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00:00There's no one here who is not a grade one decent human being.
00:03There will never come a better time for you to drop a pill than this exact moment.
00:11Shall I just do half?
00:13Well, you've never drunk or taken drugs.
00:16Half as sensible.
00:17But you did just bring a suicide.
00:20And the Holocaust.
00:22In a nightclub.
00:23So.
01:00Are you feeling it?
01:04Yeah.
01:06Your eyes!
01:07I literally just thought of your eyes too.
01:09Oh my god.
01:11Yes.
01:12How does it feel?
01:13You feel good?
01:15Yeah.
01:30How does it feel?
01:31How does it feel?
01:31How does it feel?
01:32How does it feel?
01:33How does it feel?
01:33How does it feel?
01:34How does it feel?
01:35How does it feel?
01:35How does it feel?
01:35How does it feel?
01:36How does it feel?
01:36How does it feel?
01:37How does it feel?
01:38How does it feel?
01:39How does it feel?
01:39How does it feel?
01:39How does it feel?
01:40How does it feel?
01:40How does it feel?
01:41How does it feel?
01:42How does it feel?
01:42How does it feel?
01:43How does it feel?
01:43How does it feel?
01:44How does it feel?
01:44How does it feel?
01:45How does it feel?
01:45How does it feel?
01:46How does it feel?
01:46How does it feel?
01:47How does it feel?
01:47How does it feel?
02:30This is the best juice I've ever tasted.
02:42What?
02:46Oh my God, that's amazing.
02:47Do you want a sip?
02:49Do you not hear any of what I just said?
02:54Were you talking?
02:55Oh my God.
02:58Yes.
02:58I've been talking for about two minutes.
03:07Seriously, this juice though, why is it so good?
03:09You're not going to ask me.
03:11No.
03:12You're not going to ask me.
03:14I'm not going to ask you.
03:15This is my first opinion.
03:17That's better.
03:17It's fine.
03:19It's fine.
03:19It's all right.
03:20Mm-hmm.
03:20Oh my God.
03:21I'm sorry.
03:22Oh my God.
03:22Oh my God.
03:23Oh my God.
03:23Oh my God.
03:24Oh my God.
03:25Oh my God.
03:26I don't know.
03:56We're making this beautiful loaf.
04:00So into all of your leavens, plus 650 grams of water, all of our flour.
04:06Now it's time to combine everything.
04:08Work it until there's no dry flour left.
04:11And now let's go rest for 30 minutes.
04:15This is called the auto-lease.
04:17When you give the...
04:26We are going to do stretcher pulls here too.
04:32But since you guys are more advanced, we're going to first start with this.
04:38Flat down, pull back, pull apart, and fold.
04:41And you'll see as I do this that the dough will go from shaggy and messy to smooth and strong.
04:46Now, if I were using my conventional oven, I would preheat to 485 degrees Fahrenheit.
04:54In my Rothko, I set the dial to 250 degrees Celsius.
04:58That's 482 degrees Fahrenheit.
05:00You made this, Dan?
05:25Yep.
05:25It looks real.
05:29It is real. I made it.
05:32You're a person who bakes bread now, then, eh?
05:36Yes, I think maybe I am.
05:38How was it, Berlin?
05:41It was amazing.
05:43You felt better there than I felt in years.
05:46Good. That's good. You deserve that.
05:49It won't be long.
05:50It's just so good at getting Dean down. It drives me nuts, to be honest.
06:00Have you, um, heard from the Governor yet?
06:05Expecting a call any day now.
06:07I really should get a lawyer.
06:09You haven't got a lawyer yet?
06:12Dan.
06:14You need to get a lawyer.
06:15Yeah, I know.
06:16Dan.
06:17Get a lawyer.
06:17I can't bury your head with this.
06:22This is going to get real very soon.
06:24Yeah, I know. It's just...
06:27Lee told you how we met, right?
06:34Yeah.
06:36You met in recovery?
06:37Yeah, but did he tell you how I ended up in recovery?
06:42No.
06:43I mean, he said that something happened, but he didn't say what.
06:48Well, I used to work as a prison officer, you know that.
06:51And I was on a young offenders unit, which...
