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00:00:00I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:00:08Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:00:10That was unexpected.
00:00:17Real romantic, Latsy.
00:00:19We need people to buy this, right?
00:00:25They signed a freaking contract?
00:00:27Unless we make it real.
00:00:36Then why are you shaking?
00:00:39You stay the hell away from me.
00:00:42You wouldn't be thanking me if you knew.
00:00:43I was Alex's fiance.
00:00:46Fiance?
00:00:47Sounds exciting.
00:00:51Xavier, wait.
00:00:53Stay away from me.
00:00:54We're done.
00:00:55Xavier, because all I ever wanted
00:00:57was to be with you.
00:01:13Is that Alex?
00:01:15Dang.
00:01:17No wonder you've taught most bangable enlist in three years running.
00:01:21He's so fine.
00:01:21Yeah, rich daddy on the school board.
00:01:24Isn't it?
00:01:25Today's a student president election?
00:01:27No chance anyone's beating him.
00:01:30So, who's this new guy I'm up against?
00:01:33Any dirt?
00:01:34Xavier.
00:01:35Scholarship kid.
00:01:36Geeky.
00:01:37Still fit, though.
00:01:38Number two on the bangable list.
00:01:40So, right behind you.
00:01:42Bit of a loner?
00:01:43Never heard of him.
00:01:44I told you, don't come home without the cash.
00:01:50Hey, this is St. Mountain High, not a freaking pub.
00:01:58Fine, she won't outrun this.
00:02:02You okay?
00:02:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:02:13Not even a thank you?
00:02:15At least tell me your name.
00:02:18It's not important.
00:02:19I'll never look away.
00:02:21That is Xavier Miller.
00:02:28All right, Xavier.
00:02:30I'll see you at the debate.
00:02:38All right, let's begin.
00:02:40The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
00:02:43Money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late.
00:02:47Are you accusing my father of corruption?
00:02:53Just stating the facts?
00:02:55Uh, we're gonna take a quick five-minute recess.
00:03:00Here's another fact, genius.
00:03:03That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
00:03:07So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
00:03:17Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:19Right to you.
00:03:23Like a far distance to the moon.
00:03:30I hope nothing needs to do.
00:03:36But I'll do all I'm meant to do when I try it next to you.
00:03:43What the actual fuck?
00:04:02That was unexpected.
00:04:06Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:04:09I thought he got a gaze.
00:04:11Hey, you good?
00:04:13I want everything on him.
00:04:15And I mean everything.
00:04:18Yeah.
00:04:31I just sold the damn house.
00:04:36What?
00:04:38You had no right.
00:04:39That's all Mom left us.
00:04:41Where will we live now?
00:04:42You want to see your old man get beaten to death by lung sharks?
00:04:49I need the money.
00:04:52How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:04:55Eight o'clock tonight, school cafe.
00:05:07Got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
00:05:10Whatever this is, make it quick.
00:05:33When I got you, I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:05:39I need the money.
00:05:41I need the money.
00:05:50What?
00:05:52Were you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:05:56A contract?
00:05:58Are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:06:01Real romantic, Watson.
00:06:03Call it a mutually beneficial arrangement.
00:06:07You see, you clearly need money.
00:06:11And I need to fix my reputation.
00:06:15Well, dating the school of scholarship golden boy is exactly the image boost I need right now.
00:06:20You investigated me?
00:06:21It's more like damage control.
00:06:26You see, you made me look like a fool in front of the entire school, so now you gotta fix it.
00:06:31If it weren't for the homophobia rumors, taking your poll numbers, would you still want to date a guy?
00:06:39Hell no.
00:06:40No, no, no.
00:06:40You see, this is just business.
00:06:43Duration?
00:06:48Tell the election's over.
00:07:00Keep it professional, Watson.
00:07:02Don't get any ideas.
00:07:08Don't you worry.
00:07:10Feelings aren't on the menu.
00:07:13Don't you look in my eyes, and I already hope this lasts.
00:07:20Trying hard not to jump, not to move too fast.
00:07:26But we could go on then.
00:07:30Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:07:33Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:07:37Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:07:40No one's watching us.
00:07:44You can drop the act now.
00:07:45We should probably tell your heart rate that.
00:07:47Jumping like crazy in there.
00:07:49Whatever.
00:07:50I'm leaving.
00:07:51Hey.
00:07:52Did I say you could leave?
00:07:54We have a frat party to hit.
00:07:56It's time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple.
00:07:59Is this part of the PR stem, too?
00:08:09Obviously, one accidental kiss is not going to sell this relationship.
00:08:12How is it?
00:08:14Let's make it believable.
00:08:15Hey, look out.
00:08:16It's our star quarterback and his cute, nerdy boyfriend.
00:08:21Watson, you're late.
00:08:22You know what that means, right?
00:08:23Penalty round.
00:08:24Let's go.
00:08:28Alright, boys.
00:08:29Rules are simple.
00:08:30Ice cube goes mouth to mouth.
00:08:32No hands allowed.
00:08:33No dropping.
00:08:41Do we really have to do this?
00:08:43Are you scared?
00:08:51Technically, this is not sanitary.
00:08:53No.
00:08:54Ah.
00:09:01Wake up.
00:09:02Yeah, you're focus.
00:09:07Long, got no place tonight.
00:09:10Last night.
00:09:13And it ain't too hard to move this.
00:09:16What the hell is wrong with you?
00:09:41We need people to buy this, right?
00:09:46What's that?
00:09:53Extra credit homework?
00:09:54Our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples' chemistry.
00:09:57Voters aren't convinced.
00:10:01Well, pro tip genius, kissing with your eyes open is a dead giveaway.
00:10:07You just ruined our chemistry reference.
00:10:21Voters want sparks, not stats.
00:10:24And Mark set up that whole livestream thing, so I think it's time to show the world just
00:10:29how in love we are.
00:10:31You didn't think to ask me first?
