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00:00:30I always forget stuff when I walk out the door.
00:00:38If any of my ex-boyfriends had picked up on that,
00:00:40perhaps things would have turned out differently.
00:00:43But, yeah, probably not.
00:00:46Jack was my first serious boyfriend, and I was madly in love.
00:00:50I thought he was the best.
00:00:51You're the best! You're the best!
00:00:54And apparently, so did my best friend Stephanie.
00:00:57Baby! I know this looks bad.
00:01:00As well as Liz.
00:01:03You're home early.
00:01:05Evan was my rebound guy.
00:01:07But, of course, I fell in love again because he seemed so perfect.
00:01:11But, he was perfect for Steven and Smiley Pete as well.
00:01:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:01:16And Phil was my rebound from the rebound.
00:01:19Dad!
00:01:21You bad, baby!
00:01:26That's when I decided to move to Los Angeles.
00:01:30What better city to replace perfect boyfriend's long-term commitment and heartache
00:01:34with short-term happiness and superficiality?
00:01:37At least it seemed like a good idea at the time.
00:01:40Hmm. Well, fast forward a few years.
00:01:41It's just a place where you can be just who you want to be.
00:01:45You'll never see a beauty queen.
00:01:47In a magazine.
00:01:48Take a dip, take a sip of luxury.
00:01:51Feel the spark of electricity.
00:01:55It's a world where dreams are made.
00:01:58In the heart of A.
00:02:01Where the sun shines high.
00:02:03The lights over the top.
00:02:05In Hollywood.
00:02:06In Hollywood.
00:02:08Anytime we want fun.
00:02:10It's a time that's ready to play.
00:02:12Yeah.
00:02:12Yeah.
00:02:12Yeah.
00:02:13I forgot to introduce myself.
00:02:22I'm Dale.
00:02:24That's me a few years later, sucking face with my kinda sorta boyfriend, JP.
00:02:29He's a fashion photographer.
00:02:30Remember that cover of Charlize in the green evening gown?
00:02:33JP took that.
00:02:35God, I'm already name dropping.
00:02:37That's so lame.
00:02:39Baby, give me your foot.
00:02:40Oh, my foot?
00:02:42You ever have your tall sock before?
00:02:46No, JP.
00:02:47Oh, okay.
00:02:49Oh, my God.
00:02:56Delicioso.
00:02:57Oh, my God.
00:03:05What?
00:03:06No good experience.
00:03:08Bye, baby.
00:03:12Oh, my Lord, I love this song, huh?
00:03:16It reminds me of being in Rome.
00:03:19I wonder if toe-sucking is big in Rome.
00:03:22Baby, you want a beer?
00:03:23It's a six-pack, no?
00:03:25Huh?
00:03:27Baby, we have a good energy.
00:03:29A good energy, me and you, no?
00:03:30Yes.
00:03:32Come here.
00:03:33Come dance with Poppy.
00:03:34Come here.
00:03:34Come dance with Poppy.
00:03:34Me and JP have been together on and off for about six months.
00:03:41It's going pretty good, but sometimes I get the feeling I'm not the only girl JP's seeing.
00:03:48JP?
00:03:50Ah, no, no, no.
00:03:50Are you there?
00:03:52Stay here.
00:03:52It's Melissa.
00:03:53JP.
00:03:53The computer's broken.
00:03:56It's a crazy joke.
00:03:58Come out, come out, wherever you are.
00:04:01No, I only have eyes for you.
00:04:04Hey, JP.
00:04:05Let's do that thing with the toes again.
00:04:07Call me if you want to rendezvous.
00:04:09Babe.
00:04:09Bye.
00:04:10Okay, baby, it's no big deal.
00:04:11It's my massage therapist, okay?
00:04:15That's a reasonable explanation.
00:04:18Right?
00:04:22JP.
00:04:23No more mozzarella, mamma.
00:04:33Since I moved to LA, I haven't really had a substantial boyfriend.
00:04:37I seem to gravitate towards casual relationships of convenience.
00:04:41Sometimes, though, I do wish for something more meaningful.
00:04:44In Los Angeles, most people feel like they've never actually arrived.
00:04:55There's always this chase for something bigger and better.
00:04:58Consequently, no one puts down roots.
00:05:02No one settles down.
00:05:04It's like living in this state of perpetual vagrancy.
00:05:07I want some roots.
00:05:14At least I think I do.
00:05:15Oh, my God, did he...
00:05:20Did you hear?
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:242012.
00:05:25There's this huge planet that is going to crash into Earth and kill everyone.
00:05:29Oh, you mean like the movie?
00:05:33No, I don't mean like the movie.
00:05:36This is real, Dale.
00:05:39The movie is based on the facts.
00:05:42Because the planet is called Nidai.
00:05:47I don't know how he got his name and why it isn't six or eight,
00:05:51but Seven is my colleague, roommate, and closest confidant.
00:05:55And I don't think I'm outing him by saying Seven won't be taking any girls, Mom.
00:06:00It's all over the Internet.
00:06:02I'm obsessed with it.
00:06:03I can't stop reading.
00:06:11It's kind of scary, don't you think?
00:06:12I mean, the end of the world, Dale.
00:06:16I don't know if I can sleep tonight.
00:06:20Bowie, you want to snuggle with me?
00:06:21Huh?
00:06:23I'm taking your dog.
00:06:25And you just left?
00:06:42Yep.
00:06:42So it's over?
00:06:44I don't know.
00:06:46She says that every time and then she goes back to him.
00:06:48Well, maybe I'm just being paranoid.
00:06:50It was time for the bi-monthly breakup post-mortem.
00:06:53Who said what?
00:06:54Did I handle it well?
00:06:54Et cetera.
00:06:55Can I ask you something, JP?
00:06:57Hi, baby.
00:06:58Come back to bed.
00:06:59How many girls are you sleeping with?
00:07:01Baby, why you so drama?
00:07:03So what?
00:07:03So drama.
00:07:05I mean, why would he hang out with me for six months and text and call every day?
00:07:10Last night, I was trying to make this really good point.
00:07:13We just had sex, JP.
00:07:15It's good.
00:07:16I just had your penis inside of me.
00:07:20But that all sounded a lot better in my head.
00:07:24Oh.
00:07:25Last week, bird crap.
00:07:27This week, balls in her face.
00:07:29That's typical.
00:07:30Is it true he has a monstrous schlong?
00:07:32I don't know where she gets her information.
00:07:35But that's absolutely true.
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38I don't understand the deal about big dicks.
00:07:40I mean, they just hurt.
00:07:42I mean, not that I've ever really experienced one.
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:46Becca and Hallie are my two best girlfriends.
00:07:49They're always game to listen to my problems and dispense useful commentary.
00:07:53Toast suckers freaked me out.
00:07:54I heard that he photographed Charlize.
00:07:56Is that true?
00:07:57I mean, I love her.
00:07:58She's like one of my favorite top five for sure.
00:07:59Maybe I'm just being jealous.
00:08:01Okay, how do you spell his last name?
00:08:03Becca.
00:08:04What are you?
00:08:05Tell me you're not looking him up on the internet.
00:08:06I personally think your dog is the biggest issue in your dating life.
00:08:10What?
00:08:10Question.
00:08:11Where does Bowie sleep?
00:08:13He sleeps in my bed.
00:08:14Okay, but if a guy sleeps over, where does Bowie go?
00:08:18Um, I guess he just stays in my bed.
00:08:22Wait, what about fleas?
00:08:23More importantly, what about sniffing?
00:08:25Don't talk sniff?
00:08:31Bowie, stop it.
00:08:36Okay, okay.
00:08:37You have a point.
00:08:38Dating in general is difficult enough, Dale.
00:08:41Uh, what?
00:08:45Oh, no.
00:08:47Becca, what?
00:08:49Okay, you know that German supermodel, Natasha Franks?
00:08:52Yeah, JP shoots her all the time.
00:08:53What about her?
00:08:54Okay, I just read this.
00:08:55It was on CMZ.
00:08:57Okay, so Natasha Franks, German supermodel,
00:08:59recently has confirmed reports that she is three months pregnant.
00:09:03Sources confirmed that celebrity fashion photographer, JP Gia, whatever his name is, is the father.
00:09:09JP is well known as a Los Angeles savant and has been linked to several Hollywood socialites.
00:09:14Stay tuned as the story develops.
00:09:16I'm done.
00:09:17I'm sorry.
00:09:19I'm done dating men in this city.
00:09:21I'm so tired of being a nice girl that always gets burnt.
00:09:24Wait, wait, wait.
00:09:25I mean, this guy's a jerk.
00:09:26No, I...
00:09:27Hey, Dale.
00:09:31Hey.
00:09:32Hi.
00:09:32Zach.
00:09:33Do you look...
00:09:34You look fantastic.
00:09:35Oh, thanks.
00:09:36I cut my bangs.
00:09:38Yeah, it suits you very much.
00:09:40I knew Zach before he was a rock star.
00:09:43He was the lead singer of this cool garage band.
00:09:47Now he's got four Grammys and he's a shoo-in for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
00:09:51But to me, he'll always be good ol' Zach.
00:09:55Wow, a long time to see.
00:09:57This is my friend Hallie.
00:09:58Hi.
00:09:58And Becca, I think you've met Becca before.
00:10:01Yes, I've met Becca before.
00:10:02It's good to see you.
00:10:03Hi, nice to meet you.
00:10:04Me too.
00:10:05Wow.
00:10:06How are you?
00:10:07I'm sorry, I was actually just about to take off.
00:10:09Oh, well, that's too bad.
00:10:10But listen, my tour got pushed back a month or so, so I'm gonna be around.
00:10:14Oh, and hey, listen, tomorrow night my band and I are doing a little set at a hotel cafe.
00:10:18If you guys want to come by, that would be great.
00:10:20I love your music.
00:10:22Okay, maybe we will.
00:10:23All right, well, just email me the address and...
00:10:26Yeah.
00:10:28Oh.
00:10:29I think the Paps have found you and, well, your girlfriend's kind of looking a little lonely.
00:10:34Pictures.
00:10:35Oh, well, that's actually not my girlfriend.
00:10:36That's just a girl who's my friend.
00:10:38Oh, right.
00:10:39Mm-hmm.
00:10:40Hey, Cece, this is my friend Dale.
00:10:43Hi.
00:10:43Hey, nice to meet you.
00:10:44I'm just gonna get my stuff.
00:10:46Okay.
00:10:46Yeah, well...
00:10:48Don't forget to email me.
