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00:00:28In all cultures, at all times throughout the world, the black arts of magic have been practised.
00:00:50Voodoo, exorcism, vampirism have been known through history.
00:00:55But the arts of Maoshan, magic of the ancient Orient, combine the most dreadful of all of these.
00:01:02The renegade priests who practice the Maoshan are feared and hated for their unholy craft.
00:01:17Arise!
00:01:23Arise!
00:01:25Arise!
00:01:30Arise!
00:01:33Arise!
00:01:45Arise!
00:01:46Come on!
00:01:59I told you I could do it, master!
00:02:01Help me!
00:02:02Help me!
00:02:03Help me!
00:02:04Get back!
00:02:05Get back!
00:02:06Get back!
00:02:07Get back!
00:02:08You...
00:02:10You fool!
00:02:11You trying to kill me?
00:02:12You incompetent fool you!
00:02:14I ought to ring your neck!
00:02:16I ought to ring your pen!
00:02:27I didn't mean it!
00:02:29I didn't mean it!
00:02:31I didn't mean it!
00:02:33I didn't mean it!
00:02:35I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it.
00:02:45I hope those are lively enough for you. What do you say?
00:02:48Master, they're perfect. They're just what we need for the dirty work.
00:02:52Part of our great plan.
00:02:54Yeah, and we do the rest.
00:03:05These will fix him.
00:03:07Lo Yee. Yes?
00:03:09Deep enough? Sure.
00:03:11Come on then.
00:03:16Perfect. What now then?
00:03:18Cover it up with sticks and grass so it can't be seen.
00:03:21You two go to town, find Prang and bring him in here.
00:03:24Then we can spring our trap.
00:03:26When those zombies jump on him and push him into that covered pit,
00:03:29the knives will do their rest.
00:03:32You smart.
00:03:34Are you using my magic for murder?
00:03:35Sure.
00:03:36It depends on you.
00:03:37Oh.
00:03:38You'll do just what you're told to do.
00:03:41I know what kind of man you are.
00:03:43You want to keep on experimenting, don't you?
00:03:46You can do it with us.
00:03:48You want to make money, don't you?
00:03:53This man is dangerous.
00:03:54A deadly fighter.
00:03:56I'm generous.
00:03:58Those who serve me...
00:04:00You can flee.
00:04:01Get all I, you.
00:04:02It's your turn.
00:04:03I am so sorry.
00:04:04You are driving me.
00:04:05I am sorry.
00:04:06You are driving me.
00:04:07I am so sorry.
00:04:09It must be there.
00:04:10The bomb guy is here.
00:04:11I am sorry.
00:04:13Oh!
00:04:14Oh!
00:04:15Oh!
00:04:16That was a snap.
00:04:39Lazy dog, great expense I hired these four men to train with you and all you do is rest.
00:04:46Father, I need to rest.
00:04:48You'll never develop if you keep resting in your training.
00:04:51Your enemies won't stop in battle.
00:04:53This is for the long fight, may come before you know it.
00:04:56Understand?
00:04:57Yes, master.
00:05:00Hey, come on.
00:05:05Father, I've been working very hard.
00:05:08I've had no time off.
00:05:09I think I deserve a night out.
00:05:11What for?
00:05:12Who doesn't need time off?
00:05:14Meditations, time off.
00:05:16I'm young.
00:05:17I need to meet others.
00:05:19There'll be time for fun when you're older.
00:05:23Now you work.
00:05:25Father, you'll force me to go without your permission?
00:05:28What's that?
00:05:29You heard what I said.
00:05:30I fight like a man, I live like one.
00:05:33You think you're a man, then prove it!
00:05:38It's not too late.
00:05:40I want to be out!
00:05:41I need to go with the shot and see the weapon so you can't.
00:05:43I have no way.
00:05:44Do not.
00:05:45Please stand by.
00:05:46I have no way.
00:05:47I have no way.
00:05:48How did I do that?
00:05:49I have no way.
00:05:50I have no way.
00:05:51You can't fire all the wood.
00:05:53I am the way.
00:05:55You can't fire all the wood.
00:05:57You can't fire all the wood.
00:05:59You can't fire all the wood.
00:06:01Huh? What's this? Giving up?
00:06:20Are you okay?
00:06:21You're not as young as you used to be.
00:06:24Remember your heart.
00:06:25Why do you care?
00:06:27No respect for me.
00:06:29You're hopeless.
00:06:29Who's there?
00:06:39Me, Hamster.
00:06:41Your father's sleeping?
00:06:42That old faker, he's done this hard thing before.
00:06:45Hey, we're still going?
00:06:46Of course. Come on, you bet.
00:06:56Oh, Master.
00:06:57We found it.
00:06:59He's coming.
00:07:00Get ready.
00:07:01Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:07:02You're, you're.
00:07:03Careful, careful.
00:07:05Careful.
00:07:05Let go, huh?
00:07:07This had better work.
00:07:08If not, you pay.
00:07:10I know you, Lou Dive.
00:07:25You remember.
00:07:27You never learn to behave, do you?
00:07:28So smart.
00:07:30You're going to pay for butting in here.
00:07:36And they put you away for five years.
00:07:53Five, because of you.
00:07:55Oh, and I do it again.
00:07:56You don't scare me.
00:07:58I learned Kung Fu.
00:08:02How clumsy.
00:08:03I guess you studied in the prison laundry.
00:08:05Come here.
00:08:06You come here.
00:08:07You come here.
00:08:13Near at me, will you?
00:08:14I'll get you.
00:08:15Ah!
00:08:15Oh, Master, Master, be careful.
00:08:17There you go.
00:08:32Oh, yeah.
00:08:33Oh.
00:08:35NEW SPEAKER
00:08:48Ooh!
00:08:50Ooh!
00:08:51Ooh!
00:08:56Ooh!
00:08:59Ooh!
00:09:00Ooh!
00:09:01Ooh!
00:09:02Ooh!
00:09:03Ooh!
