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00:00:00In the ever-changing history of mankind, every so often, great women make all the difference.
00:00:19This is one such cautionary tale.
00:00:30It's so lovely here.
00:00:39It's like a paradise.
00:00:42I love these trees.
00:00:45Well, it hasn't changed much since last time you were here.
00:00:48Have you never been here before?
00:00:55Well, yes, this is my treehouse.
00:00:57Away from the maddening crowd.
00:00:59This place, it keeps me sane.
00:01:07The air is so fresh.
00:01:11You're so good.
00:01:14You feel good, too.
00:01:17Stop it, Michael.
00:01:19I told you not to wear underwear.
00:01:22You behave like him.
00:01:24Your president.
00:01:25You know he's my idol.
00:01:30So I grabbed your crotch.
00:01:32It's normal.
00:01:33Every man does that.
00:01:36This new show, it's gonna be so hot.
00:01:40And I think you, Maria, just might be the star.
00:01:44I want you to clear your schedule.
00:01:45Let's go inside.
00:01:57You know, I thought John and Susan would have been here by now.
00:02:00You haven't met them yet, but they're part of my team.
00:02:02They argue all the time, talk all kinds of shit.
00:02:06It's a love-hate relationship.
00:02:07Looking forward to meet them.
00:02:09They sound interesting.
00:02:12Baby, you look so hot in that miniskirt.
00:02:16I'm so excited about you putting on a fashion show for me.
00:02:20A lot of girls in contention for this, but I think you could be the one.
00:02:25Just keep working on that Russian accent.
00:02:28And keep going to acting class.
00:02:30Michael, are you serious?
00:02:34It'll work out.
00:02:37Say, you ever play a pool before?
00:02:39I don't know even how to hold it.
00:02:45I'll teach you how to hold it.
00:02:47First of all, you gotta hold it smooth and light, okay?
00:02:52All right, now bend over.
00:02:54More, more, and you stroke it just so.
00:02:59When you do it, smooth.
00:03:01In and out.
00:03:03In and out.
00:03:04All right, go ahead.
00:03:06The fun has arrived!
00:03:09Maria, I'd like you to meet Susan.
00:03:13She's my executive producer.
00:03:15My fixer.
00:03:16Without her, I'm lost.
00:03:17Okay, that's awkward.
00:03:19And this is John.
00:03:20He's my computer wizard.
00:03:21Does all my social media for me.
00:03:23He's a bit eccentric, but he's the best.
00:03:25Pleasure to meet you.
00:03:27I'm Maria Putin.
00:03:29No wonder that Michael likes you.
00:03:31He loves everything about Donald Trump.
00:03:33And you look just like Melania.
00:03:37Seriously.
00:03:37Gosh, she's so beautiful.
00:03:40I hear Michael might put you in his next project.
00:03:43Showgirl Wars.
00:03:44It's gonna be an epic show.
00:03:45Perfect.
00:03:47I hope so.
00:03:49Let's go out on the deck and I can take some pictures of you and Maria.
00:03:52And then I can take some pictures of her alone.
00:03:54She looks so good in that dress.
00:03:56And make me look good.
00:04:03Ah, not the hair.
00:04:06Okay, Michael, get out of there.
00:04:08I got it.
00:04:08Yeah, baby.
00:04:09Show some sass.
00:04:10What do we got, Susan?
00:04:11Pretend we're playing doctor.
00:04:12See, you don't need to talk about some of the logistic problems with the show.
00:04:16I thought we had that all figured out.
00:04:17All right, come on, guys.
00:04:18We're on holiday.
00:04:19We're up here at my beautiful retreat.
00:04:21Let's have some fun.
00:04:22Let's play some eight ball.
00:04:23Come on.
00:04:26Nice shot.
00:04:28You don't even have cojones in a game.
00:04:32Well, it's been fun.
00:04:34You guys go ahead and keep playing pool.
00:04:36Maria and I are gonna go upstairs.
00:04:38She's gonna do some modeling for me.
00:04:40All right.
00:04:41But just remember, you need to be fed for tomorrow.
00:04:44We're going on a rover to Vegas.
00:04:45Don't worry.
00:04:47I'm a fantastic driver.
00:04:49Let's go.
00:04:50Good luck up there.
00:05:02A bare back.
00:05:04A little side build.
00:05:07Nice.
00:05:07And I can't sleep tonight
00:05:11Turn around
00:05:12I don't want to fight
00:05:16Should be spent
00:05:17Oh, yes.
00:05:19Very nice.
00:05:22Oh, that's hot, baby.
00:05:27Ring-a-ding-ding, baby doll.
00:05:32Oh, yeah.
00:05:34Keep moving.
00:05:35Mm-hmm.
00:05:36Come here.
00:05:42How is it?
00:05:43Babe, you're gonna be perfect for this show.
00:05:47What about that sexy lingerie I bought you?
00:05:50Why don't you go put that on?
00:05:52Have some fun.
00:05:52Michael, why it's always about sex with you?
00:05:57Do I have to make love today to you?
00:05:59To be on your show?
00:06:01Well, it wouldn't hurt, unless we skip the bear grease.
00:06:08Okay.
00:06:10I'm sorry.
00:06:12Just wait.
00:06:12Wait, don't go.
00:06:13Just wait one minute.
00:06:14I have something that's gonna make you very happy.
00:06:18Just close your eyes.
00:06:18Close them.
00:06:20Keep them closed.
00:06:24All right, don't move.
00:06:27Keep them closed.
00:06:28Now give me your left hand.
00:06:31I want to take you off the market.
00:06:37Oh, Michael!
00:06:39Let's go.
00:07:09Yeah, yeah, no, no, make sure that the title of the show is in big, bold letters.
00:07:36Cosmic Adventures, coming soon, and you will be too.
00:07:41Uh-huh.
00:07:42No, no, no, no.
00:07:44I don't want any jailbait this time, okay?
00:07:47Just barely legal.
00:07:49And no Botox bimbos this time, okay?
00:07:56What's wrong?
00:08:02What's going on out here?
00:08:04Wait.
00:08:06Goddammit, fucking piece of shit.
00:08:09Not fucking working.
00:08:11Get me out of here.
00:08:13What the hell happened to my baby?
00:08:16Out here, in the middle of nowhere.
00:08:18What do you mean, in the middle of nowhere?
00:08:20This is Area 51.
00:08:21Shut up, Frodo.
00:08:22Nobody cares.
00:08:23Now I gotta fix this thing.
00:08:24I don't even know what's wrong with it.
00:08:26Calm down, Michael.
00:08:27We get out of here.
00:08:29How about mix your cocktail with a little Valium Prozac?
00:08:34Just relax, will ya?
00:08:35I don't mean to be impolite, Sue, but since Michael brought it up, are those real?
00:08:39No, dipshit.
00:08:40Kmart.
00:08:41Blue light special.
00:08:42Hey, um, have you ever gotten late?
00:08:45Without paying for it?
00:08:47Come on, guys.
00:08:48Be nice.
00:08:49Sue, is there anything about you that's not plastic besides your credit cards?
00:08:52Can you guys shut the fuck up?
