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00:00Pitch.
00:04Star is gone.
00:05I feel a little responsible and a little guilty,
00:09but also a little like, ooh.
00:11At least you're not coming back in the work
00:13and we're going to be mad at me.
00:14I'm so heartbroken right now.
00:16I don't deserve to be here, but I look so pussy.
00:21Just know I will always be a star.
00:24P.S. Van, you owe me, sis.
00:27God.
00:28I'm her buddy.
00:30I'm feeling a lot of adrenaline from the lip sync,
00:32a lot of anger, a lot of heartbreak for Star.
00:36I'm like definitely in my feels right now
00:38and I need to let some things out.
00:40Wow, wow, wow, wow.
00:42Oh, low Keisha, no shade.
00:44I'm gagged you weren't in the bottom.
00:46I'm surprised by that choice.
00:48It was like an impossible choice
00:49because I think Caramel, like you did better
00:52in the challenge for sure.
00:53I looked at the competition overall
00:55and I thought that Velma had a better track record.
00:58Ultimately, I choose to save Velma
01:00and this is a strategic move, I have to be honest.
01:02Who's going to be able to help me long term?
01:05And I feel like that person is Velma.
01:07I'm a little pissed off.
01:08I was kind of gagged in that moment
01:09because I do feel like I did better in the challenge.
01:12The way you did the challenge bombed what you did before.
01:17In my opinion, I just felt like I should have been saved.
01:19I just feel like it's fake as fuck and I'm not here for it.
01:23Looking at the fact that like almost every girl in here
01:25said that they would save me,
01:27I was really shocked that you chose Velma.
01:30At the end of the day, the judges said that you were shut down.
01:33Your look was good also like me.
01:35It was not like that clear.
01:36I do think my critiques were better.
01:38Like they said they laughed.
01:40Well, they laughed at the same joke.
01:41They said that you weren't funny though.
01:42They said they didn't laugh at anything.
01:44I just think Velma's bullshit.
01:45Are we in the same room?
01:47Are we hearing the same thing?
01:48Like, is your brain not working?
01:50You like didn't get any laughs like they said you weren't funny.
01:53It's okay, no problem.
01:54Everybody is shocked.
01:56Everybody thought that it would be caramel.
01:59This is something that I will remember forever.
02:02So what was your decision, Ben?
02:04I'll be the first one to say it.
02:06I think Star's a threat.
02:07So I was like, what's the point of saving her?
02:10I think I can read PM better than I can read Star.
02:14I don't know what Star's gonna do.
02:16And I just wasn't willing to take that risk.
02:18Caramel, I'm just so happy you won with no makeup on.
02:21That part, that part.
02:25Not even a lick of eyeshadow.
02:27Just bare face with a wig.
02:29I know this week is controversial, but I do feel a little...
02:36But I think it's time to get out of drag.
02:39Yes, please.
02:40Let's not fucking get out of drag.
02:42Season six is playing the game.
02:44The beaver's making me feel crazy because I don't know how it's going to be played.
02:49No one's sticking to, like, the previous seasons where it was boring and their, like, track record.
02:53You got it?
02:54You can't bet on an alliance.
02:57I don't believe anyone's actually going to stay true to their work.
03:00Go, go, go, go, go!
03:03The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000.
03:09With Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:14With extra special guest judge, Alyssa Edwards.
03:18It's a new day in the workroom, and the target on my back has just grown bigger.
03:30So I gotta make sure that I'm still in that top spot, so none of these girls can try to ask me.
03:34We made it another week!
03:36Yes!
03:37We got some wins on the board now.
03:40I have a win.
03:41Salty has a win.
03:42Van Gogh's got two wins.
03:43I'm coming up right now.
03:44Yes!
03:45Yes!
03:46Now, listen here.
03:47One half of the Scissor Sisters already got her wins.
03:49So it's my turn to snip, snip, snip, snip my way up to the top.
03:53I really didn't have a good week.
03:55I know it was a fiasco.
03:56I don't know how to land a plane.
03:58It's really important that I bounce back because, of course, they're gonna eat me alive if it's not the case.
04:05Hey, buddy!
04:07Do you remember being in the alliance, female alliance?
04:11I don't recall talking about an alliance.
04:12It's a record.
04:13There's no record.
04:15Oh, it's me dead.
04:16Of course.
04:17The girls are over here.
04:18Oh, yes.
04:19Of course.
04:20If I'm on the top, I'll say if they're in Nevada and vice versa.
04:23Of course.
04:24Girl, Vemma got me goofed up this morning.
04:27In all tea, I low-key had an alliance with Star.
04:30That's not true.
04:31Stop it.
04:33Dirty Alliance Laundry is being aired.
04:35Girl, I saw an opportunity and I took it.
04:38Well, I appreciate you taking that opportunity.
04:41I know I had a floppy on a week.
04:43I am not delusional, but I did walk my ass off on the runway.
04:47Yes, you did.
04:48After my sister Hazel didn't have my back twice.
04:51Here we go.
04:52First doesn't let me choose and then he says I should get in the bottom.
04:56I am ready to let Hazel have it.
04:59I just want to shake them a little bit and also let them know that they shouldn't have done what they did.
05:04So what I'm seeing is these alliances that y'all made don't mean anything.
05:08Don't mean anything.
05:09Don't mean anything.
05:10Girl, they don't be sure.
05:11This table chat is so revealing.
05:14These bitches have no integrity at all.
05:18And that's okay.
05:19Because I know that I'm looking out for myself now.
05:22Oh, here we go.
05:26Oh, Canada.
05:28Seen it already than had her.
05:31Hey, page turners.
05:33Hey.
05:34There's nothing I love more than a nice hard cover.
05:37So grab your reading glasses and don't forget to follow the rubric.
05:43Oh.
05:44Bonjour.
05:45Hello.
05:46I'm getting so good at being Canadian.
05:49They're good at that.
05:50Now you all look amazing, but every queen can use a little help.
05:54Now you all look amazing, but every queen can use a little help lucky for you in today's mini challenge
06:00I'll be holding one-on-one styling sessions
06:04We'll talk all things fashion and in the end I'll select my style superstar on the rise
06:10So take ten minutes to slip into D-list fashionista quick drag
06:14Okay, then meet me in my atelier and I'll decide if you're a red flag or red carpet royalty
06:21Can I get a yes and?