00:09:04Ooh!
00:09:05Oh
00:09:07Yeah
00:09:10Oh
00:09:13Oh
00:09:17th
00:09:20in
00:09:31oh
00:09:34What's all this?
00:10:04No! Stop! Help me!
00:10:13You!
00:10:20I'll fix you!
00:10:24Master!
00:10:27Master, help me! Help me! Please help me!
00:10:30Get me out of here, Master!
00:10:34Master, help me! It's a corpse!
00:10:40The priest must have been a wizard.
00:10:44Couldn't see his face in the dark.
00:10:47Master, it's scary around here. All this voodoo.
00:10:57Let's go.
00:11:05But this is now a place of Maoshan magic.
00:11:09And where magic has been, the forces of hell and nature are attracted.
00:11:13Sounds like everyone's gone.
00:11:14Sounds like everyone's gone.
00:11:15Sounds like everyone's gone.
00:11:17Hmm.
00:11:18Sounds like everyone's gone.
00:11:19Hmm.
00:11:20Sounds like everyone's gone.
00:11:21Hmm.
00:11:22Hmm.
00:11:23Sounds like everyone's gone.
00:11:25Hmm.
00:11:26Hmm.
00:11:27Sounds like everyone's gone.
00:11:28Hmm.
00:11:29One of these days I'll get that spell right.
00:11:32Huh?
00:11:33Huh?
00:11:34Huh?
00:11:35Huh?
00:11:36Huh?
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00:12:00Hey
00:12:16Please come back to hold me
00:12:23You don't get away that easily. I'm sorry
00:12:26I'll give you back your rings. I don't want them want to live
00:12:31To live reincarnation. You're a wizard. You raise the dead. You can do it
00:12:36Reincarnation's hard stop
00:12:41He want to be put back into your body of course I do you fool you sure no stalling
00:12:56Take it away
00:13:07You pay for this bad boy. Look, I'm sorry. Sorry, you're gonna be both sorry if you don't bitch me up
00:13:14I'll see that you
00:13:26Oh
00:13:29All those cops is scaring
00:13:38So while I sleep you're out you fool news came news came that could mean death to both of us
00:13:48This is why I trained you in kung-fu
00:13:50You've always kept some secret from me like a child. Yeah, and now you'll know come inside
00:13:56Neil these are your ancestors great-grandfather
00:14:01Grandfather there were police in this district. I wanted better for you. So I quit to raise horses
00:14:07So then what's the problem the last policeman was grandfather. Hmm your kids
00:14:13You don't understand
00:14:15What's there to understand?
00:14:17Revenge a clan named long a swan to destroy us
00:14:21Foolishness it's true. They'll kill me then you
00:14:25Then you need me to help you. Oh, no, that sounds like a threat to me. I just want my do
00:14:29Damn it. Hey, no threat, but it's clear that you've been training me to save your skin. Now. I want my I want my do
00:14:37You disrespectful
00:14:42Wait a minute this is what your face if the lungs kill me then kill after you
00:14:54Hey, no, please
00:15:17Ah
00:15:19Master! Master!
00:15:42Fresh body. It's almost alive.
00:15:4916 pounds long. Wow, what a beautiful physique.
00:16:05Hmm, that's it. What a feel I'll get for this.
00:16:09Radai! Radai!
00:16:13Where's he gone to? Where is he?
00:16:15What? The trees must be rotten. Branches falling off so easily.
00:16:23What?
00:16:41Things falling in the lake.
00:16:43Master! Master! Master!
00:16:45After you left, your father, he collapsed.
00:16:47Collapsed? I must get back.
00:16:53Yudai!
00:16:59Yudai!
00:17:01He's running somewhere. He's got to be.
00:17:09Yudai, I found the perfect body for you.
00:17:11Really? You did?
00:17:13It's just one little snag.
00:17:14What's that?
00:17:15He's age. How old?
00:17:16He's 60.
00:17:17Don't you!
00:17:18Healthy bastard! I was only 35!
00:17:21He's really very healthy.
00:17:22Really healthy?
00:17:23You told me to lose 25 years.
00:17:24I want a body that's more of my age.
00:17:26Even if it has to be yours!
00:17:27That!
00:17:35He's faked before, but this is real.
00:17:42Master.
00:17:43Hey.
00:17:44What do we do now?
00:17:46Bury him.
00:17:47That's all.
00:17:48He seems dead.
00:17:53Master.
00:17:56He was old.
00:17:57This had to happen one day.
00:17:59Hey, without him,
00:18:00I'll now have my freedom at last.
00:18:05Father!
00:18:07Master!
00:18:09Father!
00:18:18Now stop and think.
00:18:19You still need me to help you against the longs.
00:18:20You'll kill me before my enemies.
00:18:23No matter what you think,
00:18:24we have a better chance of surviving
00:18:25if we cooperate.
00:18:26Huh?
00:18:31Well, is he dead?
00:18:32His heart trouble.
00:18:33He just seemed to be dead.
00:18:35It's an old trick.
00:18:36It looks real.
00:18:37The doctor said,
00:18:38one day he won't recover.
00:18:40What's all that whispering?
00:18:41Huh?
00:18:42Nothing.
00:18:44You'll pay for your disrespect one day.
00:18:45You'll see.
00:18:46Waiter.
00:18:47Waiter.
00:18:49Hmm.
00:18:50You sit here drinking,
00:18:51but I'm without a body.
00:18:54Okay, okay, okay.
00:18:56Waiter.
00:18:57Okay.
00:19:00Yeah?
00:19:01Buddy.
00:19:02Tell me, where's the morgue?
00:19:03Where do they keep the bodies?
00:19:04Huh?
00:19:05Morg?
00:19:06You see,
00:19:07my uncle died
00:19:08somewhere around here.
00:19:09I've come to claim the body.
00:19:11Can't seem to find it.
00:19:13Oh.
00:19:14It's up the road.
00:19:15There.
00:19:16You can't miss it.
00:19:17Oh.