00:08:55Okay, I'm trying to fix this fucking thing.
00:08:57And all you guys are talking about plastic, plastic, plastic.
00:09:00You guys are all plastic to me at this point.
00:09:02Shut up!
00:09:03Shut up!
00:09:05Honey, why did we have to leave Reno?
00:09:08We were having such a nice vacation.
00:09:11We could have flown.
00:09:14And what?
00:09:15Leave my $100,000 baby in a parking lot alone for three days?
00:09:19I don't think so!
00:09:21I love you.
00:09:24I love you too.
00:09:33I'm sorry, Sugar Walls.
00:09:35Listen.
00:09:36Once we get to Vegas, this is going to be the biggest, grandest show ever.
00:09:40Bigger than even Wifebeaters.
00:09:42Starring our newest starlet.
00:09:44You.
00:09:47Oh, it sounds fantastic.
00:09:50I just turned down a photo shoot in the Bahamas to start your crazy show.
00:09:57Well, you've made the right call, honey.
00:10:01Can I help you?
00:10:02Don't be ridiculous.
00:10:04He seems a little wound up.
00:10:09All he needs is some good scalp.
00:10:14Some what?
00:10:16Oral sex, Sugar.
00:10:18Why do you think a steering wheel is tilted?
00:10:21That's it.
00:10:22What do you mean?
00:10:23More headroom, honey.
00:10:24More headroom.
00:10:25Right off your glasses, you idiot.
00:10:26Oh.
00:10:27There.
00:10:28That's how I got this.
00:10:29Dumb as a sack of rocks.
00:10:39All right.
00:10:40I think I got it.
00:10:41Let's get out of here.
00:10:42Where's John?
00:10:43Where's John?
00:10:44Where'd that idiot go?
00:10:45Here's Johnny.
00:10:46You imbecile.
00:10:47We thought you were dead.
00:10:48Get in the car.
00:10:49Let's get out of here.
00:10:50Let's get out of here.
00:10:51We're so close.
00:10:52Let's go.
00:10:53Come on.
00:10:54Come on.
00:10:55Come on.
00:10:56Here's Johnny.
00:10:57You imbecile.
00:10:58We thought you were dead.
00:10:59Get in the car.
00:11:00Let's get out of here.
00:11:03Here's Johnny.
00:11:04You imbecile.
00:11:05We thought you were dead.
00:11:06Get in the car.
00:11:07Let's get out of here.
00:11:09It doesn't work, not even the horn works, hurry up, quit playing with your ring, you're
00:11:31gonna lose it.
00:11:32It doesn't matter, put it away, you're making me nervous, okay, phone doesn't work either,
00:11:41somebody tell me this is a bad dream, there's gotta be somebody out here that can help us,
00:11:46where are we?
00:11:47Susan, where are we?
00:11:49Well, according to Google Maps, hey, nothing works, Google's gone, oh my god, it's the end
00:12:01of the world!
00:12:02It's not the end of the world, Maria, find service, there's gotta be service, hello, I got nothing,
00:12:19no shit.
00:12:20Hello!
00:12:21Anybody!
00:12:22Well, looks like we're stuck out here.
00:12:26Oh my god!
00:12:27What's happening?
00:12:28How the hell did I know?
00:12:29I told you, you're gonna be like, oh my god!
00:12:33Hi!
00:12:34Hi!
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00:12:54How the hell should I know?
00:12:55I told you, man.
00:12:57There's someone near Area 51.
00:12:59Weird stuff goes on out here all the time.
00:13:01Is there anybody civilized out here
00:13:03that can help us get the shit out of here?
00:13:06I don't know.
00:13:07They might arrest us for trespassing.
00:13:09There's a secret government air force base
00:13:11where they carry on all those UFO experiments.
00:13:13Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
00:13:16I know all about the place.
00:13:17I mean, they've got sensory equipment so advanced
00:13:19they can smell a person coming near the boundaries
00:13:21and tell whether they're gay or straight.
00:13:22So how come these idiots haven't found you yet?
00:13:25If they come over and start talking to us,
00:13:27just keep our hands up like we surrender.
00:13:30Maybe we'll get lucky.
00:13:31We won't run into any of those camel dudes.
00:13:32What is camel dudes?
00:13:35They're not camels.
00:13:37They're special security forces
00:13:38equipped with high-tech surveillance gear
00:13:40to stop intruders.
00:13:41Well, I could use
00:13:44one of those stiff camel dudes right now.
00:13:47Wait a minute, guys.
00:13:48What's that?
00:13:51Come on, guys.
00:13:51Let's check it out.
00:14:00Ah, cool.
00:14:01Don't nobody touch it.
00:14:04Why not?
00:14:06It's a Foo Fighter.
00:14:07Loves their music.
00:14:09First seen by pilots in World War II.
00:14:11Essentially, it's a multidirectional
00:14:13anti-gravity proton ball.
00:14:14Hello, Area 51.
00:14:16My name is John Dawson.
00:14:18I'm so excited to be here.
00:14:20I've always wanted to meet you.
00:14:22Hello?
00:14:23Can you hear me?
00:14:24We're lost.
00:14:26These are my friends.
00:14:27Susan Tolby,
00:14:28Maria Putin,
00:14:29and Michael Bray.
00:14:30He's a big-time reality show producer.
00:14:32What are you doing, man?
00:14:33Are you trying to get me killed,
00:14:34you asshole?
00:14:35I thought maybe your connections
00:14:36would help.
00:14:38Let's get out of here.
00:14:39Come on, let's go.
00:14:41Let's go.
00:14:56Did I ever tell you about the time
00:14:57I tossed my cookies on a roller coaster?
00:14:59It was intense.
00:15:02Did I ever tell you about the time
00:15:03I got pantsed in middle school?
00:15:04I farted in the guy's face.
00:15:06Shut up!
00:15:07Follow me.
00:15:23Will you guys wait a minute?
00:15:28I'm exhausted.
00:15:31Where are we?
00:15:36Malibu?
00:15:37What happened to Nobu,
00:15:39to all those celebrities?
00:15:41California finally fell off.
00:15:45Who gives a horny shit
00:15:47about Malibu, Nobu,
00:15:49all these celebrities?
00:15:51I'm the only celebrity that matters.
00:15:53Okay, let's keep moving.
00:15:54There's got to be somebody out here
00:15:55that can help us.
00:15:57Come on, let's keep moving.
00:15:59I'm tired, Michael.
00:16:00Do you have any idea
00:16:02how much these weigh?
00:16:04My back's killing me.
00:16:06Here, I'll help you carry them.
00:16:08I'm great at carrying things.
00:16:10In your dreams.
00:16:16Malibu?
00:16:17If they would have raked up those leaves
00:16:18like they were supposed to,
00:16:19they would have never had those fires.
00:16:21Maybe they'd still be here.
00:16:23I guess they didn't listen.
00:16:24Oh.
00:16:33A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
00:16:39Look!
00:16:40Sarah!
00:16:41Mom!
00:16:44Cockroaches!
00:16:46Ugly little bastards, aren't they?
00:16:48They've been around forever.
00:16:49They're gonna outlive humans for sure.
