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00:11To the Jungle Arms! We've got bloody fish and chips!
00:18Hallelujah! I believe in the Lord!
00:21Tonight, in the Jungle Arms, that was special.
00:24The next person to leave Amsterdam, to get me out of here, is Ken.
00:31By the way, there was more than ten milk bottles.
00:34There was thirteen, hence we had one three, because it's an odd number anyway, and she took the first one.
00:40She's flying right across that bridge.
00:46I really hope that the Gods of the Jungle are shining down upon us.
00:50This is dangerous discovery.
00:53What is that?
00:59What is that?
01:02So Lisa's not coming back.
01:05Is she okay?
01:06But somebody else is.
01:08What?
01:10My God!
01:11What on earth?
01:15Two of them are on the take.
01:16Two of them are all about giving.
01:18And one of them has to dig in.
01:20There's barely time to take a breath, here on I'm a Celebrity.
01:23Get me out of here!
01:24Get me out of here!
01:25Get me out of here!
01:26Two of them make me.
01:27Two of them will win.
01:29You're so really in the car.
01:30We are not cheap.
01:31Forse this is the game still playing.
01:32We are not in there!
01:33Have you got to roll?
01:34With that record!
01:36Good.
01:37I didn't forget!
01:38We are all about 5 of your football games.
01:40People are SVP and we are not counting all that from your football games.
01:42Like who?
01:43behind us?
01:45What do we see tonight?
01:47Hello, good morning, good evening.
02:02Welcome to Australia, 24 hours after Kelly Brook departed the jungle.
02:08As soon as she left, Kelly had one of her famous salmon sperm facials.
02:12She did, she did.
02:13I won't tell you how she got the sperm,
02:15but she is now banned from Wollumaloo fishmongers.
02:18Yeah, she is. No, no, no, no.
02:20Coming up on tonight's show, Tom and Lisa getting the Christmas spirit,
02:25H talks kiss and tells, plus Jack takes on an archaeology trial.
02:28He does indeed. He dug up ancient coins, stone-aged pottery
02:32and the bootcut jeans we wore in series one.
02:34Ho, ho, ho. Don't worry, guys, we buried the jeans again.
02:38Yeah, we did. They're back down there.
02:39Yeah, we did. But we start with the morning after the jungle arms.
02:43So how are they all feeling?
02:44Ruby said it was unforgettable.
02:46Mm-hm. Lisa said it was incredible.
02:47And Shona said...
02:49Your lady.
02:49Oh, what a night.
03:12I'll never forget you singing. Ever, ever.
03:15Last night was magnificent.
03:17That is the true coming together of my friends.
03:20And everybody had talent, I think.
03:22And we were just a joyous group of the happiest people on earth.
03:27It was majestic.
03:28You know, they say your stomach shrinks, mine didn't.
03:31Mine could take it off.
03:33Yeah, the hunger we've had.
03:34And then we get fish and chips.
03:36Oh.
03:36And cheesy puffs.
03:38Oh.
03:39And peanuts.
03:39And pretzels.
03:40I'm not even hungry for breakfast, that's why I'm not in a rush.
03:44Oh, I don't know what to do first this morning.
03:46I'm all over the place.
03:47Yeah, we're all, like, hungover from, like...
03:50Hungover from fun.
03:51Yeah.
03:52I just kind of want to...
03:53It's horrible.
03:54I just feel sleepy and just want to sit here.
03:56I know, me too.
03:57I just want to sit by the fire and go, ooh.
03:58Like, it's like a duvet day, isn't it?
04:00Yeah.
04:01Like, I want to order, like, some ramen noodles and, like...
04:03Yeah, watch a movie and just, like, snuggle up.
04:06I overindulged, and now I'm feeling it today.
04:09But we all really needed it.
04:11I think we were all quite at peace about leaving and going home if that was our last night,
04:16because it can't get much better from there, can it?
04:19I mean, we had the time of our lives.
04:25Jungle Arms was, uh...
04:27was fun.
04:28It was a lot of fun.
04:30But today...
04:32it's my dad's birthday.
04:34I'm OK, though.
04:35You know, it's just another day at the end of the day.
04:38Shona.
04:38Shona.
04:40Shona.
04:41Oh, she's out.
04:42Shona.
04:42She went out last night, didn't she?
04:43Whitney.
04:43Yeah.
04:44Whitney.
04:45Whitney, get up.
04:46Shinza McGinta.
04:49Shona.
04:52Shona.
04:53She's still in bed.
04:55Shona.
04:55You might be going home.
05:00Yay.
05:00I can't believe you're stuck to us all shouting your name.
05:03We were...
05:03Were you not hearing us?
05:04We were literally all just shouting your name.
05:07No.
05:07Yeah.
05:08You're such a deep sleeper.
05:10I feel absolutely knackered, because last night was such a big night.
05:14We were out-out.
05:15I mean, it's totally worth it, though.
05:19Oh.
05:20Oh, here we go.
05:21Oh, this...
05:22Oh, oh, oh.
05:23Good morning, everybody.
05:24Good morning.
05:26The next person to leave I'm a Celebrity, get me out of here, 2025, is Kelly.
05:32It's so sad to see Kelly go, but I think Kelly enjoyed last night so very much.
05:43She was so full of beans and buck, so I think it was a nice wave to ride ever so gently out
05:51of camp.
05:52Bye, guys.
05:53Enjoy.
05:54By the way, there was more than 10 milk bottles.
05:57There was more than 10 milk bottles.
05:58Oh!
06:01Do you know what the best thing is here?
06:02Oh.
06:02There was 13, hence we had one three, because it's an odd number anyway, and she took the
06:07first one.
06:08That's why.
06:08Remember when I ate the butter?
06:10Do you remember how many people were, like, coming for me?
06:14Do you remember Kelly going on about, how dare you?
06:17You've ate the butter.
06:18There were more milk bottles than you thought, and I ate them.
06:21Ha-ha, bye!
06:23The thievery in this camp.
06:25When they got the milk bottles, they ate three of them before bringing them back.
06:30We did, but...
06:30Well, yeah, but that's only fair, because we literally won the trial, and there was 13.
06:34Yeah, but...
06:34No, no, what happened, no.
06:36It didn't go down like that, though.
06:38We thought, how are we going to split 13 of them between 10 people?
06:42And then Kelly went, right, go on then.
06:44Bang, put it in the mouth, so we went, right, well, we'll have three.
06:47And then there was 10 left.
06:48We brought it back to camp with a chance like that.
06:50It's all coming out now.
06:52But Kelly's to blame for it.
06:54I will just put that.
06:55Oh, no, no, no, no.
06:56You'll see when you get out.
06:57You'll see when you get out.
06:58With your own actions.
06:59If you eat something, you're to blame.
07:02Yeah, I'll take a carburetor for that.
07:04Yeah, I will as well.
07:07But Kelly started it, Jeff.
07:08Well, we swerved our way by saying there was only 13.
07:11Obviously, there was 20.
07:13Bravo, Kelly.
07:14Bye, guys!
07:16See you on the other side.
07:18Thank you for an amazing experience.
07:21Bravo, Kelly.
07:23She's flying right across that bridge.
07:24Personally, I'm really sad to see Kelly go.
07:27I thought she was a really bright spark.
07:29She was always smiling.
07:31And I think I made a friend with Kelly.
