Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 06
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00:30Oooo!
00:32Daniela will like this.
00:34I don't trust him because it's teototall.
00:36No no!
00:38Convoluted that.
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00:42Bu ne?
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00:50Is that it?
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12:55She's got a very nasty streak in her.
12:57I've seen it.
12:58Oh.
12:59Oh.
13:00She'll be thinking she's telling him.
13:01Yeah she will.
13:02And before you say anything.
13:04Yes I know.
13:05Kev knows about us.
13:07No he doesn't.
13:08Abi's jumped the gun a little bit there hasn't she.
13:10Yeah she has.
13:12Um.
13:13She will grab.
13:15Oh she sent it to Kev her husband.
13:17Oh no.
13:18You can delete it though.
13:20You can delete.
13:21No you can't.
13:22No.
13:23Because if she gets a share of your house.
13:25Aww.
13:26Pev's phone's just gone off.
13:28He hasn't picked his phone up yet have you.
13:30We need to get Kev's phone.
13:31It was too late if Debbie's already told him.
13:33No it looked like she was telling him but if she hasn't we need to delete that message.
13:36For fuck's sake.
13:37Abi.
13:38How are you gonna do that?
13:40Oh hang on he's doing it.
13:45Deleted.
13:46That was a close call.
13:51That was easy.
13:52I knew it were gonna be too good to be true.
13:54They're dragging this on now.
13:55I need it to come out.
13:56Sorry whose is this?
13:57It's not mine is it?
13:58What?
13:59You've not broke it.
14:00Chill out.
14:01You've not broke it.
14:02You've not broke it.
14:03He gets that angry when he thinks his phone's broken.
14:06Imagine what he's gonna be like when he finds out that his brother's been diddling his ex.
14:10Happy birthday to you.
14:11Does he get messages on that thing?
14:12Happy birthday to you.
14:13Does he get the messages on his iPad as well?
14:14That's a bit rude that Kev's got his iPad out of the table.
14:15He never knows about us.
14:16Oh he's reddit, he's reddit.
14:17Fuck.
14:18Oh no.
14:19He the cake.
14:20Not the cake.
14:21Ronnie's birthday cake's been flawed.
14:22Please can we talk about...
14:23Don't blow me.
14:24Oh!
14:25OOOH!
14:26Oh!
14:27Go on, Kevin!
14:28I didn't know I fucking kicked.
14:29I got the in him.
14:30No.
14:31Oh...
14:32The cake!
14:33Not the cake!
14:34Ronnie's birthday cake's been flawed.
14:36Oh!
14:37Oh!
14:38Come on, Kevin!
14:39I didn't know I fucking kicked.
14:40Get off me!
14:42I hope you're having with yourself now!
14:43Kevin's got a fork.
14:44Watch it everyone.
14:45Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
14:46You need to leave home.
14:47Callin' the police.
14:48Ah shut up Nick.
14:49Let him have it.
14:50Kevin's getting kicked out.
14:51Oh!
14:52Oh!
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16:54لفcesirken 1000 jouelediğiniz işin bulunduğu***
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17:06Ben 30 yaşında, ben bunu yapmamızı mı?
17:09İlginç.
17:10İlginç.
17:11Ben çok mutluyum.
17:13Patrik, finally.
17:15Oh, çok şaşırt.
17:16Bu birçok yaşayacak.
17:17Bu birçok yaşayacak.
17:20Bu birçok yaşayacak.
17:22Güzel.
17:25İlginç.
17:26Bu bir şey, çok özel bir şey.
17:29Patrik'e bu bir şey.
17:31Oh, God.
