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An Idea (by Ingenious Piece)

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Oct 13, 2022

The Third One

When there are patterns all around us, we are part of the pattern

The Third One

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MuddyUm

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Oct 19, 2025

I Am the Defender of Non-Euclidean Space

How many of us get not one but two origin stories? My journey as Starcrossed continues with drinking heavy water from a Euclidean teacup…

I Am the Defender of Non-Euclidean Space

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Breast Stories

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Dec 7, 2022

Tits Up, Ladies!

Words can mean different things to different people at different times. I’m taking these words back.

Tits Up, Ladies!

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Dec 7, 2022

The Complete Works of Aurelia Bliss on Medium

Everything you ever wanted in a handy list built just for you!

The Complete Works of Aurelia Bliss on Medium

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About Me Stories

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Oct 7, 2022

About Me — Aurelia Bliss

Hi everyone! It’s time for karaoke!

About Me — Aurelia Bliss

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Another Fucking Publication

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3d ago

Here We Go Again

One man with many names or many men with fake names and stories

A shadowy man in a hoody with a face mask looks at his phone. There is a bright;ly lit cityscape behind him.

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MuddyUm

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Nov 3

What Happens at a Four Way Stop

Of all the complicated places we take for granted, the four way intersection is nightmare in disguise

Aerial view of a busy, multiple lane four way intersection with overlaid geometric lines.

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Another Fucking Publication

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Nov 1

Let Me Tell You Why Cucumber Is King of the Garden Bed

The shape of things to come

Inside a basket of cucumbers.

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Age of Empathy

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Oct 30

Boob Free, Boob Heavy, and Boob Adjacent — Let’s See a Boobicological Breakdown

Readers and writers are locked in a mutual collaboration that needs to come from a place of common agreement

A woman in a white labcoat and blue lab gloves is standing in front of a chalk board covered with math and drawings. Her arms are crossed and she appears confident and ready to discuss boobs.

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MuddyUm

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Oct 27

The Boob II — Terrifying Autobiographical Account or Just an Excuse for IMAX-Scaled Boobs?

I didn’t have much of a role in this one. In fact, I think I was there just to open the door for some manspaining. The whole thing was…

Simple B-movie poster for a film called Beware! The Boob as a parody of the Blob franchise movies. The image has a black background with dripping red boobs and 5 faces of those starring in the movie across the top.

Aurelia Bliss

Aurelia Bliss

13.1K followers

I write nonfiction, fiction, and kinda fiction. Humor, Science, History, and me. I was called "A beautiful diamond with sharp, pointy edges," and I liked it!

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