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00:00Thank you to Davina and thank you to everyone at Addenbrooke's Hospital for sharing their
00:12experiences tonight. Every donation is vital for funding life-saving research. The money you give
00:17helps power the projects of tomorrow, projects that could save your life or the life of someone
00:22you love. When you donate, you are going to be asked to add gift aid. Now, if you are an eligible
00:28UK taxpayer saying yes means that we can claim 25% from the government to add to your donation
00:33at no extra cost to you. So, £20 becomes £25, £40 instantly becomes £50. And when thousands
00:42of us do it together, that adds up to millions for life-saving research helping more people
00:47stand up to cancer. Now, last night, Alex Horne and the Horne section launched their gruelling
00:51How Long-a-thon, singing the same song on loop for 24 hours. Just over an hour ago, they said
00:58off for our Stratford Studios. Still singing. We can check in with Lee Francis, who is with
01:03them right now. Lee, how's it going?
01:08It's going very well. We're having a good time. Yes!
01:15Are you sick of the song yet?
01:19How long has this been going on?
01:22Yeah, I've been singing a song. Yes, I'm singing
01:24How Long Has This Been Going On? Start the Challenge.
01:28How long has this been going on?
01:30Good luck, Lee. Please get them here in one piece. We'll see you in a little bit.
01:34We're going to be back in an hour when we're going to be kicking cancer in the dick, lighting
01:45off our tribute mile of lanterns in Leicester. We will see you in a... soon.
01:51After Celebrity Gogglebox.
01:59This is no weirder than watching celebrities watch celebrities.
02:02Nope.
02:04Yeah, no weirder.
02:05Totally normal.
02:09Gogglebox for Stand Up To Cancer. Sponsored by Scottish Power.
02:14In Newport, there's a spicy scene on telly.
02:18Oh, for them.
02:24Oh, Grace.
02:26Gogglebox. Sponsored by Three.
02:30Silent night
02:33You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
02:35Holy night
02:39All is calm
02:43All is bright
02:48Oh, it's harmonising, but did you just not know the words?
02:55No.
03:01Her flabbers have been gasted.
03:03You want some of this?
03:05Oh, that is.
03:06Look out.
03:07Oh, no, Steve.
03:08Oh, now there's a controversial statement. The gravy.
03:12Yeah.
03:12Do you like this music?
03:14No, not particularly.
03:16So suck on that.
03:18Oh, wow.
03:18Well, we've been a bad boy.
03:19Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
03:20Not a chance, do we?
03:21He's been a bad boy.
03:23Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
03:25Not a chance, do we?
03:27Yes, look at that.
03:29He's had an absolute feast.
03:31Whoa! For a banana?
03:34This is insane.
03:36Well, thank God that's over. I've got a day gone.
03:38It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
03:42That's very modern, isn't it?
03:44Nothing, no-one saw that coming.
03:45No.
03:46In the week, they put out another final episode of Neighbours.
03:50We enjoyed lots of great telly.
03:53It was all about Say What You See on ITV.
03:57It's the hilarious and the delightful Mel Gidroy.
04:00Good to see you, Mel.
04:02Oh, wait, it's Mel.
04:05Melon Sue.
04:06That's that.
04:07Yep.
04:08That's her last name?
04:09Melon Sue.
04:10Melon Sue.
04:11Melon Sue.
04:12First name Melon.
04:15Julie Andrews was giving it some on Disney+.
04:18The hills are alive with the sound of music.
04:25I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid.
04:28Yeah, I know.
04:29That's why you're with me.
04:30You love the British.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Like Mary Poppins.
04:34Maybe that's it.
04:34Well, she was Mary Poppins.
04:36Yeah.
04:36That's what I'm saying.
04:37Is that what you're inadvertently telling me that you love me?
04:41Yes.
04:41Yes.
04:42Great.
04:42Perfect.
04:43I'll take it.
04:45When you wear a smock.
04:46It's my thing.
04:48Every Tuesday then.
04:50And Megan had a VIP dinner date on Netflix.
04:54Guess what else is in this salad?
04:56It's literally your favourite salad of all time.
04:58Beats, black olives.
05:00How do you say it?
05:01Beetroot.
05:02Beetroot.
05:03Beetroot.
05:04I don't think the mocking of the voice was necessary.
05:07I want mocking.
05:08The pronunciation maybe.
05:09Beetroot.
05:10Beetroot.
05:11What do you say?
05:13Well, I might say beetroot.
05:16But there's not two T's.
05:18Beetroot.
05:18I sort of tie the T and the R together.
05:21Beetroot.
05:22So you're wrong?
05:23Probably.
05:24I love beetroot.
05:28You like a longer one, though, don't you?
05:36Well, it's like a finger.
05:37It's harder to do with a short, fat one.
05:39The tenants.
05:40Do you know, it is something, though, I feel like we could probably make ourselves.
05:43Oh, come on, Georgia.
05:44It's Christmas.
05:44We're very busy.
05:46Well, you're not.
05:48Well, because I've done everything.
05:49So you could make that your job, your one Christmas job.
05:52Are you saying I don't do enough to marshal Christmas?
05:55Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
05:56Is that not clear?
05:58You can do Pigs in Blankets.
06:01I'll do everything else.
06:02On Tuesday night, Lee Mack was looking for Britain's best brains again on ITV.
06:08Do you do quizzes for fun or do you do it for, like, to keep your mind sharp?
06:12I occasionally do, like, I like sort of brain teasers.
06:16What would be your area of speciality?
06:19Rubik's Cube.
06:20Are you 1% of the country?
06:22Are you top 1%?
06:22I used to be, before I had multiple children.
06:26What would be your best round?
06:27Music, probably.
06:29I don't know.
06:3080s, 70s music.
06:32How old do you think I am?
06:33I genuinely don't know anymore.
06:34I know.
06:34Keeps changing.
06:36It does keep changing.
06:37That's how age works.
06:38See, I don't understand numbers.
06:40All right, let's go.
06:43We're definitely at 1%.
06:45Yeah, totally.