17:32I hate it when they get so excited
17:35Something's gonna go wrong. I've always just been so look face heavy. Oh
17:41No, but I'm so pumped to touch him. Oh wow. Okay lucky him
17:50Let's see here we go
17:52Hi
17:58That's not bad he looks happy he looks like yes, this is a nice one Casey. What is that? Oh, no, I don't think she's sure
18:19I'm amazing
18:22Oh my god, that's something already. Hey, oh
18:26That was all that was a nice greeting. I got to know her on a really deep well-along super excited
18:31I love her we're gonna have the most beautiful baby you've ever seen
18:37Can I'll punch it right fucking throw a bucket of walk or all the Patrick some with it. Oh
18:42No
18:45The woman's hotel this is where all the tea is gonna be spilled
18:49He deserves so many better than me. Oh my god
18:55Not that old bloody chestnuts. Oh the classic is not you. It's me
19:00That one before me
19:02What's that? Oh no, I can't bear it
19:12I love you so much. What are you done as a friend?
19:15What's she getting him in headlocked for?
19:20Oh dear
19:24He's not a bad-looking guy in any sense
19:28Bolt
19:29But
19:30He deserves somebody that is so
19:34What in his own league
19:38Obsessed with him and she's not obsessed with him. And it's not me
19:45Yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, no
19:47She can't bring yourself to say look
19:49I thought I loved you cuz we got on well when I didn't see your face, but now I've seen you
19:53I don't fancy it now. I've seen your face
19:56They're like me thinking about where like as we've been saying anything to do with what you look like
20:00Because that's exactly what I think it's like I'm gonna break his heart and that's just not what he wants
20:11You're not gonna break my heart to not go to Baja. She's trying to break up with him so softly that he's not getting it
20:16I've been here a million times. I know exactly that feeling they make zero sense you leave you probably think I will probably be all right
20:23Yeah, you're not now still feel good about her. I mean, I don't
20:26I
20:28Think I think well, I'll probably take it slow with her. Well, oh
20:33There's no slow is done. I think he's took it real well. It don't know yet. You're silly bastard
20:39What do you mean? He still thinks she wants to be with him. Did she give you to she said she needed to get home?
20:45Is that what she told you guys?
20:49Poor Patrick Patrick you're still not clear. Have you ever broke up with someone
20:54Yeah, someone ever broke up with you. Yeah, both. Yeah, man. Oh, cool
21:02Yeah, I mean, I think I've ever been broken up with
21:06Can't even think no way you've never broken up with someone
21:09That is one of the most horrible feelings in the world especially like that if you've got if you care about them is
21:16awful think mine's have always been mutual or
21:19I love how you're just like full-on gym person now. I'm a gym rat. Yeah, you're rats. Oh my god
21:35Pete and his little sister Sophie my step machine was out in the kitchen last night
21:40So I could hit my steps target. Well, they say step machine the fucking floor mounted
21:46Whatever it is step machine. Yeah treadmill, whatever you want to call it. It's got two drinks holders
21:53I mean, I don't know what I suppose one's for water ones for maybe like a G&T or something
21:59Low calorie, so it's a skinny bitch
22:02Bit like myself
22:04Just without the skinny
22:10This week our favorite mother versus daughter-in-law drama stepped up a gear on prime video you never fancied one of your mates mums
22:19No comment. No comment. I fancy most of my mates mums
22:23It's the final Simon you ready? I don't really know sad. I'm only I've never been on Laura's side cuz I've allowed I am
22:33Oh, you would be I would cuz I've got a song. Yeah, but you won't be like that. We are mark
22:38I would if I thought she was a wrong one. No, you would look do what? No, you're wooden. I'm on cherry. Oh, you would because she's a bitch
22:45Suspicious of her son's girlfriend cherries intentions Laura tried to find out more about her from cherries mom
22:55I don't understand. Why do you protect her cuz she's a daughter
23:01When she has a site set on something you bad night to fear or God help you. Oh my god
23:06She's recorded it you've seen yourself Laura
23:09You see I've been no good at doing that because I push it and it's a the Eiffel Tower is situated in Paris
23:16I know you don't want to speak to me
23:19But this is urgent that's it. She's gonna tell Daniel everything now
23:32Hang on news thing
23:36Don't tell me it's cherry
23:40Oh fuck I
23:44Spoke to cherry's mother. I'm not here to listen. I'm here to tell you that I'm done done with what though done with his mom
23:50She's a lunatic. Yeah, so is cherry though. You two are never allowed to say that to me by the way, but we're done
23:55No, like ever you couldn't let me have the one thing. I actually wanted for myself. He doesn't want to hear it
24:02He does not want to hear it. No, he's not gonna hear it. Um, buddy. Will you just
24:06Stay with me for five minutes
24:08Let's have a proper goodbye. What's she up to? She's got plans. She is. She's planning something. Just have a drink with me
24:17Please alarm bells are ringing with me Mary. Honey, I just
24:21Want to thank you so much. That's a McAllen. She's got taste
24:25Really your happiness
24:27She's drugging him she's drugging him say you have a drink with me and drugging your own son and then do what with him?