06:24Can I get a yes and Murray?
06:28On your marks get set
06:39This is crazy
06:41First mini challenge of the season and I've never done quick drag before we'll see how it looks
06:50You better
06:54I'm here
07:01Oh, it's good to see me, isn't it?
07:04I put on my finest pigeon coat, my wine-stained tube top dress, and I am ready to get this fashion consultation on the go
07:12I'm so excited to be here
07:14Thank you so much. I'm a big fan of yours. Oh my god. Did you catch me and RuPaul's roller boogie 47?
07:19I saw 48. I skipped 47. I probably need to see that
07:23You do. I was server number three. Let me see the top of your head. Oh my god. Yes, I remember that scene
07:27Yes, yes. Can I come in?
07:29I wish you would. I'm coming in. Okay. Thank you so much
07:34My agent sent me here because apparently I need some style help
07:39Oh, girl, look at you. Oh gosh
07:42What have you been up to lately? I haven't seen you in a minute
07:45Oh my god, I did a commercial for a laxative. Oh, it was explosive. I auditioned on American Idol. Oh, you did?
07:51Yeah, it didn't air though. Look at you. You're like some kind of glamour leprechaun
07:55Exactly. My name is Patricia. Pat if you're nasty. You have seen me in the magazines Carson
08:04Okay, this knows knows no boundaries. I won Miss Lobster Roll 2004 in Shizyak
08:13And how would you describe your style in three words? I think I would do skinny for sure
08:18It would be the first one punk out of bed
08:21Punk out of bed
08:23Chief, that's five words. This is my new pigeon coat pigeon is very in right now. Is it? It is. Okay
08:30Baby, this is chicken feathers from my own coop. Please it's farm to closet. Oh, yes. Oh, right
08:37I mean your oh, your bosoms are um, I think I feel like they're coming out. They're coming out
08:41That might be something we can work on. I need some style help. Is this beaver?
08:46It's actually my back hair. It is. Yeah
08:48I thought I took it off the back put it on the front. Put your thing down and flipped it and reversed it. I loved it
08:53I love that shoe. Oh, yeah, thanks. The shoe matches always Carson. You're so flexible to rich. Thank you. That's what gets me the covers
09:01Uh, what do you think of my outfit? I do like your uh, your pocket handkerchief. Oh, thank you
09:06Yes. The pocket square. Oh, I love a pocket square. It looks like a triangle to me
09:11I know I know who cares about geometry. I think people are having sex in that window behind us. Oh, hold on. Let me see
09:17Oh, my gosh
09:19Oh, look at them. Oh, my gosh
09:21I just love love. I know all right. We'll just try to avert our eyes for some of your favorite style
09:28Influencers I think her name is melinda verga melinda verga. Melinda verga. Oh, what an interesting choice
09:33Brooklyn Heights
09:35Really? I saw those lace eyebrows and I just needed some of them myself. You see that right there? I'll lift up them. Wow. Oh, wow
09:42They look so real. Oh, thank you. I think you're hypnotizing me. Oh, my goodness
09:48I think you are an amazing astrophysicist
09:54One sec, one sec. Let me flap it out of you. Oh
09:58God, I feel what just happened? We should probably um, see you do a little runway walk
10:03I am a little sore from last night, so I'll try my best
10:05Oh, God, did you fall? No, I just had too much food
10:09Over here
10:11Oh, God. Oh, goodness
10:14Chiropractor faster faster faster faster turn and a little jog a light jog a light jog. Oh, yeah, that's good. Oh, yes lead with the knees
10:23I remember this from
10:25Moncton fashion week and that is the actual lobster roll
10:30Mm-hmm
10:32That's so unique. I walked like that once after a week in Barbados
10:36Okay, well, my spoons came out. Oh my God. Where were those?
10:41This is when I lost Mr. Officer Roll 2005. Hold on added talent
10:47All right, I think we're done here. So get out. Okay, thank you so much
10:51I'll find you on the Moncton Facebook page. Thanks so much. I'm banned. I'm sure you are
10:59Well in a room full of D-listers one of you was an A plus
11:04The winner of today's mini challenge is
11:08Sammy Landry
11:10You have won twenty five hundred dollars cash
11:19Courtesy of swish embassy
11:21Oh
11:23All right now that we're all warmed up
11:25It's time to sizzle your sisters because for this week's maxi challenge. It's the return of the reading battles
11:31You'll face off against one of your fellow queens and take turns trading burns
11:40It is the reading battles. We've all seen it. Some of us may not love it reading is an art form
11:46It is something that not everybody can do because you have to be smart and a lot of these girls are so stupid
11:54The goal is simple win your battle and secure your safety lose your battle and well you might be in danger girl
12:02And the funniest queen of the night will win the maxi challenge
12:06But first you need a reading buddy
12:08Sammy Landry as the winner of the mini challenge you will select your rival. Let me get a look here. Let me get a look
12:17I get to pick my opponent first. Who do I want to destroy?
12:23I'm gonna go for p.m
12:25I hate you so much. I hate you more
12:30Now I will choose a queen at random and they will pick their opponent
12:38Hazel
12:39Who the fuck do I want to choose? Who is on the same level as me?
12:44I think I'm gonna go with
12:47caramel
12:49Okay
12:51Dulce
12:52I know everyone thinks i'm gonna go pigman but i'm not sure i kind of wanted to surprise them
12:58You know what i'm gonna go with velma
13:02Work
13:02Work
13:02Okay, so dulce versus velma all right let's find our next name
13:10Ebony labelle
13:12Oh
13:15So which of y'all bitches would call me annoying?
13:20You wanted to be salt versus pepper so bad so you know what i'm gonna choose maya fox
13:25So it's ebony versus maya and that means it's saltina versus van goth
13:37Fate leaves me and van together and i cannot wait to read her down
13:45To help you get up in this gig you'll get some help from our extra special guest judge but i'll let her introduce herself
13:52Oh
13:53Racers start your engines and may the best drag queen read
14:01My name is alissa edwards and i am a very established and seasoned queen i mean truly what the
14:09am i actually doing here in canada where's brooklyn heights
14:12Oh my god
14:18i am gooped gagged and bewildered
14:24She is like my favorite drag queen of all time tell me are we ready for the reading battle yeah the girls wanna battle
14:32Y'all this is fun. I know what you all are feeling right now
14:36But i think if you turn off the voices in your head sometimes
14:40And allow yourself to giggle and laugh
14:43And if you're confident in your skin unapologetically the judges will enjoy
14:47Yeah, I feel like it is hard because it's like you don't want to offend the person
14:50Why don't you want to offend them in a reading battle?
