- 5 days ago
First broadcast 20th January 1982.
Terry gets his hand broken in a fight whilst collecting a debt so Arthur temporarily employs a new minder in Vernon, to help him guard a consignment of diamonds that he is shipping out.
Dennis Waterman - Terry
George Cole - Arthur
George Layton - Des
Julian Holloway - Matthews
Mike Reid - Vernon
Alan MacNaughtan - Merrick
Harry Landis - Lenny Bowman
Martin Fisk - Security Guard
Gareth Milne - Gerry
Richard Clay-Jones - Mick
Steve Emerson - Merrick's Heavy
Leslie Sarony - Old Man
Nicola Kimber - Carol
Debby Cumming - Julie
Terry Gurry - Bowman's Heavy
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Andrew Andreas - Cafe Owner
Marc Boyle - Merricks Heavy
Barry Summerford - Pub Patron
Reg Thomason - Pedestrian
Terry gets his hand broken in a fight whilst collecting a debt so Arthur temporarily employs a new minder in Vernon, to help him guard a consignment of diamonds that he is shipping out.
Dennis Waterman - Terry
George Cole - Arthur
George Layton - Des
Julian Holloway - Matthews
Mike Reid - Vernon
Alan MacNaughtan - Merrick
Harry Landis - Lenny Bowman
Martin Fisk - Security Guard
Gareth Milne - Gerry
Richard Clay-Jones - Mick
Steve Emerson - Merrick's Heavy
Leslie Sarony - Old Man
Nicola Kimber - Carol
Debby Cumming - Julie
Terry Gurry - Bowman's Heavy
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Andrew Andreas - Cafe Owner
Marc Boyle - Merricks Heavy
Barry Summerford - Pub Patron
Reg Thomason - Pedestrian
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00:00Is that definitely it?
00:20No question.
00:24I'm not kidding, Terry.
00:26The bloke was set to rip me off on the word go.
00:28You know, I never fancied this sort of job.
00:31Every time I've done it for Arthur,
00:33the punter turns out to be on the dole
00:35living in one room with about ten kids.
00:37Oh, yeah.
00:38Well, he shouldn't be spending 250 quid on his V-reg Granada.
00:41Didn't, did he?
00:43Exactly.
00:44Honest, that kind of debt could put me out of business.
00:47Yeah, well, I'm only going to have a polite word with him.
00:49I don't care how polite you are, just get me money.
00:51Hang about.
00:59Hey, Terry, that's not him.
01:01Can I have a quiet word, Pa?
01:03It's from Mr. Merrick.
01:05No, no, no. I'm from Dez.
01:07He wants to know when you're going to pay for that new gearbox.
01:10In fact, you can't just sit with somebody.
01:12He wants his money, and he wants it now.
01:23Oh, dear, oh, dear.
01:26Get the hell out of it!
01:28Get the stuff!
01:29Ugh!
01:34Anyways, he's not going to be alone.
01:57Excellent lunch.
02:08Very tasty.
02:09I must say, I thought it lowered the tone of the place,
02:12serving up that fried bread.
02:14Cruton.
02:16Oh, now you're talking.
02:17Top-notch, that.
02:20I was going to suggest that we finalise things
02:22over another brandy.
02:25Where were you thinking of?
02:27I mean, it's well after three.
02:29Well, we would go to my club, but it's being redecorated.
02:32Look, why don't we go to yours?
02:33I believe you mentioned it earlier.
02:36Ah.
02:38Yes.
02:38Well...
02:40Where do you go?
02:41Uh, the Winchester Club, please.
02:44Where?
02:45What?
02:48All right here, Miss Rappies?
02:49Yes, fine.
02:50I'll just order the drinks.
02:52Good.
02:52Oh, fine.
02:54Two large brandies, please.
02:56And Dave.
02:57Better make it the good stuff.
02:58Will this be a cash transaction, Arthur?
03:01No, I'm the slate, Dave.
03:02And Dave?
03:03Do us a favour.
03:04It depends, Arthur.
03:05Make it Mr. Daly, will you?
03:07Mr. Daly?
03:08Just for the day.
03:09Sure.
03:10Oh, and bring him over, would you?
03:12It will be a service job.
03:15It's a bit, uh...
03:16A bit bohemian, but the members like it.
03:18Yes, it's the sort of place I imagine small-time criminals drinking in.
03:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:23Your, uh...
03:24Brandies, Mr. Daly?
03:25Thank you, David.
03:26You'll forgive me for not pulling the fall off, Mr. Daly, but the doctor has told me to leave it out on account of going blind.
03:32Well, it's a bit of a character.
03:34In the past three months, two diamond merchants have been robbed in broad daylight.
03:40Now, on both occasions, they were carrying gems worth over £20,000.