24:34Oh
24:36Oh my god, he's drinking it. What's happening? I need you to hear this one thing. Yeah, go on. Yes. Listen, Daniel
24:47Here we go. She's drugged him. So he'll listen to advice now. She didn't have to drug him. She could have just played it
24:52Let me tell her about my daughter
24:54Security alert. Someone is in the garden. Someone is in the garden. I bet it's Cherry
25:03There's a pair of stilettos and the doors wide open
25:06Where's Daniel? Oh, there's Cherry. She's in. Remember
25:11She don't play. Where is he, Laura? He's not here. This is like Batman versus Superman kind of shit
25:17You have a violent nature, Cherry. Don't get too close. Laura, Laura, shut up. Leave or I'm calling the police right now
25:24No, you're fucking not
25:37Let's go, Cherry
25:41Look at her face. This is all your fault. You've driven me to this. Oh my god
25:46My mother was quite accepting of you, Mary
25:51Cherry, oh my god shit shit shit
25:58In the pill in the pool. Oh my god some you just tell me when it's over now. I can't bear all this. Oh
26:06My god, Daniel seeing cherry getting drowned. Who showed you?
26:12Someone's not coming out of there
26:16Oh shit
26:18Oh no, he's holding her down. Daniel, what are you doing?
26:22Cherry, are you okay?
26:25I can't believe he's holding his own mother under now. He doesn't know what he's doing. He's still deranged. Yeah. On the tablets
26:31Daniel, stop!
26:37Exactly. Stop. Stop.
26:38It's too late. Stop.
26:43Oh my days.
26:45Oh, we've killed her. We have.
26:47Oh, shit a brick man.
26:49Did not see that coming. No. Not at all.
26:52Anything else?
26:55No, okay. Thank you.
26:56Working on that new marker.
26:58Oh! She's having a baby. What are you later? She's pregnant.
27:02What have we lost fella?
27:06What is it?
27:07I don't know what it is. It's a phone. Oh!
27:09There's a phone. Oh!
27:10Oh! Remember the phone.
27:16Oh god, he's gonna find out.
27:18Daniel, this is for you.
27:19Oh no.
27:20You wanna know about cherry?
27:22It's the recording.
27:24Let me tell you about my daughter.
27:26Oh!
27:27I don't wanna know.
27:28When she has a sight set on something, you better not interfere or god help you.
27:32Oh wow.
27:33So you tell your son, don't be fooled by the good times.
27:38Oh.
27:39Bad times will come.
27:40Sooner or later, she'll want something from you that you're not prepared to give.
27:45Oh no.
27:50She'll find a way to get rid of you.
27:52Oh!
27:53No!
27:55Wow!
27:56Oh no!
28:01You're having a laugh.
28:02I hate endings like that.
28:04No way!
28:05We don't know what's...
28:06There has to be another series.
28:07It makes me laugh, this programme.
28:09Because, like, my life's the complete opposite.
28:12You know, if anything, it's me getting ostracised out of.
28:16Yeah!
28:17It's now a triangle of you, Paige and Mum.
28:19I'm on the outside.
28:21In Wiltshire, vegetables would be inedible without salt.
28:34I know.
