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Full Episode Of Chrismas With A Country Bad Boy
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00:00:00So we're playing the space show for the second time.
00:00:07This guy passes out.
00:00:09Alright, it's about that time.
00:00:10What song are you?
00:00:12Kissing anybody at night?
00:00:20Yeah.
00:00:21Him.
00:00:22Hi!
00:00:23It's him.
00:00:24Six!
00:00:26Five!
00:00:27Four!
00:00:28Three!
00:00:29Two!
00:00:30One!
00:00:31Ready!
00:00:55You're a cute scar.
00:00:57It's just my birthmark.
00:01:00Do you want me to stop singing now?
00:01:04I don't want you to stop.
00:01:06Oh, you must be at all.
00:01:07I have a great day, thank you for your support.
00:01:09Who is sw tuned?
00:01:11Yes,いい Quas, and I will see you, everybody.
00:01:13I am.
00:01:15I am.
00:01:16I have some show, so the time, and this is this?
00:01:18I was so drunk last night.
00:01:40I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:41I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:53Happy New Year.
00:01:54Sam, it's me.
00:01:56Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:59I don't care how, just do it.
00:02:01I will find you.
00:02:08Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:11I'm a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:14I need grandkids.
00:02:16I need you.
00:02:17Message received, Mom.
00:02:18I need to go now.
00:02:19I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:30Seven years.
00:02:32Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:34Why do you still want me?
00:02:35Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:45Boss, it's been years.
00:02:50I'm ready to go to the inspection.
00:02:53Be impressed, sir.
00:02:55But first, we found your big Christmas wife.
00:02:57She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:58Blonde hair, red top.
00:03:00And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:03We can never know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll check out the price.
00:03:06Good.
00:03:07Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:12Hi.
00:03:13One iced bill of latte, please.
00:03:15And one hot chocolate.
00:03:16I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:21Now, Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:27See, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:29It's just for Christmas.
00:03:31But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:33Where's my real one?
00:03:34I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:44Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:54Jelly!
00:03:55Oh, what?
00:04:03Jelly!
00:04:04No, I'm sorry.
00:04:07I'm not your dad.
00:04:08No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:10Just as handsome as I have.
00:04:12Oh.
00:04:13Mommy, hurry.
00:04:14Your Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:24I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:27He's gorgeous.
00:04:32Oh.
00:04:33Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:36She's waiting to come out of the shop.
00:04:39Blonde hair, red dog.
00:04:41You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:43So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:46See, I knew you were the new daddy behind her.
00:04:49Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:50What's your name?
00:04:52Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:54Max.
00:04:55Aurelius.
00:04:56Eva.
00:04:56I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:05:01I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:04I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:07So, for our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:14$1,000 an hour?
00:05:16Well, yeah.
00:05:18It's $500 a day.
00:05:20Is that enough?
00:05:21That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:23What?
00:05:23You're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:25That's when I agreed with the agency.
00:05:27You'll make $2,000 over the week.
00:05:29Look, my requirements are simple.
00:05:31Okay?
00:05:31Play my pretend husband.
00:05:33Come with me to my hometown.
00:05:34And we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:36And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:43So she's getting pressure from the folks, too.
00:05:46Fine.
00:05:47But she'd have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:52Okay.
00:05:53Deal.
00:05:56Ready to go get married?
00:06:06Wow.
00:06:13Isn't it nice?
00:06:15This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:17Pictures.
00:06:26Why are you supposed to look like you're in love?
00:06:36I think we got it.
00:06:54Oh.
00:06:55I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:58To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:02Of course.
00:07:06Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:15From my family to you.
00:07:25Bad news, boss.
00:07:27The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:31But she failed.
00:07:33But who is...
00:07:34Who is she?
00:07:39Whatever.
00:07:40It doesn't matter.
00:07:42I'll try what I need.
00:07:45Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:47I already found someone.
00:07:48Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:57Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:59Christmas shopping?
00:08:00I should come.
00:08:02Look, if you want me to be the husband and the spigot to your family plan, I think I should
00:08:06have some say in the gifts.
00:08:09It'll make it more believable.
00:08:13Fine.
00:08:13Yeah, fine.
00:08:14Yeah, fine.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:15We can help.
00:08:24Let's go.
00:08:25Where's Molly going, Sam?
00:08:26Oh, I'm not sure what we're going to happen.
00:08:28Oh, let's go with me.
00:08:29Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:47Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:50She does kind of look like him.
00:08:58So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:09:04You're great.
00:09:06I'm going to love you, Max.
00:09:08Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:19in front of them.
00:09:21Okay.
00:09:22Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:24No, no, definitely not.
00:09:26And absolutely no.
00:09:27Sex?
00:09:28Yes.
00:09:30This is strictly business.
00:09:32Anything physical outside of us not having.
00:09:34You know what?
00:09:37Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:40I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:47Let's go.
00:09:54Yeah.
00:09:55What are you doing?
00:09:56I never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:10:00Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship,
00:10:03and I don't want your money.
00:10:07Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:10:1050% off pies?
00:10:12Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:1312 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:10:15They're the best kind.
00:10:17Hurry up and go.
00:10:18Cool, what are you standing here for?
00:10:21Hello there.
00:10:22Hi.
00:10:23You ready?
00:10:23Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:25Okay, great.
00:10:26We have a holiday special today.
00:10:28Spend $500, get 10% off, and you're just short.
00:10:32$15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:34Oh, great.
00:10:35Yeah, what do you have that's just $15?
00:10:38Can you get a move on?
00:10:40I just got here.
00:10:42Relax.
00:10:43Yeah, yeah.
00:10:46Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:48Okay, thank you.
00:10:51Hurry up and pay.
00:10:52I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:57You can wait your turn.
00:11:03Damn, my fake wife has some fire in.
00:11:12I'll be waiting at the place.
00:11:13I'll be waiting at the place.
00:11:15Hi, guys.
00:11:22And I'll hand you all a prize.
00:11:28Of course.
00:11:30Thank you so much.
00:11:31Of course.
00:11:32I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:34She bought all 12 of us.
00:11:36Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:37Just to give it away.
00:11:40Merry Christmas.
00:11:41Merry Christmas.
00:11:47What?
00:11:48Do you do that often?