07:33We've done well, everybody.
07:35We're finally with a hateful eight now.
07:37Hate to go.
07:38I think because we had such a good night last night,
07:42nothing can really ruin it.
07:44Do you know what I mean?
07:45It's a good job.
07:45It's not happened tomorrow.
07:47Do you know what I mean?
07:48Today was a good day to get snitched on.
07:51I think we got away with it.
07:57They think they've got away with it.
07:59They've doubled down on it.
08:00What?
08:01Doubled down on it.
08:01That's terrible, man.
08:03They think they've got away with it.
08:04What?
08:06Liars!
08:07You liars!
08:08H and Ginge have looked them in the eye and told them bare-faced lies.
08:13That's not the only lie they've told.
08:15I heard Ginge telling Ruby that she'd look great with a bit of rope tied around her noggin.
08:19That's where that's come from.
08:20Liars!
08:21Dirty little liars.
08:22You're dirty liars!
08:22That's where that's come from.
08:24We opened the vote at the end of last night's show.
08:26That vote is still open.
08:28The person with the fewest votes will leave camp tonight.
08:31You get five free votes via the app.
08:33That vote closes in approximately around 29 minutes' time.
08:38Thank you, Dachlan.
08:39Right.
08:40Back to camp now.
08:41And before they decided who'd do the trial,
08:43H delivered his audition to host the News at 10.
08:47We've got news, we've got news, we've got news.
08:49Uh-oh.
08:51Celebrities.
08:51Today's trial is called Dangerous Discoveries.
08:55Ooh!
08:56It's up to you to decide which celebrity takes part.
08:59Good luck.
09:00Personally, Jack's not been out for a while.
09:03Yeah.
09:03So, I'll just kick off the vote and I think it should be Jack.
09:07Yeah, I fully agree with that.
09:08It's completely your day.
09:10I know you'll do brilliantly, so I'll go Mr Osborne.
09:12Yeah.
09:13No point in voting, I don't think.
09:15You'll be all right.
09:15Good luck, Jack.
09:16They nominated me and so I'm going off on a solo adventure to get some stars.
09:25Solo challenges are nerve-wracking.
09:27You caned it last time, babe.
09:29I know, because it was like, that was my power animal.
09:31It was water.
09:32Whatever it is, you'll be sweet anyway, won't you?
09:34Yeah.
09:35I hope so.
09:36I really hope that the gods of the jungle are shining down upon us.
09:39You know what, bro, if you don't get eight, I won't really rate you like that anymore.
09:43No pressure.
09:43Eight's my lucky number, so we're good.
09:46Yeah, you're nice then.
09:48Yeah.
09:48Jack, I think, is the right man for the job.
09:50Jack, well, man, he's very reliable and consistent with it and hopefully he feeds the camp.
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10:25Absolutely need as many stars as possible for food.
10:28But also, I'm number one on the leaderboard for most stars on a solo trial.
10:34So I'm trying to keep that position so I can rub it into Ginger's face
10:39and just prove that I'm, you know, a better game player than him.
10:42Oh, no. What is this?
10:44What is this?
10:45Oh, all will be explained, Jack.
10:47OK.
10:48It's nice to see you.
10:49It's good to see you.
10:50How are things in camp? You're down to eight now.
10:52We are down to eight, but morale is high.
10:54Good. How come we're seeing you today?
10:55I think because I hadn't really left camp much in the last three days
10:58and everyone was sick of seeing me, so they were like, just leave.
11:01And you did very well in your last trial.
11:03When we saw you last in a solo trial, you smashed it.
11:06The bar is kind of high and I'm nervous.
11:09Would you like to find out what's in store today?
11:12OK. Reluctantly, yes.
11:14Reluctantly, yes.
11:15This is Dangerous Discovery.
11:18It's an archaeological site where they've unearthed some relics and some ancient stars.
11:34For the first part, you're going to be strapped on your back in the middle of the pit.
11:39You need to search around for four hell holes.
11:42Hidden in amongst those hell holes will be four stars.
11:45For part two, you can unstrap yourself and find the other stars which are hidden in amongst the rest of the site.
11:52There are eight stars in total.
11:54You've got ten minutes to try and find them.
11:57You're looking for ancient star coins.
12:00Oh.
12:01Which look a little bit like this.
12:03Oh.
12:04Ah.
12:04These apparently were used by celebrities back at the dawn of time.
12:09We can't be sure.
12:10We can't be sure.
12:11We can just guess.
12:11It's history.
12:12But along with these are normal coins.
12:15The normal coins are worthless.
12:16They're the ones you're looking for.
12:17OK.
12:18When you do get an ancient star coin, put them in this.
12:21Your ancient star coin bag.
12:24Now this has been loaned to us by a museum.
12:27It's a very old relic and it was used back at the dawn of time by celebrities to put their star coins into.
12:32We think.
12:32We think so.
12:33We can't be sure.
12:33We have to presume.
12:34It's history.
12:35Each star coin you collect though is worth a meal for camp tonight.
12:38You can stop the trial at any point by saying I'm a celebrity.
12:40Get me out of here.
12:40Any further stars will be forfeit.
12:42But you've never said that before, Jack.
12:44I don't think you're going to say that again.
12:46You don't even have to take it on.
12:47But you're here.
12:48You like a trial.
12:49He loves a day out.
12:51Let's do it.
12:51You want to do it?
12:52Yeah.
12:52Let's get you ready.
12:53Let's get you ready.
12:57Okay, Jack.
12:58Comfortable?
13:00Let's use the word comfortable loosely.
13:02Okay.
13:02Okay.
13:03So you can start searching when you hear the klaxon.
13:05Okay.
13:05Good luck.
13:09Okay.
13:10Just got to find the four holes here.
13:14Oh, what was that?
13:19Ten minutes to find eight stars.
13:22Oh, hi there.
13:37Welcome back.
13:38Time for celebrity.
13:38Get me out of here.
13:39Before the break, Jack had just started the latest trial, Dangerous Discovery.
13:44Yes.
13:44And this one was all about Dawn of Time.
13:47You know Dawn of Time, don't you?
13:49She does the stopwatch and all the bush took a trial.
13:50Oh, yeah.
13:51She does the timings.
13:52Oh, yeah, that dawn.
13:53Yes.
13:53Lovely girl.
13:54Lots of fun.
13:55We had a coffee with her halfway through the trial.
13:57That's right.
13:57That was the break of dawn.
13:58Yes.
14:01Okay.
14:02Just got to find the four holes here.
14:06Oh, what was that?
14:11Ten minutes to find eight stars.
14:16What is that?
14:19Oh.
14:19You tell me.
14:21What can you feel?
14:22I'm going to...
14:23Are you not going in?
14:25You're not going to bother with that one?
14:26Um, well...
14:27You know there's stuff in there.
14:29I know, but there's also a crab with some big-ass claws.
14:34That's a yabby.
14:35Gabby.
14:36It's your old friend, the yabby.
14:38They're friends of Jackwoman.
14:40Okay, let's go slow.
14:43Look around for ancient star coins.
14:46I'm really going with this ancient star coin.
14:48You're selling it.
14:49Thanks.
14:52I'm selling it.
14:53They're priceless.
14:53You can't sell them.
14:55Your first minute gone, Jack.
14:57Any sign?
14:59Not feeling anything yet.
15:01Wait, there's one coin.
