In2 Ho Ho Ho’sbyCatherine Weingarten·Feb 14, 2022I’m Your Male friend Who’s Obsessed With You and I’m Sad You Didn’t Invite Me to Galentine’s DayI love this platonic holiday as much as I love you!A response icon1A response icon1
In2 Ho Ho Ho’sbyCatherine Weingarten·Dec 25, 2021Excerpts From “A Black Heart For Christmas,” the First Punk Hallmark movie**Co-written with Gracie Beaver-Kairis**A response icon1A response icon1
In2 Ho Ho Ho’sbyCatherine Weingarten·Dec 24, 2021Just Because We’re Under this Mistletoe I’m Holding up Doesn’t Mean I Want to Make Out With You…**Co-written with Gracie Beaver-Kairis**
In2 Ho Ho Ho’sbyCatherine Weingarten·Nov 25, 2021Hi, It’s Me a Woman’s Magazine Writer, and I Will Do Anything to Make Thanksgiving SexualHi, it’s me, a woman’s magazine writer most known for pieces such as “best pickup lines to use at your uncle’s funeral” and “best ways to…
InThe Belladonna ComedybyCatherine Weingarten·Nov 17, 2021Daily Itinerary of an Insta-Famous PugMy owner Kylie and I go to the park, mostly to be seenA response icon1A response icon1
In2 Ho Ho Ho’sbyCatherine Weingarten·Oct 31, 2021Halloween Hallmark Movies**Co-written with Gracie Beaver-Kairis**
InGreener Pastures MagazinebyCatherine Weingarten·Aug 20, 2021Why I Stopped Meditating and Started Lighting Small FiresThis is way more fun than meditating!A response icon2A response icon2
InThe HoneypotbyCatherine Weingarten·Aug 10, 2021My Kink is Going to the DentistIt hurts in a hot way!A response icon3A response icon3
In2 Ho Ho Ho’sbyCatherine Weingarten·Jul 4, 2021Hallmark 4th of July Movie Titles*Co-written by Gracie Beaver-Kairis and Catherine Weingarten*
InSlackjawbyCatherine Weingarten·May 18, 2021As The Author Of The Viral Tweet “bread sux,” I’d Make A Great Addition To Your Ivy League…I am so proud of myself for all those nights I didn’t text my girlfriend back.A response icon4A response icon4