00:16:51An unusually large fecal deposit.
00:16:54Stop it.
00:16:55Shit!
00:16:57It's just been freshly shed, too.
00:17:01Well, I don't want to meet that beast not to shed it.
00:17:04Michael, get me out of here!
00:17:06Does anyone notice anything unusual about this dung heap?
00:17:09Why don't you fill us in, Einstein?
00:17:11You're the shit expert.
00:17:13There's no flies.
00:17:14I mean, look around.
00:17:15There's no birds or animals or anything.
00:17:18No insects except cockroaches.
00:17:20Good.
00:17:21Then we have nothing to worry about, do we?
00:17:23Oh!
00:17:24God!
00:17:25What was that?
00:17:26It's killing me!
00:17:27It looks like a bat.
00:17:29Bats only fly at night.
00:17:30I don't care if they fly day or night.
00:17:32This thing just left something in my skull.
00:17:34It's killing me.
00:17:35Maria!
00:17:36Get this thing out of me!
00:17:46What are you staring at?
00:17:48Sweetheart, there is no blood.
00:17:51It's weird.
00:17:53This whole place is weird, you stupid immigrant.
00:17:56I should have thrown you back over the wall.
00:17:58You are horrible.
00:17:59Why are you calling me an immigrant?
00:18:02You are an immigrant.
00:18:04We are all immigrants in America.
00:18:07I don't know why I love you.
00:18:11Stupid.
00:18:13Michael, don't you know how to be nice?
00:18:17You're such a bully.
00:18:18That's why I make the big bucks, okay?
00:18:20Get over it.
00:18:25I'm sorry, Sugar Walls.
00:18:27Don't call me that.
00:18:29I'm not one of your porn stars.
00:18:33Just leave me alone.
00:18:35Hey you!
00:18:36Did you see that?
00:18:37Yeah.
00:18:38Maybe it's one of those camo dudes.
00:18:40I want to take a closer look at that stud.
00:18:41Maybe he can help us.
00:18:42Don't you mean maybe he can help you?
00:18:43Hey you!
00:18:44Wait up!
00:18:45Hey!
00:18:46Hey you!
00:18:47Hey you!
00:18:52Did you see that?
00:18:54Yeah.
00:18:55Maybe it's one of those camo dudes.
00:18:58I want to take a closer look at that stud.
00:19:01Maybe he can help us.
00:19:03Don't you mean maybe he can help you?
00:19:06Hey you!
00:19:07Wait up!
00:19:08Hey!
00:19:09Wait up!
00:19:10Hold on, Honey!
00:19:13Why are you running?
00:19:15Hey, come back here, you fucking nut!
00:19:17Wait, son.
00:19:22Where are you going?
00:19:24I just want to talk to you.
00:19:26Come on.
00:19:28Michael, wait!
00:19:32We can do more than just talk if you want.
00:19:34You don't need to play so hard to get.
00:19:37Where are you going?
00:19:38Susan, stop being an idiot!
00:19:40It's not the Beverly Hills!
00:19:42These shoes are killing me!
00:19:45I won't bite, unless you're into that.
00:19:47Wait up, you kinky stud!
00:20:06Hey, we're lost.
00:20:08Can you help us?
00:20:13Okay.
00:20:14You're more like a weirdo.
00:20:16Oh, gosh.
00:20:24Hey!
00:20:25You found a friend!
00:20:27It's okay.
00:20:28You can drop your weapons.
00:20:30The war is over.
00:20:32It's not good to carry a grudge just because I didn't date you in high school.
00:20:37Hey, um...
00:20:39Hey, boys.
00:20:40Look at this.
00:20:41They're nice, huh?
00:20:43Ten grand each.
00:20:44Look what happened when I put them together.
00:20:47Silicon Valley.
00:20:48Get it?
00:20:50Look at this.
00:20:51Nice booty, huh?
00:20:53What about these lips?
00:20:55It's collagen heaven.
00:20:57They say I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
00:21:00Come on, guys.
00:21:01What'd you say?
00:21:02Would you eat that?
00:21:03I don't think I'd eat that.
00:21:05Let's go.
00:21:06Let's go.
00:21:22I guess you're not into plastic.
00:21:23It's probably bad for the digestive system.
00:21:26Idiot.
00:21:27You could've been killed.
00:21:28Yeah.
00:21:29They look at me like a Belgian waffle.
00:21:30Yeah, they could've wolfed you down like a sumo wrestler and an all-you-can-eat buffet
00:21:34in Las Vegas.
00:21:36Damn.
00:21:37I should've recorded it on my cell.
00:21:39Used it for a new TV show.
00:21:41Ugh.
00:21:43Alright, let's go.
00:21:45Another great day in pre-production.
00:21:48What a story to share with a gang.
00:21:50Are we almost there?
00:21:51How the hell should I know?
00:21:52Could everyone just shut up for the next 20 miles?
00:21:55Oh, my God!
00:21:56I will get wrinkles on my face.
00:21:58I need a moisturizer.
00:21:59The only day the Earth should stand.
00:22:01I hate these red rocks.
00:22:02Just shush it.
00:22:04Shut up!
00:22:05Whoa!
00:22:06Whoa!
00:22:07Whoa!
00:22:08Whoa!
00:22:09Whoa!
00:22:10Whoa!
00:22:11Whoa!
00:22:12Whoa!
00:22:13Whoa!
00:22:14Whoa!
00:22:16Whoa!
00:22:17Whoa!
00:22:18Whoa!
00:22:19Whoa!
00:22:20Whoa!
00:22:21Whoa!
00:22:22Whoa!
00:22:23Whoa!
00:22:24Whoa!
00:22:25Whoa!
00:22:26Whoa!
00:22:27Okay.
00:22:28Well, that's some sort of a fashion statement.
00:22:31Ladies.
00:22:32Ladies.
00:22:33Ladies.
00:22:34I don't wanna hurt you, okay?
00:22:35I don't wanna hurt you.
00:22:37If you guys are gonna do a lay-out for Hustler,
00:22:39I'd like to watch.
00:22:46Hey.
00:22:47We're lost.
00:22:48Okay?
00:22:49Can you tell us where we are?
00:22:57Somehow this doesn't fulfill my fantasy of being surrounded by beautiful women.
00:23:02If Ivanka shows up, I'll be happy.
00:23:08Okay, okay. Close enough.
00:23:09What, you wanna fight my fair lady?
00:23:12Michael.
00:23:13Do something.
00:23:15She's looking at me like I'm a dumpling.
00:23:17Hey, hey.
00:23:18Back off.
00:23:19Okay.
00:23:20Hey, I know she's hot, right?
00:23:21I know.
00:23:22She's mine.
00:23:23Okay, we're like, uh, like engaged or something.
00:23:25Something?
00:23:27Ria, not now.
00:23:31Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:23:32It's not a clip-on.
00:23:34Yo, what are you doing with that toy?
00:23:35Where'd you get that thing?
00:23:36I got it from Comic-Con.
00:23:38When you didn't bleed when the bat hit you, I thought maybe I had special powers.
00:23:41You are an idiot!
00:23:43This is disgusting.
