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00:00From Studio 6, the Rockabella Center in the heart of New York City.
00:07It's the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:10Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:12Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests, Chelsea Hayes.
00:15Hey, hey, hey.
00:16Ropey Turner.
00:17Hudson Williams.
00:18Hey, hey, hey.
00:19The other Spyro.
00:21And featuring the legendary Roots Crew.
00:242236.
00:25Yeah.
00:26And now, here he is.
00:29Jimmy Fallon.
00:33Hey, hey, hey.
00:35Hey, hey, hey.
00:37Hey, hey, hey.
00:38Hey, hey, hey.
00:40How are you?
00:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43How you doing?
00:44Run, run.
00:45Hey, hey.
00:46Come on now, run, run, run, run, run, run.
00:50I love you.
00:51Come on.
00:52Thank you very much.
00:54Enjoy yourself.
00:55Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
00:57You're here. You made it. This is it. This is the place to be.
00:59Hot show tonight, you guys. I'm excited about this. Chelsea Handler is my guest tonight. Plus, we have Sophie Turner. And from the new hit show, Heated Rivalry, Hudson Williams is here.
01:13Not to jump on the trend, but NBC announced that for the Winter Olympics, the U.S. men's hockey team is going to play shirtless. There you go. Come on now.
01:31Yeah, it's a show about hockey, and let's just say there's a lot of pucking.
01:50Backstage, Hudson said that he wants to reveal some stuff about the show.
01:58And I was like, oh, I think you've revealed plenty.
02:04Yes, Heated Rivalry is huge. It's that show that Mike Pence watches while breathing into a paper bag.
02:10Mother, mother, get in here.
02:13I read that Hudson Williams is from Canada.
02:17Today, Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling were like, the sexy Canadian torch has been passed.
02:24I'm serious. Right now, there's 1,000 women outside 30 Rock.
02:27Like, you can call me Venezuela and take me whenever you want. Let's go.
02:35Some political news. Today, the Trump administration announced that their plan for Venezuela has three phases.
02:41Stabilization, recovery, and transition.
02:43And to make it easy for Trump to follow, they made him a Domino's pizza tracker.
02:47Yep, stabilization, recovery, and transition.
02:51It's basically the same plan as building a dresser from Ikea.
02:56And now the U.S. is calling on Venezuela to end their relationship with Russia.
03:00Venezuela was like, um, seems more like a you thing.
03:03Meanwhile, Marco Rubio just told lawmakers that Trump wants to buy Greenland from Denmark.
03:09Yep, Trump's buying properties and seizing boats.
03:11He's pretty much playing Monopoly and Battleship.
03:15At this point, the only way to get Trump away from Greenland is convincing him that's where vegetables come from.
03:21Yep, Trump continues to talk about running Venezuela and taking control of Greenland.
03:25And you might not think that's what his voters elected him to do.
03:28But check out this interview we did with a Trump supporter right before he began his second term.
03:32This is real, yeah.
03:33Sir, you voted for President Trump.
03:35What are you hoping to see from a second Trump administration?
03:38Well, the two things that would most help my family would have to be launching a secret mission
03:43to depose the leader of Venezuela so we can control their oil reserves and buying Greenland.
03:48Of course.
03:49My true dream is that he'll rename the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America,
03:53but that's just me being selfish.
03:57That unbelievable.
03:58That is unbelievable.
03:59He knows.
04:00He's got everything he...
04:02He knows what they want.
04:03Oh, my gosh.
04:04Well, guys, the president had a very busy start to the year.
04:07And if you had trouble keeping track of his schedule, don't worry.
04:10We've got you covered here.
04:11I'll break it down for you right now.
04:14Monday, meetings.
04:16Tuesday, speech.
04:18Wednesday, interview.
04:20Every time, fall asleep.
04:22Thursday, Greenland looking fine.
04:24Tell the whole world, this is mine.
04:26France is mad and says no way.
04:28We'll trade you Chalamet.
04:30Take a break and watch TV.
04:32Check out Heated Rivalry.
04:33Change of spell for Russian baddie.
04:35OMG, it's me and Vladdy.
04:37Golf and tan, then kidnap guy.
04:39Epstein stories say bye-bye.
04:41Seize their cocaine, do not try it.
04:43I like coke, but only diet.
04:45Golf sleep, tan sleep, nice siesta.
04:47RIP my bestie Vecna.
04:49Tan sleep, let's invade ASAP.
04:51But first, I'll take another nap.
05:06We'll get this today.
05:07RFK Jr. announced new dietary guidelines,
05:09which urge Americans to eat less sugar.
05:12Ooh.
05:13RFK Jr. said,
05:14Today, our government declares war on added sugar.
05:17And then a few minutes later,
05:18SEAL Team 6 captured Captain Crunch.
05:22The hat.
05:23You hear that?
05:25It's terrible.