00:11:50As often as I can.
00:11:52We should go.
00:11:57We gotta take the paper.
00:12:02Watch out.
00:12:02You done feeling me up?
00:12:25Shut up.
00:12:25Sorry, I was just in character.
00:12:27Why is he?
00:12:28Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:35And don't be late.
00:12:36Harrison Group?
00:12:49Harrison Group?
00:12:50Did you do construction for a time or something?
00:12:53Sort of.
00:12:54Not that I'm judging.
00:12:55I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:59Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:13:04I think that's for Schlattel.
00:13:06Can we pick another company?
00:13:08Oh.
00:13:09Harrison Group is perfect.
00:13:11I mean, they'll find it impressive.
00:13:12My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:13:14So.
00:13:15Perfect.
00:13:15Thanks.
00:13:20Oh, and, uh, there's something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:24Don't worry.
00:13:25Okay, I clean up nice to me.
00:13:26I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:30Too much.
00:13:30Let's go, Sam.
00:13:53It's time to check out the new HD cell.
00:13:55Ron, you're covered in water.
00:13:57You have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:59You have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:14:01You have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:14:04Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:22Hey, there they are!
00:14:27Oh, my God.
00:14:29I'm glad you made it.
00:14:30Oh, I missed you.
00:14:32Honey.
00:14:32Oh, where is this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:36He's coming.
00:14:37Please don't tell me that Christmas failed.
00:14:40Good, good, good.
00:14:42So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:45When's he arriving?
00:14:47Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to tell people talking.
00:14:52Poor thing.
00:14:52Not surprising.
00:14:54I mean, she's 30.
00:14:55Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:59Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:15:05This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:15:08Auntie Pamela, Daddy, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:15:14We're only worried about you.
00:15:16All these years without a husband.
00:15:19Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:20Oh, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:24And look what happened.
00:15:25She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:29I'm not alone.
00:15:30Mm-hmm.
00:15:31And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:37He's a manager.
00:15:39Manager?
00:15:40Of what?
00:15:41Trash.
00:15:43Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:48You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:51Actually, he's right here.
00:15:56Oh, wow.
00:15:59Wow.
00:15:59He's really good looking.
00:16:03Oh, must be AI.
00:16:05Mm-hmm.
00:16:06Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:16:09That's enough.
00:16:10She's our daughter, and your niece shows some respect.
00:16:14Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:16:22Well, guess what?
00:16:23William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:26It's 500 grand a year.
00:16:29That's half a million.
00:16:31Half a million.
00:16:32Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:36And speak of the devil.
00:16:39Oh, Willie, you made it.
00:16:48There you are.
00:16:56Oh, look at you now.
00:16:59Living the dream.
00:17:00Well, Jess, thank you, Eva.
00:17:02Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:17:08So, Marion, huh?
00:17:10Is it serious?
00:17:13That's what marriage is.
00:17:14It's pretty serious.
00:17:15Well, you must have rushed to tie the night, huh?
00:17:20Makes sense, though.
00:17:21You not being a hot-dum thing anymore.
00:17:24Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:27Yeah, a bullet dog, really.
00:17:30Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:32That's right.
00:17:34Just bought this brand-new suit for my Christmas bonus.
00:17:39Wouldn't love a man in red.
00:17:41Sexy.
00:17:42Like Santa Claus.
00:17:44Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:46Don't touch me.
00:17:47Oh, so entitled.
00:17:50Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:54And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:58I mean, look at that car.
00:18:00Did your husband afford anything even close to them?
00:18:04Think of the life I can give you in Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:18:07Get you nobody's husband and marry me instead.
00:18:12I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on birth.
00:18:20My mom would never marry you.
00:18:22She already has us and he's going to kick your butt.
00:18:28Is that so?
00:18:30Well, then, where is he?
00:18:32Because I don't see him.
00:18:34Does anyone see him?
00:18:38No.
00:18:39Just like I thought.
00:18:41Family lies just like mommy.
00:18:43That puts you on the Nihilus.
00:18:47And let me show you that was not in children.
00:18:52Hey, mommy.
00:18:54Is it okay?
00:18:55See that?
00:18:56Oh, my God.
00:18:57I'm going to take her in and get her passed up, okay?
00:19:00Come on.
00:19:01Let's go.
00:19:03What's all the matter with you?
00:19:05How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:19:10Let me go.
00:19:11Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:19:16Let me go!
00:19:17Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:35Max, the king.
00:19:41Oh, you're sweet.
00:19:45Where's Piper?
00:19:47William Hare?
00:19:49Long down, no two green side.
00:19:50Well, it looks like we have a real grinch to dispose of.
00:19:53Well, well, well.
00:19:55It isn't a waste manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:58That's right.
00:20:01Now I'm about to take out the trash.
00:20:05Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:20:07It's an honor to meet you.
00:20:09I'm Max.
00:20:10Eva told us all about you.
00:20:11From New York.
00:20:13Polite.
00:20:13Handsome.
00:20:14Just like she said.
00:20:17Wow.
00:20:18He was an AI.
00:20:19See?
00:20:20He's real.
00:20:21And he's more of a man here than will you ever dream and be.
00:20:25You son of a bitch.
00:20:26You just ruined my suit.
00:20:28And watch the way that you drive that...
00:20:29That pristine automobile.
00:20:32That car.
00:20:34Oh, my God.
00:20:35That's worth more than a house.
00:20:37That car.
00:20:39It's all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:43Wait.
00:20:45Are you?
00:20:50Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:52And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:55I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:58You really are a good one, aren't you?
00:21:00You stole it.
00:21:01That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:21:03Jesus.
00:21:04How did he get away with it?
00:21:06That's what I want to know.
00:21:08Enough, please.
00:21:11I'm just my daughter.
00:21:13She would never marry a girl.
00:21:16Max, be honest with me.
00:21:19Where did that car come from?
00:21:20I'm just the one flight.
00:21:23I'll be moving in and you make it three lifetimes.
00:21:27So, you need a breath in it.
00:21:32All right, listen, I'm calling the cops.
00:21:34Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:36Wait.
00:21:37What?
00:21:38Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:41Oh, well.
00:21:43Too late.
00:21:44Listen, I believe you.
00:21:53But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:57Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:59It's my car.