00:10:49Don't forget to come.
00:10:49Wait, so you guys all went to Catholic boarding school together?
00:10:58Yeah.
00:10:59Okay, I can't imagine that.
00:11:01We've known each other since we were 15.
00:11:04I know, and I'm actually the oldest.
00:11:06Oh.
00:11:06It's pretty safe to say that Jill's obsession with aging and getting married in due time started
00:11:12back in Catholic school, and specifically our first communion.
00:11:15We got to walk down the aisle like many brides could be, comparing prettiest dresses and fanciest
00:11:21bows.
00:11:22This is where Jill got programmed to plan for the next time she'd walk down the aisle dressed
00:11:27in white.
00:11:28Oh, that's fine.
00:11:30Oh, that's great.
00:11:31Oh, my God.
00:11:35You are getting married.
00:11:37A little toy here or there never hurt anyone.
00:11:41Plus, it comes with that carrying tape.
00:11:43Oh, right.
00:11:44That is such an inappropriate gift.
00:11:47What, you're saying you don't masturbate?
00:11:48Um, no, personally, I don't masturbate.
00:11:50I find it to be a little bit unholy.
00:11:53Wouldn't you agree?
00:11:54Jillian, thank you.
00:11:55I love this.
00:11:56I love you, Rome.
00:11:56So, have you talked to JP?
00:11:59No.
00:11:59I mean, he called twice, but...
00:12:02Hey, I heard you saw Zach.
00:12:03Yeah, because she couldn't pee.
00:12:04Oh, yeah.
00:12:05I saw his video on TV the other day.
00:12:07He looked so good.
00:12:08Did you guys make plans to hang out?
00:12:10No, we just caught up for a second.
00:12:12He was with a girlfriend.
00:12:13Mm-mm.
00:12:17Okay, what is up?
00:12:18What?
00:12:19You look like you either have to pee or you're about to explode with gossip.
00:12:23See what?
00:12:23Which is it.
00:12:24Okay, I already told Becca, but...
00:12:26Since you asked.
00:12:28Girls?
00:12:29You can just tell me later.
00:12:30Stacy, I'm so sorry to spoil your special little moment, but I have a huge announcement to make.
00:12:37I'm getting married!
00:12:39No!
00:12:40No!
00:12:40No!
00:12:41No!
00:12:41No!
00:12:42No!
00:12:42No!
00:12:42No!
00:12:43No!
00:12:43No!
00:12:44No!
00:12:44No!
00:12:45It was the most amazing night, you guys.
00:12:48It's not that I don't...
00:12:48I don't want to just be your girlfriend anymore!
00:12:50It's not that I don't...
00:12:51It's not fair.
00:12:52I can't take this limbo.
00:12:54I love you.
00:12:54I know.
00:12:54You either marry me or you leave me?
00:12:56It was the most romantic night of my life.
00:13:00What can I say?
00:13:01He's the best.
00:13:08You've got to be kidding me.
00:13:10Drew?
00:13:10I'm sorry, but he was hitting on me less than two months ago.
00:13:14Okay.
00:13:15He wasn't hitting on you, Hallie.
00:13:17He was flirting with you.
00:13:19Guys are allowed to flirt.
00:13:20It's a human condition.
00:13:21It's natural.
00:13:22Plus, you think everyone is flirting with you?
00:13:23I don't know.
00:13:24I just think it's weird if a guy is ultra flirtatious and in a committed relationship.
00:13:28And not to mention that he's in the business.
00:13:31Men in the entertainment industry are instinctively douchebags.
00:13:34No?
00:13:35No, I like Drew.
00:13:36I don't think he's a douchebag.
00:13:37Well...
00:13:37Who came up with the term?
00:13:39Douchebag, anyway.
00:13:40It's kind of disgusting.
00:13:41But Jill wants to get married just to get married because she thinks it's time.
00:13:44Hallie, you couldn't even possibly relate to Joe.
00:13:47And why is that?
00:13:48Because you're rich?
00:13:50I mean, seriously.
00:13:52Everything's handed to you and you can buy whatever you want.
00:13:54So, just buy a boyfriend.
00:13:57What?
00:13:58Are you acting right now?
00:14:00Because this is hilarious.
00:14:01I just want a rich boyfriend to take care of me.
00:14:04Is she really just saying that?
00:14:05Did Jill tell you guys that she didn't get picked up for another season of Babes and Barflies?
00:14:08Her agent told her it's because she's too old and too fat.
00:14:13That's not funny.
00:14:14Seriously.
00:14:15I was on a callback like two days ago and the producer told my agent that my butt looked big in a bikini.
00:14:22There are specific trigger words that caused me to temporarily tune out of the conversation.
00:14:27And Becca just triggered three of them.
00:14:29Producer, callback, agent.
00:14:31It makes me space out for like 30 seconds.
00:14:33I don't want to do that.
00:14:34You want?
00:14:34And it's okay.
00:14:36As long as I return back in time to assure Becca her butt is perfect.
00:14:40That is crazy, Becca.
00:14:41You're perfect.
00:14:42Don't listen to that.
00:14:43Exactly.
00:14:44Douchebags.
00:14:45As bad as they sound.
00:14:46It's not like my friends or the people of Los Angeles are any more narcissistic or self-serving than the rest of the world.
00:14:52It's just that no one cares to hide it.
00:14:55At all.
00:14:55Do you know how many married men hit on me in a week?
00:14:58No, tell us.
00:14:59Well, I don't really know the exact number, but it's freaking hot.
00:15:02At least this is what I tell myself.
00:15:04Come on, guys.
00:15:04Let's go.
00:15:05All I know for certain is that dating in this city sucks and I'm done.
00:15:10I'm serious.
00:15:11I'm done.
00:15:12You guys don't hate me, but I might pass on going out tonight.
00:15:15What?
00:15:16No.
00:15:16What?
00:15:16No, you are going.
00:15:18You just got out of a crappy relationship and you are single.
00:15:21Plus, you're our designated driver.
00:15:23Thanks a lot for the guilt.
00:15:25Going out in L.A. isn't quite like it is in any other city because of the whole who's who factor that this place revolves around.
00:15:36So unless you're an A-list, B-list, or C-list celebrity, work in the A-list arena, or you're a friend at the club promoter slash door Nazi, then, yeah, it's pretty much impossible to get in.
00:15:47Bottom line, there are three major questions in Hollywood.
00:15:49Who are you?
00:15:50What do you do?
00:15:51And who are your friends?
00:15:52Hands up, you're gonna get crazy tonight.
00:16:00Hands up, you're gonna get crazy tonight.
00:16:03If you are not on the list, leave.
00:16:08Uh, honey, not in my club.
00:16:09Natural hair colors only.
00:16:11Anthony!
00:16:12Oh, hi!
00:16:13Of course, come on in.
00:16:15Great.
00:16:16Jonathan's working the door.
00:16:17Sorry, Elise.
00:16:18We're full.
00:16:20Seven, really?
00:16:21You went in my club?
00:16:22I texted you three times last week.
00:16:25Three times!
00:16:26Is your phone broken or your thumbs?
00:16:27Okay, look.
00:16:28We're on the list.
00:16:29Here, you see that?
00:16:31Let him in.
00:16:32You totes owe me something.
00:16:36Nice, natural, looking good.
00:16:38Uh-uh, Brent Michaels is waiting down over there,
00:16:40and you, darling, Sunset Strip is that way.
00:16:58Jamie, bro, you don't want his floppy seconds.
00:17:00Are you kidding me?
00:17:01They call him her for a reason.
00:17:03They check out the old dude and the cougar.
00:17:04Oh, you're not.
00:17:05I'm sorry.
00:17:05There's been some kind of misunderstanding.
00:17:07There you go.
00:17:07Huh.
00:17:08How many times do I have to tell you?
00:17:10I only date girls 25 and younger.
00:17:12I'm sorry.
00:17:16Oh, my God.
00:17:16Is that David Spade over there?
00:17:18That would be hot.
00:17:20God, this song is so disgusting.
00:17:23Oh, my God.
00:17:24Why should I check this guy out?
00:17:25That's the producer that I met the other night.
00:17:27He's so hot.
00:17:28I'm well-connected.
00:17:30Oh, my God's mind.
00:17:31You're my wingman?
00:17:32Yes.
00:17:33Okay.
00:17:35Uh-oh.
00:17:36Don't look over there.
00:17:42Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:17:44I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:17:47I'm just going to go to the bathroom.
00:17:50Oh, ah!
00:17:52Jake?
00:17:53Dad, baby.
00:17:54What are you doing here?
00:17:55Well, let me guess.
00:17:57Baby's mama?
00:17:58You just called me a baby?
00:18:00Jakey, she didn't just call me a baby, now, did she?
00:18:02What?
00:18:03Don't screw with me, slut.
00:18:05Excuse me?
00:18:06You don't know her, do you, Jakey?
00:18:08Yes.
00:18:08Uh, baby, this is Dave.
00:18:10I'm sorry to hate her.
00:18:14Well, not anymore, you don't.
00:18:18Bye-bye.
00:18:19Bye-bye.
00:18:20Bye-bye.
00:18:21Bye-bye.
00:18:22This is my first bitch slap, but seeing the look on her Botoxed face...
00:18:26You deserve him.
00:18:27...totally makes it worth it.
00:18:30I like.
00:18:31Mmm.
00:18:32Mmm.
00:18:32Mmm.
00:18:33Mmm.
00:18:33Mmm.
00:18:34And he's going to put me in this next movie.
00:18:36But isn't he kind of old?
00:18:37Aren't you going to have to, you know...
00:18:39...do him?
00:18:40Probably.
00:18:41Oh, God.
00:18:42If I have to stand here and listen to this bimbo yap about the blowjob she'll have to give to get a movie part, I'll pee my pants.
00:18:48Um, excuse me.
00:18:50We're in line.
00:18:53Um, actually, you're at the mirror, which doesn't really constitute the line.
00:18:59Whatever.
00:19:00Just go.
00:19:01It's fine.
00:19:03Okay.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:06And ick on you.
00:19:08Hmm.
00:19:09I'll give you my number, and then, you know, maybe we can hang out some time.
00:19:18You want to give me your number?
00:19:19Yeah, sure.
00:19:20I'll put it down.
00:19:20Totally.
00:19:21Cool.
00:19:21Yeah.
00:19:22We'll just bypass the whole little coffee thing.
00:19:23Yeah, right.
00:19:24That's just awkward.
00:19:25Yeah, I know.
00:19:26I know.
