The Kardashians - Season 7 Episode 06- If It Doesn't Fit, We Must Acquit
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00:00Previously on The Kardashians.
00:02Wherever I go, my vibe goes off the wall.
00:05Welcome to Khloe in Wonderland.
00:07Hi, Mommy.
00:08Hi.
00:09Kris Jenner is feeling herself.
00:11Are you going to make me go through every childhood trauma?
00:15Tell you're satisfied?
00:16If Kourtney was here, then that would probably happen,
00:18but I'm good.
00:19All right, good.
00:20Oh, Khloe.
00:22Forget it.
00:22Get over it.
00:24Oh.
00:25Oh, my God.
00:26You got it?
00:27There's no one like Kim.
00:30She has the most generous spirit.
00:33Happy Easter, everyone.
00:35Oh, my God.
00:36I did a prenuble scan, and they called me today,
00:38and they're like, you have an aneurysm in your brain.
00:43I have the bar exam, the Met Ball, and my robbery trial.
00:48Can I not to mention just all the stress in your life?
00:52Oh, it's been next level.
00:54I'm definitely worried about Kim.
00:56She has so much going on that I don't want her
01:00to have an aneurysm, of course.
01:02We live in color.
01:11We live in color.
01:14Doing big and bright just like no other.
01:18When we step outside, we step in cheer.
01:21And this is your script.
01:35So we literally film three lines as ourselves, then we change.
01:40Disney reached out to my mom and I to do promos for their new Freakier Friday movie that's coming
01:47out, and we're so excited to do this.
01:50I have a little bit of a crazy week.
01:51I have my cloud campaign.
01:53I have my podcast that I'm doing for Chloe in Wonderland.
01:56But I'm more than happy to do this because I love when I get to cosplay Kris Jenner.
02:02Are you ready, Freddie?
02:03Yeah, I'm ready.
02:10Let's roll sound and action lights.
02:13Mom, sorry, you took a minute.
02:20That was great.
02:22I was shocked.
02:23No, that was great.
02:24Mom?
02:25Chloe?
02:26Aw.
02:27I'm inside.
02:31Chloe!
02:32Mom!
02:33What happened?
02:34Focus, Chloe.
02:34What did you do?
02:36I think you called me.
02:37Chloe again.
02:38Oh, I did?
02:40I'm showy.
02:41I am so proud of my mom right now.
02:45This could easily be a day where my mom loses her shit, but she's staying zen, she's doing
02:50her breath work, and she hasn't gone off on anyone yet.
03:00We're born Kris Jenner 2.0.
03:04She really is.
03:04She's like Darren.
03:05She's my favorite Kris, even over me.
03:09Previously, you said if you had a Freaky Friday, one of your sisters, you would pick Kendall.
03:13I'm going to be a supermodel going around town.
03:16I could hook up with this person.
03:17Not that Kendall does that, but I would be doing that.
03:19No kids, no f***ing responsibility.
03:21She has responsibilities, but like, you know what I mean.
03:24Barring Kendall, which sister would be your choice to Freaky Friday?
03:28I think I would Freaky Friday with Kylie.
03:31And I would do that because, hello, it's Kylie Jenner.
03:36We have cool friends.
03:38We have fun animals.
03:40We live in a fairy tale.
03:41We're not dating basketball players.
03:43We're going to the game's courtside baby.
03:45She's a little bit of Snow White, but a little bit of pretty woman.
03:49And also, I would love to know what those boobs feel like.
03:58I'm okay with it.
04:00I decided.
04:01Hi, Kris.
04:03Hi, I'm busy.
04:03You guys have two more minutes.
04:05That's it.
04:05I know I told you guys it's 4 p.m., but I don't care.
04:07It's 1 p.m.
04:07I have to go.
04:08Matthew!
04:10Noise.
04:11Noise.
04:16Let's do this.
04:17So, Mom, what would you like to talk about today?
04:21How about how I have never looked better?
04:24Oh, gosh.
04:26Okay, so we're never switching back.
04:29This has been an amazing day and so much fun.
04:32I especially love working with Khloe because she makes me laugh.
04:36And guess what?
04:37I didn't lose my shit once.
04:39So proud of myself.
04:42Mom!
04:43Mom!
04:44Mom!
04:46And we're going to cut there.
04:47We're good with that.
04:48So much, Jamie.
04:48I appreciate it.
04:49Oh!
04:50What is it?
04:52Yeah.
04:53Boom.
04:54This just got good.
05:03Hi.
05:04I'm so glad you came.
05:06Hi.
05:06This is Veronique.
05:08This is Erika.
05:09Nice to meet you.
05:10I am meeting today with Erika Commissar.
05:14She's a renowned psychoanalyst, social worker, and parent guidance expert.
05:20Hi.
05:21How are you?
05:22Good.
05:23Thanks for having me.
05:24Thanks for coming.
05:25I had seen lots of her videos on social media, and I felt compelled to reach out to her because
05:35she really focuses on zero to three years of age and says that that is the most important
05:42time developmentally for your child with attachment and being there for them.
05:50And how do you know each other?
05:52Are you...
05:53Do you live in the same area?
05:54We are from school.
05:56Yeah?
05:56Our daughters are together right now.
05:58I don't know how, but I came to their Christmas party and pretended to be Chloe's assistant.
06:03As a joke, and she would introduce me as her assistant, pretending to be Chloe's assistant
06:09really got me hooked up in the family.
