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00:00:00I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a little bit.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?!
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32Ow!
00:00:33What the fuck?!
00:00:36What?!
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't look at him.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:01:06Oh, fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit!
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance!
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract!
00:01:21For an arranged marriage!
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton!
00:01:28Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:01:29Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat!
00:01:30I tried to get along with you!
00:01:31You brought this onto yourself!
00:01:32I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:33Right back at you!
00:01:34I fucking hate you!
00:01:35I fucking hate you!
00:01:44I fucking hate you more!
00:02:05So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:12To be fair,
00:02:13we thought I was leaving.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in
00:02:20using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here
00:02:25to lecture me,
00:02:26I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:32Good boy.
00:02:35Come on, Gucci.
00:02:41Let's go.
00:02:42Hey, Amelia.
00:02:44Hey, Jane.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci.
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:55You know, every time
00:02:57the paparazzi catch you acting crazy,
00:03:00it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company
00:03:02that your mother and I
00:03:04built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays
00:03:08for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for Mantho.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:23Other parents would be prouder
00:03:24if you went to your real job
00:03:26now and then.
00:03:26You are next up to be CEO
00:03:29at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job
00:03:34if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37Hmm.
00:03:39All right, don't forget the meeting
00:03:39this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:44Excuse me.
00:04:02Ew.
00:04:04I know, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down,
00:04:10find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:13I'm not kidding, man.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five,
00:04:43and then I want to see you
00:04:44in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:51Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:01Hold that up.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:09Dad, I'm at a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now the shoe lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You have potential.
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:41Because so far,
00:05:43I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:47Hey, you okay?
00:05:53Yeah, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:28And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:50Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have the savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream, but...
00:07:20It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After her parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia,
00:07:36I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:40Mm-hmm.
00:07:42Come back tonight
00:07:43and make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, baby.
00:07:50Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well, Amelia, meet.
00:08:19I'm after L'Angelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, right?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:30I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44Oh, Amelia, I'm happy.
00:08:46Hey, I'll read it out here, huh?
00:08:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:57What, exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:12Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy moves, okay?
00:09:20Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:50See, dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa.
00:10:19What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm going to be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:29I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:33All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:38All right?
00:10:39Just have a seat.
00:10:40All right?
00:10:40And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:43So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:50Yeah.
00:10:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:02I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Oh, that's a lot of love.
00:11:35You have to grow up before you can run out business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45See?
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:12:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:24Come on.
00:12:29What's it going to be?
00:12:34What's it going to be?
00:12:38Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:41What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:04Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:11And, son, we are going to need some champagne.
00:13:15I read my money.
00:13:16Yeah.
00:13:17Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:18You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway.
00:13:34You must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:54Sign here.
00:13:54Salute to the new couple.
00:14:15Mmm.
00:14:24So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:32So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:54Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:04What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash.
00:15:09These are my sisters.
00:15:09She's an artist.
00:15:11So, put them in your room.
00:15:12I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:15Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:17That's man-thong.
00:15:19It's trademarked.
00:15:20Oh, man-thong.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:36Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:44Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:45You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:58Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:01It's not like you.
00:16:03You're somewhere...
00:16:04Reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Mom?
00:16:11Things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides,
00:16:16Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:24The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:28Dino Valeno?
00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:34Shh!
00:16:34Socialite Man who's, like, started a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:51He's so toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil.
00:16:58Oh, yeah.
00:17:00You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:02This is a doctor's office.
00:17:04Psst.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:14Ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:37We're already wet.
00:17:40Where did that come from?
00:17:58Nice place.
00:18:08I love the artwork.
00:18:12Thanks.
00:18:14Finally.
00:18:14Ooh, good taste.
00:18:17No, I'm good.
00:18:20We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:21More for me.
00:18:22You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:27No, I love it.
00:18:28Hmm.
00:18:28Yeah.
00:18:29I love it.
00:18:30I love it.
00:18:31I love it.
00:18:32I love it.
00:18:34I love it.
00:18:36Thanks.
00:18:36You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:39You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:56Who are you? Who are you?