03:44And on both occasions, they were travelling distances of not more than a couple of hundred yards.
03:49They were unaccompanied.
03:50Leaving themselves wide open, weren't they?
03:52On the other hand, one doesn't want to walk around the garden with a couple of uniformed security guards.
03:56Oh, no, no, of course one doesn't.
03:58Dealing in precious gems is a delicate and complex business, Daly.
04:05Large sums of money-changing hands, sharp fluctuations in the market, heavy gains, heavy losses.
04:11Discretion is essential.
04:13Large sums of money-changing hands, heavy gains.
04:17Rest assured, Mr. Matthews, you and I speak the same language.
04:21And I can supply you with just the help you need.
04:24Good.
04:24There's a phone message, Mr. Daly.
04:28A certain Desmond calling on behalf of Mr. Terence McCann
04:31to inform you that Mr. Terence McCann has landed himself right in him.
04:35David, you must stop pulling my leg.
04:37I'll have to report you to the committee.
04:39I am the committee.
04:41Helping him! Helping him! That's what really hurts.
04:44Oh, cheers, Arthur.
04:46Arthur, there's his skin, right?
04:48Now, this bloke owes him money for work he did on the motor.
04:54And don't talk to me about hurting.
04:56This fellow was a real wimp.
04:58You know, one look at Terry would have paid up.
05:00Oh, yeah? What happened?
05:02Now, now, don't tell me.
05:02He'd taken a crash course in karate since the last time you saw him.
05:05He was a different fellow.
05:07Look, I chanced on the motor a couple of seats from my gaff, right?
05:10So I go and tell Terry, and we go around and wait for the fellow to turn up.
05:14And when he does, it's not him.
05:16And where were you during this fracass?
05:18I did my best.
05:19Yeah, snug and cosy in the van, I bet.
05:21He's been taking notes from you, hasn't he?
05:23Oh, I know about his lot.
05:24They have to buy jocks to score their goals for him.
05:27I don't like football, as it happens.
05:29Well, you're still a bloody hooligan.
05:30Look, keep your choking, Arthur.
05:32It's not that serious.
05:33It's just a fracture of a small bone there.
05:36I'll be back to normal soon.
05:37Oh, yeah?
05:38And what am I supposed to do in the meantime?
05:40I mean, you are my...
05:42Meal ticket?
05:43Employee.
05:44Get out.
05:45Look, I've been knocking myself out for the past two days
05:47to get you in with that diamond merchant.
05:50Look, couldn't the doctor take it off just for one day?
05:52How far up does he go?
05:53Matt, get off! Get off!
05:56Well, I assume you'll be fit enough for your two hours at the booze at night.
05:59Oh, do leave me alone. I'm not a well person.
06:02Oh, God.
06:02Well, get yourself halfway human for tomorrow morning.
06:05Oh, Arthur.
06:06What?
06:07I was just wondering, you know that gasket I put in a couple of months back?
06:11Could you see your way to, er...
06:13What?
06:15Oh, nothing.
06:16Just a thought, that's all.
06:18And so it shall remain, Desmond, my son.
06:20So it shall remain.
06:24Oi, Des.
06:26Are you certain you didn't know that geezer?
06:28Or his mates?
06:30I swear to God, Terry, that wasn't the punter I put the new gearbox in for.
06:33Oh, yeah, he must have sold the motor, the rotten slag.
06:38I'll just drive round the block, he says.
06:39Yeah, see how it feels.
06:41Ten minutes later, I'm still waiting there like a right nelly.
06:45Mind you, if I'd known you were walking into that rook, I'd have never have asked you.
06:49I mean, I'm sorry, Terry.
06:51I really am.
06:51Well, if there's anything I can do for you...
06:55Well, there is, as it happens.
06:57What?
06:58You can buy me a beer.
07:01Terry, don't be silly, you're not a well person.
07:03That's medicinal, innit?
07:05No.
07:06Trouble is, I've still got this problem.
07:08What problem?
07:09Well, that 250 was my last chance.
07:11I might have to shut up shop.
07:12It's as bad as that.
07:13Right, Lisa, Lisa, make sure you finish my motor first, all right?
07:16Thank you for your sympathy.
07:17Hello.
07:20That's nice of it.
07:21Hey, you won't mind bunging me a bit in advance with you?
07:25No, it's a favour, innit?
07:27Well, anyway, I'm skinned, I'm sorry, mate.
07:28Hello, Patel, you want to sit down?
07:29No, I'm not like that.
07:30I'll thank you all to a man in your condition.
07:32I've been talking about a man in my condition.
07:34I'm pregnant, you know.
07:34Get out of here.
07:37The point is, Terry, you'll be on wages tomorrow, you know, without diamonds, though.
