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00:00:00I thought today would be the happiest day of my life, but instead, it's my darkest.
00:00:06Where's your Gru?
00:00:12Where's your Gru?
00:00:16Breast cancer.
00:00:18Late stages.
00:00:20You should...
00:00:21notify your loved ones as soon as possible.
00:00:24I'm so sorry.
00:00:30David!
00:00:34What the fuck is going on? Do you want to tell me how the fuck she is?
00:00:37Get the fuck away from my fiancé!
00:00:48Fiancé?
00:00:49We've been together for five years. Three months ago, you proposed to me.
00:00:54Who ever booked our wedding venue?
00:00:56And now I've been diagnosed...
00:00:58with cancer.
00:00:59You really are pathetic, aren't you?
00:01:02Oh, poor me. Look, I have cancer!
00:01:07Did you really believe who would spend the rest of our days together?
00:01:11Actually, you weren't even my first choice.
00:01:15You've got cancer?
00:01:17Then go ahead and die.
00:01:19You've got cancer.
00:01:20You've got cancer.
00:01:21You've got cancer.
00:01:22You've got cancer.
00:01:27In three months, I'll be gone from this world.
00:01:29I refuse to drown in sorrow of heartbreak.
00:01:33I'll live recklessly for the rest of my life.
00:01:36I'll say goodbye to this world without any regrets.
00:01:39Yes.
00:01:40Are you ready to complete this wedding alone?
00:01:44Yes.
00:01:45God, please grant me the courage to finish this wedding alone.
00:01:48Marry me.
00:01:49Find the prince and bring him back!
00:02:02Marry me.
00:02:03Help me.
00:02:04I now pronounce you husband.
00:02:07and wife.
00:02:08I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:02:10months over here.
00:02:24and I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:02:40I've lost the prints, there's nowhere near Yoschchabel.
00:03:10Aslan! What are you doing here?
00:03:14Take my stuff, you stupid little bitch.
00:03:16Five years, David. Five years you spent together, and not once did you ever mention about leaving.
00:03:21Why didn't you tell me? Why?
00:03:23I'm running for office. If Vivian's dad can help me.
00:03:27You work in a cake shop. There's nothing you can ever do for me.
00:03:31Except maybe embarrass me by being seen with you.
00:03:34Embarrass you? Oh, did I embarrass you when you spent all my savings?
00:03:39All my savings on the cake shop?
00:03:41But, you know, since I'm feeling generous...
00:03:45I'll give you ten thousand from the wedding expenses.
00:03:48I want a hundred grand.
00:03:50One hundred thousand? You are crazy.
00:03:53Five years living together and you never paid rent.
00:03:55And you became a lawyer for my money just so you could climb the social ladder.
00:03:59You bitch! Every day you came home from that cake shop stinking like egg.
00:04:04Hey, do you know how hard it is to put up with that goddamn stench for five years?
00:04:08You know what? Take my goddamn money and rot in hell. No man will ever want you.
00:04:19I want her.
00:04:20No man will ever want you.
00:04:33I want her.
00:04:35Oh, how much did you pay for this clown gigolo?
00:04:39A wedding photo from earlier today.
00:04:42Insulting someone that once loved you, well that's just pretty poor.
00:04:49Attacking a hard-working woman, now that is nauseating.
00:04:54You're running for office. I pity the city.
00:04:58Who the hell are you to judge me?
00:05:01I'm a husband. And if you ever insult her again...
00:05:07You'll pay.
00:05:09Fine.
00:05:11Fine.
00:05:16You mark my words.
00:05:17He'll leave you too.
00:05:19I always do.
00:05:25Losing someone like that?
00:05:30It's actually a blessing in disguise.
00:05:32You're beautiful.
00:05:33And you're kind.
00:05:35You deserve so much better.
00:05:37Don't bother trying to flatter me.
00:05:39I know who I am and I don't need to hear any more lies from men.
00:05:42Hey, I wasn't trying to flatter you.
00:05:46Thanks for stopping earlier, but I don't need your help.
00:05:51I will repair-
00:05:54Don't bother!
00:05:56I swear.
00:06:14A list of wishes.
00:06:17One.
00:06:18I want to finish my wedding.
00:06:21Two.
00:06:22I want a vacation in London.
00:06:25Three.
00:06:26Stay in the most luxurious suite.
00:06:30Four.
00:06:32I want to spend one night with my hottest schoolboy.
00:06:34Hey, what's thinking then?
00:06:35Have you ever heard of a thing called privacy?
00:06:36Five.
00:06:37Eat the best cake in the world.
00:06:40Six.
00:06:42Meet the superstar.
00:06:44Maxwell.
00:06:46And seven.
00:06:47Get a tattoo.
00:06:51So these are your wishes.
00:06:54I can help make them come true.
00:06:55No fucking way.
00:06:56You can stay out of it.
00:07:05I noticed there were three more wishes on the other page.
00:07:08What are they?
00:07:09What are they?
00:07:10This is none of your business.
00:07:11Okay?
00:07:12So just get ready and go.
00:07:14The Queen requests your presence immediately.
00:07:15No.
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00:07:21No.
00:07:22No.
00:07:23No.
00:07:24No.
00:07:25No.
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00:07:28No.
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00:07:30No.
00:07:31No.
00:07:39The Queen requests your presence immediately.
00:07:44Running away won't solve anything.