15:03Is it an ancient star coin?
15:04No.
15:06It's worthless.
15:09You see, I prefer this jackal man in water.
15:12He is very good in water.
15:13He is very good in water.
15:14We may have found his nemesis.
15:15Yeah.
15:16Sand.
15:16Archaeology.
15:18You're going to have to try and speed up a bit, Jack.
15:25I am trying.
15:27Moving gingerly.
15:28Moving gingerly.
15:29He's not here as well, is he?
15:30He's not in the hellhole, is he?
15:32Two minutes gone.
15:34Got one.
15:35Got one.
15:37Is that an ancient star?
15:38Ancient star.
15:38Get it in your ancient star bag.
15:40Priceless.
15:41Okay.
15:42On to the next hellhole.
15:43All righty.
15:44Oh, okay.
15:52That scorpion's in there, Jack.
15:56Got one.
15:57Get it in your ancient star bag.
16:01Into the third hellhole.
16:10What's in there?
16:12Frogs.
16:13Toads.
16:13Toads.
16:14Toads.
16:15They hate being called frogs.
16:17Oh, sorry.
16:17Three minutes gone, Jack.
16:24In amongst the toads.
16:26Really buried deep, aren't they?
16:27Well, I suppose they have been there for thousands upon thousands of years.
16:30Thousands of years.
16:30So, you know, apparently.
16:32We can never be sure.
16:33We can never be sure of this.
16:34It's history.
16:34It's history.
16:35It's history.
16:35Can't reach.
16:38You can tell by the sedimentary layers how far back it goes.
16:42At least two weeks.
16:49Four minutes gone.
16:50Six minutes left.
16:52Any sign, Jack?
16:53All right.
16:53I'm going to move on because that one I can't reach.
16:55Okay.
16:56Move on.
16:56We can always come back to that one if you have time.
16:58Yep.
17:03What the f*** is it?
17:05Frilled lizard.
17:07Good.
17:08They are really excited to be here.
17:13Positively frilled.
17:13Frilled.
17:15Got one.
17:16Oh, I got it!
17:17Got it.
17:17That's three out of a possible four on this level.
17:20Let us know if you want to move up to the next level.
17:22You can always come back to this one at the end if you want to.
17:24Yeah, I'll move up to the next level.
17:26Well done, Jack.
17:27Three out of four so far.
17:31All right.
17:31Found one.
17:32Five minutes gone.
17:33Half your time.
17:35Ah, it's your old friend, the small crocs.
17:40Oh.
17:41They love Jack Roman.
17:42I do like Jack Roman.
17:44We meet again.
17:45What's that, a normal coin?
17:47Normal coin.
17:48Worthless.
17:48Worthless.
17:49Get rid.
17:50Does nothing for me.
17:51No.
17:51It does not feed me.
17:54Six minutes gone.
17:55Four minutes left.
17:59Damn it.
17:59It's the thing about archaeology, isn't it?
18:02It just takes a long time.
18:03It does.
18:03Thousands upon thousands of years.
18:05We think we can only guess.
18:07We just, we don't know.
18:07It's history.
18:08Got one.
18:09Oh, yeah.
18:09Hold on.
18:10That's number four.
18:15Spiders in this one.
18:17Sorry.
18:19Just in.
18:24Is that a worthless one?
18:25Worthless.
18:26Worthless.
18:26Worthless.
18:29Got it.
18:29Get it in your ancient bag.
18:31Come on, Jack.
18:32Right.
18:32He's spinning around.
18:33We're in more hell holes.
18:34We are in.
18:35Ancient coin number five.
18:36Three more to find.
18:38Seven minutes gone.
18:41Three minutes to go.
18:43That's a heavy snake.
18:49Oh, yeah.
18:50Snake's in there, Jack.
18:56Imagine how annoyed the archaeologist would be if we stood there on time team at the side
19:02of a dig.
19:02It's got three minutes to go.
19:05We'd get chucked off the site.
19:07But it would be much more entertaining show.
19:09It would.
19:10Thank you, Jack.
19:11We are available.
19:12Don't lie.
19:13You guys have booked up forever.
19:19Got it.
19:20Get it in your ancient bag.
19:24Eight minutes gone.
19:25Even Indiana Jones himself couldn't have done that.
19:28No.
19:28He doesn't like snakes, does he?
19:30He doesn't like snakes.
19:33What is that?
19:34Now, that is a ridgetail lizard.
19:36Oh, okay.
19:38Fun fact, we've never had him on I'm Slaughty before.
19:41It's been very difficult to book.
19:43It's kind of like you guys.
19:45Hot commodity.
19:47Is he a national treasure as well?
19:48See how I'm buttering you guys up?
19:50Oh, come on.
19:51Give him all the stuff.
19:51Stop it.
19:52Guys, give him all the stuff.
19:54Got it.
19:54Oh, get in your ancient bag.
19:58Nine minutes gone.
19:59One minute left.
20:01Last coin to find.
20:02Can I go for this one now?
20:04Fuck him with the toes.
20:05Right down to the wire.
20:06This is going to be if he gets it at all.
20:09I can't reach.
20:10It's too deep.
20:11Forty seconds, Jack.
20:20Come on, Jack.
20:21Run my arm.
20:26Come on.
20:27Thirty seconds.
20:29Come on.
20:33You can do it.
20:37Twenty seconds left.
20:39Come on.
20:40Come on, Jack.
20:42Ten seconds.
20:43Come on, Jack.
20:45Nine.
20:46Eight.
20:46You can do it.
20:47Seven.
20:49Six.
20:50Five.
20:51Four.
20:51Please.
20:52Three.
20:53Come on.
20:54Two.
20:55One.
20:59Time off.
21:02Well done, Jack.
21:03Let's get you out of there.
21:05Well done.
21:06You gave it a good go.
21:08I think I did as well.
21:09So we found your nemesis.
21:10Yeah.
21:11There's two.
21:12Toads and sand.
21:13Toads and sand.
21:14Yeah, but very, very good.
21:16Let's just count out your ancient stars from your ancient star bag and make sure that there's
21:20no dummies in there that we weren't sold at dummies.
21:22I'm just saying.
21:23Come on.
21:24You know me, I'm a stickler for the rules.
21:26One.
21:26One.
21:27Two.
21:29Three.
21:31Four.
21:32Five.
21:32Five.
21:34Six.
21:36Seven.
21:38We shall feast.
21:39Ah, well done.
21:40Happy with that?
21:41Very happy with that.
21:42And it would have been it if it wasn't for that pesky toes.
21:44Those pesky toes, they get you every time.
21:46Well done.
21:47We will let you head back to camp.
21:49Tell them the good news.
21:50And enjoy the rest of your day.
21:51I'll try.
21:52Thanks, John.
21:53Bye, guys.
21:53Take care.
21:55Now, if they haven't put music from either Raiders of the Ola Stark or the Mummy on this,
22:00then they've dropped the ball.
22:04Feel great.
22:05I wish, though, I got all eight.
22:07I'm just like, oh, damn it, that one star.
22:09But, hey, seven is no small feat.
22:13We're going to eat really well tonight.
22:14We've got a ton of stars.
22:16It's going to be a dinner that is plentiful.
22:21Oh, my God.
22:28Oh, my God.
22:28Oh, my God.
22:32Oh, my God.
22:34Oh, my God.
