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May 14, 2021

We Are ZIPIT™ Convertible Pants, And This Is Our Application To Become The Official Convertible…

You already have an official toilet, so it’s really not that big of a stretch.

We Are ZIPIT™ Convertible Pants, And This Is Our Application To Become The Official Convertible…

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Sep 28

The Naked Chicken Chalupa is Back, But at What Cost?

The year was 2017 B.N.C.C (Before Naked Chicken Chalupa). No one had ever yodeled in a Walmart. The green M&M was still sexy. A Chalupa was…

The Naked Chicken Chalupa is Back, But at What Cost?

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Aug 28

15 Taglines Explored By Callaway Golf Before Landing On Their Current Tagline “Nothing Beats This”

The Best Clubs When Push Comes to Shove

15 Taglines Explored By Callaway Golf Before Landing On Their Current Tagline “Nothing Beats This”

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Jan 13

A Chicago Fire Crossover Event

“Don’t die on me, son,” the chief of staff, who totally has time for this, pants between chest compressions.

A Chicago Fire Crossover Event

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Sep 12, 2024

A Day In The Life Of The Woman On Wife Swap Spending 2 Weeks With the Charmin Bear Family

5:15 AM: The sun is not yet up when I wake in a cold sweat. Whether from the inevitability of a bowel movement or fear I am unsure, as the…

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Apr 30, 2023

I Started Sleeping Naturally, And You Should Too

Ambien isn’t always as pure as you think it is.

I Started Sleeping Naturally, And You Should Too

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May 16, 2022

100 Better Taglines For UNTUCKit Shirts Than Their Original Tagline: Shirts Designed To Be Worn…

SUCKit Normal Shirts!

100 Better Taglines For UNTUCKit Shirts Than Their Original Tagline: Shirts Designed To Be Worn…

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Feb 26, 2022

From The Archives Of Planet Earth: David Attenborough Narrates Himself Becoming A Werewolf

Just as tadpoles become frogs, men become bloodthirsty creatures of the night…

From The Archives Of Planet Earth: David Attenborough Narrates Himself Becoming A Werewolf

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Aug 13, 2021

Common French Phrases

Bonjour!

Common French Phrases

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May 28, 2021

Daily Itinerary of a RollerCoaster Tycoon Patron

12:40–1:00 P.M: Drowning!

Daily Itinerary of a RollerCoaster Tycoon Patron

Tracy Silagi

Tracy Silagi

By day, and most days also by night, Tracy is a copywriter at an advertising agency. She promises she’s not trying to sell you anything here.

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