WE CAME, WE SAWED, WE CONQUERED

by ABSURDEITY

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DEATH BY METAL 666
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DEATH BY METAL 666 ABSURDEITY Strikes Again with the Sweet Smell of Brutality Favorite track: 4. BLOODFIRE OBLITERATION.
karel666
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karel666 If you miss Torture Division then Absurdeity is for you! Guiter riffs are like saws, and guttural vokills are crushing your eardrums. GORE HARVEST REVELATION is such a nice love song! This album rips! Favorite track: 6. GORE HARVEST REVELATION.
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Matthi Willows Aaaahhh… our King has delivered once again. Even the beautifully morbid cover art sets the tone perfectly. I just heard the first track and it absolutely tore me apart. No one carves finer pieces from a rotten carcass than our King.
HAILZ, MY KING 🤘🏽
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1.
Walking through the storm The soil is wet and I’m prepared Carve the earth with my hands This is my will and my demands With every shovel, a body laid to rest Fuck them all, my cock through their chests I piss on this funeral, another buried whore Cleansed of the sins I’ve done Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig as many graves as my hands can handle These graves, a gallery of my insanity As lightning strikes, I howl at the moon I’m the Reaper and the Hunter Death will come soon The tears that I shed I’m in bed with the dead With a heart of stone and a soul turned cold The tears that I shed I’m in bed with the dead With a heart of stone and a soul turned cold I skullfuck the corpse once again These graves, a gallery of my insanity As lightning strikes, I howl at the moon I’m the Reaper and the Hunter Death will come soon The tears that I shed I’m in bed with the dead With a heart of stone and a soul turned cold The tears that I shed I’m in bed with the dead With a heart of stone and a soul turned cold I skullfuck the corpse once again I skullfuck the corpse once again
2.
Walk the path of bloodbath Dance with the blade in my hands Playing in the blood My life is kissed by the fire of wrath Their guts paint the walls A river of semen flows With a wicked grin, I am erect In the dead of night, here I come! Slitting throats, fucking goats With every cut I scream and yearn Slitting throats, fucking goats My empire of gore returns Slitting throats, fucking goats With every cut, I scream and yearn Slitting throats, fucking goats My empire of gore returns Slitting throats, fucking goats With every cut I smell the rot Slitting throats, fucking goats Your corpse is everything I got Slitting throats, fucking goats In bile and pus I come undone Slitting throats, fucking goats Goats at my feet, a divine sacrifice You’ll give me head as your laughter dies Cutting your throat, now see me gloat Limbs flying, a spectacle of gore A spectacle of gore Slitting throats, fucking goats With every cut I scream and yearn Slitting throats, fucking goats My empire of gore returns Slitting throats, fucking goats With every cut I smell the rot Slitting throats, fucking goats Your corpse is everything I got Slitting throats, fucking goats In bile and pus I come undone Slitting throats, fucking goats
3.
This noose, your neck This saw, your face This hammer, your head This hell, your home This death, your throne This fire, your limbs Suffocate, masturbate, eradicate Terminate, masticate, violate, mutilate Suffocate, masturbate, eradicate Entangled, fucking mangled and strangled This knife, your eyes This gun, your mouth This axe, your throat These plyers, your teeth This razor, your skin In pain you shall be Suffocate, masturbate, eradicate Terminate, masticate, violate, mutilate Suffocate, masturbate, eradicate Entangled, fucking mangled and strangled Suffocate, masturbate, obliterate Terminate, masticate, violate, mutilate Suffocate, masturbate, dominate Entangled, fucking mangled and strangled Shower you in your guts I eat your rotting crotch Sick and perverted lust All my friends are here to watch Rivers of blood are flowing Draining you of life A heap of flesh to devour It used to be my wife This hammer, your head This saw, your face This noose, your neck Your death, my throne This fire, your limbs This hell, your home This gun, your mouth This axe, your throat This knife, your eyes This chainsaw, your arms These plyers, your teeth Ejaculate!
4.
You laughed at me, turned me away Now I’m the Reaper, now come what may The hate in my veins, a burning sensation Working my mission to murder and slay Bloodfire obliteration No more pain, all numb inside Terror screams your name as you die I rape the soul, my sickening goal In the darkness of chaos there’s blood all around I refuse to remain sane Bloodfire obliteration Bloodcum deranged fixation Now you will die! Bloodfire obliteration Die! Bloodfire obliteration There are no answers I kill because I can A million ways to kill you Slaughter is my brand A meathook salvation My putrid twisted plan I murder generations Massive death erection Now I’m the Reaper, now come what may The pain in my veins, a burning sensation Working my mission to murder and slay Bloodfire obliteration So much blood, all numb inside Satan screams your name as you die I rape the head of the glorious dead In the darkness of chaos there’s blood all around I will remain insane Bloodfire! Bloodfire! Blood!
5.