14:52Honey, there's a cash prize. There is a check waving to you. You better get to offend and everybody
14:57All the girls think that i'm an easy target in this challenge and i'm sure hazel thinks she has it in the bag
15:02But i feel like if anything that just fuels my fire. I mean alyssa edwards gave me the hint so i need to come in hard
15:08So if a joke doesn't land
15:11How do you keep rolling?
15:14Guess what i'm laughing first. Yes. Okay. Okay, because if you can't make yourself laugh
15:22Somebody at home laugh many times in season five me telling myself i can't do this or this or this oh hell, bitch
15:29You could do all that now. It might not be as fast or as sharp as someone else
15:34But what you do is authentically unapologetically you and when you bring that to this competition
15:41That's when you soar
15:42Do you have any advice like maybe right before you walk in to like kind of tell yourself or does that just kind of tie into pretty much?
15:47No, I think being a performer
15:48It's natural to be nervous because we're passionate about it, right?
15:51We want to do good. We want to be a symbol of excellence
15:53We want to be the best version of ourselves
15:55So it's natural to be nervous especially when you're passionate about something and I think that's good hearing alyssa say that like
16:01If you have nerves, it's because you're passionate kind of makes me feel a little bit more at ease because I feel like
16:06I've been a really nervous pretty much this whole competition, but it's because it means a lot to me
16:10This isn't just a game like this is something I really want bring that backstage drag banter bring that to the main stage
16:18I'm excited to see all this
16:20And I believe in you all right now. Let me meet y'all's opponents get the hell up out of here
16:32I love mr. Alyssa motherfucking air words that is so gaggy
16:37Alyssa is that type of girl that just knows how to throw it back right at you and she could give us some really really really good advice
16:43I'm Sammy Laundry always say that again. Sammy Laundry
16:48Somebody, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy Laundry. Laundry. That's the experience. What does that mean? It means my name. Laundry. Laundry. It's french
16:58Clearly. Yes
16:59Who thinks they're really gonna excel in this? I feel like I'm gonna surprise myself. You better do that, honey
17:04Or you better be a good lip-sinker
17:06I can perform down. I know all about that because I thought I was fucking hilarious, bitch
17:11You were cackling you were having a hoot and a hauls and I was obsessed with that. The judges didn't they were like
17:17Alyssa were you entertained? I said thoroughly
17:20But I'm a storyteller. I learned very quickly and these kind of challenges sometimes less is best and when it's less is best
17:26You can get a lot more snappy punch get to the punch and delivery can be everything
17:32Sometimes for me for my character. I could read a children's book and make it funny. Yeah
17:35Just really sell your character with it. Yeah. Alyssa is giving us some solid comedy advice. This is all in fun
17:42It's just drag. It's not personal. It's just drag. Now, I'm nobody's lie detector test
17:46But I think some of these queens are over here playing too canadian and nice
17:50But I think some of them are quite shady
17:54I'll stay tuned
17:56Oh
17:59That's good
18:01Oh my god
18:03Alyssa Edwards
18:05Motherfucking edwards. She came to moncton. No way
18:102018 I open for a show that she did in montreal. So you said it was around
18:152018
18:17How long have you been doing drag again nine years nine years? I started in a drag competition
18:22Um, and I won the contest and at the end I found the heart of drag being my heart
18:29my art art
18:32But yeah a little bit of this too
18:34The only way to get good at it and the only way to figure out your drag is with a lot of experience
18:41I didn't have shows and gigs that much because they didn't want to book me
18:45It was a challenge to be booked for gigs. I was feeling the hate more from the older queens than my sisters
18:54It's been nine years, but it's like the two last years that I really really had jobs and I did my experience
19:01Like I'm such a fighter. So I just keep on going. It's a little bit sad like I'm like
19:06I I wish I had the chance that my my sisters that started with me has
19:12I'm really happy that I have a place here and that I can be celebrating this this heart
19:18So they want to yeah, let's wish you to get to work. Yeah
19:24Wait did you get no I got chosen who chose you ebony chose me so you're easy to read
19:31Ebony is a really big personality and I just need to make sure that she doesn't seem on me in this challenge
19:36I need to take my space up and stand out in my own way
19:42I am so happy. I'm sitting with my sisters miss vanessa goth and ebony because they are the funniest bitches in the room
19:49And I need some help. I chose my I don't really know too much about her
19:54But that didn't stop me from writing a lot of jokes. Maya did win snatch game last week
19:58So I know she's good at improv and what if she takes away the momentum from my jokes with a good clap back
20:03Are we feeling a little devious today?
20:08Well, yeah, well, yeah, I feel like we all didn't get to pick right all three of us
20:12Yeah, I didn't get to pick but I got who I wanted. Oh, really? Really? Yeah, okay
20:16You know that has a big target on her back with two wins and I feel like I
20:21Could you know maybe?
20:24Make a little less comfortable. I'm happy that you're going against her because I feel like you can really
20:28Yeah, I don't want to I don't want her to get out the win. I want to deflate her ego. Just a little
20:34you know
20:36I would have picked hazel because I know hazel the best and I know
20:40Tell me about it. Oh, we will we will. I want to like dig in deep. Yeah, right. Yeah, and we will dig deep today
20:46I'm gonna give
20:47Caramilk a couple of little zingers
20:50Or things they can dig out that might throw hazel off their game
20:54Because hazel definitely threw my game off last week by not choosing me. Do you think everyone else leaving shady?
21:00I hope so. No, I think I think everybody look at them. They're all over looking at us
21:04Oh my god, okay, I'm gonna talk to you
21:06Oh my god. Merci dieu jesus
21:09Jésus marie
21:11Les obitiés qui nous comprende peut行了
21:13Non, ça a pas à te comprendre
21:16Moi je suis comme pas violente pantoute
21:17Non
21:18Mais j'essaie de comme acte commeef
21:19J'aime aussi, mais tu sais
21:21A la fin de journée
21:23c'est juste à pas être drôle
21:25Like, tu peux être heeevil
21:27Ouais
21:28Mais autant que tu es drôle
21:29C'est ça qui parle
21:30Ouais, exact, c'est ça
21:31I believe you can go as nasty, dirty, and deep as you can go, if it's funny, it's okay.