00:19:18Thanks a lot.
00:19:19Right.
00:19:21Okay.
00:19:22Then let's go.
00:19:24Please, master.
00:19:25Let me finish my dinner.
00:19:27I have a body to feed.
00:19:29Huh?
00:19:30You want something?
00:19:31Huh?
00:19:32Oh, nothing.
00:19:33Nothing.
00:19:34Crazy.
00:19:35Sure.
00:19:40Here.
00:19:41Come, here.
00:19:48Huh?
00:19:53That was nice.
00:19:54No.
00:19:58****
00:20:00****
00:20:02****
00:20:04Okay, okay, everybody settle down.
00:20:16Master, why are you teasing me like this?
00:20:23You see that hooker there? Just watch this.
00:20:26So fresh.
00:20:43Tell me what you want. We can make a deal.
00:20:45But not in here. The owner doesn't like fooling around.
00:20:56Let go of me, let go of me, let go of me, you can't.
00:21:13Try to get a feel for free.
00:21:19Kiss me!
00:21:32Let your...
00:21:41My son, you'll see. Your enemies will be tough.
00:21:45Tougher than you think.
00:21:46Master, but what?
00:21:49You'll face a kung fu you can't even imagine.
00:21:58And magic far more dreadful than that.
00:22:15What's more?
00:22:16No.
00:22:24No!
00:22:25No!
00:22:28No!
00:22:32No!
00:22:35No!
00:22:36No!
00:22:37No!
00:22:38Y'waaay!
00:22:40Y'waaay!
00:22:57Y'waaay!
00:23:00Y'waaay!
00:23:04That's the end.
00:23:23Why, father?
00:23:24An omen.
00:23:25This staff trained me, my father and grandfather.
00:23:27This stick breaking can only mean we've come to the end of our family line.
00:23:31Less faith in your son than a stick?
00:23:33No respect for traditions.
00:23:35Hamster, the judge.
00:24:03Oh, my.
00:24:05Oh.
00:24:06Oh.
00:24:07Oh.
00:24:11Oh.
00:24:12I
00:24:28Oh
00:24:42Good I
00:24:50Good I
00:24:52Oh
00:24:54Don't scare me like that you come on
00:24:56Come on
00:25:00Now we sure to find one for you from all these bodies here. Let's start over there. I'll pick one, okay?
00:25:06Okay
00:25:20He's no good keep looking
00:25:22Come on
00:25:24Come on
00:25:26Go on
00:25:32I can't do it. You're the one who's gonna choose the right one. Go on
00:25:36Come on
00:25:40Well, no good
00:25:44What was it?
00:25:46What a coward was a pretty girl in there
00:25:52This one ugly as hell I don't want that
00:26:02No, this one's no good next
00:26:06Oh nothing left
00:26:10This one? It's ugly also
00:26:14Nope
00:26:16Yes
00:26:18Yes
00:26:20Hey
00:26:22This is it
00:26:24Huh?
00:26:26This one's good
00:26:28This one's good
00:26:29Look at it
00:26:30Fresh
00:26:31So strong
00:26:32Perfect killer
00:26:34Oh, it's just perfect
00:26:36He's just died
00:26:37Let's not wait
00:26:38Do it now
00:26:39You sure?
00:26:40Sure I have
00:26:41No regrets?
00:26:42None
00:26:44Done
00:26:50Hey there, you know what you're doing
00:26:52Some of the pages are missing
00:26:54Some of the pages are missing
00:26:55What's that?
00:26:56Well, don't worry
00:26:57I have it memorized
00:26:58But it's complicated stuff
00:26:59Very ancient
00:27:00I'll figure it out
00:27:01I need it now
00:27:02Easy now
00:27:03Mustn't rush
00:27:04You got three chances
00:27:05Oh
00:27:06And after that
00:27:07No more
00:27:08My god
00:27:09Spirits don't have forever
00:27:10You'd better be careful
00:27:11Oh yeah
00:27:12You do it right
00:27:13You must do it right
00:27:14Let me see here
00:27:16Let's see
00:27:17Ah, here it is
00:27:19Master
00:27:22Eat
00:27:25Master
00:27:26Eat it
00:27:29I'm gonna eat it
00:27:30Take it away
00:27:31You heard me?
00:27:33But master
00:27:34Even for meditation
00:27:36You need to eat for strength
00:27:49Ah
00:28:17One two three four five six
00:28:19Magic seven
00:28:20Just sticks in a line
00:28:23Buddy
00:28:24With all the magic spells on it
00:28:25In place
00:28:26Ah
00:28:27Looks alright
00:28:28Buy the book
00:28:36Finally the magic coin
00:28:39Aren't you ready yet?
00:28:40Yeah, one minute
00:28:41What's all this stuff?
00:28:42You must wait
00:28:43All this takes time to do it right
00:28:46Now we're ready
00:28:49Hey, hey, hey
00:28:50What do I do?
00:28:51You get on this coffin
00:28:52Not now
00:28:57I'll say
00:28:58All the spells
00:28:59And the body will start to stir
00:29:01And then?
00:29:02The coughs arise
00:29:03And on my command
00:29:04You run into it
00:29:05Becoming one
00:29:06One?
00:29:07And that's it?
00:29:08Nope
00:29:10Temple spikes
00:29:11Take seven
00:29:12When the coughs are yours
00:29:13One
00:29:14I drive them in
00:29:15Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
00:29:16Killing your soul in
00:29:17A mistake
00:29:18Could be painful
00:29:19Hmm
00:29:20My timing must be perfect
00:29:21I feel very good tonight
00:29:22Ah
00:29:23You sure everything will go right?
00:29:25Yeah?
00:29:26Now
00:29:27Let's go to it
00:29:28Hmm
00:29:29Hmm
00:29:30Huh
00:29:31Ah
00:29:32Ah
00:29:33Ah
00:29:34Ah
00:29:35Ready?