Knives slice through the night Snuff out the light I kill, and ecstasy draws near I rule the game of bringing fear Torment flows, or so the saying goes Begin this funeral mass Let chaos reign as the last breath fades We’re coming to the end of days I have all these bullets And the only thing I see is your fucking face Torment flows, or so the saying goes Begin this funeral mass Bring the blade, cut off the head Must kill, I’m fucking possessed Cunt! Knives will go through flesh and bone Take pride in this funeral mass Knives slice through the night Snuff out the light I kill and ecstasy draws near I rule the game of bringing fear Knives will go through flesh and bone Take pride in this funeral mass Bring the saw, everyone is in awe I will bring you life’s demise Cascading torment, funeral masses Cascading torment, funeral masses Cascading torment, funeral masses Cascading torment and funeral masses
6.
Embrace the rotting frame I am the one to blame With each caress, death's bitter breath We’ll always be together With every pulse I’m throbbing In this tale of graveyard robbing My God, you are so soft Your skin is oh-so cold I will love you forever and ever You break with every thrust I’m sorry, but I must... Sick, disgust, eternal Cemetery secrets softly swirl I’m lost in this rotting girl Fingers trace the fragile skin Today is the day when I begin I drink her blood and slide it in Flesh entwined in these dreams Fingers trace the fragile skin Today is the day when I begin I love the taste of my own sins Flesh impaled beauty queen I’ve tasted the darkness, and the darkness is mine The scent of perversion, a perfume of lust She gargles my name with a mouth full of cum Her lifeless eyes feed the demon inside Caress the rotting frame You’ll never be the same Feell me enter your shallow grave We’re meant to be together In life, in death, in heaven With every pulse, I’m throbbing My God, you are so soft Your skin is oh-so cold I will love you forever and ever You break with every thrust I feed on carnal lust Sick, disgust, eternal Gore harvest revelation Gore harvest revelation
7.
Welcome to grotesquery Here I practice butchery Say hello to tyranny Mangled heads and rotten flesh Do the work with no regrets Death is here and I am Death This is all a bloody mess Twisted bodies churn in the filth Echoes of murder, a storm of blood Wretched humans on display Gruesome tactics lead the way Knives and axes are my trade Grind my teeth and on I slay As darkness falls I uncover In slaughter I find my lover In death you will be my significant other As darkness falls I uncover In slaughter I find my lover In death you will be my significant other Twisted bodies churn in the filth Echoes of murder, a storm of blood Welcome to grotesquery Here I practice butchery Say hello to tyranny Revel in absurdities You are dead and very much grotesque My deeds are done, the corpse is very fresh I lay it down and practice oral sex You are dead and very much grotesque My deeds are done, the corpse is very fresh I lay it down and practice oral sex Oh, you are so beautiful in death You are dead and very much grotesque My deeds are done, the corpse is very fresh I lay it down and practice oral sex Oh, you are so beautiful in death
8.
Life decays, a feast of flies The stench of the dead, it never dies Rotting torso, a putrid smell For what I’ve done, I’m damned to Hell Bones break like twigs Squeal like a pig Bury you in shit Rotten and forgotten Slime infested putrid brain Worms crawl through your rotten flesh Eternal wrath and charred remains I’ll wear your skin like pants of mesh Vile and decomposed Brought here just to die Feasting on your flesh Blood is released Gouge out the eyes Vengeance is unleashed Senseless, traumatized Rotten and forgotten Inside the chaos I heard you scream Chopped in half, steel meets skin A morbid art, a killer’s dream In this morbid ballet I dance to win Inside the chaos I hear you weep Chopped in half, steel meets skin A morbid art, I kill to win Blessed be the Lord The Murder King The Murder King Bones break like twigs Squeal like a pig Bury you in shit Rotten and forgotten Life decays, a feast of flies The stench of the dead, it never dies Rotting torso, a putrid smell Welcome home, welcome to Hell A sight so sore for sullen eyes The stench of death, it never dies Rotting torso, a putrid smell You are home, welcome to Hell Welcome to Hell Welcome to Hell
9.
Faster than the speed of light I chop and chop to great delight Severed heads stacked on a pile Feel the rage, embrace the doom With every skull my heart goes boom Bleed the pain, thy emptied veins Faceripping death Destruction of the human race Faceripping motherfucking death Incinerating death Determined to ruin Faceripping motherfucking death Faceripping death Destruction of the human race Faceripping motherfucking death Faceripping death Obliterate and terminate Faceripping motherfucking death Layer by layer, unveiling the horror The slaughter of children continues tomorrow Feeding the hunger that drives me insane They are but little lambs in a world of sorrow Faceripping death Destruction of the human race Faceripping motherfucking death Incinerating death Determined to ruin Faceripping motherfucking death Layer by layer, unspeakable terror The slaughter of humans continues tomorrow Feeding the hunger that drives me insane They are but lambs in a world of blame Claim their silence, claim their lives Pray and slay to much delight Chop, chop, chop all day and night Crush their skulls with hammer blasts Kill them first and rape them last Fuck humanity in its ass Die!