00:19:28Gosh.
00:19:29Oh.
00:19:29Oh.
00:19:30Oh.
00:19:30Hola.
00:19:33What?
00:19:34No, I didn't pee on my hands.
00:19:36Yeah, mama.
00:19:37Hey.
00:19:38Hey.
00:19:39Hey, did you see Zach?
00:19:39He's over there in the corner booth.
00:19:40Uh, no, I didn't see him.
00:19:41Did you see JP?
00:19:42Yep.
00:19:43I saw him.
00:19:43He looks really hot tonight.
00:19:44Did you talk to him?
00:19:45Did you just say he looks hot?
00:19:46Sorry.
00:19:47That was really tacky, wasn't it?
00:19:48So, what's the deal with you and Zach?
00:19:49Have you guys ever hooked up before?
00:19:50Zach?
00:19:51Yeah.
00:19:52Uh, no.
00:19:53I mean, not really.
00:19:54Seriously?
00:19:55Yeah, seriously.
00:19:56Why are you asking?
00:19:57I just can't believe you've never hooked up with him before.
00:19:58Yeah, well, I mean, we've hung out a lot, but nope.
00:19:59Well, if you were telling me you're just going to leave him to the uneducated models
00:20:02of L.A., then I am going to have to jump his bones.
00:20:03For both of us.
00:20:04So are you an actress?
00:20:05No, no, no, no, no, not really.
00:20:18I thought I was for a minute, but it turns out it's not for me.
00:20:23Way too much self-analyzing.
00:20:28I thought I was for a minute, but it turns out it's not for me.
00:20:32It's way too much self-analyzing.
00:20:35So what do you do now?
00:20:36I design jewelry. These are mine.
00:20:39They're very nice.
00:20:40Thanks.
00:20:41Oh, my gosh. Is it here?
00:20:43It's here. What?
00:20:43Zast magazine was named number one in their hottest men alive issue.
00:20:47Yes.
00:20:47Can I process that?
00:20:48Oh, come on. Are you kidding?
00:20:50Come on, Cece. It's Zast magazine.
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:53It's not exactly...
00:20:54Wait, you're leaving?
00:20:56Yeah, where's Becca?
00:20:57She was a producer.
00:21:02Maybe she gets home okay.
00:21:03Okay.
00:21:05Bye.
00:21:12I don't. Excuse me for one second.
00:21:14Hey, guys. Hey, Dale.
00:21:15Hey, Dale.
00:21:17Hey, hey, Dale.
00:21:18Focus back together!
00:21:21I'll hold him up, Zach.
00:21:25Crazy.
00:21:26Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me sometimes.
00:21:30Listen, I didn't get a chance to talk to you.
00:21:32I wanted to see if you wanted to go to dinner next week.
00:21:34Um, I can't.
00:21:37I didn't even give you a day.
00:21:38Well, I'm sorry. I know. I'm just...
00:21:41I'm slammed right now.
00:21:43Working in this retarded dating reality show.
00:21:46Okay.
00:21:48Well, I mean, look, if you're not too busy, then maybe, uh, you can make about my show with the label next week.
00:21:53We can hang out after that.
00:21:55Yeah?
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:57Because you didn't exactly make that show you promised you'd come to the other night.
00:21:59Oh, I'm...
00:22:00I'm sorry.
00:22:02It's okay.
00:22:02I totally forgot.
00:22:04Hey, you know what?
00:22:05Next week, though, for sure.
00:22:06Okay.
00:22:07Good.
00:22:07Because you had me a little bit worried there, you know?
00:22:11It's not like you to just drop off the grid like that.
00:22:13You're my L.A. comfort food, you know?
00:22:15I need to see you every so often.
00:22:17L.A. comfort food.
00:22:18I like that.
00:22:22I'm sorry.
00:22:23It's just been one of those months.
00:22:25You know, that photographer, J.P. and I...
00:22:28Right.
00:22:29We were sort of dating on and off, and then I found out that he got this supermodel pregnant, and...
00:22:34I mean, I didn't even want to come out tonight, and I ran into them.
00:22:38And I just...
00:22:39I don't know.
00:22:40I just can't hit the Hollywood scene anymore.
00:22:42It's just...
00:22:43It's not for me.
00:22:44I didn't even know you were dating anyone.
00:22:46I thought you were...
00:22:47I thought you were single.
00:22:48Well, slightly single.
00:22:51I mean, it was never anything fully committed.
00:22:55Well, breakups are always pretty tough.
00:22:58Yeah, I just don't get the sound.
00:23:01Everyone is always on the search for the bigger, better deal.
00:23:04It just...
00:23:05Yeah, but you know it's all about hype, right?
00:23:07I mean, at the end of the day, that's all it is.
00:23:08It's hype.
00:23:09Well, yeah, but it's different when you're famous.
00:23:14You're part of something better that people are searching for.
00:23:16But I am the exact same person that I've always been.
00:23:20I mean, I'm not in this business for the hype.
00:23:22Hey, Zach!
00:23:23Come here!
00:23:25Come on, I got it.
00:23:28Am I going to be on the cover of a tablet as your newest squeeze?
00:23:31I think I can handle that.
00:23:35Right.
00:23:36Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:23:39It's okay.
00:23:39I like a good headbutt.
00:23:41That was...
00:23:41Yeah, I was...
00:23:42I went to kiss her cheek in a...
00:23:43I am such an idiot.
00:23:46He was clearly going for the lips.
00:23:50Okay, well, have a good night.
00:23:51Thanks.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:52Seven and I work in a production company that cranks out crappy reality shows.
00:24:03Our job is to find and cast a quote-unquote talent, such as it is.
00:24:08So, just be natural and forget that the camera's even here.
00:24:12Oh, well, I'm very comfortable in front of a camera.
00:24:15So, why don't you tell me how you and Bert met?
00:24:17I'm sure that's a great story.
00:24:19We met on the Internet.
00:24:21Now take these two.
00:24:22They're here for a slot on the upcoming show, Geezer Town.
00:24:26Some people will say or do just about anything to be on TV.
00:24:30A blue pill a day makes your lady want to stay.
00:24:34Oh, yeah!
00:24:35Hey, Dale.
00:24:38Oh, oh.
00:24:40Seven!
00:24:41There's a call for you online, too.
00:24:43Oh, really?
00:24:44Um, I'll be back in just a second.
00:24:47Oh!
00:24:51This is Dale Squire.
00:24:53Dale, it's Becca.
00:24:56Can you come pick me up, please?
00:24:57Yeah, what's wrong?
00:24:59I'm up to a heating.
00:25:01It's like a saucepan.
00:25:02Take a laugh.
00:25:03Okay, I'll be there in two seconds.
00:25:05You don't want to leave this in there.
00:25:10That was Becca.
00:25:11She was crying.
00:25:13I don't know.
00:25:13I've got to go pick her up.
00:25:14I'll be back in 20 minutes.
00:25:16Can you cover for me?
00:25:17With the phone, sex, and cyberspacing 80-year-old couple.
00:25:19Yes.
00:25:20Please.
00:25:21They're kind of scaring me.
00:25:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:22Go.
00:25:28Three, two, one.
00:25:31Oh, geez.
00:25:34What happened?
00:25:46Becca, what happened?
00:25:47What's wrong?
00:25:49What happened?
00:25:51You have got to be kidding me.
00:25:53I just don't understand.
00:25:55I mean, you got a boot six months ago.
00:25:57How does someone get a boot on their car twice in less than a year?
00:25:59Every Monday, I have to get up and move my car before 9 a.m.
00:26:049 a.m.
00:26:05And?
00:26:07Sometimes I forget, okay?
00:26:08On days like this, it's really helpful to remember that Becca donates blood, rescues puppies, and
00:26:15volunteers at the local soup kitchen.
00:26:17How much?
00:26:19$980.
00:26:20$980.
00:26:20$980?
00:26:22Yes.
00:26:23It's okay.
00:26:24You know what?
00:26:24We'll get the money.
00:26:25We'll get the money.
00:26:25Love is alive.
00:26:42Alive like a newborn child
00:26:47Love is a war
00:26:50Broken and running wild
00:26:54Love is a thief
00:26:56And I'm stealing our hearts
00:27:02Tonight
00:27:03And you give it to me
00:27:10Give me all of you
00:27:14You're all I see
00:27:17You're all I want is to be
00:27:22Can take
00:27:24Take me away
00:27:26Wow, he is good
00:27:30I know, right?
00:27:32He looks so different
00:27:33I don't think he's as clean as he used to be
00:27:35Clean?
00:27:36He's got that whole grungy rock star thing working for him
00:27:40You can say that again
00:27:41Hey Jill, where's Drew tonight?
00:27:46Oh, he had a movie screening
00:27:47And then he's going out the guys
00:27:49Because he's so excited about the whole engagement
00:27:51Yes, he's so excited
00:27:53And I decided that I don't want a long engagement
00:27:55So we set a date
00:27:56September
00:27:57Oh
00:27:58That's great
00:28:01Don't you think that's a little quick?
00:28:03Uh, no, Holly, I don't
00:28:05I'm pushing 30, okay?
00:28:06You just tell me how it feels when you get here
00:28:08I'm 25, Jill
00:28:10It's not like you're 100
00:28:11Yeah, count me out on this one
00:28:13Well, my agent told me never to divulge my real age
00:28:15So I really can't participate in this conversation either
00:28:17And you both smell like desperate whores
00:28:20Thank you
00:28:21Thank you all for coming, thank you very much
00:28:28You made it, huh?
00:28:32That was incredible
00:28:35That was amazing
00:28:36You think?
00:28:37Yeah, you know everyone, right?
00:28:39Yeah, definitely lovely ladies of LA, of course
00:28:41And Seven, how are you?
00:28:42Much better now that you're here
00:28:43How are you?
00:28:43Good
00:28:44Good
00:28:45How are you doing?
00:28:49I'm going to go to the bar
00:28:51Anybody want a drink?
00:28:52You guys want to join?
00:28:53Sure
00:28:53Why not?
00:28:54I'll stay
00:28:54Will you get me another Jack and Coke?
00:28:56Yeah, sure
00:28:56Okay
00:28:57Hey, okay
00:28:59Hey, where did Dale go?
00:29:06Oh, she went to the bar
00:29:07Oh, well, Cece, this is Hallie
00:29:09I didn't get a chance to introduce you guys the other night
00:29:11No, it's nice to meet you
00:29:12Same
00:29:13Oh, this is my girlfriend Dominique
00:29:15So, when are you practicing tomorrow?