00:22:00It's not stolen.
00:22:01Yeah?
00:22:02If it's yours, then prove it.
00:22:05Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:22:08Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:22:09Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:22:12But then you have to get lost.
00:22:13And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:22:16Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:22:19Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:22:21Loser.
00:22:22Say one more word and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:22:27Jesus.
00:22:28Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:22:30He's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:31Here.
00:22:35Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:44Mr.
00:22:47Harrison?
00:22:49Mr. Harrison?
00:22:53Mr. Harrison?
00:22:55Just play along.
00:22:57Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:59Now get the fuck out of here.
00:23:00Before I kicked your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:23:03Yes, sir.
00:23:04I'm so sorry, sir.
00:23:06Hey, please.
00:23:07Where's the book?
00:23:08Oh, Jesus.
00:23:19Oh, that William.
00:23:21What a jerk, huh?
00:23:23You fooled me.
00:23:24What can I say?
00:23:26Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:23:29Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:23:32Oh, come on.
00:23:32You know, we were just looking out for you.
00:23:35Place for Christmas, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:37You know, my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:39Soon.
00:23:40Do you think that you could help him give us a door?
00:23:44A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:49We are family, aren't we?
00:23:51And we take care of each other.
00:23:54If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else's.
00:23:59Abigail, come on.
00:24:00Talk to her for us.
00:24:02Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:24:06Yeah.
00:24:06I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:24:09My daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law.
00:24:15Come on, guys.
00:24:16Let's go in.
00:24:17Welcome to the family.
00:24:21Welcome.
00:24:22This is your fault, Pam.
00:24:29You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:24:33My fault.
00:24:34You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, will you?
00:24:38Hold.
00:24:47Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:49And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:51And how old are you?
00:24:52I told you.
00:24:53I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:55I have a friend in high places.
00:24:58A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:25:02Yes.
00:25:03It's the season of giving.
00:25:05He knows people.
00:25:07Has connections.
00:25:08He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:25:10You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:25:12Yeah, you best not forget it, capisce?
00:25:14Oh, my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:25:18Dad!
00:25:19Mom!
00:25:19Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:25:23Oh, honey.
00:25:24We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong...
00:25:30Good luck.
00:25:30I think they'd get it, hon.
00:25:34Uh, how's Piper?
00:25:36Oh, she's fine.
00:25:37Well, you guys just get soap and we will go check on her.
00:25:41And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the street.
00:25:46Great.
00:25:47See you in a bit.
00:25:48Don't we?
00:25:49Yeah.
00:25:49What are you doing?
00:25:52Okay.
00:25:52Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:26:00Relax.
00:26:01It was just a hug.
00:26:03Ugh.
00:26:05We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:26:08You'll be okay.
00:26:09It's just one week.
00:26:10Only now.
00:26:12Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:26:14What are you doing?
00:26:21That's weird.
00:26:23They were so muddy that they just said something to come in.
00:26:25I don't know.
00:26:26Something just falls off.
00:26:28That's ridiculous.
00:26:29I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:26:31They don't want us to prove them?
00:26:34Oh, my God.
00:26:36Later.
00:26:36Later.
00:26:39Later.
00:26:39Later.
00:26:44Here we go.
00:26:47Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:49Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:51To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:54Oh.
00:26:56Welcome.
00:26:57Cheers.
00:26:57Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:59Looks great.
00:27:00Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:27:02I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:27:07But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:27:11Oh, no.
00:27:12Mom's touching him.
00:27:13She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:27:15You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:27:22Ow.
00:27:23Eva, sweetie.
00:27:25Kicking my foot?
00:27:26Oh, sorry, mom.
00:27:28Oh, jeez.
00:27:31It's okay.
00:27:32Mom, of course he knows it.
00:27:34I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:3612 pumpkin pies.
00:27:50I hear this right?
00:27:51The best kind.
00:27:54Well, of course.
00:27:55It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:57See?
00:27:59Are you happy now?
00:28:00That's good, but something still falls off.
00:28:03Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:28:06We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:28:12But our marriage is real.
00:28:14I guess your mom was just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:28:18Ah, now those are quality.
00:28:20Okay, well, then answer this.
00:28:25Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:28Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:32I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:28:36Well, um, it's...
00:28:38Silly face, dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:42Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:44Silly face, um, I'm not paying extra for this.
00:28:49Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:51You're a lot of stars.
00:28:53Oh, my gosh.
00:28:55You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:58Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:29:01And I'm not just talking about William.
00:29:03Ah, I'll get you out.
00:29:05Is that group there?
00:29:07So, come on, guys, let's eat.
00:29:09Let's eat.
00:29:10And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:29:25I have another room set up for Piper.
00:29:28Nice and festive for you.
00:29:31No complications, right?
00:29:32Sorry, honey.
00:29:34Uh, Mom, you know what?
00:29:35I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:29:37Oh, honey.
00:29:38Really?
00:29:38You might shouldn't sleep apart.
00:29:42Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:44The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:45Something about water conservation.
00:29:48That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:50Or 15 minutes?
00:29:52Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:53Just shower together.
00:29:56Shower together?
00:30:00Just shower together.
00:30:02Okay, you guys.
00:30:03Have a good night, okay?
00:30:08You heard it.
00:30:23Why are you tripping?
00:30:34Well, I can't take a shower and your clothes on.
00:30:37Come on, we're wasting time.
00:30:38We have 15 minutes.
00:30:39Nice try.
00:30:40I am not showering with you.
00:30:42All right, suit yourself.
00:30:44Or move your main there.
00:30:45Not in my chair first.
00:30:47Come on, Max.
00:31:06Get out of the way.
00:31:07You could be nothing physical.
00:31:09You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:31:11Relax.
00:31:12I won't touch you.
00:31:14Unless you say you want me to help.
00:31:17You're going to have a lot of space.
00:31:29In your dreams.
00:31:32Free to join me.
00:31:47So, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower or water left.
00:31:57You bitch.
00:31:58Why aren't you getting in?
00:32:00Ready to call for me?
00:32:02It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:32:05Oh, yeah?
00:32:05It's you who has to worry about being in my house.
00:32:19Holy shit.
00:32:23Um, this is a...
00:32:25This is going to be hurting myself.
00:32:27I'll say.