22:48You're such a little shit.
22:49But I love you.
22:52Oh.
22:53Scaring Lisa is absolutely hilarious.
22:56Hee-hee.
22:57Oh.
22:59You back.
23:00Hello, Jack.
23:01Hello, my God.
23:04I f***ed it.
23:05No, you didn't.
23:06No, you didn't.
23:06No, it was honestly, like, horrible.
23:08I got so overwhelmed and, like, frustrated.
23:11I had to, like, put my hands in all these mystery holes.
23:14I, like, panicked and I, like, I don't know.
23:17Are you kidding?
23:17I'm, like, I'm bummed.
23:20How many?
23:21I got seven of eight.
23:22Oh!
23:26Well done, Jack.
23:28Well done, Jack.
23:28Oh, you are so good.
23:30Well done, Jack.
23:31Oh, my God.
23:32In each hole was snakes, spiders, toads.
23:37The toads are what got me.
23:38I couldn't find the coin where the toads were.
23:41And it turned out that a toad was just, like, sat on top of it.
23:43And I was going under.
23:45Yeah.
23:45But, yeah, it was cool.
23:46Good.
23:47Welcome, Jack.
23:49It was a lot of fun.
23:50Another one.
23:50Bravo, our hero.
23:52Oh, Giacomo will never, ever fail us.
23:58Seven stars.
24:00He is truly heroic.
24:03Does anybody want any rice?
24:06Oh, yes, the rice.
24:08We have to reassign the chores first.
24:10Right, should we switch it up?
24:12Yeah.
24:14OK.
24:15Ginger H, do you still want to do the washing up,
24:18or should I add names?
24:20Honestly, honestly, whatever you think is best.
24:23You better just put your times two washing.
24:25I don't want to lose it.
24:26You're the only one doing it now.
24:28I'd lose it.
24:29Isn't it wonderful that we don't have to do anything?
24:32Isn't that a gift?
24:33We can just be funny.
24:34Yeah.
24:34Me and Ruby had to get the chalkboard back out
24:37because as people go, obviously,
24:39nearly everybody is on a times two.
24:42So I think it's just a case of people didn't want to do certain things,
24:46but it's the power of the chalk.
24:47And off.
24:48So H becomes a not times one.
24:50Ginger's still a times two now.
24:52OK.
24:53Don't mind being a times two as long as it's a good times two.
24:55You're a times two, like it or not.
24:56So we have Ginger doing two and H doing only one
25:00because we know that'll aggravate the situation.
25:03And we'd like to see a little conflict between the two of them.
25:06OK.
25:07All right.
25:07There it is.
25:09Shona and Tom, chefs.
25:11Yep.
25:12Ginger and H are water duty.
25:15Yes.
25:16Yes.
25:18Yes.
25:18I'm over the moon.
25:19I'd rather do the other five or the other four
25:21genuinely on my own than do washing up.
25:25The one thing I have noticed is H is only on one thing.
25:29How has H only got one thing and I've still got two?
25:35Ginger, what are you doing?
25:37Making a confetti.
25:38Trust me, I'm not doing it.
25:39Some of us can't breathe.
25:41Well, you stop...
25:42Stop trying to be Jack.
25:43Do you know what I'm saying?
25:43Whilst it's just the four of us, how have I ended up with two jobs again?
25:47And the **** has only got one.
25:48Everybody has two jobs.
25:49Because he's kinder than you.
25:50Does he not have two jobs?
25:52No, he doesn't.
25:52He doesn't want to.
25:53OK, but then we'll switch it around next week.
25:56We're not here next week.
25:57I know.
26:05She got him there.
26:06Very good, very good.
26:08So the new chores have been allocated.
26:10Ginge is off the dishes and now he's got wood.
26:13Well, that's what happens when you're told you don't have to do the dishes anymore.
26:16Can relate.
26:17I feel like you.
26:19And with the chores all assigned, Lisa started asking H about kiss and tells.
26:24In other words, it was time for a bit of juicy, smoochy jungle jibba jibba.
26:30Have you had a kiss and tell, H?
26:32What does that mean?
26:33Had sex with a girl and she's sold the story.
26:35I was in Brighton once.
26:38Some girl filmed me while I was in bed and posted it everywhere.
26:43Really?
26:43It happens, doesn't it?
26:45That's what it is.
26:47I've had three.
26:48It wasn't pretty.
26:49Have you?
26:49Yeah.
26:50Real life Emmerdale farm girl has sex in Glossop.
26:54I thought Mandy was a lesbian.
26:57No, Mandy's married to Paddy.
26:59She's a gay icon.
27:01Gay icon does not mean lesbian.
27:02No, gay icon means, like, your character is loved by gay men and gay women.
27:09Ah, OK.
27:10And drag queens love her.
27:12Kylie's someone who's...
27:14Cos she's flamboyant.
27:15She's very over the top.
27:17She loves colour.
27:18Right, OK.
27:18I'm with you.
27:19Yeah.
27:19Right, OK.
27:20What, was Al a fan before you started dating him?
27:22No, didn't know who I was.
27:24That was one of the appeals.
27:26And Al's five years older than me.
27:28What's your vibe with going out with someone younger than you?
27:31I have done it before, yeah.
27:33He was two years younger than me.
27:35It's a cooker, isn't it?
27:36Yeah, seemed cool.
27:37You've pulled a milf.
27:39I suppose that's what...
27:40Yeah, yeah.
27:41And then there's gilf, isn't there, as well?
27:43Yeah.
27:44Right with Ruby.
27:46Yeah.
27:49Is the conversation interesting?
27:52Should I come back?
27:55100% Rubes.
27:56All right, I'm coming back now.
28:01Ruby Wax does not like to entertain any conversations
28:04that do not interest her in any way, shape or form.
28:08I respect it.
28:09She's not trying to waste all the time on her little legs,
28:11you know what I mean?
28:12It's a long way from that treehouse to the camp.
28:14She's about 3'4", so I'd do the same thing.
28:19Does it happen a lot to you?
28:21Groupies throwing themselves at you.
28:26The smile says it all.
28:27Did I hit it?
28:28Did I hit bingo?
28:30My time in the game is done, man.
28:32I'm excited to have kids.
28:34You two are going to be great fathers.
28:36Yeah.
28:36Pair of you.
28:37What do you want, boy or girl?
28:39What, first?
28:40Yeah.
28:40I think I'd like to have a boy first.
28:43So the girl always has an older brother.
28:45Right.
28:46I think H will be a fantastic father.
28:49What a guy.
28:50I mean, I think he'd be so loving and he'd be able to give that kid everything.
28:54I don't think I want my first kid till I'm 30 at least.
28:58Yeah.
28:58What do you think is the best age to have a kid?
29:02Yeah, your first one around 33, I think, is perfection.
29:05Yeah.
29:05Yeah.
29:06Because then you start going, oh, I don't want to be alone.
29:09So how old was you when you had your last kid?
29:11In my 40s.
29:12Was you?
29:13It was okay.
29:13Yeah.
29:14Yeah, it's just I'm the oldest of the mothers.
29:16Yeah.
29:17I don't care.
29:17No.
29:18I think I'd be exactly the same.
29:20I think I want to live a bit of my life first before I start worrying about a little H.
29:24Do you know what I mean?
29:25Big H needs some loving first.
29:27Then little H can come after.
