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The Good Ship Murder S03E01 "Christmas Special"
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00:00E.Fontaine ladies and gentlemen, the voice of the ship. Big Christmas smiles everyone, ho ho ho.
00:17One on our own? Oh yeah. Just you and the talent. That would be amazing.
00:21We all need some stardust my darling. Oh that one's perfect Donna. She's gonna look great on the socials.
00:27I've been a fan since I was nine years old. That's going back a bit.
00:32She was probably the headline act on the Ark.
00:40Thank you so much. Well I'm sure you've been through it since your diagnosis.
00:44Primary, biliary, cholangitis. I know it's a mouthful. Her liver doesn't work anymore.
00:50Everyone's been so kind. Crowdfunded crews, upgraded cabin.
00:55Dinner at the captain's table and front row seats to Eve's headline show later.
01:01We really ought to be. Yes.
01:04Can I? Group hug. Oh. Right.
01:11Hey, you do look exhausted. A lie down's gonna do you the world of good.
01:15Honestly Bernie, stop fussing. You still haven't taken your pills?
01:18Yeah, and listen we need you on top form later because it's the Christmas panto and yours truly here is playing buttons.
01:25I suppose an hour wouldn't hurt. Yeah.
01:28I'll catch you later for mulled wine and mince pies. You will. Bye.
01:32Colin. A word.
01:36Eve. The flowers in my dressing room have brought on my allergies. I specifically requested no lilies.
01:42Alright, well I must have missed that on the rider. I'll speak to hospitality for you.
01:45Yeah, and I'll need a massage and a facial before this afternoon's stand check.
01:48Already booked in with Roshira.
01:50And no more fan meets. These cruise ship plebs will be the death of me.
01:55Do you know, she carries on like this. I swear she's going overboard.
01:58Let's wait until Christmas is over shall we?
02:00Bring back Jack Grayling. All this forgiven.
02:04I'm going on an adventure and I got a feeling the sun's going to shine.
02:17I'm in love with the ocean and I got a feeling I'm sailing tonight.
02:24I'm going on an adventure and you are my mind. I'm going on an adventure and you are my mind.
02:49Alicante Port Authority have given us permission to start our approach.
02:53We've got the wind with the tide so with any luck we should be on schedule.
02:59You've been out of sorts since we left Southampton.
03:03Coming to work with lead in the shoes.
03:09Christmas was always Jack's favourite time of year.
03:16Since he left the ship no one's heard a peep from him.
03:19Well maybe that's for the best.
03:23There's an excursion this afternoon to Santa Domenica, the Christmas pilgrimage.
03:28Where both do a little shore leave.
03:31Could go together.
03:32I still have the locks to complete.
03:36Perhaps a little festive downtime would do you the world of good.
03:40Feliz Navidad amigos, this is Colin, your cruise director, informing all guests that the ship has now arrived in sunny Alicante.
03:52Perfect for some last minute festive shopping.
03:55So why not grab a sombrero, crack open the carver, because the countdown to Christmas starts here.
04:01That Eve Fontaine post has gone viral.
04:10Yeah, the podcast has got quite a fun of it.
04:13Yeah, when Donna first found out she needed special treatment we set up a crowdfunding appeal.
04:17It's for a stem cell surgery out in Arizona.
04:20Bernie's always been there for me, every step of the way.
04:23Yeah, what are best friends for eh?
04:26Now Jamel, fill that one up will ya?
04:29Whatever these ladies want.
04:31We're fine.
04:32Hold on.
04:33I wouldn't mind a pineapple juice.
04:35It's been all over her since the start of the course.
04:39Didn't fancy dressing up as Santa then?
04:41Well you know, I like to stand out from the crowd, don't I?
04:44You are digging in a pool wearing that.
04:46I'm young, free and single.
04:47Mine doesn't like the surprise me.
04:49Come on.
04:50I've got you a little Christmas present.
04:52You didn't love to do that.
04:53That's right.
04:55Hold that with ya.
04:57Let's see what it looks like on you, shall we?
05:08It's lovely.
05:10Beautiful.
05:11Listen, the lads are gonna go into town later for a few drinks.
05:14I mean, I could swerve it.
05:15I mean, you could maybe, you know, hang out for the afternoon.
05:18She's busy today.
05:20The pilgrimage to Santa Dominica.
05:22Bernie's still holding out for a Christmas miracle.
05:25Alright, well.
05:27Change your mind.