00:32:29What happened to all that cool guy companies.
00:32:33Still say cute community.
00:32:35I hope you maybe.
00:32:38I hope you don't want to.
00:32:41Yeah.
00:32:44I hope you should.
00:32:48Maybe we should.
00:32:50God, you're such a good kisser.
00:32:52Why does this feel so familiar?
00:33:04Yes.
00:33:13Max, we cannot do this.
00:33:15What?
00:33:16I didn't mean to cross any...
00:33:18It's not you, Max.
00:33:19It's us.
00:33:20It's this.
00:33:20This is all an ass.
00:33:22Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:33:25You're right.
00:33:27I'm sorry.
00:33:29You need to be sorry.
00:33:30Just...
00:33:38Earthmark.
00:33:39Earthmark.
00:33:44What is that?
00:33:47It's him.
00:33:48The man from New Year's.
00:33:50Is he...
00:33:51Piper's father?
00:33:55Why are you acting?
00:33:59Oh my God.
00:34:00Max is Piper's father.
00:34:03Are you okay?
00:34:04Yeah.
00:34:06I just, um...
00:34:07I just got laid.
00:34:08I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:34:11I'll, um...
00:34:12Of course.
00:34:14We have a daughter together.
00:34:19Oh my God.
00:34:20What do I do?
00:34:27I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:34:30You can take the bed.
00:34:32Thanks.
00:34:34Hey.
00:34:36Are you sure you're okay?
00:34:38Look, fake marriage aside,
00:34:40I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:34:42So if there's something you need,
00:34:44I can help.
00:34:45I want to help.
00:34:47He's Piper's father.
00:34:48He has a way to know.
00:34:51Um, Max...
00:34:54How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:58A child?
00:35:03No, no, no.
00:35:03That's...
00:35:04That's impossible.
00:35:05I'm...
00:35:06Very...
00:35:07Careful.
00:35:08Mostly.
00:35:10I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:35:13Family to me is a big commitment,
00:35:15and...
00:35:16And...
00:35:16I don't want any loose ends.
00:35:18You know?
00:35:19Right.
00:35:21You wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:35:24I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:35:26Why do you ask?
00:35:28No, I said just...
00:35:30Just curious.
00:35:31No, I...
00:35:32I feel like you're...
00:35:33Going somewhere with this.
00:35:35What?
00:35:37No.
00:35:38Well, then...
00:35:39Can I ask you a question?
00:35:41Shoot?
00:35:47Where did you get these?
00:35:48And how did you know my exact size?
00:35:51I didn't get those.
00:35:53I don't know where those came from.
00:35:54Are you sure you're just not trying to...
00:35:57Break the contract?
00:36:00Oh, my God.
00:36:01Oh, my God.
00:36:03Oh, my God.
00:36:07The truth is...
00:36:18Is that I...
00:36:19Just a second.
00:36:25Come in!
00:36:27Hey, I'm...
00:36:28Oh!
00:36:29Sorry for interrupting,
00:36:30but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:36:34before I talk around.
00:36:35You need to take this one, Dad?
00:36:36I'm kind of in the middle of something.
00:36:39I can see that.
00:36:41Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:36:43I mean, if you don't...
00:36:44If you don't mind.
00:36:45What?
00:36:46I don't want...
00:36:47You know what?
00:36:47Just put his shirt on.
00:36:49I'm gonna go get her.
00:36:50Piper!
00:36:51Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:55He sprang to his sleigh,
00:36:57to his team gave a whistle,
00:36:59and away they all flew,
00:37:01like the down of a thistle.
00:37:02But I heard him exclaim,
00:37:04as he drove out of sight.
00:37:06Merry Christmas to all.
00:37:09And to all,
00:37:10a good night.
00:37:14If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:37:16she'd be over the moon.
00:37:18Good night, Piper.
00:37:19Is there a dad still around?
00:37:25Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:37:27because you're her dad.
00:37:30Uh, no.
00:37:31That man has no idea
00:37:33what a treasure
00:37:34he's missing out on.
00:37:39Do you really think so?
00:37:41From the bottom of my heart?
00:37:43Maybe I should tell him.
00:37:46He deserves to know.
00:37:53Maps.
00:37:57You are Piper's father.
00:37:59I'll say it another time,
00:38:07right?
00:38:08I'll say it another time,
00:38:08right?
00:38:09I'll say it another time,
00:38:09right?
00:38:10Where's Piper?
00:38:35She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:40I think she's going to kiss her.
00:39:04Just going to kiss her, right?
00:39:07No, I'm not working.
00:39:10Yeah, this.
00:39:14I remember this.
00:39:25Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:39:28How was your stay at Chateau-Smith?
00:39:31Good morning, Ms. Smith.
00:39:33It was great.
00:39:34Wonderful.
00:39:35Well, it's about to get even better.
00:39:37Oh, no.
00:39:41What is that?
00:39:42Sardines and saltines.
00:39:44It's a Smith family classic.
00:39:46It was my grand-grand's favorite during wartime.
00:39:49Don't be shy.
00:39:49Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:39:52Max, you don't have to.
00:39:54No, no.
00:39:54It's okay.
00:39:56Smith family staple.
00:39:59It's over there.
00:40:00Good?
00:40:18Good.
00:40:19Good?
00:40:21Smell.
00:40:21Well, you two better get dressed.
00:40:24You better go see it, Miranda.
00:40:25Could I, um...
00:40:29Could I have some water, please?
00:40:31That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:40:35What's the deal with them?
00:40:36Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:40:39Says Piper's a fatherless brat.
00:40:41I'm...
00:40:43Hey, don't worry.
00:40:45I'll protect you and Piper.
00:40:47Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:40:53Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up, then.
00:41:07Wait, that earring.
00:41:10Wait.
00:41:11That earring.
00:41:13You like it?
00:41:13I was so bummed when I lost the matching line years ago.
00:41:17Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:41:20I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:41:26Right.
00:41:27That's just a common hearing.
00:41:29Anyone can have it.
00:41:30Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:41:32She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:41:37So Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:41:41But derring said that Ava got married.
00:41:43Oof.
00:41:44What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:41:48An aging single mom.
00:41:50Slim pickings.
00:41:51I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:54That explains it.