21:39This week, I know I have to be really prepared.
21:55The order of the word are so important in comedy.
21:58So, for me, I know I have to practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, and practice
22:04to success.
22:11When life hands you limes, put them in your hat.
22:23Face in your walk, head to toe, let your whole body talk.
22:29When life hands you limes, put them in your hat.
22:35Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
22:39She's my favorite naughty librarian.
22:42It's Tracy Melshor.
22:43Hey, Brooke Brooke.
22:44Hi, Trace.
22:45What is your favorite kind of read?
22:47Petulant.
22:48Ooh, noted.
22:51And it's style superstar Carson Kressley.
22:53Carson, what are you still doing here?
22:56Oh, well, I came for the poutine, but I stayed for the Mt. Me's.
23:01I think you mean the Mt. Tees.
23:02No, I mean Mt. Me's.
23:04And it's the pride and joy of Mesquite, Texas, the winner of Global All-Stars, Alyssa Edwards.
23:11I'm back, back, back, back, back again.
23:13Alyssa, you've never been here.
23:15Only in my dreams.
23:17This week, we put our queen's literacy to the test in the reading battles.
23:23Racers, start your engines.
23:26And may the best drag queen win.
23:28Charisma, uniqueness.
23:33Category is My Chemical Reaction.
23:37First up, Hazel.
23:39My Chemical Reaction is inspired by metallicizing.
23:44There is the silver-plated side, and then the gold is metallicizing all over it.
23:50If only she had a brain.
23:52Bitch, fuck Joan of Arc.
23:53It's Hazel of Arc.
23:54I'm here to stomp on this competition.
23:57Thank you for being an alloy.
24:02Maya Fox.
24:05I'm ready to serve you Eruption Baby.
24:07I am the volcano.
24:09We have rubble all on this down.
24:11We've got lava coming out.
24:13It is moving.
24:14It is flowing.
24:15She is smoking.
24:16That's my Mount Vesuvacissi.
24:18I'm really selling this head to toe.
24:21I am melting all over this stage.
24:23What a hot hat.
24:24Pompeii, I say.
24:27Ebony LaBelle.
24:28Ooh.
24:29Miss Ebony, she's getting ready to go to the gala.
24:32She got her pretty dress on.
24:34She got her hair up in her rollers, honey.
24:37She's reading the good old Bell magazine.
24:39She's that high here.
24:41And I turn around.
24:42Boom.
24:43She's untarnted and barnted.
24:44The whole back is burnt to a crisp, but isn't she so glamorous?
24:49Hair today?
24:50Gone tomorrow.
24:51PM.
24:52My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction bleach.
24:58Another plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque again.
25:01Man.
25:02On one side of me, I am plaqued.
25:04I am disgusting.
25:05I am a deep, coffee-stained yellow.
25:08And then on the other side, I am showing you pearly and white.
25:12Get up to three shades lighter in just two weeks.
25:16Fanned off.
25:18My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction decaying.
25:21Now that right there is rigamorous.
25:25I want it to be in kind of a half state of decaying.
25:28So, I got bones coming out.
25:30Baby, I'm giving you horror.
25:31I'm giving you spooky.
25:33Spooky.
25:34Ooh.
25:35It takes a lot of backbone to wear a look like this.
25:40Caramel.
25:41Who doesn't love a melted chocolate bar?
25:46What the fudge?
25:47This week, I really wanted to show something more sexy.
25:50I just wanted to go down the runway with my oiled up legs and show the girls that I can really strut down.
25:55I think I see her ganache.
25:57Caramel is melting the hearts of the judges.
26:01Sammy Laundrie.
26:04My chemical reaction is inspired by crystallization.
26:08Oh my God, I'm crystallized, you guys.
26:12I don't fucking know how crystallization works.
26:14I'm not a scientist.
26:15I'm a drag queen.
26:17Now that right there is Marilyn Monroe.
26:19I wanted to challenge myself and push myself and show the judges that I hear the critiques.
26:25This is the glam, Sammy.
26:28Saltina Shaker.
26:29My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction of cryogenesis.
26:34That's me freezing.
26:36It's Kate minus eight Fahrenheit.
26:39I have these pipes going into my suit, pumping oxygen.
26:44But I'm slowly freezing to death, putting the cyst in cryogenesis.
26:50She's giving us the cold shoulder.
26:52Dulce.
26:54I'm rolling down this runway like I have a rock and at the very end I bust open and you see everything that's inside of me.
27:01I could see her Grand Canyon.
27:03A lot of browns, a lot of like almost orangey colors, maybe a bit of crystallization, which is why the rhinestones are all placed and scattered everywhere.
27:12I want to show the judges that I don't always just wear a gown.
27:15Not a soul could rock.
27:17Belma Jones.
27:18Belma Jones.
27:19The graceful Mother Nature has arrived.
27:21It's precipitation, but fashion.
27:24The hair clouds discharge with water.
27:28The rain is pouring to the cold ground, becoming ice.
27:32Here she is, world.
27:34It's Stormy Daniels.
27:36I want to take my time for the judges to really take it in and really appreciate all the details.
27:43Is that the first time a woman's ever made you wet?
27:45She's fighting tears of the truth.
27:52Welcome to Reading Battles.
27:54Tonight, two queens will face off in a read-off.
27:59You will exchange burns and land as many hits as you can.
28:04The winner of each battle will secure their spot in the competition.
28:08And the funniest queen of the night will be our maxi winner.
28:12We will also name a bottom three from the losers of their battles.
28:17So don't hold back.
28:28Welcome to our first battle.
28:30The only thing whiter than her face is her dancing.
28:34It's Van Gogh.
28:36Hi, man.
28:38And just like her hometown, Ottawa, she's had a bunch of angry truckers in her.
28:43It's Saltina Shaker.
28:45Yay!
28:46Let the reading begin!
28:49Hello, everyone. My name is Van Gogh.
28:51I am the little devil with the list, also known as the frontrunner of the competition.
28:56Saltina is so desperate for another win.
28:58She's battling the girl with the speech impediment.
29:01And she's still gonna lose, but it'll remind her of week one.