00:07:46experience a mind-altering hallucination
00:07:54my ninth wish
00:07:57to kill the one I hate the most
00:08:0010. find the most beautiful place
00:08:05to say goodbye to this life
00:08:07keep an eye on that girl
00:08:10I want to make her dreams come true
00:08:16I want to make her dreams come true
00:08:46how does he know I'm in London
00:08:48I believe your stepmother the Queen told Miss Eve
00:08:51the Queen knows
00:08:52you know I can't keep your whereabouts from the Queen
00:08:54I said I'm staying in that suite
00:08:57hey I'd like to book the hotel suite please
00:09:00where did this country prom can come from
00:09:03trying to compete this week
00:09:06I'm willing to pay double
00:09:07honey I think you've come to the wrong hotel
00:09:10people like you don't belong here
00:09:12well I think you belong in a mental hospital
00:09:17miss I noticed you have a black card in your wallet
00:09:20may I see it
00:09:22activate service code one immediately
00:09:28allow us to formally welcome you to our penthouse suite
00:09:31thank you
00:09:32the executive service team
00:09:36how
00:09:37who is she
00:09:43I'm sorry Miss Eve but I cannot disclose our guest's identity
00:09:46she's dressed like a present
00:09:49I don't care but
00:09:51if you don't let me into that suite immediately
00:09:54my family's never going to patronize this place again
00:09:55that lady is our most esteemed guest
00:09:58and if you continue to be disrespectful
00:09:59I'll have to ask you to leave
00:10:28it's such a beautiful view
00:10:31it's such a beautiful city
00:10:34it's a shame I won't be able to see it for much longer
00:10:37I wonder if anyone even care about me when I'm gone
00:10:40oh thank you
00:10:58maybe you're the
00:11:05I would like to hire the hottest call ball you have
00:11:12it is my dying wish
00:11:16wow what a handsome call boy
00:11:34what
00:11:39wow what a handsome call boy
00:11:43what
00:11:43how much were you had to drink
00:11:59hey hey stop here
00:12:03do you not even recognize me
00:12:06of course I do you're the most handsome call boy in London
00:12:10cool boy
00:12:11I want to spend one night with the hottest call boy
00:12:22what is it you don't want me either
00:12:24you think I smell like eggs don't you
00:12:27I'll go shower
00:12:28hey no
00:12:33you're perfect
00:12:34I just want to make sure
00:12:39are you sure you want this
00:12:40who must be the lost handsome man in London
00:12:53I suppose I am
00:12:54I suppose I am
00:13:09get to the roof of reality
00:13:10hello there hi i i i didn't i didn't expect you to be a call boy
00:13:40what's so funny i just uh hope you're not disappointed disappointed um no no i'll pay of course i'll pay
00:13:51here's your payment you help me let's just call even even and the card the the hotel owner gave me
00:14:05said that only vip guests could have it how did you get it uh a client gave it to me a particularly
00:14:12over possessive client who just won't take no for an answer oh so that's why those men were after you
00:14:20oh that oh ah i can handle that you should go i have not got enough time for this and no time for
00:14:34drama so drama i can tell you i've got an idea why don't we make a deal i know london like the back
00:14:41of my hand and i need to get rid of this client i could be your guide i could make whatever dream
00:14:49brought you here come true
00:14:51my dream the next on my list is to try the most delicious cake in london
00:15:02i'll help you with that
00:15:04we're gonna get the makeover first
00:15:08where is everybody oh this place of by appointment only exclusive clientele i want to try them on
00:15:26too flashy too boring
00:15:33looks like stage wear
00:15:38looks like something out of a funeral
00:15:43i don't know they all seem a bit too fancy for me maybe i'm not worthy of them
00:15:50that is nonsense
00:15:59it is the dress that isn't worthy of you my love
00:16:04try this one
00:16:05it's perfect just like you
00:16:08and i'll pay for it
00:16:11no it's fine i'll pay for it myself
00:16:13that dress has your name written all over it
00:16:24where i don't see anything
00:16:26your boyfriend has exquisite taste
00:16:29oh he's not my boyfriend
00:16:32this is a one of a kind piece made by our designer
00:16:36many people have tried it but nobody has worn it as well as you
00:16:39it's like it was made for you
00:16:41card declined
00:16:51i knew you were only pretending to be rich
00:16:53i said i'd pay for it myself
00:16:56now which is it i got the money
00:16:58forty thousand
00:16:59forty thousand
00:17:02forty thousand
00:17:06that's insane
00:17:08is it made with invisible diamonds or something
00:17:11this is an exclusive piece by designer musette
00:17:14if you can't afford to pay for it don't bother trying it on
00:17:17this is not a flea market for one of his cinderella
00:17:20look it doesn't matter if i'm not from the upper class or working class i should be allowed to come
00:17:27in and be welcomed and try on whatever dress i want
00:17:29that is a lovely speech that if you can't afford it you have to remove it
00:17:34second that i don't want it
00:17:37the dress belongs to the lady
00:17:39it's fine i don't want to spend money
00:17:41hello musette
00:17:48yes yes it's arthur hello
00:17:49um yeah no i'm just in london actually at the minute and i've just got my eyes on one of your beautiful dresses
00:17:55yeah um
00:17:57it's really
00:17:58i i am most terribly sorry
00:18:05but they're misunderstanding
00:18:07well now you haven't offended me
00:18:09you've offended her
00:18:11her
00:18:12i am so sorry mom
00:18:14would you like to wear that dress to go ma or can i wrap it for you
00:18:18um she'd like to wear the dress
00:18:22uh the dress and the shoes i'll pay for it myself
00:18:25are you sure you have that much money still
00:18:29no
00:18:33and don't worry about it you need to get used to be taken care of
00:18:48so this is the oldest and most famous pastry salon in london
00:18:54every month they host a cake tasting and as tradition
00:18:59an auction for the chef's cake an auction for a cake
00:19:04why is it looking so like priced in london
00:19:09why don't you go find us a seat and i'll get us something to drink okay
00:19:17who are you why are you all over arthur
00:19:23you are don't remember me you tried taking my sweet country
00:19:29bumpkin i didn't try i did so if you excuse me not so fast
00:19:35i'm very close with arthur and i demand to know your relationship with him
00:19:38it's just business do no high-end escorts walk
00:19:42it's all these days how much does he pay you what
00:19:45he's not someone you can just cling to no
00:19:50eve this is a private matter please respect that
00:19:54i'm gonna let you two catch up so i'm gonna grab a cup of tea
00:20:00also i give you respect you can have some freedom but you cannot bring a whore into our social cycles
00:20:07i'm your fiance she's not a whore
00:20:10watch your words
00:20:12i can spend my time with whomever i like
00:20:21so she's not an escort she's a bitch that's what she is
00:20:25and i will learn to her and us as well as she should be if it means killing her
00:20:29i apologize for what you were just put through
00:20:31it's my fault you sure have a lot of abnormal clients in london
00:20:37is she also rich and powerful her father is
00:20:40she clearly likes you she just wants to control me
00:20:43i'm neither rich or powerful and yet here you are hang with me
00:20:49why ladies and gentlemen welcome to the annual ian afternoon tea now presenting chef ian himself
00:20:55watch tons of speaking tutorials thank you so much everyone for being here today this cake that
