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00:00Please, Doctor, I just want to know!
00:02I'm afraid you have vascular dementia.
00:05Surprise!
00:06We thought we'd give you a pre-wedding pamper session.
00:09It's our Kevin and Carl.
00:10They're at each other's throats all the time.
00:12Do it for Debbie.
00:13Have you finished?
00:14You stay away from me, I'll stay away from you.
00:17Kevin and Carl have decided to bury the hatchet.
00:20Temporary ceasefire.
00:21To love and to cherish until death do us part.
00:24I'm gonna lay him out and he's not gonna get up.
00:26He'll be too late.
00:27He's leaving tonight, he's escaping back to Germany.
00:30I just...
00:31All you have to do is behave yourselves for one day!
00:34He was driving the car, what, Tyrone?
00:36You probably did drive that car into Tyrone and Kevin had proof.
00:40What, on this?
00:41I spoke to my mum before she died and you didn't tell me?
00:44We can sort this out, please, Carl, not today!
00:48Want me to be a shared partner?
00:49Yeah, but I can't really say too much about it.
00:52If you didn't want to marry me, you could have just said no.
00:54Don't...
00:55It's me just as much as him.
00:58Shame to waste that hotel room.
00:59We'll go.
01:00But don't expect too much.
01:02This is being edited.
01:04You've gotta get away from him.
01:05He loves me.
01:06I'm worried about Carla.
01:08She might be in danger.
01:09That gang again, innit?
01:11He could have killed us.
01:12I still love you, Carla, but I think it's time to let you go now.
01:14I reckon he's close to cracking the case.
01:16He just won't let up until he's got his man or woman.
01:19We need to get out of here.
01:20Then we're staying at the Chariot Square.
01:22Before we head out to Spain tomorrow.
01:24So, Lisa has given me Carla's engagement ring to hand back to her.
01:27Look at this picture.
01:28Zoom in on her hand.
01:29She's wearing it.
01:30Stop!
01:31You're scaring me now!
01:32We need your phone, sweetheart.
01:33We're getting new ones.
01:34All of us.
01:35That hair isn't hers.
01:36It's Carla's.
01:37It's Carla's.
01:38It's Carla's.
01:42You're scaring me now.
01:51No, I'm S-T-U-M.
01:53I said upside down you turn me
02:13You give love and speak to me
02:15Round and round you turn me
02:17Upside down
02:23Boy you turn me
02:24Inside out
02:26And round and round
02:28Upside down
02:30Boy you turn me
02:33Inside out
02:53Boy you turn me
02:54I have fun
02:59Boy you turn me
03:01Boy you turn me
03:07Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
03:27Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
03:34Carla never left the country.
03:37Put out an ANPR on Betsy's licence plate now.
03:41Hold on.
03:43Lauren, just wake up.
03:45Find that car.
03:52Any idea why Betsy's gone?
03:54No.
03:55Right, Lauren, this is serious.
03:57Tell me not to say out.
03:58Right, well, if you know anything.
04:01Lauren, she could be in danger.
04:02She's gone to Spain, haven't she?
04:04She's going tonight.
04:05Which airport?
04:06I don't know.
04:07She didn't say.
04:08Plus her phone's dead.
04:09Seems a bit odd to me, all this.
04:14Your phone is awful.
04:15Oh, stop being a teenager.
04:16What?
04:17I am a teenager.
04:18You two get loaded up, I'll sort the bill.
04:20Mm-hm.
04:21Well, don't be long.
04:23Thanks.
04:28Enjoy your stay?
04:29Yeah, I'm fine.
04:30Just fine?
04:31Can you, uh, text this number to Ryan, please?
04:33Tell me to give it to Carla if he hears from her.
04:41Are you coming or what?
04:43Yeah, I'm just finishing up.
04:44Yeah.
04:45I'm sorry.
04:46Bad news?
04:47No, no.
04:48Lisa knew her number.
04:49Otherwise she's changed it.
04:50Hey, baby!
04:51Are we having fun?
04:52Yeah, it's lovely.
04:53But, uh, you know what weddings are like?