00:10:34Contract clearly states you do what I say.
00:10:38Oh, aren't you guys getting a load of this?
00:10:41A robot boyfriend here is glitching again.
00:10:44Hey, it's got you so worked up, huh?
00:10:52You need a shower?
00:10:54Fine.
00:10:55But you're joining me, and Mark's gonna livestream the whole thing.
00:10:59It's time to showcase those acting chops.
00:11:04Come on, grab me a towel.
00:11:19You didn't think to get one before the strip show?
00:11:22I could walk out naked and play.
00:11:35What?
00:11:37Why so shy all of a sudden?
00:11:39You can have a quick look if you want.
00:11:41Maybe, uh...
00:11:43A little touch?
00:11:46You're not gonna stop you?
00:11:52POPPING
00:12:07By popular demand, you ask and we answer.
00:12:11Question number one.
00:12:12What was your first impression of each other?
00:12:14He's loud.
00:12:15Seriously.
00:12:17Well, my first impression of him was,
00:12:19Who is this mysterious nerd calling me out in front of everybody?
00:12:25It was harsh, I gotta admit, but boy, was it cute.
00:12:29Still loud.
00:12:31Question number two.
00:12:33What's your favorite thing about each other?
00:12:36Um, I don't know.
00:12:38Sense of responsibility, maybe.
00:12:40Thanks.
00:12:41Well, my favorite thing about him will have to be his fingers.
00:12:45Excuse me?
00:12:46Long, elegant, very skillful.
00:12:52All right, next question.
00:12:53Next question is, who is your most unforgettable kiss?
00:12:57Guys, major problem.
00:13:18Someone leaked the contract?
00:13:20Everyone knows you're faking right now.
00:13:26Oh, my God.
00:13:27Did y'all see this?
00:13:28This had a freaking contract?
00:13:30Yes.
00:13:31I thought they were gold.
00:13:32What a scam.
00:13:33The final debate is in three days.
00:13:39If we don't turn this around fast, you're finished.
00:13:42And I know, Mark.
00:13:43I already got people tracing the hack.
00:13:45Whoever fucking leaked this file is a dead man.
00:13:48Oh, God.
00:13:50Okay, so.
00:13:52What are our options, huh?
00:13:54Everyone's seen the contract by now.
00:13:56There's no denying it.
00:13:59Unless...
00:14:00Unless...
00:14:01It's what?
00:14:08Unless we make it real.
00:14:15Unless we make it real.
00:14:19Savior, I...
00:14:20I don't care if the contract was fake.
00:14:23All I know is at some point, it stopped being pretend to me.
00:14:26I couldn't stand you at first.
00:14:28Typical quarterback.
00:14:30Arrogant.
00:14:30Full of yourself.
00:14:33But then I saw you, after practice.
00:14:35Pushing yourself harder than everyone else.
00:14:38And I noticed how you always take the fall for your teammates.
00:14:41And the way you'd look at me.
00:14:43In class.
00:14:44Savior, I...
00:14:45Do you honestly think I've been faking this whole time?
00:14:47The hacker broke into your laptop.
00:15:05The whole school is watching this food right now.
00:15:06The hacker broke into your laptop.
00:15:08The whole school is watching this food right now.
00:15:10The hacker broke into the house.
00:15:11I dunno.
00:15:12I can fake confidence during debates.
00:15:13I can fake confidence during debates.
00:15:17I can fake confidence during debates, smile through press conferences, even pretend I
00:15:33care about school traditions I don't even like.
00:15:36There's no way I could fake this.
00:15:38And yeah, maybe it started as a deal, but no.
00:15:44Everything I said was true.
00:15:47That was perfect.
00:15:59At least the votes won't go down now.
00:16:02I've done my bit.
00:16:05Hey.
00:16:09Just doing what we agreed to.
00:16:12But seeing you hurt is never part of the deal.
00:16:15I owe you, Xavier.
00:16:23And listen, whatever happens with the election, I just...
00:16:26It's nothing.
00:16:29Just stick into the script, right?
00:16:32You sure that's all it is?
00:16:35You sure there's no hidden feelings creeping up?
00:16:38God, you never stop, did you?
00:16:41Dead end on the hacker.
00:16:43Whoever it was, was bouncing off multiple VPNs.
00:16:46Great.
00:16:48So we're dealing with the pro.
00:16:50Listen, everybody is going to be watching your every move.
00:16:54Okay?
00:16:54Every look, every moment, has to be authentic.
00:16:57We got this, right?
00:17:06Ah, shit.
00:17:08I left my football gear at home.
00:17:10That school paper shoots and well.
00:17:13Want to come with?
00:17:15Sure, because I've got nothing else to do.
00:17:18Come on.
00:17:18Okay, something is definitely going on between those two.
00:17:36Whoa.
00:17:37This is your average family home?
00:17:39It's my father's place, not mine.
00:17:42Meaning?
00:17:44Meaning I have an older half-brother and a dad who's super big on competition, so...
00:17:49If I want any part of this family fortune, then I have to beat him.
00:17:57Winning that election is the first step.
00:18:01Keep your family drama to yourself.
00:18:03We're not your therapists.
00:18:06Are you serious?
00:18:07I thought you were the one who wanted to make this look believable.
00:18:11Fine.
00:18:12I'll keep your sad, rich boy drama in mine.
00:18:15Shut up.
00:18:16Come on.
00:18:19All right, well, I need to go grab my jersey, but...
00:18:22Why don't you read a book or something?
00:18:34Well, well.
00:18:35Well, I didn't expect to see you here.
00:18:39Sorry, do I know you?
00:18:44You must be Xavier, the famous boyfriend.
00:18:49And you are?
00:18:50I'm Noah, Alex's older brother.
00:18:56Ouch.
00:18:57Cold reception.
00:18:58So, has Alex's fiancée met you yet?
00:19:04Fiancée?
00:19:05Oh.