29:06All right. Hi, ladies and gentlemen.
29:09Uh, whatever the fuck PM is.
29:11How are we doing tonight?
29:13You know, Van, it looks like somebody squished your face.
29:18But it also sounds like somebody squished your face.
29:22Saltina, you are the queen of social media.
29:25And I want you to show us how to do one of those amazing transitions right now.
29:30From the main stage back to Ottawa.
29:33What do Van's filler and Canadian geese have in common?
29:40They're both migrating as we speak.
29:44Well, I went to Brooklyn's doctor, so...
29:50I know.
29:55Oh, my gosh!
29:56Van walks into a bar.
29:58Is something I would say if Caramel didn't steal all her bookings.
30:06Albert Einstein invented the theory of relativity.
30:10My theory?
30:11Your parents were relatives.
30:16I want to leave you all with some homework.
30:19Do y'all know what a blobfish is?
30:22A blobfish?
30:23If you don't know what it is, look it up when you get back home and...
30:27Let me know what you think.
30:29Let me know what you think.
30:31Um, hint.
30:32It's hideous.
30:34Thank you, guys.
30:36Woo!
30:37Well done.
30:38The reading battle is on.
30:41A real war of words.
30:43Lots of casualties and collateral damage over here.
30:46Van Gogh, I can tell that you host.
30:49I can tell that you are comfortable commanding a room.
30:51Saltina, you had some great zingers in there.
30:54Canada Goose, Migration.
30:55I was like, wait, they make more than just jackets?
30:57I was a little worried about you at first, but you really found your rhythm at the end, and you ended on the perfect note, which is that blobfish.
31:05And also, your PM joke will live rent-free in my head forever.
31:09I think this is a double act, something you two both should take on the road together.
31:14Good and evil.
31:15The winner of this reading battle is...
31:20Saltina Shaker.
31:21Yay!
31:26Condragulations, you live to slay another day.
31:29Yay!
31:30That means I'm sorry, my dear, but Van Gogh, you lost your battle, and you may be up for elimination.
31:35It's time for our next battle.
31:39Now, despite popular belief, she did not shoot Selena.
31:48It's Dulce!
31:50Oh, my God, that's great.
31:52And she's the Jean Chrétien of drag.
31:56It's Velvet Jones!
32:00Let the reading begin!
32:02Well, hello, everyone.
32:04My name is Dulce, and I will be your main course for this evening.
32:08To warm us up, you know, the one that you kind of toss to the side.
32:11Velma.
32:13Hi, everybody, NPM!
32:15I'm Velma Jones!
32:17I'm your Frenchie sweetheart.
32:18And the good thing with this face-off is I would not understand any of it.
32:23Okay.
32:24Girl, neither will we.
32:25Don't worry.
32:26Oh, Dulce.
32:27I like Dulce de leche.
32:28Mmm, mmm, mmm.
32:29What's missing?
32:30Oh, taste.
32:31Too bad I can't ask for you.
32:32Velma is so white.
32:33When feasts...
32:34Woo!
32:35When feasts...
32:36Girl, I know about feasts.
32:37But when I first met Velma, she thought I was housecleaning.
32:40She did.
32:41And when production first said hard ice, she got so excited because she thought I was finally getting deported.
32:46Ah!
32:47Oh, my God!
32:48Girl!
32:49Yeah, well, Dulce really wants to be fully part of our drag family.
32:53And judging by how she's dressing...
32:55Hey, Grandma!
32:56Oh, my God!
32:57Oh, my God!
32:58Yeah, well, Dulce really wants to be fully part of our drag family.
33:01And judging by how she's dressing...
33:03Hey, Grandma!
33:05I'm surprised you know the word Grandma, because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you?
33:21Yeah!
33:22Oh, yeah, sure.
33:23But my grandma loved me.
33:24She's the only one that does.
33:27Fuck.
33:28Dulce is so poor.
33:30Well, yes, well, yes.
33:36She keeps her drink tickets from drag bar gigs and uses them as coupons at grocery store.
33:42I would have saved those drink tickets for your mom. I know she could have used them.
33:47But did you know that Velma also has a drag king personality?
33:51No, she does. She does.
33:53But honestly, if we were all such a half-assed drag queen like her, we would also need another personality to make up for the lack of talent.
33:59No girls are reading.
34:02Dulce is from the city of London. And now I understand where she got her British smile.
34:12Elma! Elma! Elma!
34:17Yay!
34:20Wow.
34:21Both of you really surprised me because you seemed a little timid yesterday.
34:25Dulce loved your confidence.
34:27I loved how you commanded the stage.
34:30Velma, I loved how you were able to laugh at yourself and the fact that English is not your first language.
34:35You surprised me.
34:36Your timing, your delivery, really impeccable.
34:40The winner of this reading battle is...
34:42Velma Jones, congratulations!
34:46You have won your reading battle.
34:55Dulce, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
35:01It's time for our next battle.
35:05She's not viral.
35:06She's just diseased.
35:07It's Sammy Landry!
35:08And they're polyamorous.
35:09But you could probably tell that just by looking at them.
35:22It's PM!
35:23Done!
35:24Let the reading begin!
35:27Pussy milk.
35:31That is the name that PM chose for themselves.
35:38It's a little hard to process.
35:40It might be because I'm lactose intolerant or because it's just a shit name.
35:47Now, I'm gonna find some new names for you tonight because, uh, your pussy milk is rotted.
35:55My name is PM.
35:57Just the letters P and M, you stupid bitch.
36:00Um, Sammy Landry, season six's comedy queen.
36:06The only funny thing about you, though, is that your dad and your mom know each other better as brother and sister.
36:12Oh, damn!
36:15PM.
36:17Poorly made.
36:20PM.
36:22Right.
36:23Problematic mug.
36:25Yeah.
36:28Your makeup is a little dry, kind of like your punchline.
36:34Kay, you've got me with that one.
36:37Okay, Sammy, I have two words for you, and I am gonna say them really slowly because you're from Moncton, and that means you're an idiot.
36:47Pimple patches.
36:48Patches. You're looking like a Jackson Pollock painting out a drag, sweetheart, and we don't want to see it anymore.
36:56Oh, my. P.M.
36:59Patchy mullet.
37:02Oh, my gosh.
37:03Your drag belongs in the dark, P.M. hours, because I don't want to see it.