29:28So you've got four years.
29:30I've got four years.
29:31Just f***ing around if you wanted to.
29:33Yeah.
29:36F***ing Alginj.
29:37What?
29:38Stinks.
29:39It's like a broken sewer.
29:49Welcome back to I'm a Little Bit of Broccoli.
29:51Ah!
29:52Get me out of here.
29:54Live from Australia.
29:55The vote is now closed very shortly.
29:58We'll be heading down there, down to the camp, to reveal who's leaving tonight.
30:03Right.
30:03Time to get festive now.
30:05Yeah.
30:06About time.
30:07Doesn't feel like Christmas, does it?
30:08Doesn't.
30:08Put some bloody tinsel up, you Aussies.
30:11Tom and Lisa went on a mission to try and win a sack full of Christmas presents.
30:15Yay.
30:16Oh, talking about Christmas, I saw you opened your I'm a Celebrity Advent calendar this morning.
30:20Yeah.
30:20What did you get?
30:21I got a kangaroo penis with a little Santa hat on.
30:2422 more sleeps.
30:29Oh, look, it's Christmas.
30:31Oh, my goodness, it's festive.
30:33Oh, sacks for everybody and tinsel.
30:36Oh.
30:37Bawbles, bangles and bees.
30:39Oh, so are we loading gifts for our campmates, maybe?
30:41We'll be bringing them Christmas.
30:43Aw.
30:43I'd quite like to play Mrs. Santa Claus as Angela Lansbury.
30:47So I can be a little elf.
30:48Oh, yes.
30:49Yes.
30:49Ha, ha, ha.
30:52G'day, celebrities.
30:54Welcome to my attic, where every celebrity has a Christmas present chosen by their dearly
30:59beloved friends and family.
31:01One of you needs to put your head into the attic to find each present, while the other
31:05will need to use their fingers to move it towards the hatch.
31:09Anything you get out of the attic before the sand timer runs out, you can take back to camp.
31:14So suddenly we've got to go in the attic and get the stuff and load the gifts, or everyone's
31:19going to be so happy.
31:21Well, we're sort of immersed in Santa's workshop, except that the ceiling of Santa's workshop
31:26is like Swiss cheese.
31:28Oh, look, everyone's got names.
31:29Oh, look.
31:30Oh, they are name tags.
31:32Jack.
31:32Oh, Martin.
31:34Oh, gosh.
31:35OK, we've got this.
31:36Should we flip all the labels?
31:37Yes.
31:38Read them out to me, darling.
31:39A ukulele, an air freshener, a ceramic pig.
31:43I'll leave us out.
31:44OK.
31:44We can be a bonus at the end.
31:45Foam roller.
31:46Foam roller.
31:47Oh, the Jack eye gel pads.
31:48Eye gel pads.
31:49And a Manchester United scarf.
31:51Oh, OK, I'm going up.
31:52OK, let me have a little look.
31:53Right, OK.
31:54What can you see?
31:55Oh, I've got a foam roller here, darling.
31:56Right here, here where my hand is.
31:58Go forward.
31:59Foam roller.
31:59Forward.
32:00Forward with that, please.
32:01Orange.
32:01You've got two here.
32:03You've got the Man United scarf also.
32:05OK, let's get both of you.
32:06Forward and show me your finger.
32:07Keep going with the Man United scarf, babe, first.
32:10Something's in the way.
32:11The little baubles.
32:12Yeah, pop them out of the way.
32:13Oh, out of the way.
32:14We've got to get this for Jim.
32:15He's going to be so happy because all he's ever wanted was the scores, bless him.
32:18You're nearly there.
32:19One big push now.
32:21Ow.
32:22Ow.
32:23OK, there you go.
32:24Open your hatch now, darling.
32:25Open the hatch and reach up.
32:26Open the hatch.
32:27Reach up towards where my face is.
32:28Yes.
32:29Got it.
32:29Got it.
32:31Oh, darling, where am I going?
32:32Right, OK, we're going here now.
32:33So here we've got the foam roller for Jack.
32:34Um, uh, oh, OK.
32:36Right, you've got it.
32:37You're on the hatch.
32:38Open.
32:39Opening the hatch.
32:39Yeah, open it.
32:40Reach up.
32:41Yes, Jack.
32:42Oh, it is.
32:43OK, look at my left arm.
32:44This is for Shona's air freshener.
32:45More here.
32:46Yeah, right.
32:47Now push.
32:48Push again.
32:48Push again.
32:49Right.
32:49My right.
32:50Yeah, open the hatch.
32:51Oh, opening the hatch.
32:52Got the freshness.
32:53OK, just show me the rest of the gifts, please.
32:55Shall I just do ours in case they're in the way?
32:56Yeah, do ours as well.
32:57Um, Christmas hat.
32:58Polar bear, could we talk about mine here?
33:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:00Oh, darling, this is for you.
33:02Oh, now, Bronco.
33:02Come on.
33:02Come on, Polar bear.
33:04Keep going.
33:04Come on, Polar bear.
33:05Right, you are.
33:06You are.
33:06You're down there.
33:07OK, reach the hatch now.
33:08Oh.
33:09Oh.
33:09Yes.
33:10Amazing.
33:10Right, OK.
33:11Brilliant.
33:12Fantastic.
33:12Amazing.
33:13Right, OK.
33:13Brilliant.
33:14OK, so we're looking for, this is the iPads.
33:16A big flamingo here.
33:18Keep pushing.
33:19If you stay on that line, directly forward now.
33:22Absolutely straight.
33:23Direct forward, please.
33:24Darling.
33:25Oh, I've got splints in my eye.
33:27Oh, right.
33:28One more push and you're on the hatch.
33:29Open the hatch.
33:30Open the hatch.
33:30Opening the hatch.
33:31Opening the hatch.
33:32Gel pad.
33:32Whoa.
33:33OK, right here, darling.
33:35Christmas hat.
33:37Christmas hat is, like, about seven centimetres for that.
33:40That's it, John.
33:41Brilliant.
33:41Straight line, like, just like you did, right?
33:43Over the wreath.
33:44One more and you're on the hatch.
33:45John.
33:46You're on.
33:46Open.
33:47Open.
33:47Opening the hatch.
33:48Oh.
33:49Oh, that's yours.
33:51Well done, darling.
33:52It's a ceramic pig and ukulele.
33:54OK, right, ceramic pig.
33:55I'm going backwards, Tom, OK?
33:56I'm going to come down.
33:57It's pot, so be really careful, Tom.
34:00One more.
34:01Gentle, gentle, gentle.
34:03Opening the hatch.
34:03Gentle, gentle.
34:04Oh, OK.
34:05Got it.
34:06Well done.
34:07Right.
34:07Oh, I see.
34:08Oh.
34:08Right, last one.
34:09We've got to get Martin's.
34:10It's Martin's ukulele.
34:12Oh, I've got it.
34:13I've got it.
34:14That's it.
34:15That's it.
34:15OK.
34:16One, two, last one.
34:19Three, open the hatch.
34:20Is it on?
34:21Open the hatch.
34:21Open the hatch.
34:22Full hatch.
34:22Genie.
34:23Genie.
34:23Oh.
34:24Oh, Tom.
34:26Oh, Tom.
34:27Oh, my God.
34:27So we've got a sack of gifts to take to all our friends.