06:46I might have to get my smart glasses on for this.
06:49Oh, no.
06:50Welcome to the 1% roll over.
06:53Hoping to win tonight are our 100 players.
06:55Awful suit he's wearing, man.
06:57Lee Mack, would you?
06:58Oh, yeah, he's got a looking hat about him.
07:00OK, it's time for our first question.
07:02Bit of shorts from you, be nice.
07:04No shouting out.
07:05Just so that I can do my own workings out.
07:08So this is one that 90% of our survey got right.
07:11So 90% of the UK population would get this right.
07:14So we should get this.
07:15So we should get this.
07:15Are you backing yourself?
07:16Yeah.
07:17Ellie, you'll be all right.
07:18Even thickers get this one right.
07:19Marissa is swiping on a dating app.
07:22OK.
07:22I'm out.
07:24She is looking for someone with dark hair
07:26who doesn't wear glasses and is not clean shaven.
07:29Who does she pick?
07:30Is that literally the question?
07:32First of all, Marissa got problems.
07:34Is Marissa going dating or playing guess who?
07:38Who?
07:38Oh, it's E.
07:39Yeah.
07:40OK, so D.
07:42Oh, it's not clean shaven.
07:43A. Oh, my God, I'm out already.
07:44A.
07:44You're out.
07:46I thought it was who's clean shaven.
07:48No, no, no, no.
07:49I have time.
07:50I know there's a time.
07:51But what happens when you fill out the circle?
07:53I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:54You can't like X out the circle.
07:55I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:56I would still be thinking.
07:57No, A.
07:58Right, let's see who's lights stay on
07:59and are still in the game
08:00and how many people are out.
08:01Who got it wrong?
08:02Nobody can be out on this.
08:03Oh, there will be.
08:04There'll be some.
08:05You'd be blue lighted.
08:11So, how are they out?
08:13It's A.
08:14B has glasses,
08:15C has blonde hair
08:15and D is clean shaven.
08:17But B looks quite like me.
08:19Next.
08:20Easy that.
08:20I hope they're going to get harder.
08:22To be fair, if I was on a dating app,
08:23I would be looking for someone different to you,
08:24not the same as you ever already got you.
08:26I'd be looking for, like, an alt.
08:28What, are you looking for an extra?
08:29OK, let's move on to the 35% question.
08:31Ooh, 35%.
08:32Only 35% of the country would get this.
08:35This is where he usually boils it up.
08:36What word replaces the question mark
08:38to complete this common phrase?
08:41What?
08:41Oh, it's you!
08:43Bold, ampersand, question mark.
08:46Head and shoulders.
08:47Head and shoulders above everyone else, yes.
08:49Head and shoulders.
08:49Oh, I didn't even see that bit.
08:51This is going to be an English thing.
08:55I don't...
08:55Or a British thing.
08:57I won't.
08:57And head and balls.
08:59No?
08:59Head and balls?
09:00Head and shoulders above the rest.
09:02Well, head and shoulders above everyone else, yeah.
09:04Everyone else?
09:05On everyone else?
09:06Head and shoulders above everyone else!
09:07Head and shoulders above everyone else?
09:10Head and shoulders above everybody else.
09:12Head and shoulders above everybody else!
09:13That's not even a British saying.
09:16Oh, my life.
09:17Oh, shut up.
09:18Well, why did you say it?
09:20Above everyone else.
09:21We are getting close to the end, and it's now time for the 15% question.
09:26All right, my time to start in.
09:2815%, right, we've filled out every other percentage,
09:31so I don't know how we'll make it past 15.
09:34Look at the image to the right.
09:36Yes. Right.
09:37Oh, Dad, it's all right, then.
09:39I've watched enough Bullseye, I should get this right.
09:41If 9 o'clock is worth 31 points, 3 o'clock is worth 26 points...
09:45Right.
09:46..and 6 o'clock is worth 23 points.
09:49Oh, God.
09:50How many points is 12 o'clock worth?
09:52I don't understand what that means.
09:54I don't understand what that means.
09:55Did you times it by something?
09:569 o'clock is 31.
09:58That's crazy, that's a good question.
10:009 o'clock is worth 31 points.
10:02He's in your head.
10:03I can't do it in my head.
10:0440.
10:05That's 40.
10:1012 o'clock would be at the top.
10:12What was it worth, baby?
10:14You're asking me to give you the answer when I don't know the answer.
10:189 o'clock.
10:19I'm not in the right frame of mind for this tonight.
10:22Let's have a look at the answer.
10:24It's 40.
10:25The score is the sum of where the hour and minute hands are pointing.
10:2940?
10:3060?
10:3160?
10:32Shit, a brick.
10:33There is no hands on that.
10:34I still don't fucking understand the answer.
10:36There's someone in the answer.
10:37I still don't understand.
10:38I hate the 1% club.
10:39That's a fucking super game.
10:41After whittling down the contestants here in the studio, we are left with the 1% question.
10:46OK, here we go.
10:47Yes.
10:481%.
10:49I can't fall at this now.
10:51Good luck.
10:52This is your 1% question.
10:54I've never ever got a 1% question right.
10:58Tonight's tonight.
10:59I can feel it in my water.
11:01Heidi Abbey Bedhead just got a new bank card.
11:04Glasses, glasses, quickly.
11:05What a name.
11:06What a fucking name.
11:07I fucking do.
11:08If the picture below displays the first 12 digits of the card number, what are the final
11:144?
11:15Oh, God.
11:16I don't even understand the question.
11:171.
11:18What?
11:194.
11:20Oh.
11:21It's the last 4 out of head, so wherever head is in the alphabet, that's the numbers.
11:26So it's?
11:27A, B, C, D, E.
11:28Shut up, Giles.
11:295 is E.
11:30So it's 8, 5, A, B, C, D, E.
11:368, 5, 1, 4.
11:378, 5, 1, 4.
11:388, 5, 1, 4.
11:39Can you show up, please?
11:408, 5, 1, 4.
11:438, 5, 1, 4.
11:45It's alphabetical numbering.