05:27Get this to say that while RFK Jr. was announcing
05:29the new guidelines, his phone rang.
05:31Did you see this?
05:32This is true.
05:33And he had a pretty interesting ringtone.
05:34This is real.
05:35Watch this.
05:36We only released these earlier.
05:38Two days earlier.
05:39I'm sorry.
05:46RFK Jr.'s ringtone is a quack.
05:51Even Dr. Oz saw that and was like,
05:52that's a little two on the nose.
05:53I'm just saying, that's a quack?
05:59My gosh.
06:01You guys see this?
06:02Starbucks is replacing their popular holiday menu items
06:04like the creme brulee latte with new winter items
06:07like the caramel protein latte
06:09and the iced Dubai chocolate mocha.
06:11Some customers are happy about this,
06:13while others are a little upset about this.
06:14To give us more background on this decision
06:16is our business expert, Tariq Trotter.
06:18Tariq!
06:23Thanks. Thanks, Jimmy.
06:24Whenever companies decide to change their menus,
06:27it can lead to tension with their customers.
06:29But to use an example, it's kind of like, you know,
06:32Shane and Ilya from Heated Rivalry.
06:35Much like Shane, Starbucks' sudden menu changes
06:38can feel all over the place.
06:40Hang on, Tariq.
06:41I got to stop you right there.
06:42Oh, what? Are you confused?
06:43I'm planning to dive into Starbucks' retail strategy.
06:46No, that's not necessary.
06:47I just think calling Shane's actions all over the place
06:50is simplifying things way too much.
06:52You're ignoring his anxieties.
06:53He's vulnerable.
06:54He's deeply human.
06:56Oh, give me a break.
06:57Ilya knows how to process his feelings.
07:00Shane only knows how to avoid them.
07:03Shane doesn't hurt Ilya because he doesn't care.
07:05He hurts him because he's scared.
07:07Don't give me that.
07:08Fear explains behavior.
07:10It doesn't excuse it. And you know that's true.
07:13You're ignoring Shane's career, his safety, his whole life.
07:16He's an M.L.H. All-Star.
07:17And you're ignoring Ilya's emotions, love, and dedicate...
07:23Look, what about the tuna melt?
07:25Oh, sure.
07:28Oh, sure, Tariq.
07:29Act like Shane isn't trying to grow.
07:30He isn't putting in the work, right?
07:32Don't put words in my mouth.
07:34Ilya was more blunt and cold on the outside.
07:37But on the inside...
07:38See, on the inside, he was open from the start.
07:40And Shane made him work for it.
07:42Shane loves him, too!
07:44Love!
07:45But sometimes...
07:46Sometimes love takes time.
07:48Love takes courage.
07:51What Ilya deserved from Shane from the start
07:54was honesty and transparency, not rash decisions,
07:58which is exactly what customers deserve from Starbucks.
08:10Oh.
08:11Oh.
08:13Oh.
08:14Oh.
08:15Hey, guys.
08:17Hey.
08:18Hey, Hudson.
08:19What's up, Hudson?
08:20Hey, Hudson.
08:21Hey.
08:22Please stop fighting.
08:24You're both right.
08:26Okay, cool.
08:27Thank you for solving that.
08:28Hudson Williams...
08:38Whew.
08:40Switching gears.
08:42I read that scientists think they may have found DNA
08:45belonging to Leonardo da Vinci.
08:47Ooh.
08:48Which means I'm one step closer to my dream
08:50of opening Da Vinci Park.
08:55Whoa!
08:56He's getting out of the cage!
08:58Let's go to the Dan Brown exhibit!
09:03I love you, Dan Brown.
09:04This is fun.
09:05The Consumer Electronics Show just kicked off in Las Vegas.
09:09This is really funny.
09:10And one company unveiled a shopping robot.
09:13A shopping robot that can grab groceries for you.
09:15Wow.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Let's check out the video of this in action.
09:19That's right.
09:20That's right.
09:21That's right.
09:22They invented my grandfather.
09:24Yeah.
09:25Stay in the car.
09:26That's right.
09:27Let me just take a grandpa.
09:28I'll meet you.
09:29Stay in the car.
09:30Well, this is interesting.
09:31Oklahoma has now overtaken Florida to become the new lightning capital of the
09:35U.S.
10:00Here to share his reaction is Steve Rollins, an Oklahoma native who has been
10:04struck by lightning over 47 times.
10:08No.
10:09Hey, Steve.
10:10No.
10:11Steve, turn your body.
10:12Turn your body there.
10:13No.
10:14Yeah.
10:15No.
10:16The other way.
10:17There you go.
10:18Right there.
10:19There you go, Steve.
10:21My bad, Steve.
10:22No.
10:23No.
10:24You're Steve.
10:25I'm Jimmy.
10:26And together we are Captain Planet.
10:27Okay.
10:28Sure.
10:29So you're in the lightning capital of the U.S.
