More cute things from my cute kids. (March-Oct 2017)
3-27-17 Kira: "He is mad!" Me: "Why?" Kira: "A robber stole his money. The robber likes shiny money and his money was really, really, really, really, really, really, really shiny!"
3-30-17 Eden: "It's not my fault I was sick." Jasmine: "Well, It kind of is. You must have touched some germs."
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4-06-17 Me: "Kira, please pick up your stuff in the living room."
Kira: "Uuhh, can't a robot do it?"
4-10-17 As I was making myself a hamburger patty-- Acacia: "Are you making a sausage pancake?"
4-10-17 I've been trying to teach Bria the signs for 'please', 'more' and 'thank you'. Today she was sitting on Russ' lap and clearly wanted a piece of Kira's cookie. I said, "Can you say please?" Bria practically jumped off his lap onto mine and started signing 'please' on MY chest! We were laughing so hard!
4-17-17 Jasmine: "I'm in a fight with the wall. It doesn't think I come from good stock."
4-23-17 On the way home from Sunday School, Kira was telling me the story they learned which happened to be the story of Adam & Eve. When she got done I asked her, "Why did God tell them not to eat from that tree?" Kira: "I don't know but I think it was because there was a snake on it."
5-14-17 Kira: "Those flat pickles make my mouth spice to death."
5-20-17 Acacia: "That sign said Limon; like lemon and lime!"
5-20-17 Jasmine: "What if a guy's last name was Juice and his first name was Tongue? Tongue Juice! *giggle* We could call him Spit!"
5-20-17 Watching Monsters University-- Jasmine: "Monsters get scared?" Me: "Yes. That's why they scare people; to compensate for their own crippling fear." Jasmine: "Oh, yeah. I knew that."
5-26-17 Jasmine: "Instead of flowers for my recital...I want you to bring me Shopkins."
5-27-17 Eden after recital: "Pretty much if we are wearing half-soles, they cry."
6-13-17 My poor Jasmine got my propensity for worry. Today she said, "I'm worried about you getting a bad infection and then getting sick and needing surgery and dying and then I'd have to go to regular school."
6-18-17 I was sitting on the couch after mowing the lawn when Kira comes and gives me a hug. Then she asks, "Do you have the chicken pox? Because it smells like you do."
6-21-17 Bria's first understandable & repeated sentence! "I did it"
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7-01-17 Kira: "Mommy, can I sleep on your floor?"
Me: "No." Kira: "I don't want to sleep with Acacia. She stinks and I will smell her!"
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8-21-17 Eden (In her best tongue in cheek conspiracy theory voice): "What if NASA created the solar eclipse to make money for all the eye doctors?"
8-22-17 Jasmine: "That's the good thing about photographing nature. You don't have tell it to cooperate."
9-11-17 Kira: "Mommy, your boobies smell like chicken strips!"
9-11-17 Came out of violin to the stink of the town and were discussing what it was. Kira: "I think it's kangaroo poop."
9-21-17 Kira: "Jasmine, do these aspertames make you have energy?" Jasmine: "They are Altoids."
9-30-17 Jasmine: "Elvis looks like he'd be a bad kisser."
10-01-17 Acacia reading a laffy taffy joke, "Where did the dentist go on vacation?" Kira: "West Virginia!"
10-01-17 Kira:(while leaving church) "Apparently no one said I was beautiful."
10-04-17 Kira: "Mommy, I want to be like you when I grow up. I don't want to get in a car crash. You almost got in a car crash once. But you're good at not getting in a car crash so I want to be like you when I grow up."
10-05-17 Kira: "I'm thirsty all the way up to God and back down to the grass!"
