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“Reality is frequently inaccurate.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”
― Rita Mae Brown

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

“If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.”
― E.B. White

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin

“There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.”
― Bertrand Russell

“It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain

“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.”
― Isaac Asimov, Foundation

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”
― Mae West

“I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.”
― maya angelou

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen

“Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!”
― George Carlin

“I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.”
― Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
― Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan

“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.”
― Oscar Wilde, De Profundis

“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
― Oscar Wilde

“You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

“Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.”
― Oscar Wilde

“I am not young enough to know everything.”
― Oscar Wilde

“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
― Winston S. Churchill

“...Gucluler guclerini korumak icin gozlerini kirpmadan insanlari harciyor ve adina da toplum duzeni diyorlardi.”
― Alper Canıgüz, Oğullar ve Rencide Ruhlar

“Ne var ne yok?"
"Zor bir soru. Pek emin değilim ama tahminimce her şey var ve yokların içinde saklı.”
― Alper Canıgüz, Oğullar ve Rencide Ruhlar

“Ben aşkı hayattan çok ölüme benzetirim... ve insan bir kere ölür.”
― Alper Canıgüz, Cehennem Çiçeği

“Bazen de saygıdeğer abilerim ablalarım, dünyası yerle bir olur insanın. Hayat, fazla kafa yormadan idare etmeyi sağlayan bütün anlamlarını yitiriverir. En akıllıca saydığınız fikirlerinizin saçmalığını, en içten duygularınızın, yapmacıklığını kavrarsınız. Aslında hiçbir konuda bir fikriniz bulunmadığını, aslında hiç kimseye karşı bir şey hissetmediğinizi ve tüm evrenin de size karşı aynı gaddarca kayıtsızlık içinde olduğunu. Hep gözünüzün önünde durduğu halde o güne dek her nasılsa yok saymayı başardığınız bu gerçeği fark ettiğiniz anda ilahi işleyişi de çözmek üzeresiniz demektir.”
― Alper Canıgüz, Oğullar ve Rencide Ruhlar