Thomas Goodwin·23h agoMy Niece’s House Smells “Clean”. That Should Worry You.Forty plug-in air fresheners, one fossilized AC filter, and the lie we tell ourselves about “fresh.”
Thomas Goodwin·4d agoYour Work Anxiety Brings Donuts… And The Boss Loves ItFive habits your boss praises are fear in a work shirt. Spot each one and ease it before Friday.A response icon1A response icon1
Thomas Goodwin·Nov 5Stop Weaponizing Your EyebrowsWhy Being “Charismatic” Is Just Exhausting Performance ArtA response icon1A response icon1
Thomas Goodwin·Oct 23The CIA Declassified a File on Aliens Turning Russian Troops into Stone. It Gets Worse.How a Canadian tabloid, Ukrainian newspapers, and Cold War paranoia tricked American intelligence into filing the ultimate cosmic…
Thomas Goodwin·Oct 22I Paid $4,800 to Escape the Matrix and They Kept My Car KeysThe prison has a gift shop, a waiver, and a very firm refund policy
Thomas Goodwin·Oct 20I Fix Stupid for a Living, and a Senator Just Sued for ResultsMy clinic repairs bad judgment at four hundred dollars a session. Then a man who has never been wrong walked in and pulled a door marked…
Thomas Goodwin·Oct 15The Prince of Darkness Files a Grievance with HR Against YouBy Sir Thomas Goodwin
Thomas Goodwin·Oct 13Your Rule Is Dumber Than You Think… And The Robot That Can Prove It Before You Laminate ItWhy AI should be the first reader of every policy, and not the last victim of it.
Thomas Goodwin·Oct 13They Plan to Stream the Firing Squad, and Watching Is “Optional”When the people who knew how to run the country were swapped for people who know how to cheer, the Pentagon started thinking about ratings.
Thomas Goodwin·Oct 12Nobody Is Coming to Discover You At WorkI Did Excellent Work for Seven Years in Total Silence, and All I Got Was a Question in an Elevator
