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In this scene from a previous season of Animal Control, Frank and the team respond to a call at a spooky old hoarder house—only to discover it’s overflowing with cats. The comedy returns with its season premiere Thursday, January 15 on FOX, with episodes streaming next day on Hulu.

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00:00Hey, Officer's Flee and Tick.
00:02Oh my God, you are so funny.
00:04These improv classes are really paying off, Jimmy.
00:06What do we got?
00:07Hoarder. Died all alone.
00:09A lot of toasters. A lot of cats.
00:11How many cats?
00:12I don't know, man. Like 400?
00:14They wouldn't stay still for a head count.
00:15They're all gonna need homes.
00:17You know what else needs a home?
00:18That ping-pong table.
00:19Off top shred.
00:20Yep.
00:21Alright, let's go, guys.
00:24Hi.
00:25This place spooks me out.
00:28I don't want to toot my own horn, but this is exactly what I thought a hoarder's house would smell like.
00:32Classic Frank Boast. No way to verify it.
00:34Just breathe in.
00:40Don't do that.
00:41Don't do that.
00:42Sorry.
00:43Who keeps a headless mannequin in a hallway, dude?
00:45What?
00:46There are dozens of jars of urine in the other room, and this gives you pause?
00:48Guys, remember that hoarding is a disease.
00:51According to this pamphlet I found on a pile of pamphlets about hoarding.
00:54Stop!
00:55What?
00:56What?
00:57What?
00:58Dude.
00:59What?
01:00Just cause an old lady died here doesn't mean we can't have a little fun?
01:01Can anyone else hear that music?
01:02I can't tell whether it's real or whether it's in my head.
01:04Mm-mm.
01:05I totally hear it.
01:06Cause it's music playing, guys.
01:08Hello?
01:09Hi.
01:10Is anybody home?
01:11Well, I hope you guys feel silly.
01:12I know!
01:13What is it?
01:14Is it undead?
01:15Oh wait, David!
01:16Off!
01:17Get it off!
01:18I think we just add it to the urine smell.
01:19Get it off!
01:20Get it off!
01:21Too bad she didn't hoard cleaning products.
01:22Sure, it's got a bit of deferred maintenance.
01:24Every surface is sticky, but it's got good bones.
01:26A savvy investor could come in here and make a killing.
01:27Look at this.
01:28That's original red oak.
01:29Right.
01:30Is that a working fireplace?
01:31Ooh!
01:32I just got a confirmation from Bainbridge Island.
01:33I'm now fully booked for the week.
01:34Like, you gotta get on one of these apps, Frank.
01:35Oh, dating apps are for losers.
01:36I get heaps of losers.
01:37I get heaps of losers.
01:38I get heaps of losers.
01:39I get heaps of losers.
01:40I get heaps of losers.
01:41Oh, Ben.
01:42Let's get these cats out of here and go win a ping pong table.
01:43Yup, working.
01:44Maybe I should advise.
01:45I think you're changing the subject.
01:46The subject was and always will be ping pong.
01:47You changed it.
01:48Yeah, but I've known you a year ago.
01:49I've been in here and I've been in here and I've been in here and make a killing.
01:50Look at this.
01:51That's original red oak.
01:52Right.
01:53Is that a working fireplace?
01:54Ooh, I just got confirmation from Bainbridge Island.
01:55I'm now fully booked for the week.
01:56Like, you gotta get on one of these apps, Frank.
01:57Oh, dating apps are for losers.
01:58I get heaps of action from those apps.
01:59Dating apps are for losers and illegal aliens.
02:00Oh, Ben.
02:01Let's get these cats out of here and go win a ping pong table.
02:03Yup.
02:04Working.
02:05Maybe I should advise.
02:06I think you're changing the subject.
02:07The subject was and always will be ping pong.
02:09You changed it.
02:10Yeah, but I've known you a year and a half.
02:12You've never been in a relationship.
02:13I just think it's weird.
02:14Look, I got ghosted by the same woman twice.
02:16And my dentist.
02:17Also a woman.
02:18She keeps her scheduling.
02:19So I'm just gonna take the spring off.
02:20Frank, you're not getting any younger.
02:22And don't you want to meet a nice lady who can help you get on and off the toilet?
02:25Yeah.
02:26You know, one more comment like that and I'm calling ice.
02:28I'm just saying you have to be careful because this situation could be you.
02:31Lonely tall man dies surrounded by his cats.
02:34Okay.
02:35I think it might already be too late.
02:41My legs are so well defined they think it's a scratching post.
02:44Chuck?
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