07:42Desmond, you've got to bear in mind that Arthur knows nothing about the Trace Description
07:46Act, right?
07:46What?
07:47Well, if he says we're taking Fleet Street by storm, I know that I'll be minding the local
07:51newsagents for the next couple of days.
07:53So we'll see about diamonds and wages and all that tomorrow, right?
07:57Get off!
07:58All right, be like that.
08:00No, I'm sorry, it's me, all right, that's all right.
08:02How do you do that thing?
08:03These two silly sods got themselves into a fight with some young fellas.
08:08Is that funny?
08:09It wasn't so much a fight as a...
08:11Oh, it was a bleeding ambush, wasn't it?
08:12Yeah, an ambush.
08:12Terry's in the pan got ambushed by a young fellow.
08:15Where can we find him, Terry?
08:16They weren't that young.
08:17Yeah, we're moving in the wrong age group, Carol.
08:20Yeah, let's leave the poor old devils in the peace.
08:22They probably want a nice, quiet game of dominoes.
08:25Hey, Carol, you can shuffle my dominoes any time you like.
08:29It's not a bad idea, that.
08:31Do you fancy it?
08:32Well, a game of dominoes.
08:35Eh?
08:35Oh, do you prefer a crib?
08:37Hey, how about a game of dance?
08:40Desmond?
08:41Who was it that said the only way to eat well in England was to have breakfast three times a day?
08:45I've no idea.
08:46With his odds on, it was the last thing he ever said.
08:48Where are we meeting this man of yours?
08:49Oh, his favourite bistro.
08:51He generally indulges in a little coffee and crusts about this time.
08:54Oh, you've got a ticket.
08:59I can say, I'm a tin of a large tea without, please, George.
09:08You're Arthur Daly's minder, aren't you?
09:11That's right.
09:12Good night.
09:14I heard a couple of youngsters caught you on the hop.
09:17That'd be how you got that arm, I suppose.
09:20No.
09:21Have this arm on me life.
09:24Speak of the devil.
09:29Hey, leave that.
09:31Terry, come on.
09:36That's right.
09:37Best not keep him waiting.
09:39Terry, this is Mr. Matthews, I was telling you about.
09:59Nice to meet you.
10:00Do you mind explaining that?
10:02What?
10:04Oh, no, no, no, no, no, slight mishap.
10:06Nothing serious.
10:07100% otherwise, eh, Terry?
10:08Yeah, I'll get a plaster off in a week.
10:11Older hands.
10:12There's obviously been a misunderstanding.
10:14I thought I'd impressed upon you, Daly, the seriousness of this job.
10:17We're talking about moving diamonds worth tens of thousands of pounds.
10:21We're talking about safeguarding them against experienced violent criminals.
10:24And you bring me a man with a broken arm?
10:26Um, Mr. Matthews, please.
10:28It's not good enough, Daly.
10:29Just leave us for a minute, Terry, will you?
10:31Look, Mr. Matthews, I quite understand your reaction.
10:34Ow!
10:35Mr. Matthews, I quite understand your reaction.
10:51In fact, it is exactly what I expected.
10:54But you see, it's his pride.
11:05Bacon sandwich and a tea without, please, George.
11:09I mean, I try to tell him, but coming from you, he might take notice.
11:12Now, meanwhile, Mr. Matthews, rest assured,
11:15I will have 100% operative with you first thing tomorrow morning.
11:18With all limbs intact.
11:20Without a blemish, Mr. Matthews, without a blemish.
11:22Stand on me.
11:35Well, you blew that, didn't you?
11:42God, look at the state of this place.
11:45You always were a bit of a beatnik at heart, weren't you?
11:48God.
11:51Your mate didn't seem too happy, did he?
11:53Well, I'm afraid you, or rather we, lost ourselves a nice little earner there.
11:58The wages from that job would have spoiled the cut of your soup, that's for sure.
12:01Yeah, we're all back to normal next week.
12:02Hmm, well, I think we'd have to consider you off sick from now on, Terry.
12:06With sick pay?
12:07What?
12:09Sick pay?
12:10That's not what you call sick, is it?
12:11That's more you're self-inflicted.
12:12Self-inflicted?
12:13You can't expect money for that, my son.
12:15I must go, I've got to see Lenny Bowman.
12:17What do you see him Bowman for?
12:19No, just keep it in the swim, Terry, just keep it in the swim.
12:21I believe he's opening a string of discount massage parlours.
12:24Discount?
12:25Ha!
12:25No, and him is probably self-service.
12:26There, that'll be enough of that.
12:27Oh.
12:29Next.
12:32Take your seat over there, look.
12:36Can I tell Lenny off a daly's end, will you?
