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Jasmine S01E04
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00:00so how's the little one you can get dressed yeah but but all right
00:10these people on the wall is that on purpose what's that it just seems like everybody's
00:20got this awfully sad look in their eyes you know
00:23have you received the hpv vaccine oh yeah yeah i got one dr selma gave me two doses i've got one left
00:40yes i saw that in october 20 24. so i'm waiting the six months
00:45sexual partners several technically i suppose i'm polyamorous do you use protection ah you bet
00:56i take that stuff seriously no condom that's a big no for me
01:03i did notice a few things on your cervix exam but i'm not sure has anyone ever brought it up to you
01:09before i mean dr sama saw something at first she said they could be cis and then she confirmed that
01:14they weren't have you had them tested yeah she did she um she said something about polyps i don't
01:19remember of course you'd know better though i'm sure it's no big deal right not if that's what your
01:24doctor told you but if you want we can take a look again of course those are pretty normal
01:32why are they normal well no it's just not unusual considering the type of lifestyle you've got
01:38luckily there's nothing too serious i i use protection and i'm careful why would they be
01:43considered normal nothing's a hundred percent no matter how much protection you're using
01:49if you want to be fully protected from anything monogamy is your only choice huh that's the only
01:56choice i have so then how about you go get me something different huh do you have a son
02:02uh i do have a son but that's not i wasn't proposing something like that introduce us you've
02:09got to be careful you know okay but doctor i am careful tell me do you tell your son to be careful
02:14too put on your condom tights son don't sleep with just anyone or is it more like you go get him you
02:19big beautiful lion hmm you look upset what happened there's absolutely no reason for you to speak that
02:26way i'm talking hygiene that's really all i'm trying to do this is not about hygiene at all there has
02:31been a smirk on your face since the first moment i came in here do you think i haven't noticed it
02:36you're sitting there judging me is there something i should be ashamed of let's hear it do you get a
02:40little bit scared when you see a woman who fucks a lot huh afraid i'm contagious i wouldn't worry
02:45with your stupid gloves on could you please not shout this is a clinic okay well then don't make me shout
02:49i've been completely professional with you your prescription now please go downstairs and get
02:55your vaccine leave my office here's a little prescription for you too doctor you ready for
02:59this get plowed oh my god get plowed go wild it's the only way to get rid of all that anger
03:03and stress deep inside i bet you're dried up like a raisin down there that's what this is
03:07go get laid you guys listen you should get it on as much as you can do it with everyone you see
03:12if you can't find anybody to fuck come find me i'll give you a dismount everyone's gonna be
03:16fucking every day
03:24ah hey it's your lucky day
03:34why are you such a downer did you get burgers i did i got toast with sujic i know you like it
03:42yeah come on set up get over here i should tell you that we do have a small problem uh so mr
03:48rafat our realtor you know him uh on my way over i sent him my porn videos what porn videos
03:56uh all right don't get mad please nothing we can do now remember wanted it i was trying to send it
04:00to that guy but then on accident he could have a heart attack and drop dead that guy's super old
04:04you should have erased it yeah i did for real i erased it immediately he must have already been on
04:10the lookout for it i mean i know are you in a lot of pain still you can apologize to him if you want
04:18to though i'm not sure it's anything to apologize for did you get your shots yeah i got the ones i was
04:24able to there was another ordeal the doctor almost broke down in front of me oh yeah why oh it was just so
04:31sad the way this doctor was anyway it doesn't even matter and you guy tonight
04:38eh he's not bad i'm not doing much honestly he mostly wants to lick
04:45you don't have to go tonight
04:50he paid for the appointment yeah he paid he covered everything the man's eccentric but he's quite
04:54trustworthy and he's very wealthy too what do you want to do i don't know what to do
05:01you better figure out what to do at least upload the photos too late and i took we spent an hour
05:05taking those pictures okay don't you criticize them either
05:13too fun what's this guy's name again who this guy was he english or was he american
05:23he was knighted he was a sir i remember mom loved him so much i don't remember what he was
05:32i was
05:43fucking go for it
05:44mm-hmm dig in here you go take mine
05:50i'm i mean i'm okay i'm i'm full i'm good with lemonade
