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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

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Elise Seyfried

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Feb 2

The iPhone 18 is a Grownup Now

and what it does is none of anyone’s freaking business

The iPhone 18 is a Grownup Now

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Slackjaw

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Elise Seyfried

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Nov 22, 2022

Did I Dial 911, Or Was It The Butterball Hotline?

In any event, problem solved!

Did I Dial 911, Or Was It The Butterball Hotline?

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The Haven

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Elise Seyfried

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Oct 15, 2022

New Medications and the Serious Side Effects Which May Occur

Don’t say we didn’t warn you

New Medications and the Serious Side Effects Which May Occur

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The Belladonna Comedy

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Elise Seyfried

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Oct 6, 2022

Save the Date for Our Dangerous Destination Wedding!

How much DO you love us?

Save the Date for Our Dangerous Destination Wedding!

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Greener Pastures Magazine

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Elise Seyfried

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Jul 8, 2022

Snack Leader Guide for “Fun with the Plagues” Vacation Bible School

You won’t believe what you’ll be serving!

Snack Leader Guide for “Fun with the Plagues” Vacation Bible School

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

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Elise Seyfried

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Jul 2, 2022

The Times-Examiner Comments on a Masterful, But Ever-So-Slightly Problematic, Article in Sunday’s…

Setting the record straight!

The Times-Examiner Comments on a Masterful, But Ever-So-Slightly Problematic, Article in Sunday’s…

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The Haven

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Elise Seyfried

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Mar 12, 2022

My Definitive Guide to the Oscars

I didn’t see them, but here’s what they’re about!

My Definitive Guide to the Oscars

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

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Elise Seyfried

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Mar 1, 2022

I’m Wm. Shakespeare, and I Would Love You to Buy My Work So That Danielle Steel Doesn’t Outsell Me

Our numbers are getting a little close for comfort

I’m Wm. Shakespeare, and I Would Love You to Buy My Work So That Danielle Steel Doesn’t Outsell Me

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Greener Pastures Magazine

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Elise Seyfried

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Feb 18, 2022

My Snail Facial Changed My Life

The serenity is well worth the sluggishness

My Snail Facial Changed My Life

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The Haven

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Elise Seyfried

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Feb 9, 2022

I’m a Rabbit, and I Want a Voice. Preferably Bugs Bunny’s.

Is that so much to ask?

I’m a Rabbit, and I Want a Voice. Preferably Bugs Bunny’s.

Elise Seyfried

Elise Seyfried

I’ve written essays for The Belladonna Comedy, Widget, Little Old Lady Comedy, The Haven, Jane Austen’s Wastebasket, and Greener Pastures.

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