00:29:19Why don't you hear the new song?
00:29:20Oh, but Cece works A&R for our tour manager
00:29:22So everything's got to get the thumbs up from her
00:29:25Well, I'm easy
00:29:26I mean, well, not kind of easy, you know
00:29:28But with a voice like his, you can't do much wrong
00:29:30She's, uh, she's cute
00:29:34I say go for it
00:29:35You're in trouble, you know, that's Cece
00:29:37What?
00:29:38Afraid you're going to fall in love?
00:29:42Hold it
00:29:42Hold it
00:29:44Okay, you have got to stop it with the winks
00:29:51She winks?
00:29:52All the time
00:29:53Becca is a winker
00:29:55Becca's a wanker?
00:29:57No, not a wanker, a winker
00:29:58She winks
00:29:59I only do it to guys that I think are cute, okay?
00:30:04It's for this movie I'm doing
00:30:05It's a character role
00:30:06Hi
00:30:07So what are you guys doing afterwards?
00:30:09Um, home
00:30:10Yeah, I gotta work early in the morning
00:30:12Whoa, whoa, lame, lame
00:30:13Excuse me, can I have, uh, can we get six tequila shots?
00:30:16Pop shell?
00:30:17Yes
00:30:17Oh, no
00:30:18No, that is trouble
00:30:20I puked
00:30:20I'll clean it up
00:30:22Oh, God
00:30:23Uh, count yourself lucky you even got her out
00:30:26She's always in bed by 10 p.m
00:30:27Maybe it's just one night
00:30:29Uh, I would, but I really should go
00:30:33Me either
00:30:34I'm interviewing wedding planners in the morning
00:30:36I have an audition at night
00:30:37I'm casting
00:30:38I'm free
00:30:39Okay
00:30:40Yeah, okay
00:30:41Well, I'll let you do all the stuff at this one time, okay?
00:30:45But next time, you're staying, all of you, staying
00:30:47Okay, good job
00:30:48Okay, bye
00:30:48Bye, thanks for coming, guys
00:30:50I don't mean to be rude, but can I get an autograph?
00:30:55Oh, yeah, sure
00:30:56Thanks
00:31:01I'm a big fan
00:31:03Thank you
00:31:04Wow, that is a lot of tequila
00:31:07Oh, yeah
00:31:09I'm just letting you know now that tequila and I are a wild mix
00:31:11Things might get silly
00:31:13Okay
00:31:15All right, but only if you do a wraparound
00:31:19Go like this
00:31:26Just once
00:31:30And I'm not going to let you put your penis in my ass either
00:31:33It's an out-hole, not an in-hole
00:31:34Why are you being such a prude?
00:31:36I'm not being a prude
00:31:37I'm just not a porn star, okay?
00:31:38Now it's our lack of sex in front of everybody
00:31:41I just had the wedding on my mind
00:31:43Oh, surprise
00:31:44You haven't had any input in BTW
00:31:47BTW, Jesus
00:31:50It's because I work and I don't sit at home eating chip and dip and obsess over the wedding
00:31:55What?
00:31:55Yes, it is disgusting what you're doing
00:31:57It's a pig
00:31:57I'm a pig
00:31:58Hi
00:31:58Hi
00:31:59Hi
00:32:00Hi
00:32:00Are you guys okay?
00:32:02Yeah, we're good
00:32:02We're just here working on our calves
00:32:04Hey, hi
00:32:05Well, that's, I know
00:32:07That's, um, that's, uh
00:32:08That is, uh, a client
00:32:10Jill
00:32:11God
00:32:12Yeah, right
00:32:13Back off
00:32:13Yeah, right
00:32:14That's what it is
00:32:15Jill calls her engagement to Drew
00:32:18A match made in heaven
00:32:19Watching them squabble about wedding cakes
00:32:22And the medicinal benefits of anal sex
00:32:24I couldn't help but think that heaven has a strange sense of humor
00:32:27I'll call you later, okay?
00:32:29Okay
00:32:29Okay
00:32:30Come on, Bowie
00:32:31Bowie?
00:32:32Terrible, then
00:32:33Listen, I, I, I want to try it
00:32:35It's just one, one little
00:32:36We can't even go hike one
00:32:37Just one time
00:32:37No!
00:32:41You know, that camera looks very good on you
00:32:43Oh, you think?
00:32:45So what are you gonna do with these pictures?
00:32:46I don't know
00:32:47You know, maybe you sell them on the internet
00:32:48Make some money off your ass
00:32:50Album cover, my man
00:32:52I'm telling ya
00:32:54Want some?
00:32:56Oh, no, no, thanks, I'm cool
00:32:57You smoke too much, Jivers
00:32:59Way too much
00:33:00What?
00:33:01It's all natural
00:33:02They're all organic
00:33:04No chemicals
00:33:06Is this new?
00:33:08It is
00:33:09It's about a girl
00:33:11Is it about?
00:33:14That blonde?
00:33:15Blonde?
00:33:17No
00:33:17No blondes
00:33:19There ain't no words that I could say
00:33:24Cause words would just get in the way
00:33:29But it is written in the wind
00:33:35This is where it all begins
00:33:42I've been dreaming you to last
00:33:46I've been hoping every night
00:33:52Now you're wanting me to stay
00:33:57Keeps getting better every day
00:34:02Keeps getting better every day
00:34:03Every day
00:34:06And I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:09I think about it all the time
00:34:15I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:21I just can't get you off my mind
00:34:28I found a reason
00:34:30I found a reason for living
00:34:31I found a reason for loving
00:34:37See you later
00:34:38I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:42So how is Jill's wedding coming along?
00:34:45It's pretty good
00:34:46There's a bit of drama though
00:34:48Wow
00:34:49Drama in a wedding
00:34:50It's shocking
00:34:51Yeah well Jill wants this
00:34:52You know
00:34:53Chapel filled with 8,000
00:34:55Red roses
00:34:56And some like
00:34:57$80,000 wedding dinner
00:34:59And $7,000 wedding dress
00:35:01And her dad won't cover the entire tab
00:35:03Well I'm very glad that I'm not Drew right now
00:35:05Or her dad
00:35:06Yeah but that's just Jill
00:35:08You know
00:35:08We love her for it
00:35:10She's extravagant
00:35:10You know I've known her since I was 11
00:35:12We went to boarding school together
00:35:14Wow you went to boarding school when you were 11
00:35:16Did you miss your parents a lot?
00:35:18Yeah
00:35:19It's complicated
00:35:21When did you get home to see them?
00:35:23Well on the holidays
00:35:24Or you know
00:35:25The occasional odd long weekend
00:35:26I liked boarding school
00:35:29It was what I needed
00:35:30How do you mean?
00:35:34My parents died when I was a kid
00:35:36I've told you that right?
00:35:39No
00:35:39No I'm very sorry
00:35:41I didn't know that
00:35:42How did they die?
00:35:44Together?
00:35:46No they actually died separately
00:35:48My dad was when I was 5
00:35:50My mom was when I was 11
00:35:51Oh no
00:35:55No no
00:35:55It's
00:35:56It's not sad
00:35:57It was
00:35:58A really long time ago
00:35:59I just don't talk about it much
00:36:02Cause
00:36:02Um
00:36:06What about your parents?
00:36:08They're
00:36:08Still together right?
00:36:10Still together
00:36:10Yeah
00:36:11After
00:36:1230 years
00:36:13They're totally in love with each other
00:36:15It's amazing
00:36:15Oh you can get that
00:36:19No no no
00:36:20That's okay
00:36:21But you can get that
00:36:23Sorry
00:36:24Oh it's Howie
00:36:27Just
00:36:27Two seconds
00:36:28Hey
00:36:29Um yeah
00:36:31Yeah yeah
00:36:32I'm still here
00:36:33Um
00:36:36Sure
00:36:37That's fine
00:36:38Wait
00:36:41You didn't
00:36:42Really just do
00:36:42What I think you just did
00:36:43Did you?
00:36:44Because
00:36:44I kinda had plans
00:36:45To just spend the night with you
00:36:47Um
00:36:47She's outside
00:36:48How did she get my address?
00:36:50I don't know
00:36:51Not for me
00:36:52Hello
00:36:52Door's open
00:36:55Hi
00:36:56Dale said she was coming by
00:36:58To shoot the band today
00:36:59So I thought I'd surprise you
00:37:00Hey
00:37:01Hey
00:37:02We actually finished a couple hours ago
00:37:04But um
00:37:05Really?
00:37:06Yeah
00:37:06I wanted you
00:37:09To sit back down
00:37:10You're not
00:37:10Yeah
00:37:11No I know
00:37:12I'm sorry I'm lame
00:37:13But I
00:37:13Have to work in the morning
00:37:15So
00:37:16You should see the show she's casting
00:37:17It is so funny
00:37:18Look
00:37:19You could stay
00:37:19Have another beer
00:37:20Oh I'm sure we'll do it some other time
00:37:22But I'll see you guys later
00:37:23Just
00:37:23One
00:37:24One second
00:37:25Alright Mr. Zachary
00:37:29Um
00:37:29I'll text you tomorrow
00:37:30Why are you leaving?
00:37:33Because I have to work tomorrow
00:37:34And you're just gonna leave me
00:37:36With your friend
00:37:36Hey Zach
00:37:38Where's your corkscrew?
00:37:40Okay
00:37:40Okay
00:37:41Whatever
00:37:42She just showed up
00:37:45Hours later
00:37:46Unannounced
00:37:46I guess something did happen
00:37:48Between them the other night
00:37:49What'd Zach say?
00:37:51Well I mean he said
00:37:52He wanted me to stay
00:37:53And you know
00:37:54But I think it was just
00:37:54Playing dumb
00:37:55I'm gonna get you Dale
00:37:57I really don't
00:37:58What?
00:37:59Why don't you just go for him?
00:38:02Because
00:38:03Seven
00:38:03I'm done having
00:38:04Meaningless relationships
00:38:05With these loser LA guys
00:38:07Dun dun dun dun dun
00:38:08Whoa
00:38:08Zach is a loser LA guy
00:38:10No he's
00:38:14No he's not
00:38:15But anyhow
00:38:16I'm not his type
00:38:17Especially now that
00:38:18Hallie's all over him
00:38:19You are so wrong
00:38:21You're so wrong
00:38:22It doesn't matter
00:38:24Because
00:38:24Hey I'm gonna go out
00:38:25On a date with Hayden
00:38:26Whoa
00:38:27Whoa whoa
00:38:28But just his friend
00:38:28You're going out with Hayden?