10:30and you've been struck 47 times.
10:31How has that affected you?
10:33Baked potatoes, Jimmy.
10:34And it's not even close.
10:39Well, you're certainly smiling a lot.
10:41You sure you feel okay?
10:43I have never felt better, Dad.
10:45Meow.
10:46Listen.
10:47I have good days and I have Brad days.
10:49But the doctor said my brain is 100% shu-wop-shu-wally-wally-yippity-boom-dee-boom.
10:55I'm a lucky man.
10:56And the important thing is, when Jigglypuff wins that Oscar, I'll be right here doing the
11:00Macarena naked.
11:02Uh...
11:03We'll be right back with more Musketeers right after this.
11:07Hit it, Groot!
11:08Um, it's not a freeze frame.
11:13Oh, I know.
11:14I just freeze sometimes.
11:16Back to you, Mr. President.
11:17Okay, thank you.
11:18Steve Rollins, everybody.
11:19A man who was struck by lightning.
11:21There he is.
11:22No, he's waving the wrong way.
11:24He's waving the wrong way.
11:26That's right.
11:27Why?
11:28He's doing that.
11:30Moving on.
11:31Finally, I saw that American Airlines just announced that they're launching free high-speed
11:35Wi-Fi for passengers.
11:37Yeah.
11:38Spirit was like, we also have free Wi-Fi when we fly close to an American Airlines plane.
11:42We have a great show.
11:43Chelsea Handler is here.
11:45Sophie Turner is joining us.
11:46Competent Rivalry.
11:47Justin Williams is here.
11:48And we got great music from Gianna Sparrow.
11:51Stick around.
11:52We're doing something fun with Chelsea Handler when we come back.
11:55Come on to the beat hall.
11:5740 happy people guaranteed to be like having a ball.
11:59I've never told anyone this before, but you know that Cars for Kids song?
12:03Yeah?
12:04That was my wedding song.
12:06I've never told anyone this before, but I'm in a throuple with the guys from Heated Rivalry.
12:12Oh, my God.
12:26This is so fun!
12:28I love it.
12:29Thanks for skiing with me, Chelsea.
12:30I'm sure, Jerry.
12:31I can't believe we're finally doing this.
12:33What?
12:34You mean skiing together?
12:35No, that I'm actually skiing with clothes on.
12:37Oh, right.
12:38Yeah.
12:39Hey, wait.
12:40Is this the right slope?
12:41Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
12:42Don't go down here.
12:43This is a black...
12:44Black Diamond!
12:45Oh, no!
12:46Well...
12:47Oh!
12:48Well, since we're obviously not going to survive this, I should probably get a few things off my chest.
12:52I've never told anyone this before, but you know that Cars for Kids song?
12:56Yeah?
12:57That was my wedding song.
12:59I've never told anyone this before, but I'm in a throuple with the guys from Heated Rivalry.
13:04Oh, my God.
13:07I have a chest tattoo of a third nipple, but you can't see it because it's on my second nipple.
13:14A lot of people don't think I like kids, and it's not true. I hate them.
13:19I actually invented the Choco Taco first, but mine failed because it was called the Vanilla Tortilla.
13:26I had a talk show once, and then I realized it's the lamest job you could possibly have.
13:32I once called my teacher mom, and I called my mom teacher.
13:41And I called my dentist neighbor, and I called my neighbor dentist.
13:44I have sex dreams about David Hasselhoff every single day!
13:49My best friend's name is Potential Spam.
13:55When I said I wanted to go ski with you, I was lying. I thought I was texting Jimmy Kimmel.
14:00Oh, no! Oh, no! This is it!
14:03Hold my hand, Jimmy! Hold my hand!
14:10Wait! You made it!
14:15I can see the lounge from here!
14:17Oh, my God! That wasn't so bad at all!
14:19Yeah! Let's pretend this never happened.
14:21You got it, buddy.
14:22Whoa! Whoa!
14:24Whoa!
14:251-877-CARD!
14:272-877-CARD!
14:292-877-CARD!
14:30It is!
14:42Under these!
14:43Where do I go?
14:44You... Let's go face-to-face.
14:45Okay. Perfect.
14:46I didn't know what was happening. Yeah.
14:48This is... This is the best it gets.
14:50Okay.
14:51Carson didn't do this.
14:52Yeah, I know.
15:03Our first guest is a Grammy-nominated comedian
15:06and a seven-time New York Times best-selling author.
15:10Her new stand-up tour is the High & Mighty Tour,
15:13and tickets are on sale now at ChelseaHandler.com.
15:17Please welcome Chelsea Handler!
15:19That's what I'm talking about! Yes!
15:32I love you!
15:33Hi, guys!
15:34Ah!
15:35Come on!
15:36I'm the best!
15:37Ah!
15:38My goodness!
15:39Chelsea Handler, welcome back to the Tonight Show!