11:508, 5, 1, 4.
11:52This one's so much easier than the other one.
11:548, 5, 1, 3.
11:588, 5, 1, 3.
12:008, 5, 1, 3.
12:018, 5, 1, 3.
12:028, 5, 1, 3.
12:03I've got it.
12:04I've got it.
12:058, 5, 1, 3.
12:06I've got it.
12:078, 5, 1, 4.
12:088, 5, 1, 4.
12:098, 5, 1, 4.
12:108, 5, 1, 4.
12:118, 5, 1, 4.
12:128, 5, 1, 4.
12:138, 5, 1, 4.
12:148, 5, 1, 4.
12:158, 5, 1, 4.
12:168, 5, 1, 4.
12:178, 5, 1, 4.
12:188, 5, 1, 4.
12:19I love you so much.
12:20You're so gorgeous and intelligent.
12:21I can get some things right.
12:23Hanson and smart.
12:25Thanks, baby.
12:29I would say that.
12:30You've never said that before in your life and I appreciate it.
12:34Oh, of course I am.
12:35Oh, what do you know?
12:37And how did you do?
12:40I did fine.
12:41Mm-hmm.
12:42Out on the first question, I believe?
12:45Yeah.
12:46And subsequently got none of them right?
12:51Yeah.
12:52Yeah, that's correct.
12:53Neil on it.
12:54That's fine.
12:55How did you know that there was something to do with a name?
12:56Because it's such a ludicrous name.
12:58That's quite judgmental and rude.
13:00Well, I mean, it's just, it's an odd name to put in the question.
13:03The oddness of the name alerts you to the fact that that must have something to do with the answer.
13:07All right, Columbo.
13:08We have.
13:09Who's seen this one?
13:10Gogglebox.
13:11Sponsored by three.
13:12It really gets going in episode two.
13:13The one on the left should get us on show.
13:14Give me a really nice baby hamper.
13:15Gogglebox.
13:16Sponsored by three.
13:17The one on the left should get us on show.
13:18Give me a really nice baby hamper.
13:19Gogglebox.
13:20Sponsored by three.
13:21I sort of thought we compromised and then I got home and went.
13:22Yeah, but I, that's fine.
13:23I was just going in episode two.
13:24The one on the left should get us on show.
13:26Give me a really nice baby hamper.
13:31Gogglebox.
13:32Sponsored by three.
13:34In New York.
13:36I used to be really upset about our tree.
13:39Yeah, you got your way.
13:40We got a small tree.
13:41Hey!
13:42Don't make it about me.
13:43Kieran and his wife Jas.
13:45You want a small tree?
13:46I want a big tree.
13:47No.
13:48I sort of thought we compromised and then I got home and went.
13:50Oh, this thing is tiny.
13:51But you were like, this is a good tree.
13:52I thought so.
13:53And then that guy kept cutting off the bottom while he was talking to us.
13:55I think he was distracted.
13:56Let me just do one more layer of branches.
13:58Yeah, no.
13:59I should have spoken up.
14:00You should have.
14:01You know what I keep thinking?
14:02Because I know it's only been two days.
14:03What?
14:04I keep thinking like when you're away or you're asleep, I'm going to go out and buy a new
14:07tree.
14:08Take down all the lights.
14:09I will notice.
14:10I don't know if you...
14:13On Sunday night, there were more showbiz types hanging out with Mr. Chips on ITV.
14:19This next one I know all about and you don't know anything because you're an American.
14:24So it's catchphrase.
14:25So this is supposed to...
14:26Oh, do you know like Wheel of Fortune?
14:27Yes.
14:28Where you spin a wheel and you solve the puzzle.
14:31Say no more.
14:32Say no more.
14:33I have always loved a bit of catchphrase.
14:36Maybe it's because I say it how I see it in life.
14:38Yeah.
14:39That's probably the reason.
14:40And I think you like it because it's simple.
14:41I don't believe you've never seen catchphrase.
14:42I don't...
14:43Well, I've never seen catchphrase.
14:44Believe it.
14:45Say what you see if you see it, say it.
14:46Say what you see if you see it, say it.
14:47Say what you see if you see it, say it.
14:48Welcome to a festive edition of Celebrity Catchphrase.
14:50Festive and celebrity.
14:51What next?
14:52Let's not hold back.
14:53Let's get going.
14:54Are you ready at home?
14:55Super ready.
14:56Well we'll try.
14:57Yeah, we're here.
14:58We're gonna do it with you, Stephen.
14:59Let's see what comes up.
15:00Here is your first catchphrase.
15:01Good luck.
15:02Oh, edge of your seat.
15:03So what am I supposed to do?
15:04Peace on earth.
15:05World peace.
15:06Oh, that's it?
15:07This is the game?
15:08Yeah.
15:09World peace.
15:10Just say what you see.
15:11I've not been a tweaker.
15:12No one out there.
15:13Just say what you see.
15:15I've not been a tweaker.
15:16I've been a tweaker, I've been a tweaker.
15:17I've been a tweaker.
15:18I've been a tweaker.
15:19That's a good one.
15:20It's a good one.
15:21Yeah, it's a good one, it's a good one.
15:22It's a good one.
15:26and a rocket. What are we looking at? Just say what you see. Oh, I'm supposed to keep the word
15:31peace on the earth. Bill. Bill Bailey's got it. Bill Bailey's no slouch. He's got it. Christmas
15:39peace. Oh, it's not Christmas peace. Christmas peace. They must have took his brain out when
15:44they cut his hair off. He looks like Billy Joel now. Oh my God, he does look like Bill Bailey Joel.
15:50Peace on earth. It's peace on earth. Of course she gets it. It's nothing like Wheel of Fortune.
15:58I'm it. Here's your next catchphrase. Georgia, this one's yours.
16:03Best sheep. Sheep necklace. What is happening here? Goat in a tumble dryer. Oh, it might be a goat.
16:13Best in goat. Best in goat. Bill. The greatest of all time. The goat.
16:19Yes, greatest of all time is correct. All right, Bill Joe. I don't get that.
