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Jan 9, 2017

Things I do that I would like science to cure.

But kindly not name after me.

Things I do that I would like science to cure.

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Mar 13, 2018

First-Date Fixes

Proposed solutions to real women’s first date worries.

First-Date Fixes

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Feb 8, 2018

Nonsense Time: An Advice Column

Extrapolated advice from celebrities without their endorsement and/or knowledge, probably.

Nonsense Time: An Advice Column

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Apr 3, 2017

Miscommunications that Happened in a Bathroom I Was in.

Bathrooms are, by their nature, paradoxical spaces. They are both a place to poop in a glorified pot and a place where you go to scrub the…

Miscommunications that Happened in a Bathroom I Was in.

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Feb 9, 2017

“Killing isn’t like smoking. You can quit.”

And other unambiguous life lessons from Basic Instinct

“Killing isn’t like smoking. You can quit.”

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Dec 23, 2016

Pick up a pen, set a timer, it’s probably not Chlamydia.

You know when you get a bikini wax and the woman tells you to exfoliate after but you’re not really listening because her head is between…

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Nov 2, 2016

The Five Stages of Pre-employment: written with all the time I wish I didn’t have.

Perhaps you have heard about the five stages of grief. They are a profound look at the human healing process, and I wish I had come up with…

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Oct 11, 2016

My modern love.

This morning I wrote a letter to my boyfriend because it was the noble thing to do. It reads as follows:

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Oct 11, 2016

I hope I taste great.

Here’s the thing to know about me: I’m never so sad that I lose my appetite. Sometimes I pretend that I am because the part of my brain…

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Grace Bianchetti

Essays on movies, sisterhood, love, and occasionally my semi-sensational sex-life. Contact: grace.c.shaffer[at]gmail[dot]com

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