00:29:36Hmm
00:29:37Ready
00:29:38Hmm
00:29:39Ready
00:29:40Hmm
00:29:41Hmm
00:29:57It's moving
00:29:59Like it's gonna wake up
00:30:03Yeah, it's moving
00:30:11Oh
00:30:17Uh
00:30:34Oh
00:30:35hey you dead or alive can't you tell the living from the dead you look dead to me
00:30:58i'm as much dead as i am alive what's that what are you no questions who am i who cares i am who died
00:31:07you're a nobody i'm a ghost i live with ghosts not like me living dead all the same to me i have
00:31:14made many ghosts from the living i will make more ah stop him kill him
00:31:25i'll do it
00:31:28keep me out
00:31:35you uh i don't kill for free except for one case very soon
00:31:45oh and now i know who he is who i am long
00:31:55what do we do one down
00:32:03we got two tries left
00:32:07couldn't you tell that he was alive you're a wizard
00:32:17i was told that the man had a soul and he's dead he's the killer along here he killed so many people
00:32:21his soul's dead
00:32:22now i'm gonna be a killer and i'm gonna start with you
00:32:27now wait and if there's any killing us to be done it must be important for him to do it you see
00:32:31hey wait
00:32:32maybe he'll get killed this time
00:32:37it's possible
00:32:38who's he here to kill must be someone important wait here i'm the most important person oh
00:32:49oh what's wrong hey i just thought of something it said that the long clan and pan fong's family
00:32:54have a blood feud
00:32:55if long has come to fight with pan fong
00:33:00then i take whoever dies
00:33:02a tall man with a scarred face is here
00:33:13master what'd i do
00:33:16show him in
00:33:18oh
00:33:18the time has come the man i told you about is here
00:33:23and soon you'll see why i trained you for long matches in kung fu
00:33:25the long clan have a kung fu that can be kept up for three hours straight
00:33:29fight yourself
00:33:30hey wait
00:33:31you long heat
00:33:34yes i am
00:33:35and i'm
00:33:38i know who you are
00:33:39you bastard
00:33:40your time has come
00:33:41then your son
00:33:42as police
00:33:43it was our duty
00:33:44to stop you criminals
00:33:45no matter
00:33:46you must pay
00:33:47come fight
00:33:48hang
00:33:49get him
00:33:50not me
00:33:51you first
00:33:52huh
00:33:52you refuse
00:33:54you're stalling
00:33:55he's right
00:33:56go on
00:33:57go on
00:33:57go on
00:33:58you know i'm not well
00:34:02just as once
00:34:05you mean
00:34:05you know i דנate
00:34:11no i lleg out
00:34:13no i'm
00:34:14er
00:34:16no i'm not
00:34:16want maybe個人
00:34:17i'm not
00:34:17i'm not
00:34:18you miss a lot
00:34:19no i'm not
00:34:20oh
00:34:21watch
00:34:22i'm not
00:34:23judgment
00:34:24yes
00:34:25no i mean
00:34:26say
00:34:26yeah
00:34:27okay
00:34:28yeah
00:34:28let me
00:34:30you
00:34:31yeah
00:34:32yeah
00:34:32okay
00:34:33Isng!
00:34:34Ahhh!
00:34:35Wayaaah!
00:34:36Haaah!
00:34:37Haaah!
00:34:38Haaah!
00:34:39Haaah!
00:34:40Haaah!
00:34:41Hoah!
00:34:42Hei!
00:34:43Huh!
00:34:44Haaah!
00:34:45Haaah!
00:34:46Hat!
00:34:47Hvaah!
00:34:48Hii!
00:34:49Haaah!
00:34:50Hare!
00:34:51Ho-hah!
00:34:52Hei!
00:34:54Ah!
00:34:55Hii!
00:34:56Oi!
00:34:57Teh!
00:34:58Haah!
00:34:59Hah!
00:35:00Hii!
00:35:01Yay!
00:35:02Oh, my aching legs.
00:35:23What a narrow ladder.
00:35:25I'm too old, that sort of thing.
00:35:30I've never seen anything like this.
00:35:32I've been riding for two hours.
00:35:33It's ridiculous.
00:35:34Achoo.
00:35:35Ah.
00:35:36Your code's getting worse.
00:35:37What?
00:35:38Achoo.
00:35:39Now, wait.
00:35:40Come down here.
00:35:41You'll get a draft.
00:35:42Achoo.
00:35:43What do you care?
00:35:44I'm only a wizard, not a doctor.
00:35:45I'm not much of a wizard either.
00:35:47Don't pick on me.
00:35:49It's impossible.
00:35:50How can you last this long?
00:35:51Don't you know?
00:35:53We're horse trainers.
00:35:55My father trained me as a horse.
00:35:58Now I see why.
00:36:00He did it just for this day.
00:36:02Ha!
00:36:03Ha!
00:36:04Ha!
00:36:05Ha!
00:36:06Ha!
00:36:07Ha!
00:36:08Ha!
00:36:09Ha!
00:36:10Ha!
00:36:11Ha!
00:36:12I'll get this.
00:36:13Ha!
00:36:14Prydee!
00:36:15Haa!
00:36:16Yeah!
00:36:17Haa!
00:36:18Ha!
00:36:19Ha!
00:36:20Ha!
00:36:21Ha!
00:36:22Ha!
00:36:24Ha!
00:36:25Ha!
00:36:26Ha!
00:36:27Ha!
00:36:28Ha!
00:36:29Oh
00:36:59Oh!
00:37:29We have a body.
00:37:33Oh, is it?
00:37:34Long heat.
00:37:41Well, son, you're one hell of a fighter to kill him.
00:37:44And, of course, there's the reward.
00:37:50It's 1,000 yuan.
00:37:53Now, wait, you know...
00:37:55Oh, okay.
00:37:56900.
00:37:59Good work.
00:38:04I'll take this.
00:38:06Well, son, 10% now.
00:38:08The rest, when I'm dead and gone.
00:38:10But so little.
00:38:11Not so little.