37:10We have an animal on stage, and from your lip sync, you literally look like a pony doing fucking dressage.
37:19And your teeth. Are you munching and crunching those carrots, sweetheart?
37:25I haven't mentioned the carrots because I can clearly see what the fuck is going on here, okay?
37:32P.M. Poop muncher.
37:36And I'm about to leave the stage because I don't want to take up any more of your time like Sammy has in this competition.
37:46Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
37:48Thank you so much.
37:51You two went in really engaging with each other. I'd love to see it.
37:55Sammy, all of those P.M.s were great. They were clever, they were inventive, but most importantly, they were funny.
38:01Both of you, well done. Bravo.
38:04The winner of this reading battle is Sammy Landry.
38:13That means, P.M., I'm sorry, my dear, you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
38:23It's time for our next battle.
38:25If she was a coffee order, she'd be a flat white.
38:35It's Hazel.
38:36That was good. That was good.
38:39And she's not even the best drag queen in her family.
38:42It's caramel.
38:43Let the reading begin.
38:48Hello, everyone. My name is Hazel. Her name is Disappointment.
38:54Caramel, you made so many clock jokes in Snatch Game. Now, the only clock that's ticking is your name in this game.
39:02That did not come out how it should. Not at all. Not one bit. Well, you know, fuck my drag. Okay, next.
39:08Hazel threw her sister, P.M., under the bus last week.
39:12Oh, my God.
39:12She must go through a lot of razor shaving those two faces.
39:16Something Maya Fox would know a lot about.
39:19Oh.
39:20Did y'all know that Caramel came in here named after the wrong chocolate bar?
39:26Bitch, your name should be Crunchy.
39:28It is Caramel with a K, and this is Hazel without her K.
39:34Ketamine.
39:36Oh, shit.
39:37Girl.
39:38Oh, shit.
39:39Oh.
39:41Girl, I know.
39:42Girl, P.M. P.M. told you that one, bitch.
39:45We see in your nostrils.
39:46Oh.
39:48You know what's so endearing about Caramel?
39:51The fact that she thought she was going to be a bigger star than Dulce in the acting challenge.
39:56No one's bigger than Dulce.
40:00You have a weekly show called Haze, which makes a lot of sense, because you have the testosterone of an entire fraternity.
40:10Ironic that Caramel played Flava Flav, because she's been giving tasteless performances week after week after week.
40:20But I still send Star home with no makeup on.
40:22Boop.
40:23Hazel rapped about being a star in her It Girl music video verse.
40:31Girl, with that cheerleader entrance look, you're not shining.
40:34You're sheening.
40:37Bitch.
40:39Stupid.
40:40So stupid.
40:43Okay, gorgeous gowns.
40:45Hazel, I relate to you, because you're a funny person when you're not reading a script, all right?
40:53When you put the cards down, and you interacted with the audience and with us, you invited us into your world, and we felt like we were a part of the Hazel show.
41:02Even when the jokes didn't land, you didn't wither.
41:05You know, you stood tall and fabulous and strong, so we love to see it.
41:09And Caramel, it's nice to see you pushing yourself outside of your shell.
41:13You had some really great jokes in there, and you finished on such a high note for me, and it was a really good period on the sentence.
41:20The winner of this reading battle is...
41:23Caramel.
41:26Woo!
41:30Hazel, my dear, I'm sorry, but you lost your battle and may be a preliminary.
41:33Darn.
41:35It is time for our final battle.
41:43St. Catherine's has no nightlife, which explains her drag.
41:49It's Ebony LaBelle!
41:50Yes!
41:53And she puts the East in beast!
41:56It's Maya Fox!
41:57Not that.
41:58Yes!
42:00Let the reading begin!
42:02I am so happy that I get to share the stage with you this week.
42:05I mean, goddamn, bitches, look how good she makes me love!
42:11Ebony is such a likable and friendly queen.
42:14Even her lace has been waving at me all season.
42:17Hi, Maya!
42:18Hi, Maya!
42:19Miss Maya, did y'all know she is a lyricist and also a liar?
42:24Yeah?
42:25Mm-hmm.
42:26So let me tell you, okay, in her verse on episode one, she says that she serves looks in her free time.
42:32I guess she don't got a lot of free time, bitch.
42:40Oh, my gosh!
42:41Oh, my gosh!
42:43Oh, my gosh!
42:43This bitch is always interrupting people.
42:46So, Ebony, the next time you need to say something, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
42:52I know I've been dogging on her ugly brother over there, so let me give you some nice words, okay?
43:01Because I am kind.
43:02It is so lovely to see you working on your makeup brick by brick by motherfucking brick, bitch.
43:10Bitch, you really are the queen of blending into the background.
43:13Oh, girl.
43:16Alyssa, I am so motherfucking happy that you are here this week.
43:19I actually prepared a gift for you, okay?
43:22Miss Maya Fox is here to show you how to finally hook in a pillowcase, bitch.
43:27Wait a minute, she don't got a chin either!
43:29She can't!
43:30You waiting to meet this or her?
43:32This bitch was so busted in the commercial, it looks like her booking fee is $37.50.
43:39Listen, we got to work on that drag name.
43:42She came up in here as Maya Fox, but I think we could try Maya Horse or, uh, Maya Taste is Awful or, uh, Maya Time in this Competition is Up after this week's challenge.
43:52Woo!
43:55I am Ebony LaBelle, and that's a man, Maury.
43:58Now this is how you close out a reading battle.
44:04I think this is my favorite duo of the night.
44:06Yes.
44:06What an epic showdown.
44:08Ebony, let's talk.
44:10Gorgeous, confident, strong.
44:13The comebacks were, like, impeccable.
44:15I felt like I was watching you in Vegas.
44:17Ah!
44:18You give me a character right out of Paris is Burning.
44:22Oh, Maya, it was a very Canadian approach.
44:25Yeah.
44:26You had great material.
44:27I love to raise your hand.
44:29You had some, uh, cute little zingers.
44:32The winner of this reading battle is...
44:36Ebony LaBelle.
44:38Woo!
44:39Yes!
44:40Oh!
44:41Thank you so much!
44:45Maya Fox, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
44:53Condragulations to our battle winners this week.
44:56You all burnt your opponents to a crisp, but one of you really stirred the pots.
45:03Ebony LaBelle, congratulations!
