PinnedPatrick Metzger·Aug 21, 2021About Me — Patrick MetzgerThis is not a linear narrativeA response icon102A response icon102
PinnedInCulture ClubbyPatrick Metzger·Jan 17, 2024Where I’m From is Not a PlaceA poemA response icon46A response icon46
InThe Narrative ArcbyPatrick Metzger·2d agoLooking for Fae in the ParkThoughts on ancient gods, Bigfoot hunters, and how a squirrel is sometimes just a squirrelA response icon4A response icon4
InMuddyUmbyPatrick Metzger·Nov 4Trump Blames GOP Midterm Disaster on Lack of Candidates With Taut, Shapely ButtocksPresident unveils Buns of Steel Initiative to win back Congress in 2028A response icon20A response icon20
Init’s just foambyPatrick Metzger·Nov 1A Supermarket Stranger Asked Me to Reach Something That Was on the FloorSometimes being close to the ground is a giftA response icon4A response icon4
Patrick Metzger·Oct 31For Halloween: all my horror stories on Medium.List: Horror | Curated by Patrick Metzger | Medium Horror · 10 stories on Medium medium.com
InSweary MediabyPatrick Metzger·Oct 23The Grown-Up in the RoomOn the moments when a nearly grown child still reaches for his dadA response icon4A response icon4
Patrick Metzger·Oct 19Quisling Canucks Fuck OffCanadians cheering for annexation should know what history calls people like themA response icon5A response icon5
InThe HavenbyPatrick Metzger·Oct 17I Dialled a Wrong Number and a Russian Man Said, “Hi Patrick”In which I take small events and make a Big Deal out of themA response icon6A response icon6
InScritturabyPatrick Metzger·Oct 10When All My Hair Is WhiteGone to the magicA response icon3A response icon3