00:19:06Did he leave out that little detail?
00:19:10This whole fake boyfriend thing.
00:19:12He's done it before.
00:19:14Left quite the trail of broken hearts.
00:19:15Alex, what are you implying?
00:19:19Alex doesn't date guys.
00:19:22You'll only get yourself hurt.
00:19:24You deserve to be with someone better.
00:19:27Someone like me.
00:19:28Are you insane?
00:19:30I'm just gay.
00:19:32An observance.
00:19:33Let's not pretend that you're straight two now, sweetheart.
00:19:43Get off.
00:19:44I'm not.
00:19:44Then why are you shaking?
00:19:46You're seriously messed up.
00:19:48Takes one to know one.
00:19:50You can't lie to yourself forever.
00:19:52Alex can offer you fame, money, all the shiny things in life.
00:19:58But I can offer you something he never could.
00:20:01Something real.
00:20:03Get off.
00:20:05What the fuck are you doing?
00:20:07Excellent timing, little brother.
00:20:10You stay the hell away from me.
00:20:14You hear me?
00:20:19Relax, babe.
00:20:20It's just some friendly competition.
00:20:25I'll be seeing you real soon.
00:20:27I can feel it.
00:20:30Asshole.
00:20:32It's okay.
00:20:36Look.
00:20:37Don't believe a word he says.
00:20:39Noah thrives on chaos.
00:20:41Including the part about your fiancé?
00:20:45Look, that's just an arranged thing.
00:20:48Okay?
00:20:48My dad's idea.
00:20:49I honestly don't even know her.
00:20:52You don't owe me an explanation, Alex.
00:20:54I'm just a part of your PR stunt, right?
00:20:58Is that really all this is to him?
00:21:01Right.
00:21:03Yeah, you're absolutely right.
00:21:07I'm heading back.
00:21:07Well, why don't you just stay here?
00:21:12The guest room's open.
00:21:14I don't usually stay the night.
00:21:15All right, then, uh, let me drive you.
00:21:24Hello?
00:21:25Congrats, kid.
00:21:26You're officially homeless.
00:21:29Don't bother coming back.
00:21:30You're on your own now.
00:21:32I guess I might take you up on that offer.
00:21:38Best decision you're going to make tonight.
00:21:41Now, let me show you to your room.
00:21:43Or mine, if you prefer.
00:21:44You know, I, uh, always dreamt of going pro in the NFL.
00:21:58I'm not surprised.
00:22:00You're football crazy.
00:22:01I was a quarterback.
00:22:05Even one state.
00:22:07My dad, he had other plans for me.
00:22:12Said he wouldn't have a Watson Wastes future throwing a ball around.
00:22:20So, I became the perfect son.
00:22:24Got straight A's.
00:22:26Student body president.
00:22:29Anything in hopes that he let me play football again.
00:22:31Now your turn.
00:22:39Secret for secret.
00:22:40You've already seen enough.
00:22:42My father's a gambler.
00:22:44Family's a mess.
00:22:47There's nothing left to tell.
00:22:48See, I don't buy it.
00:22:51I think you have a bigger secret to tell, but you're just too scared to say it out loud.
00:22:55Tell me.
00:23:02Tell me.
00:23:02You'll be our little secret.
00:23:04I want to be the only one you tell.
00:23:20Let's not pretend that you're a straight team, sweetheart.
00:23:22You're wasted.
00:23:24Sleep it off.
00:23:25I'm taking a shower.
00:23:37I didn't pay you for a cuddler.
00:23:39Alex doesn't date guys.
00:23:49You'll only get yourself hurt.
00:23:51The real secret is...
00:23:56I fell for someone I wasn't supposed to.
00:24:05Alex.
00:24:06Don't leave.
00:24:08Maybe I shouldn't.
00:24:11Stay.
00:24:12Please.
00:24:28I know your little secret.
00:24:33What secret?
00:24:35It's about me.
00:24:39Isn't it?
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:41Alex.
00:24:50Alex.
00:24:52Tell me.
00:24:54Everything.
00:25:04It's just a dream.
00:25:11Don't go.
00:25:17Alex, let go.
00:25:18Stay.
00:25:35Alex?
00:25:41Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?
00:25:53I'd impress you somehow, right?
00:25:56And what better way to do that than a nice breakfast?
00:25:58So check it out.
00:26:23Chef Alex's world-famous grilled cheese.
00:26:27Michelin star pending.
00:26:28Did it survive a crime scene?
00:26:31Hey, hey, hey.
00:26:32I'll have you know that I ate sandwich making at Summer Camp, okay?
00:26:40Well.
00:26:42Okay.
00:26:44Fine.
00:26:45It tastes a lot better than it looks.
00:26:46There we go.
00:26:48My boyfriend material or what?
00:26:49Alex doesn't date guys.
00:27:03You okay?
00:27:04Drop the act, Alex.
00:27:06There's no one even around to impress.
00:27:08What's that supposed to mean?
00:27:10Forget it.
00:27:15I'm heading to the library.
00:27:18Xavier, wait, you barely touched your grilled cheese!
00:27:27Come on.
00:27:29Damn it!
00:27:30Oh, you're John's kid, right?
00:27:42Your dad owes me a lot of money.
00:27:45He sold the house.
00:27:46The debt should be cleared.
00:27:47But he didn't pay me a single cent.
00:27:51Shit.
00:27:53How deep is this old bastard anyway?
00:27:55You're his kid.
00:27:57So either you settled his debt, or I start taking pieces.
00:28:00It's between you and him.
00:28:02Please, just leave me out of it.
00:28:03Nah, you're definitely involved in it now.
00:28:14Back off, asshole.
00:28:38Who the fuck?
00:28:44You touch him again, you're dead.
00:29:02Two grand, two days.
00:29:06Where old man's missing a kidney.
00:29:14Alex.
00:29:19You okay?
00:29:20No.
00:29:21Are you?