06:11And then Iris is my sister, Kylie's best friend.
06:17Nice to meet all of you.
06:18So I'm a psychoanalyst, and I started a non-profit.
06:22It's called Attachment Circles.
06:24And younger and younger children were being brought to me as young as two years of age
06:29with behavioral problems, and psychiatrists were trying to medicate them, and it upset
06:34me.
06:35I did a deep dive into the neuroscience and the attachment theory.
06:39And so I said, I'm going to put this in laypeople's terms so people can understand it.
06:44And what I was finding is that there was an absence of just basic fundamental understanding
06:51of parenting skills.
06:52The children who were doing the least well were the children whose primary attachment
06:57figures were not present.
06:59When I was 30, when I had Mason, nobody told me what to do.
07:03So I didn't read any books, but the way that I felt my maternal instinct was to do attachment
07:10parenting.
07:11Before I had Penelope, though, I read the attachment parenting book, and it was more intentional.
07:18And even though I was working, I didn't really think it was an option to not work.
07:24Now I have the option not to work, and I feel grateful to be able to find what I connect to.
07:34Zero to three is the first critical period of brain development.
07:37So what we were seeing is children with behavioral problems, with depression, with anxiety.
07:44These are all disorders of emotional regulation.
07:47So if you yourself are emotionally regulated, if you're calm in a storm, you model it for
07:54your children.
07:55So I would say the most powerful thing is you.
07:58I think Travis was saying you went to Australia, and you took Rocky with you, right?
08:02At two months, and some people would say-
08:04Four months.
08:05Four months.
08:05Some people would say, oh, he's too young.
08:07It's such a long flight.
08:08But if you have to work, and you're going to travel, you always take your baby with you.
08:13They rely on the same instinctual cues as all mammals.
08:16They want to be physically skin-to-skin close to you.
08:19They want to smell your smells.
08:21So if you have to go out, you give them a T-shirt that stinks of you.
08:25And they feel you're still with them in some way.
08:28I would take it.
08:30Yeah, take it with you?
08:31Yeah, I would take my baby with me.
08:33Only from what I've learned about attachment theory.
08:36Yeah.
08:37In this country, we have no paid leave.
08:39I've been fighting for paid leave for a decade.
08:41I went to the Senate to speak about the importance of paid leave for primary attachment figures.
08:48And there's always an excuse.
08:50And yet, they say that we're a family-oriented society.
08:53When they're adolescent, now they have school from 8.30 in the morning until 3.30 in the afternoon.
09:00You can have a job.
09:01You can start a company.
09:03It's not a message of you can't work.
09:05It's a message of sleep when they sleep when they're infants and work when they work as they get older.
09:11I know some people find her to be controversial.
09:15And I think most of it is because of, you know, people that are like, well, I can't just not work.
09:22And I need to work.
09:23And we need both mom and dad to work.
09:26But I think her point is that she feels like our government should support moms and or dads to be home with their baby.
09:37I just heard something recently where it was like the things that you do that are the opposite of your parent is like you're healing yourself from something that you didn't get that you needed.
09:50I feel like I'm the opposite of my mom.
09:52So am I.
09:53I am a lot different as a mother than my mom was.
09:57She was definitely more controlling and still is.
10:02But it was the 80s then that was a different time.
10:06To me, like, I'm just like, live your best lives, guys.
10:09How long do you think, too, like, they should be in the bed and also, like, breastfeeding?
10:17So they should be in your bed for the first eight weeks to 12 weeks.
10:22We sleep like a dream together.
10:24The whole point of breastfeeding is the emotional attunement.
10:28I mean, I've treated mothers who sit and they say, is it okay to be on my phone while I'm breastfeeding?
10:32And I'm like, no.
10:33Wait, what if your baby's asleep?
10:35Then can you be on your phone when you're breastfeeding?
10:38Because I'm on my phone.
10:39I didn't know the no phone thing.
10:42I mean, I did not know that you should not be on your phone while breastfeeding.
10:48I've definitely done that with all kids.
10:50This is so, like, refreshing.
10:53Yeah.
10:53And it filled me up a lot.
10:55So thank you.
10:56Yeah.
10:56Like, I did not know the breastfeeding phone thing.
11:00And now I'm like the guilt that I have.
11:04But it's good because you shouldn't be doing it.
11:06It activates the part of your ego that says something feels right or feels wrong.
11:11Yeah.
11:12There's so many different ways for people to parent their kids.
11:16But this is just what really connects with me.
11:19I definitely learned a lot today and found it really informative and helpful.
11:25One of the issues is you have this lovely community, but most mothers are finding it very lonely.
11:30And so we need support and we need all of you to tell everyone you know.
11:35And if you have any influence at all, spread the word.
11:50Ready to roll?
11:54How's it going?
11:57Exhausting.
11:58Yeah.
11:58I'm so busy in my life.
12:03The bar is in two months.
12:05I have the Met Gala.
12:06I have my robbery trial coming up.
12:08Oh, and I might have a brain aneurysm.
12:12No biggie.
12:14So Scott and I both are going to look at our brains today with Dr. Amen.
12:20He does these brain scans to see how your brain health is really looking.
12:27By the way, I'm sorry about all that you're going through.
12:29It can't be fun and easy.
12:31It is hard.
12:32It looks stressful.
12:33I mean, I see some of the stuff and it's like...
12:36Your ex is very loud out there right now.
12:44I just can't really engage.