00:21:05we have here is entitled wish uh as always my blessings upon you all and as per usual we'll be
00:21:10starting the bidding today at around a thousand pounds so i'd love to hear those please one thousand three hundred
00:21:19ten thousand uh ten thousand one hundred
00:21:26one hundred thousand she's insane she's got the money but i sure don't do i have to let go of my wish
00:21:39one hundred thousand
00:21:42one hundred thousand going once going twice one hundred and ten thousand
00:21:49what are you crazy two hundred thousand
00:21:56excuse me mr ian as i recall all your cakes bear the iris emblem and yet i don't believe this one does
00:22:07that's uh that's a keen observation uh apologies everybody this is a clearly an oversight uh we're going to
00:22:14uh we're going to rectify this and the bidding will resume as soon as we have cleared up this little matter
00:22:21gabe yes
00:22:22um i'm just going to run to the bathroom
00:22:29i'm just going to get creative with this cake the iris would have ruined the design
00:22:42you are a nobody just because i let you finish me doesn't mean you get a couple of shots
00:22:48you get me why shouldn't i hit you
00:22:51i don't know what you're going to do
00:22:53a cake made by a fraud do i really want that on my bucket list
00:22:57you get me why shouldn't i hit you
00:23:20don't go too far if you have a problem come to me
00:23:27the bidding will now reconnect thank you all for your patience the ladies last bid was two hundred
00:23:37thousand and if i could just interject very quickly uh based on what happened earlier in the kind of
00:23:42little mishap because of that i'd like to change the rules if everybody's okay with that this cake
00:23:48will now be gifted at random to a random table in the audience so that's it yeah that's okay
00:23:57what do you mean you i saw your daughter you tell that that was just all talk and the uh and the
00:24:03the the the random number is
00:24:09where are you come on up
00:24:18come on up here the luckiest lady in all of london
00:24:20uh fantastic with a lucky winner arthur why don't you pop on up as well there
00:24:31and i'll get one of the lucky couple there together i'll step out
00:24:36don't think just because you won ian's cake you deserve to join the upper class you lowry
00:24:42bitch ian you made a grave error today i could have offered you ten times the price for your cake
00:24:49plus an invitation to my family's bankot
00:24:52fortunately now i won't be able to do that
00:24:55ten ten times did i hear that right miss eve that's an awful lot of money are you sure you can
00:25:01afford that oh country bumpkin of course it's loose change for me did everybody just hear that that's
00:25:11almost two million i don't think you can just pull two million from your pot what are you doing
00:25:17i just want to see if london is filled with rich pretentious people
00:25:20two million and the cake is mine
00:25:30sure
00:25:34i thought sorry i thought the cake was what you wanted miss eve you truly are wealthy i'll give you
00:25:39that and you truly are a country bumpkin don't you know it's incredibly rude to resell works of our
00:25:47master chef i've held this tea party for over a decade and this is the first time i've ever been
00:25:56so insulted the lady abroad has not only insulted myself but my work chief harris house shadow
00:26:05now let's all enjoy the cake together and applaud to our ear
00:26:09ian you said that i um insulted your work yeah you certainly did when the cake that he made wasn't
00:26:33even made by him it was made by his assistant we've all been paying thousands and thousands of pounds
00:26:39for her lies wait there's someone else been doing the labor you're all idiots excuse me this is this
00:26:45is absolute slander do not listen to her she doesn't have any proof oh excuse me get an ambulance
00:27:03oh we're so unclassy and rude running away like that we're just two real people with real feelings
00:27:18ah what a pity i guess i won't be able to try the most expensive cake in london
00:27:25i know a place i know a place too thanks to you exposing ian i just got fired
00:27:32oh i'm so sorry no honestly it's fine i've been wanting to leave that bastard for a while
00:27:39my name's gabe by the way nice to meet you i know a place we can get that cake you wanted
00:27:46i was gonna suggest this place too how do you know about it it's my grandmother's bakery
00:28:01it's been in london for almost 50 years we're closing tomorrow why well the rent's too high
00:28:09grandma's getting old should we go
00:28:20grandma
00:28:20oh i haven't seen you in a while prince
00:28:30oh mrs wells uh i think what you mean to say is i'm still that little prince that could never
00:28:36resist a sweet treat i've grown up a little bit since then is that why they call you the prince yeah
00:28:43well i used to come in here all the time with my mother when i was a child and mrs wells i'd like
00:28:49for you to meet joe joe is also a baker oh no i'm just a small town baker doesn't mean to say you're
00:28:58no good exactly she wanted to try ian's cake today but you know no luck and i'm out of the job now
00:29:09not a poor problem young lady
00:29:12no joe wanted to try the best cake in london is today some kind of special day
00:29:19oh it's it's actually my birthday why didn't you tell me we will make it meaningful and memorable
00:29:30oh and we will bake a cake and let it be a chapter in my cake shop
00:29:49happy birthday dear joe happy birthday to you
00:30:12i wish for you all to live a long and healthy happy life
00:30:15happy birthday shouldn't you make a wish for yourself
00:30:25what's wrong this birthday is my last
00:30:30why would it be your last birthday
00:30:34i mean with you guys right we all have to leave at some point
00:30:38none of us are going to be around forever let's let's eat the cake
00:30:45wow this cake is amazing
00:30:50thank you arthur you truly are the most warmest most wonderful man in london
00:30:57the good lad
00:31:01oh my god what was the secret ingredient is cherished memories
00:31:07i have an idea
00:31:15here gabe this is two million dollars you should keep this cake shop alive this
00:31:22this cake deserves to be shared with the world
00:31:24we are full of surprises thank you again thank you so much
00:31:33thank you very much have a good birthday
00:31:35we'll see you soon
00:31:40you truly are full of surprises what do you mean
00:31:43just chucking out two million like that not even royal princesses are that carefree and that generous
00:31:50well they did offer me the role of the honor but i can accept it
00:31:56then what what do you want i want a holiday and maybe to make a few dreams come true
00:32:05one second sorry
00:32:08what's that the queen wanted me to remind you there's a ball tomorrow in london you are to attend with miss
00:32:14eve or else the king will strip you of all your privileges including that black card you gave miss joe
00:32:19it's a high society masquerade ball where everyone dresses off as characters
00:32:33i could be the prince and you could be a lady not interested um well how about think about your other
00:32:43wishes number six was to meet the movie star kurt maxwell he'll be there
00:32:56oh the prince is here everybody knows that you're playing the prince
00:33:02well i've been here a few times arthur good to see you old boy good to see you
00:33:10this is lady emily of the limp family oh the limp family i don't recall seeing at any gatherings
00:33:16i was showing me who were raised abroad oh yeah um my parents separated so i grew up in south africa
00:33:22with my mother oh and of course well it's a pleasure lady emily i'm now
00:33:26one missed me turns out you're the lint girl still nothing compared to me