04:54Everyone's leather trying to get me to enjoy myself.
04:55Right, well, listen.
04:56If you want to leave early, just tip me the wink, okay?
04:57It's not a problem.
04:58Thanks, Dad.
04:59Hello.
05:00Hello.
05:01Hello.
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05:23So, all that love chat have come over all gooey, and I've decided I'm going to forgive
05:34you.
05:35Can I buy you a drink?
05:36It's a free bar.
05:37I can still order them.
05:38Three champagnes, please, bartender.
05:40Oh, I get one, do I?
05:42I told you, Steve, I'm a gooey mess.
05:44You ain't seen Cassie anywhere, have you?
05:47No, not since we had a few glasses of bubbly.
05:50Oh, she was really knocking them back.
05:53That doesn't sound like Cassie.
05:55She's on a bender.
05:56Yeah, big emphasis on it.
05:58It's been ages.
05:59She has a couple.
06:00She'll be under the table.
06:01A couple more.
06:02She'll be under the waiter.
06:03Hello?
06:04Found Becky's car.
06:05When?
06:06Well, that's nearly a week ago.
06:07Right, well, just send me the location.
06:08Right, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.
06:22Can you take me home?
06:25Yes.
06:26I'm sorry.
06:27I just, I can't see him.
06:31Is there any chance I could stay with you tonight?
06:33Yes.
06:34Please.
06:35Of course.
06:36Dev's already text.
06:37Says Asher wants to leave a bit early, so I'll just, I'll ask around and see if anyone
06:43else wants to come.
06:44I know, it's a lot to ask about.
06:45No, look.
06:46She's fine.
06:47I'll just, I'll just, I'll just ask around and see if anyone else wants to come.
06:48I know, it's a lot to ask about.
06:49No, look.
06:50She's fine.
06:51I'll just, I can always come back and get everyone else later.
07:07I'm sorry, I can't, I can't.
07:11You've got nothing to feel sorry about.
07:16It's over.
07:17But you don't have to live with this manipulation anymore.
07:25You are safe.
07:33Hey.
07:44Wife.
07:44Husband.
07:45Call me a big one.
07:47I know, I know you're not a fan of voice notes,
07:50but I just wanted you to hear all these old school disco tunes that you're missing out on.
07:53Did you hear that?
07:54And I've got no one to get down with.
07:56Er, I wish you were here, and I'll call you later.
07:59I always can.
08:02Hey, listen, have any of you lads since on?
08:05Ooh, lassie for your sake.
08:06Maybe he had a better offer.
08:08Yeah, well, we're not all man-sluts, James.
08:10Ooh, as the kids say.
08:14Oh, is he talking because he said he wouldn't drink?
08:18No.
08:18Well, me and Platt Jr. really appreciate it.
08:21And anyway, you don't have to have a drink to have a good time.
08:25Oh, no, but it helps, doesn't it?
08:28Oh, this is our tune, sweetheart.
08:30May I request the pleasure?
08:32In front of all these people.
08:34Oh, you know how I hate to be the centre of attention.
08:37Well, maybe just this once, you can overcome your customary crippling shyness
08:41and take the floor.
09:13Oh, it's derelict.
09:19So what would Becky be doing here?
09:22I just feel like we're wasting our time.
09:25She's one step ahead of us.
09:30Unless she was, uh, dumping something in the river.
09:34Yeah, well, that's what I'm worried about.
09:39Well, they're not gonna okay a diving team unless...
09:43All right, I'll call you back.
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10:35Alright.
10:36Hello?
10:37It's in Australia.
10:38I guess sorry.
10:39a little loop.
10:40Well, you know what they say?
10:41What the eyes don't see...
10:42The heart doesn't staff...
10:43He was a mile long, but Ronnie gave me his room key, so.
10:44What the hell's that?
10:46Oh, how did that get there, Ryan?
10:47That's, that's my bad.
10:49That's my bad, challenged me.
10:50Fempting, did he?
10:54Shona!
10:57There, go on, then.
11:04Shona!
11:09Is Carl still here?
11:12It's Carl, it is.