16:24Nommi. I didn't see the relevance of the goat. Nommi. These catchphrases are all quite
16:29sort of, well, for the youth. They're quite youth based. Aren't they? We're far too old
16:33for this. Well, you are. Here's your next one.
16:38Sprinkling. Dusting. Dropping the spring. Dropping your dust. So back. Oh, I tell you what,
16:42there's nothing worse when this happens. What's Mr. Chips just done? Something horrified.
16:46Sorry. What the hell was that? What is he doing? He's chucking away his back. What's chucking
16:50his ass? Well, he's dusting and he's taking off his... Back? Dusty bam. No.
16:59What's he up to there? He threw his back out the door. Threw his back out. Threw his back
17:05out. Put his back out. Put his back out. Threw my back in. Oh, threw my back out?
17:09There we go. Out. No, no. Ian's better. Bill. He's put his back out. He certainly has.
17:16We got that one right. I got that. He put his back out. He put his back out. Nat's put
17:20his back out and he doesn't bloody shut up about it. And you will be taking...
17:24After all that, Bill had made it to the final for the chance to win £50,000. Bill,
17:31I really hope you do it. Simple as that. Are you ready?
17:33I'm ready. Come on, Bill. Come on, Jane.
17:40Ooh. Gold celebrities. Pointing. Golden balls. Look at my balls.
17:46Golden globes. Red carpet. Says the actor.
17:50Couple of gold worlds. Golden globe rewards. Pass. Pass!
17:56Reading the plot backwards. Follow the plot. Follow the plot. Yes, yes.
18:01Plot. Ooh. Plot twist. Oh, unravelled. The plot.
18:05Plot twist. Oh, right. The plot thickens. Plot thickens? Bill!
18:11He's not going to get a PhD. He's got a PhD. The plot spirals.
18:14What's on the spiral, Bill? Come on, Bill!
18:16What catchphrases are plot spirals? Complicated plot. The plot turns into a spiral.
18:21Oh, my God. Bill. No, he's put on the spot. Oh, my God.
18:25The plot thickens. Pass. Come on, Bill.
18:28I'm not judging. Because I bet when you're there, it's tough. But Bill is shit at this.
18:35House party. House party. Come on, Bill!
18:38House party. It's about time.
18:40Correct, next. Number eight. Oh, we're out of time.
18:43Oh, no. Poor guy.
18:462,500 pounds. Bill. Listen, Bill. Sorry.
18:50Listen, you've got nothing to apologise for.
18:52You do. No, you should apologise.
18:54Well, better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, isn't it?
18:58I don't know, on reflection.
19:01That was quite painful to watch, wasn't it?
19:03What was his charity? We never found out.
19:04We didn't know that, no.
19:06Hopefully it's stand-up to cancer.
19:11This week, we watched Becca's story.
19:13We have three children. Matthew's the eldest, and then Rebecca is the middle child, and Sophie, the baby.
19:23Look all the measurements. Did that with the kids.
19:27Ah, it was a little measuring post. Always got my nerves.
19:31Our nickname for Becca as a small baby was Smiler.
19:34Oh, that smells infectious.
19:42She was probably about nine or ten, and she watched this programme about Great Wall Street,
19:48and she just decided from that moment on, that's what she wanted to become, was a doctor.
19:54Oh, God, how amazing.
19:56I think at nine years of age, you're saying you want to be a doctor. That's dedication, isn't it?
19:59Yes.
20:00We were just so proud.
20:03She loved being a doctor.
20:07Oh, you would be proud, wouldn't you?
20:09Yeah.
20:10So, back in June 2023, she basically had gone out for a few drinks, nothing crazy, come home,
20:18and she basically couldn't go to the toilet, so she went into A&E.
20:23She noticed that her tummy was distended for a few days afterwards.
20:27She spoke to her consultant, and he said, I'm going to send you for a scan, let's have a look.
20:34Boy.
20:36Jesus.
20:37Oh, no.
20:46God.
20:49As parents, do you try and do everything in your power to look after your child?
20:57And you don't have any power over this, do you?
21:09It's got no control at all, have you?
21:11Family shouldn't be having to go through this.
21:13Seeing your sister so weak and ill, and then having to shave her hair off is, is, yeah.
21:20Heartbreaking.
21:27Oh, God.
21:30You had your hair off.
21:32It's one of the worst bits.
21:33Yes.
21:34Yes.
21:50Bloody hell, Becca.
22:04There are no further children.
22:05Oh.
22:06Oh.
22:09Oh, no.
22:10It's not hope now.
22:11When you're told there is no hope, you've got nothing left to say.
22:31I kind of sat near to the bed and had her head just on my shoulder, and I just kind of cuddled her like that.
22:36And, uh, Matthew had got up.
22:41I sat with her on the bed at that point, and again, she lay into my shoulder.
22:47But, um, she came into this world, and I, and I held her.
22:52And as she left, as she left this world, I held her too.
22:57Oh, my God.
23:14It's not right.
23:17It is awfully sad.
23:20No mother should bury her child.
23:23No mother should bury her child.
23:25No mother should bury her child.
23:27Oh, God.
23:35Gossip.
23:35She didn't have long, did she?
23:3730.
23:39It's so random and brutally unjust, isn't it?
23:48You raise your children.
23:50You try and get them through everything, and then you don't expect them to die in their 30s.
23:54Almost one in two of us will get cancer in our lifetime.
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24:33Does anybody else feel a bit dizzy?
24:35We've got that one little goggled-off set-up race here, and, look who's joined with her, it's only really Greg Deavis.
24:50Oh, hello.
24:51You were very good with your acting, can I say.
24:54So were you, weren't we?
24:56We were.
24:56Weren't we quite there?
24:57It was amazing chemistry.
24:59It's a national theatre next baby.
25:00And our mascots are wonderful mascots, we love that.
25:02But you've come here to support your mate, your colleague, Alex Hall.
25:05I have, little Alex, I have.
25:07And it's tough for me, because I've been on record for nearly 10 years now of saying I despise them.
25:14And I do.