12:39I gave him a ring earlier.
12:40Oh, take your seat over, Mr. Daly.
12:41Done.
12:50Always had very good taste in Lenny.
12:53Very impressive, I must say.
12:54I'll get one of my bad days with my back.
12:58I'll be very tempted to get one of you young ladies to come and sort it out for me.
13:02This way, Mr. Daly.
13:04Oh, yes, I...
13:06Arthur, house tricks.
13:12Oh, not so bad, Lenny, not so bad.
13:14Nice bunch of girls.
13:15What are you doing, staffing your massage parlours?
13:17What?
13:18Oh, no, no, no, I need a new ticker.
13:20Accountant?
13:21Always employ women these days, me old son.
13:23They work harder and they don't booze it up.
13:26You any good at this?
13:27Nah.
13:28My turn with a black car, Vern.
13:32Now then, Arthur, how can I help?
13:35Well, thing is, Lenny, my boy Terry's got himself in a bit of a scrape.
13:39He's what you might call horse to combat at the moment.
13:41Just when I need a bit of impressive muscle.
13:43And, er, everybody knows you've got a lot of good boys, Lenny.
13:46Get it back on the track, Vern, get it back on.
13:48So, you fancy borrowing one of my boys?
13:52Yeah.
13:52No problem, Arthur.
13:54Yeah, tell you what, you could have Vern in here for a couple of days,
13:56you could do with an outing.
13:57For crying out loud, when are you going to get the anger, this Vern?
14:00I'm sorry, Mr. P.
14:02Shall we say, er, pony a day, Arthur, eh?
14:05We'll settle up after.
14:07Er, yeah, all right.
14:08Very grateful, Lenny.
14:09Not for getting expenses, me old son.
14:11My boy does like his grub, so keep him well fed.
14:14Oh, and Vern does all the driving.
14:16He can't stand being a passenger.
14:21I better shoot, I suppose.
14:23Have another with me, Terry.
14:24No, I've got to sort out my motor with Des.
14:26Well, go on, and have one for the road.
14:28No, I'm all right, thanks.
14:30Yeah, Terry, if you're ever a bit on the brassic side,
14:33your credit's good down here, you know?
14:36Oh.
14:37Cheers, Dave, but I don't want to start running up slates.
14:40I just want you to know, that's all.
14:41Um, is there anything else you want me to know?
14:49You'll laugh.
14:50It's dead comical, really, but...
14:52I heard Arthur is going around with one of Lenny Bowman's boys.
14:55Eh?
14:57I thought it would have mused you.
14:59Well, no, Arthur had a meeting with Bowman.
15:00Now, somebody probably just clocked him.
15:02He's got one of Bowman's boys crafting for him.
15:06Arthur?
15:06One of Bowman's kids?
15:08Leave it out.
15:09It's probably only more than Arthur he's already.
15:12I thought he would make you chuckle.
15:13I think that's the only one that's going on.
15:15It looks like he's already gonna be like that.
15:15No, he just goes on.
15:16He's going on.
15:17No, no, he's going on.
15:17He's going on.
15:18No, no, no, no.
15:19He's going on.
15:19No, I'm not.
15:21No, no, no.
15:21No, no, no.
15:24He's going on.
15:25we meet here in three minutes to 11. I've already walked the route it should take
15:54no longer than seven minutes never make appointments on the hour very professional that we'll be here
16:00on the dot your presence won't be required daily less people involved the better no fine fine well
16:06how about spot lunch good idea very kind of you daily may I make a suggestion mr. D what something
16:13wrong with the arrangements word oh no no no it's about lunch there's this new track up west that
16:19I'm dying to try they do this dill mayonnaise with Dublin bay prawns and a pal of mine says you can
16:26get Dom Perignon 73 for 18 quid a fro 18 quid excellent idea Vernon we can't afford to pass up a bargain
16:35like that can we daily no you're joking oh it's true he's got this geezer Vernon working for him
16:44well it'll be just for the job with the jeweler fella that's all all I'm saying is he could have
16:49told me people are winding me up down the boozer now what Julian Carroll pinky and Perky now you mean
16:56silly yeah and then there's Dave trying to dole out a bit of charity without me twigging yeah he's a good
17:01mate is Dave I mean the old man who knows except me well well well I never knew they did that
17:08what fuel pump I know what it is what's it doing in your hand oh Terry you got some problems here
17:15I'll have to pop down to the parts dealer I'll leave it out no I'll need a few hours on this
17:21hey tell you what I'll have it ready first thing yeah I know god dear if my life gets any worse
17:27I'm gonna have to ask you to stop helping me well I must say daily that was an awfully good lunch
17:34I'll see you later oh look you got another ticket
17:36that's uh Madeira sulks with a puppyette de vu that was a bit keen but that's 73
18:02that was sad nothing I've seen at all that a bit of a sickener I thought that oh dear I am sorry
18:09must have been very hard forcing down two bottles of the stuff oh for God's sake phone there's no rush