45:06Yeah!
45:07Yeah!
45:08Yeah!
45:10You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
45:13Yes, I am!
45:13Yeah!
45:14You have won $5,000 cash courtesy of Lucky Bastard Distilleries.
45:19Bitch, I'm a lucky bastard tonight!
45:22Oh, yes, ma'am!
45:23Oh, that's like good money!
45:25That leaves us with the losers of their battles.
45:29Van Gogh, Maya Fox, you are both safe.
45:36Which means Dulce, PM, and Hazel, I'm sorry, but you are the bottom three this week.
45:43Ebony, as this week's winner, you have earned the power of the golden beaver, granting you
45:49the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their life.
45:54You hold the fate of your sisters in your petite little hands.
45:59As you untuck, the bottom three may plead their case.
46:02You may leave the stage.
46:06Oh, girl!
46:08The reading battles have come to a close.
46:11The reading battles were so much fun.
46:13We really redeemed the reading challenges on Canada's Drag Race.
46:17You're welcome, season five.
46:18We can finally all stop hearing Ebony cry about being safe.
46:22Cheek water challenge!
46:24Yeah!
46:25Yeah, cheers!
46:27Well deserved.
46:28I motherfucking ate that.
46:29Yes, you did!
46:30Yes, you did!
46:31Bitch, I won!
46:34Ah!
46:37Bitch, I won!
46:39Girl, y'all know I've been hungry for it.
46:42I'm just, like, so proud of myself.
46:43Oh, I know these hoes are bad.
46:46And Maya, I need to say, I'm not mad at you.
46:48We killed it up there.
46:50We did great.
46:51You were the one person that I did not want to go against.
46:54Ah!
46:55And this is my redemption to say.
46:56Yes!
46:57Oh, my God.
46:59Bitch, you were so funny.
47:01The comedy redemption finally happened.
47:03Sorry for this.
47:04Yes, me too.
47:06I am funny.
47:08Yes!
47:08Yes, you are.
47:10My spot is secured.
47:12I want to hear what the bottoms have to say.
47:14I wanted to talk to my sister Dulce because I'm feeling a vibe over here.
47:17It sucks.
47:20I feel like I haven't, um, been, like, reaching the potential that I know I can.
47:25I feel like my drag is, like, fucking sickening.
47:28No, I'm happy you won.
47:30I wish I won.
47:30But it is what it is.
47:33My track record is good.
47:35I've been in the top.
47:36I've never gotten the beaver.
47:38I'm going to continue to fucking do better.
47:41I don't want to throw you two under the bus either because, like, I know you guys feel
47:44just as shit as I do.
47:46You guys are more used to it, but I'm not.
47:48I was waiting for that.
47:50I was waiting for it.
47:51The way you're feeling right now is the way that I was feeling a couple weeks ago.
47:55It's, like, you're doing good.
47:58You know, you wanted that moment.
47:59You wanted that win.
48:00And you're having a little short spot.
48:03Don't discredit yourself, girl.
48:05I deserve to stay here, but I don't know how the girls are playing it.
48:09If they're playing it by track record, it should be me.
48:12No questions asked.
48:13No shade, I want the beaver just as much as you do again, you know?
48:17Like, if I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season, then I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season.
48:21I want to keep going and fucking showing everyone that I am a threat in this competition
48:26and not a fucking flat white.
48:27God, I would kill for a flat white.
48:29Bitch, your face is a flat white.
48:30Oh!
48:32There is blush on it.
48:35Listen, I want to move into your beaver lodge, Ebeneez, so fucking give me that beaver, okay?
48:40I am obviously a little upset that I'm here.
48:43I'm somebody in Vancouver who doesn't really do the back room shit.
48:48So for me to sit down and put pen to paper and make people laugh today
48:52is probably one of my proudest moments.
48:55And I can't stop smiling because I look fucking good.
49:00I feel good.
49:02And I did good today.
49:04I obviously hope you use the beaver on me
49:06because these two don't know how to use a beaver properly.
49:10Bitch, when I was 16, I had my time with a beaver.
49:12Yeah, sure you have, Hazel.
49:13Bitch, we're friends to this day.
49:15Hi, Kiana.
49:16If I were in the top, I would have used it on PM.
49:19I would have used it on PM.
49:20I thought you were absolutely phenomenal.
49:23I would say Dulce, for sure.
49:25I think she's got the best track record.
49:28Who's the fucking gag over there?
49:29No, I said for sure.
49:30Oh, okay.
49:31Well, I mean, for me, I think, like, Hazel, I think you already had the beaver.
49:35Like, this is how I would process it.
49:37PM, you got the beaver last week as well.
49:39Dulce's never had the beaver.
49:41You were in the top in the commercial challenge.
49:43I don't know what Ebony's gonna do here.
49:45She's got some really strong options, but she could also make a move in this competition.
49:48She also has an alliance with everybody up in here, so I don't know what this bitch is thinking.
49:52There's a lot of things to take into consideration.
49:53I can fully just base it off of today.
49:55I can base it off a track record.
49:57I can also base it off of what I think's gonna come next.
50:00What if the next challenge is a performance challenge?
50:02Who I think is going to really, really eat it up next week.
50:05I know that Ebony is playing this game strategically, so I need to make sure that I give her an offer that she cannot deny so that I end up with the beaver in my hands.
50:16Ebony, can I say something, though?
50:18Yes.
50:18I feel like this week I rose, and I feel like I'm headed upwards, and if you were to ever find yourself down, I would scratch your back for sure.
50:29And I would scratch it so good.
50:31I feel like I didn't flop this week, and I really want to be here, and I will get you back if you get me this week.
50:38And you know what?
50:38Dulce and I can say the exact same thing, too.
50:41Literally, girl, re-fucking-tweet.
50:43But you don't mean it.
50:44What do you mean I don't mean it?
50:46Because you put me out there last week, and I want to be your best friend.
50:49Bitch, I did not fucking put you out there last week.
50:51You didn't choose me.
50:53I was in the moment, but anyone else would have fucking chosen you.
50:55You're in the moment, and that's the thing.
50:58So it is what it is.
51:00You know what I think?
51:01I think let them put all of it out on the lip sync.
51:03Let them down.
51:04Save me.
51:05Make it real simple.
51:06They need stuff to work out.
51:08Make them lip sync.