05:33All I wanted on this cruise was a bit of fun.
05:36After everything I've been through.
05:38I've only just met him and he's already buying you fancy presents.
05:41I'm just looking out for ya.
05:42You'll be late for the tour.
05:44Don't, ah. Sorry.
05:45Let's go!
05:46Let's go!
05:47Let's go!
05:48Let's go!
05:50Let's go!
05:56The sanctuary of Los Peregrinos was recently founded after a local girl, Thomasina Fernandez, was visited by the Blessed Virgin.
06:09in one of the orange groves, she was entrusted
06:11to build a shrine
06:12where the sick and the injured might come
06:15to be healed.
06:17Well, they're certainly packing in the faithful.
06:21Maldito Jesu Christus!
06:23Sampdito Jesu Christus!
06:27I said a prayer for you this morning.
06:30Miracles don't happen
06:31to people like me.
06:33You've got to have faith, then.
06:35Aye, aye.
06:37What happened to the pub crawl?
06:39I've got a lot of coke about me.
06:41I thought you could do some moral support, anyway.
06:48Domini miserere nobis.
06:50Christi miserere nobis.
06:53Domini miserere nobis.
06:56Christi,
06:57audinos.
06:59Ave, ave,
07:01ave Maria.
07:03It's been a while since we spent
07:05any time together.
07:06There's no reason we can't still be friends.
07:10As we celebrate Christmas
07:11with communion and prayer,
07:14I would like to invite the sick
07:15and indisposed
07:17to step forward
07:18for a blessing
07:19at the shrine of Our Lady.
07:21Father Christi,
07:28for a bonus.
07:29Mother of Christi,
07:30for a bonus.
07:32Mother divine and gratia,
07:33for a bonus.
07:34Thank you, Father, it was lovely.
07:54It was a beautiful service, thank you.
07:57Perhaps a small donation for the outkeep of the church.
08:02Yes.
08:03When are you going to realise she isn't interested?
08:05Don't tell you that, did she?
08:06I know a chancer when I see you.
08:08No, let's get it right.
08:09Don't settle herself up with decent of your fellas.
08:10Put your nose right out of track.
08:12You really think she'd settle for a loser like you?
08:15She's out of your league, Jason.
08:17Is everything all right?
08:18Doctors think she's going to need a transplant.
08:20Vomiting, jaundice, swollen ankles.
08:24You really fancy taking all that on, yeah?
08:27Thought not.
08:29Idiot.
08:31Are you all right?
08:33Yeah.
08:37Frankie!
08:38You haven't seen a couple of small shepherds, have you?
08:41Robes, sandals.
08:42I know what they look like, Colin.
08:43Oh, it's absolute carnage in Bethlehem.
08:45All the kids are high on sugar.
08:46You wanted to see me?
08:48Oh, yeah.
08:49I just wanted to run through some changes to your set list.
08:51There's been a couple of festive additions.
08:53I can't cope with these last-minute changes, Colin.
08:55It's highly unprofessional.
08:56Eve!
08:57There you are.
08:58Richard!
08:59I was just checking that you're still on for lunch.
09:01Un chicanito, where the paella is to die for.
09:03Well, she'll be busy rehearsing.
09:05Lunch would be perfect if you're sure you can spare the time.
09:07Five hours shore leave, and the pleasure of your delightful company.
09:11You spoil me.
09:12You know that.
09:13I know.
09:14Shall we?
09:15Let's remember his top of the billet.
09:18Not a word.
09:20You okay?
09:31Just needed to sit down.
09:33Must have been overdoing things.
09:35All right.
09:36Well, let's get you back to the ship, shall we?
09:38Um, I'm fine.
09:39I think I'd rather the doctor check you over if that's all right.
09:42But we better get a move on or we'll miss this bus.
09:45Where is Bernie?
09:46She said she wanted to see the Ignatius Chapel.
09:51Well, I can wait with Donna.
09:54All right.
09:55Well, um, we'll see if we can find her, yeah?
09:58You all right, darling?
10:00Yeah.
10:01Sure?
10:02Yeah.
10:03Yeah.
10:19Who is there?
10:20Why?
10:30Excuse me!
10:32Wait!
10:34Kate!
10:37Oh, my God.
10:39I know that it is you.
10:50I saw a nun in the cloister just before we found the body.
11:00She was running off towards the abbey.
11:02The sisters often frequent the cloisters as they go about their daily business.