00:29:22Look at your face.
00:29:27You idiot, why would you do that?
00:29:29All right, maybe I went a little bit overboard.
00:29:35We need to go to the hospital.
00:29:41You've got an old injury, and now you've seriously torn the ligaments.
00:29:45You're out for the rest of the season.
00:29:47If you push it, you might never step on the field again.
00:29:55I've ruined your entire future.
00:29:57Your entire dream.
00:30:01Football is my dream.
00:30:03You're what I really want.
00:30:05You are insane.
00:30:09Well, since this is technically your fault, you definitely owe me.
00:30:13And what exactly do you want?
00:30:17Move in with me.
00:30:19Be my personal nurse.
00:30:25Fine.
00:30:27I guess it's the least I can do.
00:30:32Now feed me.
00:30:34Absolutely not.
00:30:35All right.
00:30:42Just one bite.
00:30:45And here begins your life as my caretaker.
00:30:48You bite now?
00:31:07You started it.
00:31:09Maybe I'll have to finish it.
00:31:11Won't I?
00:31:12Ahem.
00:31:16Remember?
00:31:18No strenuous activity.
00:31:20Especially involving your arm.
00:31:22Well, what if Xavier's on top?
00:31:26Kids these days.
00:31:29You are impossible.
00:31:31It's a love story, babe.
00:31:33I'm just staying in character.
00:31:34Okay.
00:31:34Fine.
00:31:39If that's what it takes.
00:31:42Welcome home, babe.
00:31:48Ow!
00:31:50Look, I have one arm.
00:31:52The floors are all wet.
00:31:53This is a potential drowning hazard.
00:31:55Can I get a little help?
00:31:57Nice try.
00:31:59You'll manage.
00:31:59Hey, Xavier, help!
00:32:08I slipped!
00:32:12You are unbelievable.
00:32:15Unbelievably sexy, maybe.
00:32:26Stop it.
00:32:28Put your clothes on.
00:32:29Are you blushing?
00:32:31I am not.
00:32:33Oh, sure.
00:32:39Hold this.
00:32:41Now hold that.
00:32:43And if it drops, then...
00:32:45That must mean you want me.
00:32:47You're insane.
00:32:48Maybe.
00:32:49Maybe.
00:32:59You can start here.
00:33:05Whoa.
00:33:08Careful.
00:33:09My skin's more sensitive than my reputation.
00:33:14Shut up.
00:33:15I'm sorry.
00:33:17Fuck.
00:33:31I bet you have no idea.
00:33:31Let's go.
00:33:32Okay?
00:33:32Let's go.
00:33:33Let's go.
00:33:33Let's go.
00:33:33Holy manus.
00:33:34I hear you.
00:33:34You can go.
00:33:36I'm not.
00:33:36I'm sorry.
00:33:36I'm not.
00:33:37Let's go.
00:33:37I'm sorry.
00:33:38Let's go.
00:33:38Bath time is couple time, right?
00:34:02Do you think this is funny?
00:34:04Just lighten up.
00:34:05I'm just joking.
00:34:06Am I just a punchline to you?
00:34:08I'm a prop for your campaign.
00:34:10I stuck around because I cared about you.
00:34:13And this is how you treat me?
00:34:24Did I overreact?
00:34:32I'm sorry.
00:34:35Okay, but...
00:34:37What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:34:42I thought that I hated you, but it turns out I just hated how much I wanted you.
00:34:57Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:35:00No one's watching us.
00:35:02You can drop the acne.
00:35:03At first I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:35:05And signing that contract felt like my only choice.
00:35:09Unless we make it real.
00:35:16Unless we make it real.
00:35:17Then when everything fell apart, I was losing the election.
00:35:23You stepped in.
00:35:24You saved me.
00:35:25And you didn't have to.
00:35:26You saved me.
00:35:27And you didn't have to.
00:35:28Get off.
00:35:29Get off.
00:35:30What the fuck are you doing?
00:35:31What the fuck are you doing?
00:35:32What the fuck are you doing?
00:35:33Oh, no.
00:35:34You're trying to go from the cops.
00:35:36No one's going to go.
00:35:37What the fuck do you do?
00:35:38What's that matter?
00:35:39It's not the things that you just need to go.
00:35:40I'm not going to be at you.
00:35:41You've lost you.
00:35:42It's a time to get up.
00:35:43You're losing your camp.
00:35:45All right.
00:35:46Even now, I'm not going to be a super integer.
00:35:48It's a time to get up.
00:35:50If I'm not going to hurt you, I don't want to be a super integer.
00:35:53You didn't have to.
00:35:56Get off!
00:35:58What the fuck are you doing?!
00:36:02And when I saw him that close to you...
00:36:07It hurt more than losing the election ever could.
00:36:16So...
00:36:18Would you consider making this real with me?
00:36:23I forget what I said earlier. I just...
00:36:42Are you sure?
00:36:53You're driving me crazy.
00:37:00Is this all pretending like it isn't happening?
00:37:02Yes.
00:37:04Oh, my God.
00:37:06No.
00:37:08I don't care.
00:37:10Oh, my God.
00:37:12Yes.
00:37:14Yes.
00:37:17Yes.
00:37:49Good morning, sleeping beauty.
00:38:00Did I catch you stealing kisses again?
00:38:03You know that's a serious crime, right?
00:38:06Guess you'll have to arrest me, officer.
00:38:13You are way too addictive.
00:38:17I might need rehab.
00:38:19Sorry, no can do.
00:38:22You've got a campaign to salvage, interviews lined up, and you're currently wearing exactly
00:38:29zero clothes.
00:38:35Sounds like you prefer me fully dressed.
00:38:38It's disappointing.
00:38:39Hmm, I prefer you elected, actually.
00:38:42Dude, your poll numbers shot up after that speech.
00:39:00Look at this.
00:39:01You're like a senior year Tom Holland.
00:39:04Charismatic, relatable, and still sexy enough for thirst edits.