00:41:56She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:59Oh, please, Miranda.
00:42:00Look.
00:42:01Ava is your niece.
00:42:02Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:42:04Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:42:08Her track record speaks for itself.
00:42:10Exactly.
00:42:11Not like my Sierra.
00:42:12Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:42:18You're here.
00:42:20Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:26Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:28Merry Christmas.
00:42:29You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:42:32I am.
00:42:33I'm Eva's husband.
00:42:35Max, pleasure to meet you.
00:42:36Welcome.
00:42:37You're Eva's husband.
00:42:39But you're gorgeous.
00:42:43But I can't miss you.
00:42:46Look at you two.
00:42:47You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:42:49Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:42:50Merry Christmas.
00:42:51This is for Max and I.
00:42:54Oh, my goodness.
00:42:55I can't eat that.
00:42:56Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:59Oops.
00:42:59Oh, my bad.
00:43:01Oh, a homemade gift.
00:43:03How thrifty.
00:43:05Not all kisser about the price tag.
00:43:08Mommy's right.
00:43:08You mean all the hat?
00:43:10You little.
00:43:12You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:43:16We will lose yours.
00:43:17Oh.
00:43:18You think you broke my wrist?
00:43:21Look what you just did to my mother.
00:43:23My husband is Harrison, who's top legal advisor.
00:43:26He could ruin your life.
00:43:40Hi, are you okay?
00:43:42I'm fine.
00:43:43I'm just right, honey.
00:43:44It's okay.
00:43:45It's okay.
00:43:48What are you...
00:43:50Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:43:54Did you just slap me?
00:43:56Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:58You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:59You know what, Sierra?
00:44:00I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:44:06We're family.
00:44:07She needs me.
00:44:13You okay, honey?
00:44:14Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:44:17Do something.
00:44:18You don't know who you're messing with.
00:44:20I've got the full weight of the Harrison group behind me.
00:44:23Oh, wow.
00:44:23I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:44:29Like you don't have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:44:32Let's call him.
00:44:33I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:44:36Please.
00:44:37Who do you think you are?
00:44:39Enough.
00:44:40There will be no argument during Christmas.
00:44:45Fine, Dad.
00:44:47Let it go, Nathan.
00:44:48They're just jealous.
00:44:51For grandpa's sake.
00:44:53I'll let you off easy.
00:44:54I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:58I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:45:02Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:45:03All right, that's enough.
00:45:05Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:45:07Is this a joke?
00:45:30Can you please pass me some food?
00:45:32Hold it.
00:45:33Who said you could eat anything else?
00:45:35My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:41My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:45King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed white hue.
00:45:50Three times the price, 50 times the flavor, and you don't get a single bite.
00:45:56It's just petty.
00:45:57Maybe so.
00:45:59But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:46:03Fine.
00:46:03Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:46:06Come on, let's go.
00:46:07Oh, no.
00:46:09Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:46:12Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:46:15I know, dear.
00:46:16I just want to have our family together.
00:46:18Fine.
00:46:19We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:46:22Like a stray, that bitch.
00:46:24What was that?
00:46:25I just want to have our family together.
00:46:31Fine.
00:46:31We'll stay.
00:46:34Can I have a little dimple?
00:46:36It's okay, sweetie.
00:46:37We'll get something right after.
00:46:39Like drive-thru?
00:46:41I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:46:44That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:46:49No, sweetie.
00:46:50Ow.
00:46:50Sweetie, you're okay?
00:46:52Yes, sweetie.
00:46:54You hit my child.
00:46:55You're fucking crazy.
00:46:56Well, if you teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:47:04Don't worry, baby.
00:47:05I'll handle it.
00:47:08Don't worry, baby.
00:47:10I'll handle it.
00:47:10I'll handle it.
00:47:11Hi, sweetie.
00:47:16Are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:47:22Okay, sweetheart.
00:47:23Give me two minutes.
00:47:24I want to fall quiet.
00:47:25As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:47:28Actually, I do.
00:47:29he's such a liar this ought to be hilarious oh it will be
00:47:36Sam yeah send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica I'm already on my way
00:47:44bring that king crab from Antarctica I'm already on my way
00:47:52you hear this guy he wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica
00:47:59now I get why you married him Eva his silly delusions are just adorable
00:48:05don't worry about it sweetheart Santa's already on the sweater
00:48:10actually five four three two one
00:48:18a helicopter
00:48:22there's no way
00:48:30how did you call this off
00:48:36Sam is like family I thought I'd introduce you to thanks boss
00:48:40boss
00:48:42Eva's always been genuine with me maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:48:47Eva I think it's time you actually know the truth I'm Maximus Harrison
00:48:53you're CEO of Harrison
00:48:57come on
00:49:01you can stop kidding around
00:49:05if you're a CEO why would you be here
00:49:07I didn't bring my husband
00:49:09I actually am the CEO
00:49:11come on
00:49:12you can stop the charade
00:49:13okay this is just another favor from that big big front isn't it
00:49:16Eva
00:49:17I'm not pretending
00:49:18Mr. Harrison the Antarctic king crab as you requested
00:49:23how is this possible this loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef
00:49:42who are you
00:49:43I told you
00:49:44from Eva's husband
00:49:46that chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:49:49wait
00:49:49no
00:49:50hold on
00:49:51you're the actual CEO of the Harrison group
00:49:55you're worth more than some whole countries
00:49:59some of the small ones
00:50:01I mean you know that
00:50:03you work for me
00:50:05look
00:50:06I've talked to my own boss
00:50:08I'm finished
00:50:10oh god
00:50:15I've talked to my own boss
00:50:17I'm finished
00:50:19didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:50:21pretending that your CEO is a hell of a move
00:50:24worth every penny I'm paying him
00:50:26for tonight
00:50:26you're she-sins
00:50:28and with that
00:50:30you're
00:50:30you're fired
00:50:32fired?
00:50:34Sam
00:50:34you're fired?
00:50:39god
00:50:40I can't be fired
00:50:41yes
00:50:43Mr. Harrison please
00:50:45give me as much crab as you want
00:50:48please
00:50:48Mr. Harrison
00:50:49I'll do anything
00:50:50guys
00:50:51I got the trash
00:50:53and you
00:50:59oh me
00:51:00Mr. Harrison
00:51:03come on
00:51:03that was a Christmas joke
00:51:05a family tradition
00:51:06yeah
00:51:07well
00:51:07there's a new family tradition
00:51:09Sam
00:51:10will you give me the honors?