12:47It's...
12:48I think it's just for the better.
12:50By the way, never once called.
12:52Right.
12:53I mean, I always encourage a relationship, but like a healthy one.
12:57But this is not healthy.
12:58It's just frustrating that my character as a mom is...
13:03Gets diminished.
13:04Yeah, sometimes I just feel like snapping.
13:08Right.
13:09But where is that going to get you?
13:10I just can't.
13:12Right.
13:14Sorry, you got to deal with all that.
13:18My only focus and job is really just to be strong for my kids.
13:25Oh, I'm so excited to get so many tips today and see what my brain's like.
13:31Come on back.
13:31Okay.
13:31I'm always trying to test and do things to see where I'm at and how I can improve.
13:38Wait, look at it.
13:39My brain is perfect when it comes to stressing.
13:42Then why you act like that?
13:44Does this tell you I have a very abnormally calm demeanor, even in like fight and flight
13:53mode?
13:54Can you see stuff like that and see why someone is so calm?
13:58You're like one of the very few people that there were zeroes on all of the mood, anxiety.
14:06It's insane.
14:07Yeah.
14:08About 15, 20 minutes just holding still for Kim.
14:11Do we have a blanket?
14:12Yes, we do.
14:13I've always wondered why Kim has been able to stay so calm during pretty much anything.
14:20I mean, she could get into a fist fight with one of her sisters and then be like, should
14:26I get green tea or earl tea?
14:30And I'm like, I think you just assaulted somebody.
14:34She's able to bottle up her emotions.
14:37Not sure where they go.
14:38Maybe she's tucking them under her butt.
14:40That's why it's so big.
14:41I can fall asleep anywhere.
14:50Anywhere.
14:51I swear to God, I went to a strip club for my first time in Miami like a year ago.
14:57I fell asleep in the f***ing booth.
14:59Like, I can literally lay down anywhere, no matter what's going on, and fall asleep.
15:06Hey, good morning.
15:08Thank you so much for holding still.
15:09That was perfect.
15:10It's just like a little cocoon that you're in, and you just fall asleep.
15:14How's that?
15:15That's pretty damn tight.
15:16I have no idea.
15:17I've never looked at my brain before, so it should be interesting.
15:21You're welcome to join Dr. Eamon.
15:23Let me show you what a healthy skin looks like.
15:27So, this is what we want it to look like, and so if we look at your brain, it actually looks
15:36beautiful.
15:37I have a beautiful brain.
15:43So, I've heard that before.
15:45Kim, this is not a brain that gets Alzheimer's.
15:49Scott, see these holes?
15:51I was joking, and I said it's going to look like a bowling ball, and it does.
15:55Not terribly stressed, not anxious, not depressed.
15:58The front third of your brain is really sleepy.
16:02That's not good.
16:02You are extraordinary in being positive, which is why you're not terribly stressed, anxious,
16:09or depressed.
16:10This we have to fix.
16:13What's going on?
16:13If we don't fix that, that's going to be a long-term problem.
16:17Then you end up with issues with impulse control.
16:20None of it's permanent.
16:22It's not dead.
16:23Oh, okay.
16:24I was scared at first.
16:25I thought I was ****.
16:26If you don't reverse it, you are ****.
16:32What are those holes?
16:33Yeah, I don't like that.
16:34So, what the holes mean is low activity.
16:41Compared to this one, the front part of your brain is less active than it should be.
16:48With your frontal lobes as they work now, it would be harder to manage stress.
16:55And that's not good for you, especially as you're studying and you're getting ready to take the boards.
17:02That just can't be.
17:03I just can't.
17:05Not accepting.
17:07For whatever reason, you're not getting, and it could be the chronic stress that you've been under,
17:14trying to think about taking the boards in a couple of months and studying 10 hours a day.
17:19Mm-hmm.
17:20Not to mention all the other things that go on in your life.
17:23Yeah.
17:24But we have to make it better.
17:27I've got to get on a plan to really figure this out, because I have some **** to do this summer.
17:33We're down to three hours a day.
17:35We'll take two hours a week.
17:35We're living inside our lifetime.
17:37We're living inside our house.
17:38We'll be in many hours a day.
17:39Hi, baby.
18:03What's happening?
18:04Good morning.
18:05Good morning, Rocky.
18:09You know what me is sleeping, didn't you?
18:18She made it better.
18:23Good morning.
18:24Good morning.
18:35Good morning.
18:37Good morning.
18:38Good morning, the sun is shining.
18:44Guitar.
18:45Guitar.
18:46Guitar.
18:47Guitar?
18:48You want to go play guitar?
18:51It's kind of cold.
18:53Do you want some breakfast, P?
18:55I got some.
18:57Oh, baby boy.
18:598.21.
19:00And then I try to leave my phone.
19:03No phones for as long as possible.
19:06I would say my peaceful, sacred bubble doesn't have to be at home.
19:11It's wherever my world is.
19:14You know, like my kids and my husband.
19:16It's like wherever we are.
19:18Oh, you want me to sit on the ball with you?
19:36It's like when a person could feel like fall.
19:40Like I can't explain it.
19:41It's like that feeling of like pumpkin drinks back at places, starting to put up decorations.
19:48It's such a beautiful thing having this life together.
19:52Hey, Rock.
19:53Hey.
19:54Down.
19:55Down.
19:57Yay!
19:58Rocky, will you show me how Tom tastes?
20:02Hmm?