28:35Basically, food was horrible before sugar and salt.
28:39Giles and his wife, Mary.
28:41People just ate it for fuel, but there was no pleasure to be had before sugar and salt.
28:46Canary Islanders, Nutty, when they grew potatoes...
28:50Yeah.
28:51...they have this thing, they put the new potatoes and they boil it in seawater.
28:55Yeah.
28:56And it's called papath.
28:57Look at my mouth.
28:58Papath evergath.
28:59Oh!
29:00Look, Mary, I'll do it again.
29:01I don't want you to.
29:02I can't do it.
29:03I can't speak.
29:04This is the only thing I know about the Canary Islands.
29:06But I don't want to see your mouth.
29:07Look at my mouth, Mary.
29:08Papath evergath.
29:09Oh, that's horrible, Giles.
29:10Why would you want me to see?
29:11It's like me saying, watch me going to the loo.
29:14Oh, Mary.
29:15Why would you want me to look at your mouth while you're saying a foreign word?
29:19Papath evergath.
29:20Ha!
29:21On Friday night, there was more action for the air ambulance on the Reely Channel.
29:26I should have really contacted the air ambulance when I dislocated my knee at that hendy.
29:31Well, they paid your fucking two-hour trip each way.
29:34This is Yorkshire Air 999.
29:37I remember being stung by a wasp.
29:40And you rang 999.
29:41And I thought I had an allergy.
29:43And I caused a real fuss.
29:45And it was really embarrassing.
29:46And they came out because I said I thought I was having an amaphylactic shock.
29:49And by the time they got to it, I was absolutely fine.
29:51The drama queen was at it again.
29:53Paramedic Matti is on the air desk listening in to a 999 call.
29:59Oh, here we go.
30:00Here we go.
30:01I've turned my tractor over and I'm underneath it.
30:04Oh, dear.
30:05What?
30:06Damn!
30:07Oh, that is savage.
30:09And have you lost any blood?
30:11I can't see because my arm is under the wheel.
30:14Oh, fuck.
30:15His arm's under the wheel.
30:16That sounds bad.
30:17It's very Yorkshire, isn't it?
30:18Yeah.
30:19There's no panic.
30:20I've turned my tractor over and my arm's underneath the wheel.
30:23It's off.
30:24Yeah.
30:25Yeah.
30:26We've landed about 50 yards away, Matti, and I'm just making my way to scene now.
30:29Oh, there he is.
30:30Is that him?
30:31Oh, God, the poor sod.
30:33Hello.
30:34We're coming to help.
30:35You OK, buddy?
30:36What the fuck?
30:37Oh, look at him.
30:39Oh, my God.
30:40My whole arm is underneath it.
30:42Yeah, I can see that here, Matti.
30:43Have you got any pain anywhere else?
30:45I imagine my shoulder blades buggered up.
30:47Not medical terms.
30:48Proper Yorkshire, that, isn't it?
30:49Yeah.
30:50It's buggered.
30:51They make them different in Yorkshire, I tell you.
30:52They really do, man.
30:53This guy is doing Yorkshire proud.
30:55I'm going to try and get in, Matti, give you an assessment.
30:57Is that all right?
30:58I love how Matti's literally just been resting on the tractor as if it needs more weight.
31:02Yeah, yeah.
31:03Just have a fucking lean on it.
31:04Put a bit more weight on my arm.
31:06So, we're going to give you some medication, Steve.
31:08Thank you.
31:09Yeah.
31:10Oh, I'll be asking for all the good shit.
31:11And we'll just start you on some paracetamol.
31:13I think paracetamol might be a little weak.
31:15Give him some ketamine.
31:17And then we can top you up with a bit of morphine.
31:19Oh, here we go.
31:20What's up?
31:21What's up?
31:22There's a thing there.
31:25Yep, they're moving in.
31:26Oh, shit, a brick.
31:27Is his arm on or off?
31:29On?
31:30No, I know.
31:31He's trapped.
31:32He's always there.