15:41Oh, my God! I'm so happy we finally got to ski together!
15:43I know! Finally! Thank you for...
15:45What a dream come true!
15:46Thank you for doing that sketch with me, too.
15:47Thank you for popping my cherry.
15:49Ah...
15:51Of...
15:52If indoor skiing.
15:53Oh, thank you. Yes, yeah, of course.
15:54Yes, yes, yes.
15:55You told me that you just went to Antarctica.
15:57I went to Antarctica. I was looking for some ice.
15:59I was in Europe over the summer,
16:01and they don't have any ice in the cocktails in Europe.
16:04What's wrong with everybody?
16:06There's nothing worse than getting a vodka soda
16:08and two ice cubes, you know?
16:09I agree.
16:10So, anyway, the ice is melting in Antarctica.
16:11I wanted to go down there and grab some before it's all gone.
16:14And so, there was a psychedelic cruise going to Antarctica.
16:18And I was like,
16:19well, these are combining two of my biggest passions,
16:21ice and psychedelics.
16:22Wow.
16:23So, half of the boat was researching psychedelics,
16:25and the other half were on them.
16:27And I was in the second group.
16:29Okay. All right. Okay.
16:31But you were telling me backstage that you brought someone
16:33that you met in Vegas.
16:34Oh, yes. Yeah. This is a great story.
16:36So, I met this guy in Vegas.
16:37I mean, I have a residency in Vegas.
16:39I perform there once a month.
16:40That's the schedule I like to work.
16:42And I go and I gamble after my shows, right?
16:46I always bring my girlfriends and we gamble,
16:47and I give everyone money because I'm forcing them to gamble.
16:50So, I want to provide them with the money.
16:52And they lost my money.
16:53So, I had to go back to the casino the next night
16:56to win back the $3,000 that my friends had lost.
16:59And I went into the casino, and I just sat down at a table,
17:02and there's a guy sitting at the table that I went and sat down with,
17:05and he's wearing a cowboy hat, and he's got lots of chips,
17:07like thousands of dollars of chips.
17:08I said, sir, I'm going to need to borrow $1,000.
17:11And I said, I'll start winning, probably,
17:14and then I'll pay you right back.
17:15So, he gave me $1,000.
17:17I did start winning.
17:18I paid him back.
17:19And then I paid him back twice, you know?
17:20Like, I was, you know, I was interest, whatever.
17:22Then I won my money, and then the table was popping.
17:25Like, we were having a blast.
17:27Yes.
17:28I was splitting twos against kings and winning.
17:30Everyone was coming over, playing.
17:32Anyway, I leave.
17:33I get my money back.
17:35I make my money back.
17:36We're like a responsible person.
17:37I go home to my bed.
17:38I mean, to the hotel, to my bed.
17:40Yeah.
17:41And then the next morning, I was getting the text from this guy,
17:44and he's like, hey, I had a really fun time with you last night.
17:47Like, I like your vibe.
17:48Let's, when can we see each other again?
17:50And I was like, listen, I'm off.
17:52I said, he goes, where are you going?
17:54I'm like, I'm going on an adventure.
17:55He's like, I like adventures.
17:56So I sent him the link for the trip to Antarctica.
18:00And then he came to Antarctica.
18:03That's cool.
18:05That's...
18:06Wow.
18:07I was like, whoa.
18:08I like that.
18:09I like a big move like that.
18:10And then you better follow it up with some other big moves.
18:13Yeah.
18:14You know what I mean?
18:15I think so, yeah.
18:16Yeah, well, he's in the green room right now.
18:17Yeah.
18:18So he's listening.
18:19So, yeah.
18:20He's super cool.
18:21Yeah, thank you.
18:22I loved him, yeah.
18:23I want to talk about your new tour.
18:24By the way, your last one was fantastic.
18:27I love your special.
18:28This is the High and Mighty Tour.
18:29Congratulations on this.
18:30What are you...
18:34What are we discussing on this tour?
18:36We're discussing...
18:37Listen, we're going to be discussing a lot of my adventures.
18:42I've been on a lot of adventures this year.
18:44I've now been to every continent.
18:46I've now had sex on every continent.
18:49And I'm now...
18:51And I have a lot of wisdom to share about my travels.
18:54And I love...
18:55One of my passions is, you know, I love microdosing.
18:58LSD, MDMA, whatever really you have.
19:01And I love to spread that kind of sunshine around the world.
19:05You know, I bring drugs into foreign lands.
19:08And I give people who I think need the medicine the medicine.
19:11You know, like, I feel like I'm a healer, like a shaman.
19:14A healer or a dealer?
19:16A shaman.
19:17You say healer.
19:18I say dealer.
19:19You say dealer.
19:20You say dealer.
19:21I say healer.
19:22You're a shaman?
19:23I'm like a shaman.
19:24I want people just to be happier than they are.
