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My Crush Thinks I'm A Boy Full
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00:00:00I've always tried to blend in at Queensville Academy.
00:00:08Stay invisible.
00:00:11But...
00:00:12Oh, Ari!
00:00:23You're twinkling like a dollar store ornament!
00:00:27I think she's gonna cry.
00:00:29Good! Glitter sticks better to tears.
00:00:32Have a pathetic summer, loser.
00:00:37I don't belong here.
00:00:39The only thing that keeps me going is fencing.
00:00:47My pride and joy.
00:00:53En garde? Prêt? Olé!
00:00:57Palt! Point!
00:00:59Great effort, Ari.
00:01:00Do you think community colleges even have fencing teams?
00:01:08I don't know. They're poor.
00:01:10I wouldn't be able to afford a fancy school anyway.
00:01:13I have to save every penny for my mom's cancer treatment.
00:01:16We'll find a way.
00:01:24Stanford's offering a full scholarship and a hundred grand.
00:01:27This is a chance to save my mom, but only if you make the boys team and win nationals.
00:01:31All I need is a fake name.
00:01:33Fake transcript.
00:01:34And to convince everyone I'm a boy.
00:01:36And to convince everyone I'm a boy.
00:01:40All right, Ari.
00:01:41Time to man up.
00:01:43Literally.
00:01:50Hey, I'm Ari.
00:01:51Hey, I'm Ari.
00:01:52I'm Ari.
00:01:53I'm Ari.
00:01:54Almost.
00:01:58Come on, guys. Hurry up. Let's go. Let's go.
00:02:04First day pretending to be a boy.
00:02:05Please, God. Let this work.
00:02:07you look like you don't belong
00:02:13everyone line up on the strip
00:02:16watch it now kid
00:02:21wait is that julian blake
00:02:26my biggest crush
00:02:30is that julian blake
00:02:37oh
00:02:47hi
00:02:51oh
00:02:57i am so sick
00:03:03oh
00:03:09see you later
00:03:10star girl
00:03:11but he never did
00:03:13until now
00:03:15please don't let him recognize me
00:03:17oh
00:03:23julian
00:03:25line up
00:03:27now
00:03:35and you are
00:03:37the new twink boy
00:03:39ari
00:03:41ari
00:03:43us arius
00:03:45sir ari ass
00:03:47coach what's a shrimp like that doing at king's field
00:03:49i can't believe he's this cocky
00:03:51guess we'll find out
00:03:53everyone partner up arius
00:03:55you're with julia
00:03:57got it
00:03:59sir
00:04:01sure you're not here for the mask out tryouts we can use a new gopher
00:04:05uh yeah i'm sure
00:04:07i don't care how tiny you are i'm not going easy on you
00:04:09we're not going easy on you
00:04:13on guard
00:04:15print
00:04:17alay
00:04:19point
00:04:21arius
00:04:22you're fast shrimp
00:04:23alay
00:04:24point
00:04:26julian
00:04:27not fast enough
00:04:28so cocky
00:04:29alay
00:04:46dude the fuck are you doing get off of me
00:04:50i slipped
00:04:52oh no the floor
00:04:54just watch your feet shrimp
00:04:55not bad arius
00:04:56just remember to keep your balance
00:04:58thanks
00:04:59wait
00:05:01was that too girly
00:05:02i mean
00:05:03thank you
00:05:04room assignments are posted
00:05:06practice starts at 6am sharp
00:05:08don't be late
00:05:09oh no i'm blushing
00:05:19i'm doing this for you mom
00:05:21hey roomie
00:05:26there's no
00:05:27no
00:05:28g
00:05:29now
00:05:32youtube
00:05:33i'm going to tell you to watch it new kid
00:05:34i'm rooming with my biggest crush
00:05:37Told you to watch it new kid. I'm moving with my biggest crush
00:05:50Dude for real you gotta forget about the chick who ghosted you. She's not worth it. You shut up dude, but I don't even know her name
00:05:58Yeah, I can't stop thinking about her now shut up. Wait, is he talking about me?
00:06:07Dude can't believe you're rooming with the string bean. Looks like he's in a Korean boy band. Oh, what you hiding in there?
00:06:13Give it back. Oh
00:06:15Are you a mama's boy? Is this your sister Arias? Hook me up, bro. Yeah, you sure you want kids with pipsqueak genetics?
00:06:23You don't mind I'm pretty tired, so I'm gonna head to bed early
00:06:28Yeah boys, we got to make sure our star athlete gets a beauty sleep
00:06:33Don't joke tomorrow
00:06:35Arias
00:06:45For someone so mean his body sure is nice
00:06:53What are you looking at Shroom? Shit, he caught me checking him out
00:06:59Nothing
00:07:05Nothing, bro. Just your six-pack
00:07:12Huh, yeah, do me a favor. Don't look at me at all. It's fucking weird
00:07:17Hey, Julie, you hanging out with us tonight?
00:07:19Nicholas has a case of beers in his room. Let's go, dude
00:07:25Dude, why the hell is coach bringing on some kid who needs some boosters on the team?
00:07:27I thought pretending to be a boy was hard enough now. I have to be roomies with my crush
00:07:32I need a cold shower
00:07:36Hopefully I'm the only one hitting the boys bathroom in the middle of the night
00:07:53Everyone hitting the boys bathroom in the middle of the night
00:07:55Is it just me using the water pressure garbage in here?
00:08:04Just me using the water pressure garbage in here
00:08:16Is it just me using the water pressure garbage in here?
00:08:20No, no, no, no, no, no
00:08:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:08:25Not him.. anyone but him
00:08:26Ari, is that you?
00:08:27Ari, is that you?
00:08:29Yeah, you know just taking a late-night rinse, bro. Hey, weren't you asleep like five minutes ago?
00:08:36Insomnia, I didn't even notice you were gone.
