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22h ago

How not to complete university by abusing the trust of your ADHD chicken protégé: today’s TERRIBLE…

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

How not to complete university by abusing the trust of your ADHD chicken protégé: today’s TERRIBLE…

Mikey Clarke

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6d ago

How to out-gorgeous Sauron: today’s TERRIBLE advice

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

How to out-gorgeous Sauron: today’s TERRIBLE advice

Mikey Clarke

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Nov 5

How to Australianly explode every redhead like Nazis proximal to Arks: today’s TERRIBLE advice

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

How to Australianly explode every redhead like Nazis proximal to Arks: today’s TERRIBLE advice

Mikey Clarke

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Nov 2

How to bankrupt every hospital and every insurance-org by crashing motorbikes, gargling morphine…

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

How to bankrupt every hospital and every insurance-org by crashing motorbikes, gargling morphine…

Mikey Clarke

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Nov 2

On buying a payday-loan Ferrari from Sir Scarface: today’s TERRIBLE advice

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group nourishes GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

On buying a payday-loan Ferrari from Sir Scarface: today’s TERRIBLE advice

Mikey Clarke

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Oct 27

On asserting one’s cerebral magnificence by crushing one’s birthgiver into a metal cube: today’s…

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

On asserting one’s cerebral magnificence by crushing one’s birthgiver into a metal cube: today’s…

Mikey Clarke

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Oct 27

Al-Capone-esque rival-whacking tactics, delicate bedroom raunch, bourgeois softcocks, and goyim…

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

Al-Capone-esque rival-whacking tactics, delicate bedroom raunch, bourgeois softcocks, and goyim…

Mikey Clarke

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Oct 26

On relieving one’s gay anxieties via Robocop, Alex Jones, Pepe Le Pew, BRIAN BLESSED, and dickhead…

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

On relieving one’s gay anxieties via Robocop, Alex Jones, Pepe Le Pew, BRIAN BLESSED, and dickhead…

Mikey Clarke

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Oct 26

On handling scalding soup by nuzzling Chernobyl and cunnilinguing Al Capone: today’s TERRIBLE…

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

On handling scalding soup by nuzzling Chernobyl and cunnilinguing Al Capone: today’s TERRIBLE…

Mikey Clarke

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Oct 26

On combating shoplifting accusations by dribbling lab ethanol on every breathalyser in Christendom…

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

On combating shoplifting accusations by dribbling lab ethanol on every breathalyser in Christendom…

Mikey Clarke

Mikey Clarke

Home of THE SEXYVERSE NOVELS: waging war via romance and flirting and rad erotic tension. Story excerpts, updates, fab articles galore. http://mikeyclarke.co.nz

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