25:15I do.
25:18But even you have got to be...
25:18It's difficult on a night like this.
25:20And you've got to be impressed with what he is attempting to do.
25:23I am amazed by what he's attempting to do.
25:23So for 24 hours already, they have been singing the same song.
25:28This is Alex Hall in the one section.
25:30We join them live.
25:31Hello, Alex.
25:34We're here to the studio.
25:40How do you think he's looking?
25:41I think he looks close to tears.
25:45That's everything I could have wanted and more.
25:48He's doing a wonderful thing for a wonderful cause, and also he looks like he's going to cry.
25:54It's the three things I hope for, Claire.
25:56And the trouble is, look, he really does love his music, and he may never ever want to play an instrument or sing again.
26:02I think he's... I think he's learnt a lesson here.
26:05I think he's learnt a lesson.
26:06A very valuable one.
26:07Some of his ideas, they don't work over a 24-hour period.
26:12But I mean, what an effort from the boy, and from the rest of the band.
26:16It's incredible, isn't it?
26:17I honestly think, you know, this is the music marathon we never knew we needed, and you can follow it live.
26:23Look at them!
26:24Look at them!
26:25I'm sorry, Claire, look how broken they are!
26:27They're on their way back to the studio here.
26:29We will be seeing them later, and we will join you again after Celebrity Goblin.
26:36He looks so broken.
26:38This bit will blow your wear.
26:44He's the same age as me.
26:46Gogglebox.
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26:51In south-west London...
26:53Think of any word, and on the count of three, we're going to both say the word that I think you're thinking of at the same time.
27:01One, two, three.
27:02Jumper.
27:04How did you do that?
27:05Do you want to do it again?
27:06Good friends Nick and Joe.
27:08On the count of three again, yeah, are you ready?
27:10One, two, three.
27:12Cup.
27:14No way!
27:15I know!
27:16How are you doing that?
27:17I don't know.
27:17It's because I looked at the cup, wasn't it?
27:19No!
27:20Do you want the third one?
27:22Last one.
27:23Last one.
27:24Last one.
27:24Go like completely rogue.
27:26Think of a country.
27:28No, it's too obvious.
27:29Oh, okay.
27:30Alright, okay, go for it.
27:31We'll go country.
27:31You've got a country?
27:32Yeah, I've got a country.
27:33Yeah?
27:33Rogue.
27:34Okay.
27:35No more clues.
27:36Right, here we go.
27:37I'm going to close my eyes, okay?
27:38Ready?
27:39Yeah.
27:40One, two, three.
27:42Vatican City.
27:45This week, Netflix was prepping for a right royal Christmas.
27:49Megan's back, Jane.
27:51I know.
27:52She's sort of getting ready for like kind of a mate coming round and she'll just sort of
27:57make sort of like a quiche and some sort of table decorations and they'll have a chat.
28:03But it's just sort of nice, it's just nice to watch and look at.
28:06It's very comforting.
28:08You had me at quiche.
28:09Oh, this one's kind of pretty.
28:13It has a great shape.
28:15I think this is the one.
28:16It's a great tree.
28:17You didn't like the fact that we were out in the rain picking our Christmas trees?
28:21No, the misery added to the Christmas chair.
28:24When I string the lights on a tree, I do inside so it's lit from within and on the border right
28:30on the outside.
28:31Sure you do.
28:31For me, I light, start at the front of the branch, tie, back, forth, back, forth, back,
28:38forth, all the way to the top.
28:40Do you know what I do when I'm putting the lights on?
28:42Leave it to pay.
28:43Yeah.
28:43And the same with ornaments.
28:44You want to find the placement for them where they're going to find their light.
28:48Can one year, can I do it?
28:50Sure.
28:51You know I'm going to die before you.
28:52You can do it then.
28:53Sure.
28:55Yeah.
28:56Deal.
28:56With my next husband.
28:59That's a fun thought.
29:01How long do you think I'll be in the grave before you remarry?
29:05A couple of weeks.
29:06Yeah, I knew it was going to be fast.
29:08The kids will just start calling him dad.
29:09Yeah.
29:09I don't know what Megan can teach.
29:16I'm here to find out what Megan can teach me.
29:18Is she actually doing this though?
29:20Well, I think that...
29:21Or is it like Blue Peter?
29:22I think...
29:23Where they go, here's one we made earlier.
29:24I think there must be an element of like, we've prepped a lot of this.
29:29It's time to go...
29:32Festive wrapping.
29:34Festive wrapping.
29:34Excellent.
29:36I need to know how to do this.
29:37Oh, somebody at the door.
29:38Someone should do our wrapping for us.
29:39It's Megan.
29:40Oh my God, can you imagine?
29:43I love having tone on tone.
29:46Tone on tone.
29:47Don't we all?
29:48I love having tone on tone.
29:50As well as a wax seal.
29:51Oh, wax seal.
29:53Why haven't we thought about wax seal?
29:55We should, yeah, just get a wax seal.
29:57We should get a family seal.
29:58Rolled crust of that as well.
29:59Charles will be looking for that.
30:02It's the tiniest detail that suddenly feels elevated.
30:07Oh.
30:07I bet that's for Camilla, that.
30:09It's a Bayliss and Harden gift set.
30:11Yeah.
30:12Probably a Pumice Stone.
30:13Yeah.
30:13Something like that.
30:14I can't wait for our last guest.
30:17Welcoming Tom Colicchio.
30:19Oh, oh.
30:20Now, usually everyone that comes round, she's worked with on suits.
30:25Right.
30:26So she just goes through the cast.
30:28Or the crew.
30:29A bit like my podcast.
30:31Yeah, yeah.
30:32All the traitors.
30:35Hello.
30:36There he is.
30:37Oh, she's just had a big smelly mouthful of food and now Colicchio's here.
30:41I'm very excited you're here.
30:43We're going to have some fun today.
30:44I want to hear about some of your family recipes and traditions and all that jazz.
30:49There was always this beet salad.
30:50Beets, is that right?
30:51Beet root.
30:52Beet root.