00:38:13Come on, let's go and celebrate our great good fortune.
00:38:24Goodbye.
00:38:24Come on.
00:38:37Hey, drink with your father.
00:38:39He's so drunk.
00:38:42You'll see him pass out.
00:38:43You watch me.
00:38:44But till he does, we have to listen to him.
00:38:48Just look at him laughing like that.
00:38:50I did all the fighting to save his rotten skin.
00:38:53And he takes the money.
00:38:54Look at him.
00:39:07He's out cold.
00:39:08Leave him there.
00:39:10Master.
00:39:11Master.
00:39:12He'll sober up.
00:39:13Soon he always does.
00:39:15Master.
00:39:16He's completely out.
00:39:17Of course he's out.
00:39:18He's never drunk so much.
00:39:20He'll be okay.
00:39:21Just leave him.
00:39:22But I think, but, but, I think, this is our chance.
00:39:24Let's go.
00:39:25We have money and father's out for the night.
00:39:28See what I'm going to say.
00:39:32Okay.
00:39:34Mr.
00:39:34Jeffone.
00:39:34Ah, look at that beautiful body.
00:40:01Let's do it.
00:40:03Just let me get my boat.
00:40:05Hey, don't you know any of this by heart?
00:40:08Ah, there's a force within this body more than Kung Fu.
00:40:11Oh.
00:40:12Oh.
00:40:13Oh.
00:40:14Oh.
00:40:15Oh.
00:40:15Oh.
00:40:16Oh.
00:40:17Oh.
00:40:18Oh.
00:40:19Oh.
00:40:20Oh.
00:40:21Oh.
00:40:22Oh.
00:40:23Oh.
00:40:24Oh.
00:40:25Oh.
00:40:26Oh.
00:40:27Oh.
00:40:28Oh.
00:40:29Oh.
00:40:30Oh.
00:40:31Oh.
00:40:32Oh.
00:40:33Oh.
00:40:34Oh.
00:40:34Oh.
00:40:35Oh.
00:40:35Oh.
00:40:35Oh.
00:40:36Oh.
00:40:36Oh.
00:40:37I can't get in. I'll never get in here. I'd never.
00:40:59You're as drunk as your father was.
00:41:07Oh, it's not.
00:41:09But someone else is missing.
00:41:13Baaaaaaaaaa!
00:41:16Who?
00:41:21Baaaaaaaaaaaa!
00:41:31Baaaaaaaaa!
00:41:34You!
00:41:37Maybe I'm getting it in the wrong key.
00:41:49You fool, you've got it all wrong.
00:41:55Now you have released the dark forces of evil.
00:41:58The living dead that are within my body.
00:42:00No one can kill me now.
00:42:07Oh, I've lost him.
00:42:29As difficult as he was.
00:42:32I must say, he did train me well.
00:42:35Father, don't worry.
00:42:36You rest easy.
00:42:38I'll miss you.
00:42:39I will.
00:42:40It's all right.
00:42:48Is this the one you said?
00:42:50Yeah.
00:42:50This is the one I told you about.
00:42:52He's too old.
00:42:54Hey, you can't be choosy now.
00:42:55There's only one chance left.
00:42:57Did Pang respect his father?
00:42:59I guess so.
00:43:00And if I were his father?
00:43:02He'd respect you.
00:43:03And I can use that against him?
00:43:05He's father.
00:43:14I shall be.
00:43:14Right.
00:43:15Then we'll start riding.
00:43:16Come on.
00:43:16Why do we always come around the cemetery at night?
00:43:31Shut up.
00:43:32Our duty's to find Master.
00:43:34Hey, what if Master's dead?
00:43:36Then we bury him.
00:43:37That's our duty too.
00:43:38What's that?
00:43:40Oh, there.
00:43:41Huh?
00:43:42Oh.
00:43:47Huh?
00:43:47That's a Master's wizard digging up that grave.
00:43:49I know.
00:43:50Maybe he knows where the Master is.
00:43:52Oh.
00:43:52Boy, let's approach him carefully.
00:43:59Oh.
00:44:03Now we know the fate of Master.
00:44:05Why didn't the wizard help him?
00:44:14Hey, look at that.
00:44:15Yeah, look at that.
00:44:15He didn't look too old at all.
00:44:31He's kept himself in good shape.
00:44:32You'll be happy with him.
00:44:35Hey, bring my body here.
00:44:38She's got a new body here.
00:44:40Forget about your old one.
00:44:42That's in the past.
00:44:43Just want to say goodbye.
00:44:47You do whatever you like.
00:45:10Hey, that bastard's gonna do something.
00:45:12To Master's body.
00:45:14Let's do something.
00:45:15Nah.
00:45:16Can't you see he's performing magic?
00:45:19Look at that hat floating in the air like that.
00:45:31One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:45:34Come on, everything's ready.
00:45:36Come on.
00:45:36Oh, look.
00:45:56We can't just sit here and let him perform unholy rites with the Master.
00:45:59Sir, that's right.
00:46:01It's our duty as servants to see that he's cared for in death as well as in life.
00:46:10I can't stand it anymore.
00:46:12Hold on.
00:46:13It's not wise to attack him straight on.
00:46:16Oh, okay.
00:46:17We'll sneak around the side and wait for our chance to jump in from behind.
00:46:20Come on, come on, come on.
00:46:32Hey!
00:46:42Hey!
00:46:42It worked!
00:47:02Get off, you don't understand!
00:47:04You think you can use our massive body for your filthy experiments, eh?
00:47:08You don't understand the body.
00:47:10Oh, dear!
00:47:12Damn you!
00:47:14Not us, eh?
00:47:15Get off!
00:47:20Here's your master I was we encountered.
00:47:22And you spoiled everything by stopping me,
00:47:25before I'd finished putting the last four of all those spikes into his body.
00:47:30What can we do?
00:47:32I don't know. Not those four spikes. I don't know what'll happen!
00:47:36Look, suppose I go and find those spikes, eh?
00:47:39Hey!
