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  • 2 days ago
2 star review for a wildlife cruise with unreasonable expectations.
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00:00So here's to you, for your two-star decree
00:25The swamp smelled like swamp, what a travesty
00:31A pig had the nerve to smell dead and unkind
00:36And the croc just sat still, clearly failing to shine
00:42No dance, no big number, no song, no encore
00:48Just a croc, being a croc, what a boy
00:53So here's a tribute to you, for your two-star decree
01:00The boat moved too slow, the pig smelled decay
01:09And the croc, oh the croc, had the nerve just to sit
01:14Didn't dance, didn't sing, not a single trick
01:20No standing ovation, no jazz hands, no flair
01:27Just a croc being croc, not fair
01:31Now listen, we'll get it
01:34Sometimes there's no crocs to be seen
01:39That's a fair disappointment
01:43Honest and clean
01:46But smells from the swamp
01:49And a croc being still
01:51That's nature, my friend
01:54Not a failure of skill
01:57So take your review
01:59And you can keep it too
02:04The wild's not a theme park designed for you
02:09It's not sanitized, polite, or controlled
02:15It's slow, bold, smelly pigs and crocs
02:19Doing nothing
02:21Exactly as told
02:24You can keep it sport
02:28You should
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