00:08:42I came here to cool off, not meltdown.
00:08:47Can I borrow your shampoo?
00:08:50Do you have some or not?
00:08:53Yeah, just one second.
00:08:57I think my grandma uses the shampoo.
00:09:05Oh, God. Lavender, vanilla? Stupid.
00:09:08Yeah, uh, I must have packed my sister's pipe with steak.
00:09:13Arias! Wait till it's late enough so you can cry in the shower?
00:09:17How are you two doing here?
00:09:18Oh, I already saw Arias ducking into the bathroom.
00:09:21How do we find out if the new kid's got a sword or a butter knife?
00:09:24Maybe I'll just skip showering for the rest of the year.
00:09:30Don't!
00:09:37Oh!
00:09:38Ugh!
00:09:39Am I tripping or is there a girl in the boys' bathroom?
00:09:43Nope, you must be high or something.
00:09:44Dude, have you even gone through puberty yet?
00:09:46Your body's smoother than a Ken doll.
00:09:48I shave, okay?
00:09:50Aerodynamics makes me quicker on the fencing strips.
00:09:52Ah, bro's rocking a toddler-sized lightsaber under there.
00:09:55Can't even reach the urinal.
00:09:58Raising a boy who cries in the shower?
00:10:00Your mom must be proud, huh?
00:10:03All right, boys.
00:10:04That's enough hazing for one night.
00:10:05Give the kid a break, right?
00:10:06Oh!
00:10:08Watch yourself, Arias.
00:10:09You might be his type.
00:10:10Shut the fuck up, dude.
00:10:13All right, all right.
00:10:13Next time, just lock the door.
00:10:22All right, thanks.
00:10:23Thanks, bro!
00:10:27If he looks at me like that again, I'm done for.
00:10:35Talk to insurance again.
00:10:36Still no luck.
00:10:37Thinking of selling the car,
00:10:39you should cover at least part of the surgery deposit.
00:10:41She's already sacrificed everything for me.
00:10:44Now it's my turn to save her for once.
00:10:51Stand up.
00:10:53Stand up.
00:10:55Stand up.
00:10:56Now!
00:11:01Arias, don't tell me you came unprepared on your first official day.
00:11:04Where's your glove?
00:11:05Sir, I...
00:11:06Answer me.
00:11:06Where's your glove?
00:11:07It was in my bag last night,
00:11:09but I think that maybe someone left...
00:11:11Be professional, Arias.
00:11:13Keep your eyes on your stuff.
00:11:14Of course Mason stole my glove.
00:11:17Really?
00:11:17The shower wasn't enough?
00:11:18Look, I can't deal with any excuses on this team.
00:11:20Run laps.
00:11:21Now!
00:11:26Hey!
00:11:27Enough fooling around.
00:11:28On the strip.
00:11:29It's time for practice.
00:11:32Attention!
00:11:33Line up, boys.
00:11:34I want you boys to remember
00:11:42that only top two fencers
00:11:44can qualify for a shot
00:11:45at the Stanford Full Ride
00:11:46and the $100,000 prize.
00:11:49Right now,
00:11:49Julian is ranked number one.
00:11:51Mason, you're number two.
00:11:52Let's go!
00:11:53And Arias is number three.
00:11:55Aww.
00:11:56I'm stuck in bronze metal land.
00:11:57Hey, you should be proud.
00:11:59Third place is great
00:12:00for someone with T-Rex arms.
00:12:01I'm gonna wipe that smug smile
00:12:05off his face.
00:12:08Coach.
00:12:10I want to Vince Julian.
00:12:15I want to Vince Julian.
00:12:17Fine.
00:12:19You're up.
00:12:20Yes, sir.
00:12:21Oh, yay.
00:12:22I mean, uh,
00:12:25sick or whatever.
00:12:31On guard.
00:12:33Print.
00:12:34Ale.
00:12:36Point.
00:12:37Julian.
00:12:41Ale.
00:12:43Point.
00:12:44Julian again.
00:12:47You good?
00:12:48I don't care.
00:12:52Ale.
00:12:53Point.
00:12:54Julian.
00:12:55Match.
00:12:58Coach, this isn't my glove.
00:13:00I don't care.
00:13:01Good fencers don't make excuses
00:13:02for their equipment.
00:13:03National tryouts is in one week.
00:13:05Right now,
00:13:06you are number three.
00:13:07That's not good enough to make it.
00:13:09But I will be.
00:13:14I can beat Mason and Julian.
00:13:16I can win.
00:13:17I can win.
00:13:18I can win.
00:13:20Marius.
00:13:22What the fuck are you doing here, bro?
00:13:26What the fuck are you doing here, bro?
00:13:29Practicing to beat you.
00:13:31Shit, man.
00:13:31You're intense.
00:13:36Hey, uh,
00:13:37I know it was Mason took your glove.
00:13:38I don't know why he's so petty.
00:13:41Got it back for you.
00:13:42Yeah.
00:13:43Don't lose it again.
00:13:46Thanks.
00:13:46Yes, you don't have to.
00:13:48Alright, stop acting like a girl.
00:13:52Besides, I'd rather beat you fair and square.
00:14:00Did you grow up around here?
00:14:02No.
00:14:04You?
00:14:05Yeah, I did, but I swear to God I've seen you somewhere before, it's crazy.
00:14:12I swear to God I've seen you somewhere before, it's crazy.
00:14:16Let me know if I cross the line, okay?
00:14:18That's fencing, you're supposed to.
00:14:24Does he recognize me from the night we hooked up last year?
00:14:26Did you compete at regionals?
00:14:28No, or not around here anyways.
00:14:32Where?
00:14:34What do I say? What do I say?
00:14:35New York.
00:14:40It's just I met someone at regionals.
00:14:42Fast, like you.
00:14:44You meet a lot of people at those tournaments.