18:17I bung a bit more air and in back tires when I get a chance Mr. D I can't seem to get this back in to
18:24drift anyway what's on the cards tonight coming back up west are we tonight no no no tonight
18:32I usually go to bed early with a glass of water and a dry biscuit especially if early indoors finds
18:37about what I spent on lunch
18:38oh hello what's this clean up campaign just collecting a few of my personal possessions sorry about your motor
18:59hey you'll have to phone up some poncy garage and get them to fix it oh do you mean you haven't done it yet that's right because I can't get credit so I can't get passed so I can't get paid so I can't get credit do you know about cash flow yeah I know about cash flow cash flows to Arthur and then trickles back to me yeah well I haven't even got cash to trickle it's dead serious Terry yeah I could go out and liberate some nice W reg
19:04no problem but I've knocked all that on the head
19:31I'm gonna end up on wages you try going straight what happens you end up in
19:44someone else's inspection pit for national insurance pay as you learn or
19:50something didn't I was that serious mate an embarrassment that's what it is an
19:55embarrassment refuse credit on a few rotten gaskets but listen I'll tell you
20:02what we go back to that geezer with a granada right we find out where he bought
20:08it then we go and find that punter and get your 250 back come on it's got to be
20:14worth a try in it then maybe I'll get my capri back at last
20:19oh that's no good Terry come on let's sling on the rook no let's give it another
20:2610 minutes well maybe he lives around here and he was going to work in night
20:31shift he's been out of the bleeding now lives around here I do actually
20:38think about what's that hey that's him innit yeah that's him go on have a word
20:44what no hold on let's let let him get away from the car first
21:14I lost him but I think he works at a gaff called Portnum Mackings do you know it yeah it's a big
21:36factory they met pharmaceuticals you didn't speak to him then no I didn't bother looking for him you
21:40know might have caused him bother I'll pop back again later when he's finished
21:44work in the meantime let's find Arthur see if it can sub us get that capri back on
21:48the road Arthur means they're that desperate son
22:10one final precaution you carry this anything you say mister
22:20right let's go
22:40131
22:5432 yeah we're nearly there yeah isn't that Arthur yeah there he is come on move it
23:04there he is
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23:52I wanna work with you
23:53Shut up. I want to watch this.
23:57Nice. Very nice.
23:59That is the real McCoy you're watching there, my son.
24:03Keep your head down. I'm not supposed to be here.
24:05Cut for that. Neither are you.
24:08How the hell did you find me?
24:10I asked Dave, didn't I?
24:11He gave me Matthew's address. He told me you were moving some diamonds.
24:14I'm not to tell anyone because security was essential.
24:17I don't like it, Terry. I don't like it being chased up in the middle of a big job.
24:21I'm sorry about that, but I need to talk to you urgently.
24:23I'm sorry. I'm tied up.
24:25Sorry? Listen, you. I need help, right?
24:28Now, do I get it or do I go back to that jewellers
24:30and tell Matthews all about your security arrangements?
24:34Now, Terence, come on. Let's go and have a kitchen.
24:41Everybody out, please.
24:51I promise I won't hit you over the head and run away with it.
25:11Please don't try and persuade me it's inferior stuff.
25:13I happen to know otherwise.
25:28There's a stone paper on the bench there.
25:33Open it. Carefully.
25:35You could have any one of those diamonds for it.
25:44Go on. Choose one.
25:47You might make a profit.
25:49They're all rubbish.
25:52So you do know about diamonds.
25:57How on earth did you come by this?
25:59I don't understand.
26:01Oh, come off it, Matthews. You're no heroin dealer.
26:04Where did this stuff come from?
26:06I was importing diamonds.
26:07I had someone walk them through customs.
26:09A mule?
26:11My employee started to work for somebody else.
26:13The routes were convenient, you see.
26:15One day I happened to catch her with a half a kilo of heroin taped round her waist.
26:20Quite a windfall.
26:21Do you want the stuff or not?
26:25Oh, I want it all right.
26:27Right.
26:28I'll bring the money to my office this time tomorrow morning.
26:31No offices.
26:32No hotel rooms.
26:34We do all this in the open.
26:36Where we can all see who's who and what's what.
26:39Now look here.
26:40Please, Matthews.
26:42You have no choice.
26:44Either we follow my methods or we drop the whole matter.
26:46And don't forget, the kind of people who lose half a kilo of heroin always find out who's got it in the end.
26:55So the sooner you get your money and disappear, the better.
27:00Agreed?