06:55They're the worst.
06:56Just, yeah, testosterone raging.
06:59Teens trying to prove themselves.
07:00One day, in the chapel, I'm trying to break up a fight between three lads.
07:08I get caught in the middle, pushed to the ground, and they turned on me.
07:15Kicked me in the head.
07:17Face, ribs, kidneys.
07:19And then eight other lads ran over and joined in.
07:26Jesus Christ, Laura.
07:28Yeah.
07:28Yeah, so I was bedridden, and they put me on codeine for the pain.
07:37And then when I did go back, well, I hadn't seen the faces of the lads who jumped in.
07:45So every time I'm with one of them, part of me is thinking, was it you?
07:53So I just fell deeper into codeine and fell to get out.
07:58Thing is, I, I hated those boys.
08:09But I also found it hard to blame them.
08:15I mean, most of them had called me mum by mistake at some time or another, and I just,
08:21I just couldn't do it no more, Dan.
08:24I was neither one thing nor the other.
08:36It's being split that kills you.
08:38Jesus Christ.
08:50I had no idea that that happened to you, Laura.
08:54What am I going to do?
08:56Carry it around with me for the rest of my life?
08:58Down, boo-fucking-yah.
09:05God, you are so annoying.
09:06Well, what can I say?
09:07The boy loves his daddy.
09:09You coming?
09:09See you later.
09:18Right.
09:23So, you finally took drugs, eh?
09:25Did you like it?
09:27Yes, he likes it.
09:30So, you go abroad, drop an E, come back, start baking?
09:33Yeah, it's the new me.
09:37It was either that or learn Sanskrit.
09:40And this baking, did it involve using your oven by any chance?
09:44It did, yeah.
09:46I used my oven.
09:48And?
09:49And it took me an hour and 15 minutes to go out.
09:54I had to wait for the cooker to get ice cold before I could walk out.
09:58Hey.
09:59All right.
10:03Here's what you do.
10:05You're going out, right?
10:07You pull a table in front of your oven.
10:09You put everything you need on it.
10:10Phone, wallet, keys, all of it.
10:12Get ready, take a shit, crafty wank, whatever.
10:16Then you go back to that table and you put each one of those things in your pocket.
10:19Then, you touch each gas ring once.
10:22You look in the oven once.
10:24You look in the grill once.
10:26Just once.
10:26You don't do anything more than once.
10:29And then you say goodbye and good fuck.
10:32And you walk out that door.
10:33And then, and Dan, this is the most important bit.
10:38You do not come back.
10:39That sounds like surprisingly good advice.
10:49Thanks.
10:52You're not inside yet, Dan.
10:55You've got your case, defence, appeals.
11:01You take it one step at a time, yeah?
11:03You're looking better.
11:13I'm back in the meetings.
11:15Doing what I need to do, you know?
11:19And you?
11:19Do you remember the, um, the prisoner that I told you about, the, the new dad's pad me?
11:33You're not talking to him again, are you?
11:35No, no, no.
11:36I want suspension.
11:38I couldn't even if I wanted to.
11:43But he told me that the guy got released.
11:44I checked the dates.
11:51And I know who he is.
11:54His name is Matthew Hall.
11:58I arranged to meet him this afternoon.
12:00OK.
12:07But I wish that I could walk away.
12:09I, I wish I could just move on like you and Laura, but I can't.
12:15Mum says that I love the man that I know I hated.
12:18How can I move on?
12:20We want you to be Dean's godfather.
12:24Me and Laura were getting in prison.
12:25We want you to be the godfather.
12:27But he needs stability, Dan.
12:31He needs a godparent who can walk out the door and meet him on time.
12:35Who isn't obsessed by a man who tossed him aside like a huge snot rag 25 years ago.
12:52Don't go and see this guy.
12:55Just walk away, yeah?
12:55Just walk away now.
12:57Just walk away now.
12:57I don't know.
13:27I don't know.
13:57I don't know.
13:59Who's that?
14:01Uh, hello?
14:04Is that Matthew?
14:06Matty.
14:07Matty, um, it's, my name's Dan Stewart.
14:11We spoke on the phone.
14:13You're fucking late.