00:33:36father's barely even a noble i'm not here to compete with you you might be okay sharing your
00:33:42man but i have pride i think you're taking this ball a little too seriously didn't you know this whole
00:33:49ball was created oh my god it's kirk maxwell
00:34:03cut cut as we get some shoes
00:34:11come on darling let's greet some old friends
00:34:15oh my god you've done it again new film's absolutely phenomenal kirk hi mr maxwell i'm
00:34:22much almost oh hey how you doing
00:34:29i bet kirk takes chick back to his dressing room it's like a randy a bloody terrier
00:34:35i'll get a photo or i'll record it even better
00:34:39that'll ruin his reputation
00:34:42wait why are you doing this i thought kirk was your friend
00:34:45oh no it's a poor wild raised girl who thinks she's a noble
00:34:49i didn't think the prince's date would be next in line to jump into party bed
00:34:53i'll say we're better in bed how about a threesome
00:34:56disgusting
00:35:06what kind of a lady would do that
00:35:08it was just a simple joke and she took it too seriously
00:35:13have you met her yet let me introduce you this is lady emily of the limp family raised in south
00:35:19africa quite a fiery tempo
00:35:21i'll call you a man whore and tried to ruin your reputation
00:35:26all right iron man married it has what over a dozen lovers on the side
00:35:35gotta be last year you sold the entire estate just to date one of my co-stars
00:35:41and she was too smitten with me now georgie boy
00:35:44also married except his wife used to like me quite a bit
00:35:49now as for me i do admit i am a bit of a well playboy
00:35:54but i've always been clear with my girls
00:35:57and i've got a rule
00:35:59i don't date married women
00:36:01so what's your real name i'm joe well thank you joe i was brave
00:36:18god you are beautiful thank you oh come on don't go all shy on me i thought you lied to me
00:36:31oh oh no
00:36:43oh cool you're damn jets big boy you know it was actually um
00:36:49arthur who invited me here tonight that still doesn't give you an excuse to touch my woman
00:36:55yeah we go way back right huh still doesn't give you an excuse don't get cold
00:36:59did you just refer to me as your woman can we talk outside yeah
00:37:12arthur we're just a lawyer and employee you're crossing the line i just
00:37:19i just don't want to see my employer get her heart broken
00:37:22that guy kirk he goes for girls quicker than he changes ties
00:37:32you don't just want to be another tie in his closet
00:37:35arthur i know what men are like and i know who i am none of that should really concern you
00:37:44arthur i know what men are like and i know who i am none of that should really concern you
00:37:52all right
00:37:52it seems that i have crossed the line um but if you ever do need a shoulder to cry on
00:38:00i have one hell of a shoulder
00:38:03arthur
00:38:05i just want to keep things the way they are
00:38:07you can't have feelings for me not now
00:38:11so what are you two talking about this looks uh pretty serious
00:38:15arthur it seems this embarrassment isn't exactly fit to be your date
00:38:23don't forget the real purpose for tonight's war
00:38:27ladies and gentlemen please welcome prince arthur and miss eve for the opening dance
00:38:34please help me help me get rid of eve that's all i'm asking as your escort tonight
00:38:39hey joe do you want to dance
00:38:47do you want to dance
00:38:50arthur's mine tonight
00:38:57arthur seems a bit tied up tonight and you know i hate to see a pretty girl alone at the ball
00:39:01so you want to dance
00:39:10i object
00:39:15i missed date tonight so this dad should be with me
00:39:18are you sure you're worthy it's not really up to you to decide
00:39:24ladies and gentlemen also called miss emily is an imposter
00:39:30a country girl from yorktown sneaking her way in trying to climb the social ladder
00:39:35i invited her here
00:39:38thank you i'll prove myself
00:39:44i hear the real countess of lint is an expert in foxtrot dance
00:39:51the long lost dance easy peasy
00:39:53be calm about you're jealous
00:40:01some music are you sure you can dance you sure you can dance
00:40:07i'll go to you
00:40:12i'll go to you
00:40:20yeah all right all right yeah
00:40:39now i'm starting to like you more and more you true you are a great dinosaur
00:40:47oh it's nothing i i used to practice a lot when i was younger i thought people would judge me but
00:40:53i guess it came in handy tonight all right well for your next dance may i have this honor
00:41:00she's already had the best dance partner in the room and besides she's tart
00:41:05where are you going
00:41:11arthur i didn't even get to fill my stomach up at that party my fault tell you what
00:41:24dinner's on me tonight all right then i want to feast watch out for your wallet
00:41:30arthur this is way too much food there's no way we're going to be able to finish this
00:41:40what a waste and there's so many homeless people just starving
00:41:44all right
00:41:46sorry
00:41:49would you mind awfully packing this up to go and then giving it to the local homeless if
00:41:56that's okay sure thank you problem's all
00:42:00oh arthur you're so sweet so kind so righteous
00:42:10what a waste just to be a cowboy
00:42:15hypothetically what if i wasn't a cowboy
00:42:20what would you do would you fall for me
00:42:27would you fall for me
00:42:31arthur even if you were i don't know a prince
00:42:37i don't think i could fall for anybody right now
00:42:41i don't think i'll ever be able to fall in love again
00:42:44arthur
00:42:53it's snowing
00:42:56oh arthur i've lost my phone and my money
00:43:04well snow is not that heavy
00:43:06it's not too far from the hotel
00:43:08hey you need a ride
00:43:34kirk you're like a hero straight out of a movie
00:43:43yeah you know this all reminds me of a scene out of my latest movie
00:43:46come on get in i'll tell you all about it
00:43:48arthur hurry up and get in
00:43:52i'm honestly fine i'm fine i don't want to take any medicine
00:44:04i harried you as my escort and i made you go out and call you sir bruce once born
00:44:09take it now
00:44:11he's uh an escort
00:44:15how did you not know
00:44:19no of course he knows
00:44:20what are you doing here
00:44:21well i booked this suite across the hall last night
00:44:23yeah well um
00:44:25how about you go back
00:44:28to it and uh
00:44:29stop doing whatever this is that you're doing
00:44:32your highness
00:44:34if you want me to keep quiet
00:44:36play nice
00:44:37alright
00:44:38i got dirt on you now
00:44:39what are you two whispering about
00:44:41you see i was just telling arthur here that i'd like to ask you out on a date
00:44:47i mean i need you to see officially
00:44:50that i'm a much better escort than him
00:44:54okay
00:44:55i guess i can have two call boys on my list
00:45:02leon
00:45:04tail them
00:45:05i want to know everything about this date
00:45:08now
00:45:10so are you nervous or uh just avoiding you
00:45:26going on a date with a big movie star is a little nerve-wracking
00:45:31well firstly we're going to an art gallery
00:45:33and then we feast on french new wave cinema
00:45:36and finding a book to wine tasting
00:45:40or is there something else you'd rather taste
00:45:43oh no
00:45:46you know you make me feel like we're just friends
00:45:49what's wrong with being just friends
00:45:53we're not going to be friends
00:45:59are we going to be sẽ
00:46:06now
00:46:07the
00:46:08Olympic
00:46:10attacking
00:46:11the
00:46:13mas
00:46:14the
00:46:16mun
00:46:17the
00:46:18vid
00:46:19the
00:46:20no
00:46:21we taking
00:46:21the
00:46:21that
00:46:22mu
00:46:22in
00:46:23the
00:46:23Relax, alright?