34:31We'll be Mr. and Mrs. Claus, whichever way around you like.
34:34Of course, Sally.
34:34Oh.
34:35Oh, look.
34:37Yes, we did it.
34:38They're going to love us.
34:41Them green ants are a bitch, though.
34:43Yeah.
34:43Apparently, you can eat them, though, and they taste like citrusy.
34:49Oh, there you go.
34:50Oh, hello, darlings.
34:52Hello.
34:54Um, Lisa's not coming back for now, but somebody else is.
34:59Um, Mrs. Claus.
35:02Oh, my God.
35:03Oh, hello.
35:06Oh, well.
35:08What have we got?
35:09Gifts from all our loved ones.
35:11Wow.
35:12Christmas gifts that they feel will help us towards the end to get us all through.
35:17But only for the good little boys and girls.
35:21Martin Kent.
35:23Yeah.
35:23So, Mrs. Claus.
35:24Oh.
35:28Merry Christmas.
35:30Merry Christmas to you.
35:32Oh, wow.
35:34I'll be really honest with you.
35:36I think Santa has gone out and got me the wrong present.
35:41The ukulele, which I have no idea how to play.
35:45I've no clue.
35:46Eight.
35:47Yeah.
35:49Happy Christmas.
35:52Eye patches.
35:55Yes.
35:57I reckon my mum got me these eye patches.
36:01It's just good.
36:01Bit of cold water.
36:03Wash your face.
36:03Bang these on.
36:04Feel revived.
36:05Next minute I'm in my music video like that.
36:08Do you know what I mean?
36:09Just on one.
36:10Happy Christmas.
36:11Hey.
36:13Yay.
36:13Happy Christmas.
36:16Hey.
36:18United.
36:18United.
36:19I'm happy I got the Man United scarf because it reminds me, when I get out, I've got three
36:24games to catch up on and we're going to be top four.
36:26Jack Osborne.
36:28Yes.
36:28Oh!
36:29Yes!
36:30I think he does.
36:32Yes!
36:35That's great.
36:36Merry Christmas.
36:37I want to say thank you to my family for getting me this air freshener because once it was
36:46contraband and now I'm allowed to have it.
36:49And I tell you what, it smells absolutely banging.
36:52It's coming to you.
37:04Oh my God.
37:06Oh, happy Christmas.
37:08They know I love pigs.
37:10This is what my family would give me for Christmas.
37:14Just the humble pig because they know I collect them and I love them.
37:20I love my pig.
37:22Oink.
37:23Oh, I see.
37:24Aren't we lucky so?
37:25Happy Christmas.
37:27Merry Christmas, everybody.
37:29Merry Christmas.
37:31All our families chose well.
37:33Well done for being such good boys and girls.
37:39Very wholesome Christmas vibes in the camp right now and I'm loving it.
37:46You getting there?
37:47Oh.
37:50I haven't got a clue on, do I?
37:52That's great though, he's jamming it out.
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39:10Welcome back to I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.
39:21We are on our way in to come to tell them who's heading for home.
39:24But first, time for last night's dinner
39:26at the end of another eventful day.
39:28Jack had done well at the trial.
39:30He smashed it.
39:31Tom and Lisa secured the Christmas presents.
39:32They smashed it.
39:33And Ruby got a ceramic pig.
39:36Give it time.
39:36How good is that, Rubes?
39:46How good is this?
39:48Unbelievable.
39:51Basket.
39:52Is it?
39:53Yeah.
39:53Yay!
39:56The law!
39:57The law!
39:58The mood in the camp, it feels lovely to have a smaller group.
40:06I miss everyone, of course I do.
40:08But right now, eight is a good number.
40:11We're really enjoying each other's company,
40:13like just having not so much chaos everywhere.
40:16As a result of Jack winning seven stars in today's trial,
40:20dangerous discoveries.
40:22Goat leg.
40:27Oh, that's nice.
40:29That's nice.
40:30Am I that goat's leg adult thing?
40:31No, I think that's all right.
40:32It's edible, that.
40:33Wow.
40:34That's really good, though.
40:35Yeah.
40:35That's quite good, though.
40:36Oh, yeah.
40:36Oh, yeah.
40:37Get it on.
40:38That goat leg is long, isn't it?
40:40It's like the Claudia Schiffer of goat legs.
40:43It just goes on and on.
40:45Yeah.
40:45Long.
40:48When did you get into pigs?
40:50Like, when did that start?
40:51It's in South Africa, and there was a small pig
40:55that was made of plastic, and I bought it.
40:57But it goes when you push it, and that made me laugh,
41:01so I bought maybe 100 of them.
41:04And over the years, I've added more and more,
41:06and I went online, and I thought you could buy them
41:08in bulks of 50,000 from China.
41:10Yeah?
41:11Yeah.
41:11Okay.
41:12Because nothing's funnier than going on them.
41:16All right, I think we should dish it up.
41:18Oh, wow.
41:21Thank you so much.
41:22Oh, darling, thanks.
41:23Good job.
41:24Thank you so much.
41:25The leg of goat was soft.
41:27It wasn't too tough.
41:28You could get through it.
41:29Considering you can't have any seasoning or anything,
41:31probably a 7 out of 10.
41:33It was nice.
41:35Can I do something real quick before we finish our meal,
41:38considering we don't have a drink?
41:39It's my dad's 77th birthday today.
41:42Oh, wow.
41:43Oh, Jack.
41:44I just want to do a cheers.
41:46Happy birthday.
41:46Cheers.
41:47Cheers.
41:47Cheers.
41:48Cheers.
41:49Daddy Osborne.
41:50Happy birthday.
41:51Happy birthday.
41:51Wow.
41:55Oh, Jack.
41:5977.
41:59He would be 77.
42:0177?
42:01Yeah.
42:02What did you do last year, Danny?
42:05I think we just hung out at the house.
42:06Yeah?
42:06Oh, lovely.
42:07Yeah, the best one.
42:08Yeah.
42:09I think so, too.
42:10Everyone's safe together.
42:12Always.
42:12It's all you need.
42:15I think my dad would have been very supportive of me doing this.
42:20I think he would have found it really funny.
42:22And I actually think he really would have enjoyed watching the show.
42:2977.
42:30I mean, your dad led a full life around.
42:32He really did.
42:33You know?
42:35That's the way you want it, isn't it?
42:36Yeah.
42:36That's it.
42:36Oh, God, yeah.
42:38No regrets.
42:38Yeah, that's the way you want it.
42:40Go out doing what you love doing.
42:41Yeah.
42:43Yeah.
42:44Cool.
42:45The most remarkable thing about it all is that you got to say goodbye to everyone.
42:48You know?
42:49You went out at home.
42:50It's like how we all want to go, right?
42:52Yeah.
42:55Yeah.
42:56It's never easy.
42:57No.
42:59Yeah, it takes time.
43:00Yeah.
43:01I'll be back soon.
43:06All right.
43:08Rick Griggles bottom.
43:09I'll be back soon.
43:10What's your birthday?
43:11To 6th of February 2002.
43:13Ah.
43:13Favourite ballet, the Nutcracker.
43:15Favourite animal, centipede.
43:17Live at 62A Wallaby Way.
43:19Why do you speak so aggressive when you talk?
43:23That's a great sound.
43:47That's a great sound.
43:47Ruby, put the rock in his backpack.
