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00:00Show me some sergeants, boy. Yeah.
00:03Um, sorry, I'm just here to take, um, take Jennifer out, um, for a little date.
00:08Oi, Jenny! There's a boy outside here! What, who are you?
00:12Hi, hello, sir, good evening. So, my name's Marcus, um, and me and Jennifer...
00:17Oh, you're Marcus, mate! You're the boy in here class, aren't you?
00:21Yeah, so me and Jennifer share a class, um...
00:24Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, what? Where are you going to take it tonight, mate?
00:30So, we're just looking to do a bit of bowling, um, and some arcade.
00:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what they call it, mate. What?
00:36You're not going to try and take it to a hotel or something, are you?
00:38No!
00:39Oh, no, no, no, no, no, sir, no, sir, no, not at all, sir.
00:42Just want to hang out as friends and, um, and have some fun.
00:46You've got big arms, boy. What, you going to the gym?
00:51Uh, a little bit, yeah, you know.
00:52Let me see your arms, buddy. Let me see your arms, mate.
00:56Let me see you then, buddy. Yeah, sure. Yeah, mate.
01:00How old are you?
01:03How old are you? I'm 17.
01:0517? 17, and you've got arms like that? Bloody hell, mate.
01:09And what can you provide my genie?
01:11Um, well, I've always learned about good morals, and I can protect her,
01:16um, and make sure that no one knows I can harm her, and, uh...
01:20All right, then give me 10 press-ups then, mate.
01:23Yep.
01:2318, and 10.
01:36No, that was nine. I counted nine there, mate.
01:38There's one more you're missing.
01:40Okay, okay.
01:44All right, all right, all right.
01:45Cool, yeah, all right. That's a good boy, yeah.
01:47Yeah, what? Have you got any tattoos, mate?
01:49Mark, I haven't got any tattoos.
01:52All right, that's a good point.
01:53That's a good point, mate.
01:54And what do you want to be when you're older?
01:57Um, so I want to be my, um, the CEO of my own company.
02:01Um, I'm really into marketing, and I...
02:03That's bloody stupid, mate.
02:06You want to be a CEO of what, like bloody Alan Sugar, mate?
02:09Ah, mate, you need to, you need to, I don't know, mate, work in a fish and chip shop or something.
02:16Not that, mate.
02:19I'm happy to work wherever, but I definitely want to own something on my own, myself, one day.
02:24Yeah, mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what?
02:26Oh, Jenny, mate, you've got this boy outside doing press-ups, mate.
02:31Yeah, he's... yeah.
02:34Yeah, your story, mate, what was your name again?
02:36What was it, Jack?
02:37marcus it was marcus marcus mate yeah yeah marcus all right buddy so what
02:43what do your parents see marcus um so my mum is a stay-at-home mum
02:48um and my dad's a mechanic why does he stay at home mate
02:51um because my dad kind of looks after everything at home so um
02:56my mum doesn't work oh mate i'm a stay-at-home dad as well
03:00yeah so what mate you got protection then or what
03:07um yeah i'm i mean i'm happy to protect um um jennifer and make sure that she's safe
03:15all right yeah mate that's a good answer it's a good answer mate so so what you're gonna go
03:20bowling with her you're gonna make sure you're not gonna give her your bowls right
03:24no no no no sir no sir no no just um just bowling an arcade that's all
03:31arcade mate
03:32jennifer who fucks this guy mate
03:36bloody ill mate they're playing arcade
03:40why are you guys kids um all right mate i'm gonna go bring it down for you yeah
03:47uh what's the time that is like 6 p.m mate yeah yeah mate bring it anytime after 12 30 yeah
03:52okay no worries sir
03:55show me some sergeants boy
03:58sergeants mate
04:00yeah
04:01yeah
04:01yeah
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