00:47:40You won't find those in the grass!
00:47:42Oh, that won't do any good. The body fell down already.
00:47:45I've got to try something else.
00:47:49But it's Pang's father!
00:47:51That's right.
00:47:52Ludi intends to use the body of the father against the son as revenge.
00:47:56What a great trick!
00:47:58What are you laughing at?
00:48:00Hey, do you think you'll blame us for all this?
00:48:03Wait!
00:48:04Look! He'll kill us all for this failure!
00:48:06Huh?
00:48:07Kill us?
00:48:08Unless we stop him!
00:48:09Huh?
00:48:10Huh?
00:48:11Uh...
00:48:13Uh...
00:48:14Uh-huh.
00:48:15Uh-huh.
00:48:16Ah!
00:48:17Uh-huh!
00:48:18Uh-huh!
00:48:19Uh-uh!
00:48:20Uh-huh!
00:48:21You fail, I'm gonna kill you all now!
00:48:39No, no, no, no, we didn't need you to!
00:48:41Get off!
00:48:51Why is everybody there?
00:49:10We failed to help the master,
00:49:20and failed to kill him, that's worse though!
00:49:23Hey wizard, what has he become now?
00:49:27I don't really know.
00:49:29Without all those spikes then...
00:49:31Who will he be? What'll happen?
00:49:33Well, he's got Fang's body,
00:49:35but then his mind is probably half of each.
00:49:37But the vice with the master's voice!
00:49:39You know, he's right, both has probably haters now.
00:49:42You mean he could be half ghost and half human?
00:49:47Mostly human now.
00:49:49That's comforting!
00:49:52What? He can still kill us all!
00:49:55He can follow you wherever you go!
00:49:57Is there anything we can do?
00:50:00Only two places ghosts can't go, according to legend.
00:50:03Only two?
00:50:04The first, in a temple.
00:50:06Oh, the power of Buddha is great!
00:50:09Sure, it makes sense!
00:50:12Second, in jail.
00:50:15Yeah, the law is the arm of God!
00:50:18You sure about this?
00:50:20Well, it's written down in the scriptures.
00:50:23Are those the only places?
00:50:25Yeah, except for one other method.
00:50:27But you wouldn't be interested.
00:50:29Hey, what is he?
00:50:30What is he?
00:50:31A leaf hat!
00:50:43New style of hat?
00:50:44Where did you get it then, eh?
00:50:45Oh, shut up!
00:50:46Poor man!
00:50:47This is so bad, you can't afford a real hat these days!
00:50:52Just some wine, please!
00:50:55You must tell us all where you found such an original hat.
00:50:59The jungle?
00:51:01Where are they?
00:51:04Where are they?
00:51:12Oh, just sit anywhere you like, sir!
00:51:18Hi!
00:51:19Hi!
00:51:22I'll bring her food right away, sir!
00:51:31You may look foolish, but you're still alive!
00:51:37I wonder what those fools are up to!
00:51:40I just can't embarrass myself by wearing such a stupid-looking hat!
00:51:48Besides, I'll feel more secure living as a monk in a temple!
00:52:01Oh!
00:52:08Ah!
00:52:09Ah!
00:52:10Nice job!
00:52:12Father, now why have you shaved off all your hair?
00:52:15Ah!
00:52:16Daughter, Juan always has to shave his head to become a monk!
00:52:20You a monk?
00:52:21When a man gets old, he has many sins to atone for!
00:52:26Two weeks in a temple should solve all my problems!
00:52:28And I need it now!
00:52:32Father, you're really serious!
00:52:34Eh?
00:52:35Of course I am!
00:52:36You might say I'm dead serious!
00:52:38Father, this is not like you!
00:52:39I can't help but feel something's wrong!
00:52:42Look!
00:52:43Nothing's wrong, believe me!
00:52:45You know, monastery food is vegetarian!
00:52:47There's no meat at all!
00:52:49Eh?
00:52:50Two weeks without meat is no problem!
00:52:52It will be good for me!
00:52:54You don't have to become a monk to atone for your sins!
00:52:58Eh?
00:52:59Every man finds his way!
00:53:03We'll answer it!
00:53:07But be careful!
00:53:08Yes!
00:53:14Low Yee!
00:53:15Open up!
00:53:16Open up or I'll kick the door in!
00:53:18Huh?
00:53:19Low Yee!
00:53:20What is this?
00:53:21Terrific!
00:53:22owych!
00:53:26I'll kick the door in!
00:53:27Hey, hey, hey!
00:53:57Come in, come in!
00:54:21Who sent you?
00:54:45Come on!
00:54:49Come in!
00:55:05Come in!
00:55:09Come in!
00:55:25Come in!
00:55:37Come in!
00:55:39Uncle!
00:55:41Father's in trouble!
00:55:43I know all about that!
00:55:45I've got to make some trouble of my own!
00:55:47Uncle, what are you doing?
00:55:49Charles, scream!
00:55:55Charles, go on!
00:55:59Help me!
00:56:05No way!
00:56:09It's you again!
00:56:15What's going on here?
00:56:17Arrest him!
00:56:19It was me!
00:56:21I attacked the girl!
00:56:23Uncle!
00:56:25Are you all right?
00:56:27Your Honor!
00:56:29Take me in!
00:56:31I'm dangerous!
00:56:32Please lock me up!
00:56:33Put me in jail!
00:56:34Arrest him!
00:56:35Oh no!
00:56:36Please, Your Honor!
00:56:37No, Your Honor!
00:56:38I'm sober!
00:56:39And that's dangerous!
00:56:40Look at me!
00:56:41I don't know what I'll do next!
00:56:43You old pig!
00:56:44You'll pay for this!
00:56:46Thank God!
00:56:54Safe at last!
00:56:56Uncle!
00:56:58Stay away from him!
00:57:00Hey!
00:57:01Congratulations!
00:57:02This will mean a promotion!
00:57:04You did well this week!
00:57:06And to reward you!