20:04Oh, yeah.
20:05That was good.
20:07I like that.
20:12Did you know I drink out of a Christmas pop every day?
20:16I want it to be Christmas.
20:23Mom, do you think Travis wants any?
20:25Yeah, I bet he would have some pee.
20:29Mama Moose.
20:30Mama Moose?
20:31It's what he wants.
20:31We were playing.
20:32I was the horse.
20:33He was the cow.
20:34We started talking about what sound the cow makes, and he said, Mama Moose.
20:39Mama Moose.
20:39He wants that Mama Moose.
20:39Look, we have breakfast.
20:41Mom, do you think it's done?
20:48I don't need it.
20:50Yeah, it's done.
20:52You want to have blueberries?
20:55Blueberries?
20:55They're so good.
20:58And so good for you.
21:00Oh, you tricked me.
21:04Mmm.
21:06It's the day before the Met.
21:31We're doing a Python, Dallara fitting for the after party.
21:41Now, I definitely think, like, pulling up to court in Paris like this for the trial would
21:46give me so much pleasure.
21:50Right after the Met, I'm going to be leaving for Paris to testify in the trial.
21:55And now I just want to get the looks right.
21:57I wasn't sure if I was going to come this year because I was just going to focus on bar prep.
22:04And so I couldn't really do all the fittings this year.
22:07I had to do everything last minute.
22:09So I really have to make it worth it and just use my time really efficiently.
22:14It's a bit stuck.
22:15The theme this year is super fine, tailoring black style.
22:21And I'm so excited that I'm going with Chrome Hearts.
22:23Lenny Kravitz is, like, the definition of the modern-day dandy.
22:27And so that was my inspiration.
22:30I will say, guys, this is, like, the first Met.
22:33I'm not stressed.
22:35Am I acting stressed?
22:36No, no, no.
22:37You seem really calm on you.
22:39How many times have I been to the Met?
22:41Is this my 12th?
22:42Oh, no.
22:42I'm seriously 12.
22:43This is, like, my most consistent relationship.
22:47I feel really good about our looks.
22:50I'm not nervous this year.
22:51Neither is Kendall and neither is Kylie.
22:53We all are super chill this year.
22:56Do you see her?
22:57Yeah.
22:58The shoulders.
23:00It just needs to be a little more.
23:01This is it.
23:02No, it's so beautiful.
23:04I am going to the Met with a new young designer called Tori Sheju.
23:08I'm excited.
23:09I feel like it's never about me, but I feel like this year specifically, it's definitely not about me.
23:13So I really wanted to highlight a new young black woman designer.
23:18This side is gorgeous.
23:19It is.
23:20This side is beautiful.
23:21This needs to, because it needs to be placed down.
23:23This just needs to be stitched down like this.
23:26This doesn't look nice.
23:28No, no, no.
23:28See when it bubbles like that?
23:30Today, we have our second fitting, and the dress just isn't there yet.
23:36So I think that obviously causes a little bit of stress and a little bit of nerves.
23:41Worst case scenario, tomorrow I put it on and it's not doing it.
23:44We literally stuff a pad in there.
23:46That's what I was thinking.
23:48Okay.
23:50It's like kind of one of those things where we won't really know what we're feeling until tomorrow when we try the dress on for the final time.
23:56So, um, we will see, but fingers crossed.
24:02Cool, let's take it out.
24:03Okay.
24:06Oh my God, did I tell you guys the craziest thing that happened to me?
24:09When I was studying yesterday, before I came here, all of a sudden my computer, like, fully crashed and went black.
24:17And my screen turned into a picture of my dad that I've never seen before.
24:22I don't have this picture, and I've never seen this picture before.
24:25Look.
24:27Oh my God.
24:29Wow.
24:31Well, the time says 2.13.
24:35See the big 2.13 by my dad?
24:37So I was like, this, what does it mean?
24:40So I looked up angel number 2.13, and it says the angel of guiding you towards your goals and encouraging you in your abilities.
24:52You want to know who I told?
24:53Put it in the family chat.
24:55You want to know what Courtney's response was?
24:58What do you think it was?
25:00Something great and positive?
25:01No.
25:02No.
25:07No, it was, I think it's dad probably saying that you shouldn't do the bar.
25:20You've got enough on your plate.
25:22You've got four kids.
25:24And I was like, huh.
25:25It's like, well, Courtney, I'm three months away.
25:27I'm taking it.
25:28I want to do this for myself.
25:29So as much as you discourage it, I'm doing it.
25:32Courtney, listen to me.
25:35I'm a workaholic.
25:37I'm everything you think I am.
25:38I'm a psycho, and I want to learn.
25:40And I'd rather be in law school than sitting home all day.
25:44I'd rather be at law school than doing anything that you could possibly think that I would rather be doing.
25:49I want to be in law school, okay?
25:51I love it.
25:51It's my passion.
25:53I die for it.
25:54How else can I say it to you?
25:56Do you want me to say it in Japanese?
25:58Do you want me to say it in Chinese?
26:01Do you want me to say it in German?
26:04Do you want me to say it in Spanish?
26:08That's how much I mean it.
26:10Like, what language do you speak for me to get you to understand that I live, breathe for law school?
26:16I love it.
26:18Do you get it?
26:21And I said, you know what, Court?
26:22I thought about it, and I did not come to this earth to rest in this incarnation.
26:28It's my life.
26:37Show me what you got.
26:40Show me what you got.