11:14I was looking for him as well, but knowing him,
11:17he's already got rid of the footage of him running down Ty.
11:20Are you going somewhere?
11:21Er, well, I'm trying to get a cab,
11:23but the M62 is closed, so it's chaos.
11:26Well, I'd give you the lift,
11:27but I'm not sure you'd enjoy the conversation.
11:34Abby!
11:38I've got nothing more to say to you.
11:40I have.
11:41Then you'll never see me again.
11:50All right, the cab.
11:55The chick in the airlines now.
11:57You need to go to a doctor.
11:58They might not be flying.
11:59Eh?
12:00Fake passport that I found in Becky's flat
12:02had a ferry stamp on it,
12:04like, from Hull to Rotterdam.
12:06I mean, that might be how she disappeared the first time.
12:08Right, well, do you remember the name they were using?
12:10No, I don't, but...
12:11I mean, she's not stupid, is she?
12:12She'll know you lot will be all over the airport.
12:14We need to get to Hull now.
12:16You need to get checked out.
12:17No, Kit, they get on that ferry with us.
12:19They could be gone for good.
12:20Who knows what that psycho's capable of.
12:21Well, Carla, I'm not going to just...
12:23Just drive, Kit!
12:27Well, I didn't even have any.
12:28I don't care.
12:29I just need to pee.
12:32Becky, oh, please!
12:34All right.
12:34Yeah, hang on.
12:36Hang on, we're coming.
12:41Oh, thank you.
12:42What are you doing in there?
12:45Well, I wasn't having a bubble bath, was I?
12:47That evil cow, Tracy, she locked me in.
12:50Got a flaming killer.
12:52Wait!
12:54There's me thinking I'm having a bad day.
12:57Oh, look, come on, show notes.
12:59Look, I said I wouldn't drink, all right?
13:00And I haven't.
13:02I love you.
13:02I'd do anything for you and the baby.
13:05I know.
13:06Now get out of the way before I wet myself.
13:07They say romance is good.
13:17Hey!
13:19She told me you needed help with a zip, but she couldn't get her trousers off for a pee.
13:23You...
13:24Cussie, don't you know how sly she is by now?
13:28Then she shoves me.
13:30I landed in the bath and she locked me in.
13:32Well, Mum said that you were off getting bladded somewhere.
13:34Er, don't take her side.
13:36Sides?
13:37You then locked her in the toilet.
13:39Well, it was the bridal suite, so at least it was a nice one.
13:43Come on, Steve.
13:44Let's go.
13:45OK, ladies, let's not spoil the big thing.
13:47Can't we just call it a silly prank and just get on now?
13:50Yeah, Cassie.
13:51No hard feelings, eh?
13:52I'll give you hard feelings.
13:54Right across that snob mush of yours!
13:56Cassie, Cassie, Cassie!
13:58Come on, let's go.
13:58Trust Tracey to lower the tone.
14:03Oh, you can't hide common.
14:05I don't know where.
14:07You see where I was Kevin and now it's the lady in red Cassie kicking off.
14:12I've got clients all day tomorrow and I've drunk way more than I should have.
14:16But he's taking the minibus back early, so I thought I'd catch a lift.
14:19Lightweight.
14:21You've not seen our car with you.
14:22Why would I?
14:23I'm only asking.
14:25Yes!
14:26Boys, only.
14:27No, no, no, no excuses.
14:28No black wedding is complete without this one.
14:31Let's show my house done.
14:40Thought you had a plane to catch.
14:42Not till later.
14:43Thought I'd treat myself.
14:46Some free champagne.
14:47What did I ever see in you?
14:49Maybe you're a sucker for a pretty face.
14:51You have no idea how badly I've been hurt.
15:03You have got to be joking.
15:05After what you've done to me, to your family.
15:07Ah, yes.
15:08My precious, loving family always looking out for me.
15:12What do you want, Cal?
15:13Just to say.
15:18We weren't all that bad.
15:21When we first saw you in Fresco's car park.
15:26Come on, you felt the same.
15:30I am not giving you a single minute more of my time.
15:34You've taken way too much from me already.