00:18:59Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04Whatever, can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:10This is my house?
00:19:12We will be as loud as we want to be. Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:17You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, Dog Walker?
00:19:22Who's jealous?
00:19:24Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:28Sweet dreams.
00:19:34I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:38How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:41Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:43See you later.
00:19:50And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:53Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:19:58You better not.
00:20:00How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:01Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:03We need to talk about last night.
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00:20:31What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:34I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine.
00:20:46I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:47Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:51And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:55Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:58No shit.
00:20:59I'm serious.
00:21:00Don't screw this up.
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:05I know what I'm doing.
00:21:07Dog walker.
00:21:08And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:11Whenever I want.
00:21:12Wherever I want.
00:21:13Fine.
00:21:14Do whatever you want.
00:21:16Sorry.
00:21:17It's a bit harsh.
00:21:18I just really hung over.
00:21:23That could have gone better.
00:21:27Hey, baby.
00:21:28You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:29You're rich now.
00:21:30I know.
00:21:31I like it.
00:21:32Ah, that's good to hear.
00:21:33You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:34Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:36Oh, fine.
00:21:37Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:21:38All right.
00:21:39Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:40Oh, and listen.
00:21:41He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:21:44But I promise.
00:21:45I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:46Yeah, you're right.
00:21:47Well, I'll give him time.
00:21:48I'll give you time.
00:21:49Oh, and listen.
00:21:50He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:21:52But I promise.
00:21:54I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:55Yeah, you're right.
00:21:56Well, we'll see you later.
00:21:57Yeah.
00:21:58All right.
00:21:59Come on, Gucci.
00:22:00Come on.
00:22:01Bye, Gucci.
00:22:02Hey, Amelia.
00:22:03Hey, Jake.
00:22:04Gucci, no.
00:22:05Royce.
00:22:06Is he a bad dog?
00:22:07No.
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00:22:24But I'm actually mad about this.
00:22:26I'd like to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Same here.
00:22:31Yeah.
00:22:37Sorry.
00:22:38Gucci's a bit crazy.
00:22:41His whole family, actually.
00:22:43All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:45I should make a reality show.
00:22:47The real dog owners in Beverly Hills.
00:22:50Do you want to walk together?
00:22:53let these two get to know each other yeah I'd like that
00:23:03so how long have you been a dog walker a couple months I like it I had a bunch
00:23:10of terrible gigs before barista Uber driver delivery guy movie extra you were
00:23:18in a movie actually it was a toothpaste commercial trying to impress you how
00:23:24about you how long you've been doing this I don't know my whole life I guess it
00:23:29started as a summer job and then I've turned it into my own business I want to
00:23:33open a doggy daycare someday she really like dogs well they're easier to hang
00:23:39out with than humans sometimes
00:23:42if you want to hang out with this human sometime my band's playing at the
00:23:47Echoplex tonight do you want to go and I have to admit I got a crush on you
00:23:54you did
00:23:57yeah I still do
00:24:01he's cute I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:24:08then again that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:24:12I'd love to go to the concert
00:24:16oh yeah I mean uh regular yeah
00:24:22I know it's risky but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo I won't have to worry
00:24:29about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:24:31hey what's your ring
00:24:34um it's just a class ring from high school
00:24:40looks pretty big
00:24:42it was a big school
00:24:43public schools am I right
00:24:46I mean it kind of looks like an engagement ring
00:24:54me engaged no are you kidding
00:24:58I'm 24 I'm practically still a baby I mean I should be wearing diapers crawling
00:25:04around drooling nope single and ready to mingle
00:25:07okay
00:25:08Royce pooped
00:25:13you should pick it up