00:38:30The fame seeking personal trainer
00:38:32Who's only using you to get ahead
00:38:34In this desperate city
00:38:35Oh
00:38:36Shit seven
00:38:37That's
00:38:37That's harsh
00:38:39He just wants to schmooze you
00:38:40So you listen to his
00:38:41Stupid reality show concept
00:38:43He's only interested
00:38:44In seeing what you can do
00:38:45For him and his career
00:38:46Because you have a career
00:38:47And the only reason
00:38:48Hallie isn't to Zach
00:38:49Is because you gave her
00:38:50The okay to pursue
00:38:51I never said pursue
00:38:54She asked me if we'd ever
00:38:55Hooked up
00:38:55And I said no
00:38:56But I
00:38:56I've never said this to you before
00:38:57But you are gonna regret this
00:38:59Trust me
00:39:01Damn it
00:39:02You're afraid of a real
00:39:03Relationship Dale
00:39:04Why does everyone
00:39:06Keep saying that
00:39:06I am not scared
00:39:08Of relationships
00:39:08But you're scared
00:39:09Of something
00:39:10Let's just forget about it
00:39:15Okay
00:39:27Sorry
00:39:29Yeah
00:39:29No I
00:39:30It's okay
00:39:31I just wasn't
00:39:32Expecting
00:39:33That
00:39:33Was it weird
00:39:37Seeing Dale
00:39:37Yeah
00:39:41Yeah it was weird
00:39:43I felt like I sensed
00:39:45Something between you guys
00:39:46Yeah
00:39:49Yeah I think
00:39:51Maybe you did
00:39:52I don't know
00:39:52Dale and I are really tight
00:39:53You know
00:39:55And um
00:39:55As I told you before
00:39:56Hallie
00:39:57I'm just not that interested
00:39:57In a relationship right now
00:39:59And I wouldn't want anyone
00:40:00To get the wrong impression
00:40:00About what's
00:40:02Going on here
00:40:02She's the one
00:40:05That told me to pursue you
00:40:06Just so you know
00:40:07She told you that
00:40:07Yeah
00:40:10You sound surprised
00:40:11She said you guys
00:40:12Were just friends
00:40:13You've never hooked up
00:40:14And that she isn't your type
00:40:15Not my type
00:40:17So are we cool
00:40:22Yeah
00:40:23Yeah yeah yeah
00:40:24We're cool
00:40:24We're cool
00:40:24But I just
00:40:25I don't think this is a very good idea
00:40:27Right now
00:40:28Okay
00:40:28This isn't a good idea
00:40:30Look
00:40:30I just
00:40:30I'm just not that into this
00:40:32Right now
00:40:33You're not into this
00:40:34No
00:40:34Are you into this
00:40:36Yeah
00:40:36Hey
00:40:45Hey Hayden
00:40:47Hey
00:40:48Is that a stutter
00:40:48Hey Hayden
00:40:49Oh
00:40:49I'm just joking
00:40:50I'm kidding
00:40:51Oh
00:40:51Oh
00:40:52Hey
00:40:54That's
00:40:55That's
00:40:56It's expected
00:40:56It's really
00:40:57Really nice to see you
00:40:58So this is a great restaurant
00:40:59It's got some health conscious options
00:41:01Okay
00:41:01Because you know
00:41:02I like to take care of myself
00:41:04As you can see
00:41:06I did notice
00:41:08Your pecs just now
00:41:09Oh
00:41:09Hey
00:41:11Hey
00:41:11Are you flexing?
00:41:14What a paltrow it's here
00:41:15Really
00:41:16What are your options for something low carb
00:41:23Low fat
00:41:23Low sodium
00:41:24High protein
00:41:25Which is better
00:41:25The bacon cheeseburger
00:41:27Or the baby back ribs
00:41:27It's Cajun sound
00:41:28Wild caught
00:41:29Or farm rage
00:41:30Do you have chicken fingers
00:41:31With branle
00:41:31Favorite
00:41:32Organic
00:41:33Vegan
00:41:33Non soy
00:41:33Gluten free
00:41:34Do you recommend the mac and cheese
00:41:35Have you seen that
00:41:36It's gonna look brilliant
00:41:37Because I don't want any
00:41:37Acrylamides in my food
00:41:38I have the crab cakes
00:41:39With butter sauce
00:41:39Extra butter
00:41:40Are these Swedish meatballs
00:41:41Kosher
00:41:42You're right
00:41:43But people really are vain here
00:41:45I mean I'm not
00:41:46I'm self aware
00:41:47Which is like
00:41:47Radically different
00:41:49And I'm self conscious
00:41:51Conscious of self
00:41:52Right
00:41:52I'm self conscious
00:41:54Which is a good thing I think
00:41:55What do you think
00:41:56Well I mean
00:41:56I think it's really good
00:41:57I'm all about my work
00:41:59And my body is my work
00:42:00So
00:42:00One might say that
00:42:02Yeah I'm all about my body
00:42:04But
00:42:04In some respects that is true
00:42:06But I mean
00:42:07You're completely missing the point
00:42:08And the point is
00:42:08Completely missed my point
00:42:14Okay rewind
00:42:16Reset
00:42:17Look
00:42:18I feel like I've got a great vibe
00:42:20Between you and me
00:42:21Great energy going on here
00:42:22So yeah
00:42:23Okay
00:42:23I get it
00:42:25So let's lay the facts down
00:42:27You want to be with me
00:42:29And vice versa
00:42:29That much is clear
00:42:30But my work
00:42:32Always comes first
00:42:33I need to lay that down
00:42:34Right off the bat
00:42:34Basically
00:42:36My body comes before you
00:42:37He seems perfect
00:42:39Good looking
00:42:40Somewhat single minded
00:42:42Somewhat vain
00:42:43And it's not too bright
00:42:45No promise of a great romance
00:42:47No chance of falling too hard
00:42:49For this guy
00:42:50No risk of getting hurt
00:42:52But is this right for me
00:42:55I'm kind of sensing a pattern here
00:42:59She's got this great
00:43:00Beautiful chest on you
00:43:02With great definitions
00:43:03You probably bench press quite a bit
00:43:04Is Seven right about me
00:43:05I hate for Seven to be right
00:43:08Because he's always right
00:43:09About that kind of stuff
00:43:10Seriously
00:43:16I don't think that's jerky
00:43:17I need a sign
00:43:18Is this right for me
00:43:21I got this great idea
00:43:23I know you're gonna love it
00:43:24Fitness fanatics
00:43:28It's my reality TV show
00:43:30Check please
00:43:33Is that for checks?
00:43:35Hi
00:43:44Ready Freddy?
00:43:47We're walking right?
00:43:49You don't want to drive?
00:43:50You guys
00:43:50It's two blocks
00:43:51They have valet parking
00:43:53You know
00:43:53So where's Hallie this morning?
00:44:03I don't know
00:44:03I saw her on Tuesday
00:44:04And I haven't seen her
00:44:05For the rest of the week
00:44:06You know that she changed
00:44:08Her status to
00:44:08It's complicated?
00:44:10What does that mean?
00:44:11It's complicated?
00:44:13With who?
00:44:14Oh my gosh you guys
00:44:16The yoga instructor
00:44:17Just smiled at me
00:44:18He is the cutest dimple
00:44:20Okay he's telling us to shut up
00:44:23His smile is his estate it's in
00:44:25Oh gosh
00:44:26Namaste
00:44:29Namaste
00:44:30You guys really do this all the time?
00:44:34Yeah
00:44:34I have to
00:44:35I'm older than you
00:44:36You get fatter quicker
00:44:38Sorry I'm late
00:44:39I just got your message
00:44:40You're late
00:44:42Hey
00:44:44Hey
00:44:46What's going on?
00:44:48You guys look so serious
00:44:49I was telling Dale about my wedding
00:44:50Drew still hasn't picked a tux yet
00:44:52Or groomsmen for that matter
00:44:55Well you know
00:44:56We're guys
00:44:57We take a little bit longer
00:44:58We're that kind of stuff
00:44:58Yeah
00:45:00Well I gotta go
00:45:03I have a hair appointment at two
00:45:04And then a couple jewelry design appointments
00:45:06Wow that's so fetch
00:45:07Congrats girl
00:45:08Thanks girl
00:45:09So I'll call you later
00:45:10Hey do you mind driving me home?
00:45:13No yoga
00:45:14No
00:45:15We missed it
00:45:16Um yeah
00:45:17I guess
00:45:18Okay
00:45:20When did that start
00:45:22And did you know?
00:45:24Well I mean I kind of guessed but
00:45:26Does she know about you two?
00:45:28What's there to know?
00:45:30Hallie should know better
00:45:31Seriously
00:45:32Anybody that knows you would know that you are so hot for him
00:45:34Becca I am not so hot for him
00:45:36No he's your friend
00:45:37And it is so typical of Hallie
00:45:40She's a fame whore
00:45:41No she's not
00:45:43It's
00:45:43Dammit she is a fame whore
00:45:47No she's not
00:45:48Oh god
00:45:49Hallie's just frustrating me so much right now
00:45:51And she doesn't deserve that
00:45:53Hallie was scared for me when I had that swine flu
00:45:55Every time I've broken up with a quasi boyfriend
00:45:58I don't know what I would have done about that stalker
00:46:02If it wasn't for Hallie
00:46:02I need something to take my mind off all this
00:46:06Jill I don't know what I would do without you
00:46:11Oh come on
00:46:12That's what friends are for
00:46:13Oh honey do you like that setting?
00:46:16Yeah no I do
00:46:16It's nice
00:46:17You didn't even look
00:46:18No I did
00:46:19I'm looking
00:46:19Yeah I love it
00:46:20It's
00:46:20What do you think Dale?
00:46:22Oh that's beautiful
00:46:23Yeah?
00:46:24Okay I gotta go
00:46:24I gotta go
00:46:25I gotta go
00:46:25Wait what?
00:46:25I gotta go
00:46:26I gotta go
00:46:26I'm 20 minutes late for the meeting
00:46:28Oh look at
00:46:29That's great
00:46:30That was my favorite
00:46:30I love you
00:46:32I love you
00:46:32I so much
00:46:33I love you
00:46:34Shit
00:46:36He makes me so mad
00:46:37We're planning the registry for the most important day of our life
00:46:41And he just leaves
00:46:42Maybe he's just feeling a bit of
00:46:44A bit of what?
00:46:45Anxiety?