00:46:25What I meant is, um...
00:46:27Arthur mingles with the elites.
00:46:29You know, he's probably had every kind of wine.
00:46:31Oh.
00:46:32Sorry, got a little defensive.
00:46:34You know, you're pretty cute when you're angry.
00:46:36I like it.
00:46:38Is this what you say to every girl?
00:46:40Sweet talk them until the clothes just fall off?
00:46:42No, no, no, I swear I have never praised an angry woman before.
00:46:46Except you.
00:46:47Kirk, I'm just a regular girl
00:46:50who won the lottery of mess and trouble
00:46:53and there's nothing cool about it.
00:46:56I came to London to splurge and...
00:46:59well, to enjoy myself while I can.
00:47:02Because, to be honest, I don't know if this is
00:47:05the last time I can do something like this.
00:47:08So you shouldn't waste your time
00:47:10on trying to charm somebody like me.
00:47:13Yeah, look, I'm not trying to charm you.
00:47:16I'm just...
00:47:18very attracted to you.
00:47:21Come on, don't you want to experience, uh...
00:47:24Experience what?
00:47:27Well, experience what it feels like to date me.
00:47:30You dare?
00:47:32Kirk, you bastard.
00:47:37Well, Kirk, you're very charming,
00:47:39but I could never fall in love with you.
00:47:42Joe, you truly are a surprise.
00:47:46Why not?
00:47:47I thought I was your favourite, uh, movie star.
00:47:50You are.
00:47:51The things I liked about you were the characters you played
00:47:55and they always cherished love with honesty and...
00:47:58and well, Kirk, you're just...
00:48:00kind of floating around in this rose-tinted dreamland bubble
00:48:04and it's eventually gonna burst.
00:48:06And I think it's...
00:48:07it's really important to stay grounded in reality
00:48:09so we know who we are.
00:48:11Cherish love with honesty.
00:48:14So that's the kind of love Joe wants.
00:48:17Look, you're a great girl, Joe.
00:48:19And you do deserve to be cherished, alright?
00:48:23You do need to stay grounded.
00:48:25And I...
00:48:27Sorry.
00:48:41Listen, I've...
00:48:42Joe.
00:48:43Everything you just said is giving me a kind of, uh, clarity.
00:48:46And I've never been sure of anything like this before, but, uh...
00:48:51I think I might be in love with you.
00:49:00Track them.
00:49:01I need to find their location now.
00:49:03Oh.
00:49:06Out you go.
00:49:10Where are we?
00:49:13Welcome to the other side of London.
00:49:14Home to underground deals and the city's most infamous.
00:49:20What are we doing here?
00:49:22Well, we're here to put our hearts on the line.
00:49:25Come on.
00:49:30Doug, let me help you, uh, take that off.
00:49:32Oh, no, it's okay.
00:49:33I can do it myself.
00:49:36Kirk Maxwell!
00:49:42This is the place.
00:49:44Bastard.
00:49:47Stop!
00:50:02And seven.
00:50:03Get a tattoo!
00:50:07Joe, uh...
00:50:09I once swore to you that I would help you fulfill all of your wishes.
00:50:13Arthur.
00:50:26The royal family doesn't allow tattoos.
00:50:29You sure about this?
00:50:31For Joan, I would do anything.
00:50:33Why?
00:50:34I guess we're in it together.
00:50:35What kind of tattoo do you want?
00:50:36I want, um, a Chinese poem. I heard Beckham had one. I think it's really cool.
00:50:50What poem?
00:50:52It's this one.
00:50:53Huh?
00:50:54What does it mean?
00:50:55It means to live life to the fullest.
00:50:59Arthur.
00:51:00Mort.
00:51:02You're out of control.
00:51:04You love this woman, don't you?
00:51:06I understand.
00:51:07I'll handle the engagement next week.
00:51:12Stop interfering with my life.
00:51:25Joe.
00:51:27Let's go back.
00:51:29Hey Joe.
00:51:30Let me take you home.
00:51:36I'm glad you chose me.
00:51:58Here's your payment to the car and escrow services.
00:52:01I'm very satisfied with the experience.
00:52:03Joe.
00:52:04Is that what you think of us?
00:52:08A business arrangement?
00:52:10Oh.
00:52:13What's wrong?
00:52:15What is it?
00:52:16Take me back now.
00:52:24Come on, what do you want?
00:52:25Oh dude, relax.
00:52:27Just here to say goodbye.
00:52:28Alright, time for the, uh, greatest wingman in history to make an exit, right?
00:52:32Yeah.
00:52:33And I wish you, my prince and princess, a happily ever after.