30:52Oh.
30:52Every Christmas.
30:54What do I say to you every Christmas?
30:55I could murder a beet salad.
30:57Every Christmas.
30:58It was beets.
30:59And then it was a mixture of red onion, celery, artichoke hearts.
31:03Okay.
31:04Yeah.
31:05Can I tell you why I'm chuckling?
31:07Why are you chuckling, Megan?
31:08Why is it funny?
31:09So if I gave you the top things that my husband hates.
31:12Uh-oh.
31:13Beets.
31:14He would call them beetroot, as they say in England.
31:15What?
31:16He doesn't like beetroot.
31:17He does not like beetroot.
31:18It's Prince Harry.
31:19Okay.
31:19So can I show you one of my family favorites now?
31:22Yeah, go on.
31:22What we're going to have is a fallout.
31:26You're making gumbo, right?
31:27Yes, indeed.
31:28Ooh, gumbo.
31:29That's very, like, soul food-y.
31:31So my mom's family is from Tennessee, like, around Chattanooga.
31:35Isn't there a song, Mary, called Chattanooga Choo Choo?
31:39Hmm.
31:39Would you like to sing it for me?
31:41No, I'd rather get a knife and stab you.
31:43Oh, that's not very Christmassy, Mary.
31:45Smells like Christmas now.
31:48Hi, guys.
31:50There he is.
31:50There he is.
31:51Oh, there he is.
31:53Oh, he's here.
31:53Oh, my God.
31:55He's made an appearance.
31:56Oh, my God.
31:57He's holding on to his fringe.
31:59I smell gumbo.
32:00I was like, I literally, I was like, there's so much buzz around.
32:02He smells gumbo.
32:03I smell gumbo.
32:05Stop it.
32:06What?
32:06Do I need to do the voice?
32:08Gumbo, for me, is, like, one of my favorites, especially her mom's.
32:11Of course he says that.
32:13You know, especially her mom's, because it's really the only relative that we've got left.
32:18It is delicious.
32:19I'm not so sure he's as good as your mom's, but it's certainly close.
32:23Wow.
32:24Oh.
32:25Oh.
32:26This is the most he's ever been in it.
32:28Is it?
32:29Yeah, it's normally a sort of flyby.
32:31I think he genuinely wants to try the gumbo.
32:33Yeah.
32:34He did.
32:34He smelt it.
32:35I smelt the gumbo.
32:38He said.
32:40Who has the time?
32:41Megan.
32:44Well, because she's only got two kids.
32:45Oh.
32:49Already becoming snobby with three.
32:51Two is easy.
32:52When we had two, we would have been able to do this.
32:54All the time in the world.
32:55Try having three, stupid.
32:58Lazy.
32:58This week, we watch Matthew's story.
33:10My name's Matthew Starkey.
33:11He's handsome.
33:12Oh, he's an handsome lad.
33:13Growing up, I would have been big into football.
33:16And sport has always been a big part of my life.
33:18I would have gone to the gym, walk, played football with friends.
33:21Just a normal dude, isn't he?
33:23Mm-hmm.
33:23I met Carrie through a date nap.
33:26It was during COVID.
33:28We met in a car park for a socially distanced walk.
33:33I think that's very romantic.
33:35Yeah.
33:36Matthew is just so caring and lovely and respectful.
33:40And that's what I was ever looking for in somebody.
33:42Sweet.
33:44Oh, they look a good match, don't they?
33:49Oh, he noticed a swelling in his leg.
33:51Oh, no.
33:53Put it down to just wear and tear and being in my 30s.
33:57And you would think that, wouldn't you?
33:59Yeah.
34:00I basically started to lose control of my right leg.
34:03My leg buckled underneath me.
34:04And I sort of fell to the ground.
34:07Oh, my God.
34:08Went to the hospital, got the scan,
34:10and I could tell the doctors and nurses
34:12were looking at me a little bit differently.
34:14Oh, you don't want that.
34:15That's not a good sign, is it?
34:17Got a call and was like, can you come in?
34:18Like, the doctors want to speak to you.
34:20And I was just like, right, OK.
34:23So the alarm bells were ringing?
34:24Yeah.
34:25Um, gave us the worst juice.
34:31Oh, God.
34:32Oh, my God.
34:32What was in his brain?
34:44I have basically a brain tumour,
34:45but it's growing on my spinal cord as the primary spot.
34:46Two years to live.
34:57As the diagnosis got more and more assessed,
35:00the timeline became less.
35:02Oh.
35:03They'd talked about a year instead of two years.
35:06Oh.
35:06So it was a big, sort of, shock.
35:10Getting that kind of news at 32 years old.
35:16It's so shit, because your loved ones are just your absolute world, aren't they?
35:20Matthew was like, well, we want to get married, we want to do this.
35:25And he was just like, do it all now, because you don't know what's out of you.
35:30Do you know what, fair play to Matthew for still being in, like, high spirits,
35:35do you know what I mean?
35:35And wanting to, like, marry Carrie.
35:37They're rushing to condense all their life plans down into a short time now, aren't they?
35:42Yeah.
35:43You're right.
35:43Oh, wow.
35:52I imagine it was a very emotional day.
35:54Mm-hmm.
35:55Good.
35:56I've already made it to the wedding.
35:58It was just a day of positive love.
36:05The energy in the room, I just kept saying,
36:07if you could bottle this up, you could sell it for millions.
36:10That would have been a bit of sweet affair, isn't it?
36:12Yeah.
36:13It just was a day of celebration.
36:16So I'd like to start this speech by raising a toast to my new wife, Carrie.
36:19Yeah!
36:20Aw.
36:22Thank you for showing me what unconditional love is.
36:25And thank you for just being you.
36:30Look at the way she looks at him.
36:36I don't know how long I have, but I would just like to get back home
36:39and just start married life with Carrie in our house.
36:42And just get through it together.
36:45Live life together as long as you can.
36:52Oh, God.
36:53Oh, no.
36:54Oh, no, don't tell me.
36:55Six weeks.
36:56Six weeks.
