James Knapp·Apr 5, 2023That Squirrel Has a Fucking Corndog!Where the hell did he even find it?! This is a residential area, not hot dumpster overflow at the annual carnie concessions convention.A response icon3A response icon3
James Knapp·Feb 23, 2023You Fartedon a twin size mattress! there was no escaping it. in my studio apartment we were warm spoons, tenderly embraced, and then suddenly we were…A response icon5A response icon5
James Knapp·Feb 16, 2023SNAKES!!!Death rattle. I am a snake. I will slither and curl up in the warmest place I can only because I hate to be cold. Like I can’t help not…A response icon4A response icon4
James Knapp·Feb 9, 2023Big Honkin’ PipesLook out! (again) It’s the Big Honkin’ Pipe Police come to confiscate another wrench. Righty tighty. Lefty you’re a dead man.A response icon2A response icon2
James Knapp·Feb 2, 2023I’ve Got a Boner For the SunsetThe sun is flickering through a misty gauze of cloud, refracting friscalating beams back from the surface of the deep, shimmering river…A response icon1A response icon1
James Knapp·Jan 26, 2023Three Nazis Walk Into a Unionized Strip ClubIt starts the way it always does.A response icon1A response icon1
James Knapp·Jan 23, 2023You Will Never Do Better Than MeYou will undoubtedly meet someone else someday, and he will love you as much as anyone can. He will be kind and care for you, support you…A response icon6A response icon6
James Knapp·Jan 19, 2023The Minimalist OceanThere’s water and only two kinds of fish: small and medium. Both are gray.A response icon1A response icon1
James Knapp·Jan 12, 2023Boy SkeletonHis limbs are not yet fully formed, but still, he is dead.A response icon1A response icon1
James Knapp·Dec 22, 2022A Bar Walks Into a HorseThe saloon rises from its foundation, clomps clumsily on lead pipe stilts and just so slightly nudges the horse tied up next to it.A response icon2A response icon2
