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I can confirm, pretty much every UK household has one of those, they’re just one of those things you have in the kitchen.

I believe we refer to “shaking Mr. Boopsy by the hand”, not “cranking my Mr Boopsy”. How uncouth! Tsk.

Bravo! A delightful tale of the first meeting of Mr Boopsy and the Wrightie sisters. I do hope that we shall read more of their adventures and undoubtedly growing friendship in future.

Similar shorthand was used when sending telegrams, as they were charged by the character too.

Oh cum on, it’s going to be really hard to handle that. Mind you, I’d be more concerned about the stray ‘liquid’ getting into machinery and shorting something, rather than accidentally impregnating three women at a time.

Fortunately we don’t have to worry about this yet as “This article was originally published on 23 July 20222”.

Unfortunately, on at least one occasion it was. Cosonaut Vladimir Komarov was killed when the main parachute failed on his Soyuz 1 capsule. Probably the worst part was he knew, before launch, that he would probably die: CW:An all around grim story, and a picture of his, unrecognisable, charred remains

Why, and please understand that I ask this in a spirit of genuine enquiry and desire to expand my understanding of the scope of the human mind, in the name of all that is good and reasonable in this world, would you do such a thing? I’m trying very hard not to imaging the smell if it were opened a few years from now.

I’d prefer they have “a very harrowing almost escape to Moscow, then a long time contemplating their misdeeds in prison”, but I don’t think that would fit on the poster.

What???!? Say it ain’t so!

You know, the more I hear about this chap, the less I like him, and I’ve heard a lot about him.

That still wouldn’t help, as you’d crush your fingers with the amount of extra travel they’d need to actually close.

You can cleave something apart, but the halves might cleave together.

If you think “spring” is bad, go check how many different meanings there are for the word “set”.

Read that as a command to read it as ‘white people’.

Rare, but relatively easy to set up. Unfortunately they do incentivise those who want to see the information released to cause them to be triggered, so it’s something of a balancing act.

I hope she’s made the necessary arrangements to distribute the information she has in the event anything “unfortunate” happens to her, she’s painted quite a target on her back with these threats.

Rather than snark, maybe offer some helpful pointers, or even ask if there’s a reason for it?

I see your point, they just switch the rolls.

because the new metal straws have pierced the brains of anyone who did them.

I am confused by this, straws go in the mouth, if people are sticking them in their brains, they’re doing it wrong, or are you saying there is a crack team of assasins out there who’ve vowed to keep this knowledge secret in a particularly gruesome manner?

Where do you think the expression “cocked up” comes from? It’s what happens if you tip over when doing cock pushups. Remember to always stay safe in the cocknasium.

What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??

Just the normal kind.

Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?

You need to put in the work to get the best result.

Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?

You really have been missing out…