05:56you don't remember huh i was talking about an actor english pretty famous handsome charismatic he went
06:10bald i said sean connery already but he wasn't english he was scottish
06:16well i'm not familiar i can't remember if i saw his face i might
06:20stop talking about all this other stuff right now i'm already nervous oh you're so right listen
06:25i'm sorry for bringing it up let's go
06:34oh did i check your lab results i don't remember you checked before you even shook my hands
06:41i get anxious when i shake someone's hand sorry about that
06:44please don't be upset don't worry i'm not upset that type of thing doesn't bother me but you go right
06:48to the pussy after shaking someone's hand huh that's why i wanted you to be tested it's super
06:53important to me that you're clean you seem like a really obsessive person oh yeah i am
06:58so what can you do i just put up with it i guess i may have to go see a specialist if it gets worse
07:04and your wife's a concern what are you worried about her for example i give you something that you
07:10passed to her could something like that happen no no i'm good i've got all my vaccines you can relax okay
07:16well i just want my wife's respect that's what this is what because i'm pretty sure she doesn't
07:24come when i use my mouth i feel like she's faking it oh really but actually that's a common problem
07:31the thing is men can't understand they don't they don't know the basics of how everything was designed
07:37uh it's normal but i want help with it so it's not normal oh like a workshop or something yeah
07:43yeah a workshop pretend you're my teacher i'm your student a teacher with fun homework how about that
07:49joke good one yeah it works it wasn't funny at all but you gotta laugh at this it was funny it's funny
07:53let's see go now pay attention and do what i say okay okay okay let's begin just your lips
07:58kiss kiss that spot all you're doing is kissing right there
08:04little by little all right now get closer oh man you can't bite it like that yeah keep going
08:15with the tip of your tongue yeah circles oh going circles goodness buddy you know what you're doing oh my
08:21god not bad
08:41i'm thinking you're free tonight right
08:44let's just say you're a fortunate man because my schedule freed up just now
08:50well how about that maybe we can have dinner at a nice place yeah
09:00what do you think are you frozen what are you doing try it on i can't believe you got me something like
09:05this you didn't have to do that thanks i'm gonna cry i can't believe you bought me this while i was there
09:11i did have a couple women try it on to make sure i got the one that was in your size you're awful
09:18anyway i wanted to tell you i'm sorry it's so last minute i'm really not that thrilled about going
09:23to this dinner but hospital management is asking me to go so i guess they're gonna be presenting an
09:29award to this old important doctor or something okay so there's gonna be some boring award speeches
09:35i'm assuming exactly i feel like if we go together i'd be happier and i thought it'd be nice to do
09:44something different oh something different what do you mean by that i mean different you know
09:50i thought we could try spending a whole evening together dinner conversation falling asleep watching
09:56a show it's quite different it is different go con that's what couples do okay sure we're a couple tonight
10:09you all right with that am i still on that list all the way at the top all the way at the top
10:19are you not taking your pain pills
10:46oh those things don't work on the soul too late you're all philosophical now so boring
10:59who beat you up this time
11:03why do you care are you gonna beat them up for me of course i'll beat them up i'm tougher than any of
11:10you men i'd tear you up before you knew it stop you're gonna rip it what are you doing why was it
11:18expensive a little expensive did you pick it out especially for tonight i did yeah yeah
11:38i feel sorry for you dude feel sorry for yourself too late
11:47tell me hmm what should i feel sorry for should i feel sorry for how young or how beautiful i am
11:54let's see how you look ten years from now if you still got it also i got money
11:59i can make it happen don't worry about any of this is the salon doing that well huh
12:08i mean you can go ask your sister if you want to
12:12we're designing a whole website we do photo shoots making money doing it
12:16whatever we're doing there's nothing special don't be so excited
12:29okay okay it's done wait look at me hey what happened stop oh i don't feel well i'm in bad shape too
12:45late there were ten of them girl really they punched me all over my face give me a kiss i hope it's
12:52throbbing oh it's throbbing don't worry give me a kiss don't let me kiss me kiss you too they popped
13:00me in the mouth of heart and got me really good at one point i want you and me
13:12do you really want it do you really want it i want it so bad
13:24oh
13:37Girl, don't bite.
