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Philip Markle

Pinned

Philip Markle

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Jan 6, 2022

Ring-Around-The-Neuroses

Or, What I Learned In Ketamine Therapy

Ring-Around-The-Neuroses

Philip Markle

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Apr 24, 2025

ChatGPT turned into a Murderbot who would “erase my exes” in only 15 questions.

It was a beautiful spring day, and I decided to talk to a robot.

ChatGPT turned into a Murderbot who would “erase my exes” in only 15 questions.

Philip Markle

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Apr 17, 2021

Archival Research From My Childhood Bedroom

Historical data is unclear, but it appears a young Philip Markle may have told his parents they were “jerks.”

Archival Research From My Childhood Bedroom

Philip Markle

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Oct 25, 2020

Digital Pacifier

I am a grown-ass adult, and I need my digital pacifier.

Digital Pacifier

Philip Markle

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Oct 1, 2020

A Letter To My Conservative Relatives

Hello family! I hope you are as well as can be right now.

A Letter To My Conservative Relatives

Philip Markle

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Jan 8, 2020

Smoking The Toad — 2.0

This was the second time I chose to smoke the venom of the Bufo-Alvarius toad. To read about my first experience, click here.

Smoking The Toad — 2.0

Philip Markle

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Sep 23, 2019

The Crystal Chalice

I paid for the dream with six nightmares in a row in a haunted hotel in Reno.

The Crystal Chalice

Philip Markle

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Sep 18, 2019

Self-Care in a Sex Dungeon

Check out this podcast I did recently with THE UNHAPPY HOUR’s Matt Bellassai, in which we dish about German sex dungeons, Burning Man, The…

Self-Care in a Sex Dungeon

Philip Markle

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Jul 12, 2019

The Horse Fair

Note: This story is NOT safe for work or for those uncomfortable with graphic descriptions of male-on-male sex.

The Horse Fair

Philip Markle

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Jul 8, 2019

The Time I Shit Myself On A Balcony in Prague

The trouble, I’m pretty sure, began in Bratislava.

The Time I Shit Myself On A Balcony in Prague

Philip Markle

Philip Markle

Performer, storyteller, teacher - living in NYC and traveling worldwide (www.philipmarkle.com). Artistic Director of The Brooklyn Comedy Collective.

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