14:14I know, sorry, I was late.
14:16The, um...
14:17I've been fucking waiting for you.
14:18You're 40 minutes late.
14:21Sorry about that.
14:22Yeah, the, um, the bus was stopped.
14:26Then when did you call?
14:28Uh, uh...
14:30My, sorry, my phone got nicked.
14:33Was it that skinny lad upstairs?
14:39What?
14:39Was it that skinny lad upstairs that nicked your phone?
14:43No.
14:44No, I've, I've only just got here.
14:49He's always nicking phones, he is.
14:52Supposed to be no crime here.
14:54Shhh.
14:59Shhh.
15:00Shhh.
15:01Shhh.
15:02Shhh.
15:03Shhh.
15:04Shhh.
15:05Shhh.
15:06Shhh.
15:07Shhh.
15:08Shhh.
15:09I don't know.
15:39I, um, brought some biscuits.
15:53Digestant?
15:54Um, no, they're an own brand.
15:56They're kind of like hobnobs.
15:58Fucking hobnobs.
16:03You'll want a tea, then?
16:09How many sugars?
16:11None.
16:11Sorry about all the air freshness.
16:40No, that's fine.
16:43He keeps cooking fish, that skinny lad.
16:45I think it's him anyway.
16:48Might be someone else, I don't know.
16:52Stinks.
16:52Are you okay here?
16:59I mean, is there anyone helping you since you got out?
17:04Is there help?
17:06What, Your Honourable?
17:08Well, you need to get a probation officer, but that's just to make sure you're not up to sheet.
17:12There's no fucking help.
17:13Do you know where Basel is?
17:21Yeah.
17:25It's in Switzerland.
17:26Switzerland.
17:27That's right, yeah.
17:29I got a son out there.
17:31Working there he is.
17:32He's got two kids.
17:32And I was thinking of going out and seeing him.
17:37That sounds nice.
17:38Hmm.
17:41So can you get a plane there?
17:43What, to Basel?
17:44Hmm?
17:44Yeah, sure.
17:47How much would that be?
17:48I don't know.
17:49Um, maybe a few hundred.
17:52What, a train?
17:53Can you get a train to Basel?
17:55I think you might have to change.
17:57How much would that cost?
18:00I really don't know.
18:02Okay.
18:05I mean, everything is online now.
18:06You know, I've been inside for 14 years.
18:08I don't know how to do all this fucking...
18:25So you were my dad's padmate?
18:28Eh.
18:29Eight months I was, yeah.
18:33Oh.
18:36What was he like?
18:37Your dad?
18:39Yeah.
18:39What was your dad like?
18:40Well, he was, er...
18:44He was all right.
18:46Was he?
18:48Yeah.
18:50Yeah, he was all right.
18:51He was, er...
18:51He was alive.
18:55My dad?
18:57My dad was, was a laugh.
18:59Yeah, funny as fuck your dad.
19:02I, I, I did a good stretch with him and laughed my way through most of it.
19:06Yeah.
19:07He was a good lad.
19:09Share his last fag he was.
19:10You know, and then they, you know, banned Sigs in prison and fucking ruined it.
19:16Much prison without a smoke.
19:18I tell you what, I'll never go back there now.
19:20That just doesn't sound like the man that I remember.
19:25Yeah, well, I'm not fucking lying, you know.
19:27I'm not, I'm, I know...
19:29Yeah, I've been with him eight months.
19:32Every day.
19:34I know him better than you.
19:35He was a good lad.
19:42He had his moods, yeah.
19:43But he was a good lad.
19:45And he helped me with reading letters for my son.
19:49Other lads, they'd take the piss if they read a soft word and then you'd be into something like, but not him, not your dad.
19:54He understood kindness.
19:55Did he?
19:56Yeah, he fucking well did.
19:59Look, you knew the man on the out.
20:02Right, but I knew the inside man.
20:03The man who was always there.
20:04The man who can't hide.
20:06Well.
20:09Which do you think is more real?
20:15I fucking hate hobnobs.
20:17It's all them fucking bits and that.
20:21I don't like fucking bits.
20:26What's wrong with the chocolate digestive?
20:31Did he ever talk about my mum?