00:51:17happy
00:51:18Merry Christmas
00:51:23Father do something
00:51:28you kind of deserve that
00:51:30I'm leaving
00:51:31come on sweetie
00:51:41daddy have his crab line
00:51:43just for you
00:51:44eat as much as you want
00:51:45thanks daddy
00:51:47I am so sorry I ruined you Christmas
00:51:52I just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:51:54honestly
00:51:55this is the best Christmas I've ever had
00:51:58well if you want we can have many more
00:52:00just like this
00:52:01does he really mean that?
00:52:04or is he just playing the part?
00:52:06I can't tell
00:52:07and that terrifies me
00:52:09Merry Christmas Miss Harrison
00:52:15I brought you a gift
00:52:17here's the fraternity test
00:52:18between the boss and that little girl
00:52:19this is wonderful
00:52:27Sam I have a granddaughter
00:52:30tell me everything
00:52:33Miss Miss Smith
00:52:34single mother
00:52:34small town gal
00:52:36didn't finish high school
00:52:37currently works for me too
00:52:38I thought I raised you better
00:52:41a high school dropout
00:52:44in the Harrison family
00:52:46not a chance
00:52:49she is clearly
00:52:53unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:52:55Maxima seems to like her
00:52:57silence
00:52:57get me the address
00:52:59where she works
00:52:59it's happy house
00:53:01on Broadway
00:53:01that's nice
00:53:02we own that one
00:53:05good work
00:53:06but take that stupid hat
00:53:08thanks
00:53:19so your dad insisted
00:53:20that I try this one
00:53:21that he's been saving
00:53:22for 20 years
00:53:23sounds like he's happy
00:53:26with his new son-in-law
00:53:27yeah
00:53:28tell me you
00:53:28me?
00:53:33yeah
00:53:34are you happy
00:53:36with your new husband?
00:53:41you go
00:53:42that birthmark
00:53:53family to me is a big commitment
00:53:56and I don't want any loose ends
00:53:59you know
00:54:00Maximus there's so much we don't know
00:54:02so much we're not telling each other
00:54:04no feelings, no complications
00:54:08that's what we agreed upon
00:54:09yeah, I didn't sign a contract
00:54:11Max
00:54:13yeah, I guess you're right
00:54:14it's cold
00:54:17maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:54:20Max
00:54:22I need to tell you something
00:54:26something important
00:54:29what's gotten into her
00:54:31is she hiding something?
00:54:34it's just the part
00:54:34where you tell me
00:54:35there's no Santa
00:54:36I haven't been
00:54:38completely honest with you
00:54:39Piper is
00:54:42Piper is
00:54:46mommy, daddy
00:54:47my hand hurts
00:54:49sweetie
00:54:50oh my gosh
00:54:51I'm so wild
00:54:52must have been when that whip
00:54:53smacked her with the fork earlier
00:54:55listen, you stay here with daddy
00:54:56mommy's gonna go get a first date again, okay?
00:55:01come on, Piper
00:55:01okay, let me see
00:55:06I promise
00:55:10I won't let anybody
00:55:11hurt you or mommy again
00:55:13but that's not true
00:55:14you were leaving after Christmas
00:55:16aren't you?
00:55:19daddy
00:55:20don't you dare
00:55:29disrespect my husband
00:55:31well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:55:35well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:55:39really?
00:55:40please stay, daddy
00:55:41you think it will start?
00:55:46I wouldn't worry about it
00:55:52scars make you look like badass
00:55:54I have one suit
00:55:55dad
00:55:57I got that when I was about your age
00:56:00some punk came at me with a
00:56:01switchblade
00:56:03really?
00:56:04no way
00:56:05no
00:56:05it was actually a cactus
00:56:07but it's still cool
00:56:09I have something like that
00:56:12on the back of my neck
00:56:13Piper
00:56:17how long have you had that?
00:56:19my mom said I had that when I was born
00:56:21and how old are you?
00:56:28six
00:56:28six?
00:56:30that one night stand was about seven years ago
00:56:32okay, I found the first day kid
00:56:34Ava, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:56:39what do I even say?
00:56:41and how do I explain it to Piper?
00:56:43sorry honey, this man's your dad
00:56:45and he didn't know you existed until now
00:56:47um, yeah
00:56:50can I see your hands, sweetie?
00:56:55Ava
00:56:55okay, look
00:57:00Piper is
00:57:04go on
00:57:10I must be an emergency
00:57:18excuse me
00:57:20sorry
00:57:21wait, are you okay?
00:57:30yeah
00:57:31mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:57:35I don't even have the cuts to tell the truth
00:57:38why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:57:43I'm telling you, Max
00:57:44that woman is manipulating you
00:57:46she's a high school dropout
00:57:48doesn't even have a decent job
00:57:51and she's only fit to raise my granddaughter
00:57:53I'm your husband
00:57:55Max
00:57:55that man has no idea
00:57:58what the treasure
00:57:59he's missing out
00:58:01I'm sorry, Max
00:58:05you can't know Piper's your daughter
00:58:07your mother would take her away
00:58:09after Christmas
00:58:10it's over
00:58:11Eva?
00:58:15Maximus?
00:58:16are you even listening to me?
00:58:19no, mom, mom
00:58:19listen, I'm sorry
00:58:20okay
00:58:21Eva's my wife
00:58:22and I made up my mind
00:58:23I'm not leaving her
00:58:24Eva?
00:58:29this is for you
00:58:39oh, wow
00:58:46that's so cool
00:58:48you want to be here?
00:58:49no, Derek, this is from
00:58:51Eva
00:58:52oh, this is so welcome
00:58:54oh, thanks
00:58:55I'm glad you
00:58:56oh, wow
00:59:00that is great
00:59:02Grandpa
00:59:03Rainwin
00:59:05she'll hear us
00:59:06Piper
00:59:07do you want me to go see your present?