27:02Yes, agreed.
27:03I don't see those big Fond Street Wheeler dealers coming to a place like this.
27:07All right, that'll do it.
27:08Before you start, perhaps you might notify the staff as to today's correct mode of address.
27:13Mr. Arthur, Mr. Daly, or perhaps there's been a surprise announcement here in the birthday honours list.
27:18Leave it out, Dave. Large vodka slimline and a brace of lagers for these two.
27:22What's all that about?
27:24Oh, Davia has just discovered satire.
27:27Now listen, you. Two things, right?
27:29First, why didn't you tell me you were using this Vernon geezer?
27:33Oh, him.
27:35Yes, him.
27:36Now, what am I supposed to think when you go around on the sly employing other people, eh?
27:41Now, if I ought to be down the job centre, browsing, then you ought to tell me.
27:45Terry, you've got a broken body.
27:47Broken?
27:48I swear to you, it was just a one-off. I didn't think it was worth mentioning.
27:52Anyway, he's eating me out of Alison home.
27:54The way he puts stuff away, there must be something iffy with his insides.
27:57Well, let's leave that for the time being.
27:59The second thing, Arthur, is money.
28:00How dare you talk like that? It's hard times for all of us.
28:03That'll be 150, Arthur.
28:05Put it on the slate, Dave.
28:07Nevertheless, the second thing is money.
28:10What for?
28:12Pour down the financial black hole known as Desmond's Motor Repairs?
28:14Certainly not.
28:16I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.
28:18You can call it an advance on my next wages, right?
28:22Now, if you're not prepared to advance me any wages, I've got to assume that you're not going to get me any employment from now on.
28:30In which case, I'm going to go out and find someone else, right?
28:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:3620.
28:38No, no, no, no, no.
28:4050.
28:4150?
28:4250 now.
28:4350.
28:4450.
28:4550.
28:4650.
28:4850.
28:5050.
28:5150.
28:5250.
28:53Oh, that's very nice.
28:55As a matter of fact, I've just had a cup of tea up west
28:57and it has given my palate a right portion of GBH.
29:01Your face behind the bar.
29:03He couldn't do me a nice polyfume on ice, could he?
29:06Well, that sounds nice. I'll have a pint of that.
29:08No, you won't. Come on.
29:09I'm in my car.
29:11Take care, Terrence.
29:14You worry about yourself, Vernon.
29:19He's Dutchie.
29:23You're welcome.
29:49I'm not burning a bleeding lot of oil.
30:01No, no, you're all right.
30:02Just don't do any long journeys.
30:05How long's the long journey?
30:06Say over five miles.
30:08You're wonderful.
30:09You're all right.
30:12I didn't mention it before, Daley,
30:14but this morning's little effort
30:15was something in the nature of a dry run.
30:18I'm sorry, Mr. Matthews.
30:20I didn't quite catch that.
30:21A rehearsal, Daley.
30:23The serious business takes place tomorrow morning.
30:26I shall need to see you this evening.
30:28At your office?
30:29Half eight?
30:30Right.
30:33Put the corks back in that lot
30:34and bung him a nice warm lager.
30:35Shh.
30:59Excuse me, pal.
31:00Now, hold on, hold on.
31:00I just want to ask you a question about the motor, all right?
31:03Then I'll be out of your life forever.
31:04Where'd you buy it?
31:05Sutton's on the Arrow Road.
31:07Terrific.
31:08Now, piss off before I start remembering your mates.
31:34Let's dismiss.
31:37underestimated IRYAN
31:41and HUNTER
31:42either
31:42or
31:43or
31:44or
31:44or
31:45or
31:45or
31:47or
31:49or
31:50or
31:50or
31:51or
31:52or
31:52if I had to getлиш setting,
31:53we can.
31:54I forgot about it.
31:56I forgot this part.
31:57What are you talking about?
31:58I just want to get a question about companies.
32:00That ain't filler, Sam.
32:30Roadhog?
32:43Roadhog?
32:47Come on, darling.
33:17Desmond?
33:47Here's to tomorrow.
34:05Cheers.
34:06Vernon?
34:07Oh, back in the night.
34:09We rendezvous here as before?
34:12No, no, no.
34:13This transaction is being completed well away from here.
34:16Oh, where's that then?
34:18In the country.
34:19Very nice, Mr. Rem.
34:21It's Essex, in fact.
34:23I hand over the merchandise at half past five in the morning.
34:27Half five?
34:29Now, what sort of deal is this?
34:32One that requires privacy.
34:34Just a minute, Matthews.
34:35This is getting out of order.
34:36I'm full of sympathy for someone who deals in cash
34:38and has his books kept by a ghostwriter.
34:40But selling diamonds in some field at dawn?