20:35Yeah.
20:38Every single day.
20:41What was...
20:42Was he still angry with her then, or...?
20:46He wasn't angry, he was in love.
20:48Excuse me?
20:49He loved her.
20:51Always going on about her, he was.
20:52He said the greatest privilege of his life was to have held her in his arms.
20:58I mean, he'd say that two or three times a week.
21:01I mean, another man you get fucking chopsy with for that, but not your dad.
21:07That you didn't mind, like, cos...
21:08Cos he was a good'un.
21:11My dad said those words.
21:13He said...
21:14She made him a better man.
21:17But that he wasn't good enough.
21:20He wasn't angry with her.
21:23He was too busy loving her.
21:29Well.
21:32I'm getting tired now.
21:33I go have my nap.
21:37I have to have a nap in the afternoon.
21:44Is there anything else?
21:48Did he ever talk about me?
21:53You're not the drug one, are you?
22:00No, son.
22:00He never talked about you.
22:30I don't know.
22:52I don't know.
22:58I don't know.
23:28I don't know.
23:58I don't know.
23:59I did go abroad, yeah.
24:01Lovely.
24:02Where'd you go?
24:03At Berlin.
24:04Berlin?
24:05I love Berlin.
24:06You've never been to Berlin.
24:07Yes, I fucking have.
24:08I've been there loads.
24:09The drug scene is crazy in Berlin.
24:10You do the clubs, then?
24:11You go to Berghain.
24:12Tell me you went to Berghain.
24:13Sorry.
24:14Didn't go to Berghain.
24:15The food, though.
24:16You got yourself some curry verse, right?
24:18Yeah.
24:19I hated curry verse.
24:20What the fuck is a curry verse?
24:21Berlin speciality.
24:22Breakfast covered in ketchup and curry powder.
24:24It's fucking disgusting, to be honest, but you've got to do it, innit?
24:28You go have your boyfriend, then?
24:30No, this time I went alone.
24:31Okay, okay.
24:32Listen, you've got to get them classes going, you know, because Keef, he's riling without
24:36them, you know?
24:37He's eating a dictionary a day, yeah?
24:40And just gunning us down with words, fam.
24:43So how you guys doing?
24:45No, I suppose we're just killing time and chatting shit and waiting for that out.
24:50Come on.
24:52See you later, then.
24:54Good to see you, boss.
24:55Good to see you, boss.
24:56See you, dad.
24:57All right.
24:59Boyfriend?
25:00They assumed I was gay.
25:02I let them.
25:03So you're living as a closeted heterosexual?
25:05Smart.
25:06Smart.
25:23You all right, then?
25:26Yeah.
25:27Yeah, I'll just wait.
25:29Good.
25:30It won't be long.
25:32Or he might be, who fucking knows.
25:36I had to do what I had to do.
25:43Yeah, I know.
25:51I mean, I should never put you in that position, really.
25:53Or Jamie.
25:54It's me that should apologise, not you.
25:57I wasn't fucking apologising.
26:05Hey, how's Greg doing?
26:06Who's Greg?
26:07You know, Greg, the Skittles.
26:09Oh, Greg.
26:11Oh, yeah, he's...
26:13He's gone.
26:14You got released?
26:15No.
26:16Suicide.
26:17What?
26:18Yeah, I think it was asphyxiation.
26:21But to be honest, it was two suicides ago, so...
26:24Are you serious?
26:26He's dead?
26:28The thing is, Dan, they don't all make it out of here.
26:31The thing is, Dan, they don't all make it out of here.
26:33OK.
26:34Ok.
26:36I'm sorry.
26:37He's here.
26:38All right.
26:39You're here.
26:40Oh.
26:41He's dead?
26:43I don't know.
26:44No.
26:46He's dead.
26:47I don't know.
26:49You're dead.
26:51You're dead.
26:52He's dead.
26:53You're dead.
26:54You're dead.
26:55You're dead.
26:56Oh, yeah.
26:58Come on.
27:17You've elected not to have a lawyer present.
27:20That's right.
27:21Can I ask why?
27:23There's no new information.
27:26I told you the truth.
27:28You know everything.
27:29Why didn't you tell me your father was a prisoner?