00:39:08So, you're saying my chances are good again?
00:39:11Dude, you're literally back to number one.
00:39:13Look at this.
00:39:13I mean, and all positive comments, too.
00:39:17But seriously, how did you pull this off?
00:39:19I think Xavier was against this whole thing from the start.
00:39:21Now he's editing your speeches, organizing your life.
00:39:25Maybe it's because we're actually together now.
00:39:27Right, I was going to say he's acting more like your mom, but yeah, whatever works.
00:39:34Man, what kind of witchcraft did you have to pull to get Sheldon Cooper to make date you?
00:39:39I didn't use anything.
00:39:46I literally just fell for him.
00:39:54I caught feelings for him.
00:39:57That's all it is.
00:39:58Wow, so you and him started fake and then it got real.
00:40:05Dude, he's Xavier Miller.
00:40:07Okay, he's like an AI bot with built-in firewall.
00:40:11Totally unreadable.
00:40:12Nah, it's just surface code.
00:40:14He's got to dig a little deeper.
00:40:18Listen, man, all I'm saying is it makes a lot more sense for him to be using you for something.
00:40:23You're using me for what exactly?
00:40:28Don't forget, he was your biggest competition.
00:40:32Okay, what if this is a long con and he's going to flip on you at the end?
00:40:35Look, nobody's that good at faking it.
00:40:37I trust him.
00:40:38I trust him.
00:40:47Hey, babe.
00:40:48We were just talking about you.
00:40:55Oh, God.
00:40:57Is it actually real?
00:40:58Are you job hunting?
00:41:11Say, if I said you didn't have to pay me back, I thought I made that clear.
00:41:15I know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff, but I do.
00:41:19I'm just playing it ahead, figuring things out for myself.
00:41:21Well, the only thing we have to figure out right now is how to get some sleep.
00:41:30Seriously, can you ever just sleep like a normal person?
00:41:47Normal's boring.
00:41:49I'm one of a kind.
00:41:51You're crushing me.
00:41:53Move.
00:41:54Yeah.
00:41:54Make me.
00:41:57Hey.
00:41:58Stop.
00:42:01Stop.
00:42:02Stop.
00:42:04Oh, fine.
00:42:06Hey, I just wrapped up a practice.
00:42:19Thought I could swing by and pick you up.
00:42:20Could ride home together.
00:42:22Swing by?
00:42:24You're half a city away.
00:42:25Okay, fine.
00:42:27You got me.
00:42:28Maybe I miss you.
00:42:30And also, I'm starving and only your pasta's gonna hit the spot.
00:42:34I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:42:38Oh, customer.
00:42:40See you tonight?
00:42:43Welcome.
00:42:44What can I get you?
00:42:45Black coffee, no sugar, and a little bit of you.
00:42:50What are you doing here?
00:42:51I just had some business, but I couldn't help but drop in.
00:42:55Black coffee, no sugar, coming up.
00:43:02Oh, and by the way, did you hear the news?
00:43:06Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
00:43:08Excuse me?
00:43:09Daddy's had it all arranged.
00:43:11Alex's fiance flies in next week.
00:43:14Apparently, he needs you out of the picture.
00:43:22Enjoy.
00:43:25Call me anytime, sexy.
00:43:32Just to be needed right now.
00:43:47Hey, I just saw Noah leaving.
00:43:53Is he bothering you again?
00:43:54Same old.
00:43:55Just stirring the pot.
00:43:57Though he did mention your fiance is flying in next week.
00:44:01Oh.
00:44:03So it's true.
00:44:05I was gonna tell you once things were sorted, but I just didn't want to stress you out, you know?
00:44:10Oh, cool.
00:44:11So I'm just some fragile thing you need to protect?
00:44:14No, I barely even know her.
00:44:16She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
00:44:18Then why hide it?
00:44:20What's the point?
00:44:24I was scared.
00:44:28Losing you.
00:44:29Let's get out of here.
00:44:35So we're okay?
00:44:36No.
00:44:38But we still have roles to play.
00:44:43And right now, I need to get my boyfriend costume.
00:44:47You park the car.
00:44:52I'll go in first.
00:44:53Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:44:54Where's my goodbye kiss?
00:44:56I have an appointment.
00:45:09A friend booked it for me.
00:45:10Appointments have to be confirmed by the client directly.
00:45:13And no offense, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
00:45:23So judgy.
00:45:24Ish.
00:45:26Miss Brown, delightful to see you today.
00:45:28How can I help you?
00:45:29You're Alex's friend, right?
00:45:32Yeah.
00:45:37Serpent.
00:45:38But he doesn't ever...
00:45:39Do you want to lose your job?
00:45:41I'm sorry, sir.
00:45:44Thanks.
00:45:45You wouldn't happen to be a friend of Alex's, too?
00:45:47He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew.
00:45:57I was Alex's fiancé.
00:46:00Something like that.
00:46:02I'm Laura.
00:46:03I'll see you.
00:46:04I'll see you.
00:46:16Mr. Watson.
00:46:17Pleasure to see you.
00:46:18Can I interest you in our latest collection?
00:46:20Well, actually, I'm shopping for my boyfriend here.
00:46:23Do you really have to announce it to everyone, Lily?
00:46:26I can tweet it out if you'd like.
00:46:31Absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:46:34This way, please.
00:46:35Now, the first step to looking like you have your shit together, a suit that actually fits.
00:46:45And this one will fit you perfectly.
00:46:49Go on.
00:46:50Try it on.
00:46:52Why do I need a suit?
00:46:54I mean, you're the one running for student body president.
00:46:55Well, you see, we both are.
00:47:08Savile row cut.
00:47:11Loss.
00:47:12And now, the perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together.
00:47:25You don't have to do this, but I want to.
00:47:35Because you're worth it.
00:47:41All right.
00:47:43Looking good.
00:47:45Does need a touch more tailoring, though.