00:14:48Yeah.
00:14:54This person looked just like you.
00:14:58Like, same facial structure, similar build honestly.
00:15:02The only thing is, um, that person was a girl.
00:15:09That person was a girl.
00:15:14Wrong person, bro.
00:15:16Definitely not a girl.
00:15:18A hundred percent.
00:15:19A dude.
00:15:20All right, Arias.
00:15:21Catch you later, dog.
00:15:22Maybe I should have just told him.
00:15:24No.
00:15:25I'm here for my mom.
00:15:26Nothing is more important than winning that money.
00:15:30What are you doing up so early?
00:15:31Figured I'd get a head start.
00:15:32Hmm.
00:15:33What are you doing up so early?
00:15:34Figured I'd get a head start.
00:15:35Hmm.
00:15:36Hmm.
00:15:37What are you doing up so early?
00:15:38What a hell?
00:15:39Uh huh, I'm here for my mom.
00:15:42I'm here for my mom.
00:15:43Nothing is more important than winning that money.
00:15:46Hmm.
00:15:47What are you doing up so early?
00:15:50What are you doing up so early?
00:15:51Figured I'd get a head start.
00:15:53Hmm.
00:15:54Figured I'd get a head start.
00:16:05Okay, breathe.
00:16:07He's just walking toward you.
00:16:10Totally normal.
00:16:16Oh god, is he about to make a move?
00:16:19Julian, what are you doing, dude?
00:16:25You're standing in front of my deodorant.
00:16:28Right, yeah, no problem.
00:16:37See you at practice, Arias.
00:16:40Ah, you think a couple extra hours is gonna make you anything but a Happy Meal toy?
00:16:54Hey!
00:16:55I'm talking to you, shrimp.
00:16:57What's that?
00:17:10What the fuck, bro? You're defending the shrimp?
00:17:18Yeah, Toothpick here thinks he can practice without the rest of us.
00:17:21Let me teach him a lesson.
00:17:22I don't like disturbances when I work out.
00:17:30Okay.
00:17:31Thanks.
00:17:36Again.
00:17:38Don't worry about him.
00:17:39He's obviously intimidated.
00:17:42By me?
00:17:43Yeah, you're a threat to him.
00:17:45Huh.
00:17:46You're a threat?
00:17:48I guess I am.
00:17:49Hey, don't sell yourself short, shrimp.
00:17:51You got skills.
00:17:52Hey, uh, there's a party tonight.
00:17:54Everyone on the team's going.
00:17:55You should come.
00:17:56Oh, yeah?
00:17:58Sounds cool.
00:17:59Cool.
00:18:00We don't have any details.
00:18:01And, it's a pool party.
00:18:03Bring trunks.
00:18:05Did you just say pool party?
00:18:10A pool party?
00:18:11As Arias, this is a terrible idea.
00:18:15On the other hand, Julian will be there too.
00:18:30oh Jesus sorry sorry I didn't see anything you saw everything no I didn't
00:18:46maybe I don't know dude have you ever heard a knocking I'm sorry man I thought
00:18:52you were at the library so so what happened to that girl I was in here she was embarrassed
00:19:06took a walk of shame she jumped out the window yeah dude well gymnast type beat she was going
00:19:13to surf the ceiling on my shit shit a gymnast god damn dude we gotta put a sock on the doorknob
00:19:18or something yeah dude totally no arguments here yeah how was she uh soft she was soft I mean
00:19:28beautiful like emotionally beautiful shit are you to write poetry now no I mean she was smoking hot
00:19:37like boobies and breast titties you name it she got it brother well damn we had a
00:19:43yeah I didn't realize you pulled like that
00:19:48wait bring it in
00:20:05you're tweaking like a dollar store ornament what are you staring at perv
00:20:15arias your turn he's probably still a virgin
00:20:24yes sir come on rules are rules let's get this over with tiny Tim what's the matter arias afraid
00:20:35of a little lip action maybe you'd rather kiss Julian Julian it's nothing like that it better not be
00:20:43he's mine even if he's a little confused about it right now oh I'll just take the dare
00:20:49version fine I dare you take off your shirt and jump in take it off take it off take it off take it off
00:21:05take it off take it off take it off take it off take it off what you're wearing a bikini under there
00:21:15oh
00:21:18oh
00:21:18oh
00:21:22oh
00:21:27oh
00:21:39oh
00:21:41Yo, it's your dad.
00:21:53Dude, come on, buddy. Stay with me.
00:21:56Come on.
00:21:59Come on.
00:22:03He's never looked at me like that.
00:22:09Did you just kiss me?
00:22:11You were breathing, bro.
00:22:16You could have just called 911.
00:22:17Oh, yeah, I wouldn't have gotten to save your sorry ass.
00:22:19Someone get these guys a room.
00:22:21Okay, Prince Charming. When do I get my mouth-to-mouth?
00:22:24What's wrong? The little make-out sash got you all hot and bothered?
00:22:30This guy, am I right?
00:22:31You're an asshole, bro.
00:22:34What did I do?
00:22:35Okay, seriously?
00:22:37What is with him and the new kid?
00:22:38You can't let Mason get to you.
00:22:45He's been under crazy pressure since he was three years old.
00:22:48His dad's an Olympian, his brother's at Harvard.
00:22:50He's just not meant for third place.
00:22:52Even if that's all he's ever going to be.
00:22:54Still, that's no excuse to treat someone like shit.
00:22:56Why didn't you just take your shirt off?
00:23:00Because I skipped bicep day for three years straight.
00:23:08You're a weird dude, Arias.
00:23:10You train before sunrise, shower in the middle of the night.
00:23:13You flinch whenever anyone touches you.
00:23:15It's almost like you're hiding something.
00:23:19Are you?
00:23:22It's almost like you're hiding something.
00:23:26Are you?