43:59That's hilarious.
44:00I'll be logging it.
44:01Yeah, I know.
44:02I'm getting it.
44:13I'm going to wee again.
44:17I'm so juvenile.
44:19We're slightly crazed tonight, but what's great is everybody's caught it.
44:23We've returned to childhood, all of us, and we're all in the crib.
44:28We're all having our nappies changed, and we're back to basics.
44:34I was going to say something like that.
44:39Yeah.
44:43She didn't even do it, God.
44:45I know.
44:46She didn't even snitch good.
44:48By the way, there was more than 10 mil bottles, Ralph.
44:54It's you, it's that.
44:55It's 20 mil bottles.
44:56That would have been a ****.
44:57It would have been heavy.
45:02That would have been heavy.
45:09No, we got away with it.
45:10Welcome back to All My Celebrity Get Me Out of You.
45:26Time to go in and tell them who's heading for home.
45:29Come on.
45:29She's had three run-ins with bears, but they've never done anything.
45:36Here they are.
45:37Oh.
45:37Here we go.
45:38Here we go.
45:38Good morning.
45:39Good morning.
45:39Good morning.
45:39Good morning.
45:39Good morning.
45:39Good morning.
45:40Nice.
45:40Good morning.
45:41I wanted to hear the end of that story, Tom.
45:43I've got to film you in later.
45:44Good morning, everybody.
45:46The public have been voting for their favourite celebrities.
45:48The person with a fewest votes will leave today.
45:50In no particular order, H.
45:54Yes, sir.
45:55The public have decided.
45:57It's hard to know.
46:00It's not you.
46:01Sweet.
46:03Tom.
46:08It's not you.
46:11Shauna.
46:12Yeah.
46:15It's not you.
46:18Ruby.
46:20It might be you.
46:25Jack.
46:27It's not you.
46:31Ginge.
46:34It's not you.
46:37Martin.
46:40It's not you.
46:42Um, it's Lisa.
46:43It might be you.
46:45It is between Ruby and Lisa.
46:47The next person to leave, I'm a celebrity.
46:49Get me out of here.
46:5020, 25.
46:51Is.
46:55Ruby.
46:57Ruby, say goodbyes.
46:59We'll see you across the bridge in just a moment.
47:01Have a great day, everybody.
47:02Oh, Ruby.
47:03No way.
47:04I told you.
47:06No.
47:07Ruby.
47:08Ruby.
47:09No.
47:09Do I go with my thing?
47:10My queen.
47:11I give my crown.
47:12Long reign the queen.
47:13Yeah.
47:14To you.
47:14Oh.
47:15I give my crown.
47:18I can't believe it.
47:20I'm in a dazed.
47:23Bye-bye.
47:26Bye-bye.
47:26I feel like I'm going to kill you.
47:30But I'm so going to think of you.
47:32Yeah.
47:34Enjoy.
47:34Thank you so much, dude.
47:36Have such a good time.
47:36And go find Maple and give her a call.
47:38So, Ruby is the fifth celebrity to leave this year's camp.
47:40Her lucky pants have kept her in there for 19 days.
47:43But your votes mean Ruby is out.
47:46Ruby is out.
47:47And she is on her way over the bridges to join us in the studio for a chat.
47:55Ruby lasted 19 days in camp.
47:58I mean, she wants to get a move on because we might run out of time.
48:01In that time in camp, she braved the cocky barn.
48:04She dined on pig's testicles and bull penis in the divy.
48:09Took a little fancy to kiosk Kev.
48:12But after your votes, she's the fifth celebrity to cross the bridge.
48:17Over here, Ruby.
48:19Come on and join us.
48:20And let's have a chat.
48:23They're all chanting for our backing camp.
48:26This is so unreal.
48:28After so long.
48:30Is it nice?
48:31No.
48:32Not at all.
48:33I didn't want to see you at all.
48:35Oh, Ruby, we wanted to see you.
48:37Don't be like that.
48:38Not for a few more days.
48:40Here she is.
48:41She's made it eventually.
48:42It's Ruby Lacks.
48:45This is so weird.
48:46Come here.
48:47Come on.
48:48This is so weird.
48:48Come on.
48:49Lovely to see you.
48:50Lovely to see you.
48:52Come on, Ruby.
48:52How are you?
48:54Lovely to see you.
48:54You look gorgeous.
48:55Come on over.
48:56We've got you some fizz.
48:58And another uncomfortable chair.
49:00Oh, my God.
49:01Come on over.
49:01It feels like the Queen has arrived for a state visit.
49:04I know.
49:05Doesn't it?
49:06Oh, here we go.
49:08Get stuck in.
49:09There is more.
49:10Don't worry.
49:11All right.
49:11Don't worry.
49:12We might need to just help you get your bag off yet.
49:14And we'll get you on the stool.
49:15Oh, my God.
49:16Let me take this for you.
49:18What do I look like?
49:19You look great.
49:20You look gorgeous.
49:21Ruby, get yourself settled in.
49:22Yeah.
49:22And we'll take a look at your jungle highlights.
49:25Oh, you have that?
49:26Here they are.
49:28Don't ever get in my way.
49:30Do you understand?
49:30Especially when there's a light.
49:31Sorry.
49:32How dare I?
49:32You're in my light again.
49:33Sorry.
49:33Sorry.
49:35All right.
49:35Entertain me.
49:39I'm ovulating.
49:40Oh, my God.
49:41Kev.
49:42I've saved everything.
49:43One, two, three.
49:44Take my hand and come with me because you look so fine that I really want to make you mine.
49:48My time in the jungle has been the most sensational communal experience I think I've ever had.
49:54Look at it, world.
49:55I mean something.
49:56I got expedition.
49:59Put that asshole in your mouth.
50:02Don't care.
50:02Just don't blind me.
50:06Okay.
50:06We eat them.
50:08I'll bring the pan.
50:09I'll wear them around my neck.
50:11Just compare me to a summer's day and leave it at that.
50:14Ruby has saved me in this camp here.
50:17Boom.
50:17She is ultimately the best.
50:20Can you lie my head on the nanas?
50:22Not at all.
50:22This is insane.
50:23Really helpful with the piss coming in.
50:26Can you say piss?
50:28I don't want this to end.
50:30Lentine, bitch, drop the mic.
50:35How does it feel watching that pack, Ruby?
50:37I can't believe it's me.
50:39Really?
50:40I was in another land.
50:41It was fantasy land.
50:42And now suddenly there's a light.
50:45And I, you know, I don't know.
50:46This is totally the opposite.
50:48Yeah.
50:48We were just a cluster of loving people.
50:51And were you able to forget the outside world?
50:53Totally forgot it.
50:54I mean, we shaved each other.
50:56We saw that.
50:57We investigated each other in lower regions.
51:00Uh-huh.
51:01We were very, very bonded.
51:03I helped Lisa get her bowels out this morning.
51:05It doesn't get any closer.
51:06Lovely.
51:07Lovely.
51:07It doesn't get any closer.
51:09What made you want to go in the jungle in the first place?
51:12Well, I'd done a show in a jungle.
51:15Uh-huh.
51:15And then I thought with people, this would be really interesting.
51:18But I didn't think it would work like this.
51:20Right.
51:20This is family.
51:21And I'm sad I lost them.
51:23Uh-huh.