00:47:53All right.
00:47:54Let's get this jacket off.
00:47:55Hey, what are you doing?
00:47:57Relax.
00:47:58Okay, I'm not going to bite.
00:48:00Unless you want me to.
00:48:03I'm just measuring.
00:48:19Wow.
00:48:2128-inch waist, huh?
00:48:22Looks like someone needs some carbs in their life.
00:48:27Hey.
00:48:29I'm still mad at you.
00:48:33Maybe I'll just have to kiss you and tell you to forgive me.
00:48:36Mr. Watson, your suit.
00:48:43Your suit, it's ready.
00:48:45Yeah, just, uh, leave it outside.
00:48:54Hey, don't we clean up nice, huh?
00:48:56It's mom.
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00:49:26Hey, Mark. What's up?
00:49:28Emergency. Get to the school right now. Things just blew up.
00:49:39Finally! Come here!
00:49:43Did someone leak the contract again or something?
00:49:45No. Worse.
00:49:47We have a new opponent, and she's rising fast.
00:49:50We have to do something.
00:49:52Wait, wait, wait. She?
00:49:53Yeah. Laura Brown.
00:49:56You know, the daughter of crime family billionaire Walter Brown.
00:50:01Laura.
00:50:04You know Laura, too?
00:50:06At the tailor shop. She acted like she knew you.
00:50:08She does. She's my fiancée.
00:50:14Fiancée? When the hell were you going to tell us about that?
00:50:16It was just an arranged thing from my dad.
00:50:19I honestly barely know her.
00:50:23Okay, well, she knows plenty about you two.
00:50:25She's charming the hell out of everyone.
00:50:28Your numbers are dropping.
00:50:29Fast.
00:50:31I mean, this can't just be a coincidence.
00:50:34Exactly.
00:50:34She's here for a reason, and it's not to win some election.
00:50:40This just became personal.
00:50:42If people find out about this engagement, it's game over.
00:50:50She'll win by a mile.
00:50:51Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:50:53There's no time.
00:50:55I can handle her.
00:50:59Sounds exciting.
00:51:00Why are you doing this?
00:51:04Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend?
00:51:07As far as I'm concerned, our parents set us up on one date.
00:51:11Nothing more.
00:51:13You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:51:15I'm way more interesting than him.
00:51:17If you want a fair fight, then fine.
00:51:19But play dirty again, and I won't be so polite.
00:51:28Big words.
00:51:29We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:51:31Get out.
00:51:39You're not welcome here.
00:51:40Relax.
00:51:41I'm just here to chat.
00:51:42You said you want to get into Princeton, right?
00:51:44Lifelong dream?
00:51:45Well, this is signed by the vice president.
00:51:48Guaranteed entry.
00:51:51Are you bribing me?
00:51:53I figured you'd say that.
00:51:55But my father doesn't take no well.
00:51:57And your dad, poor John, he owes a lot of people money.
00:52:01People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:52:05Keep my father out of this.
00:52:07Then don't force me to call in favors.
00:52:10Relax.
00:52:11I'm not stealing your boyfriend.
00:52:12I'm just showing you a better future.
00:52:15Love is overrated anyway.
00:52:18Maybe to you.
00:52:20And for Alex, too.
00:52:22Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?
00:52:31You need a ride?
00:52:34Just cost you a water bottle out the trunk.
00:52:37He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:52:39Fine.
00:52:39Happy birthday, Ben.
00:52:58You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
00:53:03Thank you, Alex.
00:53:04Now hop in.
00:53:10There's something else I want to show you.
00:53:22This is nice.
00:53:26Yes, it is.
00:53:27And I know you're not too big on surprises, but I just couldn't resist.
00:53:35I don't mind them.
00:53:36If they're from you.
00:53:39And listen, I'm not really a romantic.
00:53:42You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with a violin and flowers or writing you poetry.
00:53:48You bought me a laptop?
00:53:50Pretty romantic.
00:53:51And practical.
00:53:53Okay, look, the point is, whatever this is, I mean, us, all in, for real.
00:54:03I don't need violin serenades or poetry.
00:54:09I just need you.
00:54:10I just need you.
00:54:18Oh, you got me.
00:54:41Let's go back to yours.
00:54:43Let's go.
00:54:44Let's go.
00:54:48What would you do if I got up and left right now?
00:54:54I'd probably cry like an idiot.
00:54:57Don't even think about it.
00:54:58You know, that thing was supposed to help you ace exams, not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:55:20I tracked the truth under an account that leaked our contract.
00:55:24Someone local.
00:55:25Then it must be someone at school, right?
00:55:29Did you find anything else?
00:55:32They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:55:35Laura.
00:55:35She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws.
00:55:44We should expose her.
00:55:45But if we do that, then she'll twist it and make us look like bullies.
00:55:49What else can we do?
00:55:50If people find out about our engagement, then they're going to take her side.
00:55:53I mean, it is true.
00:55:54I'm engaged.
00:55:55Then what?
00:55:57I might have something.
00:55:58Why don't we try making some viral couples TikToks?
00:56:03You know, wholesome stuff.
00:56:04Charity angle.
00:56:06Tends to work.
00:56:08Fine.
00:56:09Let's do it.
00:56:22You did that on purpose.
00:56:24You bet I did.
00:56:28Cut.
00:56:44That's perfect.
00:56:47Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:56:50I'm here with viral campus couple Xavier Miller and Alex Watson.
00:56:55Welcome.
00:56:56Hey, everyone.
00:56:57Happy to be here.
00:56:58Let's see.
00:56:59First question blowing up the chat.
00:57:01What made you guys pick this project?
00:57:03Growing up, books were my only escape.
00:57:05Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:57:07It's important for me to pass that on.
00:57:09Yeah.
00:57:09It's like the one thing we never fight about either.
00:57:13Hey.
00:57:14I'm Alex's friend.
00:57:16Quick question from the comments.