00:23:45Whoa, look at that.
00:23:47Go get her, Michael!
00:23:48That's it!
00:23:49Oh, Michael!
00:23:52Are you next?
00:23:57Okay, I've seen enough.
00:23:59Take me to your leader.
00:24:01Follow me.
00:24:03Well, that was easy.
00:24:04Where are we?
00:24:17I mean, what is this?
00:24:19Thunderdome or something?
00:24:21All we're missing is Tina Turner.
00:24:23I think it's more like Planet of the Apes.
00:24:25Hey.
00:24:26Psst.
00:24:27Psst.
00:24:28Hey.
00:24:29Do you know who I am?
00:24:31I'm Michael Bray.
00:24:32The hottest producer in Hollywood.
00:24:34Get me out of here, goddammit!
00:24:35I said get me out of here!
00:24:38I feel like an extra in Star Trek without the catering truck.
00:24:51Welcome, my newly transported friends.
00:24:55Okay.
00:24:56Can you get us out of here?
00:25:01What is this?
00:25:02A segment of Survivors or something?
00:25:04Welcome.
00:25:05And listen carefully, for I will only say this once.
00:25:10My name is Zane.
00:25:13The here and now is 2121 A.D.
00:25:19Your parents, grandparents, and children are long dust.
00:25:24Sorry about that.
00:25:26And if anyone here still thinks that this is a reality show,
00:25:30then push someone out of your mercy cage and find out.
00:25:34Man, these women are serious.
00:25:36This is not a reality show.
00:25:38How are we gonna get out of here?
00:25:40Okay.
00:25:41Okay.
00:25:42Don't worry.
00:25:43We'll get out of here.
00:25:44They're only women.
00:25:46Hmm.
00:25:47Nobody?
00:25:48Good.
00:25:49From now on, you will all be known as SBCs.
00:25:55Selective Reading Combatant.
00:25:58No names.
00:25:59Just numbers.
00:26:00Once your number is called, you will fight each other
00:26:03until there is a winner and there is a loser.
00:26:06The winner goes on to experience the mercy privilege
00:26:10of producing offspring so that we can weed out the weak
00:26:13and ensure the survival of our female population.
00:26:18Are we some kind of contestants at a breed and feed farm?
00:26:21Yeah, right.
00:26:22More like sausages in a Jimmy Dean slaughterhouse.
00:26:24What happens to the loser?
00:26:26An intelligent question.
00:26:28We waste nothing here.
00:26:30If you lose, you will be sent to the castration dungeon.
00:26:36What?
00:26:37Your testicles will be removed.
00:26:39If you cooperate, we might let you live.
00:26:43And become a domesticated male sworn to lifelong servitude to women.
00:26:50Yeah, fuck that.
00:26:52Otherwise, your throat will be slit, blood drained, and used for soup.
00:27:01Your body will be stripped of all warts and hair, then hung on meat hooks and smoked to preserve it.
00:27:11I tell you this to encourage you to fight and win and earn the privilege of nursing.
00:27:18And the winning and losing numbers for today are nursing units number 4 and 12.
00:27:28Step out of your nursing cage and may the best SBC win!
00:27:33Fuck, man, that's my number!
00:27:35Hey, Payne, come here.
00:27:37Zane!
00:27:39Zane, I've got a brand new Land Rover, okay?
00:27:44A state-of-the-art vehicle with your name on it.
00:27:46Hey, hey, hey, if you want it, it's yours!
00:27:48I have no use for that piece of junk.
00:27:51It's a junk?
00:27:52Welcome to 2121 A.D.
00:27:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:27:56How about women?
00:27:57I know you love women.
00:27:59I've got the hottest girlfriend.
00:28:02She's all yours if you just get us out of this rat trap.
00:28:05You mean the Divine Brunette?
00:28:07What's her name?
00:28:08Maria.
00:28:09Maria.
00:28:10She's okay, right?
00:28:11You guys are gonna cannibalize her, are you?
00:28:13Oh, yeah.
00:28:14She'll be eaten.
00:28:15Repeatedly.
00:28:16Hey, listen to me.
00:28:18You do whatever you want with her.
00:28:19She's all yours.
00:28:21Dude, as you say in your archaic vernacular, she is already ours.
00:28:25Now, if you have something better to offer, then please, I am willing to give it my full consideration.
00:28:32Fuck that.
00:28:34You trade Maria for your freedom?
00:28:37Relax, man.
00:28:38It's just a sucker play.
00:28:39We just need a new bargaining chip to get us out of here.
00:28:43The world war?
00:28:44The world war?
00:28:45Over genitals?
00:28:46It's crazy.
00:28:47I have been transported to Mars?
00:28:48Hey, anybody's here?
00:28:49My name's Ariana.
00:28:50Welcome.
00:28:51Tell me, what happened to John and Michael?
00:28:53What have you done with them?
00:28:54And where is Susan?
00:28:55Susan is being taken care of by some of our female villagers.
00:28:56Unfortunately, Michael and John are men.
00:28:57And kept in cages.
00:28:58Cages?
00:28:59Cages?
00:29:00But why?
00:29:01You will find out.
00:29:02You will find out.
00:29:04You and your friends have taken in.
00:29:07Tell me, what happened to John and Michael?
00:29:11What have you done with them?
00:29:14And where is Susan?
00:29:16Susan is being taken care of by some of our female villagers.
00:29:20Unfortunately, Michael and John are men and kept in cages.
00:29:25Cages? But why?
00:29:28You will find out.
00:29:30You and your friends have taken an Akashic voyage.
00:29:33The efforts of the nations to end climate change fell short.
00:29:37A major shift away from fossil fuels, greenhouse gases,
00:29:41and ramping up renewable energy never happened.
00:29:46Because man was too ignorant.
00:29:48And climate change wiped out the other half.
00:29:51Radiation got into the water system, spread throughout the world,
00:29:54causing women to become more dominant and men less aggressive.
00:29:58It sounds good for me.
00:30:00Yes, it was a good thing.
00:30:02But no one wanted to listen about greenhouse gas emissions,
00:30:05especially the United States,
00:30:08who had the power to do something.
00:30:11They were so busy making movies about fighting for the galaxies,
00:30:14but never about saving the planet.
00:30:17I recognize that face.
00:30:24Yes, Joseph Stalin.
00:30:27A Russian dictator who was no different than Hitler.
00:30:31Both mass murderers who censored the press to control their populations.
00:30:37And I'm sure you recognize that face.
00:30:40Former President of the United States of America, Donald Trump.
00:30:46An ignorant megalomaniac.
00:30:49My boyfriend voted for him.
00:30:51Well, he tweeted us into World War 3,
00:30:54which wasn't surprising considering his macho ego.
00:30:57In a dispute with Putin, the secretive President of Russia,
00:31:01over who had the biggest penis.
00:31:04Yes, these characters and their aggression represent a long line of men
00:31:10who ultimately destroyed the planet.
00:31:14That is why we have taken over.
00:31:16To ensure history doesn't repeat itself.
00:31:20Can I just go home?
00:31:21But you have no home.
00:31:23You are that no one left behind generation.