00:59:13send me to the room by the train set
00:59:15yeah, I'll do it
00:59:15that's the song that we sang
00:59:17hey, baby
00:59:18Grandma got run over
00:59:20by a reindeer
00:59:21walking home from our house
00:59:23Christmas Eve
00:59:24you ever told me
00:59:30have we met before?
00:59:37have we met before?
00:59:40she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:59:42I don't know what you're getting at
00:59:47Eva, I had the same birthmark
00:59:51as Piper
00:59:52I don't know what you're talking about
01:00:01lots of people have birthmarks
01:00:02they're very common
01:00:03they feel so awful
01:00:05but I can't lose my child
01:00:07no matter how I feel about him
01:00:09maybe
01:00:12are you okay?
01:00:15well, the claw's a bad idea
01:00:19I don't know
01:00:22I'm fine
01:00:23um
01:00:25oh, I almost forgot
01:00:27I got she this
01:00:31you got me a gift, too?
01:00:33kiss the season
01:00:34okay
01:00:35close
01:00:49did you make these?
01:00:53yeah
01:00:53I know this is a fake marriage
01:00:56but
01:00:56nice Christmas
01:00:57you've already done so much for me
01:00:59I just want to do a little something for you
01:01:01how do they feel?
01:01:05warm, right?
01:01:07yeah
01:01:07warm
01:01:09soft
01:01:11perfect
01:01:14thank you, Eva
01:01:19I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:01:23really?
01:01:25yeah, my mom
01:01:27she partied all the time
01:01:29and
01:01:29I got gifts
01:01:31plenty of them
01:01:32but
01:01:32I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:01:35nothing
01:01:37personal
01:01:38you deserve it
01:01:40you're a good guy
01:01:43and
01:01:44someday you'll
01:01:46find
01:01:46someone special
01:01:48to
01:01:48spend all your Christmases
01:01:50what if that day's today?
01:01:56what if I already found someone special?
01:01:58right here
01:02:01right here
01:02:01Mars, we can't
01:02:15if you want me to stop
01:02:15I don't want you to stop.
01:02:45No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:03:15Hi, girl.
01:03:22Hi, girl.
01:03:29Hi, girl.
01:03:36Hi, girl.
01:03:51Eva?
01:03:55Grandma, I'm up here.
01:04:01That was way too close.
01:04:11Yeah.
01:04:12We would have gotten on a naughty list.
01:04:18Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:04:22Can I still wrap my present?
01:04:27Can I still be giving me mine?
01:04:34I'm gonna be giving it to you.
01:04:39I'm gonna be giving it to you.
01:04:44I'm gonna be giving it to you.
01:04:48I'm gonna be giving it to you.
01:04:52Hello, Edith Smith.
01:05:22I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What would it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:05:28What?
01:05:29We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:05:33Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:05:37My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:05:41Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:05:46So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:05:53That's not a beautiful wife.
01:05:59You okay?
01:06:04We made it to Christmas.
01:06:08So I think it's best to leave our separate ways.
01:06:12What are you talking about?
01:06:13It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:06:16Eve, but wait!
01:06:25So last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:32Max, it's not real.
01:06:34None of it is real.
01:06:36So, this is just a goodbye.
01:06:38I didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:06:43Look.
01:06:45Last night, I let my guard down.
01:06:49But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:06:52And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:06:55Just tell me what you need.
01:06:58I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:07:02Just say the word.
01:07:03Okay.
01:07:03You don't get it.
01:07:11You don't get it.
01:07:19I think it's time that I go back to you.
01:07:26I won't give up on this.
01:07:28Are we here?
01:07:46Yes.
01:07:47As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:07:54Piper, do you need to make up?
01:07:56Problem.
01:07:56Problem.
01:07:58How could you just walk away?
01:08:10Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:08:12It's part of the agreement, too.
01:08:14Can I just pay you a little extra to skip it?
01:08:18You promised.
01:08:19Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:08:21Can you do this for me, please?
01:08:25All right, fine.
01:08:27Bye.
01:08:27Two days.
01:08:30I'll come pick you up.
01:08:31Daddy, just send me the address on me, then.
01:08:40I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:08:45So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:08:48Thank you, sweetie.
01:08:49If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:08:54He was meeting my mother today.
01:09:16Time to finally explore the truth.
01:09:19Boss?
01:09:19Boss?
01:09:25Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:09:28I need to go and back my family.
01:09:31Family?
01:09:32Boss, you okay?
01:09:33Never better.
01:09:36Go get her, Max.
01:09:37Oh, there he is.
01:09:45There's Maximus, darling.
01:09:48I have some prospects for you.
01:09:50Nice high society girls from the city.
01:09:53Oh.
01:09:58I told you.
01:09:59I already found the woman I love.
01:10:07Maximus, stop this.
01:10:09That evil woman is sending you, son.
01:10:13Tell me what kind of woman you want, and I'll find you another.
01:10:17You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:10:20No, I'm not.
01:10:23Oh?
01:10:24I work in waste management, and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:10:28I'm Eva's husband, and I'm a father.
01:10:31I'm a father.
01:10:33What?
01:10:48That's her.
01:10:49The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:10:54Hi.
01:10:55Welcome in.
01:10:55Can I help you find something?
01:10:57I want to try those.
01:10:59Awesome, we're going to bring you right away.
01:11:05Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:11:11No, no, no.
01:11:13I know what I want.
01:11:14It's nice, 7th.
01:11:17Oh, baby, can't even walk if she wants $3,000 heels.
01:11:21Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:11:28Ignore.
01:11:29She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:11:31Here, let me help you.
01:11:33I love you.
01:11:37She seems kind.
01:11:44I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:11:46She's just doing her job.
01:11:49How do you feel?
01:11:51Well, I love this style.
01:11:53But it's too small.
01:11:55I think I need to size up.
01:11:57Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:12:02Right away.
01:12:03I'll be right back.
01:12:04She's not only kind.
01:12:06She's patient.
01:12:07Was I wrong about her?
01:12:08Are you only here, Michael?
01:12:26Well, who gives a shit?
01:12:29She can't walk.
01:12:31She can't walk.
01:12:33That's just pure evil.
01:12:38Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:12:41She's in a wheelchair.
01:12:43Who cares?
