Two Star Decree

2 star review for a wildlife cruise with unreasonable expectations.

Transcript

00:00So here's to you, for your two-star decree

00:25The swamp smelled like swamp, what a travesty

00:31A pig had the nerve to smell dead and unkind

00:36And the croc just sat still, clearly failing to shine

00:42No dance, no big number, no song, no encore

00:48Just a croc, being a croc, what a boy

00:53So here's a tribute to you, for your two-star decree

01:00The boat moved too slow, the pig smelled decay

01:09And the croc, oh the croc, had the nerve just to sit

01:14Didn't dance, didn't sing, not a single trick

01:20No standing ovation, no jazz hands, no flair

01:27Just a croc being croc, not fair

01:31Now listen, we'll get it

01:34Sometimes there's no crocs to be seen

01:39That's a fair disappointment

01:43Honest and clean

01:46But smells from the swamp

01:49And a croc being still

01:51That's nature, my friend

01:54Not a failure of skill

01:57So take your review

01:59And you can keep it too

02:04The wild's not a theme park designed for you

02:09It's not sanitized, polite, or controlled

02:15It's slow, bold, smelly pigs and crocs

02:19Doing nothing

02:21Exactly as told

02:24You can keep it sport

02:28You should