26:43Show me what you got.
26:45You look so cute.
26:47Hi.
26:47Hi.
26:48Go potty.
26:48Go potty.
26:49Go straight.
26:50We are finally launching Cloud Popcorn to the masses, and we are doing a surprise pop-up launch party at Barry's.
27:00Barry, who is not dead.
27:02Everybody, he is alive and thriving.
27:04Hi.
27:05Hi, guys.
27:06And we're going to go by the Grove afterwards.
27:09Hi.
27:09How are you?
27:10Nice to see you.
27:11Hi.
27:11Hi.
27:12How are you?
27:13Doing good.
27:13I love that.
27:13No hugging?
27:14Okay.
27:15No hugging.
27:16I always love having my kids around for really big moments as much as possible.
27:21Can I have a kiss?
27:23No, me.
27:23Not yourself.
27:24Tatum and True have been taste testers and along for a lot of the Cloud journey, so I want them here for this.
27:36Yeah, I see you coming now, but it's all right.
27:40Yeah, I don't think there's any problem.
27:42I don't think there's any problem.
27:44Let's give out popcorn to people, True.
27:46Do you want to pass out some popcorn?
27:48I think it's so much fun for my kids to be here.
27:51When I was a kid, I loved having responsibility.
27:53I still love having responsibility, and I try to make my kids have responsibilities, whether they be big or small.
27:58But then for them to showcase their responsibilities, it's like they feel so fulfilled.
28:04Can I juice these salt, please?
28:05Yeah.
28:06What do you want?
28:06You guys want the light flavors.
28:08Oh, my goodness.
28:10I feel like kettle corn.
28:10Yeah.
28:11Kettle corn.
28:12Oh, perfect.
28:13Amazing.
28:13You read my mind.
28:14Wow.
28:15She's a good employee.
28:16Yeah.
28:16Good job, True.
28:18I also think for my kids to see that I started something and completed something,
28:23and that I'm out there putting myself out there.
28:26I think it's good for my kids to work a little bit.
28:29We're not making them do child labor.
28:31They're allowed to do whatever they want.
28:32But I think work can be play as long as you get the business done.
28:36And when you can have fun, like, that's epic.
28:39I think my son ate that.
28:41So I'm going to get you a new one.
28:42You've got to have a snack.
28:43Yeah.
28:43You know, I can't work for free.
28:48Come on, True.
28:50Come on, True.
28:52It makes me proud to see my kids completing tasks.
28:56Hopefully, this will be a family-run business for decades upon decades.
29:03You're doing amazing, sweetie.
29:05Maybe not everything is perfect.
29:22The hat doesn't fit if we have hair extensions.
29:25I need hair extensions because my hair is short and I don't want short hair.
29:30Earlier today, I was feeling really calm and then there was this shift in my energy because
29:35it wasn't really fitting and I was just stressing out a little bit because I felt like if I took
29:42off this time and flew here to New York, I wanted it to be perfect.
29:45And I'm already stressing that I didn't give it enough time and energy.
29:49I just am like, I need to be studying.
29:52Why am I here?
29:53Why?
29:53Like, I just am really annoyed that I decided to come on this trip.
30:01I want to go home.
30:02This is just too much.
30:03It's the dress.
30:04They misunderstood.
30:07They cut it three inches too short and it's a piece of alligator so we can't get another
30:13piece.
30:14Now we have to add a piece.
30:16Another is going to be a seam which will look, if it looks horrible, I'm not going.
30:19I've never heard you once say, I might just not go.
30:25You've never said that.
30:31I'm just like, exhausted.
30:34I already feel so guilty that I'm here for this, that like, if it doesn't fit, I'll just
30:39honestly go home.
30:40I have no idea I'm going to wake up in the morning, the dress is either going to fit or
30:44it's not.
30:45So, like, it is what it is.
30:49Okay, so things are shaping up for the Met.
31:19I was like, about to cry last night.
31:22What happened with the dress?
31:23You were worried about the seam.
31:24We ended up cutting it up, the dress, in like two pieces.
31:28Literally at one o'clock in the morning.
31:30Yeah.
31:30I mean, we were still fitting it at three in the morning.
31:32We have had to cut this up because it just, the proportions weren't right.
31:38Cutting it close.
31:39Yeah.
31:41It was really crazy.
31:42We went to bed thinking, like, if it doesn't fit.
31:46Must have quit.
31:47We must quit.
31:50So, it fit.
31:51Last night, North came in my room.
31:54She gave me the cutest little balloon that says, good luck, and some flowers.
31:59Oh, my gosh.
32:03Where did you get me?
32:05In New York.
32:07You know what?
32:08This made my day.
32:09So, now you have to go now.
32:10You think so?
32:11Yeah.
32:12What's the worst that could happen?
32:13People hang on your outfit?
32:15Do they do that every year?
32:17They just actually go.
32:18That's what I'm doing.
32:18You're my motivating factor.
32:21North knows that I'm, like, really discouraged.
32:23She can feel that I'm so defeated.
32:26And just the fact that she wanted to cheer me up and encourage me to go is just so sweet.
32:32And I'm so moved that she doesn't want me to give up.
32:37And she doesn't want me to, like, quit.
32:38I don't want to let her down.
32:40I want to, like, represent for her.
32:42It's all good.
32:43But it's, like, crunch time.
32:45I'm about to switch.
32:46I don't quit.
32:47I'm about to have.
