not written on her
33:46But this is not a barbie
33:48I don't think
33:48It's not a barbie
33:50Classic barbie shape
33:51Anyway
33:52Um
33:52Yeah so I'm done right
33:53Yep
33:53Thanks Danielle
33:54Tell Gleeson
33:55He has no idea about barbies
33:57You can tell him
33:58I will
33:59Yeah I heard you loud and clear
34:05I do have no idea about barbies
34:06But I don't feel bad about it
34:07But something I really enjoyed
34:10In watching you do that task Danielle
34:11Was last week
34:13You spent a very long time
34:14Not being able to spot
34:15The alphabet
34:16Being the pattern
34:17Whereas this time
34:18You're looking for a pattern
34:19Where there wasn't one
34:20And you spent the whole
34:23The whole task
34:25Trying to work out a pattern
34:27That wasn't there
34:27What pattern were you thinking
34:30Might be there
34:30I didn't know
34:32And I was like
34:32There's got to be more
34:33Than just running around aimlessly
34:36Sometimes it's just that
34:38Sometimes it's whole episodes
34:41Of just that
34:42Give us the time
34:44I suspect it's long
34:45More than double the other ones
34:4715 minutes and 50 seconds
34:49Alright which sausage saver remains
34:54Can you imagine what jokes she'd make
34:56If she was introducing a sausage based task
34:58I can and it's funny
34:59Here's Julia Morris
35:00Do you know what
35:02If anyone can find a sausage
35:04Anyway alright
35:05Is it like a barbie
35:07Like a barbie doll barbie
35:08Used to say
35:09And then how long have I got babes
35:10It's fast as winds
35:11Oh god I'm not me
35:12So I'm going towards the house
35:14But I'm not sure that's the right thing to do babes
35:16It feels like the Blair Witch Project Tom
35:19Wipe your feet babe
35:20Because it's quite messy outside
35:21Where are you barbie
35:23Barbie
35:25There she is
35:28Thank you barbie
35:30Oh she's giving me the whole fruit and nut bar
35:33Well done
35:35Thank you barbie
35:38So did you
35:44Did you see any of the other barbecues
35:47No
35:47Did you even spot one of them
35:50Tom I would have thought
35:51After all these weeks now
35:52You know me well enough to know
35:54That was not a plan
35:55It wasn't a clever strategy
35:57It was literally just running in
35:59And getting lucky with the sausage
36:00Which
36:00So essentially
36:10When you do nothing
36:11You win
36:12That's what I've noticed
36:13The less you do
36:14The better you perform
36:15What's that about
36:16It's my whole career Tom
36:18Do we even need a time
36:22I suspect it was next to nothing
36:23Three minutes and eight seconds
36:25Let's have a look at your sausages
36:29See how you did
36:29We can compare them
36:31Julie's a clear winner
36:34And Danielle
36:36Danielle's a clear loser
36:37We have Danielle with one point
36:38Nina with two
36:39Jimmy with three
36:40Luke with four
36:41And the winner of the task
36:41Is Julia with five points
36:43Okay
36:43But how are they scoring
36:47In the episode so far
36:49Julia is leading on 14
36:51Okay
36:56I've heard enough
36:57Everyone up on stage
36:58For a live task
36:59Tom Cashman
37:04Who is telling us
37:05What's going on
37:06That would be Jimmy
37:07Could you please read the task
37:08I can
37:09Make your monster meaner
37:12You have 30 seconds
37:14Your time starts
37:15On Tom's whistle
37:16The least mean monster
37:19Will be eliminated
37:20Alright
37:21Are we ready
37:2130 seconds
37:23Ok well I feel this is a very easy elimination to make
37:46Because four of them definitely look angry
37:47And one of them looks
37:49A bit out of it
37:49And I think we all know
37:52Which one that is
37:55To be fair
37:56He's got a gun
37:56And he's flipping the bird
37:57I couldn't tell he has a gun
38:00To me it looked like he had a trumpet
38:02Facing towards him
38:03So I think Julia's gone
38:06God you've got to draw more
38:09Thank God I was knocked out
38:10Make your monster cuter
38:13You have 30 seconds
38:16Your time starts
38:17On Tom's whistle
38:18The least cute monster
38:20Will be eliminated
38:21Ready
38:21Set
38:22Make your monster cuter
38:26Make your monster cuter
38:30Yes and I should point out Luke's changed his from
38:41I eat kids to I love kids
38:43I'm really just trying to pick between Jimmy's and Luke's
38:47I know that Luke's monster loves kids
38:50Whereas Jimmy's monster has the inner rage of a children's TV show host
38:53Who really doesn't like kids anymore
38:56I think Jimmy has to go
38:58Thank you
39:01Make your monster more prestigious
39:04You have 30 seconds
39:06Your time starts on Tom's whistle
39:08The least prestigious monster will be eliminated
39:20Why is yours more prestigious Nina?