36:57Oh, my God.
36:58Six weeks.
36:59Oh, my God.
37:01At least he got his time with that, didn't he?
37:12Your dad had a married man.
37:15Yeah.
37:15I'm so glad you've managed to find love and make it all to celebrate each other.
37:22Almost one in two of us will get cancer in our lifetime.
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37:56Does anybody else feel a bit dizzy?
38:12Come on, Colin, you're missing it.
38:14What do you want for Christmas?
38:27I would like pyjamas because I'm full of fun these days.
38:31Yeah.
38:32Josh and his wife Tamsin.
38:34You used to do this really annoying thing,
38:37which for the month leading up to Christmas,
38:39just buy everything that you wanted.
38:41It was all on sale.
38:42I know, but you were also like,
38:43oh, I'm coming to the end of the year, what do I want?
38:45Oh, I'll just get it all myself.
38:46And I'd see all these packages being like,
38:48oh, that's what I was going to get.
38:49Oh, that's what I was going to get you.
38:50Because I also look at, see, all the things you might need.
38:53And then I just have nothing for you.
38:54Well, lucky for you, I didn't buy anything for myself this year.
38:56No.
38:58Because I'm not buying things anymore.
39:00That's my new thing.
39:01So I'll give your pyjamas away.
39:03No, the pyjamas I do need.
39:05On Tuesday night,
39:07James May was fiddling about in his man cave again on Discovery+.
39:11Chin-chin.
39:14There it is.
39:15Cheers.
39:15You like porching in your shed, man, don't you?
39:18Yeah.
39:19I think every man likes porching, doesn't he?
39:21Like that.
39:22You ought to put your bed out there.
39:24Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
39:25Huh?
39:29Shed load of ideas.
39:31I'd appreciate that title.
39:32Yeah.
39:33I used to have a shed in the house that we were at and I used to love it when it rained because I'd go and make a cup of tea.
39:39And sit in it?
39:39And then go outside, sit in the shed with the door like half open.
39:43Oh, that's nice.
39:43There's a sound of rainbows.
39:44It's gorgeous.
39:45And just be like, oh, this is nice.
39:46Yeah.
39:47I love it when it rains outside.
39:48And then my wife would come and be like, what are you doing?
39:49What are you doing?
39:50Just having five minutes.
39:51It's the rain.
39:52It's not easy running a pub, you know, what with business rates, the cost of thatching.
39:57He runs a pub as well.
39:58Oh, yeah, he does.
39:58He runs a pub, don't they?
39:59Oh, they all run pubs, don't they?
40:01And on top of all that, I have to think about choosing the right flavour of crisps.
40:06Oh, poor James.
40:08He's got to think about the right flavour of crisps.
40:10Prawn cocktail, me.
40:11Yeah, that's good.
40:12I love prawn cocktail.
40:13Yeah.
40:14Roast chicken.
40:15Take over.
40:16Roast chicken crisps.
40:17Yeah.
40:17We love crisps, but we have identified a problem.
40:21There's none in there.
40:22Yeah.
40:23It's just all full of air.
40:24You're basically buying air.
40:25But what if you get halfway down the bag and then you suddenly think, do you know what?
40:29I fancy salt and vinegar.
40:32This is a major problem in the UK, isn't it?
40:34Oh, no, no.
40:35You don't want to do like a multi-crisp within a bag situation.
40:37This is your idea of hell, isn't it?
40:38Oh, my God, this is awful.
40:40Mixing your flavours.
40:41Me and Ben like doing this.
40:42If we're having, you know, a bit of a crisp night, we will open a bag of salt and vinegar
40:47and cheese and onion to counteract the acidity of the salt and vinegar.
40:52Who has a crisp night?
40:55You have, rather than a packet of crisps, a bowl of completely plain crisps.
41:00Uh-huh.
41:01So what's he going to do?
41:02So you pick to crisp up and you think, I think I'll have salt and vinegar for this one.
41:06You spray it on.
41:07Oh, James.
41:09Right.
41:09I don't know.
41:10So now he's got a soggy crisp.
41:12Yeah.
41:12Oh, stop it.
41:14I don't hate it.
41:16I don't hate it.
41:18Every crisp could be different.
41:20I don't trust the British public to do anything.
41:22Someone's going to, like, pick up a bottle of window lean and spray the crisp.
41:25It's so weird.
41:26Let me talk to you a bit about some of the flavours I was imagining.
41:30Spam.
41:31Spam?
41:31What's Spam?
41:33Luncheon meat.
41:34Right.
41:34I had Spam the other day after you'd done my nails.
41:37Did you?
41:37Spam and egg sarnie, yeah.
41:39I nearly got Spam and egg sarnie this morning, but I got a full English instead.
41:44Anchovies.
41:45Anchovy crisps.
41:46Fuck off.
41:47Spam and anchovy.
41:48No one is buying that, James May.
41:49You're creating problems, not solutions to them.
41:52Right, there's the cubed Spam.
41:55You've added some more oil into there, yeah?
41:56I have, yes.
41:57Are they going to be making the crisp in front of our eyes right now?
42:01He's going to change it so it can be in one of those atomizers.
42:04That's his ultimate goal.
42:06I was always like liquid Spam.
42:07I guess so.
42:08Is it worth sprinkling a little bit of salt in as well, too?
42:11Oh, yes.
42:12Oh, God.
42:13Oh, no.
42:14You're adding salt to Spam and anchovies?
42:16I mean, that's two quite salty products to spray on an already salted crisp.
42:21Spam and anchovy crisp for the first time in the history of humanity.
42:26It could be the last time, James.
42:28Oh, God.
42:30Is this what men do in man caves?
42:32No.
42:37And?
42:38And?
42:38He's going to say it's delicious, isn't he?
42:40Just because he has to.
42:41Oh, it works.
42:45So he doesn't say that it's good.
42:46He just says it works.
42:47It works.
42:50Look.
42:50It tastes of shit.
42:51It works.
42:52The crisp spray atomizer coming soon to a pub near me.
42:56I mean, it makes me hungry for some crisps.
