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Jun 5, 2024

Can’t Afford Ozempic For Weight Loss? Try Panic Attacks.

Being in a sustained state of alarm may not make you very fun at parties but boy you’ll look swell.

Can’t Afford Ozempic For Weight Loss? Try Panic Attacks.

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The Establishment

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Melanie LaForce

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Mar 30, 2018

Congratulations On Your Acceptance To Goop Academy Of Witchcraft & Wizardry

The selection committee was particularly impressed with your kale porridge detox recipe.

Congratulations On Your Acceptance To Goop Academy Of Witchcraft & Wizardry

Melanie LaForce

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Sep 23, 2024

Find Prime American Land For Your Rural Retreat!

If you don’t mind a little environmental damage, there’s still plenty to go around.

Find Prime American Land For Your Rural Retreat!

Melanie LaForce

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Jul 26, 2024

Product Reviews From A Childless Cat Lady

Harris’s Depression Juice

Product Reviews From A Childless Cat Lady

Melanie LaForce

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Jul 1, 2024

Qualifying Medical Emergencies For Abortion In Idaho

Hear ye, Hear ye, this meeting of the Idaho Secret PuppetMaster Governing Body of Men shall come to order. Silence your Blackberries’ stock…

Qualifying Medical Emergencies For Abortion In Idaho

Melanie LaForce

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Jan 12, 2023

How to Say “I’ll Cut A Bitch” Without Tipping Off the NSA

I’m late to the party, but have been watching The Americans non-stop for several weeks. Now every time I take my dog out to shit, I’m…

Tai from Clueless gives Cher a dirty look.

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Recluse Babe

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Melanie LaForce

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Dec 22, 2022

Perfect Christmas

“Penises popping fervently as Veuve Cliquot…”

Perfect Christmas

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Recluse Babe

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Melanie LaForce

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Nov 21, 2022

THINK YOU CAN’T HAVE A KETO THANKSGIVING? THINK AGAIN.

Keto is the diet trend sweeping the world! A keto diet eliminates empty-calorie carbs and maximizes fats. Unlike sugar-filled Easter and…

Meme of a woman in a canoe floating on mashed potatoes with the text “This is Me, Dreaming of Thanksgiving.

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Recluse Babe

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Jul 23, 2021

Alley Birdwatching Club

Megan and I started the Alley Birdwatching Club on the back deck of my Chicago house. Megan, an avid bird watcher, had recently turned me…

Alley Birdwatching Club

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Recluse Babe

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Melanie LaForce

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Jul 13, 2021

Unearthing Stories Of 18th & 19th Century Black Folks With Emaline And ‘Nem.

All images curated by Kimberly Annece Henderson, @emalineandthem.

Unearthing Stories Of 18th & 19th Century Black Folks With Emaline And ‘Nem.

Melanie LaForce

Melanie LaForce

Melanie LaForce is a writer & comedian. FLX/LA-based. IG:@melanielaforceofficial; Shows & pilot scripts— melanielaforce.com; Book - cornfedbook.com

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