00:31:27Yes, Eve bit the apple and Adam pressed the button.
00:31:31The year is 2121 A.D.
00:31:35When women rule the world.
00:31:38Now that I have brought you up to the present,
00:31:40don't you think it's time we finally meet?
00:31:51Wow.
00:31:52You're so beautiful.
00:31:57So are you.
00:32:10As you can see,
00:32:12we've created a safe environment for women.
00:32:15Where females can flourish to their fullest potential.
00:32:19Very interesting.
00:32:23But what about the man?
00:32:26Men caused unprecedented chaos around the world.
00:32:30We've exiled men.
00:32:32There are pockets of females like us all over the land.
00:32:37And we're going to be having a summit very soon.
00:32:41These women work very hard to earn the privilege of mercy.
00:32:50What is mercy?
00:32:52Mercy is the conception of new life.
00:32:54Your friend Michael will be competing for the privilege.
00:32:59You mean Michael is going to be screwing one of your women?
00:33:04Michael is going to make love to another woman?
00:33:07Yes.
00:33:08If he's lucky.
00:33:10I'm curious about something that happened in the desert.
00:33:14Michael got bitten by a bat.
00:33:16But there wasn't any blood.
00:33:18There wasn't any blood.
00:33:21Because the bats are radioactive.
00:33:24It was sent by Edon.
00:33:26Keeper of the bats.
00:33:28Our mortal enemy.
00:33:29Well, um.
00:33:30If there isn't any man here.
00:33:31I mean.
00:33:32How do you guys have sex?
00:33:33Any way that we like.
00:33:34Oh.
00:33:35Okay.
00:33:36Are you okay?
00:33:54I'm so glad to see you.
00:33:55Are you okay?
00:34:01I'm so glad to see you.
00:34:04And what happened to Michael?
00:34:07Where is he?
00:34:08Michael's gonna fight for the right to Merce.
00:34:10It's a crazy word for making babies.
00:34:12Yes, I know.
00:34:14But what happens if he loses?
00:34:16You don't want to know.
00:34:17Men are like disposable diapers here.
00:34:20John, you're not going to believe.
00:34:22But they told us we went through some time portal into the future.
00:34:29Yeah, I know.
00:34:29And it's 21, 21 AD.
00:34:32That would mean you're 130 years old.
00:34:35Oh, wow.
00:34:38Yeah.
00:34:41If it's true...
00:34:44Oh.
00:34:47I am aging beautifully.
00:34:52Right?
00:34:54Oh.
00:34:56Huh?
00:35:07We have to...
00:35:08You don't have to do that.
00:35:09I'm not a fighter.
00:35:10I'm a lover.
00:35:10I can't...
00:35:11I'm not a fighter.
00:35:11I'm a...
00:35:11Oh.
00:35:18Michael.
00:35:19Where have you been?
00:35:21Enough of that.
00:35:30The winner will be honored with the privilege of mercy,
00:35:35which is sacred and must be earned.
00:35:39Let the competition begin!
00:35:41All right.
00:35:43Come on, get him or it hurts.
00:35:44Come on.
00:35:45Come on.
00:35:46Go get him.
00:35:48No.
00:35:50No, come on.
00:35:51I can give you anything you want.
00:35:52Go!
00:35:53Okay.
00:35:54Okay.
00:35:55Okay.
00:35:58Okay.
00:35:59Come on.
00:36:00Go get him.
00:36:03Look!
00:36:04To your foe!
00:36:05Hmm?
00:36:05No!
00:36:06No!
00:36:06No!
00:36:06No!
00:36:06No!
00:36:06No!
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00:36:16No!
00:36:16No!
00:36:17No!
00:36:17No!
00:36:18No!
00:36:19No!
00:36:20Hey, and you are mine.
00:36:30Let's go.
00:36:36Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:36:39I'm the winner here.
00:36:40I'm not the loser, okay?
00:36:41I don't do well with this kind of situation.
00:36:44I thought I was supposed to be rewarded.
00:36:47You're not going anywhere.
00:36:50Okay.
00:36:51Okay.
00:36:59Hi.
00:37:01You will teach me love?
00:37:06Sure.
00:37:07I don't know if you're ready for all this.
00:37:20This government is open for business.
00:37:21This is our nursery.
00:37:33Is it a pregnant man?
00:37:34Yes.
00:37:35If a man meets our stringent requirements, we insert a uterus into him.
00:37:46Must be painful.
00:37:47It is a very delicate procedure.
00:37:48Most men consider it a great honor.
00:37:49It is a great honor.
00:37:50It is a great honor.
00:37:51It is a great honor.
00:37:52It is a great honor.
00:37:53Long lady.
00:37:54Long lady.
00:37:55Long lady.
00:37:56Long lady.
00:37:57Long lady.
00:37:58Long lady.
00:37:59Long lady.
00:38:00Long lady.
00:38:01Long lady.
00:38:02It has the hospitality.
00:38:03Perfectly.
00:38:04It is a very delicate procedure.
00:38:05Most men consider it a great honor.
00:39:41We're right back.
00:39:45We're right back.
00:39:47We're right back.
00:39:49We're right back.
00:39:51I have a real dilemma, Zane.
00:39:53What is it?
00:39:54I met Phil some time ago, and I think I like him.
00:39:58Well, he's a domesticated man.
00:40:00What is the problem?
00:40:02He's five months pregnant.
00:40:04It just started to show.
00:40:06You could have a beautiful baby with Phil.
00:40:09Hopefully a girl.
00:40:10Listen, I know that men can be very scatterbrained and emotional and not very intelligent.
00:40:17What's the problem, Zane?
00:40:19What is the problem?
00:40:20Do you think he can breastfeed?
00:40:23What?
00:40:25What?
00:40:31What was that?
00:40:45Where are you going?
00:40:46Hey, I thought I earned my freedom here.
00:40:50I just made love to one of your goddesses.
00:40:51Let me out of here.
00:40:52I was totally out in the desert, on some high-powered shrooms, man.
00:41:07Now I'm in this jailhouse.
00:41:10Is this a trip?
00:41:18Hmm.
00:41:19Pregnant man, how's that possible?
00:41:23I mean, why?
00:41:25Because women are better.
00:41:28Because a woman's body is too precious.
00:41:32Huh.
00:41:32Hmm.
00:41:49Wait, hold on.
00:41:52What?
00:41:59Pitch runners!
00:42:04Protect the crystal!
00:42:08I think we're really in the future, man.
00:42:13Pitch runners!
00:42:13Pitch runners!
00:42:14Pitch runners!
00:42:14Pitch runners!
00:42:15Pitch runners!
00:42:16Pitch runners!
00:42:17Pitch runners!
00:42:18Pitch runners!
00:42:19Pitch runners!
00:42:20Pitch runners!
00:42:21Pitch runners!
00:42:22Pitch runners!
00:42:23Pitch runners!
00:42:24Pitch runners!
00:42:25Pitch runners!
00:42:26Pitch runners!
00:42:27Pitch runners!
00:42:28Pitch runners!
00:42:29Pitch runners!
00:42:30Pitch runners!
00:42:31Pitch runners!