00:25:15where I don't see it
00:25:16just over there
00:25:18come on
00:25:20do I have to wear a suit every day
00:25:26of course
00:25:27it's an office
00:25:28you want to be CEO you got to look the part
00:25:31you mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory
00:25:34very funny
00:25:37you know I'm retiring next year
00:25:39yes I know
00:25:39that means you got to get up to speed
00:25:41rapidamente
00:25:42so today you're going to be my shadow
00:25:44you'll be my extra hands
00:25:45and we got a lot to do
00:25:46can I get starbucks first fuck no
00:25:48come on dad
00:25:53wow
00:25:59oh my goodness
00:26:03are you okay
00:26:04hi I'm michelangelo
00:26:06you're engaged remember
00:26:13and this is our new palette
00:26:17it's Matt's collection
00:26:20he really liked these colors
00:26:21so we did them twice
00:26:22but yeah
00:26:24that's the presentation
00:26:26from me
00:26:27michelangelo
00:26:29what dad
00:26:36what a day dad
00:26:40it's not even lunch time yet
00:26:42look at you you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time
00:26:46just stick with it will you kid
00:26:48hard work does pay off
00:26:50let me just look at Amelia
00:26:52what about her
00:26:53she comes from nothing son
00:26:55nobody taught her how to run a business
00:26:57but she just worked hard
00:26:58and now
00:26:59well now she earns money doing what she loves
00:27:02I guess that's impressive
00:27:04yeah see
00:27:05see it is
00:27:06I hope she rubs off on you a little
00:27:07you know
00:27:08I just hope I don't get that uptight
00:27:18break's over
00:27:35well not too bad
00:27:36one day down
00:27:38forty more years to go
00:27:39he he he he
00:27:41now this is the time
00:27:43when you go home with Amelia
00:27:45you talk about the day's work
00:27:47raise you closer together
00:27:49comfort each other
00:27:51just like your mom and I
00:27:52used to do
00:27:53you know I'm thinking
00:27:56it's time for the world
00:27:58to meet Amelia
00:28:00tonight
00:28:03tonight?
00:28:04shit
00:28:05when am I going to tell Chantel
00:28:07I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight
00:28:09the L.A. zoo fundraiser
00:28:10lights, camera, red carpet
00:28:12perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:28:15to the Dino
00:28:17Virginia
00:28:18family
00:28:19don't you think it's a bit
00:28:20soon dad
00:28:21I mean
00:28:22we just signed the contract
00:28:23what's the matter
00:28:24you're getting along
00:28:26aren't you?
00:28:27yeah
00:28:28just
00:28:29really starting to
00:28:30warm up to each other
00:28:31alright
00:28:32so it's all settled
00:28:33I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight
00:28:34in the limo
00:28:35and
00:28:36don't be late
00:28:37what
00:28:38what
00:28:39why dad
00:28:41why dad
00:28:42why dad
00:28:44kinda
00:28:45she's
00:28:46so
00:28:51so
00:28:52remind me
00:28:54why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:56because I wanna do something nice for my favorite big sister
00:28:59cause I wanna do something nice for my favorite big sister
00:29:00and
00:29:02and
00:29:03and you know I never splurge on stuff like this but since I'm part of the Dina
00:29:09Lavino family now I think I can afford to let my hair down. You better not let
00:29:14that hair down. Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:23How's it going in there? I'm coming out!
00:29:33It's that bad. I've never seen a dog walker look this hot. Buy that dress ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone party boy. I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:03What are you looking at? You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:19What are you looking at? You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:31Thanks. Did you forget my name?
00:30:36No, it's just something different. Did you change your hair?
00:30:42Why do you care? The man whore house is yours tonight. I'm going out. I just forgot my charger.
00:30:47Awesome. Thanks.
00:30:51I'm taking this.
00:30:53Wait. I've been calling you. We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you. I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on!
00:31:01Amelia!
00:31:03All right. Hey, look who's right on time. Nice. Where's Amelia?
00:31:15She's sick. She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:23Yeah, you got to stay home with her. Give her some nice soup.
00:31:27I'll catch both of you for the next one. Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better sooner. Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:43Stupid dog walker?
00:31:44Tricking me with her makeover. I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:48Hey. It's Michael Lennon with Dean Levino. Do you still track people?
00:32:14Wow. Amelia.
00:32:16Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway. Without a dog.
00:32:23Sorry. I don't come to concerts often. I kind of panicked.
00:32:27No worries. I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:31Yeah.