00:52:38You feeling better?
00:52:39It's just a sonic ache.
00:52:48Do you want this?
00:52:49It's quite hot.
00:52:50Cool.
00:52:52That one's ever taken care of me like this before.
00:52:53Feels nice.
00:52:54I don't know.
00:52:55No, I didn't know.
00:52:56That one's ever taken care of me like this before.
00:52:57Feels nice.
00:52:58To be honest, it's been quite hot, so I can't hold.
00:53:05That one's ever taken care of me like this before.
00:53:10It feels nice.
00:53:28Arthur, our contract ends here. You're fired.
00:53:45Why?
00:53:46I'm sorry I let you have the wrong idea, but it's not professional to have a relationship with your employee.
00:53:52Employee? No.
00:53:54Joe, if this is about me being an escort, then I'm-
00:53:56This is strictly business, Arthur.
00:54:00It wasn't for me.
00:54:02The truth, I think-
00:54:04I feel nothing for you.
00:54:08Understand?
00:54:10There.
00:54:14You're on his hand.
00:54:24Yeah.
00:54:32Okay.
00:54:33Alright.
00:54:34Alright, maybe we'll call you back.
00:54:37Hey, Arthur, hey.
00:54:39What happened?
00:54:41She said she didn't fit anything for me.
00:54:43What?
00:54:44No, no, I can guarantee you she does.
00:54:47No, no, no, she loves you.
00:54:49Then why did she push me away?
00:54:51Alright, Joe is hiding something.
00:54:56I mean, there's gotta be some reason behind all of this, right?
00:55:10Experience a mind-altering hallucination.
00:55:13Nobody cares about you.
00:55:16Nobody in this world loves you or cares about you, Joe.
00:55:21Nobody cares about you.
00:55:22Nobody cares about you.
00:55:24Nobody cares about you.
00:55:25Nobody cares about you.
00:55:26Nobody cares about you.
00:55:27No.
00:55:28Nobody cares about you.
00:55:29I care.
00:55:30I care about you.
00:55:33Why did you come back?
00:55:35I can't let you see me like this.
00:55:37Please, Arthur, there's nothing you can do to save me.
00:55:40I do nothing in this world.
00:55:42Hey.
00:55:44Don't make judgements about me.
00:55:46Please don't push me away.
00:55:49Whatever you want to do,
00:55:52I'll do it with you.
00:56:00Let's go, Crayou.
00:56:01Is this real?
00:56:08Or is it a hallucination?
00:56:11It's real.
00:56:14At least for the moment.
00:56:18It's real.
00:56:31It's real.
00:56:34Why did you come back?
00:56:37Because I realized you were the most beautiful woman in the world.
00:56:41And you don't deserve to be on your own.
00:56:45Let's make a new deal.
00:56:47A relationship with no future.
00:56:49Leave whenever we want.
00:56:51Alright.
00:56:54I'm in.
00:57:02So how did the weed feel?
00:57:06Not as great as I thought.
00:57:08Nah.
00:57:09Same here.
00:57:11Although,
00:57:12I think I found something else I'm addicted to.
00:57:14Oh really?
00:57:15What's that?
00:57:17You.
00:57:19Well yeah, it was the first and last time I'm ever going to do that.
00:57:23Plus my new addiction is way better than pot.
00:57:31You ready for our date?
00:57:39Being alive feels so good.
00:57:43Loving someone feels so good.
00:57:46I no longer wish for forever.
00:57:49This moment is forever.
00:57:57Day is the Milky Way.
00:57:59It's Alter and Vega.
00:58:01Alter and Vega.
00:58:03The Chinese legend.
00:58:05The Emperor's daughter Vega fell in love with Immortal Altar.
00:58:09But the Emperor decided that he wasn't good enough to bring back so...
00:58:13He separated them.
00:58:15But their love moved the birds which moved the wings and...
00:58:19They built the bridge with their wings so they were able to meet on the bridge.
00:58:22On the seventh month and the seventh day.
00:58:25They can meet back on the bridge.
00:58:27That's a...
00:58:29Sad story.
00:58:31It's a beautiful story.
00:58:33It's a beautiful story.
00:58:41Thank you Arthur.
00:58:43Thank you Jo.
00:58:44What's this place?
00:58:46It's like an underground casino.
00:58:48I still have the money that we didn't spend.
00:58:50Are you in for another round?
00:58:51All in.
00:58:52Hey, maybe you wanna spread it out?
00:58:53I mean, I've already lost twice.
00:58:54Third time's the charm, right?
00:58:55Can't be that bad luck.
00:58:56I mean, I've already lost twice.
00:58:57Third time's the charm, right?
00:58:58I can't be that bad luck.
00:59:04I mean, I've already lost twice.
00:59:05Third time's the charm, right?
00:59:06Can't be that bad luck.
00:59:08I mean, I've already lost twice.
00:59:09Third time's the charm, right?
00:59:11I can't be that bad luck.
00:59:12I've lost everything!
00:59:13Oh my god!
00:59:15Oh my god!
00:59:16What?
00:59:17What?
00:59:18What?
00:59:19I mean, I've already lost twice.
00:59:20Third time's the charm, right?
00:59:21Can't be that bad luck.
00:59:22I've lost everything.
00:59:42Oh my god.
00:59:43Oh no!
00:59:44And I didn't even pay the hotel.
00:59:46Oh, what was I thinking?
00:59:48Why didn't you stop me?
00:59:49It's alright.
00:59:50It's fine.
00:59:51It's fine.
00:59:51A loss is a loss.
00:59:53But it's all fun.
00:59:55Such an idiot.
00:59:57Trusting my stupid bad luck.
01:00:01You can pay on credit if you like.
01:00:03No thanks.
01:00:04I don't want to become a full-blown gambling addict.
01:00:07What kind of credit?
01:00:09Spend the night with me for one night and I'll lend the ladies some chips.
01:00:13Excuse you.
01:00:14You insane.
01:00:19Hey.
01:00:20Listen.
01:00:20Listen.
01:00:21I have a feeling that your luck is about to change.
01:00:24It doesn't get started.
01:00:25It doesn't get started.
01:00:26It's all mine.
01:00:27Okay.
01:00:28Besides, I'm curious.
01:00:30How much am I worth?