34:43That's got to be as bent as a nine-bog note,
34:45or I don't wish to be associated.
34:47You have no choice, Daley.
34:48Oh, yes, I have.
34:49No offence, but I'm going to take an early bath on this one.
34:52Come on, Vernon.
34:53Come on, Vernon.
34:54I know where I can buy you a provocative little cod and chips.
34:58I'm sorry, Mr. D.
35:00Is Vernon getting his wages directly from me now?
35:03It's nothing personal.
35:06It's business, you know.
35:08All right.
35:09Well, come.
35:10Tell me where the meat is, and on my word, I'll be there at half five.
35:13You must think I'm an idiot, Daley.
35:15Do you think I didn't notice McCann hanging around yesterday?
35:18I haven't made up my mind yet whether you're trying to set me up
35:20or whether you're just plain stupid.
35:22But either way, I'm not letting you out of my sight
35:24until the deal has been done.
35:26That's why we leave for Essex in ten minutes.
35:28No phone calls, no messages.
35:30There's a hotel near the meeting place.
35:32We stay there overnight.
35:33Overnight?
35:34For God's sake, Daley,
35:35you don't think I'm paying you all this money for doing nothing?
35:37No, it's not that.
35:39It's her indoors.
35:41If I stay out all night again this week, I'm a dead man.
35:44Come on in while stocks are available.
35:46PHONE RINGS
35:48PHONE RINGS
35:49PHONE RINGS
35:50PHONE RINGS
35:51Hello?
35:52Yes.
35:53Oh, hello, Terry.
35:54How's the motor?
35:55Died a bleeding death, didn't it?
35:57Now, listen, listen.
35:59I'm in a boozer called the Duke's Head.
36:00Do you know it?
36:01Yes.
36:02That's the one.
36:03Right by the river, yeah.
36:04Oh, it's all right if it's still.
36:05The thing is, I run into the two chances I had to rut with.
36:10So I'm stuck here with no car.
36:12I'm dying for a Jimmy, but I didn't go in case they move on.
36:15So what I want you to do...
36:21Terry?
36:22Terry, are you there?
36:24Oh, sorry about that, mate.
36:26I've just seen another familiar face.
36:29Look, get the truck and get round here as sharp as you can, right?
36:33It just wasn't there.
36:34Honestly, Mr Merrick, I don't think he made the drop.
36:39I hope it has never entered your heads to try and rip me off.
36:43No way would we do that, Mr Merrick.
36:46Very well.
36:48Go and check whether he made the drop.
36:52I trust him.
36:54Whatever he says will satisfy me.
37:00Bloody country.
37:01It's always dark at night.
37:02I mention but one of its many drawbacks.
37:04I understand this particular hotel.
37:07Gets a mention of Michelin Guide.
37:09Oh, yeah.
37:10Do a nifty tire change, do they?
37:12I'll tell you one thing.
37:14I hope they've got an intensive care unit.
37:16That's what we're gonna need if Fern goes on driving like this.
37:18I do.
37:19We should stop moaning, Daley.
37:20What annoys me is I'm stopping out all night and I'm not even having a good time.
37:24I see.
37:26I know.
37:27You know why?
37:28I'm not even with them.
37:29I'm good at it as her.
37:30I'm good at it.
37:31I got to go.
37:32Yeah.
37:33You haven't done it yet.
37:34I'm done it.
37:35You haven't done it.
37:36I've done it.
37:37You haven't done it.
37:38You haven't done it?
37:39Good day.
37:40All right, well, we're just going to talk about it.
37:42it's open anybody around here got a blue Cortina V registration yeah why uh I
37:54think I saw a fella just trying to break into it
38:12the drop was made Michael now go and fetch your friend bring him back here so we can sort this out
38:18wait I think your mate chasing around that corner
38:37Mick not coming what are you doing with my car don't you remember me
38:48you danced on my hand bad time to bother me with that rubbish no don't get aerated I've got something
38:56you need listen you're gonna have a go son you better be convincing I've played with the grown-ups
39:18yeah yeah you gotta let me have the stuff you scratch my back and I'll resist the temptation to jump on
39:39yes ah so let's talk hey now what's your governor doing with this Matthews bloke yeah get
39:46you know Matthews it's a posh geezer he drives a Range Rover drugs is it I don't know maybe
39:58no you'll have to do better than that son if you want your gear back
40:01yeah yes it's drugs people converge from miles around to delight in a salmon on crew in pastry crust
40:11as light as a feather and supple herb cream sauce in fact people do so much converging they're usually
40:17fully booked down to the last damn sarnie how was I to know there was an agricultural fair on still we
40:22got to the meet nice and early five hours early I tell you anyone asked me about investing in diamonds
40:30they'll get a very short answer the proprietor suggest hazelnut and bramble meringue get you shut up oh sorry
40:38mr. m I got me in he's left no messages her indoors been on a blower free times already listen if he does
40:47get in touch tell it to phone me immediately it's urgent right got it come on it's serious Dave I've
41:01got to see a man about a dog you want me to go with him mr. m that's very kind of you Vernon but I am
41:07one of those people who can't do it while he's being watched the main roads a long way off daily and even
41:12if you find it you'll be too late you think I'm gonna do a captain oats I'm coming back to this nice
41:16warm car even if I do have to share it with you too bad cheek
41:35please don't let it be vandalized
41:46hello Dave
42:05it's Arthur yeah yeah Terry said what no I can't hear Dave I can't hear listen it's her indoors
42:14oh my god she hasn't well I can't face it myself I'll make something up for crying out loud
42:23what all right
42:26yeah
42:36yeah Dave yeah
42:39where are you
42:51yeah all right mate yeah thanks a lot yeah I'll see you soon yeah cheers ta-da he's only somewhere in Essex isn't he
43:02yeah
43:14yeah
43:20yeah
43:21yeah
43:25Ah!