00:57:18Since you both are queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:57:22Is it just doing what you got to do or is there more to it?
00:57:31Guys, if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiance at the same time, who's the real side piece?
00:57:37Uh, that's a good question.
00:57:42You know, maybe there's more to that than people think.
00:57:49What's worse?
00:57:50Someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymous?
00:57:54Touché.
00:57:54Okay.
00:57:56All right, guys.
00:57:56Back on track.
00:57:57Um, Xavier, did you have a favorite book as a kid?
00:58:02Shut up.
00:58:03Uh, The Hobbit.
00:58:04I always wanted my own little cozy hobbit hole.
00:58:07What the hell is wrong with you?
00:58:13Are you trying to ruin my...
00:58:15Are you out of your mind?
00:58:27I'm your fiancé.
00:58:29It's just one little kiss.
00:58:30What's the big deal?
00:58:31Oh, come on, Laura.
00:58:32You and I both know that engagement would never happen.
00:58:34Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:58:38That's pathetic, even for you.
00:58:39Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:58:42And if you threaten him one more time behind my back, it won't end well.
00:58:46Oh, you found out?
00:58:47Good.
00:58:48Maybe I'll keep it better at him then next time.
00:58:50Things might get uglier.
00:58:52What do you want from me?
00:58:57Everything I'm entitled to.
00:59:02Xavier, get to the shop right now.
00:59:04Why?
00:59:08What's wrong?
00:59:12Fuck my life, man.
00:59:19Hey!
00:59:20What are you looking at?
00:59:21Get out of here.
00:59:23Hey!
00:59:23You gotta go, man.
00:59:25No, I don't.
00:59:26No, you have to leave.
00:59:27Oh, my son.
00:59:28Oh, my son.
00:59:29Oh, man.
00:59:30He's trying to shatter all the windows if you didn't show.
00:59:33He's trying to shatter all the windows.
00:59:33Get your customers away.
00:59:34I'm so sorry.
00:59:35I can handle it if you just, just give me a minute to-
00:59:37You can't get down with this.
00:59:39Next time this happens, you're fired.
00:59:44What do you want?
00:59:45Call your rich boyfriend.
00:59:48What's his name?
00:59:49Alex?
00:59:50Tell him to pay up.
00:59:52Daddy needs a bailout.
00:59:55You sold the house Mom left us.
00:59:57You abandoned me.
00:59:59And now you want a bailout?
01:00:01You filthy little bastard.
01:00:03Sleeping around with men.
01:00:07Humiliating our family name.
01:00:09I should have sold you off when I had the chance.
01:00:14Next time I see you, I'll make sure the syndicate knows exactly where you are.
01:00:23Ungrateful brat.
01:00:25Think you're above me now just because you got yourself a rich boyfriend?
01:00:30Oh, no.
01:00:31I finally found you, old man.
01:00:39I finally found you, old man.
01:00:44Please, don't hurt me.
01:00:45Just don't hurt me.
01:00:46I'll get the money.
01:00:48Don't hurt me.
01:00:48Oh, it's a little too late for that.
01:00:53Where'd you go after the live stream?
01:00:55I tried calling you like a million times.
01:00:57Just the library.
01:00:58The library?
01:01:00After what happened?
01:01:01I was just collecting some feedback around school.
01:01:04Got some ideas to boost your polls.
01:01:05Can we not talk about the election right now?
01:01:08I'm just tired, okay?
01:01:15So that's it?
01:01:16You're just giving up?
01:01:18Letting your fiancé take over?
01:01:20What, are you jealous or something?
01:01:21Is there something going on with Laura I should know about?
01:01:23Can we please just not talk about this right now?
01:01:27Maybe we should take a break.
01:01:31Xavier, wait!
01:01:32I...
01:01:33I'm such an idiot.
01:01:44The kid I actually meant something to.
01:01:46Oh, Jesus.
01:01:55Mark, where's Alex?
01:01:57I've been called.
01:01:58He's at the frat house, last minute vote grabbing.
01:02:00And he's not answering his messages.
01:02:01Not even mine?
01:02:03Look, it's the day before the election.
01:02:04He's totally locked in, okay?
01:02:06Hey, you alright?
01:02:09Need any help?
01:02:11It's alright.
01:02:12I'll handle it.
01:02:14Of course.
01:02:15He's got people, goals, a life.
01:02:18I've only ever had him.
01:02:24What am I gonna do now?
01:02:25Want to make a deal?
01:02:38Your dad owes money to three different gangs, including mine.
01:02:41Please don't hurt him.
01:02:42I promise I'll figure something out.
01:02:44He can't afford it.
01:02:46Besides, if the Hanglino family took him,
01:02:4824 hours did they start sending body parts.
01:02:51What am I supposed to do?
01:02:55Sign this.
01:03:00And I'll pay off your dad's debt.
01:03:02But on one condition.
01:03:03You have to stop seeing Alex.
01:03:06For good.
01:03:10Where was he when you needed him most?
01:03:13You better keep your word.
01:03:15Browns don't lie.
01:03:21What the hell did you do?
01:03:22Xavier's not answering my calls.
01:03:24Me?
01:03:25I only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt.
01:03:29He should be thanking me.
01:03:31Wait, debt?
01:03:32What?
01:03:33What debt?
01:03:34Xavier never told me about that.
01:03:36Maybe because he dumped you?
01:03:38He was pretty clear that you're finished.
01:03:41No.
01:03:42No way.
01:03:42No, he wouldn't do that.
01:03:45I need to go talk to him.
01:03:46Why didn't you tell Laura we broke up?
01:04:02Because it's true.
01:04:03Look, the whole reason I even dated you was for Princeton.
01:04:08Laura sorted that for me.
01:04:09And she bailed my dad out.
01:04:11So our deal?
01:04:13It's done.
01:04:14So you're just gonna dumb me for a college recommendation?
01:04:17Without her, my dad would be dead.