00:23:34He can't find out that was me.
00:23:37I have to think of something.
00:23:38Quick.
00:23:38I'm hiding the fact that your hair looks terrible wet.
00:23:48You know, one of these days, you're going to tell me what's really going on.
00:23:52I...
00:23:53Weirdest dude I've ever met.
00:23:59Deposit due.
00:24:01$20,000.
00:24:02Immediate payment required to continue treatment.
00:24:04Everything okay?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10It's nothing.
00:24:11Family stuff.
00:24:20Hey, don't touch that!
00:24:22Why not?
00:24:23Shit, he's going to find out who I am.
00:24:26Hey, don't touch that!
00:24:27Why not?
00:24:28Shit, he's going to find out who I am.
00:24:31It's private.
00:24:32Shit, Arias.
00:24:32You and your girl don't know about phones?
00:24:34He thinks I'm carrying around a naked Polaroid of someone?
00:24:37No, it's nothing like that.
00:24:42Who is this?
00:24:44It's my sister.
00:24:46Dude.
00:24:48I know her.
00:24:51We met at a tournament last year.
00:24:53I took her to a party.
00:24:54I thought we had a connection, but I never saw her again.
00:24:57Yo.
00:24:58Could you give me her number?
00:25:00Really, Julian?
00:25:01You're going to ask for my fake sister's number before you ask for mine?
00:25:04Yeah.
00:25:05310-5555-604.
00:25:07310-5555-604?
00:25:09Mm.
00:25:10You know your sister's number by heart?
00:25:12Yeah.
00:25:13She's my emergency contact.
00:25:15All right.
00:25:16Texting her now.
00:25:17Please tell me he didn't just hear that.
00:25:28Must have been my email.
00:25:29Hmm.
00:25:30Hmm.
00:25:33Hmm.
00:25:35Dude, she's already texting me back.
00:25:38This is crazy.
00:25:39She remembers me.
00:25:40This is officially the dumbest thing I've ever done.
00:26:02Dude, your sister's super cool.
00:26:04And funny.
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:08What else?
00:26:09Smoking hot.
00:26:11Really?
00:26:13I mean, dude, seriously, that's my sister you're talking about.
00:26:17My bad.
00:26:23You think she'd go out with me?
00:26:25Oh my gosh.
00:26:26Did I just score a date with Julian Blake?
00:26:29Totally.
00:26:37Yo, I want to make sure.
00:26:38You're cool with me dating your sister, right?
00:26:39Yes.
00:26:40I mean, yeah.
00:26:43Yeah, it's cool, bro.
00:26:44Hide for you, man.
00:26:46Don't get her pregnant.
00:26:52You're a weird dude, Arius.
00:26:53See ya.
00:26:56See ya.
00:27:00This is insane.
00:27:12Probably the most insane thing I've ever done.
00:27:14Should I really go on a date with Julian?
00:27:21Hell yes!
00:27:22Take her.
00:27:24Bye.
00:27:25Take her to another and she's got on.
00:27:26Take her to the fallin' calls.
00:27:30I make rich look richy.
00:27:32Save your butt, baby.
00:27:33I'm not going home with y'all.
00:27:35Yeah.
00:27:35Take her to fallin' calls.
00:27:36I'll make rich look richy.
00:27:37Save your butt, baby.
00:27:37I'm not going home with y'all.
00:27:38Yeah.
00:27:40Get you.
00:27:41wow
00:27:53you look
00:27:56now you look
00:27:58so do you
00:28:00hi
00:28:02Julian
00:28:03hi
00:28:11whoa
00:28:22he knows he knows he knows
00:28:26what what's wrong
00:28:28nothing you just you smell
00:28:31like really familiar
00:28:33oh
00:28:34yeah it's just
00:28:38you smell like exactly like your
00:28:40brother
00:28:41well
00:28:45maybe it's
00:28:48the same deodorant
00:28:50we buy in bulk
00:28:52from Costco
00:28:53can't beat that deal
00:28:55you and Ari is close
00:28:58I guess
00:29:00he's
00:29:02pretty cool
00:29:03we use the same Spotify premium
00:29:06sibling stuff
00:29:08I mean it's uncanny
00:29:10it's like it's the way you stand
00:29:12it's the shape of your face
00:29:13he's my big brother
00:29:14great
00:29:18he thinks I smell like my fake twin brother
00:29:21he's already connecting the dots
00:29:23come on
00:29:24I want to show you something
00:29:25you're telling me
00:29:33Arius was afraid of the dark till he was 12 years old
00:29:35he would ask me to check for monsters under his bed every night
00:29:38same cue to face down half the fencing team without flinching
00:29:42it's like I'm getting all the behind the scenes secrets
00:29:46what about you
00:29:49you have any secrets
00:29:52you have any secrets
00:29:55I'm pretty boring
00:30:01actually
00:30:02I don't think that's true
00:30:03our texts
00:30:05you're funny
00:30:06you're smart
00:30:07you're sharp
00:30:07you don't take any of my shit
00:30:09it's refreshing
00:30:11that night in my dorm
00:30:17I thought we really had a connection
00:30:21I was a little disappointed when you just left
00:30:25I thought so too
00:30:28then why not
00:30:29I
00:30:32freaked out
00:30:35I always end up here when I'm overwhelmed
00:30:42my mom used to take me here
00:30:44clear my head after a match
00:30:46you know
00:30:47especially after a loss
00:30:48do you come here a lot?