00:57:10I'll introduce you to the girl!
00:57:13I think Pank Fong should see you home!
00:57:16Hmm?
00:57:17Huh?
00:57:18Heh!
00:57:19You handle the law!
00:57:20We're okay!
00:57:22I'm going to jail!
00:57:24I'm going to jail!
00:57:25La la la!
00:57:26La la la!
00:57:27Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:57:29Tra la la!
00:57:30Tra la la!
00:57:31Tra la la la!
00:57:32Tra la la la!
00:57:33Ha ha ha!
00:57:34Ha ha ha!
00:57:35Ha da da!
00:57:36Ha!
00:57:37Ha!
00:57:38Ha!
00:57:39Ha!
00:57:40Oh!
00:57:41Oh!
00:57:42Oh!
00:57:43Hey!
00:57:44Tah!
00:57:45Ha ha ha!
00:57:46Ha ha ha!
00:57:47Тогдаmilk不會рано!
00:57:48Ha ha!
00:57:49Ah!
00:57:50Ha!
00:57:51Ha ha ha!
00:57:52Ah!
00:57:53Hyy!
00:57:54Ha ha ha!
00:57:55Eew!
00:57:56Ha!
00:57:58Ooh!
00:57:59Anybody大 nooks出場 Jobs quinn the king?
00:58:02Is your hero на asks?
00:58:04Huh?
00:58:05Ha ha ha!
00:58:07Huh?
00:58:08Here!
00:58:09Ahful!
00:58:10Now get up! Get away!
00:58:40Next time, you think twice!
00:58:59Gone? This doesn't make any sense. Why would anybody want to take your father?
00:59:03Dammit!
00:59:05Master, what are we gonna do? With his body gone, your father's soul will find no...
00:59:10I know, but what do you expect me to do?
00:59:35No, no...
00:59:38No, no...
00:59:39No, no, no...
00:59:43No!
00:59:44No, no, no!
00:59:50No!
00:59:51Nice of you, too, to come home.
01:00:10Father!
01:00:11Master, master, master, protect me from him.
01:00:14He's a ghost, he's a ghost, he's going to kill us.
01:00:16Please, please protect us, master.
01:00:18Look, hey, he has a shadow.
01:00:21He's real.
01:00:22Sure.
01:00:23I'm very much alive, and I'm happy to see you well.
01:00:29He's being strangely nice to us.
01:00:31I don't like it.
01:00:33Please come in.
01:00:36Thank you, thank you.
01:00:38One minute.
01:00:39Come and eat with me, huh?
01:00:41Oh, I think I'm tired.
01:00:42I think I'll go to bed.
01:00:43Hey, hey, hey, stick around.
01:00:44I ate.
01:00:45Drink, drink.
01:00:46Come on, sit right down here and have a drink with your father.
01:00:48Father, your voice has changed.
01:00:51Oh.
01:00:54It's cold.
01:00:55That coffin was damp.
01:00:57Why, the jug's empty.
01:01:01I'll get a fresh one and you just sit here.
01:01:03Yeah.
01:01:06Why is he being so nice?
01:01:17Father.
01:01:20Good stuff.
01:01:21Good stuff this.
01:01:23Try it.
01:01:26How is it?
01:01:27Mmm.
01:01:28Very good.
01:01:34Father, I...
01:01:35Oh, just cutting up this melon here.
01:01:41Pang, here's a slice for you.
01:01:43Pang?
01:01:44Pang?
01:01:46Dammit!
01:01:57Oh, I...
01:01:58Oh!
01:02:25Oh!
01:02:26Hey, you've been drinking all night.
01:02:33I paid for it.
01:02:35This is a respectable place.
01:02:38But you'll let me in.
01:02:41Two, four, one, six, eight, and two, five, six, three, five, seven.
01:02:56I didn't think this hat had worked so well.
01:03:11You!
01:03:26Oh, I'm glad I put that hat on in time.
01:03:40Must be more careful.
01:03:47Priest, do you do exorcisms?
01:03:51What do you say?
01:03:54Exorcism. It's my father.
01:03:56Hey, of course I can do it.
01:03:59It's my best trick, but it'll cost.
01:04:01It's a deal.
01:04:14Where's the ghost then?
01:04:16He's gone, but he'll be back.
01:04:18Priest, do you think you can do it with so much wine?
01:04:27I've been doing exorcisms.
01:04:29For years I've been doing exorcisms.
01:04:31I can draw them in my sleeve.
01:04:33Just one word for me, I'm telling you.
01:04:35Where's the plan?
01:04:36It's him.
01:04:37Where?
01:04:38Where is he?
01:04:39Your bag.
01:04:40Oh.
01:04:41There's a bit of a ghostly mist in there.
01:04:44Let's see now.
01:04:45Come on, do it!
01:04:46What?
01:04:47There's a bit of a ghostly mist in there.
01:04:48Let's see now.
01:04:49Come on, do it!
01:04:50What?
01:04:51There's a bit of a ghostly mist in there.
01:04:52Let's see now.
01:04:53Come on, do it!
01:04:54What?
01:04:55Ah!
01:04:56There you are!
01:04:57No wait, don't push me!
01:04:58Huh?
01:04:59That voice, where is that?
01:05:00Huh?
01:05:01Ah!
01:05:02Ah!
01:05:03Ah!
01:05:04Ah!
01:05:05Ah!
01:05:06Ah!
01:05:07Ah!
01:05:08Ah!
01:05:09Ah!
01:05:10Ah!
01:05:11Ah!
01:05:12Ah!
01:05:13Ah!
01:05:14Ah!
01:05:15Ah!
01:05:16Ah!
01:05:17Ah!
01:05:18Ah!
01:05:19Ah!
01:05:20Ah!
01:05:21Ah!
01:05:22Ah!
01:05:23Ah!
01:05:24Ah!
01:05:25Ah!
01:05:26Ah!
01:05:27Ah!
01:05:28Ah!
01:05:29Ah!
01:05:30Ah!