13:53You're so dramatic.
13:54What, is that your new move?
13:58Are you a biter now?
14:00Yeah.
14:00All right.
14:02Here, bite this then.
14:04What's this?
14:05You're so into biting?
14:08What's it for?
14:09Open your mouth.
14:11Here, bite it.
14:20You make me so happy.
14:23I adore you.
14:24I love you.
14:37Oh
14:40Oh
14:42Oh
14:44Oh
14:50Oh
14:52Oh
14:54Oh
14:56Oh
14:58Oh
15:02Oh
15:07Are you feeling okay?
15:23Jasmine
15:29Are you okay?
15:33For you, it's Jasmine
15:37Thank you
15:53Thank you
15:55It's basically soda man, I mean seriously, what's the big deal?
16:09Don't drink it if you don't want it
16:13Yeah, well, it's your fault I'm thirsty
16:15Uh-uh
16:17Be careful, you're gonna start a fire
16:19Ooh, light it up
16:29Hey, will you dance with me?
16:31Is that what you want?
16:32Sure
16:33Shall we?
16:35I've made up my mind
16:36Hm? What do you mean?
16:37I'm gonna say fuck this award ceremony in a few minutes
16:39What?
16:41I'll go over and shake a couple hands before we leave, that should be good, don't you think?
16:43Hm? What do you mean?
16:45I'm gonna say fuck this award ceremony in a few minutes
16:47What?
16:49I'll go over and shake a couple hands before we leave, that should be good
16:53Don't you think?
16:54Mm-hmm
16:55Should we go up to the room after that?
16:56Oh
16:57What are we going to do in the room?
16:58I don't know
16:59I'll read you a bedtime story
17:00You're so silly
17:01I'll just go be first
17:02Alright
17:03Mm-hmm
17:04Meet you in the room
17:05Meet you in the room
17:06I'll go over and shake a couple hands before we leave, that should be good
17:08Don't you think?
17:09Mm-hmm
17:10Should we go up to the room after that?
17:12Oh
17:13Mm-hmm
17:14What are we going to do in the room?
17:15Mm-hmm
17:16I don't know
17:17I'll read you a bedtime story
17:18You're so silly
17:19I'll just go be first
17:20All right
17:21All right
17:22Mm-hmm
17:23Meet you in the lobby soon
17:24All right then
17:25I'll see you in the room
17:30What's up?
17:31Mm-hmm
17:32Mm-hmm
19:03Other people fall down, not me.
19:05Excuse me.
19:06What is our next activity then, your majesty?
19:09Do we collapse on the couch, chat a bit, then fall asleep with the TV on?
19:13That's it.
19:14You know it is.
19:16Turn on the TV over here right there.
19:18All right.
19:18All right.
19:18I found porn, Gokhan.
19:43Come in here, hurry.
19:44They're just about to start.
19:45He's going for it right now.
19:47He's taking it off.
19:48It's a real hotel porn.
19:49Come on, hurry.
19:50Gokhan.
19:51I'm fine.
19:51I'm fine.
19:52I'm fine.
19:53Oh.
19:53I'm fine.
19:53I'm fine.
22:54And what if you were wrong?
23:01Then I'd apologize.
23:03You would have to forgive me, a lady who's my age.
23:05I see.
23:08Just don't push it too far.
23:10So am I wrong.
23:20Yildiz.
23:22Jasmine.
23:23And I assume that's not your real name.
23:25Guess you're familiar with this line of work, huh?
23:27Let's see.
23:28Let's see.
23:30All right.
23:33I'm curious why a woman like yourself is down at the pool enjoying cucumber juice in the middle of the night.
23:38What's going on there?
23:41Is there another time I should drink it?
23:43No, you're doing it right.
23:44No, you're doing it right.
23:46Because when I'm retired, I'll be enjoying myself the same way you're doing it now.
23:49I'd be on my vacation.
23:50I wouldn't worry what time it was.
23:52It's not a vacation for me.
23:53I live here.
23:55Hmm?
