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Chocolate orange cake, maple cookies, shortbreads, and more.

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00:00are you deserting in here i'm getting ready don't use this please all right we were gifted this
00:22by frankie is a furby it's for you it's a hand counter for like a grocery calculator
00:27oh so you can press the dollar the cents the dimes hey this is pretty empty right i like that i mean
00:35there's no such thing as pennies anymore it's fine cents dimes and dollars yes because it's old
00:40timey it's old timey i like it it's retro very cool thank you that's yours awesome fire i've never
00:45had a severe fire incident but eat the sweets eat the sweets you should you should get rid of that
00:52eat the sweet stuff what do you think close my eyes it's time matt wasn't ready you know most of
01:00the rules exist matt to prevent you from cheating every year you know we go through trouble we go
01:05through professional issues family issues all the rest of it but i always make it to the dessert
01:11contest you always make it and that's what i like about the dessert contest to me feels like the
01:15finish line yeah of the last year that's a wonderful way to think you know what i mean yeah
01:20the season finale season finale one year you don't and then yeah yeah the one year we're gone
01:26let me let me line them up oh that one is is quite a mess it's a bit of a mess gather around and watch
01:33them eat that's what they pay the entrance fee for you people over here are new to this hello you
01:39people you'll be yes have you ever watched one of these videos every year do you yeah yeah here you
01:46are this is exhilarating what are you doing stop the chewing meat and cake um it's a chocolate cake
01:51double chocolate cake it's good oh god is it dry i feel like he's speed running this i'm not i'm not
01:56i'm taking it nice and slow he's like it's dry it sucks it's cake cake never wins it's a little dry
02:00a little bit dry the cake is dry cake itself is a little dry it takes a little dry but now it's
02:04dries this with serious dryness it's a little dry it's just a little dry it's very nice and moist
02:09um wow to the point where it might be a little too moist too damn so damp
02:14when combined with milk i think it is divine boy is it moist when you make it more moist
02:22yeah when you drown it in milk you wouldn't believe how moist it gets i'm gonna try this
02:25cooking it looks really cool it's supposed to give you a really bad headache a splitting headache
02:30just give you a splitting headache it's not working it tastes very um twisty it has a very
02:38uh good flavor of natural ingredients like nothing artificial the cinnamon is not quite as strong as
02:44i would expect it's a good i love the presentation that's really cool the taste is good it's a good
02:50solid flavor a solid like it could do a little more it's got a nice real shortening or fat base
02:55that's really good like a butter base a lot of butter in it while i'm shortening it's got a nice fat
02:59base we've got an interesting tree cutout over this one oh it's made of ice cream it's melted a
03:05little but i can still see it we've got melty vomit white pure white vomit a big heap and hope of uh
03:11raspberry something or other that appears to be the only fruity entry it's eggy matthew
03:17we're not at that point in the competition yet it's eggy this lamp has a very et it wasn't like
03:24that penis breath kind of feeling there's nothing like that penis breath elliot it's not super sweet
03:31it's not very sweet at all really eggy though egg is the dominant flavor you cracked an egg in that
03:36thing and served it to my friend well that would do it someone did oh yeah right right someone cracked
03:41six eggs when your desserts are winners all the running around looks very um like like dignified
03:47well it's a pile of egg
03:53all right a very nice looking cookie here looks like a maybe oatmeal good flavor um it's just a bit
04:03dry oh god it is it is as applied by the highlight it is a little it is a little i'm trying to be kind
04:17it's got great flavor it's very dry it's good okay it's got great maybe you can wash it down with
04:24some eggs great flavor though excellent flavor oh this is a bar i don't need a fork to eat this this
04:29is a real pickup affair these two would have a lot of similarities these last two huh i'm afraid so
04:34hmm how dry is it very really is it really bone dry drier than an alfredo with the olive garden
04:43three layers um is the shortbread too thick i bet you it is it is it's good but the there's not a ton
04:50of flavor in it um mostly blank shortbread yeah this has accessory um nuts well sure what kind of nut is
04:58that my friend that's a pecan ah it is isn't it now i've got the pecans oh they're good the pecans
05:04are the best this is good the shortbread because it's thinner is nice are there nuts actually inside
05:09nuts inside too nuts throw nuts about very tender um the flavor profile is interesting there's something
05:16in the chocolate it's a little unusual there either it's super dark or something happened during the
05:21cooking now it comes the time to make the decisions for i relieve you the little people