51:23Well, this is the wonderful thing about I'm a Celebrity, is you never know what's going to happen when you put you guys together in that camp.
51:28And you were at the heart of everything in there.
51:31You were the queen.
51:32You really were.
51:32How could the queen be abducted?
51:34You made a real impact, let me tell you.
51:37Have a look at this.
51:39No.
51:40Oh, I shouldn't have done that.
51:41Ruby.
51:41You're pouring watered food where there's been rats.
51:45She's making my crystals.
51:47Attention.
51:48Are the beans ready?
51:50Less chatting, more cooking.
51:52Come on.
51:53Because it's Ruby and we all love her, she just gets away with it.
51:55It's class.
51:56Power!
51:58Yes!
51:59Yes!
52:01You were so mischievous, so naughty, yet you got away with it every time.
52:06Yeah.
52:07How do you do that?
52:08How?
52:08The charm.
52:10Is it?
52:10The charm.
52:11Yeah.
52:12That's the secret.
52:13And they, uh, I was the queen, but not voted the queen.
52:16No.
52:16I had to behead somebody to get the queen.
52:19Yes, you did.
52:20And what is it about being in there that when you become leader it goes straight to your head?
52:24What is that?
52:25Well, suddenly they become your servants.
52:28Mm-hmm.
52:28And, you know, when they do experiments with people, suddenly everybody gets in their place.
52:33So when you're a leader and you're so in the walls of reality, you believe you are the leader.
52:39Power corrupt.
52:40And now I can't believe I've been voted out.
52:42But, okay.
52:44Okay, so be it.
52:46You made a lot of...
52:46Do we have four nights left?
52:48Uh, no, we have five nights left, I think it is.
52:50Oh, we've had four.
52:52Okay.
52:52It doesn't matter.
52:53You've got longer.
52:53I'll come back tomorrow and welcome my next guest.
52:57You, uh...
52:57My next servant.
52:58You made lots of friends in there.
53:00Yeah.
53:00Uh, a couple of people particularly caught your eye, though.
53:04Take a look at this.
53:06You look absolutely gorgeous, Ruby.
53:07Do I?
53:08You do.
53:08Which part of me?
53:09Every part of you.
53:10Ruby waxes a lengting.
53:11A lengting.
53:12Leng is sexy.
53:13Oh, look, I've touched him.
53:15That is so brilliant.
53:16I just want to give you the lucky underpants.
53:19Me and Ruby have got a great relationship.
53:21Who knows where it can end?
53:22I want to go out with you.
53:24Oh!
53:25Showing Ruby how you flex and make it shake,
53:27all that back and pretty face.
53:28Very good.
53:30Very good.
53:31Why were you drawn to those two so much?
53:33I don't know.
53:34But we had the same, you know, so much in common.
53:37Yeah.
53:37You wouldn't think so.
53:38No.
53:38But we...
53:39I knew I'd be friends with them.
53:40It was good energy between the three, wasn't it?
53:42Yeah, yeah.
53:43And that's what we like about this show.
53:44You know, people from different generations
53:46really get on.
53:47Yeah.
53:47There's surprising friendships in there.
53:49One friendship, one person you were very close to
53:52was Tom.
53:53Oh.
53:53We saw you bathe in the pool most days with him.
53:55We had such an amour.
53:56What was it about Tom that you adored so much?
53:58Well, he was very romantic.
54:00He was, yes.
54:00And he wooed me.
54:01Uh-huh.
54:02And then he won me.
54:03And then I had his child.
54:05Mortimer.
54:06Is the Mortimer still in there, the baby?
54:09Mortimer went down the pond.
54:10Oh, really?
54:11So sad because we weren't paying attention.
54:13It was just us.
54:15Just us.
54:16It was quite the storyline going on there.
54:18It's like an ITV2 show in there.
54:19It was.
54:20Last night we saw you say you'd kind of returned to your childhood in there.
54:24You'd discovered the inner child in you again there.
54:28Was it the other campmates that brought that out in you?
54:31Was that the rest of it?
54:32I think we all did.
54:32We became slightly hysterical.
54:34Yes, we've noticed that.
54:35And so we returned to about five years old.
54:38Yeah.
54:39I mean, and I'd lay on the nanas every night and she would, you know, do this.
54:43So I went to about three.
54:45I went to about three.
54:46Because we saw you kind of stealing the sweets off.
54:50The licorice oil salts.
54:51The licorice oil salts when you got the sweets in there.
54:53And then we want to draw your attention to the milk bottles that came into camp.
54:58I didn't take more than one.
54:59No, we know you did it.
55:00No, we know you didn't, but some people did.
55:02I know, we know, and they're not with us anymore.
55:04Well, they told you they took one each and there were 13.
55:09Yeah.
55:09There were actually 20 to start out with.
55:12Whoa.
55:13Wait till I report that.
55:15Wait till I...
55:16So your friends H and Jin's were, they kind of threw Kelly under the bus.
55:21No, they ate it?
55:22Yeah, they ate it.
55:23Oh, my God, will I have to punish them when they come out?
55:25Yeah, you will.
55:26Are you surprised to hear that?
55:28Yeah.
55:29But they do anything.
55:30You know what I mean?
55:31Yeah, exactly.
55:31But you don't mind it, because it's funny.
55:33I don't...
55:33Well, they're funny, but they still have to be punished.
55:36Very badly.
55:37Sounds like she's looking forward to the punishment.
55:39I can't believe it.
55:40They ate all the...
55:41Yeah, they did.
55:42They had three each.
55:44Okay, I'll deal with it.
55:45Ruby, we're running out of time.
55:48Overall, did you have fun?
55:49Oh, yes.
55:50More than fun.
55:51More than fun.
55:52I bonded.
55:53And there they are.
55:54That's the camp you left behind.
55:55Who would you like to win it now?
55:57Who do you want to be, king or queen of the jungle?
55:59Well, I'm sure it's Ginge.
56:01Yeah?
56:02I'm sure.
56:02I'll put money on it.
56:03Oh, yeah.
56:04And a deserving winner?
56:05Deserving winner.
56:06Okay.
56:06Ginge, it is for you.
56:07He's the strongest.
56:08Hold on there for a second, please, Ruby.
56:09Just stay there for a minute, Ruby, because the vote now reopens.
56:11The only way to make sure your favourites are here tomorrow is to get behind them.
56:15So, do you want to save H?
56:18Is Ginge your favourite?
56:19Would you like Jack to stick around?
56:21Do you want Lisa to stay?
56:23Is Martin your man?
56:24Are you a Shona fan?
56:25Or is Tom your choice?
56:27You get five free votes via the app, and the vote closes during Thursday night's show.
56:31That is it from us here, but you can hear more from Ruby over on ITV2, where Joel and
56:36Kemi are waiting with I'm a Celebrity Unpacked.
56:38And we'll be back tomorrow night at 9 o'clock.
56:40But right now, all that's left for us to say is, Ruby, you're a celebrity.
56:44Get yourself out of here.
56:45Ruby Wax, everybody.
56:49Heads over there waiting for you.
56:51Heads there.
56:51Can I take my champagne?
56:52Take my champagne.
56:57Can I enjoy this?
57:03Wow.
57:09Wow.
57:11Oh, my God.
57:13Oh, my God.
57:27Oh, my God.
57:43Oh, my God.
57:47Oh, my God.
57:51Oh, my God.
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