00:46:46Can't believe you're defending him
00:46:48What?
00:46:49No
00:46:49No no no
00:46:50I'm not defending him
00:46:51You just don't understand
00:46:52You can't possibly comprehend what it feels like inside of me right now
00:46:55Because you've never been here
00:46:56Well it's
00:46:57That's true
00:46:59I used to think about what it'd be like
00:47:01To live your life Dale
00:47:03Just walking in your shoes
00:47:05Nobody expects anything from you
00:47:08They don't
00:47:09No one expects anything from me?
00:47:12Mm-hmm
00:47:13Because you don't have parents expecting babies and marriages and perfect husbands
00:47:17It's really hard
00:47:19I mean it's true but
00:47:20It doesn't mean I want to end up alone
00:47:23Tell me something girl
00:47:26Am I expecting too much?
00:47:30Is wanting my fiance to be excited about our wedding
00:47:33Is that too much?
00:47:38I don't know Jill
00:47:38Back at St. Mary's for our first communion
00:47:41The biggest deal was finding out who you were going to get paired up with
00:47:45I dreamed of walking down the aisle with Billy Dobson
00:47:49Hand in hand
00:47:51But no such luck
00:47:52He was paired with Jill
00:47:53And I ended up with what's-his-face who picked his nose all the time
00:47:56I wonder if I'll ever get to walk down the aisle with a Billy Dobson of my own
00:48:02Oh, is this your parents?
00:48:13Yeah, that's them
00:48:14And is this you with your mother?
00:48:18Yeah
00:48:19Here, look at this one
00:48:24Oh, that's great
00:48:26With the smoke around Jill's face
00:48:28Yeah
00:48:29So how's Hallie?
00:48:33Looks like you guys are an item now, huh?
00:48:34No
00:48:35No, not an item
00:48:37Definitely not
00:48:37She's a very nice girl
00:48:40But she doesn't take no for an answer, does she?
00:48:44Well, you're a big boy
00:48:45I'm sure you can handle her
00:48:46Hey, um
00:48:48I wanted to ask you
00:48:49Did you tell her to pursue me?
00:48:54I-
00:48:55Hello there, Miss Homebody
00:48:56Why aren't you dressed yet?
00:48:58For what?
00:48:58Did you forget my big screen debut, Dale?
00:49:01We're going to my L.A. red carpet premiere
00:49:03Hello
00:49:03What do you think, Johnson?
00:49:06I think she's dead
00:49:07No excuses
00:49:13Seven was supposed to tell you
00:49:15Yeah, well, he didn't
00:49:16Oh, my God, I did, actually
00:49:18It's just that you had your head buried in those photos
00:49:20And you didn't notice
00:49:20Well, I mean, can I wear this?
00:49:22It's L.A.
00:49:23You can wear whatever you want
00:49:24Yeah
00:49:25Okay, I'll just grab my purse
00:49:26I'll get your heels
00:49:27Well, hello to you, too
00:49:30I thought you said you had a meeting to go to
00:49:31What?
00:49:32You said you had a meeting, remember, when I texted you earlier?
00:49:35Oh, yeah, I did, but, uh, but I'm done now
00:49:37Hallie, Hallie, what's up? What's going on?
00:49:39What's going on?
00:49:40I think I should be asking you that question
00:49:41Excuse me?
00:49:42What is going on, Dale?
00:49:44Well, uh, nothing?
00:49:47Did I miss something here?
00:49:48Wait, do you like him now? Is that it?
00:49:51Look, I'm just going to leave, all right?
00:49:53Of course you are
00:49:54Zach, you're a piece of crap, you know that?
00:49:57You're just another famous asshole guy
00:49:59Who thinks he can screw around with any girl he wants
00:50:01And then not call him, well, fuck you
00:50:02We're not even dating, Hallie
00:50:03I've told you that ten times
00:50:04Okay, look, look, I'm just going to leave, all right?
00:50:07Dale, as long as I'm here, this is not going to end well
00:50:09Just leave, okay?
00:50:14I bet you wanted that to happen, didn't you?
00:50:18I'm seriously not following you, Hallie
00:50:20You really need to calm down
00:50:21You put on this little woe is me act
00:50:23But I'm not buying it
00:50:24Just because you throw yourself at every guy
00:50:27Who's famous, who you think can get you somewhere
00:50:29And who you think wants you and then shoots you down
00:50:31You know what? Don't take that out on me, okay?
00:50:34You play the victim thing really well
00:50:36But it's a load of crap
00:50:38Shut up
00:50:39You're not my friend, Dale
00:50:41You're just like every other two-faced girl in L.A.
00:50:43You just play it better
00:50:44What, you guys? This is retarded
00:50:46But you're just going to take her side?
00:50:47I'm not taking anybody's side, okay?
00:50:50Come on, Hallie, let's go
00:50:51Just don't touch me
00:50:52That really just happened?
00:50:57This week on Dirty Roomies
00:51:07What are you going to clean this up? I can't live like this
00:51:09I made the mess, I don't understand why I should have to clean it up
00:51:12You guys had sex?
00:51:14We have to do a paper edit on these and get them to be lettered
00:51:16The producers want to see it by Friday
00:51:18I think clean's overrated
00:51:20There's so much food down the street
00:51:22I'm not pooping where I eat
00:51:23There's something really truthful about just waiting and doing your whole job at once
00:51:27We're going to just use up all the dishes
00:51:29And then it's time to clean
00:51:31So you want to talk about it?
00:51:37Not really
00:51:37Hallie call?
00:51:41No
00:51:41Call her?
00:51:43And say what?
00:51:44I haven't done anything
00:51:45Until I do it
00:51:46I'm not a housewife
00:51:47I found fleas in the bedroom
00:51:49You mean my pets?
00:51:50I think fleas are people too
00:51:51And they should be treated as such
00:51:53Those are my pets
00:51:54And you're going to kill them?
00:51:56Are you a murderer?
00:51:58Seven, what do you think I should do?
00:52:01Be honest
00:52:01Well, I've been honest
00:52:04Not with Hallie
00:52:06With herself
00:52:08Sorry, babe
00:52:11I cannot give you any more advice on this one
00:52:13And you put on your pants
00:52:15You look like this
00:52:16You know, look
00:52:16If Vanessa has a problem with it
00:52:17She should clean that shit up
00:52:18Hey, it's Dale
00:52:20Listen, Hallie
00:52:22Will you
00:52:22Maybe just call me back
00:52:24Please
00:52:24Since I have a private number
00:52:27Hallie won't pick up
00:52:28Neither will any of our friends
00:52:30In case it's, you know
00:52:31Someone annoying
00:52:32They will call you back
00:52:34But since we all have private numbers
00:52:36It's nearly impossible
00:52:37For us to communicate by phone
00:52:39Fortunately
00:52:40I pick up my phone
00:52:41Otherwise this game of trading voicemails
00:52:43Would never end
00:52:44Hello?
00:52:45Hey, it's Hallie
00:52:46Hey
00:52:48Jerk off
00:52:49This guy's on his cell phone
00:52:52I can't drive
00:52:53Sorry
00:52:56Hey, are you okay?
00:52:59Yeah, I'm okay
00:53:00How are you?
00:53:02Hey, um
00:53:02You want to meet up for dinner tonight
00:53:04And maybe just
00:53:05Clear the air about everything?
00:53:07Yeah, I think we should
00:53:08How does 8pm at Cascade count?
00:53:10Alright, sounds good
00:53:11Great, I'll meet you there
00:53:12You didn't think I'd forget, did you?
00:53:22Wow, they're beautiful
00:53:23Thank you
00:53:24So what are big plans for tonight?
00:53:27Well, that was, um, Hallie
00:53:30She wants to, uh, get together
00:53:31And think so we can talk about everything
00:53:33I think she forgot it was my birthday, though
00:53:35I mean, it was just understandable
00:53:37Under the circumstances
00:53:38What about the other girls?
00:53:40I guess it slipped their mind
00:53:41Jill's all wrapped up in her wedding
00:53:43And, you know, Becca just got that huge movie
00:53:45So, it's okay
00:53:47Happy birthday, though
00:53:49Hi, I have a reservation for, um, Squire or Hallie Kimball
00:54:01Thanks
00:54:04Surprise!
00:54:09You didn't think you were going to forget, did you?
00:54:11I kind of did
00:54:12Happy birthday
00:54:13Happy birthday
00:54:14Alright, you guys, let's dance
00:54:16Make a wish
00:54:40But don't tell anyone or it won't come true
00:54:42What could I possibly wish for?
00:54:45Happy birthday
00:54:50Woo!
00:54:52Happy birthday
00:54:53Thank you, guys
00:54:54Bye
00:54:55You're drunk, Jill.
00:55:13You never cared before when I was drunk.
00:55:15And it's Dale's birthday for Christ's sake.
00:55:19You have got to lower your voice now, because now you're making a scene.
00:55:22You've got to relax, Drew, because there's nothing I've never heard before.
00:55:26You are so self-centered, Drew.
00:55:30There's bigger things happening in the world than your stupid actor clients and the Nielsen ratings on the TV.
00:55:36You're now officially embarrassing everybody here, okay?
00:55:39Don't you dare effing tell me that I'm embarrassing you, okay?
00:55:44Because my friends think you're a douchebag.
00:55:47A nasty-ass sleazebag agent.
00:55:50Drew, we don't think you're a douchebag.
00:55:52It's okay. Thanks.
00:55:54Oh, where are you going to go?
00:55:55Are you going to go home and masturbate to one of your anime porns?
00:56:00It's cartoons.
00:56:02He made me watch anime porn.
00:56:03Yeah, I'm going to go home and masturbate.
00:56:05It's disgusting.
00:56:07Because it's better than anything you're giving me at home.
00:56:09No, because you love to masturbate.
00:56:11Because for you, it's like having sex with somebody that you love.
00:56:14Yourself.
00:56:15Wait, did you just make that up?
00:56:16Annie Hall, 77.
00:56:17I'm going home!
00:56:19You're going to go screw one of your actresses?
00:56:22One of your stupid, slutty, sleep-your-way-to-the-top actresses?
00:56:29I need to go to the bathroom.
00:56:33Somebody put the sticker on.
00:56:34Because now she's drunk and you're pissed off.
00:56:37That's like the worst combination for you.
00:56:39I know.
00:56:40Oh, just...
00:56:40It's okay with me.
00:56:41It's okay.
00:56:41I'm stuck.
00:56:49I'm sorry, Dale.