39:30Um books
39:31Because of books
39:34Oh yeah
39:35Very prestigious people read books
39:37That's how they get their precision
39:39I'm guessing that book's not the dictionary
39:43I can't quite see what you've done there Luke
39:46To make your monster any more prestigious
39:47That's the Nobel Peace Prize
39:49What about you Danielle?
39:51What have you got there?
39:52That's the number one medal
39:54And that's your head
39:55For the Taskmaster Prize
39:56Well
39:56There's nothing more prestigious than that
39:58So it's just between these two other losers
40:00Nobel Peace Prize
40:03Or books
40:05Pretty even to me
40:08What does prestigious mean?
40:11You'll have plenty of time after this
40:12To go and look in a
40:13A book
40:14I think you have to go Nina
40:17Okay
40:18Make your monster sexier
40:23You have 30 seconds
40:26Your time starts on Tom's whistle
40:27Sexiest monster wins
40:29Very soon
40:51We will be awarding
40:53A lock of Luke McGregor's hair
40:55From God knows where
40:56To one lucky contestant
40:58But how are they doing
40:59In a series so far?
41:00Luke is in 5th place
41:02Currently
41:02On 71 points
41:03Then we have Nina
41:04On 74
41:04We have Jimmy
41:06With 89
41:06Danielle with 91
41:08But Julia Morris
41:09Is leading
41:10On 95 points
41:11This is off the back
41:17Of not paying attention
41:18And doing the least amount possible
41:19Yes
41:20Okay
41:21Well I have to make a decision here
41:23I have to decide
41:24Which of these hideous beasts
41:25Before me
41:26Is the sexiest
41:27I'm talking about the pictures
41:29Before you make your final decision
41:32See this medal here?
41:34Yep
41:34They won that for sex
41:36And you would know about that
41:41Because as we know
41:41You won the grand final of sex
41:43That's right
41:43Whereas Danielle yours is sexy
41:47Because
41:47It's also got a medal
41:49For sex too
41:50And it's got number one
41:51Written on it
41:51Oh
41:52We have no way of knowing
41:53Whether Danielle copied Luke
41:55I mean mine doesn't say
41:56I love kids
41:57I may have forgotten
42:05To change that
42:06Okay
42:09And so you've decided
42:10Rather than just
42:11Seductively showing some
42:13Decolletage
42:14The boobs are just out
42:15Yeah I said full pit
42:16The caption's very unfortunate
42:19For you Luke
42:20It suggests laws were broken
42:23So I think I'm going to have to go with
42:25Danielle's
42:26Okay
42:27That means for this live task
42:32We have Julia with one point
42:33Jimmy with two
42:34Nina with three
42:35Luke with four
42:35And Danielle takes it home
42:36With five points
42:37Okay
42:39Well what does it mean
42:42For our overall scoreboard
42:44Tom Cashman
42:44For this episode
42:45We have Jimmy
42:46In fifth place
42:47Then we have a three way tie
42:48Between Julia
42:49Luke and Nina
42:49On 15 points
42:50Which means the winner
42:51Of the episode
42:52Is Danielle
42:52With 18 points
42:53Congratulations Danielle
42:59Five things that someone else will miss
43:01Are truly going to be missed
43:03Because they belong to you now
43:04Get on stage
43:06And take what's yours
43:07Even though they're someone else's
43:09Tonight we learnt
43:13That vegetables are not sausages
43:14We learnt that living to 300
43:17Really does a number on your pack
43:19And we learnt
43:20That they pretty much
43:22Nailed the invention
43:23Of the wheel
43:23The first time
43:24Most of all
43:26We learnt that our winner
43:27For episode six
43:28Is Danielle
43:29Show us some love
43:30By crashing your hands together
43:32Aggressively
43:33We'll see you next time
43:34Thank you
43:36And we'll see you next time
43:37We'll see you next time
43:37We'll see you next time
43:38We'll see you next time
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