about

“- The fuck is Absurdeity?!", I hear you ask.

Well, pure death metal terror with a few slabs of thrash and black metal thrown in there for good measure. That's Absurdeity.

I am the brains behind long-running behemoth The Project Hate MCMXCIX. In the past I have also been in bands such as Leukemia, House Of Usher, Rosicrucian, God Among Insects and Torture Division.

On top of that I've helped out some great acts like Dark Funeral, Vomitory, Grave and Candlemass for a bunch of live gigs whenever it was needed. I have definitely done some other fantastic shit too and you most likely love all of it.

So what is this actually about then?

Well, I have a need to get some stuff out of me that's different to TPH, and also doesn't crave as much insane work as TPH does.

Absurdeity is simply my outlet for creating 1-5 minute tracks that blast, kill and thrash all over the goddamn place.

This is NOT a band. It has no members. Except for... eh… me, I guess.

My crony and World Champion of Death Metal Grunts, Jörgen Sandström is doing the vocals. You know what that means; utter domination.

And yeah, I have mixed and mastered this myself. It does not have Andy Sneap or Dan Swanö qualities to it. But it sounds all fucken fine.

As said earlier; considering TPH is such a mammoth of a “job” to me when it comes to creating everything, Absurdeity is a musical place where I can just… play and slay.

It’s ferocious. It’s groovy. It sounds absolutely killer.

Trust me.

You're welcome.

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released February 6, 2026

Jörgen Sandström: vocals
Lord K. Philipson: instruments

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ABSURDEITY Sweden

I am Your King. I am also the brains behind long-running behemoth The Project Hate MCMXCIX, among other things.

Absurdeity is my outlet for full-on death/metal.

Enjoy the carnage.

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