11:07Well, I just think the sooner we talk to her...
11:09Tomasina has taken a vow of silence.
11:12No one outside the common is permitted to speak to her.
11:16Tomasina, the child that saw the visions.
11:19The abbey has offered her sanctuary.
11:21A life devoted to the service of Christ.
11:26I've given the police a statement.
11:28They know how to find us.
11:29Did this woman have any family on the boat?
11:32She was traveling with her best friend, yeah.
11:35And please, pass on my sincere condolences.
11:49I'm going to give you a thorough check-up, bearing in mind your condition.
11:53I'm feeling much better already.
11:55We've had one hell of a shock.
11:57We are going to run a few tests, just to be on the safe side.
12:01Hm?
12:05I still can't believe Bernie's dead.
12:08Can you think of anyone that she's fallen out with?
12:11Anyone that might be holding a grudge?
12:13Well, she might have rubbed a few people up the wrong way, but...
12:17Bernie had a good heart.
12:19Perhaps this isn't the time.
12:21Yeah, sure.
12:22I should get back to work.
12:24I don't want to say anything.
12:26I'd rather be on my own.
12:28She'd been gone 20 minutes and somebody attacked her and left her for dead.
12:36It doesn't make any sense.
12:37Hm.
12:38There's always a motive for murder.
12:40You just need to look for it.
12:42That's what Jack always said.
12:43Yeah, well, in case you hadn't noticed, Jack isn't here, so...
12:47Uh...
12:48What if I told you I knew where to find him?
12:51Hmm?
12:54He's here.
12:55So you're telling me he's been here in Alicante the whole time?
12:59I think Jack saw me to secrecy.
13:01Oh, that's just typical of Jack Grayling, isn't it?
13:03Running away as per usual.
13:05Here.
13:07Are you sure this is the right place?
13:09I'd recognize that place anywhere.
13:13Come on.
13:14I'm in love with you.
13:17And then I got a feeling I'm sailing tonight.
13:23It's because of you that I'll always remember.
13:33I'm going on an adventure with you on my mind.
13:40Thank you so much, everybody.
13:48Jamel!
13:49Jack!
13:50I have missed you so much.
13:52What about me, Jack?
14:00Did you miss me?
14:03Okay.
14:11I thought you might have been dead, Jack.
14:14Instead, you've been hiding away here on some pirate shit theme bar.
14:18Look, I've been working my backside off just trying to make ends meet, Kate.
14:21Look, well, you both put a sock in it.
14:24A passenger was murdered this morning, Jack.
14:27We need your help to solve it.
14:29Oh, so that's why the pair of you are here.
14:31Well, I haven't come to kiss and make up.
14:33Okay.
14:34Look, let's take a second, Jess.
14:37We can fill you in on what we know.
14:42The victim's name was Bernadette Campbell.
14:45She was on a crowdfunding cruise with her best friend, Donna Branning.
14:48They'd gone to visit the shrine at Santa Dominica.
14:51Piers and I were there when we found the body.
14:53With Piers.
14:54Look, let's just stick to the case, yeah?
14:58Any suspense?
14:59One of the nuns from the convent.
15:02I saw her running from the cloister shortly after the murder.
15:04You're seriously suggesting a nun might have killed her?
15:07Right.
15:08I know it sounds far-fetched.
15:10But we need to rule her own.
15:12We?
15:13Yes.
15:14First thing tomorrow, we go to the village and see if she'll talk to us.
15:19Right, fine.
15:20But this is strictly business.
15:25It's a complete business.
15:55You're there.
15:56It's a basic business.
15:57It's a certain business.
15:58It's a bluesy business.
15:59It takes us to go for a pretty basic business.
16:01And it drives us to get to get us to get us to get to get them.
16:04The final business is going back.
16:05This is Colin, your cruise director, a.k.a.
16:19This is Colin, your cruise director, a.k. Santa's little helper.
16:25And what a tack Christmas Eve stocking we've got lined up for you today.
16:28Oh.
16:29What?
16:31Jason doesn't see himself today.
16:33Well, that might be something to do with the argument he had with Bernie.
16:38You think he might have taken out the competition?
16:40I don't know.
16:42Look, why don't you speak to some of his friends today, see what you can find out.
16:46Yeah?
16:46Yeah.
16:46Good luck with Jack today.
16:51At the convent I mean.
16:53Yeah.
16:59So, an update from sunny Arizona.
17:03And the bad news is my stem cell treatment hasn't worked.