01:04:19And you're just holding a contract over my head.
01:04:22Like I'm some stunt to boost your votes.
01:04:24Xavier, stop.
01:04:26Hey, the contract never mattered.
01:04:29Love you.
01:04:31Okay, don't push me away.
01:04:33Love?
01:04:35Just to sob sort of me.
01:04:37Up there on your throne, treating me like a charity case.
01:04:41I'm done.
01:04:41You know that's not true.
01:04:44You know me.
01:04:46Do I?
01:04:48You wake up in your silk sheets, drinking your fancy coffee.
01:04:54I don't even know where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
01:04:57We're worlds apart.
01:04:59Xavier, please don't do this.
01:05:01Stay away from me.
01:05:03You make me sick.
01:05:09Get out of my life.
01:05:10We're done.
01:05:12I just...
01:05:13I said we're done.
01:05:31I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:05:34That's the hardest thing I've ever done.
01:05:37Sign this.
01:05:39And I'll pay your dad's debt.
01:05:41But in return, you have to cut off Alex for good.
01:05:47Can't do that.
01:05:49Imagine I post a viral TikTok as the heartbroken fiancé betrayed by her closeted boyfriend.
01:05:56Alex won't just lose the election.
01:05:58He'll lose everything.
01:06:00You're twisting the truth.
01:06:02It's whatever people will believe.
01:06:04He's already losing support, and his family backing is next.
01:06:08Do you really want to watch him lose everything?
01:06:10You're dead weight, Xavier.
01:06:14And we both know it.
01:06:17My family can lift him up.
01:06:19They're just only driving down.
01:06:21Alex, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:06:24I won't be the reason your life falls apart.
01:06:27So?
01:06:28You get a sign?
01:06:32You better keep your promise.
01:06:35Browns don't lie.
01:06:36Did you forget our agreement?
01:06:48If you want me out of the election, fine.
01:06:59But in return, you cut off Xavier and introduce me as your fiancé.
01:07:03If not, I will email every voter proof that your relationship was fake the entire time.
01:07:16You'll lose everything.
01:07:19Get out.
01:07:22Love her legacy, Alex.
01:07:33Xavier.
01:07:41Alex!
01:07:57Alex!
01:07:57Alex!
01:07:58Alex!
01:07:59Alex!
01:08:00Alex!
01:08:01Alex!
01:08:02Alex!
01:08:03Alex. Hello. I'm Alex Watson. And today, I stand here as...
01:08:17Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
01:08:22Xavier Miller and I, we're in a fake relationship.
01:08:25Are we serious? We signed a contract.
01:08:29What a fake. You lied to all of us.
01:08:33It started as fake, but then it got real.
01:08:43I've never met anyone like Xavier before. You okay?
01:08:52Yeah, I'm fine.
01:08:56Not even a thank you? At least tell me your name.
01:09:02It's not important.
01:09:03You're all a man, you, you.
01:09:06And I thought he was just some arrogant genius who didn't have time for me.
01:09:12Didn't have time for me.
01:09:17And with a stupid onstage accident, I had a kiss.
01:09:20Xavier, I know you're watching, so listen.
01:09:42Fuck the election. Fuck the election. Fuck family expectations. And fuck football. None of them matters, Xavier, because all I ever wanted is to be with you.
01:09:54The votes are in. The votes are in. The new student body president is...
01:10:03Alex Watson.
01:10:04Alex Watson.
01:10:05Alex Watson.
01:10:05Alex Watson.
01:10:06Alex Watson.
01:10:07Come on up and give your speech.
01:10:08Alex Watson.
01:10:12Uh, where is it?
01:10:15You idiot.
01:10:17You idiot.
01:10:18You're my peace out.
01:10:23Heaven on my throat. You make it all worth it. You're the...
01:10:30What are you doing here? You just won.
01:10:33Ah, screw the election. It's you that I won.
01:10:37But you said winning is everything.
01:10:39Not if it means losing you.
01:10:41Over and over again.
01:10:52Over and over again.
01:10:53You're such a reckless idiot.
01:10:55But that was kind of sweet.
01:11:03Just need you.
01:11:04Winning you beats any election.
01:11:15All right.
01:11:16Now that line is a solid 10.
01:11:25What's with all the construction?
01:11:26They're building something?
01:11:27Close.
01:11:28Private makeout spot.
01:11:31Residential access only.
01:11:33You're president now. Try acting like him.
01:11:37Hey, I'm just keeping my campaign promises.
01:11:45You remembered.
01:11:46Of course.
01:11:51All right. Let's begin.
01:11:52The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
01:11:55Money that could have paid for students transport who were working late.
01:11:59That's the first time someone called me out for real.
01:12:01And it stuck.
01:12:03Already testing out the new spot?
01:12:05Bold.
01:12:10Already testing out the new spot?
01:12:12Bold.
01:12:13What now?
01:12:14Relax.
01:12:15Just here to say goodbye.
01:12:16Goodbye?
01:12:17Turns out her dads finally saw reason.
01:12:20Engagement's officially canceled.
01:12:22You're free, Alex.
01:12:23Just like that?
01:12:24Not even worth fighting for?
01:12:27Can you let her finish?
01:12:29Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either.
01:12:31Then why come between us?
01:12:33I just needed to prove myself.
01:12:35To my parents.
01:12:36To everyone.
01:12:38The way you stood by each other.
01:12:42Honestly, I envy that.
01:12:44And the Princeton thing is still on, Xavier.
01:12:48You earned it.
01:12:50Thanks, Laura.
01:12:52I'm off to Paris.
01:12:54New family business venture.
01:12:56Maybe I'll see y'all again sometime.
01:13:00Maybe so.
01:13:10You think she'll be okay?
01:13:12She's tougher than the both of us combined.
01:13:14She'll be fine.
01:13:19Still haven't mastered walking, eh?
01:13:20Only around you.
01:13:21Only around you.
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