27:33Well, I've not seen him in 20 years.
27:35He's not a part of my life.
27:36Isn't he?
27:38Things like that can have a long tail.
27:42He's not a part of my life.
27:46What is it you think you've been doing here, Dan?
27:50What do I... Sorry?
27:51What have you been achieving?
27:53Um...
27:54People...
28:03People sort of enjoy thinking.
28:08Even those who we deem not to be good at it.
28:13Thinking is human.
28:14My course lets them think for a bit.
28:21It lets them feel human.
28:22The reason I operate a zero-tolerance policy, as regards staff and contraband, isn't piety.
28:34It's out of necessity.
28:35In common with every facility in this country, my prison is rife with drugs, violence and extortion.
28:43Believers I have at my disposal to stop staff exploiting or being exploited are very few.
28:47Prosecuting people like you, to the full extent of the law, is really the main one.
28:55I do it because it works.
28:58I understand.
28:59So, in light of that, I've decided not to prosecute.
29:06Excuse me?
29:08You didn't do what you did for gain.
29:09That's clear.
29:11So, prosecution serves no purpose other than to deprive the men of something they seem to like.
29:16You're right.
29:18They do like to think.
29:20It does make them feel human.
29:22It's better for me to have humans in it.
29:24Humans I can deal with.
29:26It's all right. I'm OK. I'm not going to get...
29:28I'm lifting suspension.
29:29Effective immediately.
29:32This is only one of a handful of times in the last 15 years I've given a second chance for something like this.
29:38There won't be a third.
29:40Do you understand that?
29:41Yes, I do.
29:46Oh, fuck me.
30:07Hey, hey, hey.
30:09Hey, what's wrong with you?
30:11Hey, hey, hey.
30:13You OK?
30:13I'm OK.
30:14I'm OK.
30:15You too.
30:18Take a minute.
30:24OK.
30:25I don't know.
30:55I don't know.
31:25I don't know.
31:55What are you doing?
31:58I'm going to have a seat after the break.
32:05You look good with that baby in his arms, didn't you, girl?
32:08It's fine, it's all.
32:09It did look good, though.
32:10You know what they say, Laura, one grandchild is plenty.
32:14Two's even better.
32:16Or three, or four, or five.
32:18Here, pack it in, you.
32:22You did look good with that baby, though.
32:26Last time he was here was for Martin's funeral.
32:32It's nice to be back like this.
32:37Oh, I hear you're a baker now.
32:40Sour, though. Martin would be proud.
32:48Sorry about what I said, though.
32:51The last time that we...
32:56You never need to say sorry, Danny.
32:59Not to a parent.
33:02We're bolted on.
33:10I took drugs.
33:12Oh, my God.
33:13Why are you telling me that, Danny?
33:14I'm your bloody mum.
33:15You told me to.
33:16I didn't think you were going to come and tell me all about it.
33:19Oh, Jesus Christ, Danny.
33:23What drugs did you do, then?
33:24Actually, don't tell me.
33:25I don't want to know.
33:26Well, go on, then.
33:27What did you do?
33:29Sorry.
33:30It was just, it was recreational.
33:31It wasn't, it wasn't anything, you know.
33:33Are you going to do it again?
33:35I mean, do I need to worry?
33:36No, look, Mum.
33:37I just, I just went out and did normal things.
33:40I thought you'd want to know that I was being normal.
33:42Oh.
33:43Oh, this is you being normal?
33:44Take drugs.
33:45Then very normally, come and tell your mum all about it.
33:47A christening.
33:48Just like normal people do.
33:49All right, Mum.
33:50I'm pleased you're being normal.
34:01He always was proud of you.
34:05Martin.
34:09He was proud of you every single day.
34:17Just like we all are.
34:20somos built alone.
34:22The rooms I told you.
34:23We had no room, we had no room.
34:24Whatever we should have.
34:25No, there's no room.
34:26But we only change our room.
34:27We missed all people.
34:28Nothing.
34:29So, the room.
34:31What were we supposed to do?
34:45P 안에 all his hands!
34:46We missed all our people.
34:47Yes!
34:48Oh, no!
34:49Oh, no.