00:32:32But you're drinking for free tonight. Talk to the bartender.
00:32:36Wow. The IQ treatment.
00:32:38You look like it.
00:32:40Thanks, Jared.
00:32:43Hey, lover boy. We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:48Find me in the green room after.
00:32:50Hope you like it.
00:32:51Break the leg. Love with you.
00:32:54Relax Ums.
00:33:05All the little things that I'm not showing. You know what I want, babe.
00:33:06All the little things that I'm not showing
00:33:11Rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:33:16Good, nothing from Michelangelo
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson
00:33:29One more please
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight
00:33:46Jake, you guys are great
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I feel like we're ripping off the strokes
00:33:53The who?
00:33:56You don't know the strokes
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:34:05It's alright, lots of stuff to introduce you to
00:34:08You want some of them to drink?
00:34:10Yeah, thank you
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college
00:34:25But I feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:34:28That's awesome
00:34:29When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job
00:34:33Focus on music full time
00:34:35You're gonna quit dog walking?
00:34:37I thought you liked it
00:34:38I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music
00:34:43I don't even like dogs that much
00:34:45I'm more of a cat person
00:34:47A cat person?
00:34:49Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight
00:34:57I just want to relax
00:34:59Have a good time
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:03I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake
00:35:07Now I'm not sure
00:35:09We have nothing in common
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:13What the heck?
00:35:15I'm tipsy
00:35:17He's cute
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun
00:35:21Now I can have mine
00:35:23Looks like someone needs obedience
00:35:37What's going on?
00:35:39That's Michelangelo Dina Lavino
00:35:41The Nepo baby underwear model
00:35:43He's not
00:35:45You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:47Don't make me get the leash
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude
00:35:53Back off, grubby little hipster
00:35:55She's my fiance
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain
00:36:01Let's go
00:36:03I'm really sorry, Jake
00:36:05I'm not Jake
00:36:11This
00:36:12Is for making me uber
00:36:13All the way to fucking sober, Mike
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy
00:36:25I can't believe you did that
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech
00:36:27You're such a hypocrite
00:36:29Yeah, well I don't have the paparazzi following me around
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho
00:36:34I'm not following you around
00:36:36You know what? I get it
00:36:37You saw me with Chantel last night
00:36:39And now you're jealous
00:36:42Me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:45Like I would ever fuck a dog walker
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick
00:36:50I have a name
00:36:52Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:53That is an original
00:36:54I'm so sick of your bullshit
00:36:57Oh, fine!
00:36:58I'll just hop in my time machine
00:37:00Go back to ancient Rome
00:37:01And get another one
00:37:02I don't care about your art
00:37:03Your money, your stupid mansion
00:37:04The treaty needs
00:37:05Like shit
00:37:07That's from the Renaissance
00:37:08You are history's worst nightmare
00:37:10I tried to make this work with you
00:37:11We signed a contract
00:37:13For an arranged marriage
00:37:14Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:18You are such a simpleton
00:37:19Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:37:23Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat
00:37:26I tried to get along with you
00:37:27You brought this on to yourself
00:37:29I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement
00:37:31Right back at you
00:37:32I fucking hate you
00:37:34I fucking hate you
00:37:35Well, I fucking hate you more
00:37:36I fucking hate you more
00:37:37Let's go.
00:38:37Uh, where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:38:53Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:03Uh-huh.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:07I know. We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:39:13Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:19I should get up, too.
00:39:22Oh, my head.
00:39:24There's Pedialite in the fridge.
00:39:28Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:34Well, you look great.
00:39:36Thanks.
00:39:38I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:44But you, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?
00:39:52So...
00:39:54Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:58For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:01We're taking it slow.
00:40:03Michelangelo.
00:40:05The male gigolo.
00:40:06Is taking it slow.
00:40:10Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:40:12And...
00:40:13How was it?
00:40:15Well...
00:40:16Really bad. Right?
00:40:18I knew it.
00:40:19Actually...
00:40:21It was the best sex I ever had?
00:40:24Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:31Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:34That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:36I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike.