19:26The world is a very ugly place.
19:28And I really think I can help.
19:29Yeah, come on.
19:30Yes.
19:31Yes.
19:32You can.
19:33So, I just, you know, I go to...
19:35I get to travel all over the world for this.
19:37And then I had a really fun experience in Mallorca a couple of years ago.
19:42There was this older couple.
19:43They were in their 80s and they were walking past my house in Mallorca.
19:46I have a house there that I bought years ago.
19:48And I...
19:49And I...
19:50And they were just...
19:51The way they were holding each other's hands was really sweet, you know?
19:54And I stopped them.
19:55I said, what's the deal?
19:56And they were like, we were celebrating our 50th wedding anniversary.
19:59And I was like, whoa, I can't imagine, you know, being married to someone for 50 years.
20:05That's incredible.
20:06I could see something special about you guys.
20:08I said, I have a couple of kayaks here.
20:10If you want to borrow the kayaks, I'd love to be part of your anniversary in some capacity.
20:14And they were like, oh, we would love a kayak ride.
20:17And they got into the kayak and then in my pocket I had a little LSD.
20:20And I said, have either two of you...
20:23I obviously asked them about their health history because I'm a medical practitioner.
20:27And I said, have either of you...
20:30I'm not.
20:31And I said, have either of you had any heart issues or strokes or anything?
20:35You did not give these people LSD.
20:37I said, it's a microdose.
20:38It's a tiny microdose.
20:39I said, listen, you don't have to do it.
20:41But if you want to do it, they said, we're having a really good night.
20:44I'm like, it could get better.
20:46And so I gave them the microdose.
20:48I forget about these people, okay?
20:50I go out.
20:51I hang with my friends.
20:52I'm on my terrace the next morning at 7.30.
20:55I saw these people at 9.30 at night.
20:577.30 in the morning, I see this kayak coming into my house.
21:00And I'm like, that looks like my kayak.
21:03And then the couple gets out of the kayak and they're waving to me.
21:06And I'm like, hey, you guys.
21:08And then they came upstairs.
21:09I opened the door to my terrace.
21:11And the man said to me, he goes, hey, you told me that we couldn't.
21:16He said, I told you that we were having a great night.
21:18And you told me you could make our night better.
21:21And guess what?
21:22You did.
21:23He said, we sat in an alcohol for the last 10 hours talking about the most beautiful memories we've ever had in our wedding.
21:32We talked about our children.
21:33He said, we renewed our vows to each other.
21:35And then the woman looked at me and she put her hands on my face.
21:39It was so sweet.
21:40And then she put out her hand and said, do you have any more LSD?
21:44Am I a healer or am I a healer?
21:49Yeah, you already were a healer.
21:51You're nothing but a healer.
21:53Chelsea Handler, everybody, for tickets to your high and mighty tour.
21:57Go to ChelseaHandler.com.
21:59Sophie Turner joins us after the break.
22:01Stick around, everybody.
22:15What if you could just, just, just make yourself some great?
22:20Our next guest is an Emmy-nominated actress who stars in the new series Steel,
22:26which begins streaming January 21st on Prime Video.
22:29Please welcome Sophie Turner.
22:32Why don't we steal away?
22:39Why don't we steal away?
22:41That's Sophie Turner.
22:42Look at that love. Look at that love.
22:45Sophie Turner.
22:46Love!
22:47Come on.
22:49That's the love. Come on.
22:51That's how you do it.
22:53That's a movie star.
22:55Come on, bud. I love you.
22:56Sophie Turner, welcome back.
22:58Happy New Year.
22:59Happy New Year.
23:00Yeah.
23:01I actually have a New Year's gift for you.
23:03You don't have to bring me gifts.
23:04You are the gift.
23:05Oh, stop it.
23:06I don't bring you.
23:07What gift should you bring me?
23:08Well, so, in the U.K., I mean, we don't really have
23:12any proper New Year's traditions other than getting, like, completely wankered.
23:15Yeah.
23:16But...
23:17America has that tradition, too.
23:18I know. I have.
23:19Yeah, yeah.
23:20So fun. That's why we get along so well.
23:21Exactly, yeah.
23:22Um, but in Scotland, they do have a tradition.
23:25Yeah.
23:26It's called First Footing.
23:27Okay.
23:28And it's kind of like being a really Santa.
23:32They bring you coal.
23:34So I brought you some coal.
23:36It's to give you good luck for the New Year.
23:38Warm your home for the New Year.
23:40But why do they give coal?
23:42Just to teach everyone a lesson?
23:44No, no.
23:45It's a symbol of warming your home for the New Year.
23:48So I brought you some Scottish coal.
23:51Are you kidding me?
23:52I'm going to frame this.
23:54From Sophie Turner, I love you.
23:56I really love this.
23:57I hope this keeps you warm.
23:59This is a special gift.
24:00I wish I had something for you.
