InThe HavenbyTeeJay Small·Sep 16Ed Sheeran Announces New Non-Political Opening Act: Benjamin NetanyahuTickets reportedly cost an arm and a leg!A response icon1A response icon1
InThe HavenbyTeeJay Small·Aug 4Jokes About The News, Your W-2s, And The President’s HuesVolume 13 of my ongoing series lampooning the weirdest headlines of the week.
InThe HavenbyTeeJay Small·Apr 1I Used To Love War, Before It Got All PoliticalWelcome to Woke War 3, I guess.
TeeJay Small·Oct 18, 2025The FCC Can’t Cancel These Jokes About The News — Only The Cruel March Of Time Can Do That!The government may be shut down, but I can’t shut the hell up.A response icon1A response icon1
TeeJay Small·Sep 11, 2025Nobody Should Ever Die Under Any Circumstances, No Matter WhatFrom Jesus Christ to Jeffrey Epstein, everybody is completely equal in every way.
InThe HavenbyTeeJay Small·Dec 25, 2023100+ Jokes About The News!A complete compendium of the first 10 volumes, originally run in The Haven from April 2022-November 2023.A response icon2A response icon2
TeeJay Small·Nov 23, 2023Jokes About The News To Share While You Pass The GravyIf you’re lucky, these laughs might give your racist uncle a massive coronary!
InThe HavenbyTeeJay Small·Oct 31, 2023Parents, Make Sure To Check For Fentanyl In Your Kids’ Halloween Cocaine!Trip or tweak!
InThe HavenbyTeeJay Small·Jul 20, 2023Some Striking Jokes About This Week’s NewsBans on abortion, financial extortion, and changes in portions…A response icon1A response icon1
InThe HavenbyTeeJay Small·Jul 4, 2023I’m Okay With Patriotism, Just Don’t Shove It In My FaceAnd definitely don’t do it in front of the children!