00:56:50Jill, you don't have to be sorry.
00:56:52You just got a little wasted.
00:56:53That's all.
00:56:54Oh, I drank too much.
00:56:57Never drinking again.
00:56:59Heard that one before.
00:57:04I don't think he wants to marry me, you guys.
00:57:07And then I'm getting married in three weeks.
00:57:11No.
00:57:12Don't worry about Drew right now.
00:57:13Just finish blowing chunks, okay?
00:57:16Why don't you go make sure everything's okay out there?
00:57:18I'll stay here with Jill.
00:57:19Okay.
00:57:21Listen, Hallie.
00:57:23I'm really sorry.
00:57:24Are we okay?
00:57:25Yeah, we're okay.
00:57:26I said a lot of things I didn't mean.
00:57:28I'm sorry.
00:57:28Me too.
00:57:29I'm so sorry.
00:57:30You're okay.
00:57:30Look what the cat dragged in.
00:57:39Seven told me about your little surprise party.
00:57:42You know, it's your birthday, so I wanted to come out.
00:57:45See you.
00:57:46I'm glad you did.
00:57:49Wait, where are the girls?
00:57:52Oh, my God.
00:57:53I told everybody he jacks off.
00:57:56Two cartoons.
00:57:57Oh, God.
00:57:58I am not drunk, but I definitely am sorry.
00:58:04Come on, let's come get something to eat.
00:58:05I'm really hungry.
00:58:07You two want to come eat?
00:58:08Oh, no, we'll stay.
00:58:09I mean, I'll stay again.
00:58:10I'll stay with you.
00:58:13Okay.
00:58:14Aww.
00:58:19Bye.
00:58:20Thank you, guys.
00:58:24Going?
00:58:25Wow.
00:58:26Friday night.
00:58:27Yeah, definitely.
00:58:30Is it a birthday dance?
00:58:32I don't know.
00:58:32Come on.
00:58:33Come on.
00:58:33Come on.
00:58:34I wish that I was walking
00:58:38Because I would not be stopping
00:58:43Till I wake in your backyard
00:58:47Till I wake in your backyard
00:58:52Oh, finally.
00:58:58You're so cute.
00:59:01I knew it.
00:59:05Do you feel older?
00:59:07Yes.
00:59:09So when is your tour starting?
00:59:12You know, we actually just had to push another month.
00:59:14Our tour manager totally screwed it up.
00:59:16Um, she got the dates wrong.
00:59:18Actually, Cece, whom I think you've met.
00:59:22Oh.
00:59:23The blonde?
00:59:23Yeah, the blonde.
00:59:24At the park and then at the show.
00:59:27Yeah.
00:59:27Right.
00:59:28You had a thing with her, right?
00:59:29No.
00:59:32No, no, no, no.
00:59:32She works with me.
00:59:34She's a tour manager.
00:59:35I'm not into guys.
00:59:38But what makes you think that I was into her?
00:59:41The fact that I'm now officially an idiot.
00:59:45His lesbian tour manager?
00:59:46Oh.
00:59:50To feel I might be falling
00:59:53I love the way you say
00:59:56It's a birthday present.
01:00:03It'll bring you luck.
01:00:04I thought you could use it a little bit.
01:00:13It's...
01:00:14No, it's great.
01:00:18You're welcome.
01:00:18You're welcome.
01:00:24You're not my little man.
01:00:27No.
01:00:29No.
01:00:29It's actually...
01:00:30Just the opposite.
01:00:32And that's the problem.
01:00:38Good night.
01:00:38Don't get too attached, Dale.
01:00:47Come on, Jill.
01:00:48We're going to go have a sleepover at Dale's tonight.
01:00:51Drew!
01:00:52You okay?
01:00:54Just a couple glasses of water and some sleep.
01:00:57Let's go.
01:00:58Yeah.
01:00:58Come on, babe.
01:01:01Here.
01:01:01Come on, babe.
01:01:01Do you why?
01:01:04Oh, that's disgusting.
01:01:05No.
01:01:06This is definitely picture worthy.
01:01:07Is that her puke bucket?
01:01:21Okay, Becca's Panny.
01:01:24That's so funny.
01:01:29She's a kid.
01:01:29They're Granny Panny.
01:01:30Bowie.
01:01:32He's gonna have the worst diarrhea in the world.
01:01:33It's so weird getting older, isn't it?
01:01:39Everything just changes so fast.
01:01:43Yeah, but that's supposed to be the exciting part, isn't it?
01:01:47Why haven't you ever dated Zach?
01:01:53Because I never felt like I was good enough for him.
01:01:58But you like him a lot, right?
01:02:01Yeah.
01:02:02And you think he's handsome.
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:05And he likes the doll ears?
01:02:08Yeah.
01:02:09That's Bowie.
01:02:11And he's one of your best friends.
01:02:13Mm-hmm.
01:02:15So why don't you pursue him?
01:02:17I always liked him.
01:02:20I'm just not good at pursuing a guy.
01:02:24Hallie, I'm sorry if I made you feel jealous.
01:02:27I mean, I never meant to.
01:02:29I never even knew I did.
01:02:30I guess I just feel the way you felt with J.P., you know?
01:02:36Yeah, I understand that.
01:02:37The next morning, as soon as she woke up, Jill took a cab straight home to face the music.
01:02:48Not knowing if that music would be a wedding march.
01:02:51Drew, I'm sorry.
01:02:58I'm so sorry.
01:03:05I love you.
01:03:06I really do love you.
01:03:18Me too.
01:03:19Smell my hair.
01:03:28Does it still smell like cigarettes?
01:03:31No, it smells like Jill.
01:03:32Oh.
01:03:33Wow, look at this.
01:03:35Party at our place.
01:03:36It's only 9 a.m.
01:03:37Last night, she was wearing the ugliest pair of cotton granny panties I've ever seen in my entire life.
01:03:43Oh, come on, Seven.
01:03:45We all know that you have a pair of granny panties stashed somewhere.
01:03:47Please.
01:03:48Shut up.
01:03:48They were my period panties.
01:03:50Hello.
01:03:51Sorry to just barge in like that, but the door was open.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Look, I'm recruiting people for a ride up the coast.
01:03:57Who's in?
01:03:58Camp.
01:03:58Camp.
01:04:00Dale?
01:04:01Now, don't even begin to say no.
01:04:03You're coming with me.
01:04:04You need the fresh air.
01:04:05So does Bowie.
01:04:08What do you think, Bowie?
01:04:11All right.
01:04:16Twist our arm.
01:04:16To be my love, be my guide, be my shelter in the night.
01:04:27Be my hope, be my truth, I will not forget you.
01:04:37And you're on the days of sleep, those nights, this already heart, too frail to fight.
01:04:46And I will hold on to you, till you are all I need.
01:04:55You.
01:05:04You.
01:05:04You.
01:05:12To be my love, be my guide.
01:05:16To be my love, be my shelter in the night.
01:05:21To be my truth, I will never, I will never forget you.
01:05:34I think you like to go inside.
01:05:36Okay.
01:05:37Go on in, boy.
01:05:38Good job.
01:05:40Thanks.
01:05:41I really needed that.
01:05:42Yeah.
01:05:43So did I.
01:05:44Definitely.
01:05:44Definitely.
01:05:57Okay.
01:05:57Can I just talk to you for a second, Dale?
01:06:01Just about you and me and about us and what's happening here and...
01:06:07What about us?
01:06:08I don't know, I just...
01:06:12I think I'm falling in love with you.
01:06:19And I know that scares you and I know that makes you want to run away, but I am not going anywhere, Dale.
01:06:26I'm not going to die on you.
01:06:27I'm not your mother or your father.
01:06:29You are so scared of anything that's real and I'm right here.
01:06:38And I just want to know if you feel the same way.
01:06:40You hooked up with one of my best friends, Zach.
01:06:50Wow.
01:06:53Wow.
01:06:54I thought I understood what was going on here, but I guess I was just...
01:06:57I guess I was just totally wrong.
01:07:00I can't believe you're saying that about me.
01:07:02I can't believe you don't trust me.
01:07:03I just want something real.
01:07:10I've been chasing you for two years, Dale.
01:07:12Two years.
01:07:13You know how that feels?
01:07:16But I can't do it anymore.
01:07:17None of you don't feel the same way about me.
01:07:28Goodbye, Dale.
01:07:33I told Zach I want something real.
01:07:43And here I go, screwing up the best chance I'll ever have at something real.
01:07:48What do you think I wished for my birthday?
01:07:51It starts with Z and ends with Ack.
01:07:56And it turns out, Zach didn't even sleep with Hallie.
01:07:59But even if he had, how could I blame him?
01:08:05I practically pushed him into Hallie's arms.
01:08:08She was right.
01:08:09Maybe I do play the victim sometimes.
01:08:11Everyone's been right about me.
01:08:13You're afraid of a real relationship, Dale.
01:08:15I just put a blind eye to it.
01:08:18I'm scared of getting hurt.
01:08:19Because he's too perfect, I've kept Zach at arm's length.
01:08:23You're so afraid of getting hurt that you end up picking guys that have absolutely no substance.
01:08:26Am I going to live the rest of my life with guys like this?
01:08:32Just to avoid someone real?
01:08:37No.
01:08:38Hell no.
01:08:39I'm ready to change.
01:08:41If I get one more chance, I won't screw it up again.
01:08:46If I just get one more chance.
01:08:48I'll be right there.
01:09:12What are you doing here?
01:09:24I wanted to come by and talk.
01:09:26Look, I think we've done enough talking.
01:09:29So I'm really not interested in talking with you.
01:09:31I just wanted to say that I understand that this isn't going to work.
01:09:35You and I, that is.
01:09:36Okay.
01:09:41Why did you hang out with me?
01:09:45Because I don't want to be rude when you show up to my house unannounced.
01:09:48Like, well, like right now.
01:09:51And you're like a tiger.
01:09:52And you throw yourself at me.
01:09:55And I know I'm passing the blame right now.
01:09:57But it's the best I can come up with on the fly.
01:09:58Okay.
01:10:02Why aren't you with Dale?
01:10:03Dale, you're not the typical Hollywood guy, and she needs someone real like that.
01:10:08Look, I really don't know what to say to that.
01:10:11And Dale made it pretty clear that she's not interested in me.
01:10:14You guys just have something between you two.
01:10:19I've seen guys come in and out of her life,
01:10:21but I've never seen her be as comfortable and happy as she is when she's with you.
01:10:27Whatever she's going through, please don't give up on her, Zach.