24:01I don't.
24:02What the hell?
24:03Sorry. I'm so sorry.
24:04But I will get into it.
24:05I want to talk about your new series, Steel.
24:07I want to talk about big news.
24:09You're going to be Lara Croft in the new Tomb Raider.
24:11Come on.
24:12What are you talking about?
24:14What are you talking about?
24:16What?
24:18Bang!
24:19And is it Phoebe Waller-Bridge is involved in writing it?
24:22It is. Yeah.
24:23Talk to me about this.
24:24Where is this?
24:25Where am I going to see this?
24:26You're going to see it on Amazon Prime.
24:28Yes, okay.
24:29In a while, because we haven't started shooting yet.
24:32But are you training right now?
24:34I've been training since February last year.
24:37Wow.
24:38So I feel like I could probably beat you up right now.
24:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:42But could you show us anything?
24:44You know, I was thinking about it, but I'm wearing a skirt,
24:47and I don't want to flash the punani.
24:49So, but...
24:52The punani!
24:56This is one of those shows right here.
24:58Tonight is one of those shows.
25:00I know Chelsea really wanted to ask for me.
25:01Chelsea really opens the eyes.
25:02She opens the whole door.
25:03But I was thinking about, you know, something that we could do,
25:06and I thought, my thumb strength is really, really...
25:10It's good.
25:11So I thought we could have...
25:12Don't even dare.
25:13I thought we could have a thumb wrestle.
25:15Are you ready? Are you serious?
25:17Do you want this smoke?
25:19Yeah.
25:20Yeah.
25:21Because...
25:22You're gonna get the fire.
25:23Wait!
25:24I have a fun fact for you.
25:25Yeah.
25:26In France, they call a thumb a pousse,
25:30so we could have a pousse war.
25:33You're gonna get me in so much trouble.
25:36I'm not having a pousse war with you,
25:38but I will have a thumb war with you.
25:40Okay, great. Let's do it.
25:41You ready for this?
25:42Yeah, I'm ready.
25:43Oh, man, you're gonna regret this.
25:44Okay.
25:45One, two, three, four.
25:46I declare a thumb war.
25:47Bow.
25:48Bow.
25:49Curtsy.
25:50Curts. Never heard of this.
25:51Shake hands.
25:52Ready?
25:54I've never heard of this yet.
25:55Go!
25:56Go!
25:57Are you kidding me?
26:00Are you...
26:01Come on!
26:06I don't like losing!
26:09I don't...
26:10Are you very strong, your thumb strength?
26:12Oh, thank you so much.
26:13Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
26:14I lift weights with my thumb.
26:15Yeah.
26:16Like that.
26:17Yeah.
26:18Let's talk about Steel.
26:19This is another big hit you're gonna have.
26:20It's a big heist thriller.
26:21There's so many twists in this, by the way.
26:23Oh, my gosh.
26:24Starts the first episode.
26:25Great, great twists.
26:26And then there's, like, three or four good whammies.
26:28I know.
26:29Do you like those shows?
26:30Do you watch those thriller, scary kind of shows,
26:32where you're like, you don't know what's gonna happen?
26:34Um, no, I just watch, like, Real Housewives.
26:37That's kind of the same thing.
26:39That's kind of the same thing.
26:40There's a lot of twists and turns.
26:41Yeah, Salt Lake City, man.
26:43Whoo!
26:44That's the jam.
26:45Salt Lake City.
26:46Come on.
26:47Shake hands.
26:48Shake hands.
26:49How do we set up that?
26:50How do we set up Steel?
26:52How do we set up Steel?
26:53Steel is a high-octane heist thriller.
26:56It's about two coworkers, Zara, who I play, and Luke,
27:00who my friend Archie Medecque plays.
27:02And we're at a dead-end job in a pension fund management company.
27:07God, it's really hooking you now, isn't it, guys?
27:09Oh, but then, but then.
27:10But then, something happens.
27:13Big heist happens.
27:14Big heist happens.
27:15And scary.
27:16And then we really can't say anything else.
27:18No, that's a perfect set-up.
27:19That's it.
27:20Because get ready.
27:21You'll watch that, and then something will happen at the end.
27:22And it's worth it. It's so worth it.
27:25It's so worth it.
27:26I want to show everyone a clip.
27:27Here's the great Sophie Turner in Steel.
27:29Take a look.
27:30This is Luke.
27:31He works with us on the trade processing.
27:33Nice to meet you, Martin.
27:35So, this is it.
27:37Trade processing.
27:39Jewel in the crown of the operations team.
27:42On my first day on the job, the person who showed me around
27:45told me that every day you spend in operations is a day
27:48of your career you've wasted.
27:50And also your life.
27:51Yeah, that is me.
27:52Yeah, I thought I'd pass it on.
27:54Um, thanks.
27:56No worries.
27:57Checking a job is...