00:30:55you know
00:30:55it's my first time back
00:30:58since she died
00:30:59I'm so sorry
00:31:05I didn't mean to
00:31:06Ari
00:31:06it's okay
00:31:07it's been a long time
00:31:08I should be thinking about how risky this is
00:31:13but all I can think about is how warm he feels
00:31:16oh my here we go
00:31:31feels like we're on a roll
00:31:33it's the summer of love in the city
00:31:37we're chasing something great
00:31:39why don't we celebrate
00:31:41it's the time of my life
00:31:44when you're with me
00:31:45I like these nights with you
00:31:49it's feeling like the start of something new
00:31:53I don't want the night to end
00:31:59neither do I
00:32:15I've seen that birthmark before
00:32:17on your brother
00:32:19wow
00:32:40your place
00:32:42I've spent weeks in this room
00:33:00pretending to be someone I'm not
00:33:02now I'm here as me
00:33:03and somehow it's even weirder
00:33:05hi
00:33:06let me know if I cross the line
00:33:08that's fencing
00:33:10you're supposed to
00:33:12you can spend the night if you want
00:33:17your brother was super cool to give us this room
00:33:19I should probably get back
00:33:22okay
00:33:23I'll drive you home
00:33:24my place is kind of far away though
00:33:28how about you
00:33:31drop me off at the train
00:33:33what?
00:33:35oh
00:33:35I'm not taking you to a train station at night
00:33:38are you crazy?
00:33:41Julian
00:33:41now is like the worst time to be chivalrous
00:33:44maybe you can just drop me off at Queensfield
00:33:46oh
00:33:47adorable Queensfield for this hour
00:33:50yeah sure that's not far at all
00:33:54I had a really nice time tonight
00:34:07I'd love to see you again
00:34:09I'd like that too
00:34:11who is that slut getting out of Julian's car
00:34:23that loser
00:34:29Ari Sherwood
00:34:30I'm gonna kill her
00:34:33she'll soon learn that no one touches Julian
00:34:38he's mine
00:34:39didn't you guys break up like months ago
00:34:42we were on a break
00:34:45hi
00:34:50just here to drop something off for Julian
00:34:52I caught you Ari Sherwood
00:35:02what is Blair doing here?
00:35:04this can't be happening
00:35:04this can't be happening
00:35:10what the hell are you doing Ari?
00:35:15what are you staring at Curve?
00:35:17oh my gosh
00:35:18you were actually trying to pass yourself off as a boy
00:35:20so you can go here
00:35:21this is not what it looks like
00:35:22relax
00:35:23I'm not gonna tell Julian
00:35:25yet
00:35:27whatever she's planning
00:35:28it can't be good
00:35:29oh my gosh you're so funny
00:35:34where?
00:35:35what the hell are you doing here?
00:35:37oh my gosh you're so funny
00:35:41where?
00:35:42what the hell are you doing here?
00:35:44Arius
00:35:45hey
00:35:46yes Arius
00:35:48I was just chatting with Arius
00:35:50he's so funny
00:35:51hold on
00:35:53okay
00:35:54I'm gonna go back in our room now
00:35:57can I sleep over Julian?
00:35:59you better say no Julian
00:36:00Blair we broke up two months ago
00:36:02I moved on
00:36:03moved on?
00:36:04to who Pookie?
00:36:06it doesn't matter
00:36:07just not you
00:36:08and don't call me that
00:36:09I hated it when we were together
00:36:10I know it's you
00:36:13I saw you get out of his car
00:36:15but
00:36:16I'm not gonna tell Julian
00:36:18about your little ruse
00:36:19why?
00:36:20if he finds out
00:36:21he may feel sorry for you
00:36:23he might even
00:36:25like you more
00:36:27and I'm not
00:36:32letting that happen
00:36:33you're gonna stay away from him
00:36:35you're gonna stay away from him
00:36:38no flirting
00:36:40no coffee dates
00:36:41no texting
00:36:41I don't even want you
00:36:42sending him a TikTok
00:36:43because if I find Ari
00:36:46anywhere near him
00:36:47every single person in the school
00:36:50will know exactly
00:36:50who you are
00:36:51and you'll lose everything
00:36:54hmm
00:36:55I heard your mom is sick
00:36:58right?
00:37:01we have done all the tests
00:37:03and the results have come back
00:37:05that we are dealing with cancer
00:37:07well
00:37:08I'd hate for you to lose
00:37:10your only chance at the scholarship
00:37:11and the prize money
00:37:13do we have an understanding?
00:37:16Arius?
00:37:21do we?
00:37:24yes
00:37:24good
00:37:26toodles
00:37:27julian
00:37:42what's with the wonder in us?
00:37:44sorry coach
00:37:44I'm just gonna get some water
00:37:50yo
00:37:54have you heard from your sister?
00:37:56yo
00:37:58have you heard from your sister?
00:38:02no why?
00:38:03I just thought things were going well between us
00:38:05guess I was wrong
00:38:08I really wish I didn't have to do this
00:38:19but my mom's treatment
00:38:21is more important than a boy
00:38:22come on
00:38:36blair I'm not in the mood
00:38:38you look like you could use a distraction
00:38:40we're taking a walk
00:38:41I don't know
00:38:42are you gonna make me drag you the whole way?