17:08Graph failure.
17:09Right now I feel angry, scared, disappointed.
17:16But we keep going.
17:21We keep the faith.
17:26Wasn't sure you'd come.
17:27Well, there's still a murder to solve.
17:30Well, just as long as you don't go hitting me again.
17:32I've been reading up on Bernie's best friend, Donna.
17:38That treatment she's been having in Arizona must have cost a fair bit.
17:42Well, I think she raised all the money on crowdfunding.
17:49Look, you've got every right to be mad at me.
17:51It was six months, Jack.
17:54Not a word.
17:55You didn't even reply to my messages.
17:59Let me explain.
18:02I think we should get to the convent.
18:04Good morning, senora.
18:22Do you want to talk to her hermano Tomasina?
18:27No.
18:33Great.
18:34Any more bright ideas?
18:36I just wanted to apologise.
18:42I was out of order what I said to Bernie yesterday.
18:44I can't do this right now, Jason.
18:46No, I didn't mean what I said.
18:48You can't talk to people like that.
18:50Let me make it up to you.
18:51No strings attached.
18:52You can't be on your own for Christmas.
18:53Especially after everything that's happened.
18:56Well, I could do with a date for the show tonight.
18:59I didn't think you'd still be coming.
19:02You've promised to dedicate a song to Bernie.
19:07I'll knock you around seven.
19:29Kate, when I left the ship, I lost everything.
19:36The job I loved.
19:38The girl I fell for.
19:41We could have made it well up, Jack.
19:43People do.
19:44I know, but I couldn't just sit around and count down the days till I saw you next.
19:48Then watch it sail off again.
19:49It would have broken me.
19:53Jack.
19:59They warned me not to talk to you.
20:06So much for the foul silence.
20:08The woman that was killed yesterday, her name was Bernadette.
20:11I don't know anything about that.
20:13Then why did you run when I saw you in the cloister?
20:17I wanted to watch the mass of supplication.
20:21I'm not supposed to leave the convent.
20:26They keep me locked up here.
20:27Ever since the apparition.
20:30A martyr for Christ.
20:33Did you see anybody else in the cloister?
20:35For this, this is the block of the covenant that was poured out for men for the forgiveness of sins.
20:40Llévala dentro.
20:41Tienes que enviar ayuda.
20:44A su habitación.
20:45A su habitación.
20:45A su habitación.
20:45Please don't let them hurt me.
20:47Ayúdanme.
20:49This child belongs to Christ now.
20:51Tomasina told us that she was being held here against her will.
21:07Nonsense.
21:09She can leave at any time.
21:10You gave instructions to restrain her.
21:12Recently she has become volatile.
21:16The pressure of her newfound elevation.
21:19But the convent is the safest place for her.
21:23Locked up.
21:24Out of harm's way.
21:25I have taken on the role of her protector.
21:30These visions that Tomasina claims to have seen.
21:33You must have had your doubts.
21:36The Pope himself has pronounced it a genuine miracle.
21:41And his holiness is infallible.
21:44Where were you at the time of the murder?
21:48If you don't mind me asking, Father.
21:50This robin is sacristy.
21:54I have an imminent meeting at the Ayuntamiento.
21:58In view of recent unfortunate events.
22:02I'm sure you can find your own way out.
22:14Tomasina's miracle.
22:18Her accounts of the visions were questioned by people in the village.
22:22They claimed she was subject to religious delusions.
22:27She spent some time in a clinic for bipolar disorder.
22:31Does it make her a killer?
22:33No, I know that.
22:37Rodriguez is all set to become a monsignor.
22:40For services to the church.
22:42His visions were exposed as a scam.
22:45He'd have an awful lot to lose.
22:47Still doesn't explain why Bernie was murdered, though.
22:51Maybe she stumbled across something that he was desperate to hide.
23:00Jamil!
23:01So?
23:03How's it going with Kate?
23:05Yeah, she's here with me now on speakerphone.
23:08Yes, so I have spoken to the lads.
23:15And I thought you both might want to update on Jason Aguilar.
23:20The passenger that had an argument with Bernie.
23:23Oh.
23:23Yes.
23:24Well, he's very much married, but estranged from his wife.
23:28He's behind with his maintenance payments.
23:30His window cleaning business went bust during COVID.
23:33And he is up to his eyeballs in debt.
23:36Okay, well, thank you very much for the update.
23:38And we'll check in with you later.