00:40:40And yet, he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like...
00:40:43Like an arcade game.
00:40:44And he just keeps getting the high score.
00:40:45Again, and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposites a truck.
00:40:54I mean...
00:40:55That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:00Something like that.
00:41:09Hm?
00:41:10Here comes.
00:41:11Right on the schedule.
00:41:12Dog walkers in love with me.
00:41:15I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:17Weird.
00:41:18I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:30What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:38Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:43Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:45Hey, unfortunately something came up.
00:42:00I...
00:42:01I can't make it tonight.
00:42:03Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she...
00:42:09Texted me yet?
00:42:11Texted me yet.
00:42:12Texted me yet.
00:42:13Texted me yet.
00:42:14Texted me yet.
00:42:15Texted me yet.
00:42:16Texted me yet.
00:42:17Texted me yet.
00:42:18Texted me yet.
00:42:19Texted me yet.
00:42:20Texted me yet.
00:42:21Texted me yet.
00:42:22Texted me yet.
00:42:23Texted me yet.
00:42:24Texted me yet.
00:42:25Texted me yet.
00:42:26Texted me yet.
00:42:27Texted me yet.
00:42:28Texted me yet.
00:42:29Texted me yet.
00:42:30Texted me yet.
00:42:31Texted me yet.
00:42:32Texted me yet.
00:42:33Texted me yet.
00:42:34Texted me yet.
00:42:35Texted me yet.
00:42:36Texted me yet.
00:42:37Texted me yet.
00:42:38Texted me yet.
00:42:39Texted me yet.
00:42:40Texted me yet.
00:42:41I'm not very good with words.
00:42:44Me neither.
00:42:44But last night, I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand it.
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:56Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay, I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:18And frankly, so would I.
00:43:19Amelia, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:34What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:37I have a confession to make.
00:43:41Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:43:47but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor.
00:43:57I could even do reality TV.
00:43:58But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:08You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia, please.
00:44:15I know you felt it too.
00:44:22Amelia, please.
00:44:23Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:27I felt it too.
00:44:33So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me too.
00:44:38Bye-bye.
00:44:54Sorry.
00:44:54Bye-bye.
00:44:58Bye-bye.
00:45:01Bye-bye.
00:45:02so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to live fireball
00:45:18shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name no wonder they canceled vanderpump
00:45:26superyant if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super
00:45:31drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat you know when you're not acting like a
00:45:41complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks you know we could actually try this hey if the sex
00:45:52stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot
00:46:00you mean like you and me together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:08oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into
00:46:47this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:46:54dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw
00:47:01us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:47:08dina volino i didn't mean a pride i just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need
00:47:16to talk thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked come on gucci let's go
00:47:33cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so maybe i'm finally starting to hang in the ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to
00:47:55paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure but i mean you know
00:48:01dogs for amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get her lover boy
00:48:16so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before it's my dad's dog not mine let me try
00:48:38that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no i like my work what's the point of working if you never get a
00:48:55chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my
00:49:04little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:49:19what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:40but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:46you know that's awful for dogs right
00:49:50i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:49:56i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:50:02okay this is for us why don't you get us a core script what else is in the bag just some
00:50:09imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner you can cook
00:50:14that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you do this i can't cook at all making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me tell me about her
00:50:45i never told a girl about my mom sorry i don't mean to pray she passed away when i was 11
00:50:55breast cancer but i have a lot of good memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:51:03she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:11i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you're such a softy
00:51:35just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents
00:51:40my parents died in a car accident
00:51:43when i was 13
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:58your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:20hey
00:52:34hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:40no thank you
00:52:41you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:04love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:09sorry
00:53:19it's reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:23too soon
00:53:23talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:29ugh could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:36look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:43my little guy
00:53:45hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:49huh
00:53:49let's try
00:53:51oh yeah
00:53:53oh yeah now here's uh here's mine
00:53:55right
00:53:56just like that
00:53:57huh
00:53:57yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:05all right
00:54:07all right
00:54:07so
00:54:08we gotta talk about this uh this wedding
00:54:10right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into chris martin on the plane
00:54:17he says the band is free