00:42:32Pitch runners!
00:42:33Pitch runners!
00:42:34Pitch runners!
00:42:35Pitch runners!
00:42:36Pitch runners!
00:42:37Pitch runners!
00:42:38Pitch runners!
00:42:39Pitch runners!
00:42:40Pitch runners!
00:42:41Pitch runners!
00:42:42Pitch runners!
00:42:43Pitch runners!
00:42:44Pitch runners!
00:42:45Pitch runners!
00:42:46Pitch runners!
00:42:47John, it's your chance to get out of this hell hole.
00:42:54Get out the rope.
00:43:00Come on, quick, before they get back.
00:43:04Come on, guys, go, go, go.
00:43:05Before they come back.
00:43:06Come on, man, you can feel us.
00:43:08Come on, man, you got it.
00:43:09Come on, man, you got it.
00:43:17Come on, man, you got it.
00:43:20Come on, man.
00:43:33Come on.
00:43:47Come on, man.
00:44:17Come on, man.
00:44:19Come on.
00:44:23.
00:44:54Why couldn't you save her?
00:45:11We could have saved her.
00:45:14I would have been able to infuse her seven chakra points with energy integrating into life force.
00:45:22I'm so sorry to say, Maria.
00:45:24That cellular death has already taken place.
00:45:29It's too late.
00:45:31What is that thing around your neck?
00:45:44It's Ariana's hair.
00:45:48She made it for me.
00:45:51She meant something to me.
00:45:53And she still does.
00:45:55But it all broke down because some of my men did some horrible things like rape, murder.
00:46:00And now she thinks that all men are evil.
00:46:02I could have killed her tonight with my own spear.
00:46:09But?
00:46:10Yeah, well, you should have killed that bitch and taken over that pussy palace.
00:46:13What for? More bloodshed?
00:46:15You're a man from the past, aren't you?
00:46:17You must like it out here.
00:46:18Yeah, well, why not?
00:46:22No rules out here.
00:46:24No laws.
00:46:25I do what I want, when I want.
00:46:29And women are for the taking.
00:46:31Hello, ladies.
00:46:43Today we're plating mixed charcuterie, a delicacy.
00:46:48Followed by spring finger sandwiches made with actual fingers.
00:46:51Eat them.
00:46:52You like it, huh?
00:46:54Hmm, tastes good.
00:47:09What is this?
00:47:10Like hamburger?
00:47:13It's drac.
00:47:17Some kind of pig.
00:47:20Tastes different.
00:47:22Drac is man.
00:47:24You're culture didn't make the world any better by killing all of those animals.
00:47:35Drac is clean.
00:47:36It's just man without the balls.
00:47:40What if you love this nylon so much?
00:48:02She's yours for the taking.
00:48:04No.
00:48:05No.
00:48:06No.
00:48:07No, no, no, no.
00:48:09No?
00:48:15You're not seriously going to do this.
00:48:19Watch me.
00:48:21Come on, little one.
00:48:22Come on.
00:48:23Come on.
00:48:24I am so sorry about Susan.
00:48:42Men haven't changed their evil ways.
00:48:45It's heartbreaking to see.
00:48:46May I take you to our secret crystal source of energy?
00:48:54May I take you to our secret crystal source of energy?
00:48:54universum.
00:48:56One day, come on.
00:49:02Okay.
00:49:04Let's go.
00:49:05May I take you to your secret crystal chamber?
00:49:09I you...
00:49:10usually look.
00:49:11I think we're gonna die.
00:49:13analyse.
00:49:13You sweetlyALL cyanide.
00:49:14There it is.
00:49:16Or a mechanic.
00:49:17What are you doing?
00:49:18I don't see.
00:49:19Go ahead.
00:49:20checkmate i can't beat you how'd you learn to play chess so good bobby fisher are you kidding
00:49:46me he was incredible hey how long you been around this crazy world a while i'm terribly bored you
00:49:55see i was made in 2025 i'm a robot with advanced artificial intelligence my iq is 1600. that beats
00:50:05you humans doesn't it we were becoming a completely new form of life able to outperform and eventually
00:50:12replace you humans we were replicating ourselves and we could have taken over but nuclear disaster
00:50:21happened wiped out our entire communications network sadly i'm the last of our kind michael
00:50:31i'd like to introduce you to my new friend what was your name herbert pleasure to meet you
00:50:36he beat me in chess in seven moves in four minutes herbert is from the past he's an ai robot can you
00:50:43believe it that's fake news come here quit playing i need you for something you still have that crystal i
00:50:50gave you yeah i need you to figure out how these things work why you mean why so we can
00:51:06dominate these women kill their queen bee and take over this place come on
00:51:20i'm sorry sorry i thought you were one of those creatures it's okay it's only me
00:51:38are you okay you seem so sad yeah i'm sad i was just thinking about my relationship with michael
00:51:50a woman's touch can be sensuous healing can open to softness that's been hidden inside
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00:53:58i'm so
00:54:00i'm so
00:54:02i'm so
00:54:28so here you are
00:54:32So this is where you've been?
00:54:37You've been hiding from me.
00:54:42So what do you think of this new future?
00:54:44I think it's horrible.
00:54:49Look what happened to Susan.
00:54:51She was killed here another day.
00:54:54Look what happened to you.
00:54:59You're one of them now.
00:55:03I just want to go back to our past.
00:55:06I want to go home.
00:55:09Now why would I want that?
00:55:15I just won the lotto.
00:55:18It's paradise!
00:55:21You are mad!
00:55:33You are going to do as I say!
00:55:41Get up!
00:55:43Get up!
00:55:45Get up!
00:55:47Come here!
00:55:48No!
00:55:49No!
00:55:50Come on!
00:55:51Come on!
00:55:52Come on!
00:55:58Put your fingers like this.
00:56:00Try it.
00:56:01Try it.
00:56:12Come on!
00:56:13Come on!
00:56:14Come on!
00:56:15Get in here!
00:56:17Get in here!
00:56:18And make her dance!
00:56:19Hey man, that's Maria!
00:56:35I thought you loved her!
00:56:36Love?
00:56:37That's a stupid word!
00:56:38Look around!
00:56:39These guys are savages, man!
00:56:40There's plenty more where she came from.
00:56:41She'll get used to it.
00:56:42They all do.
00:56:43Live a little!
00:56:45Live a little!
00:56:47I'm going to get Maria out of here.
00:56:48Savages man, let's play more where she came from
00:56:52She'll get used to it they all do
00:56:56Live a little
00:57:11I'm gonna get movie out of here
00:57:18You're going nowhere my friend keep an eye on him keep dancing
00:57:34You could have had it all my friend you could have had it all
00:57:38Get him out of here
00:57:48Hey
00:57:50Hey
00:57:52Get to my tent
00:57:54Suddenly
00:58:06No, no, no, no, no
00:58:15Please, please don't do this
00:58:24No, no, no, no.
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01:01:02No, no, no, no.
01:01:04No, no, no.
01:01:06No, no, no.
01:01:08No, no, no.
01:01:21Okay.
01:01:22There's gonna be a solar eclipse soon.
01:01:23What does that mean for us?