23:40Yes.
23:41Okay.
23:42Bye, guys.
23:44Bye.
23:44How much money has Donna's charity raised?
23:50They're giving for wishes, Paige.
23:52Yes.
23:53Way over a hundred grand in donations.
23:56Maybe Jason was after more than a Christmas fling.
24:01Well, there's only one way to find out.
24:04Oh, no.
24:05I am not stepping foot on that ship.
24:07Jack, you never even said goodbye.
24:09Marlo didn't even give me a choice.
24:10And if you seriously think, you'd ever let me back on board.
24:12Not in a million years.
24:16With all due respect, Captain, if Jack can help us solve this, it would literally only mean a few hours on board.
24:21It was crime solving that got him thrown off the ship in the first place.
24:25We should leave this to the Spanish police.
24:27I knew this was a bad idea.
24:29Look, Donna Branning has half a million followers on social media.
24:33When they find out that her best friend was murdered...
24:36On a crowdfunded Christmas cruise.
24:39I think that head office would want this resolving as soon as possible.
24:43And how will they feel about allowing a disgraced entertainer back on board?
24:47Thank you, Mr. De Vrace.
24:48I am aware of the ramifications.
24:50Look, Jack was dismissed as a member of the crew.
24:52There's nothing to stop him embarking as a passenger.
24:55Look, as soon as the ship sails, I'm gone.
24:57We sail at eight o'clock sharp, which only leaves you five hours to find Bernie Campbell's killer.
25:12The captain's asked me to look into Bernie's murder.
25:15Jack used to be a police officer.
25:17Well, I'm not sure there's anything else I can tell you.
25:20How long have you known Jason Agnew?
25:24A couple of weeks.
25:25We met at the start of the cruise.
25:28Oh, well, he's a fast mover then.
25:31Well, he was already following me on social media.
25:33I feel like I've known him forever.
25:36I got the feeling that you and Jason were at odds yesterday.
25:40Bernie had warned him off.
25:42She could get a bit jealous sometimes.
25:45Did he ever ask you about the crowdfunding money?
25:50Well, he was worried that Bernie might try and take advantage, but I told him she'd never do that.
25:56Jason wasn't with you when we found you outside the church yesterday.
25:59You have any idea where he went?
26:01Well, he was angry at Bernie.
26:03Said she'd humiliated him.
26:05I tried to calm him down, but he wouldn't listen.
26:09Stormed off into the village.
26:11A bit of me time away from the kids.
26:24These Christmas cruises can take it out of you.
26:26Sorry, but I know you.
26:27Sorry, I'm Jack Grayling.
26:29I just came aboard.
26:31Kids are at home with their mum for Christmas.
26:33Oh, when were you planning on telling Donna?
26:36Just because I haven't told Donna about my ex-missus, I mean, my marriage has been done for months.
26:40And you needed to keep the maintenance payments up.
26:42The money that Donna raised for her treatment, that must have been quite an attractive proposition.
26:47What are you trying to say, that I'm using Donna as some sort of meal ticket?
26:51Well, Bernie had you down as a bit of a chancer.
26:54Maybe she had every right to be concerned.
26:56And what's that supposed to mean?
26:58You weren't with Donna yesterday when we found her.
27:01You want to tell us where you were?
27:04Well, I went for a walk to clear my head.
27:06Did you walk anywhere near the Ignatius Chapel?
27:08Well, no.
27:11Look, I've made some really big mistakes in my life, all right?
27:16Lost my business, my wife, my kids.
27:20I'm telling you anyway, you won't understand.
27:23You'd be surprised.
27:25Look, I like Donna, okay?
27:28I want to do right by her.
27:30But with Bernie out of the picture.
27:32Bernie warned me off.
27:33I walked away.
27:35That's the last time I saw her, all right?
27:41Well, no!
27:42Stop!
27:43Stop!
27:45Dance yourself dizzy has always been my encore.
27:47Well, it's a Christmas Eve concert, which is why Frosty the Snowman will be sending them home.
27:52I know my audience, Colin.
27:54Yes, and it's my job to keep them happy.
27:56With that tidal shtick you call a warmer pack, do me a favour.
27:59Just because you've got your claws into Marlowe.
28:04The captain recognises Talib when he sees it.
28:08He's the only one who doesn't think you've passed it.
28:10You do know I was offered the Blackpool Grant.
28:12Oh, come off it, Eve.
28:13It was this or it was Panto in Huddersfield.