34:50So, after a few minutes of this, I'll stop, I'll turn round, and I'll go,
34:56Oh, oh, I'm sorry, sir, I didn't know you were there.
34:59I couldn't hear you over the sound of all that fucking honking.
35:03What did you say?
35:04Oh, my God, what did he do?
35:06Well, he loses it. He bangs his foot on the accelerator,
35:09goes all the way round the outside of the car park to get round me.
35:13So I thought, all right, so I just slipped on up and blocked the exit.
35:19You didn't.
35:19Big line of fucking trolleys.
35:23He gets round, and there's me, kneeling, doing my shoelace.
35:29The next thing I know, he's nudging right up to my trolleys.
35:33He starts shunting them.
35:35What, with his Tesla?
35:37With his fucking Tesla!
35:39Oh, my God, what did you do, Frank?
35:41Well, I just stood there watching that.
35:44Massive scraping sand of metal there isn't.
35:47Finally, I'll step in and I'll say,
35:51excuse me, sir, I would not advise you to do that.
35:54And he says, I don't take advice from the likes of you!
35:58And I'll say, I would if I were you, sir,
36:02because you're ripping your fucking bumper off.
36:07He's ripped it right off, Dan.
36:10Hey, next thing I know, there's a copper down.
36:13What, why?
36:15I don't know, no idea.
36:16Someone must have phoned him.
36:18Tesla's ecstatic.
36:20He's straight with,
36:22this man has kidnapped me, he says.
36:25Oh, kidnap!
36:26Hand on heart, kidnapped, he says.
36:29For this copper, he takes one look at me,
36:31he comes over and says,
36:33All right, Frank, how you doing?
36:37He's only one of the bunch that nicked me and Vinny last time.
36:40No!
36:41Shit, Frank!
36:42No, no, no, they loved us.
36:45When they nicked me and Vinny,
36:47they was as good as gold.
36:48Most of these only get to deal with junkies,
36:50but we was proper criminals.
36:52They had a board up with pins and strings.
36:56All our crimes on, Mum!
36:57She's so proud!
36:59He's all right.
37:00Good to see you, Frank.
37:02You're looking so well.
37:04Oh, you put a bit of weight on.
37:06Glad to see your back on your feet.
37:08You keep your nose creaking.
37:10Then he turns to Elon fucking Musk.
37:14Nix him for criminal damage and threatening behavior.
37:17Yeah!
37:18Yeah!
37:26I have to believe it.
37:27Thank you, sir.
37:28See you.
37:29Bye, buddy.
37:29Bye, buddy.
37:30Bye, buddy.
37:31Bye, buddy.
37:34All right, Mum's best, isn't she?
37:35Yep.
37:38All right.
37:39Now, last-minute cuddles.
37:41Wee!
37:42Can I?
37:42Wee!
37:43Oh!
37:44Goodbye.
37:46What are you off to tonight, then?
37:48Um, I'm going to go home, get ready.
37:52Uh, I've got a date.
37:53Well, it's not a date.
37:55I'm...
37:55I don't know.
37:56I'm meeting Natasha.
37:58Yeah?
37:59Yeah.
38:01It's not a date.
38:02We're just going to get a coffee.
38:04Still, that is something.
38:06Yeah.
38:07Yeah, it's something, isn't it?
38:08Yeah.
38:09Yeah.
38:09Thanks for asking me, Lee.
38:15It's a great honour.
38:17You soppy twat.
38:19Come on.
38:20Hi.
38:21Oh, I got you.
38:23Oh, I got you.
38:25All right.
38:26Let go of it, then.
38:28Let go of what?
38:31The guilt.
38:31Oh.
38:36Do you know why Dad walked out on us?
38:37The actual reason?
38:42Because he's a fucking idiot.
38:45That's all.
38:45It's no deeper than that.
38:52You look at this boy and you tell me it's any deeper than that.
39:03Get out.
39:04It's all right.
39:05Oh, it's all right.
39:06That's all right.
39:14Yeah.
39:26Bye.
39:28Bye.
39:29Bye.
39:29Bye.
39:30Bye.
39:30Bye.
39:31Bye.
39:31Bye.
42:02Good bye and good fuck.
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