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00:00So, what do you do for a living, mate?

00:02Well, you know, on an aeroplane...

00:04Wow, you're a pilot. What a cool job.

00:06I'm not a pilot, no.

00:07You know, on an aeroplane, the people who hand the stuff out to the passengers.

00:09Oh, you're an air steward. What's that like?

00:11No, I'm not an air steward, no.

00:12You know when they hand out those little headphones?

00:13Oh, you make those little headphones?

00:15No, no, no. You know the little plastic bag that the headphone comes in?

00:18You make the plastic bag?

00:19No, no. You know on the bag, it's printed the word headphones.

00:22Oh, you print the word headphones onto the plastic bags?

00:24No. You know the font?

00:25You invented the font?

00:26No, but the man who invented the font has a son.

00:27You are that son.

00:30You work in the sports shop?

00:31No, next door to the sports shop is a restaurant.

00:33Are you a waiter?

00:33No, I'm not. But on the menu, there's a dessert called a Martin Moose.

00:37You're a chef?

00:37No, I went to school with Martin.

00:39And the guy who was the cleaner at that school was called Mr Howlett.

00:42Mr Howlett's got a horse.

00:43I am Mr Howlett's blacksmith.