28:16The Wicked Queen.
28:17Well, it takes one to know one, Colin.
28:19So why don't you shtick to your Christmas karaoke?
28:22Leave the real entertainment to the pros.
28:25Pros?
28:26You're a washed-up two-bit cabaret act.
28:31When you're ready to apologise, I shall be in my dressing room.
28:41Come in.
28:44How's my favourite cruise ship doctor?
28:46Check.
28:50John, will you talk to me? You're back.
28:52A little query we need help with.
28:54What can you tell us about chlorpromazine?
28:58Uh, it's prescribed as an antipsychotic, works by suppressing the dopamine levels.
29:05You said thomasine had been treated for a bipolar disorder.
29:08Yeah.
29:10I'm not sure where all of this is going, Jack.
29:12She told us that she couldn't remember anything.
29:14Well, clearly she was lying.
29:16Memory wipeout.
29:18A common symptom of a psychotic episode.
29:20We need to get back to the village.
29:37Thought you might like some herbal tea.
29:40Good for calming the constitution.
29:41Why does everyone on this ship seem to hate me, Jamil?
29:50No, I'm sure that's not true.
29:54You know what they say about cruise ships.
29:57You're either on your way up, or you're on your way down.
30:00Two hours of show tunes in high heels and spandex.
30:06Performing to a crowd wearing leisure wear.
30:08I watched you out from the back of the theatre.
30:15Then you must know my voice is sharp.
30:18The doctor found some nodules.
30:21He's recommended surgery.
30:24I've been trying to hide it for weeks now.
30:27I'm so sorry to hear that.
30:29I'm planning on jumping ship.
30:32Did you tell Colin about this?
30:34He's been out to undermine me since I started this gig.
30:36No, I'm sure if you talk to him, you both can call a truce.
30:43It's a bit late for that, love.
30:47Show's over.
30:50You never told us that Tomasina was sectioned as a child.
30:54It was none of your concern.
30:57The miracle she witnessed.
30:59An episode brought on by her schizophrenia.
31:02The secret the church has tried to cover up.
31:04And if it ever came to light that you were parted to a hoax.
31:09Schizophrenia
31:09is a terrible affliction.
31:13A troubled soul
31:14possessed by demons.
31:17I was telling you the truth
31:18when I told you
31:19that I was trying to protect her.
31:23Then tell us what really happened.
31:25I found her
31:30in the chapel.
31:35Her eyes were focused
31:37on a vision.
31:39One that she alone
31:40would see.
31:42Tomasina!
31:44I should never have reached out to her.
31:48Tomasina, where are you?
31:49Tomasina!
31:52Followed her outside.
31:55Saw her running away
31:56towards the convent.
31:58Tomasina!
31:59So, in her confused mental state,
32:03Tomasina
32:03attacked Bernie?
32:05Tomasina
32:06had never been violent.
32:10Even when she's lost to us.
32:13So, why have you been lying to us?
32:14She came to me
32:19that evening
32:20to offer up a confession.
32:26I swear before Christ,
32:27she was already dead
32:28when I found her.
32:33She was lying in the cloister,
32:35reading from a wound
32:36to her head,
32:37crucifix
32:37on the ground beside her.
32:40It was then
32:41I saw the necklace.
32:43I picked it up.
32:44I don't know why.
32:46I
32:46knelt down
32:48beside her.
32:49There was
32:50blood
32:51everywhere.
32:52I'm not sure
32:53how I
32:54got back to my room,
32:55but
32:55when I came to,
32:57I was
32:58sitting on the bed
32:59and this was
33:01in my pocket.
33:04I found it
33:05lying on the ground
33:06beside the body.
33:13So, either the necklace
33:16was Bernie's,
33:17someone ripped it off
33:18in a struggle.
33:18Or the killer
33:19was a woman.
33:20Which reels out
33:21Jason McAleary.
33:22Jack!
33:24Jack,
33:25just give us a minute of this, man.
33:26There's something
33:26you need to know.
33:27What is it?
33:29Did you find this?
33:30It was left behind
33:31at the murder scene.
33:33Do you know?
33:36I think I know
33:37who killed Bernie.
33:37Donna posted
33:53this video blog
33:54two months ago.
33:55Mm-hmm.
33:55Yeah.
33:57So, they've
33:58called me in
33:59for my pre-op tests.
34:02Let's hope I get
34:03through this one
34:04without any complications.