51:09Down.
51:10But I also want to see you turn the party, Dulce.
51:12Pardon?
51:13You said you could turn the party, and I want to see you go out there.
51:16I want to see you go.
51:17Like, girl, shoot the fuck out.
51:18Like, whether we listening or not, like, I'm fucking ready to oof, girl.
51:21I love this untucked.
51:23PM gave me a very good offer that if I scratch their back now, they'll scratch my back later.
51:30I do believe them.
51:31I really do.
51:32Bitch, now everybody making that plea.
51:34So I guess I'm pretty good whoever the hell I choose.
51:37I don't know.
51:38Girl, I just got to make a damn decision.
51:40I don't know.
51:40I don't know.
51:40I don't know.
51:40I don't know.
51:40I don't know.
51:40I don't know.
51:41I don't know.
51:41I don't know.
51:42I don't know.
51:42I don't know.
51:42I don't know.
51:43I don't know.
51:44Welcome back, queens.
51:49Ebony LaBelle.
51:51Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
51:54Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
51:57Y'all did not make it easy this week.
51:59Whoever I don't save, bitches, fight it out on the stage.
52:05I have chose to save Dulce.
52:09Lobby damned.
52:10Dulce, you are out of the woods this week.
52:18You may join the others at the back.
52:21I love you, Alyssa.
52:24PM.
52:26Hazel.
52:28I'm sorry, but this means you are both up for elimination.
52:32Two queens stand before us.
52:34Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance of Dumb Blonde by Avril Lavigne featuring Nicki Minaj.
52:44This is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination.
52:51The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
52:59Good luck.
53:04And don't fuck it up.
53:10I ain't no dumb blonde.
53:12I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
53:15I got my game on.
53:17Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
53:19Well, there you go again, telling me where I belong.
53:22You put me on the bench, don't think that I can play strong.
53:27So quick to condescend, well, you think I'm empty, I'm not.
53:32You won't be so confident when I'm crushing you from the top.
53:36I'm a babe, I'm a boss that I'm making this Monday.
53:39Uh-huh.
53:40I can flip like a switch and I cut like a blade.
53:43Try to get it out.
53:45I can sting like a bee, but I'm sweeter than Hyundai.
53:48Uh-huh.
53:49And I'm quick as a whip, so get out of my way.
53:52Come and get it now.
53:54I ain't no dumb blonde.
53:56I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
53:58I got my game on.
54:00Just watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:03I ain't no dumb blonde.
54:05I am a freaking cherry ball.
54:07I need an icon.
54:09Come watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:11Stand up, everybody.
54:14Get out, say it loud.
54:15With bombshells raising hell now.
54:18Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:20Stand up, everybody.
54:22Get out, say it loud.
54:24With bombshells raising hell now.
54:26Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:28Yo, I ain't playing, but I won the cup.
54:30Came through heavy on it in a Bentley truck.
54:33It was me, young Avril, security tough.
54:35In the back, just in case one of y'all run up.
54:37One of y'all, um, um, all of y'all be stuck.
54:39When you see a young queen in the flesh, what's up?
54:41All I hating you was doing, got the Barbie popping.
54:44Now, all of them want to be a Barbie, I'm watching.
54:46But you never gon' stop me, never gon' top me.
54:48Millions or millions, they never gon' drop me.
54:50I am the prototype, the pink print.
54:52No, I don't want no frauds.
54:54Wink, wink.
54:55I ain't no dumb boss.
54:57I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
54:59I got my game on.
55:01Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:04I ain't no dumb boss.
55:06I am a freaking cherry.
55:08Oh, yeah.
55:08Be your icon.
55:10Just watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:12Stand up, everybody, stand up, say it loud.
55:16Get it loud.
55:17Shout, raise and count now.
55:19Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:21Stand up, everybody, stand up, say it loud.
55:25Let's go.
55:26Shout, raise and count now.
55:27Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:30All right, that was great.
55:37That was great, bitch.
55:38Wow.
55:41Queens, we have made our decision.
55:49PM, Shantae, you stay.
55:52You're the only person I want to do with you.
56:04Go with it.
56:06Let's go with it.
56:08Hazel.
56:09Yes.
56:11Behind those hazel eyes is a star on the rise.
56:16Thank you so much for this opportunity.
56:19I feel so blessed to be here.
56:21Well, we are so blessed to have you here.
56:24Now, sashay away.
56:26This flat white will end spit now.
56:30Love you.
56:31Love you.
56:31Love you.
56:32Love you.
56:35You can catch my one-person comedy show coming very soon.
56:42You got any call tickets?
56:43Yeah.
56:44Yeah.
56:44I feel very disappointed.
56:49I just feel like I didn't really get to show off who I am truly as a performer, just besides
56:56that iconic lip sync.
56:58You bitch.
57:05Am I Fifi O'Hara in this moment?
57:12Oh, my God.
57:14The beautiful Hazel, you are absolutely beautiful.
57:19Like you said, you should be so proud of yourself.
57:22This is just the beginning.
57:23And that's what it's about.
57:25I know.
57:26I've sashayed away a few times in my time.
57:29Get your person.
57:32Come on.
57:32Let's go.
57:33We going to Texas?
57:34Let me take her.
57:34Let me take her.
57:35Is the bus still running?
57:37Yeah.
57:37I am.
57:38Baby, you're going to the train station or something.
57:41Girl, hit it.
57:43Congratulations, Queens.
57:45You live to slay another day.
57:47The world has never needed the magic of drag more.
57:50So remember, stay true, north, strong, and...
57:55Yeah!
57:57That's right.
57:58Now let the music play.
57:59You wear it well.
58:00You wear it well.
58:02You wear it well.
58:04I'm sure I suit you.
58:06Ooh, ooh, ooh.
58:08Work it for me.
58:09Work it for me, me.
58:12You wear it.
58:13You wear it.
58:13You wear it well.
58:15Next time on Canada's Drag Race...
58:17You'll be the hostesses with the mostesses
58:20on our brand new drag talk show, The Shade.
58:24I feel a little sad that neither of you
58:25really wanted me in your group.
58:26This is definitely not the energy
58:28that I want to start with.
58:29It's not just like having a drag mother, drag daughter.
58:32It's about the connections you make along the way.
58:34Girl, this is boring.
58:36I love this talk show, by the way.
58:37Whoa!
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