In2 Ho Ho Ho’sbyDomenico Siravo·Feb 13, 2022Last-Minute Valentine’s Day Gifts for the Special Sleep Paralysis Demon in Your LifeThere is still time to get the perfect romantic gift for the hallucinated shadow demon of your dreams!
Domenico Siravo·Feb 14, 2021Existential Valentine’s Day CardsTime to tell that special person in your life that you too feel the constant dread of existence creeping into your heart.A response icon1A response icon1
InSlackjawbyDomenico Siravo·Mar 31, 2020How To Tell If It’s Social Distancing Or Your Crush Just Isn’t Into YouDuring a time of true crises and mass panic this expert advice can help you with your top priority, figuring out the feelings of your crush.A response icon2A response icon2
InSlackjawbyDomenico Siravo·Oct 11, 2019It’s Finally Time We Talk About How Pumpkins Can Feel Us Carve ThemHalloween time means finding that perfect costume, filling up on candy, and acknowledging that pumpkins can 100% feel us carve them.A response icon3A response icon3
InSlackjawbyDomenico Siravo·Oct 17, 20186 Revolutionary Features of the iPhone XS That Will Help You Forget About The First Mate You Left…Apple’s new flagship phone is the perfect cure for your haunted maritime past
Domenico Siravo·Oct 16, 2017The Vanishing Pope of South JerseyThis past weekend a papal scandal broke out in the quiet south Jersey suburb of Washington Township.
InGongshowbyDomenico Siravo·May 30, 2017Predators Spotted Practicing with Rulers Attached to Skates to Avoid Future Offside CallsIn response to P.K. Subban’s electrifying first goal being waved off after a controversial offside challenge, the Nashville Predators have…
InGongshowbyDomenico Siravo·May 20, 2017Sabres have utmost confidence in puppet hire Jason Botterill says GM Jack EichelSabres General Manager Jack Eichel says he believes Jason Botterill is the perfect man for the fake job.
Domenico Siravo·Apr 14, 2017I Didn’t Mean to Bring My Cello to the Pepsi RevolutionIt was a day like any other. I woke up, walked the 57 floors to reach the helipad of my building, and then frantically played Cello for…
Domenico Siravo·Jul 18, 201612 Other Things ISIS Just Remembered To Claim Responsibility For1. Loud fountains
