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Nov 1

If You Enjoy Searching For Waldo, You’ll Love Trying To Find Our Site’s Cancel Button

We’ve taken great care in developing this cancel button because we love you, your email address, phone number, and credit card information…

If You Enjoy Searching For Waldo, You’ll Love Trying To Find Our Site’s Cancel Button

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Slackjaw

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Jennifer Haubrich

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Oct 23

Introducing New And Improved Opposable Thumbs™

They refuse to support your bad ideas — or anyone’s.

Introducing New And Improved Opposable Thumbs™

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The Belladonna Comedy

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Jennifer Haubrich

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Sep 21

The Percentage Breakdown Of Why You’re Wearing That Style Of Pants

11% Starting to see the appeal of Early Bird specials

The Percentage Breakdown Of Why You’re Wearing That Style Of Pants

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Slackjaw

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Jennifer Haubrich

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Jun 30

Clearly, You’re Not Even Trying To Eat Enough Protein

Add protein powder to your coffee. How much? If you don’t need to eat your coffee with a soup spoon, it’s not enough.

Clearly, You’re Not Even Trying To Eat Enough Protein

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Slackjaw

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Jennifer Haubrich

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Apr 27

An Urgent Message About Reducing Your Consumption Of Consumable Contentless Content

You can’t afford to miss this!

An Urgent Message About Reducing Your Consumption Of Consumable Contentless Content

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Frazzled

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Jennifer Haubrich

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Apr 24

FAQs When Your Teen Daughter Calls You “Cute”

i.e., Does it mean you’re no longer embarrassing?

Teen girl hugging her middle-aged mom from the side, with a thought bubble saying, “Look at this middle-aged woman — ADORABLE!”

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Slackjaw

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Jennifer Haubrich

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Nov 12, 2025

Imagined Compliments From Drivers Stopped Next To Me At Red Lights

Those sunglasses are so cool; I barely noticed that you’re driving a minivan.

Imagined Compliments From Drivers Stopped Next To Me At Red Lights

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Frazzled

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Jennifer Haubrich

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Sep 22, 2025

How I Imagine the 21st Century College Experience Was Invented

In a single conversation

An inventor surrounded my images of a lightbulb, a pile of cash, a college dorm, college students, a keg of beer, and a fraternity sweatshirt.

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Frazzled

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Jennifer Haubrich

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Aug 9, 2025

10 Little-Known Holidays Ideal for Deliriously Exhausted Parents

And how to celebrate each one

Three yawning parents. One wears a jack o’lantern headband, one a Santa hat, and one a set of bunny ears.

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Frazzled

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Jennifer Haubrich

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Jul 30, 2025

The Mystery of the Missing Water Bottle

Episode #437 of mom’s life as a detective

Close-up image of a bulletin board with notes, items, and red strings with a cartoon detective in the foreground looking through a magnifying glass.

Jennifer Haubrich

Jennifer Haubrich

Finding the funny in relationships, parenting, life, and personifying inanimate objects. Contact: jenniferh@lumieremedia.com

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