00:38:46fresh air could help you get out of this
00:38:47um
00:38:48funk
00:38:49hold on
00:38:59you've got that dry lip thing
00:39:00blair I'm good
00:39:01shh
00:39:02I like taking care of you
00:39:04oh my gosh Arius
00:39:12I didn't realize you were standing right there
00:39:14don't his lips look so much better
00:39:17softer
00:39:18kissable even
00:39:20I guess I was wrong about julian blake
00:39:22all of the rumors are true
00:39:25he really is a blair
00:39:26all right Arius
00:39:34you're up against julian next
00:39:35if I can't have him
00:39:38I guess I'll just have to beat him
00:39:40if I can't have him
00:39:44I guess I'll just have to beat him
00:39:46LA
00:39:50coming at me like it's national
00:39:57Aris
00:39:58I love the fire
00:39:59keep that up
00:40:00that's what I want to see
00:40:02point julian
00:40:11what's going on dean
00:40:12you trying to kill me or something
00:40:13don't tell me you're afraid of a little competition
00:40:15afraid please
00:40:17I just didn't realize we were playing for blood
00:40:18point julian
00:40:32are you okay
00:40:39I'm fine
00:40:47what are you sneaking off to shrimp
00:40:54not now mason
00:40:56oh you think you're hot shit now
00:40:57I was top two before you arrived
00:41:00let's see how well you do without your blade
00:41:02huh
00:41:02put the stick down
00:41:09back off
00:41:10mason
00:41:10chill julian what the fuck bro
00:41:15it's enough dude lay off him
00:41:17what is he
00:41:18your boyfriend now
00:41:20you're gonna braid each other's hair next
00:41:22you do deserve each other
00:41:31you do deserve each other
00:41:32you think I wanted you to swoop in and save me
00:41:41no I think you have a death wish picking fights with dudes twice your size
00:41:44they started it
00:41:46I don't need you protecting me I can take care of myself
00:41:48Arius if this is about our scrimmage
00:41:50I am trying my best
00:41:52okay I train I don't sleep I do everything right and yet you still keep my ass up there
00:41:58I sure wouldn't everyone loses even me
00:42:04yeah well when you lose you're still you
00:42:08when I lose I feel like everything I've been fighting for doesn't matter
00:42:13you got more heart than anyone on this team
00:42:19but you fence angry
00:42:22you don't have to fight the world every time you pick up a sword
00:42:26what am I doing here julian
00:42:32you're proving that you belong
00:42:35which you do
00:42:38even if you don't believe it
00:42:49whatever dude
00:42:55Arius if this is about your sister
00:42:57I try bro
00:43:00I took her on an amazing date
00:43:01and she told me she never wanted to see me again
00:43:04shit if she texted me right now
00:43:05I'd go out with her again
00:43:07even if it meant missing practice to do it
00:43:10I don't know
00:43:12I just want to see her again
00:43:16Jillian Blake
00:43:17I would do almost anything to tell you the truth right now
00:43:20but I can't
00:43:23is my nose bleeding
00:43:26I think my nose is bleeding
00:43:29so I'm going to go in the bathroom and check
00:43:31just go and tell them how you really feel Ari
00:43:38if he likes you he'll understand
00:43:41you can ask him to the formal dance tonight
00:43:46go up here
00:43:51dude
00:43:52surprise
00:43:55blair
00:43:57what are you doing here
00:43:59you're going to the formal right
00:44:01because if you weren't
00:44:03you're going now
00:44:04blair
00:44:04save it
00:44:06I picked it myself
00:44:07for a man who needs to dress like one
00:44:09you really shouldn't have
00:44:10of course I did
00:44:12who else would save you from wearing another tragic flannel
00:44:14alright we're going as friends
00:44:16that's it
00:44:17just so we're clear
00:44:18Jillian there's something
00:44:20Arius
00:44:21hey
00:44:21Jillian just asked me to go to the formal with him
00:44:24well not exactly
00:44:25are you going?
00:44:27I uh
00:44:28well if I'm going he's coming with me
00:44:30he's my wingman
00:44:31I'd really rather not
00:44:32I'd really rather not
00:44:33a chaperone date
00:44:36he couldn't wait to move on could he
00:44:46right back to blair
00:44:46hey Jillian
00:44:49come on
00:44:50let's dance
00:44:51where?
00:44:52don't make me ask twice
00:44:53you're kind of cute
00:45:01want to dance?
00:45:03uh
00:45:04I'm going to dance
00:45:05that wasn't a question
00:45:07miss me yet?
00:45:14miss me yet?
00:45:18miss me yet?
00:45:20Julian you're so handsome
00:45:22really blair
00:45:23you had to rub it in my face
00:45:25blair what is this?
00:45:26just remembering what it feels like to be close to you
00:45:28blair how many times do I have to tell you?
00:45:30there's nothing between us
00:45:31what the hell are you talking about Julian?
00:45:33we belong together
00:45:35my heart belongs to someone else
00:45:40Ari
00:45:41wait
00:45:42really?
00:45:44that dollar menu reject?
00:45:46what could you possibly see in her?
00:45:48I've never met anyone like her
00:45:50I don't even know her that well
00:45:52but I know there's something between us
00:45:54and I'd be an idiot not to try and get her back
00:45:56Julian
00:45:58you're making it really hard to hate you right now
00:46:00guess I know where I stand
00:46:02I guess I do too
00:46:04I can't let Julian walk away thinking it's over
00:46:14not tonight
00:46:16wait for me Julian
00:46:30great I blew it
00:46:32what are you doing here?
00:46:34what are you doing here?
00:46:36what are you doing here?
00:46:38I
00:46:40uh
00:46:42what are you doing here?
00:46:44what are you doing here?
00:46:45I
00:46:46uh
00:46:47was
00:46:48picking up
00:46:49Aries
00:46:50yeah you did seem pretty miserable out there
00:46:52hey I'm sorry I've been ghosting you the past couple of days
00:46:55I can't
00:46:57I can't explain it right now but
00:46:59soon Julian
00:47:01I promise
00:47:02we can really be together
00:47:05why not now?
00:47:07because
00:47:09I can wait
00:47:23I can wait
00:47:28Nicky
00:47:29was it?
00:47:30Mason
00:47:31right
00:47:32your new teammate Aries
00:47:34he's not what you think
00:47:35Aries
00:47:36what about him?
00:47:37he's
00:47:38a girl
00:47:39and she's taking Julian from me
00:47:40I want her out of the fencing competition
00:47:42she's a girl?
00:47:46you're kidding
00:47:49so wait
00:47:50all this time
00:47:52I've been losing to a girl?