32:49Make a move.
32:50I don't leave.
32:51I'm about to have.
32:51Today, I'm shooting Chloe in Wonderland.
32:54And I'm really excited because Port's going to be on.
32:56So I don't know what the f*** today's going to be like.
32:58Hopefully, it's good enough to be happy.
33:00Look at her.
33:01Where do I get OTF?
33:02Look at her long hair.
33:04I'm so proud of Chloe with her new podcast.
33:08She's in black.
33:09I'm in pink.
33:10We sort of called it.
33:11So many experts and people that we see on social media.
33:15And to be able to access them and share them with a bigger audience.
33:19I think it's such a fun thing for her to be able to do.
33:22What a pretty set, Chloe.
33:24Oh, my gosh, darling.
33:26Do I sit here?
33:27Yeah.
33:28That is a very intense cup.
33:31Size or crystals?
33:32All of it.
33:35Every last detail.
33:36I knew you had something to say about something.
33:38So typically, when I do podcasts, I study and I research my guests.
33:44I'm like, what am I going to ask them?
33:46Did you do any research for today?
33:49No, I didn't.
33:51But I don't know what we're going to talk about.
33:54Did somebody else write all your questions?
33:56I have questions.
33:58Oh, we'll just figure it out when we're talking.
33:59Oh, I was just like, f*** the questions.
34:01We're just going to talk.
34:03So what do you want to talk about today?
34:05You can either throw them up in the air or you can go and see where it leads us.
34:10Welcome to Chloe in Wonderland.
34:13I've been waiting to come down to Wonderland.
34:16You are the first sister.
34:19Wow.
34:20Wow.
34:21I'm honored.
34:22I love that I'm the first sister on Chloe's podcast.
34:25I didn't know that.
34:27Are you guys back on a group chat together?
34:29I think I added her right back and just was like, deal with this.
34:32And then I think she kept removing herself and I kept adding her until she just was like,
34:36whatever.
34:37I'm sure she muted us, but that's not my problem.
34:41What are your issues with mom?
34:42Let's talk about that.
34:44No, I don't have issues.
34:45I feel like subliminally.
34:46Well, no, I don't have issues now.
34:49Now I feel like I can ask her questions.
34:52I think I had resentment about certain things even before I ever started therapy.
34:58Do you have tips for people that are blending families?
35:00Don't sweat the smell stuff, but also, I mean, have a sense of humor.
35:04If a teenager did something that's like what teenagers do, I'm not the role that has to
35:11make it a big deal.
35:12I think something that Bruce did so well with us, or I could speak for myself, is Bruce never
35:18tried to be dad.
35:20Okay.
35:20So that wasn't my experience.
35:22Okay.
35:23But maybe that's why it became your experience.
35:27So grateful for that for you.
35:30But really he, yeah, I think I tried to be dad for you.
35:34Well, not dad, but tried to be controlling and bossy and would tell me certain friends
35:41can't come over.
35:42I'd be like, I want to call my dad.
35:44And then he would like hang up the phone.
35:46We would have like yelling wars.
35:48Yeah, that is not my experience at all.
35:51That's crazy.
35:52See, you can live in the same house being raised by the same parents and have-
35:55Yeah, not even know.
35:56Not even know and have totally different experiences.
35:59Well, I'm sorry you went through that.
36:00It was fine.
36:01That's why I moved into dad's.
36:03I had no clue.
36:04I think that Court had such blind loyalty to my dad, which is wonderful.
36:11No matter who Bruce was or did, I don't think anything would have been good enough for Court
36:18at that time.
36:18She was the oldest going through that divorce.
36:21It's a lot emotionally on people where me, I think I was like five when I met Bruce.
36:27It's like everything's a fairy tale and it's innocence and everything was just great in
36:32my eyes.
36:33Oh, it's Kimberly.
36:37Hi, I'm doing my podcast with-
36:41Oh, you are?
36:42How's it going?
36:43I'm the first sister guest.
36:46How fun.
36:47Met Monday.
36:48You're so pretty.
36:50Well, I just wanted to say good luck today, guys, on doing your podcast.
36:55No, she didn't.
36:56No, you didn't.
36:57You didn't know she was doing it.
36:58Yes, I did.
36:59I have a camera crew.
37:00Who told me?
37:01Oh, production.
37:01That's so nice of them.
37:03Well, good luck at the Met Ball.
37:05Good luck at the Met.
37:06We can't wait to see how everyone looks.
37:09Yeah, we can't wait.
37:09What time are you going out?
37:10Imagine being us and just being able to sit up and think, watch everyone on the red carpet.
37:17I can't wait.
37:17Yeah, and imagine being us, being able to walk down the red carpet.
37:21How fun and exciting and all glammed up.
37:23Two different lives.
37:24Okay, I love you guys.
37:29Have fun.
37:29I love you.
37:31Bye.
37:31Bye.
37:32Bye, guys.
37:33Bye.
37:33She's always like, isn't it so lucky to be sitting here doing nothing, not even to glam.
37:40I'm like, no.
37:41Isn't it lucky that we are here?
37:43Everyone could have different likes.
37:45It's just more of like the judgment or the shame that her decision is the better decision.
37:51Watching it from home in her pajamas.
37:53We get it.
37:54You love pajamas.
37:54But I want to be here and it's so fun.
37:58What is your favorite memory of you and I as a duo?
38:02Or what's your least favorite?
38:05You and I would gang up on Kim for so long.
