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Ian Goldstein

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Slackjaw

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Ian Goldstein

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Jun 7, 2022

How I Make $5,000 Every Month — Even Though I’m Always On A Rollercoaster

Passive income is easier when you’re having fun

How I Make $5,000 Every Month — Even Though I’m Always On A Rollercoaster

Ian Goldstein

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Jun 1, 2021

A random thought as 30 approaches

A brief rant.

A random thought as 30 approaches

Ian Goldstein

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May 11, 2021

It’s All Exhausting

You have to exercise.

It’s All Exhausting

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Slackjaw

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Ian Goldstein

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Feb 20, 2021

Seriously, Why Do I Need To Chew My Food Before Swallowing?

Break down my food first? How about I break down you?

Seriously, Why Do I Need To Chew My Food Before Swallowing?

Ian Goldstein

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Feb 4, 2021

Jeff Bezos’ First Day After Stepping Down as Amazon CEO

It’s not exactly retirement, but it’s close.

Jeff Bezos’ First Day After Stepping Down as Amazon CEO

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Slackjaw

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Ian Goldstein

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Dec 17, 2020

Lists You’ll Never Make It Onto

Life is a never-ending series of prestigious lists you don’t qualify for.

Lists You’ll Never Make It Onto

Ian Goldstein

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Dec 9, 2020

Comedy Writer Mike Sacks Thinks Most Gen X Movies Were Bullshit…And Now He’s Written One

Over the last few years, comedy writer Mike Sacks, author of NYTimes bestseller Poking a Dead Frog, has begun publishing comedic…

Comedy Writer Mike Sacks Thinks Most Gen X Movies Were Bullshit…And Now He’s Written One

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Slackjaw

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Ian Goldstein

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Nov 2, 2020

When To Wear Your New Cycling Outfit And Why It’s All The Time

The world must know you can ride a bike.

When To Wear Your New Cycling Outfit And Why It’s All The Time

Ian Goldstein

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Oct 7, 2020

How Showering & Anxious Plane Rides Help Comedian Jhanelle Dennis Get Her Writing Done

Speaking with the Toronto native about finding her voice in comedy.

How Showering & Anxious Plane Rides Help Comedian Jhanelle Dennis Get Her Writing Done

Ian Goldstein

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Sep 7, 2020

Musings On Being Furloughed Before Labor Day Weekend

Why can’t I finish anything?

Musings On Being Furloughed Before Labor Day Weekend

Ian Goldstein

Ian Goldstein

Writer/producer/person based in Brooklyn. Work in: New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Vulture, Slackjaw, Points In Case. I eat many doughnuts, regardless of my funds.

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