Also, i published a book 😼✌🏼

Here’s the link, thought it’s only in spanish

She’s my protagonist, by the amazing @ itau3u on Instagram 😼😼✌🏼

charcharbooks:

I made a new tumblr blog for my book info! So that it will not get sidetracked hehe.

loccorocco:

Was riding a provincial bus with my friend. The bus braked hard, and she caught me by the forehead. It was a meaty smack

demoncas:

important personality test: mario kart main, gas station order (candy, drink, chip), animal you were obsessed with when you were 8, lightsaber color, and lastly: vampires, werewolves or dragons?

orphiclovers-deactivated2026032:

If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my ‘the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie’ theory

jonairadreaming:

nyansense-the-nyanbinary:

romanticalgirl:

captainclickycat:

fieldbears:

rowantheexplorer:

cynaram:

sue-doneem:

inimitably-ineffable:

randomishnickname:

One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”

Not to mention the plot tropes.

“I don’t think the Highschool AU is going to come in too strong this year. Fandoms a touch jaded for that. But the hurt/comfort is growin’ thick as weeds and twice as fast. It’ll be a good harvest, fer sure.”

@cynaram

“I hear over at [neighbouring fandom] they’re putting the top field into fix-it fics.”

“Yes, ‘twould be.  They had a hard season last year, a right hard season.” 

“You think I ought to plant a little Sailor Moon Wild West AU? Don’t know if anything would come of it. Might not make it to harvest.”

“Won’t know until you plant it, will you?”

“Ah, a heritage crop.”

The shipping forecast.

The Fandom Almanac

“I think I’m going to sow some rarepairs this season. Don’t know what the market for ‘em will be, but I can eat ‘em if nobody else wants to.”

Petition to start referring to fanworks as ‘produce’ and stop calling it ‘content’.

Produce = Fresh. Tasty. Nutritious. Contains some ppm of Love.

Content = Lifeless. Sterile. An obligation.

cpericardium:

parried three bait posts in a row

victusinveritas:

aubryjoi:

aubryjoi:

Pigeons sketches because I love pigeons so very much ✏️💜

I made stickers! They’ll be dropping in my shop for a limited time on 3/28 🫶

sapphireh3arts:

me and my girlfriend just got nuked at the same time and got the same email from staff.

“we may choose to stop providing service to an account, at any time, for any reason, or none at all.” “internally generated report” oh so you’re admitting you just nuke people’s accounts according to your staff members personal prejudiced whims????????