38:09And then it felt like the tables turned.
38:13So you didn't like both eras or you didn't like when Kim and I would gang up on you?
38:16No, I liked when we ganged up on Kim.
38:18That was fun.
38:20I don't think we're in a ganging up era.
38:22I think we're just in a like different places era.
38:25Kim's working and has the kids.
38:28Chloe has her kids and is working.
38:30And I have my kids and my husband.
38:34Is there anything that really bothers you about me?
38:36I'm here to listen.
38:38I mean, sometimes.
38:40Yes, let's go through the list.
38:42Go through the list.
38:44Sometimes you'll just like look at me with like just judging eyes.
38:51Oh, no.
38:52Judging away.
38:53Okay.
38:54It's not today's mood.
38:55It's a certain mood.
38:57Okay.
38:58I don't feel like maybe I do.
39:00I don't know.
39:01It's just kind of like, oh, yeah.
39:03Like, I don't know.
39:04It's just when I do it next.
39:06Will you call it out?
39:06I will.
39:07So I can be aware.
39:08I will.
39:09Because I have a very expressive face.
39:11And you would think I've had a lot of Botox and it still just really shines on through.
39:16So I don't do Botox.
39:19And it's sort of a joke, Courtney.
39:21Oh.
39:22Do you see the judging eyes now?
39:24Yeah.
39:24Okay.
39:24They're here.
39:25With no other facial expression.
39:28Just the judging eyes.
39:29Okay.
39:30Okay, Courtney.
39:31This was great.
39:32Good.
39:32It was great for me, too.
39:34I could talk to you all day.
39:35You know.
39:36It's like you're my sister or something.
39:37Yes.
39:39One, two, three.
39:41I'll do a little of the white wine to start.
39:48The team worked overnight and I feel like we've gotten there.
39:52I am so much happier today and I think that it's all working out.
39:57It looks so clean and nice.
39:59Like this?
39:59Yeah.
40:00It looks so nice.
40:01Yeah.
40:02Perfect.
40:03Yeah.
40:04What time is it?
40:055.48.
40:06I feel really chill, actually.
40:08I feel really chill.
40:10I have my wine.
40:11I'm switching to tequila in a little bit.
40:13Just to numb completely.
40:21Wow.
40:22So much better.
40:24Play by and big.
40:25It fits like a glove.
40:28It's perfect.
40:29I love the whole vibe.
40:30I think it's like so gangster and cool and like rocker badass.
40:36And I'm really happy with it.
40:38Everyone, don't kill me, but I feel like I could pee.
40:41No, Kim.
40:41Please don't.
40:42Are you sure?
40:43Do you not?
40:44Are you in the cup?
40:45No.
40:45Should we all say a prayer, glam team?
40:48Yeah.
40:48You want to lead the prayer or no?
40:49Sure.
40:50Okay.
40:51Dear Lord Jesus, thank you for taking us here today.
40:54Make sure my mom has the best outfit and in your name we pray, amen.
41:00Amen.
41:01I'll just say a thank you to everyone that was involved in this.
41:04It takes a lot of hard work and prep and that doesn't go unnoticed.
41:09You know, that all the hard work that we put in it, let's pray that everyone looks good
41:14and let's pray that we look great.
41:16What are you doing?
41:17What are you doing?
41:17I'm trying to explain to you about it.
41:17It's like, you know, like me now.
41:20When in the cloud light, go throw and lightning dance.
41:23You can get your whole crew out.
41:25Here we come ready, you're not, yeah, guess who's bad.
41:28Get your home, yeah, guess who's bad.
41:29Get your home, yeah, guess who's bad.
41:33Just keep an eye out for me.
41:41Yeah, we're popping out a little bit,
41:43but like it's nothing nobody's ever seen before.
41:54TikTok went nuts over the fact
41:56that my security stepped on my dress
41:58and then I turned around to see who it was
42:01or what was going on.
42:02They thought it was like a death stare.
42:05If anything ripped or broke,
42:06it would have been crazy.
42:08And then you would have seen me gone nuts.
42:10With that, just a stare, come on.
42:12It wasn't like a Kris Jenner stare or yell.
42:15So relax.
42:17Wow, that's shady.
42:24Your crack comes out just a little bit.
42:27I love you.
42:28Right here.
42:28I love you.
42:32I think this is the longest ride we've ever done.
42:39Oh, I'm going to faint.
42:41My sister's made it yet.
42:43No, I'm not going to.
42:44There's like an F1 car that's holding up the line.
42:47This is so stressful.
42:49Apparently there's an F1 race car movie promo
42:53that is stopping traffic.
42:55It held up the line like 45 minutes to an hour.
42:58So I time out my night based on when I'm going to have to pee.
43:03So it's like throwing me off and like giving me more pee anxiety
43:06because I can only hold it for so long.
43:09I am losing my f***ing mind.
43:12I'm losing some s***.
43:13Are we anywhere near it?
43:17What's happening?
43:18I mean, this is crazy.
43:20What time is it?
43:21So I am maybe the latest I've ever been to a Met Gala.
43:26Vogue is freaking out because they've been really, like,
43:28I'm going to lay in the line.
43:29They had to, like, shut streets down and stop everybody.
43:32There was crazy, crazy traffic.
43:35So I'm a little stressed.
43:36I don't like being late.
43:38I don't like the buildup that it causes,
43:40like, especially sitting in traffic on your way to an event
43:42that you're already a little nervous about.