27:59Not to die of boredom.
28:02Whoa!
28:03Sophie Turner, all six episodes of Steel begins streaming
28:07January 21st on Prime Video.
28:10We'll be right back with Hudson Williams.
28:12Stick around, everybody.
28:14Yeah, we'll be right back with all the five
28:42Please welcome Hudson Williams!
29:03Feel the love for Hudson Williams!
29:05Come on, now! Yes!
29:07Hudson, welcome to the show,
29:12Heated Rivalry.
29:14Yes. Yes. Yes.
29:16Not subtle.
29:17Uh, it's...
29:20One of the biggest shows in the world right now,
29:24and congratulations on this. Thank you.
29:26Is it sinking in, how big this show is?
29:29Oh, no. No, no, no, no. No.
29:31It's all very just, like, I kind of just turn into a deer
29:34in headlights every time. Really?
29:36Um, these freaks outside.
29:42Yeah, they're great.
29:43Yeah.
29:44You've waited all night.
29:46The best. Yeah, that.
29:48So, I'm not used to that.
29:50Not used to that.
29:51Do you remember the last job you had before show business?
29:53Yes. Um, the old spaghetti factory.
29:55Oh, yeah! Yeah.
29:57I love old spaghetti factory.
29:58Yeah. A lot of sourdough bread being served
30:01and spaghetti being dropped.
30:03Bad reviews being left.
30:05Were you good?
30:06No.
30:07Okay.
30:08Not at all.
30:09Okay. Really?
30:10I was pretty good at managing the amount of tables I had,
30:13but the thing that I was kind of poor at was, like,
30:15if I'm not feeling a smile, I can't put one on.
30:18Wow.
30:19You know, and that's not very Canadian, so they kind of...
30:21Oh, yeah.
30:22Yeah, they don't like that.
30:23Here you are.
30:24You star as Shane Holland.
30:31You guys look pretty...
30:32You guys are looking pretty hot.
30:36Looking pretty good-looking there.
30:38Cozy. Cozy.
30:39Yeah. Now, your characters play hockey rivals,
30:42but, spoiler alert, you also become lovers.
30:45Yeah.
30:46Yeah, yeah.
30:47Things get pretty steamy.
30:49Have either of you...
30:50Have either of you read the book when you auditioned for this?
30:52No, we didn't even know about hockey smut and romantic, like...
30:58Like, we didn't know that it existed.
31:00That's so funny.
31:01But I was reading the book, like, as the audition process
31:04went along, and it was way too long.
31:06You know, it took way too long for me just to get that call.
31:08So by the time I got the call, I was like,
31:10finally, I'm just kind of...
31:11Yeah.
31:12Good.
31:13You're like, I am this character.
31:14Yeah, I better get this.
31:15Yeah.
31:16I've been standing in character this whole time.
31:17Yes!
31:18Yes, I have my hockey stick.
31:19Yes!
31:20And my intimacy garment.
31:23What's the intimacy garment?
31:25They call it a sack.
31:28I think the proper...
31:30This is the most bleeping we've ever done
31:31in the history of the tonight.
31:32No, no!
31:33Every guest...
31:34I hope that Sienna doesn't do something.
31:37Oh, yeah.
31:38She'll be good.
31:39She'll be proper.
31:40She'll behave.
31:41Yes.
31:42So they call it a blank-blank.
31:43But they call it a modesty garment.
31:45But by the end, they just gave up on any of that.
31:48But what, basically, it's just...
31:49Are you wearing anything else?
31:50No, which is awful.
31:52It's truly just...
31:53That's really getting to know you.
31:54It kind of grabs the berries.
31:56Don't you have to do that.
31:57Yeah, yeah, I got to know you.
31:59Like...
32:00Oh, my gosh, yeah.
32:01Yeah.
32:02Like, it's kind of like...
32:03You kind of...
32:04Yeah.
32:05There you go.
32:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:07It's kind of like a motion.
32:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:09To get into it.
32:10Okay, yeah.
32:11So you have intimacy.
32:12The coordinator and all that stuff.
32:13And then the whole backside, you know, there's a...
32:14No, no, I...
32:15...is out.
32:18I can imagine.
32:19I can imagine.
32:20Your characters are supposed to be competing with each other
32:23and rivals.
32:24Is it tough to act like that when you're friends in real life?
32:26Yeah, yeah.
32:27That bit actually is one of the harder elements,
32:29because we just became besties right away.
32:32Um...
32:33Oh!
32:35I mean, it's great.
32:36Yeah.
32:37Have you perfected...
32:38Can you do a Russian accent?
32:39This is perfect Russian accent.
32:41Oh, my God!
32:42Wow!
32:43Wow!
32:44And I will say that Heated Rivalry
32:46has already been picked up for Season 2.
32:48Come on!
32:51Congratulations on that.
32:53Is there anything at all you can tease about
32:55the season?