01:00:33Give the lady £1,000 worth of chips.
01:00:37You're worth a thousand.
01:00:38A thousand?
01:00:38A thousand?
01:00:39Is that all?
01:00:41I'll raise it to £100,000.
01:00:43But only if you stay with me for the entire holiday in London.
01:00:46Even men are into you.
01:00:49Thank you for your generosity, but I'm only interested in women.
01:01:00Sorry.
01:01:00It seems like somebody is trying to inflate the price.
01:01:07Maybe you should reconsider your offer.
01:01:0910,000.
01:01:1110,000.
01:01:12Deal.
01:01:13No.
01:01:13Give the lady her chips.
01:01:14No.
01:01:15This joke has gone way too far and I'm definitely not sharing it with anybody.
01:01:20What does this Chinese poem mean?
01:01:26It means, in prime of life, one must enjoy themselves to the fullest.
01:01:32Exactly.
01:01:33We are here to savour every moment, every second.
01:01:39I want you to enjoy yourself.
01:01:42But...
01:01:42Jo, enjoy yourself.
01:01:44I promise, you won't have to share me with anyone.
01:01:57All right.
01:01:58Let's enjoy ourselves.
01:02:05All in.
01:02:06Hey.
01:02:07Just...
01:02:07Are you sure you want to play all your chips on this round?
01:02:11Remember, I'm just reminding you.
01:02:12Maybe it would be more fun to split it up over more rounds.
01:02:20In prime of life, one must enjoy themselves to the fullest.
01:02:24Plus, I'm with you, so I've got all the luck in the world.
01:02:29All right.
01:02:30Let's do it.
01:02:31All in.
01:02:32Let's play.
01:02:33Oh my god, I won!
01:02:44That...
01:02:45That's blackjack.
01:02:47Oh my god.
01:02:47You won!
01:02:51See?
01:02:52I told you, now you won't have to share me with anyone else.
01:02:57Do you want to play again?
01:02:59Yeah.
01:03:00It's starting to become a lot more fun.
01:03:01You are killing it.
01:03:27How much do you think I've won?
01:03:29Two million?
01:03:29Two million?
01:03:32Wow.
01:03:33Life is really a drama box.
01:03:35I wonder how I just got so good at gambling all of this.
01:03:40Congratulations.
01:03:42You two have just won VIP treatment.
01:03:45This way, please.
01:03:46This doesn't look like the VIP room.
01:03:59Hey!
01:04:01You didn't bother to check, here we are, did you?
01:04:03No one wins this much money, here.
01:04:06We won fair and square, let us go.
01:04:08The money I lend comes with conditions.
01:04:11Win or lose, Hanson.
01:04:14You belong to me tonight.
01:04:15Is that side?
01:04:16You might want to check out who I am first.
01:04:18Who you are doesn't matter.
01:04:22Once I set my eyes on someone, they don't get away.
01:04:26Ah!
01:04:27Let us go.
01:04:28I don't care about the room.
01:04:29Just please let us leave.
01:04:31This is my turn.
01:04:33Who the fuck are you to make demands?
01:04:37Hey!
01:04:38No!
01:04:40Get them!
01:04:41What are you waiting for?
01:04:48Who the hell are you?
01:04:50Who are they?
01:04:51And why are they helping us?
01:04:55And why are they helping us?
01:04:57Joe, listen to me.
01:04:58There's things I haven't told you.
01:04:59Take him away!
01:05:01No!
01:05:02Let him go!
01:05:03I'll call the police!
01:05:05Leon, you're my bodyguard.
01:05:07You're my friend.
01:05:08You're betraying me?
01:05:09Let him go!
01:05:09No!
01:05:13Honey, don't you know who he is?
01:05:16He's my boyfriend.
01:05:17Oh, come on!
01:05:19Stop kidding yourself!
01:05:21He's been using him.
01:05:23You're just another delusional bitch.
01:05:27We were assisted.
01:05:29We were asked to assist in taking the prince.
01:05:31But the prince once gave us an order.
01:05:33That young lady cannot be harmed.
01:05:37Man, your car is waiting for you.
01:05:39Are you trying to humiliate me?
01:06:01Are you trying to humiliate me?
01:06:06Are you not attracted to me?
01:06:10Can we talk?
01:06:13About what?
01:06:14Alright. I've been avoiding this.
01:06:17My stepmother and your mother are close friends.
01:06:20We've known each other since we were teens.
01:06:23I think we can call ourselves friends.
01:06:25No. We're more than that.
01:06:28Arthur, I don't care about your little games on the side,
01:06:30but you need to respect me.
01:06:32Respect? Doesn't that mean being honest with each other?
01:06:35We've never loved each other, Eve.
01:06:37We never will.
01:06:38But what is it that you like about me?
01:06:40Is it my title as a prince?
01:06:42Or is it me as a man?
01:06:43What are you trying to say?
01:06:45I want a real relationship, Eve.
01:06:47Not a transaction or an exchange
01:06:50or something based on status and title.
01:06:52We need to make a sacred bow before God, Eve.
01:06:56I think we both deserve to find real love.
01:06:59I will not accept that.
01:07:01Tomorrow by noon the whole world is going to hear about our engagement
01:07:04and that woman is going to read about it.
01:07:06She'll think you've been playing her the whole time.
01:07:08Love?
01:07:10Love is just a bullshit word in our world.
01:07:16Eve?
01:07:17Eve?
01:07:18Eve!
01:07:19Who are you doing here?
01:07:21You see, I got an invite to your engagement party.
01:07:26Now, I was not going to come, but I've got to ask you.
01:07:28What about Joe, huh?
01:07:30Huh?
01:07:31What about Joe?
01:07:32What about Joe?
01:07:33This is great.
01:07:34This is great.
01:07:35This is great.
01:07:36You being here, you have to help me.
01:07:37You have to help me.
01:07:38You have to help me find Joe.
01:07:39I need to find him before midday.
01:07:40I need to find him before midday.
01:07:41Joe.
01:07:42I need to find him before midday.
01:07:44Joe.
01:07:45What?
01:07:46I need to find him before midday.
01:07:47Joe.
01:07:48I'm sorry.
01:07:49Why are you?
01:07:50I'm sorry, he's not going to come.
01:07:51But I got to ask you.
01:07:52What about Joe, huh?
01:07:53Huh?