01:12:44It's the last pair.
01:12:45I get paid commission.
01:12:52I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:12:56See?
01:12:56This is your whole problem.
01:13:00This is why you'll always be broke.
01:13:04I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:13:07I'm not sending her joke.
01:13:10She has to deal with people like this?
01:13:13People who insult her all day?
01:13:16I'm your manager.
01:13:21Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:13:26Did I stutter?
01:13:36You don't have to fire me.
01:13:39I quit.
01:13:46I don't work here anymore.
01:13:49Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:13:52They're broken.
01:13:52Spend your heart in money, I swear, okay?
01:13:54You're a good person, after all.
01:13:58Looks like I misjudged you.
01:14:01I'm sorry?
01:14:03Why are you still here, Eva?
01:14:06Get out!
01:14:12You're not disabled?
01:14:14Selling broken heels to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:14:18Absolutely shameful.
01:14:21Who are you?
01:14:22I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group and the owner of the store.
01:14:29You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:14:33I am.
01:14:35And you, my dear, are fired.
01:14:37You are a good person.
01:14:45From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:14:51Are you serious?
01:14:54That's right.
01:14:56Don't be nervous, child.
01:14:58You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:15:08You.
01:15:09Out!
01:15:11I'll leave.
01:15:14I'm leaving.
01:15:15I, I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:15:21No, don't worry.
01:15:24You're getting a promotion.
01:15:26You deserve it, my dear.
01:15:31First assignment?
01:15:33I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:15:39Pack it all up and bring it to my house, hmm?
01:15:43Okay.
01:15:45Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:15:49I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:15:59She's the mother of CEO.
01:16:00Oh, of course she was like this.
01:16:12Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:16:18Max?
01:16:20Eva?
01:16:21What are you doing here?
01:16:24I, uh...
01:16:25There you are, Eva!
01:16:28Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:16:31My new daughter-in-law.
01:16:34Wait.
01:16:35That means you really are the CEO of Harrison.
01:16:43Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:16:45Stop!
01:16:47And you!
01:16:48You lied to me as a sore!
01:16:51You were both just testing me?
01:16:53Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:16:55I'm sorry, Eva.
01:16:57I thought you might be using my son just after his money, but I was wrong.
01:17:02Eva, please.
01:17:03I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:17:05And every working-class girl is after your money.
01:17:09What do you think, don't we?
01:17:11It's not like that, dear.
01:17:13Eva, what are you talking about?
01:17:16Mom!
01:17:16What did you do?
01:17:18I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:17:21We're not together.
01:17:23I can't love something that was never real.
01:17:25I mean...
01:17:26I made a horrible mistake.
01:17:31What are you waiting for, son?
01:17:34No effort.
01:17:38Eva.
01:17:39Let me go!
01:17:40I swear, it's not what you think.
01:17:42But we come from two completely different worlds.
01:17:44Stop pretending that you care.
01:17:45I'm not pretending.
01:17:47Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:17:49In everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:17:52Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:18:01Max, the king.
01:18:03God, you won't try me.
01:18:04I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:18:12Just be the word.
01:18:12See?
01:18:18Stop fighting.
01:18:21We belong together.
01:18:24You're wrong.
01:18:25Wrong about what?
01:18:28Does she care?
01:18:29Or we belong together?
01:18:31Look, I already told you.
01:18:33We're from two completely different worlds.
01:18:35No, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:18:38I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:18:44Eva.
01:18:48Eva!
01:18:50I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:18:52Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:19:01Help.
01:19:03Are you okay, Mommy?
01:19:05Cassidy, I'm fine.
01:19:06No, you're not fine.
01:19:18You're sad.
01:19:21I'm okay, sweetie.
01:19:25I miss Daddy, too.
01:19:29I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:19:34Don't you want to be with him?
01:19:36I'm not a bug.
01:19:40You're right.
01:19:41What am I doing?
01:19:42Running like a coward?
01:19:45I've always taught you to be brave.
01:19:48Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:19:52I believe in you.
01:19:53What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:19:56I know exactly what you're saying.
01:20:01Maximus deserves to know.
01:20:03Piper is his daughter.
01:20:04Enough sulking.
01:20:12Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:20:16Don't you think I want to?
01:20:19She doesn't want me.
01:20:20I didn't raise you to give up.
01:20:22Your daughter is still out there.
01:20:24You can't abandon her.
01:20:26Mom, you don't get it.
01:20:27I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:20:31And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:20:35What are you talking about?
01:20:37I already ran a DNA test.
01:20:40Piper is your daughter.
01:20:42What?
01:20:43See for yourself.
01:20:44That's right.
01:20:52Seven years ago.
01:20:54In the years, that woman was evil.
01:20:56Eva.
01:20:56Eva.
01:21:07Eva.
01:21:09Hey.
01:21:10Daddy.
01:21:13Daddy.
01:21:14Piper.
01:21:14Oh, I missed you so much, Samantha.
01:21:25You came back.
01:21:29I, uh...
01:21:31Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:21:34I, uh...
01:21:41I was scared.
01:21:44But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:21:46Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:21:51Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:21:54I have something to tell you, too.
01:21:59I appreciate your daughter.
01:22:01You knew.
01:22:02My sweet granddaughter.
01:22:04Yeah, Mom.
01:22:05Oh.
01:22:09I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:22:11But you've known this whole time?
01:22:13I'm scared.
01:22:14Okay?
01:22:14I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:22:17I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:22:20How could you not know how I felt?
01:22:21I love you, Eva.
01:22:37I love you, too.
01:22:39I promise.
01:22:41For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:22:43As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:22:48Will you marry me, Eva?
01:23:01For real this time?
01:23:02Yes.
01:23:04Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:23:10Yes.
01:23:10Hi.
01:23:11Looks like you suck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:23:23I won't have it any other way.
01:23:28What's that?
01:23:35Hey, Mom!
01:23:38Take me back!
01:23:41Oh, Mom!
01:23:42I'll show you dark!
01:23:46Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:23:49Again.
01:23:50No?
01:23:53Not funny?
01:24:14No.
01:24:14Bye.
01:24:16Bye.
01:24:16Bye.
01:24:16Bye.
01:24:17Bye.
01:24:18Bye.
01:24:18Bye.
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