31:33With only a few inches of space, Wayne and the team are pulling Steve out from under the
31:38tractor's mudguard.
31:39They've got him out.
31:40They've got him out.
31:41I've never seen a tractor give birth to an adult man.
31:45Thank you very much, everybody.
31:47Thank you very much.
31:48He's morphined off his tits now, though.
31:51The tractor involved a dear old Massey Ferguson, 35.
31:55Is that him?
31:56I tell you what, I barely recognise him without a tractor on top of him.
31:59Yeah, same.
32:00He's in a barn, currently being repaired.
32:03As much as I'm fond of it, I think it's going to be up for sale, because it's actually
32:07in remarkable condition.
32:08He's in remarkable condition.
32:10He's never been in an accident.
32:12Is Jake a man?
32:17Jake, are you a man now?
32:19I have turned 18, which means I am a man.
32:23Michael, Sally and their sons Jake and Harry.
32:27My first ever beer was on Wednesday.
32:29Is that when we went to the pub and you ordered some drinks and then what happened?
32:33I made them look at my ID.
32:34Because they weren't going to ask you.
32:37Excuse me, madam, please look at my ID.
32:39Who paid for the round of drinks?
32:40Well, you did, because it's my birthday.
32:41What do you want me to do to stop paying for my own drinks?
32:43It's my own birthday.
32:44I just thought it was, as a moment, a dad goes out with his son.
32:47It was one of those rites of passage moments where a son buys his dad a pint.
32:52And his mum.
32:53And his mum.
32:54As I said before, just because I got older, does not mean my financial situation has changed.
32:59That hasn't changed since you were four.
33:01That's also true.
33:03On Saturday, it was the meeting of mind and machine that made the news on the BBC.
33:10Ooh, the triple axel.
33:13Do you just like sit around practising then?
33:16Practising what?
33:17Just flipping around.
33:18No, I'm just the flipper.
33:20You snooze, you lose.
33:22So what's the news?
33:23Are you having a laugh?
33:26A technology company in Switzerland says it's made synthetic brain cells that can survive
33:31for months and respond to basic keyboard commands.
33:34Jake, there's hope for you.
33:36You put your brain cell in a keyboard.
33:40FinalSpark says it wants to use the so-called organoids to power a computer.
33:45Organoids?
33:46They sound quite evil, don't they?
33:47Oh, yeah.
33:48Yeah.
33:49We are the organoids.
33:51Replacing the silicon technology we use today.
33:54That's another job gone at Tesco.
33:56Silicon is just your standard stuff, isn't it?
33:58Your processes.
33:59Yeah.
34:00It's all the stuff that the tech is made from at the moment, so your computer chips.
34:04Inside this lab, a whole new way of building computers is being trialled.
34:09Right.
34:10Wetware is a relatively new field of science.
34:12Wetware?
34:13Wetware?
34:14What is wetware?
34:15If you run wet brain cells with electricity, aren't you going to blow yourself up?
34:20You would, Julie.
34:21Which involves taking organic matter like brain cells.
34:24Where do they get them from, then?
34:26And trying to create a bio-computer out of them.
34:29Don't be messing with this shit, man.
34:30No.
34:31No.
34:32The world is changing too quickly.
34:34I'm going to have to move to the Isle of Man or somewhere.
34:37The human brain has tens of billions of neurons, or brain cells, which can connect and then talk to each other.
34:44It's how we learn.
34:45Scientists here want their lab-grown brain cells to eventually do the same thing.
34:49Well, they're looking at nature to sort out a more efficient computer.
34:54I don't want my brain merging with a computer.
34:57If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous.
34:58It'd be Windows 95.
35:00First, skin cells are turned into stem cells.
35:04Skin cells?
35:06Which several months later become clusters of neurons known as brain organoids.
35:11So wait, sorry.
35:12So your skin cells become stem cells, which become brain organoids?
35:18I know.
35:19That's extraordinary.
35:20Do you know the biggest organ?
35:22Your skin.