15:36No, I'm good biking.
15:39Ooh!
15:41No safe flight.
15:43All right, suit yourself.
15:45Yeah, I might treat myself to an upgrade.
15:48They've got a free champagne in the business lounge and all.
15:51Well, even early to get away from you.
15:53Yeah, well, I'm not staying here on my own.
15:55Amy's in there.
15:56She's not talking to me.
15:58Well, we are.
15:59Oh, yeah.
16:03Oh, have you had a nice time?
16:05You're not sitting with us.
16:06What have I done to you?
16:08Nothing.
16:08We just don't like you.
16:10Hey.
16:11You all right, then?
16:13Thank you, buddy.
16:15I can't thank you enough.
16:16All right, come on.
16:18Hmm?
16:27Liz.
16:29What have you got them for?
16:30If you were a florist, you'd have took them and all.
16:33What, are you going to sell them?
16:34Well, I'm not giving them away.
16:35All aboard.
16:38Right.
16:39And you're sitting comfortably.
16:43Not leaving without me, are you?
16:44Yeah.
16:59Ryan, it's Carla.
17:04No, I'm not on hold, Dave.
17:06Look, look, it's a long story.
17:07Just shut up and listen, all right?
17:08Have you heard from Lisa?
17:13Okay.
17:13Send that number to this phone.
17:15Now.
17:16Now, Ryan.
17:17She's left him a different number.
17:19Right, well, Carla, but if she's Rebecca and it,
17:20we don't want her cutting an under-whistle.
17:22Are you all right doing this?
17:32Yes, I'm all right doing this.
17:35Okay.
17:41No signal.
17:42Well, let's patch you around here.
17:44Keep calling.
17:44Where have you two been?
17:59Sally's looking for you for conga.
18:01Or the ladies with chock-a-blocks
18:02and Christina Haddowee in a rhododendron bush.
18:05It's a five-star hotel, this.
18:08You don't expect the guests to be squatting in shrubbery
18:10with the knickers round their ankles.
18:12Who says I'm wearing anything?
18:13Hey, have you seen our pal?
18:15Yeah, we saw him in the car park.
18:17I just hope he didn't get an eye-fall.
18:27Carl!
18:28Carl!
18:29You can't be driving!
18:31You've had too much to drink!
18:32You're going to stop me?
18:33Get a flaming well-am.
18:35You might have a death wish,
18:37but does that include me and all?
18:39Well, let's find out.
18:43Carl, you can't drive, you sozzled!
18:46Carl, stop!
18:48Stop it!
18:53And good riddance.
18:54You're just too good to be true
19:04Can't take my eyes off of you
19:08You'd be like her to touch
19:12I want to hold you so much
19:16Oh, you're a sad cow, you, Tracey.
19:18Even your own daughter can't stand you.
19:21Oh, well, your own mother can't stand you
19:23so maybe we've got more in common than you think.
19:28I was worried
19:29you know, when I couldn't find you.
19:32I, um, I threw up
19:34after you went back down
19:36I must have had a dodgy prawn or something
19:38Oh
19:39Poor baby
19:42Touch him
19:45How could she keep him from me?
19:57My own mother
19:58on her deathbed
19:59Look down, Carl
20:00You're gonna kill us
20:01Live fast
20:03Die young, sis
20:04What are you gonna do?
20:19We can't just ram him off the road
20:21I can't let him get to the motorway
20:23He could kill them both
20:24I've told you, M62's closed
20:26I look for the most likely route
20:29I'd take 26 degrees
20:35Whose phone is that?
20:40Well, it must be Ryan
20:41I left him my number
20:42Why'd you do that?
20:43Don't answer it
20:45Will you stop barking orders at me?
20:46It might be important
20:47Bri
20:49How's the wedding?
20:59Understood
21:06Stop the car
21:16Why?
21:19Stop the car!
21:20Lisa, calm down
21:21What?
21:22What is it?
21:22What did he say?
21:23Mum, you're scaring me
21:24Oh, please don't tell me that was Carla
21:26Just pull over
21:27Mum!
21:29Don't let go!
21:29Ah!
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