00:47:54this isn't about your pride Manny
00:47:56Mason
00:47:58we get her kicked off with a team
00:48:00she's disqualified from tryouts
00:48:02you get your ranking back
00:48:04and Julian's little distraction problem
00:48:07goes away
00:48:08how do we do it?
00:48:10leave that
00:48:13to me
00:48:14this is hers
00:48:16whatever
00:48:17this is hers
00:48:18whatever
00:48:19got it
00:48:20so now we go to the dean?
00:48:23we're not just going to the dean
00:48:24first we need to make it official
00:48:27formal complaint signatures
00:48:29the whole ordeal
00:48:30then we expose her
00:48:32in front of everyone
00:48:33you mean like?
00:48:34a show
00:48:35a takedown
00:48:36tomorrow
00:48:378am
00:48:38don't be late
00:48:39i can do that
00:48:40good boy
00:48:41good boy
00:48:42i can do that
00:48:43good boy
00:48:44i can do that
00:48:45good boy
00:48:46i can do that
00:48:47i can do that
00:48:48i can do that
00:48:49a show
00:48:50a show
00:48:51a takedown
00:48:52tomorrow
00:48:538am
00:48:54don't be late
00:48:55i can do that
00:48:56good boy
00:48:57i can do that
00:48:58i can do that
00:48:59i can do that
00:49:00just like being a girl
00:49:01that's right
00:49:02this is great
00:49:03see you guys
00:49:04see you guys
00:49:34oh fuck
00:49:37oh fuck
00:49:42hey boys
00:49:46blair
00:49:47please do not interrupt my practice
00:49:48whatever you got going on with julian
00:49:50keep it off the strip
00:49:51oh
00:49:52i'm not here for julian
00:49:55what is she doing?
00:49:56i thought we had a deal
00:49:58hey arias
00:49:59no no no no no no
00:50:13or should i say
00:50:14ari
00:50:15she's been lying to all of you
00:50:17she's not even the guy
00:50:18her name is ari sherwood
00:50:20from queensfield
00:50:21you catfish the entire team
00:50:23you like a bitch
00:50:25from row to hoe
00:50:26in three seconds flat
00:50:28arius sherwood
00:50:30this
00:50:31is a very serious breach
00:50:33of school policy
00:50:38misrepresentation of identity
00:50:39falsified enrollment documents
00:50:41section 3a
00:50:43subsection 7
00:50:44ring any bells?
00:50:45you might want to brush up
00:50:47on the kingsfield student athlete
00:50:49compliance handbook sometime
00:50:51rules exist for a reason
00:50:54once we start bending them
00:50:55we might as well not have them at all
00:50:57you are not a boy
00:50:59correct?
00:51:00does that look like a boy to you?
00:51:03he's got titties dean brown
00:51:05effective immediately you are placed on at home suspension pending review by the disciplinary board
00:51:16what's going on? talk to me
00:51:18i'm not who i said i was i'm sorry
00:51:20i'm not who i said i was i'm sorry
00:51:29alright show's over
00:51:31get the showers
00:51:32dean brown
00:51:34what's going to happen to ari? tell me please
00:51:44mr blake
00:51:46this is an internal matter
00:51:48i can't discuss active disciplinary cases
00:51:51she's my teammate
00:51:53a formal complaint
00:51:55a formal complaint
00:51:56was filed against
00:51:57arius
00:51:58a formal complaint?
00:51:59huh?
00:52:00filed by who?
00:52:01blair
00:52:02ryland
00:52:03of queensfield academy
00:52:05one of your teammates
00:52:07co-signed
00:52:08afraid i can't do anything about it
00:52:09so you just what?
00:52:10suspended her?
00:52:11procedurally yes
00:52:12pending review by the board
00:52:14trust me
00:52:15i don't enjoy this sort of thing
00:52:19actually i do enjoy it
00:52:22rules are my love language
00:52:34i don't know what to do mom
00:52:38if we don't get you that money how else will we pay?
00:52:42ari
00:52:43whatever happens
00:52:45it's gonna be okay
00:52:47no it's not gonna be okay mom
00:52:49we need to get you that treatment
00:52:54you need to focus on yourself
00:52:56it'll be okay
00:52:58no
00:53:04look at me
00:53:13i'm proud of you
00:53:14i'm proud of you
00:53:18no matter what happens
00:53:24miss sherwood you have a visitor
00:53:31julian?
00:53:34julian?
00:53:35how did you find me?
00:53:39i remember what you said about your mom
00:53:41this was the first hospital i called
00:53:44my mom was here too
00:53:46i didn't know ari had a boyfriend
00:53:52and a very handsome one too
00:53:55he's not my boyfriend
00:53:57it's a pleasure to meet you miss sherwood
00:53:58aren't you mad?
00:54:01about me lying?
00:54:04about me lying?
00:54:05about everything?
00:54:09miss sherwood would you mind excusing us for a minute?
00:54:12of course
00:54:13i didn't know what to think of first
00:54:31but
00:54:35after the initial shock wore off
00:54:37and after the secondary shock wore off
00:54:39it dawned on me
00:54:45if my mom were still alive
00:54:50i would do anything
00:54:54to save her
00:54:59so no i'm not mad about the light
00:55:04because we can still save yours
00:55:05i love you julian
00:55:12i love you julian
00:55:14did i just say that out loud?
00:55:18sorry what?
00:55:20nothing
00:55:25we're gonna have to make some changes
00:55:27coach
00:55:29i'll call you back
00:55:31what is it julian?
00:55:32you have to let ari back on the team
00:55:33you have to let ari back on the team
00:55:36it's not up to me son
00:55:38she's the best fencer we have
00:55:42i know
00:55:46we can't just ignore this
00:55:48ari sherwood competing under false pretenses
00:55:52this is grounds for expulsion
00:55:54coach
00:55:56julian
00:55:57this is a closed meeting
00:55:59then you need to reopen it
00:56:01because you're talking about one of my fencers
00:56:03julian
00:56:08go ahead
00:56:10with all due respect
00:56:12the blade doesn't care who's wielding it
00:56:15if ari can fence with the boys and win
00:56:18she needs to be on that strip
00:56:20we'll take that into consideration
00:56:22furthermore
00:56:24there's nothing in the student athlete compliance handbook
00:56:27that says that ari needs to be a male to compete
00:56:32you actually read the handbook?