00:54:19you like cold play right
00:54:21dad
00:54:22we can't have the wedding at the hollywood bowl
00:54:24well all right
00:54:27then we'll book uh the magic castle
00:54:29how about that
00:54:30not too big
00:54:30plenty room for cold play
00:54:32huh
00:54:32dad
00:54:33let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:37why
00:54:37something wrong with Amelia
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:42it's better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:44but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:52i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:54wow i never thought of that
00:54:57you know you have a very good point there
00:55:00i'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:07i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love
00:55:15yeah
00:55:17i don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:22all right all right
00:55:23change the deal
00:55:25then i cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:27all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding with cold play
00:55:33no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36so
00:55:44it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:47it's not working
00:55:48i know it
00:55:50i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured
00:55:54what
00:55:55you're cured
00:55:57congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:02i wasn't expecting it
00:56:04i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:07it only took two sessions
00:56:09i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:12maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:21no
00:56:22yeah
00:56:22no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:25amelia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:30is it michelangelo
00:56:32is everything okay
00:56:34if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:39and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:41that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not michelangelo
00:56:45let's see
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:51i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:10he's not that bad
00:57:12i kind of like him
00:57:14yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:17that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:20betsy
00:57:21i have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the tabloid stories
00:57:29you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:32they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or
00:57:40at least not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:57:45amelia
00:57:46if you marry michelangelo
00:57:49he will make your life a living hell
00:57:53what if you meet him
00:57:55what if you meet him
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:57:59maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:05fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:11you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:15you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:20thank you for making dinner
00:58:25of course
00:58:26i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:33you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:37right
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:39i'm serious
00:58:39it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:47it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody need so much room
00:59:03it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10let's see
00:59:11so
00:59:14this is the
00:59:15infamous
00:59:17michelangelo
00:59:19how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:2496 Domperion
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:28yeah
00:59:29sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:32it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:35$8.99 at Ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:40this was made in france
00:59:43sorry
00:59:45can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:47who wants a drink
01:00:05you hardly touch your food
01:00:12it's a little too rich for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:19so michelangelo
01:00:22i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind do you
01:00:29fire away
01:00:31so i know you two have been having your
01:00:34fun
01:00:36um
01:00:37but
01:00:38what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:43i don't think it's going to
01:00:45that's cute and all
01:00:48but
01:00:48what about her career
01:00:50are you gonna support her
01:00:51or kids
01:00:53what's your stance on that
01:00:53or are you just gonna
01:00:55jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:58betsy
01:00:59look
01:01:00i know i have a past
01:01:02but
01:01:03i'm committed to it
01:01:05we haven't talked about kids but
01:01:07i'm open to anything
01:01:08see michelangelo
01:01:09that's my point
01:01:10you two are getting married
01:01:12and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know
01:01:15easy betsy
01:01:17i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:23you would give her the time
01:01:26and what makes you such an expert
01:01:27i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:30michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:01:36she gets it from you
01:01:37are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:01:40you started it
01:01:41you
01:01:43you
01:01:47why don't we all just
01:01:49calm down
01:01:50betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:01:52no
01:01:53she's alone and miserable
01:01:55and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:56that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:06you know what
01:02:06you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:08that's my sister
01:02:09she just survived cancer
01:02:10that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me
01:02:20you know maybe she should be concerned
01:02:22i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:26but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:28you told her
01:02:30she's my sister
01:02:31i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you
01:02:35a contractual agreement
01:02:36some kind of obligation
01:02:37it's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia
01:02:40i love you
01:02:42you love me
01:02:44don't listen to him
01:02:46he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up
01:02:48you know what
01:02:50maybe she was right
01:02:51i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:53it's over
01:02:53we need to get out of here
01:03:02i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:03:04to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:07amelia