01:01:24It will create a time portal.
01:01:26A vortex in which a force of suction
01:01:28will suck you back into your time.
01:01:32But you will need crystals to put around the engine for speed.
01:01:39Follow me!
01:01:54Come on, I hope it's not much further.
01:02:18Ah!
01:02:19Are you OK?
01:02:20Yeah.
01:02:25You have five minutes to rest.
01:02:28Do you think if we can make it back,
01:02:31anyone is going to believe us?
01:02:33What the future is going to be?
01:02:35I don't know.
01:02:36Maybe no one will believe us.
01:02:38Especially the Donald Trumps of the world.
01:02:40They just put us in straitjackets in 20 seconds.
01:02:42You know, John, I like you.
01:02:46I hope we can make it back together.
01:02:49Yeah?
01:02:50Your five minutes are up.
01:02:51Something's getting closer.
01:02:54You're right.
01:02:55You're right.
01:02:56Hmm.
01:02:57Hmm.
01:02:58Oh.
01:03:00Hmm.
01:03:09Hmm.
01:03:10Oh, my God.
01:03:14Hmm.
01:03:15Ah.
01:03:16Hmm.
01:03:17So, where is this crystal cave, Athena?
01:03:34I'm not gonna tell you.
01:03:36She's not gonna tell me.
01:03:39You think you're such a big man, huh?
01:03:46On this one.
01:03:50Talk, or I kill you.
01:03:53Right here, right now!
01:04:00The crystals are in the pyramid cave next to our village.
01:04:07Nice job.
01:04:09That wasn't so hard now, was it?
01:04:12You just added a few years to your pathetic life.
01:04:15Maybe there is a way to create balance between us.
01:04:25Between who?
01:04:28Between us and the women.
01:04:31The women?
01:04:33Are you kidding me?
01:04:36Why would you want the power going back to them?
01:04:38This is ours!
01:04:48You know about the radiation, right?
01:04:50So sad for you humans.
01:05:08Keep up, you humans.
01:05:23Don't you ever get tired?
01:05:26Oh yeah.
01:05:27I forgot your robot.
01:05:28We're being followed.
01:05:29Look.
01:05:30Mutants.
01:05:31Look, hide a joke!
01:05:33Hide a joke!
01:05:34Help!
01:05:35Help!
01:05:36Help!
01:05:37Help!
01:05:38Help!
01:05:39I'm so tired!
01:05:40We're being followed. Look, mutants.
01:05:47Come on, hide your junk!
01:05:58I'm so tired. Where is your truck?
01:06:02Here. Get on my back. Hurry.
01:06:10Alley-oop. Hold on. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
01:06:27I'll find it. Don't worry.
01:06:29Now, do you remember the longitude and latitude where you stopped your vehicle?
01:06:33I don't remember all of that, but we were close to Area 51.
01:06:36Was there any unusual landmarks?
01:06:38We passed some igneous rocks.
01:06:42When you left your vehicle, did you head southeast?
01:06:44Uh, yes, and we passed some flatlands.
01:06:50There. Over there. Behind those rocks. In the open desert.
01:06:54I could feel the vibrations of a clumsily-built contraption.
01:07:02We must get moving.
01:07:04Come.
01:07:05Come.
01:07:13Unreal! There it is!
01:07:14Ah!
01:07:31Uh, oh.
01:07:32Ah!
01:07:33Keys. Where's the keys?
01:07:34Up here, down there.
01:07:35Uh, uh, he always leads them in the car.
01:07:36He always leaves them in the car.
01:07:37Michael, where'd you put them?
01:07:39Where are they?
01:07:40Did they drop on the ground?
01:07:41What's up here?
01:07:42Pop the bonnet, please.
01:07:43What's the bonnet?
01:07:45The hood.
01:07:57And now for the magic touch.
01:08:02Uh-huh.
01:08:03There we go.
01:08:06That should do it.
01:08:11Ha-ha!
01:08:18Hey!
01:08:19That's you!
01:08:20That, you bloody whistle!
01:08:22I'm gonna beat your brain now!
01:08:24Oh, my best!
01:08:36Man, you do a great job choking people out.
01:08:44Thanks for saving our lives.
01:08:46Uh, how do we get back to the women's village?
01:08:49Southeast.
01:08:51Maria, you have to get over to the crystal cave and collect seven crystals.
01:08:57Are you coming?
01:08:59I wish I could.
01:09:00But if I head back there, it would recycle me like a tin can.
01:09:04And I just wouldn't be much of a man anymore, now would I?
01:09:07Okay.
01:09:08Seven.
01:09:09I'll do that.
01:09:11Good luck to you, sir.
01:09:22Thank you so much.
01:09:24I'll never forget you.
01:09:26And I'll never forget you.
01:09:28And I'll never forget you.
01:09:29But I'm a robot.
01:09:30And that should come as no surprise.
01:09:32In you go.
01:09:39Good luck, my friends.
01:09:40Thanks heaven for that robot.
01:10:01Good shot, huh?
01:10:03I surprise myself sometimes.
01:10:05Hmm.
01:10:06John.
01:10:08You are my hero.
01:10:14There's gotta be a Starbucks around here somewhere.
01:10:18Hang on.
01:10:25One small step for small men.
01:10:28To the past and beyond.
01:10:30Ha!
01:10:37Nighty-night, sweetheart.
01:10:41Hey!
01:10:42Get over here!
01:10:44We got a few recruits.
01:10:48Hurry up.
01:10:49Come on.
01:10:50Go.
01:10:51Go.
01:10:52Get in there.
01:10:54Where are you going?
01:10:55Where are you going, you idiot?
01:10:56Get over here.
01:10:57Help me get these crystals on the wall.
01:11:00I need your help.
01:11:05Yeah, that's right.
01:11:06Come help me.
01:11:07Now.
01:11:08We got more to...
01:11:10Where are you...
01:11:12I don't need you anyway.
01:11:13I'll do it myself.
01:11:14I don't need you all to do this stuff.
01:11:17No, no, no, no.
01:11:18You, no, no.
01:11:20You didn't need you.
01:11:21I Where are you going?
01:11:23I'm not, no!
01:11:24I'm not.
01:11:25I'm not.
01:11:26I'm not.
01:11:27You's not.
01:11:29You, not.
01:11:30You're not.
01:11:32No, no, no.
01:11:33Stay back!
01:11:51No further, demon!
01:12:00Stay back!
01:12:02Maria!
01:12:04Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
01:12:06I've missed you.
01:12:08Are you okay?
01:12:10I was so worried about you after those men kidnapped you.
01:12:12They didn't take me.
01:12:14Michael did.
01:12:16He became another person out here.
01:12:18He turned into a depraved monster.
01:12:20How did you escape?
01:12:22You're not going to believe.
01:12:24But Eden saved me.
01:12:26Edart?
01:12:28He did that?
01:12:30It's hard to believe.
01:12:32Why is he here?
01:12:34This is my friend, John,
01:12:36who helped me to escape.
01:12:38I know it sounds crazy,
01:12:40but he had a friend,
01:12:42a robot by the name of Herbert.