01:05:31Ah!
01:05:32Ah!
01:05:33Ah!
01:05:34Ah!
01:05:35Ah!
01:05:36Ah!
01:05:37Ah!
01:05:38Ah!
01:05:39Ah!
01:05:40Ah!
01:05:41Where are you going?
01:05:42Get me out of here!
01:05:43I've had enough!
01:05:44Let me go!
01:05:45Get off!
01:05:46What's the matter with you?
01:05:47Get back here!
01:05:48Come here!
01:05:49Ah!
01:05:50Ah!
01:05:51Ah!
01:05:52Let's leave the eye inside your father!
01:05:53You've got to kill him to release his body!
01:05:55He's still my father!
01:05:56Ah!
01:05:57Ah!
01:05:58Ah!
01:05:59Ah!
01:06:00Ah!
01:06:01Ah!
01:06:02Ah!
01:06:03Ah!
01:06:04Ah!
01:06:05Ah!
01:06:06Ah!
01:06:07Ah!
01:06:08Ah!
01:06:09Ah!
01:06:10Ah!
01:06:11Ah!
01:06:12Ah!
01:06:13Ah!
01:06:14Ah!
01:06:15Ah!
01:06:16Ah!
01:06:17Ah!
01:06:18Ah!
01:06:19Ah!
01:06:20Ah!
01:06:21Ah!
01:06:22Ah!
01:06:23Okay, okay. The old man's gone. I can sneak out.
01:06:53Come on!
01:06:55Lock him!
01:06:57Wait, I'm not Fung. I'm the ghost of Lu Dai. Look, look at these spikes. I'm dead.
01:07:27Listen to my voice. It's not Fung's.
01:07:30We should be allies and go and kill Peng Fung together. I can help you. I promise you.
01:07:35Long heat needs no allies. But still, perhaps, I can use you. You will obey me.
01:07:42Whatever you say. I just want to see Peng Fung suffer. I want him dead.
01:07:46And that's it?
01:07:47Isn't that enough?
01:07:49I should kill you now.
01:07:51But I need you to fix things up.
01:07:54I never wanted to get him mixed up in all this.
01:07:58I'll do whatever I can to make amends for it.
01:08:02Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
01:08:10Ah, nice doggy. Nice doggy. Yes, yes. Ah, gotcha. Nice doggy.
01:08:17I'm such a good cook. I can even make dog taste good.
01:08:29I don't see why I can't eat meat. Because I'm in here. Stupid.
01:08:37Huh? Hey?
01:08:41What do you want to do that for, hey?
01:08:43That's it. Go through here.
01:08:45Huh? Now hold on. It was only a little dog. And it wasn't very good, anyway.
01:08:50Get out!
01:08:51Oh, no. But I can't go. Go, please.
01:08:55We've been here all evening. You haven't come up with an answer.
01:09:07You better soon. Because if Lloyd Dye comes, you'll get you, too.
01:09:11Okay, okay. I think I got the answer.
01:09:20Ah, there you are.
01:09:22Hey, hey, here he is.
01:09:25Now, wait. Is that the right one?
01:09:38Hey, hey, hey. They're coming. They're almost here.
01:09:42Oh.
01:09:43Here's the body. I'll take Longy. You take Ludi.
01:09:47Okay.
01:09:48I hear voices.
01:09:51Me too. Let's go.
01:09:55Hey, this one looks like you.
01:09:57Huh?
01:09:58Someone moved my body from its place.
01:10:00Iron!
01:10:05Python!
01:10:07We meet again.
01:10:09And this time for keeps.
01:10:10Huh? Big talk for a mere mortal.
01:10:12He's right.
01:10:13You've caused us enough trouble.
01:10:14Now you face your fate at our hands.
01:10:17We shall see.
01:10:18I intend to kill you for good.
01:10:19You fool.
01:10:20Now I've died once, you can't kill me again.
01:10:22Huh.
01:10:23You and a ghost, I'll kill you.
01:10:25You fool.
01:10:26Can't you see how powerful he is?
01:10:28We will see.
01:10:29Who's more powerful?
01:10:30See?
01:10:31Go on.
01:10:32He's laid down the chow.
01:10:33From your own mouth.
01:10:34You asked for us.
01:10:44Huh?
01:10:45You three dare show your faces?
01:10:46Oh.
01:10:48あ、あ、あ、あ、あ。
01:10:49Oh, oh.
01:10:55Come on.
01:11:03Come here.
01:11:04Help me!
01:11:09Oh.
01:11:11alcanzON
01:11:14Oh.
01:11:15Come on, let's go!
01:11:45No, let's go!
01:12:15Oh
01:12:19No guys souls being knocked out of my body
01:12:36Hey, throw this all into his own body
01:12:45Hey, that did it!
01:12:51That seals it! Come on look!
01:13:03Oh no! Oh no! I didn't need it!
01:13:07Help me! Help me!
01:13:15Oh no!
01:13:45Oh, my God.
01:14:15Ah, I better get this!
01:14:27What a bless you.
01:14:38What a bless you.
01:14:45What a bless you.
01:15:15Ah!
01:15:21Oh!
01:15:22Ah!
01:15:23Oh!
01:15:24Ah!
01:15:25Ah!
01:15:26Ah.
01:15:28Ah!
01:15:29Ah!
01:15:34Ah!
01:15:35Ah!
01:15:38Ah!
01:15:42Ah!
01:15:44Ah!
01:15:45Ah!
01:15:46Ah!
01:16:13Ah
01:16:43Ah
01:17:13Ah
01:17:15Ah
01:17:17Ah
01:17:27Ah
01:17:29Ah
01:17:31Ah
01:17:35Ah
01:17:43Ah
01:17:49Ah
01:17:50That's it
01:17:51No more for me
01:17:52It's too dangerous
01:17:53Ah
01:17:54Only weddings from now on
01:17:56Ah
01:17:58Ah
01:18:03Oh
01:18:05Oh
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01:18:19Oh
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