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In this scene from a previous season of Animal Control, Frank and the team respond to a call at a spooky old hoarder house—only to discover it’s overflowing with cats. The comedy returns with its season premiere Thursday, January 15 on FOX, with episodes streaming next day on Hulu.

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00:00Hey, Officer's Flee and Tick.

00:02Oh my God, you are so funny.

00:04These improv classes are really paying off, Jimmy.

00:06What do we got?

00:07Hoarder. Died all alone.

00:09A lot of toasters. A lot of cats.

00:11How many cats?

00:12I don't know, man. Like 400?

00:14They wouldn't stay still for a head count.

00:15They're all gonna need homes.

00:17You know what else needs a home?

00:18That ping-pong table.

00:19Off top shred.

00:20Yep.

00:21Alright, let's go, guys.

00:24Hi.

00:25This place spooks me out.

00:28I don't want to toot my own horn, but this is exactly what I thought a hoarder's house would smell like.

00:32Classic Frank Boast. No way to verify it.

00:34Just breathe in.

00:40Don't do that.

00:41Don't do that.

00:42Sorry.

00:43Who keeps a headless mannequin in a hallway, dude?

00:45What?

00:46There are dozens of jars of urine in the other room, and this gives you pause?

00:48Guys, remember that hoarding is a disease.

00:51According to this pamphlet I found on a pile of pamphlets about hoarding.

00:54Stop!

00:55What?

00:56What?

00:57What?

00:58Dude.

00:59What?

01:00Just cause an old lady died here doesn't mean we can't have a little fun?

01:01Can anyone else hear that music?

01:02I can't tell whether it's real or whether it's in my head.

01:04Mm-mm.

01:05I totally hear it.

01:06Cause it's music playing, guys.

01:08Hello?

01:09Hi.

01:10Is anybody home?

01:11Well, I hope you guys feel silly.

01:12I know!

01:13What is it?

01:14Is it undead?

01:15Oh wait, David!

01:16Off!

01:17Get it off!

01:18I think we just add it to the urine smell.

01:19Get it off!

01:20Get it off!

01:21Too bad she didn't hoard cleaning products.

01:22Sure, it's got a bit of deferred maintenance.

01:24Every surface is sticky, but it's got good bones.

01:26A savvy investor could come in here and make a killing.

01:27Look at this.

01:28That's original red oak.

01:29Right.

01:30Is that a working fireplace?

01:31Ooh!

01:32I just got a confirmation from Bainbridge Island.

01:33I'm now fully booked for the week.

01:34Like, you gotta get on one of these apps, Frank.

01:35Oh, dating apps are for losers.

01:36I get heaps of losers.

01:37I get heaps of losers.

01:38I get heaps of losers.

01:39I get heaps of losers.

01:40I get heaps of losers.

01:41Oh, Ben.

01:42Let's get these cats out of here and go win a ping pong table.

01:43Yup, working.

01:44Maybe I should advise.

01:45I think you're changing the subject.

01:46The subject was and always will be ping pong.

01:47You changed it.

01:48Yeah, but I've known you a year ago.

01:49I've been in here and I've been in here and I've been in here and make a killing.

01:50Look at this.

01:51That's original red oak.

01:52Right.

01:53Is that a working fireplace?

01:54Ooh, I just got confirmation from Bainbridge Island.

01:55I'm now fully booked for the week.

01:56Like, you gotta get on one of these apps, Frank.

01:57Oh, dating apps are for losers.

01:58I get heaps of action from those apps.

01:59Dating apps are for losers and illegal aliens.

02:00Oh, Ben.

02:01Let's get these cats out of here and go win a ping pong table.

02:03Yup.

02:04Working.

02:05Maybe I should advise.

02:06I think you're changing the subject.

02:07The subject was and always will be ping pong.

02:09You changed it.

02:10Yeah, but I've known you a year and a half.

02:12You've never been in a relationship.

02:13I just think it's weird.

02:14Look, I got ghosted by the same woman twice.

02:16And my dentist.

02:17Also a woman.

02:18She keeps her scheduling.

02:19So I'm just gonna take the spring off.

02:20Frank, you're not getting any younger.

02:22And don't you want to meet a nice lady who can help you get on and off the toilet?

02:25Yeah.

02:26You know, one more comment like that and I'm calling ice.

02:28I'm just saying you have to be careful because this situation could be you.

02:31Lonely tall man dies surrounded by his cats.

02:34Okay.

02:35I think it might already be too late.

02:41My legs are so well defined they think it's a scratching post.

02:44Chuck?

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