43:27Oh, God!
43:29Good morning, Cinderella.
43:31Good morning.
43:33Gold!
43:35Oh!
43:37Oh, God!
43:39Oh, God!
43:41Oh, God!
43:43Good morning, Cinderella.
43:45Good morning.
43:47Gold!
43:49Oh!
43:51Oh!
43:53Oh!
44:03This is dead familiar.
44:05I think we've been here before.
44:07We have.
44:09Ten minutes ago, only from the other direction.
44:23Here come your punters, Matthews.
44:43How many have you?
44:45We'll meet in the middle, all right?
44:47Where's Merrick?
44:49In the car!
44:51Oh, he knows what he's doing.
44:53Look at that bloody mud.
44:55You just start walking.
44:57What a way to buy your jewellery, eh?
44:59I'll bet Cartiers don't work like this.
45:01Put the briefcase on the ground.
45:03I want to see the money.
45:05Put the briefcase on the ground, then you can see the money.
45:07Put the briefcase on the ground, then you can see the money.
45:09Oh, my God.
45:11Oh, my God.
45:13What a way to buy your jewellery, eh?
45:15I'll bet Cartiers don't work like this.
45:17Put the briefcase on the ground.
45:19I want to see the money.
45:21Put the briefcase on the ground, then you can see the money.
45:23Oh, my God.
45:43Now turn around and start walking.
45:45Nick!
45:46I'll do your kneecap, son, if you don't shut it.
45:48Come on.
45:49Yeah, best do as he says. Come on.
45:53Stop there!
46:03Stop there!
46:23Oh!
46:25Oh!
46:31Oh!
46:33Fuck!
46:35Fuck!
46:36Sure thing!
46:37Get out of the place of mine!
47:07Get out of the place of mine!
47:34Get out of the place!
48:04Get out of the place of mine!
48:11Get out of the place of mine!
48:16Well done, my son!
48:17I'll ask you for them!
48:19Over here!
48:21Get in there!
48:23No!
48:24Not in there!
48:25Hey, son!
48:27Ah!
48:28That's nice and comfy, eh?
48:29Madam!
48:38Turn it up!
48:40Let me down!
48:42Don't leave me alone with these men!
48:44I beg of you!
48:46Burn them!
48:48I'll pay you even more money!
48:50Hey!
48:51Anything you want!
48:55Please don't leave me with these men!
48:57Hey!
48:58What about the diamonds?
48:59Diamonds, you didlo!
49:01It's heroin, innit?
49:02It's what?
49:03Yeah, that would really ruin the cut of your suit, wouldn't it?
49:06Oh, my God!
49:07Let's get out of here!
49:08Let's!
49:09Right!
49:10Hang them out, fellas!
49:12I've got a telephone to the AA!
49:19Oi!
49:20Don't tell me!
49:22This is one of those grotty little calves to actually serve fantastic food.
49:28And Richard Burton comes here at dawn for egg and chips, right?
49:32All in one, Vern.
49:33The geezer said he could only manage 110, so I said we'd leave it at that.
49:37Well, in that case, I can only bung you a tenner. Sorry.
49:41Well, where have I heard that before?
49:52What you lot have in, innit?
49:53He only makes one of those a day, does George.
49:56What's these little black bits on the ears here?
49:59Troubles.
50:00No, nothing nasty like that, Vern.
50:02Let's burn the fat.
50:03Come on, Vern.
50:05Back at her neck!
50:06You don't mind if we move to another table, do you guys?
50:10Yeah.
50:11Yeah.
50:12Bon appetit!
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