00:56:34cover to cover
00:56:36sir
00:56:37well
00:56:39technically
00:56:40that's true
00:56:42but i just
00:56:43but
00:56:44nothing
00:56:46you better win son
00:56:48i want a new trophy for the cupboard
00:56:51we will
00:56:53and thank you
00:56:54sir
00:56:56i can't believe someone actually read the handbook
00:56:59back to the gym blake
00:57:01we got nationals tomorrow
00:57:06nationals tomorrow
00:57:07bus leaves at 8am
00:57:09you're clear to come
00:57:22no hiding anymore
00:57:28just ignore them
00:57:38you're here cause you're in it
00:57:50hey brown
00:57:51never seen you at a match before
00:57:53wow
00:57:54when we're not on campus
00:57:55you can call me a gym
00:57:56school spirit coach
00:57:58school spirit coach
00:58:01i guess we're all bending the rules today aren't we
00:58:04and representing kingsfield is
00:58:08julian leigh and ari sherwood
00:58:11what's a girl doing here
00:58:13yeah i thought it was boys only
00:58:16kingfield's gonna be easy to take down this year
00:58:19this year's champion will receive $100,000 and have full scholarship from Stanford University
00:58:29i'm going to win
00:58:30i'm going to win
00:58:43on guard
00:58:45print
00:58:46away
00:58:55point
00:58:56late
00:58:57point
00:58:58sherwood
00:58:59kingsfield
00:59:00first place
00:59:12sherwood blake
00:59:13tie
00:59:14point
00:59:15sherwood
00:59:16kingsfield
00:59:17first place
00:59:18sherwood blake
00:59:19tie
00:59:20point
00:59:21sherwood
00:59:22kingsfield
00:59:23first place
00:59:24sherwood blake
00:59:25tie
00:59:26my
00:59:27three
00:59:35to the
00:59:36try
00:59:38you
00:59:43guess it's just us now
00:59:45don't get too comfortable julian
00:59:47i plan on taking the championship
00:59:49good that means i'll actually have to try
00:59:51try. I appreciate everything you've done for me. After tomorrow. Yeah, after tomorrow.
01:00:14It's gonna be hard sleeping next to you tonight though. You better stay in your own bed. Don't
01:00:18sabotage me like this, Sherwood. How could I possibly resist thee, Julian Blake? Good
01:00:28luck tomorrow. You too, Julian. Why does it have to be so hot? What?
01:00:57Never seen your roommate naked? Uh-huh. All right. I have never been more proud of someone.
01:01:19Tomorrow. Tomorrow.
01:01:26Ladies and gentlemen, for the national championship, representing Kingsfield Academy, Ari Sherwood and
01:01:38Julian Blake. In the 103 year history of this tournament, a girl has never competed in the
01:01:50boys' championship, let alone stood one victory away from winning it all.
01:01:57Bring it on, shrimp. Don't let me beat you. I've been waiting for this moment to kick your
01:02:02ass.
01:02:03The championship will be decided in three bouts. The first to score two points wins the title.
01:02:21En garde. Protect. Alec.
01:02:34First bout, Sherwood.
01:02:36Second bout, flex. Damn, he's passed.
01:02:37Second bout, flex. Damn, he's passed.
01:02:38Second bout, flex.
01:02:43Our final bout, to decide the championship, $100,000 and the full score.
01:02:50scholarship to Stanford University.
01:02:51En garde. Pret. Alec.
01:02:52En garde. Pret. Alec.
01:02:53The second bout, flex.
01:02:54The second bout, flex.
01:02:55Second bout, flex.
01:02:56Second bout, flex.
01:02:57Damn, he's passed.
01:02:58Our final bout, to decide the championship, $100,000 and the full scholarship to Stanford University.
01:03:15En garde. Pret. Alec.
01:03:20It's a tie in 103 years of this tournament.
01:03:49We have never seen anything like this, but a tie is a tie, which means our co-champions of Kingsfields Academy is Ari Sherwood and Julian Blake.
01:04:15This is why we don't have girls in this tournament, gentlemen.
01:04:18Will you please shut up?
01:04:22Out with tradition, fellas.
01:04:25Sherwood, wait!
01:04:26Sherwood, wait!
01:04:27Sherwood, wait!
01:04:29Sherwood, wait!
01:04:30Sherwood, wait!
01:04:32So what happens now?
01:04:36So what happens now?
01:04:37In the case of co-champions, the prizes are shared, which means Ari Sherwood and Julian Blake will receive full scholarships to Stanford University, and they will split the $100,000 prize.
01:04:54What?
01:04:56No!
01:04:57No!
01:04:57No!
01:05:00This is bullshit!
01:05:01That's supposed to be me!
01:05:02Julian!
01:05:06Stanford.
01:05:08Me.
01:05:09Not split.
01:05:11What do you mean?
01:05:12Every cent of that money is going to your mother's tree.
01:05:16Julian, you can.
01:05:16I can.
01:05:17And I will.
01:05:18I always thought being invisible would keep me safe.
01:05:30But if you step out, be yourself, and do what you love, you might just get what you want.
01:05:38So, I'll see you at Stanford then?
01:05:52Guess so.
01:06:01I love you, Ari Sherwood.
01:06:04I love you, Julian Blake.
01:06:08You know, we don't have to be out of the dorms till tomorrow.
01:06:18Hmm.
01:06:19Huh.
01:06:19Huh.
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