43:45How far are you?
43:46Can we just take a mile?
43:47Okay, I'm probably closer than you.
43:49Try and find me in the line.
43:51Okay, bye.
43:52Do you see it?
43:55We got blocked.
43:59We're almost there.
44:13Northie, I love you.
44:15Thank you for being here with me.
44:16Another Met is what it's about.
44:18I don't think I could do it without you.
44:19I love you.
44:22Okay, we're here.
44:23All you got to do, get up those stairs.
44:26We've done it a million times.
44:27I know.
44:28All right, guys, thank you, everyone.
44:30Bye, love you.
44:32We made it.
44:34This is the fun part.
44:35It's a really fun night, and it is always so fun to go to big events like this
44:59and know that my sisters are also going to be in the room.
45:02It relieves a lot of the nerves.
45:09It's always so fun to come to the Met, and I really feel like it's like a big sister night
45:14out.
45:14You had to do it.
45:15You had to glue your feet into your shoes to hurt.
45:19Max told me to tape my feet into the shoe.
45:22I didn't think taping my feet into my shoes would be a big thing, but I guess it is.
45:29The heels were two sizes too big, and I didn't want to drip on the carpet.
45:32Now my feet are stuck in the shoes.
45:34Oh my God, it's so wild.
45:36It's wild.
45:36Ow!
45:41We did it!
45:46Pizza!
45:47Pizza and donuts.
45:50Our annual pizza.
45:50We killed it.
45:52Everyone's loving.
45:53It was worth the drums.
45:55You guys, what are we going to do?
45:56I want these necklaces.
45:57Hulu, Disney, will you buy them for me?
46:00How much?
46:01Yeah.
46:01$20 million.
46:04Guys, that necklace.
46:05Oh my God.
46:07It's a deal.
46:08It's really a deal.
46:09For having the number one show on Hulu.
46:11Come on, guys.
46:13Guys, the Daily Mail.
46:15We're on the list of the best dress.
46:17Yay!
46:18Yay!
46:18Kimberly, what guys are out here for us?
46:23I don't know.
46:24I thought we were going to meet someone tonight.
46:26Have you ever tried to set him up on a date?
46:30Have I tried to set him up on a date?
46:32You guys are always calling him.
46:33I probably just set up with every person she's ever going to be.
46:37I was going to say, yeah.
46:40Oh, don't get it started.
46:41She's Miss Cupid.
46:42So cute.
46:43Okay, so Lala is my bestie.
46:45Like, I know where all the berries are bodied.
46:49Did I say that wrong?
46:51Yes.
46:51I know where all of her bodies are buried.
46:54And she knows, like, everything, everything, everything.
47:00Like, yeah.
47:03I'm tired, but we're going to fly home at four in the morning.
47:07So that's three hours.
47:08You have, like, more stamina than anybody else.
47:12I'm not human.
47:14The robot.
47:14Okay, Mom, I love you.
47:15I'm getting ready for the next look.
47:17I kind of feel like going to the after parties tonight.
47:19We're just feeling it a little bit.
47:21And then first thing in the morning, we're going to go home.
47:23I'm going to drop North off, and then I'm going to swap my bags and go straight to Paris
47:28for the robbery trial.
47:31Good times.
47:33We did it.
47:34Killed it.
47:34Bye.
47:35Love you.
47:36Bye, everyone.
47:37I love you.
47:38Thank you so much for making the Met dream come true.
47:42Seriously.
47:43Love you guys.
47:44Next on The Kardashians.
47:51We just landed in Paris.
47:53Look at those guns.
47:54Look at the behind the shield.
47:56We are here for the trial.
47:58It'll be over soon.
48:00These guys are so aggressive.
48:01The paparazzi are surrounding us.
48:04Oh, my God.
48:05This just doesn't feel safe.
48:07I just want to go in and like all diamonds.
48:09I think you should.
48:10I don't like when people tell me what to do.
48:14Wait.
48:14Do you think we really should walk in there with all the diamonds on?
48:17Should we rethink this?
48:19Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim.
48:20I want to taunt the out of these losers.
48:25Kim is three feet from the perpetrators.
48:28What a scary thing.
48:30Really?
48:31Yeah.
48:31And like tears were coming down.
48:33That was six hours of torture.
48:37Is it out?
48:38Yeah.
48:39The verdict is in.
48:40Oh, my gosh.
48:41Oh, my gosh.
48:43Show me what you got.
48:49Show me what you got.
48:55Show me what you got.
48:57Take me to paradise.
49:00Dip it to the ocean of ice.
49:03Sometimes you shade my eyes.
49:06Oh, now don't stop.
49:07Show me what you got.
49:09There's a moment when the Marilyn dress gets brought up and Chris Appleton's like, oh, God, please don't bring that out.
49:31Oh, my God.
49:32I will bring this up to the end of time.
49:34I don't know why, but everyone told me don't do Marilyn hair.
49:37You're going to look like a wax figure of Marilyn.
49:40We just thought we wanted to be blonde.
49:42I should have been like dark Jackie O vibes hair.
49:45I've actually photoshopped it 500 different ways after the fact, like last year, to see.
49:51Do you want to see?
49:52Because I have tortured Chris Appleton on this decision.
49:55Should it have been a Marilyn vibe hair in blonde?
49:59Should it have been more of a Jackie O dark?
50:03Either one of these would have worked.
50:04I think it should have been.
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