05:26of the burdens of your failed and useless lives your failed and useless desserts as my dietitian
05:33always said i'm giving away free desserts and where is the fat man this is the mm-hmm portion of the
05:41video some tough decisions here come on it's not that hard let's start with worst place
05:46did you see the way those got pushed hey at least it wasn't beets it's beets beets okay let me tell
05:55you it is the number one beet dessert i've ever had i bet that year nina brought in all those terrible
06:00cookies from work said eat them all john you can't crowdsource cookies okay silent john
06:07hungry john not that hungry so the thing about the cake is that when paired with milk it's excellent
06:17like the milk brings like a balance to it but i don't know if it's fair to like say
06:23if things are improved by something that you have so like if like the cookie was better
06:29with milk are you biased on this yeah she's totally biased i can't i deliver his milk now he delivers
06:36my milk every week man it's tough i gotta try one more sample don't forget how good that store-bought
06:41milk is does the milk improve the bar as well i'm trying right now here's something i want you to do
06:47before you start making big decisions okay yeah eat one of the pecans just the pecan candy pecan
06:53it's good homemade not store-bought like the milk was and sixth place eggs eggs i'm sorry it was
07:04just so eggy it just is so eggy this one was good but the sherbet's too thick there wasn't a lot of
07:11flavors in the profile cookie is excellent except it's too dry this cookie was really good after
07:17coming back to it um the the buttery flavor is really nice it just i wanted more cinnamon flavor
07:23out of it chocolate cake we know with milk is excellent but number one is these um pecan bars
07:31that's that's the ranking one two three four five six no who made each one matthews just from his
07:39comments i think chickens made that person i have no idea who made this one i'm no cool that was a
07:45panic recipe this morning it was the first time i've made it the shortbread is dry yep it said you know
07:51bake until like slightly slightly golden brown it was very pale i put it in a few more minutes it
07:57was the same color and then i knew i messed up this the cookie is it yours you've had it before
08:02at the previous barbecue there's like two sticks of butter for like oh yeah uh this one maybe lisa's
08:09there's no cinnamon involved there's real cinnamon no there's they're maple pecan they're really good
08:14lisa i love this classic taste profile like really from the 70s i was so surprised how pretty they came
08:20out i thought they were fall apart uh i'm gonna guess this is yours valerie what's the other flavor
08:24besides chocolate and milk there's definitely something in there is it orange orange uh but
08:32our winner this one these candied pecans are excellent they created a lovely bite and a
08:38lovely favorite my only negative on it is the chocolate's a little unusual that was that was
08:43it i'm guessing it must be yours those are maple candied pecans from home from home homemade on it
08:51and in it it's very good and it is this year's one and you know what we were advised by a friend
08:55make sure that the shortbread's not thick there's your 2025 results thank you everyone for entering
09:01so nina and i get a 300 amazon and uh 30 cash don't give me cash split it amongst the the milk
09:10providers it was a pleasure to to judge your doing business with creations yes jama saying it shakes
09:15like an omelet put it down would you say you're like an artist first a cook second and so like
09:22presentation's more fun for you so so i always want to make something taste good but i at the very
09:28end i want to make it look nice too right right so this year obviously this year obviously there you
09:33go oh my god that's good yeah the chocolate's fantastic too what are you talking about i don't
09:38know a brand what brand here a deli i don't know what happened i don't think we have to say anything
09:43else about it these cookies are delicious leads with pecan and butter and then comes in with a
09:48nice little maple flavor leads with pecan is my native american name these are like some like the
09:52best like oatmeal really yeah they are really good excellent flavor they'll soften up they'll be
09:58excellent sandwich cookies but you know sometimes stuff just hasn't sat long you know sometimes with
10:03like sandwich cookies with ice cream in them they might be a little bit better if they're dry
10:07because they'll form better i noticed that you didn't mention that these cookies look like a
10:10dried puke puck all i want is fair treatment um you want fair treatment he's like hey insult the
10:18way other desserts look again every year you've insulted me for how pretty my food looks i don't
10:23like chocolate orange together is what i've learned very moist not a dry issue not a dry seat in
10:29the house and how do you feel about the friend household bars you feeling pretty good about those
10:32do you feel like we won fairly depends what you were looking for you like the cookies better
10:36these pinwheel ones one last late submission that that that that no that is pretty cute
10:44what a christmas what a christmas
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