34:05The placement
34:07of the NG nose tube
34:09is too far in.
34:11No medical professional
34:12would have inserted
34:12it that way.
34:14Oh.
34:16When I checked
34:17Donna over yesterday,
34:18she seemed a little
34:19reluctant to have
34:20any tests.
34:21So, I did a bit
34:22of investigating
34:23of my own.
34:25Her blood test results
34:26came back this afternoon.
34:28The numbers made
34:29surprising reading.
34:30No indicators
34:31of any disease.
34:32I looked up
34:33her condition.
34:34People with BPC
34:35don't just get better.
34:37Spontaneous remission.
34:38There have been
34:39some recorded cases,
34:40but it's unlikely.
34:46Unless she was
34:47never ill at all.
34:49I still need
34:50some more tests,
34:51just to be sure.
34:53But...
34:53We should be celebrating.
34:54It's like a Christmas miracle.
34:55Well, champagne
34:56on the house.
34:59This might not
35:00be the right timing,
35:01but I just wonder
35:03when we get back
35:04if you, uh,
35:05might want to make
35:06a go of things.
35:07I'd like that, Jason.
35:10Really, I would.
35:13Well, Fernie was right.
35:15Keep it safe.
35:18Shame she's not here
35:19to enjoy the moment
35:20after everything
35:21she's done for you.
35:23I'm sure all your
35:24crowd funders
35:24will be keen
35:25to hear an update
35:26after all that money
35:28you've scammed out
35:28for them.
35:29Sorry.
35:30You've...
35:31You've lost me.
35:33The evidence that
35:34ties you to Bernie's murder.
35:36We just couldn't
35:37figure out why.
35:38Then Dr. Tan
35:39filled me in
35:40on those blood test results
35:41and things started
35:42to make more sense.
35:45I called that clinic
35:46in Arizona.
35:47They had no record
35:48of you ever being
35:49a patient there.
35:51Lola?
35:51You lied
35:53about everything.
35:57I swear I was ill.
36:00I really thought
36:01it was something serious
36:02and my GP referred me
36:04to a specialist.
36:06Bernie being Bernie,
36:07she said she'd come with me.
36:09Like any good friend would.
36:12They gave me the all clear
36:13and when I saw her
36:15waiting outside,
36:16I told her they were
36:18starting me on a course
36:18of treatments.
36:19Why did you lie, Donna?
36:22It made me feel special.
36:25Hang on a minute.
36:25You made all this up
36:26for a bit of attention.
36:28And those lies
36:29just got bigger,
36:29didn't they?
36:30Your blog,
36:31your podcast,
36:32your followers online.
36:34How could I tell them
36:34the truth?
36:36Those hospital visits
36:38must have taken some plenty.
36:39There's a meds room
36:40at work.
36:41It's easy to buy
36:42all that stuff online.
36:43And Bernie didn't
36:44suspect a thing.
36:46She wanted to believe it
36:47as much as I did.
36:50What did you say
36:51to Jason?
36:52What?
36:52It's the first guy
36:53who's showing any interest
36:54but suddenly I'm in the way.
36:55You smother me, Bernie.
36:58Because your own life
36:59is sad and empty.
37:01I've spent the past
37:02six months looking after you.
37:04And this is the thanks
37:05I get.
37:06All those trips
37:07to the hospital,
37:07the late night phone calls.
37:09I made it all up.
37:10The diagnosis,
37:14the illness,
37:15it's all lies.
37:17This is fraud, Donna.
37:20We could both go to prison.
37:23But there's people
37:25that we've lied to.
37:26Which is why
37:27we keep this between us.
37:29No one else needs to know.
37:32And you say
37:32that my life is empty.
37:34You think you can
37:37just walk away?
37:38Yeah.
37:39I do.
37:40Because we are done.
37:42This
37:42is done.
37:44You'd be nothing
37:45without me.
37:46You know that.
37:47By the time I'm finished,
37:50everyone
37:51is going to know
37:52what you've done.
37:59I couldn't let her
38:00ruin everything.
38:02Surely you can see that.
38:03We can wait for the police
38:04in your cabin.
38:08I'm sorry.
38:11I'm so sorry.
38:17Okay, so I might have said
38:19a few things
38:20in the heat of the moment.
38:21Washed up,
38:22two-bit,
38:23cabaret hacked.
38:25Well, I'm sure
38:25we can get past it.
38:27Does that mean
38:28I get an apology?