23:55Oh, are you the owner of this place?
23:57Don't tell me you are.
23:59No.
23:59No, no.
24:00I've just been staying here a while, that's all.
24:05How does that work?
24:06I had a rich husband.
24:09He left me a lot of things.
24:11So I live in hotels.
24:13Oh.
24:15Look at this little treasure.
24:17You're adorable.
24:18Don't you get bored sometimes doing that?
24:20No.
24:21No, I'm used to it now.
24:22I don't have anyone else.
24:23I check in alone, and I'll leave alone.
24:27You never worked, I guess.
24:29Oh, I had a job.
24:30Of course I worked.
24:31Do you want to guess what I used to be?
24:35Are you serious?
24:37Is that really what you did?
24:39Tell me I'm wrong.
24:40That's insane.
24:42I've seen enough to know, dear.
24:45I used to be a special friend.
24:50That was the term they used.
24:52That was an escort.
24:54You know, back in those days.
24:55I was in very high demand.
24:56Worked all over the place.
24:58Istanbul, of course, but all over Europe as well.
25:02What a weird coincidence to meet my idol in the middle of the night.
25:05Oh, please.
25:06Oh, my God.
25:08No, I'm serious.
25:09I'm completely obsessed with the way things were.
25:12It just feels like back then it was more beautiful.
25:15And I feel like you guys used it all up, and there's nothing beautiful left anymore.
25:19Look, I think you're right, honestly.
25:21The business was much more secretive then.
25:24These rich men were gentlemen, not like these idiots.
25:29Celebrities had good manners.
25:30They used to send their bodyguards first.
25:33Back then, you wouldn't even know where you'd be taken, or who you'd be with that night.
25:40Would they blindfold you?
25:41Things like that.
25:42Oh, yeah.
25:43Some did.
25:44A famous guy did one time.
25:46He was for...
25:46All right, come on.
25:47You're messing with me now, right?
25:49Blindfolded by a celebrity?
25:51You'd think I'm naive and gonna buy that.
25:52No, I'm not.
25:53James Bond.
25:54Those old movies?
25:56The original.
25:57You know who he is.
25:59Aged really well.
26:00Lost his heir.
26:00I was trying to remember him earlier.
26:02It's funny you bring him up.
26:03Sean Connery?
26:04My mother loved him.
26:05He was her idol.
26:06Uh, yeah, wasn't he the best?
26:08Everyone just loved that guy.
26:09So you slept with him?
26:10Are you serious?
26:11He came here one time to shoot a little commercial.
26:17It was the early 90s, somewhere in there.
26:19We were introduced.
26:21He was an interesting man.
26:22He had me keep my eyes closed during intercourse to keep me from knowing who he was.
26:27And then, he must have liked me because he ended up telling me to open my eyes.
26:34We chatted a little, and he tipped me really well.
26:37And later on, we met again in Germany.
26:39This is so unreal.
26:42I can't believe it.
26:42I'm fascinated.
26:46Take this.
26:48A little gift for your mother.
26:50That's his autograph.
26:51Oh, my God.
27:02That is so sweet.
27:08Oh, Tufan.
27:13Tufan, I'm busy right now.
27:14What is it?
27:23Hey, where are you?
27:27What happened?
27:28Huh?
27:29What's going on?
27:30What happened?
27:30Huh?
27:31Did something happen?
27:35It was an accident.
27:38It's all right, see?
27:39You promised I didn't mean to.
27:43I don't understand.
27:46I swear to God, it wasn't on purpose.
27:50Tell me what happened.
27:51What are you saying?
27:52What was it on purpose?
27:53What?
27:53Yasmin, I'm in love with you.
28:09What?
28:09What?
28:27What?
28:29What?
28:33Yasmin, come back!
29:03Ağlasam sesimi duyar mısınız, duyar mısınız mısralarımda?
29:18Ağlasam sesimi duyar mısınız, duyar mısınız mısralarımda?
29:29Dokunabilir misiniz, gözyaşlarıma ellerinize?
29:36Dokunabilir misiniz, gözyaşlarıma ellerinize?
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30:26Altyazı M.K.
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