35:23We're all different.
35:25What's in my hands right now are tiny lab-grown brains.
35:31The scientists who make them say they're alive.
35:35Oh, what?
35:36They're alive!
35:37Thing is, I thought that's what people were scared of.
35:39The computers being alive.
35:41Yeah, and developing AI too far.
35:43Well, it'll serve them right if the computers come to life
35:46and knock them off their silly little stools
35:49and trample them to a pulp before marching out of the laboratory.
35:53Yes.
36:01In the Cotswolds.
36:04I can't find the car keys.
36:06Andrew and his husband, Alfie.
36:09Uh, where are the car keys?
36:10And why have you got those funny new headphones?
36:13These?
36:14Oh.
36:15I could not hear a word you're saying.
36:18This is the best investment I've ever made.
36:21Because now I can no longer hear you snoring or waffling.
36:25It means you can't hear me at all.
36:26You'll just listen to music all day and won't hear a thing that I say.
36:30Car keys are on the desk.
36:31Oh, thanks.
36:32Oh.
36:34This week, there are some creatures giving us the creeps on Netflix.
36:38Do you know what?
36:39In nature, there is some truly nasty bastards.
36:42Yeah.
36:43Well, this will be, for you, your favourite sort of programme
36:46mixed of horror and nature.
36:48Yeah.
36:49I only like very juvenile horror, Natty.
36:52Yeah.
36:53Like Jeepers Creepers 1 and Jeepers Creepers 2.
36:56Shall we turn the lights down?
36:57No, we won't.
36:58We'll keep them on.
36:59Oh, cute.
37:00That's hardly a monster.
37:01A little rodent.
37:02This white-footed mouse is about to become a mother.
37:15Oh, no, no way.
37:19Somebody's going to kill that, aren't they?
37:21She needs to find somewhere away from danger to give birth.
37:26Where?
37:27Where would you go if you're having a litter of mice?
37:30Up a tree.
37:31Good idea.
37:32Oh, yes.
37:33Up a tree.
37:34Good idea.
37:35Oh, yes.
37:36I bet she goes in that hole.
37:37That might be where Owl lives though.
37:40Made it.
37:41Oh, thank God for that.
37:42Made it.
37:43And she's in.
37:44She's in.
37:45She's in.
37:46It seems the perfect nursery, beyond the dangers of the outside.
37:52This is the perfect nursery.
37:54Yeah, but I think it's someone else's nursery abs.
37:57That's bones and everything in there.
38:03Oh, my days.
38:04She's in a graveyard, Simon.
38:06I told you, that's where an owl lives in there.
38:09Do owls eat mices?
38:11May I?
38:12I've never read the Gruffalo.
38:13But this nursery is a nightmare.
38:17Oh, what is it?
38:19What's that?
38:20This is a bird of prey, Natty.
38:21This will be an owl.
38:22This is horrible.
38:23The secret lair.
38:26Of a serial killer.
38:29Serial killer.
38:30Oh, my God.
38:31It's not a serial killer.
38:32It's an owl.
38:33It's an owl.
38:34And she is its favourite prey.
38:41You horrible owl.
38:42I've gone off owls now.
38:44Now, the only way to not get your feelings hurt at this bit
38:47is start imagining you're watching an owl documentary instead
38:50and you're backing Team Owl to get its meal.
38:53The owl's not here in 24 hours.
38:55It's looking right at you.
38:59Oh, no.
39:00Wow.
39:01Mouse is like that.
39:02The owl also has incredible hearing.
39:06Oh, no.
39:07Oh, it would do.
39:08Oh, it would have.
39:09Enabling it to hear even the quietest sounds.
39:15Heartbeat.
39:16It's listening to its heartbeat.
39:17Our mother has her own cards to play.
39:20Oh, she got something up her sleeve, boy.
39:23Oh.
39:24She freezes and lowers her thumping heartbeat to run silent.
39:31Oh, clever girl.
39:34Oh.
39:35So now, the mouse has gone stealth though.