38:31This ship isn't big enough
38:32for the both of us, Colin.
38:35Well, you're looking
38:36at a blatant breach
38:37of contract.
38:38Then sue me,
38:38twinkle toes.
38:39Yeah.
38:47Oh,
38:54I was hoping
38:55to catch Jack.
38:57He's gone back
38:58to his bar.
38:59Said he had a show
38:59to do.
39:02But it's not long
39:03until the ship sails.
39:05Yeah,
39:05and I still have
39:06these manifests
39:07to complete.
39:14We're supposed
39:15to be together
39:15more than anything.
39:17I need two people
39:18I know.
39:19That's an admirable
39:20sentiment, Jamil.
39:22But Jack's quite right.
39:24The ship will survive
39:25without him.
39:28We are missing
39:29our headlines singer.
39:32Go and get him.
39:47That day you left the ship.
39:51I could have come
39:52with you.
39:55Give up the dream
39:56of your own command.
39:58I never would have asked
39:58us to do that cake.
40:00You think you've got me
40:01all figured out,
40:02don't you?
40:03I know you better
40:04than anyone.
40:06Look,
40:07our headline act
40:08for tonight
40:08has gone AWOL.
40:10Colin is in the middle
40:11of a breakdown
40:11and we don't have a singer
40:13for tonight's Christmas show.
40:15And you thought
40:15I might fit the bill?
40:17Piers has already
40:18cleared it with Marlo.
40:20Not that he had
40:20much of a choice.
40:22And what about you, Kate?
40:26Do you forgive me?
40:28Well, that depends.
40:31And what?
40:32It depends on if you're
40:34planning on sticking around.
40:38There's no more
40:39second chances, Jack.
40:45The ship sails
40:46in less than an hour.
40:50What makes you think
40:51I'll be on it?
40:59Because I'm not
41:00leaving without you.
41:02Oh, good evening,
41:11ladies and gentlemen.
41:12There are only
41:12four hours till Christmas.
41:14Are we all excited?
41:16Good, good.
41:17Well, listen,
41:18I hate to be
41:18the Christmas Grinch,
41:19but unfortunately,
41:21due to unforeseen circumstances,
41:22Eve Fontaine
41:23will not be performing
41:24for us tonight.
41:27I know, but fear not.
41:28Because we have got
41:29a star turn replacement
41:31for you.
41:31Back where he belongs.
41:33He's the voice of this ship.
41:34Ladies and gentlemen,
41:35give it up for the one,
41:35the only,
41:36Mr. Jack Grayley!
41:40Baby, if you've got to go away,
41:56don't think I could take the pain,
42:00won't you stay another day?
42:03Oh, don't you say it's the final kiss?
42:12Don't you say it's the final kiss?
42:15Won't you stay another day?
42:19Don't you know we've come too far now,
42:29just to go, just to go and try to throw it all away?
42:38Thought I heard you say you love me,
42:44and that your love was gonna be here to stay.
42:50Stay now, baby, if you've got to go away,
42:57don't think I could take the pain,
43:01Won't you say it's the final kiss?
43:04Won't you stay another day?
43:08Stay now, oh, don't leave me alone like this.
43:13Don't you say it's the final kiss?
43:17Won't you stay another day?
43:28Thought I might find you here.
43:29Just counting down the minutes to Christmas Day.
43:34It's good to have you home.
43:36It's good to be home.
43:38Good times we had returned to haunt me.
43:49Though it's for you, all that I do seems to be wrong.
43:55Stay now, baby, if you've got to go away,
44:02Don't think I could take the pain,
44:06Won't you stay another day?
44:11Stay now, oh, don't leave me alone like this.
44:17Don't you say it's the final kiss?
44:22Won't you stay another day?
44:32Stay now.
44:35The game's a foot, Jamil.
45:05We just need to narrow it down.
45:08Who had a motive?
45:11Their alibi is a sham.
45:14Fancy playing detectives?
45:15Now you're talking.
45:16I said stop!
45:26The next mistake, it could endanger the passengers.
45:30Can't you two go anywhere without someone getting murdered?
45:37You thought you'd run away now from the troubles in your mind.
45:44And watch a new horizon in the sky.
45:51And now the truth's caught up with you.
45:56Now the truth's caught up with you.
46:01Forever is waiting for you.
46:06In the view.
46:08Oh no.
46:09Oh no.
46:10Oh no.
46:11Oh no.
46:12Oh.
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