Brian Firenzi·Nov 25, 2022Great News: The Man at the End of the Dock Has a Black Friday Deal For YouHope you’ve had your fill of the sinful roasted fowl and the damp bread contained within its anus…because Thanksgiving is over and now you…
Brian Firenzi·Nov 23, 2022I’ve Signed Up for the New Social Media Site, Gormmmmm333~ssEveryone’s fleeing Twitter like it’s the end of the film Lincoln and Lincoln just straight-up died. But what social media app are we all…
Brian Firenzi·Nov 22, 20225 Bike Tricks You Can Do to Stop the Tears From ComingSo you did it. You finally are about to cry. Maybe you’re crying because the Governor just made porn illegal. Maybe it’s because your…
Brian Firenzi·Nov 20, 2022All Hail the WarmcornWhat I need most when I see Dwayne “The John”son kill a man is to have inverted vegetables.
Brian Firenzi·Jan 1, 2021Lab in Disney+ Headquarters Reports Sudden Outbreak of Star Wars ShowsMANHATTAN — As COVID-19 cases surge around the country and hospitals are forced to turn ambulances away, more grim news is on the horizon…
Brian Firenzi·Apr 23, 2020Quibi Quibi Yah, Quibi Yeah, Quibi YayHerewith are the collected works from the live Quibi pilot-writing streams, airing on twitch.tv/bfirenzi during the month of April, 2020…
Brian Firenzi·Nov 22, 2019A Marvel MovieStarting at 5 PM on November 21st, 2019, I began streaming live on Twitch, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter, and started tapping away in a…
Brian Firenzi·May 3, 2019Back to the Drawing Board: “Sonic the Hedgehog” CGI Team to Give Detective Pikachu Human BallsThe internet complained vociferously upon release of the new Sonic the Hedgehog trailer, with thousands of tweets slamming the visual…
Brian Firenzi·Apr 26, 2019Oh No: I Urinated For Three Straight Hours During “Avengers: Endgame”It began innocently enough. A cushy theater seat. A popped bag of corn. An usher telling us the runtime for “Avengers: Endgame” would be…A response icon1A response icon1