32:57Mm.
32:58There are some meanies.
32:59Ooh.
33:00There are some big baddies.
33:01Ooh.
33:02Uh, well, not...
33:04Well, yes, but no.
33:06Uh, and...
33:07And they have to...
33:08It's...
33:09If Season 1 is, like, an internal battle,
33:11Season 2 is more of an external battle.
33:14Wow.
33:15I like that.
33:16And they all die.
33:17Yeah.
33:18You were telling me that you learned a little bit of hockey
33:20when we were talking backstage, the basics of hockey.
33:22But I was wondering if there's anything you could teach me
33:24here tonight?
33:25Ah.
33:26Yes.
33:27Um...
33:28I could show you a stretch.
33:29It's very...
33:31It's, uh...
33:33Maybe...
33:34Okay.
33:35So, you're gonna...
33:36Okay.
33:37So, this is...
33:38This is basically 90% of where I was filming.
33:41But, um...
33:42It's...
33:43It's, like...
33:44It's here.
33:45No, no, no.
33:46No, no, no.
33:47We don't need music.
33:48Where do I go?
33:49On your lease.
33:50Where do I go?
33:51You...
33:52Let's go face-to-face.
33:53Okay.
33:54Perfect.
33:55I didn't know...
33:56I didn't know what was happening.
33:57This is...
33:58This is the best it gets.
33:59Okay.
34:00Carson's gonna do this.
34:01Wider, Jimmy.
34:02Wider.
34:03Jimmy.
34:04Yes.
34:05You have to stretch your hips.
34:06I doubt your hips are being stretched.
34:07Oh.
34:08Oh, sorry.
34:09I didn't know what was happening.
34:10I didn't see what's happening in your head.
34:11Yes.
34:12Yes.
34:13Am I doing it?
34:14Yeah, and then there's actually a thing where you can do...
34:15Wait, why are you getting up and I'm still stretching?
34:16You need a smooth...
34:17If we go over here...
34:18No, I don't want to do anything else.
34:19This is my...
34:24Can I go here?
34:25Yeah, sure.
34:26Okay.
34:27There's one that the hockey players do.
34:28All right.
34:29Hi, Mom.
34:30Um, and...
34:31This isn't the music you want to hear.
34:33It's some sports music.
34:34And then you do kind of like this.
34:37Oh, my God.
34:39All right, ready?
34:41Let's do it.
34:42One, two.
34:43Okay.
34:44Here we go.
34:45I want to try to play for Hudson Williams in Heat of Rivalry.
34:52Take a look at that.
34:54We will be seeing each other or what?
34:57Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
35:06Wow.
35:15That's Tim Williams, everybody.
35:27Heat of Rivalry is streaming now on HBO Max.
35:30We'll be right back with a performance from Sienna, Spyro.
35:46Stick around.
35:47We are out.
35:48We're out.
35:51We're out.
35:52We're out.
35:53We're out.
35:54We're out.
35:55We're out.
35:56We're out.
35:57We're out.
35:59Our next guest kicks off the visitor tour in March,
36:03performing Die on this Hill.
36:05Please welcome Sienna Spyro!
36:35No they don't, at least a night tell me, and there'll be a day, I'll be more creative, a poetic way, to say I'm not leaving to the world, not to your face, oh, I'll take my break,
37:04standing here for you, no, I'm not blind, just seeing it through, you take my life, just for the thrill, I'll take tonight, and die on this hill, I always will,
37:30I know that I love you, stubborn and patient, but you wrote the book, I just took a page out to be loved, to be loved and nothing more,
37:50and you kept your word, do you want a medal, the way that someone lives this world, so just level this, to me now, oh, to me now,
38:09I'll take my break, standing here for you, no, I'm not blind, just seeing it through, you take my life, just for the thrill,
38:28I'll take tonight, and die on this hill, I always will, I'll be here the whole night, I'll be here cause I can, yeah, I know you don't care, I know nothing could matter,
38:52God I wish something mattered, God I wish something mattered to you, I'll take my pride, standing here for you, no, I'm not blind, just seeing it through,
39:11Will you take my life, just for the thrill, will you take my life, just for the thrill, will I'll take tonight, and die on this hill, I always, always, always, I always,
39:38go away, will you take my life, never mind?
39:55Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. Wow! That's how you do it. Are you kidding me? You're amazing.
40:06Standing O, not too shabby.
40:10You are fantastic.
40:12Die on this hill is out now.
40:15Respect the dress, too. I love it so much.
40:17My thanks to Chelsea Handler, Sophie Turner, Hudson Williams,
40:21Sienna Sparrow once again!
40:26And the Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:29That was great. Thank you for watching.
40:31Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:33Good night, everybody. Thank you.
40:35Get involved.
40:37Better get involved.
40:38Get, get, get involved.
40:40Get into it.
40:42Do it!
40:44Yeah.
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