Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo·Sep 22Vice President Shettima’s United Nations General Assembly Speech (A Rejected Draft)Mr. President, Mr. Secretary-General of the United Nations, Your Excellencies, Heads of State and Government, Distinguished Delegates…
Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo·Sep 22Tinubu Finally Solves His Chicago ProblemPresident Bola Ahmed Tinubu has finally solved his Chicago problem. It is a dream come true for the president of the most populous African…
Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo·Sep 1What Dolly Parton Taught a Nigerian Boy About Love, Life, and StorytellingBy Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo
Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo·Aug 21, 2025Last week, President Trump fired Dr.Her fatal mistake? Publishing a jobs report that showed the economy added just 73,000 jobs — a number Trump believes is 1,927,000 too low…
Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo·Aug 21, 2025Why Donald J. Trump Deserves a Nobel Peace Prize (Eventually)He didn’t descend the golden escalator this time. No, this campaign began more modestly: They eat the dogs. They eat the cats. Their food…
Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo·Aug 21, 2025Forget Nobel Peace Prize! How Trump Can Earn A First-Class Ticket To HeavenI’m in shock. Donald Trump doesn’t want the Nobel Peace Prize anymore. He wants something shinier: a first-class ticket to heaven, ideally…
Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo·Aug 4, 2025Dear Africans: We, Nigerians, know our wahala is too much — love us anywayFalling in love with a Nigerian is not for the faint-hearted. Sissies need not apply. It requires patience, a tolerance for contradictions…
Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo·Jul 31, 2025How to Get Nigeria to Fight the Igbo and the Yoruba Simultaneously — And Save the Rest of UsFour years ago, back when Buhari still had two years left in his disastrous second term in office, I wrote what might be the dumbest…
Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo·May 12, 2025I Did Not Write Natasha’s Terrible SatireLook, I know Pius Adesanmi is gone. Wada Nas, too. I suspect Olatunji Dare, Ndaeyọ Uko, Tunde Asaju, and J.K. Randle have quietly retired…
Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo·Mar 17, 2025Why you should want to live in the year 3025From 1025 to 2025, the world has undergone a transformation exceeding 1000% in scale and impact. Given our era’s rapid expansion of…