01:03:11i know this is hard to hear
01:03:14but
01:03:15you did the right thing
01:03:17you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah
01:03:21but he isn't a monster
01:03:23i shouldn't have said that
01:03:25we can talk about it on the road
01:03:27get packing
01:03:28and if we leave now
01:03:30we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31play low for a bit
01:03:32mexico
01:03:33or canada
01:03:34whatever
01:03:35it's that or stay here
01:03:37and get sued
01:03:37by the dino lovinos
01:03:39or worse
01:03:41i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44i mean
01:03:44i only told you about the contract
01:03:47it's not like i told the media
01:03:48you don't know that
01:03:51we're
01:03:52liabilities
01:03:53loose ends
01:03:54you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:56get rid of that thing
01:04:02it could be tracking us right now
01:04:04yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:04:10see
01:04:11he could have a sniper on us
01:04:14it's romulus
01:04:18hey romulus
01:04:20what
01:04:22what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:24you came
01:04:37against my better judgment
01:04:40i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy
01:04:45but
01:04:45it's over with now
01:04:48you should
01:04:50punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick
01:04:55i make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:06underwear
01:05:08it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay
01:05:16let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say
01:05:23do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:26i'm sorry
01:05:27i thought i wanted this
01:05:29i thought i wanted this
01:05:31but i don't
01:05:33i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:35i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:43it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:50never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair
01:05:55i am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:01and just wanted to come back to me
01:06:04amelia
01:06:14hi dad
01:06:16gucci's gone
01:06:19i'll be right there
01:06:21romulus
01:06:30what hold on
01:06:32oh
01:06:32well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:36we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:06:39he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:41i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:44well we can help you find him
01:06:47yeah
01:06:48right
01:06:49oh good thanks
01:06:52good
01:06:53gucci
01:06:54this better not be a trap
01:06:55just come on
01:06:57gucci
01:07:00gucci
01:07:01gucci
01:07:01gucci
01:07:02gucci
01:07:02hey hey hey where's becalangelo
01:07:04huh
01:07:04i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:07:06oh um he's
01:07:09sorry i'm late dad
01:07:10where were you
01:07:12i had to stop for late night delivery at mestrioni's
01:07:14it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:16this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:07:18nothing will
01:07:19Smart move kid. Here ladies, take a picture of this prosciutto here, that's it.
01:07:29Amelie.
01:07:40Gucci!
01:07:42We've been looking for him all night long. We're never gonna find him.
01:07:54Don't give up dad, he's just off having a little adventure. Keep looking, he'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:01See, they're not gonna kill us.
01:08:03I do have to admit though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:08He's really there for his dad. His dad's dog.
01:08:13So you approve now?
01:08:15They didn't say that.
01:08:18Gucci!
01:08:22Gucci! My boy's back!
01:08:25Okay, okay. I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:43I might have possibly misjudged you. A little.
01:08:53It's okay, most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelie, can we talk?
01:09:05Please?
01:09:09Amelie, can we talk?
01:09:13Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:16Amelie, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:34I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:44Thanks for saying that.
01:09:46I needed to hear that.
01:09:49And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:53You're not one.
01:09:55I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:58Most of them are good.
01:10:00I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:08You're not? What do you mean?
01:10:12Amelie, this might sound crazy, but...
01:10:16I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:19And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:10:24I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:29Dad...
01:10:31What is it, son?
01:10:33I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:36Why, son?
01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:42And not because of some legal obligation.
01:10:47But because she wants to.
01:10:53Consider our contracts null and void.
01:11:03Amelia.
01:11:05What will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:17You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:35And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:38Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:43All right, all right, you two.
01:11:46That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:12:05Especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:08Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:11And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:39Um, Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:51I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:02Um, I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business
01:13:12from my father this year, and in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband
01:13:21as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:25Um, I, um, Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much.
01:13:44I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:51Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live
01:13:54life to the fullest, something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:03And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:12Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:15With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce
01:14:20you husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:32Thanks.
01:14:34I'm Betsy.
01:14:35Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake.
01:14:38Another dog walker.
01:14:40It's crazy.
01:14:41You know, given my sister.
01:14:42But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too.
01:14:49Oh, clap.
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