01:07:54What about Joe?
01:07:55This is great.
01:07:56This is great.
01:07:57This is great.
01:07:58This is great.
01:07:59You being here.
01:08:00You have to help me.
01:08:01You have to help me find Joe.
01:08:04I need to find him before midday.
01:08:05Joe.
01:08:09What?
01:08:10What?
01:08:11I need to find him before midday.
01:08:13I'm so scared that I wouldn't find you, let me explain.
01:08:24Breaking news, Prince Arthur, the most handsome royal in Europe, has officially announced
01:08:29his engagement to Miss Eve of the Iain family at noon today to the Global Beasts.
01:08:33You asshole!
01:08:34You're just like everybody else, another asshole.
01:08:37No, let me explain.
01:08:43I owe you the deepest apology of all.
01:08:46I wasn't honest about who I am.
01:08:49Stop killing yourself!
01:08:51He's been using you.
01:08:52You mark my words, he'll leave you too.
01:08:55You're just another delusional bitch.
01:08:58I always do.
01:09:01You asshole!
01:09:02You're just like everybody else, another asshole.
01:09:05No, let me explain.
01:09:06What's there to explain?
01:09:08I've been searching for you everywhere just to find out you're engaged with another woman.
01:09:12Why are you still toying with me?
01:09:14I rushed all the way here so you wouldn't see the news and get the wrong idea.
01:09:18Meeting you has shown me what I really want and I don't want Eve.
01:09:21I don't love her.
01:09:22I never have.
01:09:23I want you.
01:09:25Only you.
01:09:30No explanations.
01:09:32Life is short.
01:09:33Pride.
01:09:34Shame.
01:09:35None of those matter.
01:09:36I only want to embrace this fleeting sorrow.
01:09:39This fleeting joy.
01:09:44Joe?
01:09:48Joe?
01:10:03Joe?
01:10:05My ninth wish.
01:10:31To kill the one I hate the most.
01:10:38Mom?
01:10:39Who's left?
01:10:47Don't say you've forgotten me.
01:10:51You're a beautiful girl.
01:10:55You abandoned me when I was ten.
01:10:59Are you here to bring me food?
01:11:02I'm starved.
01:11:04How could a mother be so heartless?
01:11:07Look at that woman downstairs.
01:11:10She keeps stealing my food.
01:11:12I'm hungry.
01:11:14Don't say you've forgotten who I am.
01:11:17Did you ever even love me?
01:11:19My daughter will be home from school soon.
01:11:25I need to buy her a cake.
01:11:30Don't take it.
01:11:33That's my daughter.
01:11:35That's all I have left.
01:11:37Don't take it.
01:11:39Please.
01:11:42Who are you?
01:11:44Why are you taking my daughter's things from me?
01:11:48How have you forgotten who I am?
01:12:01You didn't even love me, did you?
01:12:04Please.
01:12:06That's all I have left.
01:12:08You've truly forgotten who I am.
01:12:12Did you ever even love me?
01:12:15Joe.
01:12:17I love you.
01:12:20Truly.
01:12:24I want to apologize to everyone in the royal family who believed in me.
01:12:28I have let you down and I failed to meet your expectations.
01:12:32But I must follow my heart.
01:12:34I hereby renounce all my rights as heir to the throne.
01:12:38To all those who followed me, I owe you an apology as well.
01:12:42Like everyone else, I have moments of doubt and weakness.
01:12:46But in the end, we must all face our truth.
01:12:49Joe, I owe you the deepest apology of all.
01:12:54I wasn't honest about who I am.
01:12:56Please, give me another chance.
01:13:01Give us a chance.
01:13:03That's a man worth loving.
01:13:11When she was ten, I left my daughter for a man.
01:13:15Oh, he was a bad.
01:13:18I've regretted it ever since, but it's too late now.
01:13:24Take this.
01:13:27I don't deserve forgiveness.
01:13:30If you see her, tell her.
01:13:34Love was hell for me.
01:13:37But I pray love will be redemption for her.
01:13:40I thought you might want to see this.
01:13:42It's Joe's medical records.
01:13:44I never believed someone could truly love me.
01:14:09In my loneliest moments, no one was there.
01:14:12I pretended to be strong.
01:14:14Telling myself I needed no love.
01:14:17Nobody.
01:14:18Then I met you, Arthur.
01:14:20Your fate's final gift.
01:14:23It's last act of mercy.
01:14:25To love and be loved.
01:14:27It's so simple, yet so profound.
01:14:31I feel as if my old wounds are exposed again.
01:14:34Only to be healed.
01:14:36To love is to be brave.
01:14:38You made me brave.
01:14:40For once, I'm unafraid.
01:14:43To give.
01:14:44Even if it means being hurt.
01:14:46For me, this is the perfect ending.
01:14:49We all leave.
01:14:50Sooner or later.
01:14:52I'm just a bit faster than others.
01:14:54Arthur.
01:14:57My final wish.
01:14:59To watch the sunset and then depart.
01:15:02You can't leave me like this.
01:15:15I need an answer.
01:15:17I have kids.
01:15:20This vacation is my lapse.
01:15:22I'm not asking about that.
01:15:26Tomorrow, I could die in an accident.
01:15:30The day after that, the world could end.
01:15:34Everything could disappear.
01:15:36But I love you, Jo.
01:15:38And I need to know.
01:15:40Did you ever love me?
01:15:44I did.
01:15:46I do.
01:15:48It's just too late.
01:15:52Do you remember the story you once told me?
01:15:56The story?
01:15:57About Altair and Vhagar.
01:16:00Separated by the Milky Way and then reunited on the Bridge of Birds?
01:16:08Is this really your final wish?
01:16:11Yes.
01:16:14I wish to leave this Earth.
01:16:17Watching the sun go down.
01:16:22Then let me stay with you.
01:16:27Or we can fight the fates.
01:16:30I would fight for you to the very end if you would just trust me.
01:16:40Brother, I feel that one day you'll forget me.
01:16:49I could never forget you, even if I tried.
01:16:54We're like Altair and Vhagar.
01:16:57The birds of the universe want us to be together.
01:17:00Jo.
01:17:03Please.
01:17:07Let's live.
01:17:10Even just for one more day.
01:17:13Let's live.
01:17:27Let's live.
01:17:29Let's live.
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