Fiona Helmsley·Dec 9, 2020But as People, They Suck: A Pandemic Profile of Celina PowellLike an internet Angelyne, Celina Powell drives a powder pink Mercedes- G wagon, paid for by subscriptions to her OnlyFans account, which…
Fiona Helmsley·Sep 20, 2020Gramps vs. the GremlinHere we are, amid a global pandemic, less than two months away from what feels like the most pivotal election of my lifetime.
Fiona Helmsley·May 25, 2020Of Men and Men and the Burden of EthicsMy son killed a mouse today. He hit it hard with a broom. I learned what he’d done upon returning from the supermarket. My bags were…
Fiona Helmsley·Jul 7, 2019Plucking Towards BethlehemMy mother had good intentions when she bought me the magnifying mirror. It was a Christmas gift, the winter of my forty-first birthday…
Fiona Helmsley·Jun 30, 2019Of Morals and MulligansLately I’ve been reading the writing of novelist and AIDS activist David B. Feinberg. I find his writing from the early 1990s to be highly…