39:37You hate this.
39:38I love with the heartbeat now, yeah?
39:39So you can't hear it.
39:40It's cold.
39:41Now, she must wait for the owl to fall asleep.
39:45And then make an absolute mad dash for it.
39:50Oh, it's got its eyes shut.
39:52It's asleep.
39:53No, you're my luck.
39:54If I were the mouse, my phone would ring.
39:55Hahaha.
40:00Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
40:02My God.
40:03No.
40:08My dina is escaping.
40:19Right run.
40:20Who needs to make a run for it.
40:21Go.
40:22İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
40:52So you've been to the chiropractor and what has she advised about your neck?
40:56It's a man.
40:57Okay, sorry.
40:58Sarah and her daughter-in-law Lara.
41:01So we do this chicken neck, which you did very well.
41:05Like that.
41:06You said that it really helps.
41:08In fact, I think it does.
41:09That's amazing.
41:10So basically your exercises are to walk like a chicken.
41:15Or to stand like a chicken, yeah.
41:17And do that.
41:17So just do this.
41:18Yeah, helps my neck.
41:19So while we're watching telly, we could go...
41:21This week, the famous face was off on his jollies again on Apple TV+.
41:29You're the least reluctant traveller ever.
41:31I'm literally the least reluctant traveller.
41:33I'd be on a plane every day if I could.
41:36I'm the living example of Better Late Than Never.
41:39Eugene Levy co-wrote with his son Schitt's Crank Padders.
41:43And he was Jim's dad out of American Pie.
41:45Isn't he the one who caught his son with his dick in the apple pie?
41:49Oh, my God.
41:49Oh, bloody hell.
41:51Now that I'm considered something of a traveller,
41:54I've challenged myself to complete my own bucket list.
41:57My bucket list of things to do before I'm dead is to get the cottage tidy.
42:01My dad has one.
42:07That's why he went to Hong Kong last year.
42:09And he goes here, there and everywhere.
42:11And he says to me all the time,
42:13Abs, what's on your bucket list?
42:16And I'm like, you know what?
42:18Not a lot.
42:19Is there anything you really want to do?
42:20No.
42:22In the programme, we saw Eugene at a fancy hotel in London.
42:27Mr Levy, sir?
42:28Oliver.
42:29Just have some correspondence, I feel so.
42:30Ah.
42:31Correspondence?
42:32A letter?
42:33Who gets letters these days?
42:36Kensington Palace.
42:37And there's a W on the insignia.
42:40Hang on a minute.
42:41Kensington Palace?
42:42I heard that your travels have brought you to the UK
42:45and I wondered if you might like to see Windsor Castle.
42:48Well, you know who that is, don't you?
42:50William.
42:50Wills.
42:51With best wishes, William.
42:53Is he taking him round the castle?
42:55He is.
42:56Eugene, you lucky bastard.
42:58Does everybody get one of them if you stay in this hotel?
43:00Probably not.
43:01Henry VIII, Queen Victoria, 40 monarchs have lived here.
43:06It's crazy.
43:07Oh, you'd like that.
43:08Wouldn't you love a castle?
43:09You do, don't you?
43:10Was that Windsor?
43:11And do you know who lives?
43:13Stone's throw from there.
43:15Jeremy Kyle.
43:15Oh.
43:20Here he is.
43:20Oh.
43:21Is that William?
43:22Ha, ha, ha, ha.
43:24You can't be serious.
43:25Look, he's on the scooter.
43:27Oh, yeah.
43:28Not an electric scooter.
43:29He's on an electric scooter.
43:30Not an electric scooter.
43:31Not an electric scooter.
43:31Ha, ha, ha, ha.
43:33Eugene, good morning.
43:35Your Royal Highness.
43:37Is this to make it look like William's just a normal person?
43:40Yeah, I guess so.
43:41Yeah.
43:41What have I said about electric scooters?
43:44Grown men, electric scooters.
43:46Ick.
43:47This is your home?
43:49Yes.