43:00No, it very much solidifies my don't want to put crisps anywhere near my mouth.
43:05Store here first.
43:06And last.
43:07And last.
43:08And never again.
43:09I think he really thinks it's going to sweep the nation, spraying your crisps.
43:17In Wiltshire.
43:18You do crack in Ireland, but in English we have a sense of humour.
43:22And one of the things we like to do is to do teasing.
43:26Giles and his wife, Mary.
43:28Teasing.
43:29I don't want you to touch me.
43:31I want nothing further to do with you.
43:34I'm going to catch a taxi back to London.
43:37No.
43:37Stop it.
43:38Christmas spirit.
43:40It's not Christmas.
43:40This is Christmas spirit.
43:41Stop it.
43:44It's the Christmas spirit, Mary.
43:47I don't want you to tell me that there were...
43:49Ding dong, merrily on high.
43:52This week, an all-time classic had us in the mood for a festive sing-song on Disney+.
43:58Boom.
44:00Pedders.
44:02Dropper Bailey's.
44:03Sound of Music.
44:05What a combo.
44:06What a combo.
44:07Never seen it.
44:09Really?
44:09Yeah.
44:10What's it about?
44:11Hobnom.
44:11Actually, Rich T.
44:12Screw that.
44:13Yeah, Rich T.
44:13Classic.
44:14What I do know is it's Judy Andrews.
44:17Julie.
44:18And that.
44:19Julie Andrews.
44:20So Judy and Julie were in this.
44:22Rodgers and Hamsterers.
44:34This is my favourite film of all time, Nutty.
44:37Yes.
44:37You're very sentimental.
44:38I just have to think of it.
44:41Just have to think of it.
44:42It set you off, hasn't it, Mary?
44:44Yes.
44:44It reminds me of when people were nice.
44:48Steady.
44:49Steady, Nutty.
44:50Steady.
44:51What you have to do.
44:52Do you remember when the average person was really nice?
44:54But they're still nice, Mary.
44:56They're all watching video nasties now.
44:59They're not all watching.
45:00She gets taught ballet.
45:07Yeah, I think she does.
45:07Well, she should.
45:09She should.
45:12I've never seen this.
45:13That's insane.
45:14Oh.
45:16It's just joyous.
45:20Oh, spin.
45:23Spin, Julie.
45:24Could you not?
45:31I don't know that I can resist.
45:33Right.
45:34With songs they have sung.
45:36For a thousand years.
45:40My heart wants to sing every song.
45:44I hate musicals.
45:46It's so.
45:48Do you know there's your favourite thing?
45:50There's singing kids.
45:51Oh, God.
45:52OK, when that happens, I have to leave.
45:55With the sound of mew.
45:59I literally can't watch this without smiling.
46:01No.
46:01It's a very, very fun film.
46:03I think I might make all our children's clothes out of our curtains.
46:05Sing on small.
46:17All right, show off.
46:19They don't make films like this anymore.
46:21Thank God for that.
46:22Later, after Maria had met the Von Trapp kids.
46:26Lisa.
46:28Friedrich.
46:29Louisa.
46:31Pedro.
46:33Die.
46:35We found ourselves at a fancy party.
46:40He looks a bit like David Cameron.
46:41Ladies and gentlemen.
46:42Oh, the elegance and the days before junk food, everyone slim and exquisite.
46:50The children of Captain Von Trapp wish to say goodnight to you.
46:53Oh, how charming.
46:55Oh, I like this one.
46:56Oh, I know, too.
46:57This is where they come down the stairs, isn't it?
46:58Yeah, yeah.
46:59Huh?
46:59Oh, what is this surprise?
47:06Oh, great.
47:08Time for the children to perform.
47:10Does it turn out that the one in the middle is actually their mother?
47:13That would be the EastEnders version.
47:14There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall and the bells in the steeple, too.
47:23And up in the nursery, an absurd little bird is popping out to say cuckoo.
47:30Are you so moved?
47:31Poor kids.
47:32Cuckoo.
47:33Cuckoo.
47:34Cuckoo.
47:35You'll recognise this.
47:46Here we go.
47:46So long, farewell, avidus and goodbye.
47:50I hate to go and leave his pretty side.
47:58Each one goes.
48:02Oh, I see.
48:04Avidus saying adieu, adieu, adieu, adieu, adieu.
48:08To you and you and you.
48:09Okay, he knew that part.
48:10Yeah.
48:13Who are they saying goodbye to?
48:15Just the adults.
48:16This is the kind of shit you pull when you don't want to go to bed.
48:19Yeah.
48:19To get another ten minutes.
48:21Yeah.
48:22He's burst into song and dance.
48:25So long, farewell, avidus saying goodbye.
48:29Just go to sleep.
48:30And leave a sigh and say goodbye.
48:32Goodbye.
48:35Wow.
48:35You had a beautiful high note there.
48:38So long.
48:38So long.
48:39Goodbye.
48:40Avidus saying goodbye.
48:41I can't.
48:42I'm going to get a snack.
48:46This is the best bit though.
48:48Oh.
48:48The sun has gone.
48:54Scratching her arse up the stairs.
48:55Oh my God.
48:56Now the little one's singing.
48:58Yeah, but she's really cute.
48:59Yeah, that helps.
49:01Goodbye.
49:07Isn't that lovely?
49:08Oh, mercifully.
49:10Please tell me there's not more.
49:11Okay.
49:12No more kids, right?
49:13I'm glad Jimmy's not watched this, because you know what'll be coming next, don't you?
49:17Oh God, yeah.
49:18Full performance every night.
49:19Yeah.
49:21Up and down the stairs like a yo-yo.
49:22It's bad enough as it is.
49:24Giving it cuckoo.
49:25Cuckoo.
49:26Go to bed!
49:27In Devon, things are getting a little tense.
49:40Gogglebox, sponsored by Three.
49:45That was well good.
49:46Yeah, it was good.
49:48Should we watch another?
49:49Gogglebox for Stand Up to Cancer, sponsored by Scottish Power.
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