01:10:31Just let her work it out.
01:10:33I'm sorry if I hurt you.
01:10:38I never meant to do that.
01:10:40You did.
01:10:42I hurt myself.
01:10:47I'm just going to open my eyes a little wider next time.
01:10:54Can we maybe hang out?
01:10:56Just, like, be friends and stuff.
01:10:57Yeah, I don't see why not.
01:11:00That'd be good.
01:11:02Okay.
01:11:04Good night.
01:11:05Can we hang out right now, maybe?
01:11:07I don't think that would be a very good idea.
01:11:08Just come in.
01:11:08That's not good.
01:11:10Yeah.
01:11:10Yeah.
01:11:11No, no, no, no, no, because we don't understand.
01:11:19She wants yellow roses, not red.
01:11:21Okay, bye.
01:11:23Hey.
01:11:24Sounds like we got here just in time.
01:11:26How can we help, maid of honor?
01:11:27I am so late.
01:11:28Talk to seven.
01:11:29Okay.
01:11:30Okay.
01:11:31I'll be right back.
01:11:32Hello.
01:11:34Hello.
01:11:35Three, two, one.
01:11:37My keys.
01:11:41Three, two, one.
01:11:44And a picture of Drew's mom.
01:11:45Oh.
01:11:46I'm going to follow her, make sure she makes it all the way to the elevator and out the
01:11:54front door.
01:12:03Today's the fix-in.
01:12:05Ah.
01:12:06Yeah.
01:12:07Okay.
01:12:08So the funny thing about pantyhose is there isn't a tag.
01:12:11How do you tell which way is the front?
01:12:13You really can't with these things.
01:12:15Hi.
01:12:17Is there a beautiful bride in here?
01:12:19Oh, look at you.
01:12:20Nice suit.
01:12:20Oh, shut up.
01:12:21You're the one who looks beautiful.
01:12:22It's your day.
01:12:24Gosh.
01:12:25Becca, what the hell are you doing?
01:12:28No, you're not wearing pantyhose.
01:12:30It's hot.
01:12:30Take them off.
01:12:31No.
01:12:32Ridiculous.
01:12:33I'm so sorry.
01:12:34Oh, my God.
01:12:35Where have you been?
01:12:36We just wanted to make sure everything's set up, you know, perfectly at the reception and
01:12:39the dinner, and it's great.
01:12:41Wow.
01:12:42You look amazing.
01:12:44You look like a princess.
01:12:55What's wrong?
01:12:56Oh, don't cry.
01:12:57It's just...
01:12:58I've dreamed about this day my whole life.
01:13:01Since my first communion.
01:13:02Is that weird?
01:13:03No, hon.
01:13:04We've all been dreaming about our own weddings.
01:13:07Now that I'm here, it just doesn't feel right.
01:13:09Everything will work out as it should.
01:13:14The future kind of has a funny way of doing that.
01:13:17We just have to wait and see how it all unfolds.
01:13:27Deep breath.
01:13:28Yes.
01:13:28Take a deep breath.
01:13:29Hey.
01:13:36Oh, wait.
01:13:36Picture.
01:13:37What?
01:13:37No.
01:13:38No pictures.
01:13:39Okay.
01:13:41Oh, you know you love it.
01:13:43You like that?
01:13:44What about here?
01:13:44Oh, work it.
01:13:46Work it.
01:13:47You better tag me in all these photos.
01:13:48Okay, I like it.
01:13:49What?
01:13:49Oh.
01:13:50Hey.
01:13:51No, seriously.
01:13:52I can't find Drew.
01:13:53I'm sure he's just finishing getting ready.
01:13:57So, when you ever think about marriage?
01:13:58Do I ever think about marriage?
01:14:00To who?
01:14:00You?
01:14:01No.
01:14:02Never.
01:14:03No.
01:14:04Do you ever think about, you know, having a family?
01:14:07Kids?
01:14:08Yeah, I mean, I don't want to.
01:14:10Do you ever think about marrying a guy?
01:14:12Maybe.
01:14:14If they ever make it legal.
01:14:15Or if I ever move to Canada.
01:14:19Right.
01:14:19What about you, Dale?
01:14:22Do you ever want to get married?
01:14:25Excuse me, Dale?
01:14:27Hi.
01:14:27We're going to close the front door just now.
01:14:29Uh, can I get a picture, please?
01:14:31Uh, sure.
01:14:32Princess Picture Pants here.
01:14:33She loves taking photos.
01:14:34It's their wedding gift.
01:14:36Especially of hot guys.
01:14:38No, I'm just kidding.
01:14:39Uh-huh, uh-huh.
01:14:40I like it.
01:14:40Mm-hmm.
01:14:42Um, are they ready?
01:14:44Uh, I think so.
01:14:45Just give us two seconds.
01:14:47Okay.
01:14:48I'll go get Drew.
01:14:48Do one shirtless.
01:14:50It's okay.
01:14:52Hey, are we ready?
01:14:53No.
01:14:54What do you mean, no?
01:14:55Well, we're waiting on Drew.
01:14:56Oh, so typical.
01:14:58Drew left no explanation with anyone.
01:15:06I guess he felt he didn't need to, since he never actually asked Joel to marry him in the first place.
01:15:24But as difficult and embarrassing as the day was for Jill, deep down, I don't think she was surprised.
01:15:32You can't push a guy into marriage like that and then expect a happy outcome.
01:15:36Perhaps at one point, Drew did love her.
01:15:38Perhaps at one point, Drew did love her.
01:15:40And he just forgot why.
01:15:51What now?
01:15:52Do you want to go get some pepperoni pizza?
01:15:55Honey, I think she needs something a little bit stiffer than a pizza.
01:15:58How about a double jack on the rocks, huh?
01:16:00Uh, excuse me, Jill.
01:16:04Jill, I just want to let you know that my confessional is open all week long.
01:16:08I'll be there if you need to speak about anything or talk, get things off your mind.
01:16:11And I, um, I don't mean to have to do this.
01:16:15It's kind of required.
01:16:15Uh, this is a crisis prevention helpline if you need to talk to somebody about anything.
01:16:20And this is, uh, poison control.
01:16:23Probably might need that.
01:16:24I don't know.
01:16:25The good news is we have singles night at Tuesdays down in the basement.
01:16:28And we like to dance around.
01:16:29It's a lot of fun.
01:16:30I'm here to the church, but I dance and look.
01:16:33And if anyone has lifestyle changes they might want to reconsider, they can just, oh, come to my office.
01:16:38Thank you, Father.
01:16:39You're welcome.
01:16:40Thank you very much.
01:16:42It's not him.
01:16:43He's gone.
01:16:54Let's go see Mommy and Daddy.
01:16:56Okay.
01:16:59Look, Katie.
01:17:00It's a bride.
01:17:00It's a bride.
01:17:01Come on.
01:17:04I'm going to be a bride one day, too.
01:17:06This is what my dress is going to look like.
01:17:08Like it?
01:17:09Yes.
01:17:09Very pretty.
01:17:10Thanks.
01:17:11Today's my first communion.
01:17:13Hey, my bale's the same as yours.
01:17:16Oh, you're right.
01:17:17It is.
01:17:18You're very pretty.
01:17:22Are you the boy?
01:17:26Yes.
01:17:27You don't look as pretty as the bride.
01:17:29Bye.
01:17:30Bye.
01:17:31Story of my life.
01:17:35Okay.
01:17:36Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:17:40If you give us a ride, I'll make it worth your while.
01:17:42Listen, Dale, I'm too tired to drive.
01:17:44Will you drive my car home?
01:17:46Seven.
01:17:50Okay.
01:17:54Boys.
01:17:56Dale!
01:17:59Catch.
01:17:59Hey.
01:18:21Hey.
01:18:21Hey.
01:18:21Hey.
01:18:22no more douchebag boyfriends
01:18:28semi-relationships
01:18:30and keeping people at an emotional arms length
01:18:32I just wanted to say
01:18:36sure I'm putting myself at risk again
01:18:47but I'm finally ready to face
01:18:50an uncertain but promising future
01:18:52where you walk with angels
01:18:58that all surround you
01:19:01you walk with angels
01:19:05wherever you are
01:19:08you walk with angels
01:19:11angels, angels
01:19:14wherever you are
01:19:18love is alive
01:19:24alive like a newborn child
01:19:28love is a war
01:19:31broken and running wild
01:19:35love is a fool
01:19:37and a steel in your heart
01:19:41tonight
01:19:43you walk with angels
01:19:45you walk with angels
01:19:58you walk with angels
01:20:02with angels
01:20:03angels
01:20:05wherever you are
01:20:08you walk with angels
01:20:15with angels
01:20:16angels
01:20:18wherever you are
01:20:22we're in the universe
01:20:28we're in the universe
01:20:30we're in the universe
01:20:31love is a candle
01:20:52Your love is a candle that I need forever
01:21:03It burns me to you
01:21:05Your love is what I'm
01:21:10Carries me stronger
01:21:12Pulling me through
01:21:14All that I needed to find
01:21:19You'd always been right by my side
01:21:24The first time I saw you
01:21:29Something slowed down in the world
01:21:33Thought all wrong stars would make believe
01:21:38But you rocked me wherever you are
01:21:42I fell in love with a star
01:21:47Your love is the mountain
01:21:53That takes all my troubles
01:21:56And makes them look small
01:21:58Your love is like cotton
01:22:03One perfect remedy
01:22:05Made for myself
01:22:08Nothing can keep me awake
01:22:12Straight to you is the one step I'll take
01:22:17The first time I saw you
01:22:22Talked this slow down the world
01:22:26Thought all wrong stars would make believe
01:22:31But you rocked me wherever you are
01:22:35My eyes were seen
01:22:38The love I believe
01:22:40And has always been right by my side
01:22:44I was stuck in the middle
01:22:47The most rarely single
01:22:50Will be one if you hold me tonight
01:22:53I was stuck in the middle
01:22:56I was stuck in the middle
01:22:57Oh, the first time I saw you
01:23:01Something slowed down the world
01:23:05Thought all wrong stars would make believe
01:23:10But you rocked me wherever
01:23:13You rocked me wherever
01:23:15You rocked me wherever you are
01:23:31You rocked me wherever you are
01:23:37Rocked me wherever you are
01:23:42I fall in love
01:23:46With a star
01:23:50You rocked me wherever you are
01:24:20You rocked me wherever you are
01:24:40You rocked me somewhere
01:24:42You rocked me wherever you are
01:24:45You rocked me셔
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