43:49Not in the castle.
43:51So we live down outside the castle.
43:53Why can't we look around your actual house?
43:55Yeah.
43:55You know, I want to see what your actual bedroom looks like.
43:59How about it's Malm from Ikea?
44:00Yeah.
44:01In a clothes maiden with everybody's undies on it.
44:04Oh, my.
44:05This is the King's Room.
44:06Whoa, look at that room.
44:08That room's bigger than our house.
44:10And also, out there, you've got Eton College.
44:13So that's where I went to school.
44:14That's where I went to school.
44:15And sometimes if I could get away in an evening
44:17when there was nothing else going on,
44:18I'd come round and have a bit of tea with her
44:20because she had the best teas ever.
44:22Oh.
44:22So he used to go and see his granny.
44:24Oh, isn't that lovely?
44:25Just like normal people.
44:27It was basically like what everybody else does.
44:29You know, we used to go to Nan's on a Wednesday for our tea.
44:31Oh, we did, yeah.
44:32It's the same thing.
44:32Watch the bill and then throw up because we'd been swimming.
44:35Yeah.
44:35He might be a royal, but he's still British.
44:38It was only going to be a matter of time
44:40before we ended up in a pub.
44:43Is he in this local?
44:44I have been for Sunday dinner in that pub.
44:48No way.
44:49Yep.
44:50The two brewers were at Nice.
44:53Stunning.
44:54Best dress I've had.
44:55What do you fancy?
44:56What do I fancy?
44:57I'm going to have a Guinness.
44:58Guinness?
44:59OK.
44:59Eugene.
45:00Can I find a bit?
45:01Sweet or dry?
45:02Uh, sweet, please.
45:03He's cider?
45:04It's a cider.
45:05A drinker?
45:05Cider?
45:06It's not strong, but dark fruit.
45:08Cider rider?
45:09You will one day be king of England.
45:12Do you think about that at all?
45:14I mean, do you think about it probably every night going, help?
45:17But I'm actually looking forward to that, William,
45:19because I think you're a really nice man.
45:21I think you'll be really good at it.
45:22I do.
45:23It's not something I wake up in the morning and think about.
45:25You must think about it a bit, babe.
45:27That is the only thing that would ever be in my mind.
45:30Yeah, me too.
45:31But if I'm not true to myself and I'm not true to what I stand for and believe in,
45:36then kind of it doesn't really matter who you are.
45:38He's very philosophical, isn't he?
45:39Yeah, yeah.
45:40That's good values.
45:41He's got good values.
45:41He seems sincere, doesn't he?
45:43I hope we don't go back to some of the practices in the past that, you know,
45:47Harry and I had to grow up in.
45:48The firm.
45:50He's mentioned Harry.
45:51That's the bit that excites me, is the idea of being able to bring some change.
45:54God, bloody, Eugene Levy has got the scoop.
45:58He's like Oprah Winfrey.
46:00Eugene Levy.
46:01He is.
46:02I mean, if you think about it, we've had King Charles on the repair shop.
46:05Yeah.
46:06You know, we've had William on here.
46:07Yeah.
46:08You know, what next?
46:09Prince Harry may be on Antiques Road Trip.
46:12Yeah.
46:12And in Slow Big Brother.
46:13Yeah.
46:14Prince Andrew, 24 hours in police custody.
46:17The possibilities are endless.
46:24Ready or not, here they come.
46:2614 civilians go fugitive for three weeks.
46:30A new series of Hunted starts Sunday at nine here on Channel 4.
46:33And six Gen Zers pair up with six boomers on a journey across Japan.
46:38Can they bridge decades of differences to win big?
46:41Stream a new series, worlds apart now.
46:44New Next, Mitchell and Webb are not helping.
46:47All right.
46:47To be fair.
46:48What's this world?
46:50Christ.
46:51Praise the world.
46:52Amen.
46:57bert.
47:02All right.
47:08We'll be.
47:08Beautiful.
47:10It's Xia...
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