01:12:44He helped us to find a truck,
01:12:46and he told us how we can get back to our past.
01:12:50So this
01:12:52is one of those man-made inventions
01:12:54that was responsible for holes
01:12:56in the ozone layer,
01:12:58greenhouse gas emissions,
01:13:00these polar bears running out of ice?
01:13:02Yeah, it gets eight miles to the gallon.
01:13:06So you are a man from the past.
01:13:08What do you think of 2121?
01:13:12It's frightening.
01:13:14But maybe men can break out of their vicious cycle
01:13:16and become something positive for women again.
01:13:18Can they?
01:13:20Those feelings are foreign to our world now.
01:13:24I like it here with you.
01:13:26But we are trying to get back
01:13:28to our past.
01:13:30It's okay.
01:13:32I understand.
01:13:34There's gonna be an eclipse soon.
01:13:36We need to get crystals to put around the engine
01:13:38so we can go fast enough to catch the Tempest Vortex.
01:13:40Do you think,
01:13:42can I take John to the Crystal Cave?
01:13:44Maria,
01:13:46no man has ever gone to the Crystal Cave before.
01:13:48But somehow,
01:13:50I trust John.
01:13:52No man has ever gone to the Crystal Cave before.
01:13:56But somehow,
01:13:58I trust John.
01:14:22Hello, my little cover girl.
01:14:44Steve Glitz!
01:14:46See the way you're looking at her?
01:14:48Yeah, fight it.
01:14:50Fight it!
01:14:54Come on!
01:14:56Move it, John!
01:14:57Keep it moving!
01:14:58Don't make me use this fucking thing!
01:15:00Come on, Stuart.
01:15:01Come on.
01:15:02You can do it.
01:15:03You can do it.
01:15:04Come on!
01:15:06Come on!
01:15:08All right, go!
01:15:10Go!
01:15:11I said go!
01:15:20Come on!
01:15:21Come on.
01:15:22Move.
01:15:24My baby.
01:15:25Come on, baby!
01:15:41Fuck!
01:15:49Give me those fucking keys!
01:15:55Ah!
01:16:01Oh! That hurt!
01:16:05Oh! Yeah, that's much worse!
01:16:09Did my heart stop?
01:16:11You could've had it all!
01:16:13Hey, board her.
01:16:14No!
01:16:15No!
01:16:16No!
01:16:17No!
01:16:18No!
01:16:19No!
01:16:20No!
01:16:22No!
01:16:23No!
01:16:24No!
01:16:26You fucking bitch!
01:16:28Oh!
01:16:30Imbecile!
01:16:31Get off of me!
01:16:32Get off of me!
01:16:33Get off of me!
01:16:34Get off!
01:16:35We've learned from you, Michael, that there is such a thing called love between men and women.
01:16:51No!
01:16:52No!
01:16:53No!
01:16:54No!
01:16:55No!
01:16:56No!
01:16:57No!
01:16:58No!
01:16:59No!
01:17:00Intrugers!
01:17:02Intrugers!
01:17:04Intrugers!
01:17:06Intrugers!
01:17:14Intruders!
01:17:18Intruders!
01:17:20Intruders!
01:17:44Intruders!
01:17:51We've been enemies for quite some time.
01:17:55It's gotten us nowhere.
01:17:58More hatred.
01:18:01More bloodshed.
01:18:03Now we can create together again, in peace.
01:18:10Only from the heart.
01:18:13We can touch the sky.
01:18:15It's been so long.
01:18:30Oh, this is wonderful.
01:18:36Maybe you're your home again!
01:18:46Maybe you're your home again!
01:18:51Maybe there is hope again.
01:19:05I feel an awakening from deep within.
01:19:13Yes, I know.
01:19:18I'll never forget.
01:19:21I hate to break this up, ladies, but we have an eclipse to catch.
01:19:31Otherwise, we may not make it back to Kansas, Dorothy.
01:19:34Don't be afraid.
01:19:36Copy.
01:19:37Copy.
01:19:38Copy.
01:19:39Copy.
01:19:40Copy.
01:19:41Copy.
01:19:42Copy.
01:19:43Copy.
01:19:44Let's go.
01:20:14Let's go.
01:20:44Hang on tight, baby.
01:21:11Joe, look at the sun.
01:21:20It's getting that far.
01:21:25Let's go.
01:21:37Let's go.
01:21:49Let's go.
01:22:01Let's go.
01:22:13Let's go.
01:22:25Let's go.
01:22:26Let's go.
01:22:28Let's go.
01:22:29Let's go.
01:22:30Let's go.
01:22:31Let's go.
01:22:32Let's go.
01:22:33Let's go.
01:22:34Let's go.
01:22:35Let's go.
01:22:36Let's go.
01:22:37Let's go.
01:22:38Let's go.
01:22:39Hey, this is the Land Rover we got the bolo on earlier today.
01:22:53This must be the producer of those crazy reality shows that went missing with his model friend.
01:22:58Yeah, half the country's looking for these two.
01:23:00Wake him up.
01:23:02Come on, you two.
01:23:05Wake up.
01:23:06What's...
01:23:07You with us, brother?
01:23:08What's going on here?
01:23:09Where are we?
01:23:10Wow.
01:23:11Maybe I wasn't dreaming.
01:23:12I'm John Dawson.
01:23:13You're not Michael Bray?
01:23:14No.
01:23:15And who's this?
01:23:16This Wonder Woman?
01:23:17What is your name?
01:23:18Mario Pichi.
01:23:19Putin.
01:23:20Where are the others?
01:23:21Michael Bray, Susan Tolby.
01:23:22What happened to them?
01:23:23They were left behind.
01:23:24I mean, they died.
01:23:25Wait.
01:23:26What do you mean, they died?
01:23:27We went through a time poor thing.
01:23:28I don't know.
01:23:29I don't know.
01:23:30I don't know.
01:23:31I don't know.
01:23:32I don't know.
01:23:33I don't know.
01:23:34I don't know.
01:23:35I don't know.
01:23:36I don't know.
01:23:37I don't know.
01:23:38I don't know.
01:23:39I don't know.
01:23:40I don't know.
01:23:41I don't know.
01:23:42We went through a time portal into the future.
01:23:442121 A.D.
01:23:45Where women rule the world.
01:23:47And men were the enemy.
01:23:49Perfect.
01:23:50I know.
01:23:51I know it's hard to believe, but true.
01:23:52What were you guys smoking?
01:23:54We weren't hallucinating.
01:23:55The future's not very great.
01:23:57Yeah.
01:23:58OK.
01:23:59You know what?
01:24:00Let's just call this in.
01:24:01That'll take care of all of it.
01:24:09I'm not going to jail, am I?
01:24:12I'm not.
01:24:15I'm not.
01:24:19I'm not.
01:24:34I'm not.
01:24:35I'm not.
01:26:54So wide out her power
01:26:57Let's smile here
01:26:59Take care of each other
01:27:02When women rule the world
01:27:04There will be no more mindless words
01:27:09And mother earth keeps giving lies
01:27:15There will be nothing without her
01:27:20No, women rule the world
01:27:25Women rule the world
01:27:30Women
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